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Hello, friends. Welcome to another fascinating, fabulous Friday 1 our

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One Show with Alex Jones and Chris Evans. Tonight, we meet a man who

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used magic to survive the Second World War, a fascinating story from

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Fergus. Che goes cock-a-hoop over the tastiest chicken curry in the

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UK. -- Jay. And Miranda and might find out what the rain has been

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doing to our wildlife. Very cute. And we have two guests that span

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the generations of entertainment. The wild-haired comedian and

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composer responsible for the smash hit musical Matilda. And an

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entertainment legend who has just landed not one but three roles and

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the Wizard of Oz. It is Tim Minchin First of all, Des O'Connor, on the

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way tonight we have curry and hair. Which is most important in your

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life? I thought you meant being bald. I am more than egg and chips

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man. I do like a curry, but not too hot. Tim, curry or hair? Curry. If

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you give me two options and one of them is curry, it is always curry.

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Coming up tonight, a growing up a theme going on. Tim will be singing

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about growing up later. We have someone who has grown up on TV, for

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56 years. And we are asking you to show how grown-up you are by

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sending pictures of you Ben Ansen now. We will demonstrate. This is a

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picture of Ben. And this is him now. I think both of them work. He is

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still nice. We had a go as well. Here we go. This was Chris back

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then. And this is Chris now. This was Alex back then. And this is

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Alex now. As far as the Olympics are concerned, we are off the

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starting blocks. The flame has been lit, and it went out again, and it

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is on its way over here. Let's go for our first medals. Here we are.

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These are some of the 4700 and Olympic and Paralympic medals. They

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are so important that we are not allowed to touch them. I don't know

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what will happen if we do. Touched one and see what happens. Can I go

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for gold? He touched them and nothing happened. My Finger dropped

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off! Where have they come from? Wales, of course. That is where all

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the best things come from! We had better check.

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The gold medals for the Games will be the largest and most valuable

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ever handed out, but when the middle tradition began in 1896, the

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winners actually got Silva, the second place got bronze and third

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place got precisely nothing. These days, the prices are more glitzy.

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In the middle of the Welsh valleys, why would you want a building that

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looks like a prison but is not a prison? There must be something in

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there that needs protecting. Olympic gold. I said, no Spandau

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Ballet. We will have enough of that in a couple of months. For the past

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six months, a specially selected team of Royal Mint designers,

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technicians and craftsmen have been working behind heavily locked doors,

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ensuring every medal produced meets highly exacting specifications.

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This is where it all happens. In terms of the metal going into this,

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what are we talking about, what is in there? This is the gold

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Paralympic medal, with six grams of gold actually in the alloy.

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then they are painted. They are not painted! They are electro pleated

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to give them the gold colour. Why are they not solid gold? The cost.

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First strike, 600 tons, and the last squeeze, 750 tonnes. Look at

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that. That is a Paralympic gold. It is silver, but it is a gold. It is

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the heaviest Olympic medal ever. Heavy metal. Talk me through the

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idea behind them. How do you turn the idea into something we can

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hold? There were two different processes. For this side, which is

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the wings, we modelled it on a computer. The other side is

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different. For this, we took a texture of the original sculpture

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of Naik that appeared above the stadium in Athens, and we combined

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it with a hand-made plaster model to produce this side. The idea is

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that it is the heart of the Olympic Games. Usain Bolt has just won his

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gold medal. They go to put it round his neck, and at that point, guess

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what happens? It is my worst nightmare as well. Is it? That it

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drops straight off the ribbon onto the floor. I double checked and

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double-checked a bit more on the stitching and I make sure it is not

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going anywhere. This is what you get for a lifetime of complete

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devotion and commitment. It has got care instructions. Do not use any

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liquid, chemicals or abrasive substances when cleaning it.

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the proud owner of London 2012 gold medal. But it is not just precious

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metal. Rio Tinto has provided the gold, silver and bronze in order to

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make the medals from mines in Mongolia. Rio Tinto is accused of

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environmental damage, ignoring workers' rights and trampling on

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local tribes the world over. Have you got concrete examples? The Rio

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Tinto mine is in an area of the Gobi desert which is very dry, and

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the water they are taking is likely to lead to problems down the line

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for local tribespeople. Rio Tinto say that being ethically

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responsible runs through everything that it does. These are the same

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old claims that have been dismissed by an independent body. The water

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that we use for our mining process is sourced from a completely

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different supplied to the water used by the local people. Wherever

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the metal comes from, the end product is the result of hours of

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care and attention. Time for some awards, One Show-style, with a nod

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to the ancient Greeks. Actually, my back garden. You have done very

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well. Thank you very much. Well done, well done.

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Good work. Well done, Wales. Next week, live from RNAS Culdrose in

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Cornwall. The show his life from their next Friday as we welcome the

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Olympic flame to the shores of Great Britain. -- the show is

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coming live from there. Other exciting news, it has been

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announced that Des O'Connor is going to be starring as the wizard

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in the Wizard of Oz. Have you been told? Yes, somebody sent me a

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letter. We are not revealing it to you. You are taking over on the

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22nd. I met the cast for the first time today and did a few lines with

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the Straw man and the lion. They are wonderful, and she is gorgeous.

