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Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones. Our | :00:00. | :00:00. | |
guest tonight is Madonna. She's also Mel C, Cher and Joan Crawford. Not | :00:00. | :00:14. | |
to mention Sigourney Weaver, Mel Gibson, Kate Winslet, Dame Maggie | :00:15. | :00:17. | |
Smith, Meryl Streep, and Bono. Oh, and Gandalf. Until you arrive, life | :00:18. | :00:26. | |
here has been so naturalistic. Tonight she's her Absolutely | :00:27. | :00:40. | |
Fabulous self - it's Jennifer Saunders. | :00:41. | :00:44. | |
APPLAUSE it is great to see you. We read | :00:45. | :00:55. | |
somewhere that you said it is easier to play old. I plucked my chin | :00:56. | :01:06. | |
tonight just for you. I didn't have to grow the beard, they stuck it | :01:07. | :01:13. | |
on. I wasn't so bad in that make up, they have done worse than that. You | :01:14. | :01:20. | |
have played so many characters, did you and Dawn ever argue about who | :01:21. | :01:26. | |
would be who. Sometimes we used to write sketches and forget who was | :01:27. | :01:33. | |
who. I would say, "no, I am woman number one" and we would argue about | :01:34. | :01:42. | |
that. And did you ever wish you were woman number one? In one piece we | :01:43. | :01:49. | |
did we had to record it twice because they changed our characters | :01:50. | :01:57. | |
halfway through and I became the unfunny one. I have just ripped my | :01:58. | :02:09. | |
shirt! Jennifer has written her autobiography - Bonkers - and later | :02:10. | :02:13. | |
we'll find out how she actually shot one of her famous co-stars. With a | :02:14. | :02:16. | |
gun. No joke. On Friday we followed the crew of | :02:17. | :02:19. | |
HMS Illustrious as they raced to help those affected by the recent | :02:20. | :02:22. | |
devastating storm in the Philippines. They're not the only | :02:23. | :02:25. | |
people over there trying to make a difference. Here's Tony with two | :02:26. | :02:29. | |
more stories from the heart of the relief effort. | :02:30. | :02:32. | |
Less than a month ago the Philippines was hit by Typhoon | :02:33. | :02:40. | |
Haiyan, the most powerful in the country's history. Millions were | :02:41. | :02:45. | |
left homeless. The city of Tacloban was particularly badly hit. The One | :02:46. | :02:50. | |
Show asked British aid workers to keep a video diary. This is Cat, she | :02:51. | :03:03. | |
is based a few miles from Tacloban airport, her job is to help people | :03:04. | :03:09. | |
who have been orphaned. On a visit to one women's shelter, she met a | :03:10. | :03:13. | |
little girl who had lost everything. We came across a little | :03:14. | :03:18. | |
girl who is apparently eight years old but I think she has been | :03:19. | :03:26. | |
malnourished for some time. She has two wounds on her head, they need | :03:27. | :03:33. | |
closing but she doesn't know where to go. I am going to describe it to | :03:34. | :03:38. | |
our doctors to find out what they recommend. Carmela, who runs the | :03:39. | :03:45. | |
refuge, explained how the eight-year-old have managed to | :03:46. | :03:56. | |
survive the typhoon. Luck she survived the water holding a chair, | :03:57. | :04:00. | |
and after that she found out that her parents and brothers and sisters | :04:01. | :04:08. | |
were gone. Tom organises the statistics of getting the vital aid | :04:09. | :04:14. | |
to the needy. His team and our emergency aid kits including soap | :04:15. | :04:23. | |
and toilet roll. These kits will complement the food and water that | :04:24. | :04:26. | |
have been provided so it is really good the military are here helping. | :04:27. | :04:32. | |
With the Filipino Army giving out emergency food rations, things are | :04:33. | :04:41. | |
getting pretty crowded. It is good in the respect that people are | :04:42. | :04:47. | |
getting food, so when we come to give the household kits and the | :04:48. | :04:53. | |
