03/10/2013 The One Show

Hello and welcome to the programme. Earlier on, we popped down the shops

to pick up the guests for tonight. But when we got there, there was a

"buy one, get one free" deal on the national treasures. It is Felicity

Kendal and Simon Callow! Obviously, we have not just randomly got you in

together, you are starring in a play together, and you have been in

rehearsals today. What is your overriding memory of today, how were

rehearsals today. What is your the rehearsals? Well, what we talked

rehearsals today. What is your about a lot was alcohol. We do that

anyway, but the play is about that, and so we have a particular problem,

which is that we drink all the way through the show. As you can

imagine, we do not streak real alcohol, so we had this bizarre

cocktail party of nonalcoholic alcohol, stuff that looks like red

wine, which we have to drink a great deal of. It was terrible. They were

all lined up like this. And you are going, that is too sweet... It will

look a bit more like wine if you add in some Coca-Cola. In display, Simon

especially has to drink a lot of it. So it is not like, let's pretend it

is great juice. It is really tricky. And is it right that you are

Italian in this? How is his Italian? Perfect. Can you give us a

Italian in this? How is his quick blast? Oh, lovely. But you do

have a big repertoire of European accents, we hear. I do, it is true,

I am a master of accents. I am the master of none. Can we use that

later? Well, the play is about finding love in unusual

circumstances, which got us thinking - have you met the love of your life

in an extraordinary way? If so can send us your story, and even

better, if you have got a picture of both of you, and maybe Simon will

read them out in your chosen European accent. Was that a yes?

That's fabulous. We have stitched you up! Either that or he will just

laugh his way through it. Last week, new figures showed that 24% of

us have been victims of identity fraud, the highest figure in

Europe. You would've thought we would have got the message by now,

but as Dan Donnelly discovers, people are making themselves easy

targets. All of us have things we would

prefer to keep to ourselves, and in these folders, we have got some very

personal information which we are about to return to its rightful

owners. This man has no idea what we are about to reveal. All we have

told him is to meet us here. I think I have found something of yours. Do

you recognise that? Yes, yes I do. It is your bank statement, isn't

it? Yes. Our dossiers have other secrets to reveal. Would you

recognise that? Oh, yes, that is my payslip, isn't it? My God, that is a

bit scary. I am about to hand back one-woman's expenses claim. What is

that? That is my signature, that is my date of birth. OK, yes... That is

a bit odd. None of those people would ever have dreamt of sharing

such private information, but they all unwittingly made it public when

they walked into a place like this one, and Internet cafe. A lot of

cafes like this one in Reading make customers' privacy a priority, but

there is no law which says they have to. We wanted to find out how easy

it would need to get our hands on people's private information. We

visited 12 Internet cafes in four towns and cities to see what we

could find. In seven of the cafes, towns and cities to see what we

we found scores of personal documents on the computers within

minutes, and it was not just stuff from that day which they have not

had time to delete. Some of it went back months. A lot of what we found

was pretty harmless, but we also found a large number of confidential

documents, some passports, insurance documents, even someone's divorce

papers. This is proper personal information which you would not want

to be getting into the hands of anyone else. So, what do our

surprise cafe users think when we reveal all? How do you have this? We

got it from this document was left on a computer in an Internet cafe.

Oh, really guess that is shocking. Maybe I stupidly put it into the

recycling bin, which is not really deleting it, is it? I actually got

this from a computer in an Internet cafe. Really? Yes. That is

absolutely terrifying. Clearly I did not delete it, I was in a rush to

get out of there. That is really not good. And you thought it was safe at

the time? I did, yes. Who do you think should be responsible for the

security of personal information in an Internet cafe? I suppose it is

the responsibility of the person, they should not leave stuff flying

around. On just one computer, we found more than 70 private documents

and hundreds of photographs. Remember, we did not use any

high-tech devices or could located trickery to find them, just some

basic computer know-how. So, if the cafe is not keeping your data

basic computer know-how. So, if the secure, what can you do to keep your

personal information safe as we showed the results of our

experiments to a computer security expert. If you are opening up

experiments to a computer security documents on a public computer, make

sure they are deleted, and make sure they are deleted from the recycle

bin, or the trash. If you do not have access to those, ask the owner

of the Internet cafe to do it. And cafes can do more to help. This one

uses special computer programmes to keep customers' data secure. When

you log off, we have a script in the background which simply removes any

trace of your being on that computer, what we call your

footprint, browser history, documents, any temporary files. No

trace you were ever hear. No trace at all, it completely removes your

history. Only two said they had basic security, while a third said

he would now warn users to delete personal information properly. We

he would now warn users to delete need to wake up as consumers. If we

are going to leave personal information on public computers, we

will become a target. Just so you know, all of the private information

we got hold of, we made sure we deleted for good. Dan is here now.