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The lovely Sophie. I am looking forward to it. Eight shows a week

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for 100 years! Was it an accident will return to the theatre? What is

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this word "accidental"? You were our Tikrit 6. Dreamboats And

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They thought, he is not going to sing, is he? I got to sing Everly

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Brothers songs and a cliff Richard's song and it was so great.

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Since then, Bill Kenwright and his Lordship, Andrew Lloyd Webber, said,

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he would be all right. I am so excited. You go backstage in the

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Palladium, there is something about it. All of the sets and the scenery.

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You realise it is like a movie. Have you seen it? I had seen it

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twice. It is brilliant. She saw it for both of us. You are playing

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three parts. In dreamboat and petticoats, played a 61-year-old

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and a 41-year-old, and I got away with that. And I have to wear a wig

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in this. The blizzard wears a wig. He plays a professor, and a doorman,

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and then he plays the Wizard. will yours differ from Russell

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Grant? Have a different want. -- I Matilda the musical,

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congratulations. You cannot read music and you play by ear, so how

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can you write a musical? People confuse a lack of formal training

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with the lack of understanding. They have Mozart on one end and

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Hendrix on the other, just feeling it. There is a middle area, where

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most songwriters are, I think. I understand music through many hours

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of writing simple songs and slightly more complex songs. I know

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a lot about songwriting just through experience. What I have is

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a freedom from the history. I have never gone through Stephen Sondheim

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scores and tried to figure out what he does. I know nothing about

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classical music. I tend to start with lyrics and I go, how should

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this sound? I understand it, I just cannot read the dots. Added you

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feel the first time you saw it on stage? -- how did you feel? It is

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just the most satisfying thing. I have done a lot of solo performance

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as a comedian and musician, and it is always fraught with your own

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obsession with the details. But being a part of something with

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these incredible Co creators and directors and designers and staff,

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and to watch everybody nail their bets. But probably the best day,

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perhaps of my career in any field, was hearing the cast and the band

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play it at the first run-through. Not with the stage, set and

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choreography, no audience, just people on microphones singing with

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the band the stuff that I had done in my head and Done Bad demos of.

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Hearing it come alive, I was like a child. Des, you were a punchline

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for many performers very long time, weren't you? Even Carol Vorderman

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had ago. You have probably often wondered what you can do with a Des

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O'Connor record. Well, a sensible thing to do is make a static

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electricity generator out of one. As I turn the handle, sparks fly

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across the gap. Remember, you need a Des O'Connor record. No other

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record will do. I have never seen that before. Wait until I see her!

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It is something I learned to live with. I remember once at the

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Palladium signing autographs and a lady called me close and said,

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there is an envelope and in there is my address and a five pound note.

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Send me your new album. I said, it will not cost a fiver in the shops.

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She said, I am not going to go in and ask for it. I learned to live

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with it. You will be back at the Palladium on 22nd May. Now, to a

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marvellous magician. He used magicked out with his captors

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during the Second World War. -- he used magic to outwit his

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captors. I am on my way to the Magic Circle,

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the club for magicians, to meet its longest serving member. Fergus,

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nice to meet you. 93-year-old Fergus joined the Magic Circle in

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1936, aged 18. He was its youngest In October 1939, Fergus was called

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up. He had no idea what lay ahead. I did not want to be alone at the

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end of it. Life was awful. People just didn't know what to depths you

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had been in. In order to survive, he would cheat death and danger and

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charm his way to freedom. And throughout all, he would be reliant

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on his magic hands. For the first two years, he was stationed in

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England, performing magic for the troops. But then, on 7th December

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1941, Pearl Harbor was attacked. Fergus was posted to Singapore, and

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within days of arriving, was bombed by the Japanese. My wristband was

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blown out. My hand was in shreds, and there was nothing for it at the

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time but to cut it off. The but his magical reputation would come to

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his rescue. The orderly said, aren't you the magician? I said yes.

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He turned to the surgeon and said, you can't cut his hand off, he is a

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conjuror. Hours later, Fergus's hospital came under attack from

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Japanese soldiers. Badly injured and with no sign of movement,

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Fergus created the ultimate illusion. My hand was on my chest,

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pouring with blood. And when they saw the blood, they thought I had

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died, and walked on. I was the only one left alive out of the 71.

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all those on your ward were killed that day? All dead. Nurses, doctors,

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everybody. Fergus evaded death, but not capture, and soon found himself

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a prisoner of war working on the Burma railway nicknamed the railway

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of death. It was here that he again tricked his way to survival. His

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break time magic shows so impressed the guards that they forgot about

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time. Sometimes I could work it so that I had 45 minutes of rest,

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which was vital. His Japanese captors demanded a magic show.

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Fergus wanted an egg as a prop, and made the most of his access to the

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cookhouse. When I got there, the Jap asked me what I wanted. So I

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said, 50 eggs. So I shot off with this lot into our hut, and we made

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a 50 egg omelette. And we ate it. After his performance, he was

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summoned by the commandant. He said, you do trick with one leg. Where 49

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eggs? That was when I said, I am dead. And then out of my mouth came

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these words - your show was so important, I was rehearsing all day.

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And I remember walking back to the heart, saying to myself, you fool!

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Then on 2nd September 1945, the Japanese surrendered. After three-

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and a-half years in captivity, Fergus went home to his fiancee,

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Lucille. There she was, waiting. We were married 35 wonderful years.