hygiene kits, it will complement that. The Disasters Emergency | :04:54. | :04:56. | |
Committee says the British public have raised ?70 million since | :04:57. | :05:06. | |
Typhoon Haiyan. It has helped 700,000 Filipinos, they have | :05:07. | :05:11. | |
estimated. We need to distribute as much as possible as quickly as | :05:12. | :05:16. | |
possible. A hazard for the aid workers are the diseases that spread | :05:17. | :05:25. | |
quickly in the damp conditions. I have got flu which effectively means | :05:26. | :05:29. | |
I am out of action for at least a couple of days and we realised it is | :05:30. | :05:33. | |
because I have spent a lot of time in evacuation centres with kids who | :05:34. | :05:38. | |
have the flow so they have dosed me up with some things and I have got | :05:39. | :05:43. | |
to let it play itself out but I feel like we are losing valuable time. I | :05:44. | :05:49. | |
am just unable to move. Where disaster strikes, aid workers | :05:50. | :05:54. | |
follow. Their work here will eventually be done, but at some | :05:55. | :05:57. | |
point it will be time to move onto the next one. Whatever or wherever | :05:58. | :06:05. | |
that may be. Thanks to Cat, Tom and all the | :06:06. | :06:08. | |
people doing selfless work over there. On Friday we asked for | :06:09. | :06:13. | |
stories of your own efforts helping the Philippines appeal. Jennifer has | :06:14. | :06:22. | |
got some here. The Association of Filipino British in Bristol have | :06:23. | :06:30. | |
raised ?5,000 through cake sales and collecting donations of clothes. A | :06:31. | :06:43. | |
student sent this photo of John Cowell attempting to break a record | :06:44. | :06:47. | |
for the greatest distance run on a treadmill in 12 hours. He ran 102.8 | :06:48. | :06:55. | |
kilometres, raising more than ?7,000 for the Philippines typhoon. Finally | :06:56. | :07:03. | |
the London Welsh Male voice choir. Yes, John Downing from the London | :07:04. | :07:12. | |
Welsh Male voice choir sent this picture of him and his fellow | :07:13. | :07:17. | |
choristers ready to perform at a fundraising dinner in Romsey Abbey, | :07:18. | :07:23. | |
they raised ?32,000. We couldn't read them all out, but thank you | :07:24. | :07:30. | |
very much. You can still donate to the Disasters Emergency Comittee | :07:31. | :07:36. | |
appeal - details on our website. So you have written your autobiography, | :07:37. | :07:40. | |
Bonkers: My Life in Laughs, so we were wondering what took you so long | :07:41. | :07:47. | |
because Dawn got hers out... I am only 55! We wondered if it is this | :07:48. | :07:58. | |
procrastination that you do because you sweep up instead of writing. I | :07:59. | :08:03. | |
love sweeping, it is like a meditation, a kind of mindless | :08:04. | :08:09. | |
task. Obviously very important, but otherwise fairly mindless, and I | :08:10. | :08:15. | |
find that I think a lot when I am sweeping, vacuuming or power | :08:16. | :08:29. | |
washing. Let's talk hand hoovers! When I am not doing that, I wrote | :08:30. | :08:36. | |
this book. You talk about these pranks you did with Dawn, how | :08:37. | :08:42. | |
extreme did they get? Because we were students living in the same | :08:43. | :08:47. | |
flat and we get on extremely well, we had a lot of fun. In those days | :08:48. | :08:53. | |
you had to make your own fun, getting high on something else, and | :08:54. | :08:59. | |
that is basically making jokes. That is my dog whining over there. Look | :09:00. | :09:06. | |
at that picture! We look so young and actually quite drunk because | :09:07. | :09:10. | |
that is my 21st birthday party. We used to dress up as punks and try to | :09:11. | :09:21. | |
intimidate people on the tube. You would probably get arrested for that | :09:22. | :09:29. | |
now. Talk about the lulu incident. She was a regular guest on our show | :09:30. | :09:34. | |