Just a reminder for people who may have used a computer in a public

place - how do you delete personal information? Delete any temporary

files or documents you have been working on, then go to the recycle

bin and delete them from there as well. So you are deleting it twice

how else are we leaving ourselves open to identity fraud? If you have

got weak privacy settings on something like Facebook, people can

figure out your mum's maiden name, because your cousins have got the

same name as you, they can figure out which school you went to... Even

your date of birth... Exactly. They can big build up a profile and then

they can impersonate you. The DVLA are saying that people are so

chuffed with passing their driving test for the first time, they are

showing their driving licence online. This was a pretend one, just

to point out! The worry is that if you are in a hotel or something, and

to point out! The worry is that if you need access to a printer, it

must have happened to you on tour, send it through to the hotel and we

will print it out, and suddenly, your details are up there. Yes, it

is easily done. It is quite prevalent these days. What are the

most common ways that criminals using the information? They are

using it to apply for loans in your name or get credit, big purchases

online, or even get mobile phone contracts. And in the film, most

people did not even realise that they were victims of identity fraud,

so how long on average does it take? Recent research has been

saying that it takes seven months on average for someone to realise, hang

on, there is something wrong, and to set about putting it right. Once you

decide to put it right, it can take three months or more on average to

go about unpicking the damage. It was like putting your credit record

right and maybe getting stolen money back, if you ever get it back. It

happened to me. That is the problem, the credit rating, you have to work

so hard to get it clean again. Thanks for that, Dan. As U2 are here

talking about your new play, which is set in Paris, we decided to send

Cerys off to find the inspiration is set in Paris, we decided to send

for the book The French Lieutenant's is set in Paris, we decided to send

Woman. When she heard the title, she packed her beret and everything,

phrase book, everything. No idea why, she was off to Lyme Regis! The

Dorset town of Lyme Regis is celebrated for its ancient harbour

and dramatic cliffs. For 40 years, it was also home to one of the

giants of 20th-century literature, John Fowles. It is here that he

wrote his successful book, The French Lieutenant's Woman, a tale of

passion and romance set in the Victorian era. John Fowles writes

about Sarah Woodruff, a woman with a past, who embarks on a doomed

relationship with an uptight geologist, who is already engaged to

an heiress. He started the book in 1965, the same year as he moved to

town. After four years writing the book, he moved to this house, and

stayed here for the rest of his life. This is the room where John

Fowles did most of his writing, and life. This is the room where John

you can just about see the end of the harbour from here. It is where

the novel begins, and he writes - an the harbour from here. It is where

easterly is the most disagreeable wind in Lyme Bay... He then goes on

to describe the character who stands on The Cobb and stares out to sea...

And here she is, Sarah Woodruff, played by Meryl Streep in the 1981

film adaptation. More than a few literary classics have been placed

here. If it is good enough for Jane Austen, with Persuasion, it is good

enough for John. His widow still lives in the area, and when I met

her, she was wearing a very special coat. It is John's old Burberry,

made a little smaller. It is my cop macro code. Towards the end of his

life, I drove him down here all the time, and he would just sit with his

binoculars, four hours. -- it is his coat for The Cobb. Nobody knew who

he was. John Fowles was fascinated by the geology of Lyme Regis, and

the book is full of references to the fossils hidden in the cliffs.