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People often say to me, someone up there is looking after me. My view

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is, you are born, you live, you die. Everything that happened to me, it

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is the way the cookie crumbles. I survived it. A round of applause.

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Fergus, thank you for coming on. Welcome to The One Show. Lovely to

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be here. Incredible story, but I am a bit of a romantic. What struck me

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was the story between you and the lovely UCU. So she said no to five

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proposals while you were away? She knew you would come back. How

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was the first meeting between you? It was strange, because my brother

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and his wife and Lucille met me at Charing Cross station. And we sat

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in a train going home, and no one said much. You didn't want your

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brother and his wife there? really. I want Lucille on my own!

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It was an anti-climax to see her for the first time. But you made up

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for it. Did they know you were alive because of a secret message

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on this postcard that you sent home? Yes. We had been prisoners

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for about two and a half years, and we got this card that we could send

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home. They would not allow us to write anything on it in case of

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codes and that sort of thing, so we were just allowed to sign it. When

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I was a baby, they called me smiler. And when I went off to the army, my

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mother said, whatever happens to you, keep smiling. They had been

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told that I had been killed in action. But my mother said,

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nevertheless, I will send a card every week, just in case. We got

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this card, and I sent it. And when it got home nine months later, my

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mother said, he really is dead. That is not my son's signature. And

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she took herself off, and no one was to mention my name. And then

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suddenly, she started screeching of a place down - he is alive! She had

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spotted my little toad. Tell us how the code works? To start with, that

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is not the normal signature. It is slightly different, because there

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is a curve at the top of the letter F. And insured hand, that reads

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"still". And then the little flick at the end of the liturgy means

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"smiling". And in the crossings out, I wrote, don't worry. So learn

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shorthand in case there is another war! Now, we have to ask you about

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the Olympics. Obviously, it is round the corner. But you actually

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watched the 1948 Olympics here. He went to the stadium every day?

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Every day, I paid half a crown and went in and sat by the finishing

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line. No corporate boxes Comer no queuing up for tickets. Got on the

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bus, half a crown, and in. These are White City studios, so the

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Olympic Stadium was here? Yes, they told me just now that the finishing

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line is just the other side of this window. There is a memorial to all

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the people who won the medals. you ran here as a boy? I ran in the

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public schools mile. I did not know anything about running. I just knew

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I could run. And I led all the way. When we came up the finishing

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straight, they all passed me! think the Olympic Committee should

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invite Fergus to the Olympics. Before you go, have you got a

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little trick for us? I did bring a little trick. I have a penknife. It

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is a Woolworths penknife that I got when I was young. If I push it

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through my hand, it is quite simple. If I were, fingers when I am doing

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it, it changes colour. Now it is But if I were, fingers, it goes

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They don't make them like Fergus any more. If they did, we would all

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be out of a job. Thank you for coming.

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On Wednesday, the hairdressing world lost one of its legends.

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Vidal Sassoon was lost to the great salon in the sky. Here is our

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street barber Michael Douglas' tribute to one of his heroes.

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In the 1960s, Vidal Sassoon became one of the most famous hairdressers

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in the world, creating hair stars you can still see on the streets

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today. It is fair to say I would not be here without him. This is

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Becky. I am going to give her a 1950s inspired haircut based on the

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kinds of things Vidal Sassoon would have been doing at the beginning of

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his career. Becky, Vidal Sassoon was born in Hammersmith, around

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here. And he was raised in Shepherds Bush, just up the road.

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His mum was from the Ukraine. His dad was an immigrant from grace

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called Nathan. His dad left when Vidal Sassoon was about five years

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old, due to the stresses and strains of being a single parent,

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of the Dow and his brothers were put into an orphanage. Then his

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mother insisted that he became a hairdresser. Vidal completely

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revolutionised hairstyles like this so that you did not have to go to

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the salon once a week. You could go once every eight weeks, which

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people found liberating. There you have it. How is that? Brilliant.

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Lurgy everybody would have had back combing in their hair, and

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everybody's hair used to be cut with razors, which Vidal Sassoon

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changed forever. His creative cuts helped define the Swinging '60s.

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His client list included Twiggy, Mia Farrow and one of his best

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known clients, Mary Quant, who called Vidal Sassoon de Chanel of

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hair. It was here on the fashionable New Bond Street at a

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26-year-old Vidal Sassoon opened his first salon. It has changed

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hands many times, but I will give the new owner a Vidal Sassoon

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inspired job. So these are the original premises, the first salon.

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Yes, he was an artist. A hairstyle can make or break. It is part of

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your personality. What was great about these flat, geometric

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hairstyles, is that they were designed to accentuate different

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parts of the face. He would expose the cheekbones, bring out the eyes

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with these short fringes. He revolutionised hairdressing. I met

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Vidal Sassoon in about 2004. I was working at London fashion Week and

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he came back stage to say it was the best hair he had seen in any

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show that season. I can't tell you how happy I was. For 24 years, I

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have been doing people's hair. There has not been a working day go

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by when I do not use one of Vidal Sassoon's techniques, the way I use

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my scissors or even copied the styles he created. His legacy will

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live on probably pretty much forever. I love it. It is great.

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Thank you. Don't thank me, thank the man himself.

