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And now for Wales. SPEAKS IN WELSH. Well done! Now, English. My English

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is not so good. Oh you're well she's coming on. I have a good

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teacher. Coming up, we have got the cutest it our all film in the world

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and Jay goes Japanese on us. guest tonight is a man bursting

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with wit, intelligence and musical talent. Who knows a lot about birds.

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MUSIC: "Flight Of The Bumblebee" by It is Bill Bailey! Welcome back. We

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saw you play the piano there. You play countless his tumours. I play

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the kazoo. Bongos, theremin. I do that. Any more? I have a lot of

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string instruments. I play a Turkish instrument which has just

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three strings among and a sound box to it. And I play guitars. I play

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the tune horns and the Alpine bells. And the Alpine horn. The wedding

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you get one of those? Not just any alpine horn. I have a carbon-fibre

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flick horn which flicks down into one bit and you open it. It comes

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with a case. How much? In euros, 400. I would love to have seen that.

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You can't just bring it out in public. You have to have a special

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licence to carry it across London. It perhaps for the Olympics. Bill

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is back on tour. We will be asking him why later.

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Now, for more than 200 years, Scotland helped change the course

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of modern medicine, from the introduction of anaesthetics to the

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discovery of penicillin. Recently, engineers in West Lothian have

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pioneered the development of the first bionic hand. Carrie Grant

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meets 15-year-old Kelly Holmes to find out what it means to her.

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Imagine life without being able to use your hands. It is a reality

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that some people faced daily, but today I am going to find out how

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cutting-edge technology is bringing life to one teenager's fingertips.

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Kelly Holmes was three years old when she contracted streptococcal

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septicaemia after being struck down with chickenpox. It turned out to

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be a class a blood disorder. Her whole body shut down. The it

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attacks everything in your body, all your major organs. The outcome

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was unfortunately that Chloe not pretty much most of her left hand.

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On her right hand, she only has half her index finger and thumb

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left. It makes you feel helpless. Seeing your kid on a machine that

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is making them brief and keeping them alive. When I was at school, I

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would get the mickey taken out of my hand every day. People used to

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shout out stumpy down the corridor. I would not be able to concentrate

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on my work after that. I would be crying every day. But three months

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ago, 15-year-old Chloe's life changed thanks to ground-breaking

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technology. Livingston, Scotland. This is where they make

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electronically operated bionic hands. I want to find out what they

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are and how they work. Bionic is about taking the natural functions

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of the body and using technology to mimic those functions. It could

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take a signal from a person's limb and translate that into movement in

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their hands. We start off with a motor which is assembled into a

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gearbox. You can see that it bends like a real finger. We would

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complete this with the rest of the digits. How many people have you

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fitted these hands to? We have installed over 2000 of these hands.

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Great in theory, but can I see how it works? Absolutely. Ooh! For

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someone that does not have fingers, that must be incredible. You can

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imagine. Today Chloe has travelled to Scotland for her three-month

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check-up. We are going to see how many blocks you can get across, and

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see how quickly you are able to operate the hand. You have a minute.

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What do you remember about the first time Clare we put that hand

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on? I had tears in my eyes. It was emotional. There was excitement

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seeing her pick up things around the room. The confidence in her was

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huge. She doesn't mind people looking at her. She is a lot more

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bubbly. He in two months, that is great progress. She is a totally

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different person. She is bubbly again. She loves it. Now that I

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have got the hand, I can dry my hair, carry things, hold a cup

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without spilling it. It has given me confidence to study. It has

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changed my life. What a brilliant story. All the best to Chloe and

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her new hand. Bill, you will shortly Bennett back on the road

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with your tour, Dandelion Mind. The big theme of the Tories doubt. But

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there is no doubt that the Welsh team will not win the rugby, is

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there? No. You were saying that your mum is well? That whole side

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of my family are Welsh. I have had many a happy holiday in Tenby.

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what is their doubt about? whole edifice of Western capitalism

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is about to teeter over the edge. Banks and politics and the press,

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everything. All the things I used to think were certainties are now

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no more. Was this a prophetic think? Sometimes people get novels

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right two years before. Perhaps you think I caused it. You start

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talking about finance and banks and crises and you think, perhaps I

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assured this in. No, it is about thinking about the bigger questions,

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plus the smaller questions about doubt in religion and the world.

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Are you saying it is the time of doubt? It is the age of uncertainty.