and we always wanted her on, and we always decided we would kidnap her | :09:35. | :09:49. | |
as the... What is the movie? Pulp Fiction. You have read the book! | :09:50. | :10:00. | |
Thank you. We would -- decided we would shoot her with a gun, and she | :10:01. | :10:04. | |
had all these explosive lord charges all over her body, and they said to | :10:05. | :10:10. | |
her, when they explode, don't put your arms down by your side, and she | :10:11. | :10:16. | |
did. She did, and it blew a hole in her arm. She has had to have skin | :10:17. | :10:27. | |
grafts. Don't go on about it, Alex! She hasn't sued, what are you trying | :10:28. | :10:35. | |
to do? We are still friends. I cannot believe it has been 21 years | :10:36. | :10:40. | |
since the beginning of Absolutely Fabulous. It is incredible, we are | :10:41. | :10:43. | |
going to look at the very first episode. I will drink water. It is a | :10:44. | :10:57. | |
mixer, Patsy, we are having whiskey. You have given up drinking | :10:58. | :11:03. | |
before. The worst eight hours of my life. For fans of Absolutely | :11:04. | :11:12. | |
Fabulous, you cannot imagine anybody else than Joanna Lumley playing the | :11:13. | :11:17. | |
part, but originally she was not in the frame, was she? You have read | :11:18. | :11:24. | |
the book, thank you. Your research is quite right, she wasn't. I had | :11:25. | :11:33. | |
written the character as a lowlife journalist and had someone else in | :11:34. | :11:38. | |
mind completely. Then luckily that person wasn't available, and we got | :11:39. | :11:44. | |
Joanna. Was that person very different? I know you are dying to | :11:45. | :11:51. | |
know, I will tell you after. Earlier we heard some whining, this was | :11:52. | :12:01. | |
Olive, shall we get her in? Sporting a little snood. They are knitted by | :12:02. | :12:13. | |
the Greyhound rescue people. You were saying how you like to dress | :12:14. | :12:18. | |
her up, and we have a picture of her sporting a lovely scarf and a pair | :12:19. | :12:25. | |
of glasses. I'm guessing she didn't dress herself. She had a sitcom to | :12:26. | :12:34. | |
write. You make yourself at home, Olive. Isn't she lovely? She has | :12:35. | :12:43. | |
seen herself on television. Anyway, she is going to check the areas of | :12:44. | :12:48. | |
the studio that you need to sweep. John Sergeant has been to see the | :12:49. | :12:52. | |
life-saving work of an organisation that allows dogs to become blood | :12:53. | :12:58. | |
brothers. Watch this, you won't believe it. | :12:59. | :13:03. | |
This is Percy, a five-year-old golden sceptre and he is doing | :13:04. | :13:09. | |
something we often don't get round to in many cases, giving blood. It | :13:10. | :13:17. | |
will go to a charity that pass it onto vets around the country until | :13:18. | :13:21. | |
2005, animal welfare regulations prevented the storage of animal | :13:22. | :13:30. | |
blood. The charity was launched soon after these restrictions were | :13:31. | :13:33. | |
lifted. Wendy is the co-founder. What did vets do before? It could be | :13:34. | :13:39. | |
two o'clock in the morning when they needed blood and they were often | :13:40. | :13:45. | |
asking other owners if they could donate. And the moment the law | :13:46. | :13:53. | |
changed, you set up this blood bank for pets? Yes, allowing easy access | :13:54. | :14:05. | |
to blood. Like humans, there are different blood types. The blood | :14:06. | :14:17. | |
comes from donor sessions across the country, and it is processed and | :14:18. | :14:21. | |
used in thousands of operations each year, the length and breadth of the | :14:22. | :14:27. | |
UK. All thanks to dogs like these, they are among the 5000 canine | :14:28. | :14:31. | |
donors from across the country who give their blood to the blood bank. | :14:32. | :14:38. | |
I joined Jenny Walton as she prepared Percy, a very brave dog for | :14:39. | :14:45. | |