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We were just getting ready for something there. Now, today's show

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is all about growing up. We wanted your photographs of you "then and

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now". Here, these are worse, rich, Ray and Rob. 25 years between the

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two photos. Here they are now. I change my round? I want to do now

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and then. It will work better. This is Verity, Ellen and Alex. That is

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them now. But that was then. See? And here we have now and now. Tim

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Minchin is here. You wrote Matilda, but you are about to star in Jesus

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Christ Superstar. Yeah. This is the show Andrew Lloyd Webber is putting

:27:19.:27:23.

together on ITV. He is looking for Jesus, but he has already got you

:27:23.:27:31.

as Judas Iscariot. Yes, I am Judas. It is very new news to me. It is

:27:31.:27:35.

hard to explain, because people know me here as a comedian and

:27:35.:27:39.

composer, but this has been my obsession. It is the only role I

:27:39.:27:43.

have ever cared about in musical theatre. Not Jesus are any other

:27:43.:27:49.

show, but this role in this show. How come? It is just awesome. It is

:27:49.:27:56.

a rock show and I am a rock singer. And it is an incredible story, a

:27:56.:28:03.

dramatic story told in a unique way. And Judas's journey from his

:28:03.:28:09.

frustration through to his suicide and total breakdown, all the while

:28:09.:28:17.

singing be flats and Ds, the version I was obsessed with was in

:28:17.:28:21.

from deep purple singing Jesus, and the singer playing Judas, it

:28:21.:28:26.

sounded like his throat was bleeding. You are genuinely excited.

:28:26.:28:30.

But you are excited about everything you do. I have ended up

:28:30.:28:34.

with an amazing life. I get to do these things. It took me to lie was

:28:34.:28:39.

30 before I even managed to kick the first door down. I was

:28:39.:28:45.

struggling away in Australia. And now I keep getting what I want. I

:28:45.:28:50.

am lucky. You are a busy boy, because you have lots of concerts

:28:50.:28:53.

over the summer in different places. You are doing more serious stuff

:28:53.:29:01.

now. Are you moving away from comedy? No. I am doing comedy songs,

:29:01.:29:05.

it is just that because of Matilda and all these other projects, I

:29:05.:29:11.

have not written a new batch of comic material. I did this thing

:29:11.:29:15.

with Symphony Orchestra's over the last couple of years, so I am

:29:15.:29:19.

finding ways to reinvent my music. People who don't know my stuff will

:29:19.:29:22.

still get comedy out of my gigs, but people who have followed me

:29:22.:29:27.

will get new versions of things. I am playing a lot of festivals with

:29:27.:29:33.

a four piece band. Sometimes a 12 piece band. It depends on digging.

:29:33.:29:41.

But it will still be mostly Have you ever played Glastonbury?

:29:41.:29:50.

They invite the old guys. Watch it! If you do Sweet Caroline and YMCA,

:29:50.:29:57.

they love it. I would love to do that. I am available. Not until

:29:57.:30:03.

September. Tim, where can we see you over the summer? It is all

:30:03.:30:10.

festivals. A couple of national houses. We are on to Des now.

:30:10.:30:19.

we did not get to where we can see him. It is on my website. Back to

:30:19.:30:27.

Des. Your big chat show. 8:00pm, ITV. It is a family show. You have

:30:27.:30:33.

a campaign for the family chat show making a return. Somebody asked me,

:30:33.:30:38.

what do you think of the new chat show hosts? We have a remote and we

:30:38.:30:42.

can turnover, all we can stick with someone. If I have one little Winch,

:30:42.:30:47.

a lot of the young comics started their first shows with us, the

:30:47.:30:52.

first masterclass, mainstream stuff. I look at a couple of them these

:30:52.:30:57.

days and I think, the language. I curl up a bit, and I do not think

:30:57.:31:00.

they need it because they were funny without it and they would be

:31:00.:31:05.

just as funny today without it. Have we got time for his Les Dawson

:31:05.:31:12.

clip? We have not. What have we got time for? Jay Rayner. He is back

:31:12.:31:20.

with more spice than ever. I asked for your recipe for the

:31:20.:31:23.

favourite home style chicken curry. The competition was as hot as the

:31:23.:31:33.
:31:33.:31:34.

At the end of a hard week, there is nothing as comforting as a big bowl

:31:34.:31:39.

of chicken curry, whether you like it mild or fiery. A good one can be

:31:39.:31:43.

a wake-up call for the taste buds. Currie is said to have come from

:31:43.:31:49.

the Tamil word for a spice sauce. In the UK, we have been devouring

:31:49.:31:55.

it for centuries. 40% of us eat curry every week. We sifted through

:31:55.:31:59.

your applications, looking for taste and originality, and these

:31:59.:32:03.

three finalists think that they should win the grand title of the

:32:03.:32:08.

nation's favourite. Julia from Chester. I have the best recipe -

:32:08.:32:14.

simple and easy but I am on to a winner. Mandeep from Surbiton.

:32:14.:32:19.

going to win and crush the competition. And Symon from London.

:32:19.:32:24.

Mine is the best and I am going to win. They have to impress me and

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Angela Gray. We have asked for an Indian style chicken curry. What

:32:28.:32:34.

are you looking for? A balance of aromatic spice, clever flavour

:32:34.:32:39.

building, forlorn but with a nice kick. And not swimming in too much

:32:39.:32:44.

oil. The chicken should be succulent. I sense deep enthusiasm

:32:44.:32:49.

in you. I cannot get through the week without my curry fix. Let the

:32:49.:32:56.

competition begin. Julia blends and aromatic marinade including chilli,

:32:56.:33:00.

coriander, ginger and garlic. It is a family favourite. Where does it

:33:00.:33:05.

come from? My mother in law is of Indian origin. Originally, it was

:33:05.:33:10.

one of her marinade recipes that she taught me many years ago. Over

:33:10.:33:16.

the years, I have adapted it and it is now my own. Have you eaten

:33:16.:33:23.