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But not in a bad way. Doubt can also mean being curious about

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things. My researcher's called Thomas, doubting Thomas. If you

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start with a subject that is quite a big subject, it leads you into

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different alleyways. Music is a big part of your routine. What gets the

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biggest laugh, the spoken stuffer or the musical stuff? It is about

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even. Music affects people on a different level. The spoken word is

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sometimes up slow-burn, so it takes a while to absorb the ideas and

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respond. But music can get you on a more visceral level. It is a bit of

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both. One of my favourite bits is when I play Cars by Gary Numan on

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the car horns. Why didn't you bring all this in? You can't fit this

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stuff in. It is all in a bunker somewhere. Are you a fan of James

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Blunt? And not especially. Is that why he features in your act? You do

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a good impression of him. I imagine he is going to sing at the Olympics

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opening ceremony. It will be him on top of a giant mechanical bull dog.

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You know he will be singing one of his lovely songs. Actually, James

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Bond was on the radio, and my son said, turn it off, Daddy. I said

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why? He said, it is spoiling my brain. I like James Blunt. He is a

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brain spoiler. Let's see your version.

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# But you are a beautiful flower. # You bloom every hour.

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# ooh. # So precious, and revealing.

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# Like a rabbit stuck to the ceiling. It is a bit cruel. It is

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an affectionate tribute. He will not be watching. He lives in Ibiza.

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He has a big house over there. is where I am going wrong. Bill's

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Dandelion Mind tour runs from the first and a member and stars in

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Birmingham. Tie now for Jay's Foodie Friday. If

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you thought Chris's wealth was good, listen to Jay's Japanese. Naze

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runchi ni sandowichi ni kawatte sushi o taberuyo ni natta no

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As a restaurant critic, I get more than my fill of rich food, so it is

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often a relief to know I can depend on lovely, fresh sushi. This

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Japanese delicacy is a serious business for the supermarkets, with

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the top five stocking it and one came selling a massive 30 million

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packs of the stuff each year. Sushi is a dish consisting of cooked rice

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with raw fish, seaweed or vegetables. Served with palate

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cleansing portions of pickled ginger, soy sauce and for the

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bravest among us, some eye-watering Japanese horseradish. But its

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origins are far from mass- production. People have been eating

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sushi as we know it in Japan for 200 years, but it has been around

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for nearly 2000. It was originally a way of preserving the fish by

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layering it on vinegared rice. But then, they used to throw the rice

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away. While there are still some who will not like the sound of raw

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fish, it is a big hit with many diners in the UK. There are now

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more than 400 Japanese shops and restaurants in this country, from

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Aberdeen to Plymouth. But while we might have taken sushi to our

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hearts, few of us make it at home. Learning to make sushi takes up to

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eight years. Some people look at it and think, it is just rice and raw

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fish. Where is the skill? There is a huge amount of skill in the

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polishing of the rice, cooking the rice, toasting it so that you get

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that a Roma, and the handling of the fish. Each cut is different. I

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have taken salmon here. I have cut it at an angle to get these marbled

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fat lines coming through the. I have a piece of sea bream here. It

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is important to draw it flat so that you have a nice edge. You want

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to allow the soy sauce to catch on it. Prison taking is important in

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Japanese food, but there is also an art to the eating. So how do you

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eat sushi? You might imagine with chopsticks, but no, it is with

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these. With your middle finger, you roll the sushi onto its back and

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pick it up between her thumb and forefinger. Put the fish through

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the saw source, and then it is fish side down on your tongue. Very good.

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But is there any difference between the sushi we buy in the

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supermarkets and what is served in the restaurants? Supermarket sushi

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comes out of a machine. The Rice is cold. Here we have warm rice, made

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by hand. Is it even fair to compare supermarket pre-packaged sushi with

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the sort of thing made in a restaurant like this? I would say

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yes. You are getting a degree of rice with a degree of raw fish.

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Supermarkets sushi may be at an all-time high, but I would choose

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to eat it in a restaurant every time. I adore the clean, fresh

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taste of sushi, with the sudden hit of course French-based. Some of the

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best meals I have had to have been Japanese, and sushi is a major part

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It is not always healthy, is it? have this habit of shoving avocado

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and mayonnaise it, which is a lot of fat. The rice is a lot of

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carbohydrate. The fish is good for you, but you have got to be wary of

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too much of the rise. Often you see the conveyor belt. It was invented

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in 1958 by a man who did not have enough staff. That was simply it,

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not enough staff, so he thought, how can I get sushi to my

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customers? He went to heavier factory and saw the bottles on a

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conveyor belt. So it was not the Japanese generation game with the

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conveyor belt. I prefer that story, that is exactly what it was! Bill,

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what about you? I love sushi. I went to Japan, I did not like it, I

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could not eat it, but I got addicted. I love it, it is

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brilliant. He will have to come to the Priory. I just love it, I love

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raw stuff! Japan I love, because my name in Japanese is the same as

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beer. When I introduce myself, I get a drink. Do you know loads of

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stuff! If he doesn't, make it up. It is all about Wales now.