his donor session. Why is he taking it so well? He has been trained to a | :14:46. | :14:51. | |
certain degree. Some dogs are not so keen and the worst thing is the | :14:52. | :14:56. | |
noise of the clippers. He has a health check and he is tested to | :14:57. | :14:59. | |
make sure he is well enough, they want to make sure the blood years | :15:00. | :15:12. | |
passing on is safe. When I give blood, it is worth. Why do you want | :15:13. | :15:21. | |
Percy to be a blood donor? It is a feel-good factor, that you are | :15:22. | :15:25. | |
helping other dogs in the time of need. He is a bit of a hero will | :15:26. | :15:33. | |
stop their were 11 donors today, including McAfee, a golden | :15:34. | :15:36. | |
retriever. Health checks complete, it is time | :15:37. | :15:57. | |
to donate. He is remarkably calm. It makes you so proud. I burst into | :15:58. | :16:04. | |
tears the first time. I am so proud of him. Abe special award for being | :16:05. | :16:13. | |
the best dog blood donor I have come across. This dog would have died | :16:14. | :16:20. | |
without the blood bank. He has had nine transfusions for the he did not | :16:21. | :16:26. | |
eat his breakfast one morning, which is very unusual for him. -- he has | :16:27. | :16:35. | |
had nine transfusions. His system breaks down his red blood cells. We | :16:36. | :16:40. | |
did not know if he would survive. It is very upsetting. He is one of the | :16:41. | :16:47. | |
family. What do you think about the charity? Brilliant. Without people | :16:48. | :16:53. | |
taking dogs to donate blood, Eric would not be here today. Murphy, the | :16:54. | :17:00. | |
golden retriever, is next in line to donate a point of blood. When it is | :17:01. | :17:05. | |
over, there is no sign of any after-effects. He gets a bowl of | :17:06. | :17:11. | |
water, some food and a toy. It is the dog equivalent of a cup of tea | :17:12. | :17:15. | |
and some biscuits. More and more dogs are doing what Murphy has done. | :17:16. | :17:20. | |
Owners and vets are increasingly aware that these blood donations can | :17:21. | :17:25. | |
really save the lives of many, many dogs who, in the past, would simply | :17:26. | :17:33. | |
have been allowed to die. Live loved that. She was not too sure until she | :17:34. | :17:46. | |
saw the toy. Is it just dogs that can give blood? Hamsters are all the | :17:47. | :17:56. | |
rage. There has recently been a pilot scheme for cats. Watch this | :17:57. | :18:02. | |
face the details. I was with a dog who had a shoulder replacement. | :18:03. | :18:06. | |
There are all these human procedures that are now coming in for our pets. | :18:07. | :18:12. | |
The Royal College of veterinary surgeons gave the go-ahead for the | :18:13. | :18:17. | |
first kidney transplant for cats. It had to be ethically acceptable. Up | :18:18. | :18:22. | |
to date not a single transplant has taken place in the UK and they have | :18:23. | :18:28. | |
suspended it pending a review. American vets have done arena | :18:29. | :18:32. | |
transplant with cats. The donor cat is a stray cat and the conditions | :18:33. | :18:38. | |
are, if a stray cat is giving a kidney, it has to be adopted by the | :18:39. | :18:42. | |
family who are receiving the kidney on behalf of the cat. Pet owners can | :18:43. | :18:53. | |
donate tissue and bone. They can donate tendons and ligaments from | :18:54. | :19:01. | |
their poor departed animal. But was run over earlier this year. His leg | :19:02. | :19:07. | |
was broken in five places. He received a bone graft. Nine months | :19:08. | :19:12. | |
later, he was incarcerated in his cell for nine weeks but he is making | :19:13. | :19:17. | |
a really good recovery. We have donor cards. You can register your | :19:18. | :19:25. | |
dog, Jennifer, are you listening? There are donor cards. Where do you | :19:26. | :19:30. | |
draw the line? How extreme do you go with procedures for your pets? | :19:31. | :19:37. | |