Indian food all your life? until I was 21. 21! She finishes

:33:23.:33:28.

off with spinach and a slug of cream. Next, Mandeep with her

:33:29.:33:33.

grandmother's recipe. She is using a home-made spice blend Gara

:33:33.:33:39.

Marsala, and another traditional ingredient which is all fat. What

:33:39.:33:43.

is this? It is not very good for the diet. It is clarified butter,

:33:43.:33:50.

and lashings of it. But her old school curry is getting a makeover

:33:50.:33:55.

with a coriander emotion. That sounds rather posh. It is coriander

:33:55.:34:00.

which is blitzed with olive oil. It will be drizzled on the top. I have

:34:00.:34:05.

some shallots, which are going to be fried and tossed in a

:34:05.:34:09.

combination of mango powder and black salt. It is not entirely

:34:09.:34:18.

black, is it. Black sorts, that his attention to detail. There is an

:34:18.:34:22.

aromatic kick. Symon is a self-proclaimed

:34:22.:34:26.

connoisseur, and to him, precision is everything. What are you doing?

:34:26.:34:34.

I am worrying the onions, 1.5 grams. It is incredibly precise. It has to

:34:34.:34:39.

be perfect. Are you the ultimate Curry nerd? Something along those

:34:39.:34:44.

lines. There is a long list of spices, at least nine, all blended

:34:45.:34:48.

together in a coffee grinder. If I ever said to you, why not buy curry

:34:48.:34:53.

powder from the supermarket, would you laugh in my face? Yes. As soon

:34:54.:34:59.

as it is ground, the flavour is gone. Time is up, and now for the

:34:59.:35:03.

best bit, the tasting. Shall we start with Julia's quick chicken

:35:03.:35:10.

tikka with spinach and cream? creamy. There is still fire there.

:35:10.:35:14.

I would struggle to eat a large portion. The flavour is there but

:35:15.:35:20.

under a blanket of cream. Let's move on to Mandy's inherited

:35:20.:35:28.

recipe. -- Mandeep's. You have the Spice. Full-on chicken, but lots of

:35:28.:35:33.

spice and the heat comes in waves. Garnish can sometimes be for show,

:35:33.:35:36.

but this plays a part in the flavour.

:35:36.:35:41.

Let's move on to Symon's precision curry. Beautiful sauce and a nice

:35:41.:35:46.

balance of spice. One thing which is not a favourite, the chunks of

:35:46.:35:50.

green pepper. It is a very serious bit of curry. All of that measuring

:35:51.:35:57.

paid off. This is a tough job. Three great dishes, but there can

:35:57.:36:02.

only be one winner. The winner of the One Show chicken curry

:36:02.:36:11.

challenges... Mandeep. We agreed that her curry was the clear

:36:11.:36:19.

favourite because of its depth of flavour and scrumptious garnish.

:36:19.:36:23.

Congratulations. And you have brought the curry in, which is

:36:23.:36:31.

brilliant news. Before that, Jay, you have something to give to her.

:36:31.:36:41.
:36:41.:36:43.

All expense has been spared to give you this second to none... And Des

:36:43.:36:53.
:36:53.:37:00.

has brought something a little more I was hoping for a Des O'Connor C D.

:37:00.:37:07.

We have got a few 1000 round the back! Is this the winning curry?

:37:07.:37:17.
:37:17.:37:20.

Is there going to be steam coming out of my ears? Can you reach it

:37:20.:37:25.

from there, because I can't! What sets us apart from the others? All

:37:26.:37:32.

of them looked lovely. They were lovely. Tim wants to throw himself

:37:32.:37:37.

into it as well. People talk about curry having layers of flavour, but

:37:37.:37:41.

too often they are just a stew which tastes of salt and heat but

:37:41.:37:46.

not much else. This one has lots of layers, lots of character. It is

:37:46.:37:53.

not just salt and heat, but it is rich, deep and dark. And the meat

:37:53.:37:58.

melts in your mouth. Pre-it does interesting things. When you are

:37:58.:38:04.

walking to a curry house and you get the smell, what is it? What is

:38:04.:38:14.
:38:14.:38:14.

the overwhelming smell that comes down the street? Lots of butter.

:38:14.:38:21.

What is the key to a good samosa? My mum cooking it. We are all

:38:21.:38:26.

coming round later! Yours has a modern twist because you have a

:38:26.:38:33.

coriander emotion. And shallots on the top. -- are coriander emotion.

:38:33.:38:39.

What would your grandmother had said? She would have thought it was

:38:39.:38:47.

silly but I think she would have enjoyed it as well. Tim, are you

:38:47.:38:54.

having some? I am so hungry. Some of the entries did suggest

:38:54.:38:58.

chocolate, which is not as crazy as you might think. In South American,

:38:59.:39:04.