the book is full of references to The hero, Charles, played by Jeremy

Irons in the film, is a keen fossil hunter, just like the author. He was

a great collector. His pockets were always full of seeds and stones and

fossils, half bird's egg, just really like a small boy. So

passionate was John Fowles about the area that when the local museum was

under threat in 1978, he was outraged. John did not want the

history of Lyme Regis to leave town, so he thought he had better get on

and save it, so he did. Some people are surprised to find this

world-famous novelist here. I do not think they knew it was John. Whereas

The Cobb was open to the prying eyes of Lyme Regis, the woods are dark,

secluded, and have a hint of magic. These are the woods where the author

sets the seduction scenes. Sarah challenges Charles' 19th-century

principles. Fowles writes... It was The French Lieutenant's Woman, part

of her hair had become loose and half covered her cheek. On The

Cobb, it had seems to him dark brown, but now he saw that it had

read tints. Fowles was one of the first post-modern writers, and a bit

of a rebel. The book jumps between the 19th and 20th-century. He even

writes himself into the novel, as a character, speculating on the fate

of the luckless Charles. This came as a surprise to many of his

friends. I was shocked, almost horrified, I think, because people

did not do that kind of thing. He just looked at me and said, I

thought it would make my friends laugh. The French Lieutenant's Woman

was an instant success, and this landscape became forever linked with

Fowles's novel. But it was a bittersweet success. Right up until

his death, Fowles felt guilty about the hordes of tourists who would

overwhelm the town each summer in search of its literary past.

You both spoke very highly there of John as an author. Yes, wonderful

novel and an amazing writer. Chin Chin, we've established it has a

complex plot. We know you play an Italian man. And drink a lot of

alcohol. Can you give us a summary of the plot? It's very simple. The

premise is simple. The plot is complex. A man and a woman meet. Her

husband has had an affair with his wife. So they get together. For what

purpose exactly, even they don't know. They just need to talk about

it. Bit by bit the relationship forms between them, with many

publications of stage and on stage. forms between them, with many

Slowly, they begin to establish an extraordinary chemistry between

themselves, and extraordinary partnership, which isn't by any

means necessarily amorous or even sexual, it's to do with a chemistry

between them. It is bonded, above all, over alcohol. It is very

funny, it's very tender, very moving and romantic. But this element of

alcohol bans all the way through. As they drink more and more, their

lives fall apart. He gets rid of his factory, her apartment runs down.

They become street people factory, her apartment runs down.

eventually, but they seem to be happy. With a huge hangover!

Felicity, you can draw on some kind of experience within this. Excuse

me? ! Your ex-husband, who is directing this, you are still

together. This must be something you can draw on from your past. Yes and

no. We have a conjugated relationship. It isn't that

complicated in rehearsal, except that he is much stricter with me

than anyone else. I say, why can't I? He says, no. He is usually right,

so I put up with it. One of the things that is so wonderful about

this particular play is that they get together because they have a

bond of pain. They really do get together because they have a

understand what the other person is going through. Nobody else that they

can talk to quite about those two people. I think it's a really

interesting play because it's very unusual. That you get a couple that

isn't having an affair or not in love. Especially a man and a woman.

Yes, but it is this sort of partnership through their

experiences. It's very funny and very deep, because it deals with

fundamental things like loneliness, comradeship, how you deal with the

past. And drink. You've worked together before. We are dealing with

it. This is in 1978. What a couple! It's a bit Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon.

I'm not quite sure how to take that! That's Amadeus. I did a play on

stage, and I maintained the same part when the show was done on

television. Nobody else had played it on stage. I was absolutely

surrounded by extremely famous actors, among whom the most famous

was you. I'd only been acting for a few years. The fantastic thing was

you especially, were just so kind to me. In those days, yes. I can

imagine it works so well on stage. We were reading, Simon, that you buy

a new teapot every time you start a new production. In case you haven't

had time to go to the shops, we thought we would help you out. We've

got you a special Chin Chin teapot. Keep it safe. Thank you for this

beautiful box, I will cherish this box! You can see Simon and Felicity

in Chin Chin, starting in Windsor on October the 14th, before it goes all

around the country to December and hopefully ends up in the West End.

Last week, Andy showcased his extreme diving skills on a very

complicated dive. This wiki is back to take on a colossal coastal

challenge that defeated him once before. A proper action man never

gives up. This colossal explosion of water is a geological phenomenon

known as a blowhole. They found all over the world, in Samoa, Mexico and

Australia. Today I'm going to attempt it died inside one of these

blowholes. It's behind me here, in Pembrokeshire. As an extreme

Explorer, I've travelled the world seeking out adventure. From climbing

treacherous rock stacks, to diving underneath Arctic icebergs.

treacherous rock stacks, to diving Blowholes are found all along the

British coastline but remain relatively unexplored. In 2011, I

made my first attempt died inside this blowhole. The treacherous

winter swell made it impossible to get close. Each time I tried to swim

into the submerged tunnel, I was blasted out by the force of the

waves. The attempt was aborted. More than a year later, I've come back to

try again. This is our headland here. The cliff face is plunging

into the sea. There will be weaknesses and fractures in the main

cliff face. Over thousands of years, the sea is bashing against these

fractures. It opens them up and make you rode away a seat tunnel.