Especially if life expectancy is only short, I think it is odd. Maybe | :19:38. | :19:45. | |
if people had valuable animals, may be breeding animals, I could | :19:46. | :19:54. | |
understand it like that. I am a sucker for live. When Jennifer and | :19:55. | :20:00. | |
her contemporaries burst out of the alternative comedy scene in the | :20:01. | :20:07. | |
1980s, it was bad news for one particular comedian. But the | :20:08. | :20:12. | |
slickest showman on telly managed to bounce back. Here's Ruth Goodman on | :20:13. | :20:15. | |
his remarkable life. In this has lived a plump boy that locals | :20:16. | :20:22. | |
laughed at. When I said I wanted to become a comedian, everyone laughed. | :20:23. | :20:28. | |
They are not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse became one of the biggest | :20:29. | :20:31. | |
and slickest entertainers on Saturday night television. I love | :20:32. | :20:39. | |
the BBC. This is like home. The food is loudly and nobody talks to me. | :20:40. | :20:49. | |
Life in a well -- life did not begin so smoothly when he was born in | :20:50. | :20:54. | |
Beckenham in 1928. A thyroid problem meant he was overweight and made fun | :20:55. | :21:01. | |
of. I got the impression it was not a happy childhood and he would | :21:02. | :21:05. | |
retreat from life. If he had a pen in his hand, he was happy. In his | :21:06. | :21:11. | |
early teens, he was drawing cartoons. He got his cartoons | :21:12. | :21:17. | |
published at the age of 12. It was telling jokes to friends and family | :21:18. | :21:25. | |
that got the best laughs. He used humour to prevent barracking that he | :21:26. | :21:30. | |
would have got at school. As he became thinner, he decided he likes | :21:31. | :21:39. | |
getting laughs. By 15, he had sold gags to his stand-up heroes. Soon he | :21:40. | :21:43. | |
was treading the boards himself -- himself. Comedy, when Bob started, | :21:44. | :21:54. | |
was a very working class medium. Coming from a different background | :21:55. | :21:58. | |
and starting slightly posher come he really was a fish out of water. His | :21:59. | :22:03. | |
father was an accountant and his mother came from a really nice | :22:04. | :22:08. | |
background. It was pure tenacity and drive that kept him going. His | :22:09. | :22:13. | |
middle-class roots would come in handy for his next goal, BBC Radio. | :22:14. | :22:20. | |
When he was called up for national service at the aria essential | :22:21. | :22:23. | |
medical establishment in London, he used his position to get an audition | :22:24. | :22:31. | |
for the BBC. He got a blank page with a signature. To that, he wrote | :22:32. | :22:38. | |
a letter to the BBC, telling them that this airman was suffering from | :22:39. | :22:41. | |
terrible nerves and ought to be able to get an audition for radio. It | :22:42. | :22:49. | |
worked and they loved him. He got into show business by a little | :22:50. | :22:55. | |
forgery. By the 1970s he was one of the hottest and highest game show | :22:56. | :23:01. | |
hosts on television. When alternative comedy arrived in the | :23:02. | :23:07. | |
80s, his comic genius was forgotten. He was called smarmy and insincere. | :23:08. | :23:12. | |
He said mother-in-law jokes do not get laughs any more. He felt this | :23:13. | :23:17. | |
would be the time to be developed his routines and so he did. The king | :23:18. | :23:25. | |
of the one-liner now held court on editions of Have I Got News For | :23:26. | :23:32. | |
capital U. His new Renaissance were suddenly to be cut short. He died of | :23:33. | :23:40. | |
cancer in 2003. He was gags have outlived him to this day. This is | :23:41. | :23:46. | |
one of the famous joke books. All the jokes he ever needed, it used or | :23:47. | :23:52. | |
invented are in here. The handwriting is beautiful but also | :23:53. | :23:56. | |
profusely illustrated. For example, rather than scribbling their words, | :23:57. | :24:02. | |