Mexican food there is a lot of chocolate in those stews. So I can

:39:04.:39:09.

imagine chocolate working in this style of curry, except that you do

:39:09.:39:12.

not associate the cocoa plant growing in the Indian sub-continent,

:39:12.:39:22.

so it is a bit strange. And about curries, is it Indian? The Indian

:39:22.:39:25.

sub-continent is huge. There's packets buck Pakistan, Bangladesh,

:39:25.:39:30.

Sri Lanka. It is like talking about one European food. There are lots

:39:30.:39:35.

of different regions. Your family is from the Punjab, which has its

:39:35.:39:41.

own style. The Indian curry on the High Street is mostly Bengali.

:39:41.:39:48.

more question. Can you come back every week? And the curry has gone

:39:48.:39:55.

down a storm, and she has brought an extra dish, Saag Paneer. Oh, my

:39:55.:40:02.

goodness! I have tried that while you were chatting. That is nice,

:40:02.:40:10.

dark spinach. Can we go on a break so I can eat? If you want to eat

:40:10.:40:17.

any of the Curry, the recipes are on the website right now. Last week

:40:17.:40:20.

we sent Lucy Siegle out to explain why we had droughts and floods at

:40:21.:40:26.

the same time. Since then, however, because of the continuing rain, 19

:40:26.:40:34.

areas have dropped their drought status this afternoon. But what of

:40:34.:40:38.

the phrase, nice weather for ducks. What about the rest of the

:40:38.:40:48.

I am in the heart of the Fens that the Ouse Washes, one of the most

:40:48.:40:51.

important breeding habitats in the country for ground-nesting birds

:40:51.:40:57.

like lapwing, redshank and snipe. Conditions for those birds are

:40:57.:41:01.

absolutely ideal on this side, but over here, it is a very different

:41:01.:41:07.

story. The Ouse Washes are large areas of pasture land purposely

:41:07.:41:11.

flooded to prevent the river bursting its banks. Normally, this

:41:11.:41:16.

only happens in winter, but last week the Environment Agency had no

:41:16.:41:19.

choice but to open the sluice gates to prevent the flooding of

:41:19.:41:25.

thousands of people's homes. This move has had dire consequences for

:41:25.:41:29.

this internationally important wildlife reserve. This lapwing

:41:29.:41:38.

footage captured by a viewer shows one of many nests being submerged.

:41:38.:41:42.

John is the RSPB site manager for the Ouse Washes and has seen at

:41:42.:41:48.

first hand the after effects of the flooding. Just to reiterate, this

:41:48.:41:53.

lake over here really should look like that over there. Absolutely.

:41:53.:41:57.

It is a disaster for this time of year. We would expect at the moment

:41:57.:42:02.

to have 600 pairs of breeding waders, 800 pairs of ducks. Instead,

:42:02.:42:10.

we have 1.5 metres of water. This is 22 miles long. It is hard to

:42:10.:42:16.

envisage. It is about 6000 football pitches. To be honest, I am gutted.

:42:16.:42:21.

I adore birds. Is there any light at the end of this tunnel? There is

:42:21.:42:26.

a glimmer, still. End of June-July, if we can get rid of the water by

:42:26.:42:30.

then, there is the chance that lapwing and snipe might make a

:42:30.:42:35.

nesting attempt. But realistically, the chances are very slim. This

:42:35.:42:39.

might have a knock-on effect for years. The biggest irony is that

:42:39.:42:47.

this entire region is technically in drought. It is not just the east

:42:47.:42:51.

of the country that has been badly affected. Miranda has been in the

:42:51.:42:55.

south-west to see how the recent deluge has hit wildlife in this

:42:55.:42:59.

critical season. It is a time when young birds and

:42:59.:43:02.

mammals should be with their parents but sadly many are becoming

:43:02.:43:06.

separated due to the horrendous weather we have been having. Recent

:43:06.:43:12.

flooding has swamped dens, Burroughs and nests. Last week,

:43:12.:43:15.

these kingfishers were filmed struggling to feed their young in

:43:15.:43:24.

the flooded conditions. This is just one drama in a catalogue of

:43:24.:43:31.

incidents. Somerset is one of the worst-hit areas, and wildlife

:43:31.:43:37.

rescue centres have been inundated with refugees. Care manager Sarah

:43:37.:43:44.

Cowen is working round the clock. Look at them! They are just

:43:44.:43:50.

gorgeous. These cubs were saved by good-natured members of the public.

:43:50.:43:57.

What happened? He was seen in Bude in Cornwall. The road in the town

:43:57.:44:01.

was flooded and a member of the public watched the fox cub drowning

:44:01.:44:06.

and they managed to grab him. condition was he in? He was

:44:06.:44:10.

absolutely drenched, soaking wet and very distressed and cold. And

:44:10.:44:16.

quite hungry. But he has settled in. Looking good now. These are the

:44:16.:44:20.

lucky ones. Their chances of survival are excellent and they

:44:20.:44:24.

will be released once they are big enough. But other animals are not

:44:24.:44:29.

faring so well. They were flooded out of their badger set a couple of

:44:29.:44:34.

days ago. But unfortunately this little one, we are having to feed

:44:35.:44:38.

with a syringe because he is not taking food and has lost weight.

:44:38.:44:43.

This is the downside of the flooding. Unfortunately, yes.

:44:43.:44:48.