Eventually they will hit a vertical fracture, which means that erosion

process starts heading upwards. Again, the waves are pounding in

here and eventually erode a tunnel all the way to the top and out the

top of the cliff. That allows the surging waves to pour in through

here and bore out the top. This blowhole only erupts in stormy

conditions, but that doesn't mean it's a tranquil environment. Sue

Burton is a marine conservation officer for this stretch of

coastline. Although you are quite shallow, you are almost simulating a

deeper environment because you haven't got the light there. All of

the kelp and the seaweed growing outside, they can't grow inside. The

other thing that is unique is the fact you've got a real wave surge

going in and out there. You can't live in there and less you can cling

on tight or hide away in a Moog and cranny. First I have to reach the

headland. The blowhole tunnel entrance lies six metres below the

headland. The blowhole tunnel surface. I just need to find it.

The narrow entrance is just big enough for me to squeeze through.

Blowholes are a true geological wonder. Few people know these

formations exist, let alone get inside them.

This is the chamber where the water surges up and explode out to the

surface. Having made it inside, I'm now hoping to see what marine life

lives here... If any. At first sight the bare walls aren't looking

promising. Just as I was told, in the cracks and crevices is a variety

promising. Just as I was told, in of life. Spider crabs, feeding on

food particles washed in in the current. There's also velvet

swimming crabs, named because of their fine, downy hair and the

speedy swimming ability. There's prawns with a distinctive red and

blue markings. And moon jellyfish, three swimming in the waters here.

I've finally achieved what I set out to do. But to take a look from a

different perspective and going top side, where the blowhole

breakthrough to the headland. Looking down at this deep, dark

blowhole, it's surprising that life survives here but it does, as you've

seen. I've weighed up the pros and cons against living somewhere that

gets battered by the storms, but somewhere that offers detection and

unique habitat. It just goes to show that even the wildest places on our

coastline, life survives. Felicity, you are an adventurous woman. Yes,

I'm opening with him! He's very frightening. There's nothing in the

world that would get me down or up a blowhole. Very claustrophobic. You

do practice a lot of yoga, Felicity. Not underwater! Have you been

teaching Simon? He's wonderful, downward dog - no problem. The

Cobra. We haven't got time for your downward dog. Time is marching on,

so let's go to Leeds, where Carrie is standing by to tell us about an

amazing transformation. I'm here at the Millennium Sqaure. It is a

celebration of the art and culture of Leeds. For the next three

nights, this amazing projection is being put onto the building behind

us, the Civic Hall. Every 15 minutes the people of Leeds bring it to

life, and this is what we saw earlier.

You are the inspiration behind this. What was the idea? It comes from

public clockmakers of Leeds. We wanted to do a giant video

projection of that, whether people of Leeds came together. We use them

as automatons in the building. What a great idea. One of those people

was Kizzy. What was it like seeing yourself? It's not everyday you see

yourself on a building. Morin, line dancing at 8:15pm. How does it feel?

It was amazing to see line dancing on the roof of the Civic Hall. I've

got a job for you. You are going to come and work the crank. The crank

controls this behind us. As we turn these dials, believers go once the

cogs move. We start seeing these dials, believers go once the

speed up and change. We are winding that clock ready for the 15 minutes.

This is here until 10:30pm tonight, that clock ready for the 15 minutes.

it's on for the next three nights as well. We are loving it. Let's give

everyone a big wave! According to that clock we've got one minute and

45 seconds until the end of the programme. Earlier, we asked if you

found the love of your life in an unusual circumstance. It all stems

from the plot of Felicity and Simon's new plague. You haven't

disappointed us. Simon is going to read them in a variety of European

accents. What do you reckon with the first one, Felicity? This is what

I'm like in rehearsal! Scottish! Fiona met Billy while she was out

cycling and had a puncture. Billy was on a run and run all the way to

Halfords, bought a kit and repaired it for her. Isn't that beautiful?

The next one. Serbian something. Serbo-Croatian. Fran Evans met her

husband in the baked bean aisle in Tesco's. Ironically, he was tanned,

bald and actually looked like a baked bean. Thank you both so much.

You can see Felicity and Simon performing in changing from next

month in Windsor, before it tours around the whole country and

hopefully ends up in the West End. around the whole country and

Are you doing more drinking tomorrow, what have rehearsals got

in store for you? Absolutely, morning till night. Alex will be

here tomorrow with Chris and John Bishop.