farm, for a bunch of farm jokes, he has turned it into a cow. Do you | :24:03. | :24:10. | |
still use them? Absolutely. Recently, I needed a joke for Sir | :24:11. | :24:17. | |
Terry Wogan for Proms in the Park. I might go to M, in Rumania I attended | :24:18. | :24:25. | |
a concert attended by a three handed classical pianist. He does not play | :24:26. | :24:32. | |
better than anyone else but he can turn his own pages. The Beckenham | :24:33. | :24:37. | |
boy who started out feeling unloved really did have the last laugh with | :24:38. | :24:47. | |
his jokes standing the test of time. He is one of the faces that was | :24:48. | :24:52. | |
challenging the comedy establishment back then. Who is challenging view | :24:53. | :24:57. | |
these days? I do not think we are paired to be challenged any more. I | :24:58. | :25:04. | |
think it has happened. I think Miranda and Katie Wickes and Watson | :25:05. | :25:08. | |
and Oliver, I think they are the ones who have to worry now. I think | :25:09. | :25:18. | |
we are... You know, it is done. There is room for you all. It is a | :25:19. | :25:23. | |
thorny issue for some, but we'll be soon be living alongside some new | :25:24. | :25:26. | |
European neighbours when curbs on the migration of Romanians and | :25:27. | :25:29. | |
Bulgarians to the UK are lifted on January first. But how well do you | :25:30. | :25:33. | |
know the real Romanians? We asked a Romanian-born comedian to shatter a | :25:34. | :25:34. | |
few stereotypes. Hello. I am a Rumanian actress. I am | :25:35. | :25:47. | |
very happy to be doing the one show because normally I get asked to play | :25:48. | :25:52. | |
Eastern European pickpockets, vampires and sex traffic victims. I | :25:53. | :25:56. | |
am here to tell you ten facts about the mania. You probably think our | :25:57. | :26:04. | |
national dish is horse meat. -- Rumania. Of course it is not. Our | :26:05. | :26:14. | |
main dish is minced meat wrapped with cabbage leaves. We also make | :26:15. | :26:23. | |
some exquisite cakes. You may think we are vampires and drink blood but | :26:24. | :26:25. | |
our national drink is wine. We have the second largest building | :26:26. | :26:39. | |
in the world, built by Nikolai Ceausescu. He demolished one fifth | :26:40. | :26:45. | |
of Bucharest to make room for it. He was inspired by a visit by North | :26:46. | :26:49. | |
Korea. What a dream holiday that must have been! Romanians are very | :26:50. | :26:54. | |
hard-working. You may think of us as a Slavic | :26:55. | :27:09. | |
country that actually we are a night -- a Latin nation. We are quite | :27:10. | :27:17. | |
similar to you British fish and chip lovers. You have X Factor, we have X | :27:18. | :27:23. | |
Factor. You have written is got talent, we have Rumania has got | :27:24. | :27:32. | |
talent. We also have famous movie stars and producers. Durham call was | :27:33. | :27:45. | |
a child of a famous immigrant. -- Lauren Bacall.Thanks, Elena. You | :27:46. | :27:54. | |
have all heard of Oskar Schindler. A Rumanian doctors saved nearly 20,000 | :27:55. | :27:58. | |
lives. There was no movie. You are probably thinking we will come over | :27:59. | :28:02. | |
here and steal your jobs. Do not worry, if you have no job, come to | :28:03. | :28:09. | |
Rumania and steal ours. We have the fastest-growing economy in the | :28:10. | :28:16. | |
Eastern Bloc. Please do not worry. I do not want your job, unless you are | :28:17. | :28:21. | |
a comedian. The fact is, we have been living here for years. Thank | :28:22. | :28:31. | |
you for this. Olive is having a little look at that. You can take | :28:32. | :28:36. | |
that home and do what you want with it. And thanks, Jennifer. Jennifer's | :28:37. | :28:39. | |
book, Bonkers, is out now. Tomorrow, comedy from Greg Davies, and Gordon | :28:40. | :28:43. | |
Ramsey will be here cooking up a whole Christmas dinner. I love my | :28:44. | :28:44. | |
job. | :28:45. | :28:47. |