Badger cubs do not know where they are, where to go. You cannot put

:44:48.:44:53.

them back until it subsides. Can I give him something to eat? Gently

:44:54.:45:00.

poppet into the side of his mouth. It is quite a disgusting, sickly

:45:00.:45:10.
:45:10.:45:12.

Sara and the team hoped to release these back into the wild, but when

:45:12.:45:18.

depends on when the floodwaters subside.

:45:18.:45:23.

The baby foxes were lovely. We have an update. We spoke to the Secret

:45:23.:45:26.

World Wildlife rescue Centre this morning, and the baby foxes and

:45:26.:45:34.

badgers are well on the way to recovery and release. And began to

:45:34.:45:38.

ban is over! Now, Monday sees the latest

:45:38.:45:42.

instalment of the extraordinary documentary about growing up. We

:45:42.:45:52.
:45:52.:45:54.

have more of your photographs. This is Gavin and see them, and now.

:45:54.:46:01.

am going to go with now and then. These are them now, Denise, Lynn

:46:01.:46:06.

and run from Stoke. 59 years previously, this was how they

:46:06.:46:16.
:46:16.:46:24.

looked. This is Sam, 40 years ago, from West Yorkshire. And now!

:46:24.:46:32.

is then, Ian, at seven years old. Look at him now. It is all about

:46:32.:46:36.

growing up. Monday sees the latest instalment of the extraordinary

:46:36.:46:39.

series that has followed the lives of 14 people from different

:46:39.:46:44.

backgrounds since 1964. In many ways, this was the first reality

:46:44.:46:48.

showed. We have seen them living in care, get married, split up, get

:46:48.:46:53.

back together, become parents, and move abroad. And nobody was voted

:46:53.:46:58.

out. Between them, they have dealt with homelessness, infidelity,

:46:58.:47:01.

bereavement and even a career in local politics. Her one of them,

:47:02.:47:11.
:47:12.:47:12.

Symon, is here. First, let's have a sneak preview of what he is up to.

:47:12.:47:16.

Before I am old enough to get a job, I will walk around and see what I

:47:16.:47:21.

can find. I was going to be a film star. Now I am going to be an

:47:21.:47:27.

electrical engineer. There is more to reality. By 21, Symon was

:47:27.:47:30.

working in the freezer room of Wall's sausages in London. I know I

:47:30.:47:35.

can't stay here forever. I could not stay there for that long. My

:47:35.:47:39.

mind would go dead. Do you never feel you should be doing better

:47:39.:47:47.

jobs? Aren't you worth more? No. I suppose are just like hard work. I

:47:47.:47:52.

am the proof that you need to push yourself. If you want things in

:47:52.:47:58.

life, you have to push yourself to keep going. I think that programme

:47:58.:48:02.

is extraordinary, and you are part of it, Symon. It is possibly the

:48:02.:48:05.

most extraordinary series television has ever seen. How has

:48:05.:48:11.

it been? Easy. How do you feel when you look back at some of that

:48:11.:48:16.

footage? Is it's nice to have a record, or do you feel embarrassed

:48:16.:48:21.

by some of it? I used to feel bad. I used to get tensed up when the

:48:21.:48:26.

programme was coming, and 10 stop when the filming was going to be

:48:26.:48:31.

shown. But now I am too old to worry about it. And you and your

:48:31.:48:35.

wife over the years have fostered 65 children? Will they be featured

:48:35.:48:45.
:48:45.:48:47.

in the film? We will talk about it, but we are not allowed to reveal

:48:48.:48:56.

that. You have already seen the programme. Is it any good? It is

:48:56.:49:00.

fantastic. That is not just me saying it. Everybody that has been

:49:00.:49:04.

in the programme and been part of the programme has thought it was

:49:04.:49:10.

fantastic. I heard this was going to be the last one? We need enough

:49:10.:49:16.

survivors to do the next one. you are only 56. I am just a kid.

:49:16.:49:23.

You are next to Des O'Connor. only 27! Symon, when you look back

:49:23.:49:26.

over the different documentaries every seven years, which was your

:49:26.:49:36.
:49:36.:49:37.

favourite period? This one now. have to say that. No, actually,

:49:37.:49:41.

this one now. People always say those were the days. But actually,

:49:42.:49:47.

these are the days. Des O'Connor, you must come across that all the

:49:47.:49:55.

time. Whichever moment you are in, that is what you should be enjoying.

:49:55.:50:00.

Are you friends with some of the others in the documentary? I see

:50:00.:50:04.

them more as family. I do not see them at all, but when I do meet up

:50:04.:50:09.

with them, it is like we have known each other all our lives. It is

:50:09.:50:13.

extraordinary seen the footage from different years. The footage of you

:50:13.:50:18.

as a young man could have been filmed yesterday. You think so?

:50:18.:50:24.

Very handsome as a young man, if you don't mind me saying. 56 Up is

:50:24.:50:30.

on ITV1 on Monday night at 9pm. Now, it is inevitable that was

:50:30.:50:34.

growing up, we have warm patch that we have all warned things we later

:50:34.:50:44.
:50:44.:50:49.

Ruth Goodman has been looking at the fashion that went from flash to

:50:49.:50:55.

trash in a blink of a knife. There was a time when sport and

:50:55.:51:01.

fashion kept a healthy distance. Sport was all about practicality,

:51:01.:51:05.

and fashion it was different. But in the 1980s, all that changed when

:51:05.:51:11.

a new type of clothing emerged - the shellsuit. Cotton to peace

:51:11.:51:15.

tracksuits had been around for ages, but in the nylon age, they really

:51:15.:51:20.

came into their own. Out of place in a modern sports store, these

:51:20.:51:25.

vintage '80s shell-suits were once the height of fashion. This is why

:51:25.:51:30.

it is called a shellsuit, this micro fibre nylon shell, quite

:51:30.:51:35.

unlike the heavy cotton track suits that were available at the time. A

:51:35.:51:40.

true shellsuit is also tapered in at the cuffs and down again at the

:51:40.:51:44.

ankle. These man-made fibres were also much easier to print on and

:51:44.:51:47.

could be produced in a range of colours and patterns. Shell-suits

:51:47.:51:50.

first caught the eye of British people when Liverpool fans were

:51:50.:51:53.

travelling to watch their team dominate European football in the

:51:53.:51:57.

'80s. This exposed them to continental fashions, and they

:51:57.:52:01.

wanted a piece of the action, which is how this garish garment made the

:52:01.:52:08.

transition from Milan to Merseyside. Sports retailers seized the

:52:08.:52:17.

opportunity and started to import container loads. A shellsuit would

:52:17.:52:27.

be �120. And I suppose that is part of its aura, that if you spend �120

:52:27.:52:32.

on a tracksuit, you look as though you are wearing �120 worth of

:52:32.:52:41.

tracksuit. It is when it is a fiver in a barrel somewhere in a market

:52:41.:52:46.

that it loses a lot of its appeal. With high street shops and market

:52:46.:52:50.

stalls stocking them, prices tumbled, and so did the shellsuit's

:52:50.:52:54.

reputation. What started as a functional garment for honed and

:52:54.:52:58.

focused athletes now came to represent the opposite. And thanks

:52:58.:53:02.

to the likes of Harry Enfield's Scousers, they came to stereotype a

:53:02.:53:08.

workshy underclass. Not only had they become laughable, but BBC's

:53:08.:53:13.

Watchdog had noticed a moor burning issue. Welcome to watchdog. In

:53:13.:53:18.

tonight's programme, startling news. Shell suits are made of flimsy

:53:18.:53:25.

polyester or nylon. Look how quickly they go if near a fire.

:53:25.:53:29.

Once Watchdog ignited a debate, the heat was on for the shellsuit. But

:53:29.:53:33.

you don't have to hold a naked flame to a shellsuit to raise the

:53:33.:53:39.

temperature of everyone around you. It has such an inflammatory

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reputation that you merely have to wear one. What does the shellsuit

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say today to shoppers on fashionable Bond Street? It is for

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chavs. Shopping centres. It is not the most glamourous think. Hideous.

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Not many people dress like that around here. They don't do you any

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favours. But while some are glad to see the back of the shellsuit,

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there still seems to be some residual affection for it. Vintage

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shellsuit still a roaring trade online, and there are some who

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think they may be about to enjoy a mainstream fashion renaissance. One

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young designer has taken fashion's most sneered at two peace and we

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launched it during London fashion Week to wide acclaim. I wanted to

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bring two opposites together and create something new. I hope it

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will be something that becomes an identifiable thing you would like

:54:40.:54:44.

to wear. The shellsuit may have gone back to its aspirational roots,

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but for the moment, its place is the slip-on uniform of the high

:54:51.:54:55.

street has passed. Whether it went out of vogue due to public opinion

:54:55.:55:01.

is debatable, but they don't half keep the wind out.

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But anything against a cool brick wall looks good. Matt Baker would

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call that practical and cool. is here. You have a little one

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growing up. Seven and a half? Fantastic little guy. I went to

:55:21.:55:27.

school and a headmistress said how sporting of you to volunteer for

:55:27.:55:33.

the fathers' race. I had to run against Linford Christie! Imagine

:55:33.:55:38.

me at 72. I let him win. I did not want to spoil it. Speaking of

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growing up, let's have a little song from Tim Minchin.

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# When I grow up. # I will be tall enough to reach

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the branches. # That I need to reach to climb the

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trees. # You get to climb when you're

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grown up. # And when I grow up.

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# I will be smart enough to answer all.

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# The questions that you need to know.

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# The answers to before you're grown up.

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# And when I grow up. # I will eat sweets every day.

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# On the way to work, and I will. # Go to bed late every night.

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# And I will wake up. # When the sun comes up, and I.

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# Will watch cartoons until my eyes go square.

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# And I won't care 'cause I'll be all grown up.

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# When I grow up. # I will be strong enough to carry

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all. # The heavy things you have to haul.

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# Around with you when you're a grown up.

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# And when I grow up. # I will be brave enough to fight

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the creatures. # That you have to fight beneath

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the bed. # Each night to be a grown up.

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# And when I grow up. # I will have treats every day.

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# And I'll play with things that mum pretends.

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# That mums don't think are fun. # And I will wake up.

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# When the sun comes up and I. # Will spend all day just lying in

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the sun. # And I won't burn 'cause I'll be

:57:47.:57:57.
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all grown up. From the musical Matilda. Thank you

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for being here. Good luck with all your festivals, and with Matilda.

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And Des, we can see you on 22nd May. You can. You have seen both shows.

:58:28.:58:38.
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Don't ask me. What? For a favourite! They are both great.

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Have a great weekend. Have a lovely weekend, and we will see you on

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