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o'clock tomorrow morning. What can we have for breakfast, Jay. We have

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a number of Welsh delicacies, lava bread. The great Gareth Edwards,

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the rugby player, he used to read lava bread with cockles and bacon

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before every match. You have a Gareth Edwards story. You want to

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tell it? My dad would be annoyed! Glamorgan sausages. These are great.

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They have not got any animal in them. It is a vegetarian sausage.

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Cheese, leeks, breadcrumbs. Would you like one? I will have one.

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like them, they are very filling. Is that good? If you have not got

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any Kendal Mint cake handy, that will keep you going in a hurricane.

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The one controversial one, Welsh rarebit, the name, it is believed,

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it came from abuse of the Welsh by the English, because they did not

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have any need to put on it. We have to stop abusing them and cheer them

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on tomorrow! Come on, Wales. there is a supermarket near you and

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you can be bothered to make this before 9 o'clock, the recipes are

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online! We know you are a bird man, but can you do an impression of a

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owl? I am the nemesis of the bowl! That is nice. We could not have

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built on without showing a lovely third film, so how about some tawny

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owl chicks branches out into the big wide world? Over to live --

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over to Mike Dilger, then live owls in studio! Leaving home is a rite

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of passage that everyone goes through, but for tawny owl chicks,

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Their hesitant approach to the big wide world is called branching.

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This involves hopping from tree to tree and the watchful eye of their

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parents while slowly learning to become independent. They are

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incredibly vulnerable at this time. Moving along the branch while

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exercising their wings, they can lose their balance and end up down

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there. However, using their strong claws, they can climb back up into

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the tree. The problem arises when passers-by come across these young

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holes on the ground and, thinking they are abandoned, pick them up. -

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- owls. These checks are among so that 200 birds of prey to be

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brought into this conservatory Trust in Andover each year. They

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looked after by Dr Matt Stevens. Lots of tawny owls, why so many

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coming into the centre? Well, they have all been brought in from a

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very young age. They are very dependent on their parents for two

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months have to fledging. We want to get them to an age when they can be

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released into the wild. So it is all about rehabilitation.

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Definitely, yes. At the Conservancy, they aim to relies every bird

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brought in. Looking after them until they are old enough and

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healthy enough to survive outside the hospital, Matt and his team

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have a high success rate with howls as they keep human contact to a

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minimum hand preserve their natural behaviour. -- owls. Unfortunately,

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for some, it is already too late. This is Troy. What is the story?

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Troy was hatched probably in 2010, and she ended up on the floor. A

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passer-by found there, decided that the poor thing must be in trouble,

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so she took her home. She kept her for about six weeks. Well-meaning

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but exactly the wrong thing to do. It is, definitely. She thinks she

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is a person, she cannot be released back into the wild. So for the rest

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of their natural life, part of the furniture here. She cannot be

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released, but she will continue to give people information about what

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not to do with tawny owls. And also a tremendous amount of pleasure,

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she is one very entertaining, So while Straw is a much-loved

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resident, for the lucky ones here, they are almost ready to be

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Well, it has been two weeks since I last saw the tawny owls in hospital,

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and today it is time to see them regain their freedom. Before we

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take them back to the wild, Matt and I need to give them a quick

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health check. We need to measure, Way and ring them so we can track

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their progress. As soon as that is done, we are off to find them a new

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home. So, a lot of effort is taken to get them to this stage. The

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ultimate question is, are they go into survive? Well, it is looking

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good. The first few weeks are the most important, because they have

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to get used to this habitat away from the hospital, but they should

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be on their way. This is wonderful woodland, what do you reckon as a

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release site? Great, we should go for it. Let's do it. Right, the

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moment of truth, let's release the Oh, that is so lovely! It makes all

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that hard work worth it watching that. Let's released the last one

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Matt, put it there. Tawny owls, back where they belong, that is

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what is known as a good job. Let's Mike has made some brilliant films,

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that is up there with the best of them, brilliant film, well done.

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This is surely the tawny owl, Nigel is a white face scops owl, and Bill

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as Mulberry goodbye now. You took the barn owl. Yes, I fancied the

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barn owl. Yes, I did. I thought he was speaking Welsh for a minute. It

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is like owls as gangsters, I can stay in my head around! I love the

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barn owl because they are beautiful, quite ethereal, ghostly, amazing

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looking birds. Beautiful fees, amazing plumage. They are almost

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like supernatural, you know, in the history of British culture. You get

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people talking about ghostly apparitions, and they were probably

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barn owls. One of our most beautiful birds. Very magical,

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you're right. Is it true that you have a menagerie? Yes, I have

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various different parrots, cockatoos, cockatiel, starlings, a

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rabbit, four dogs, hissing cockroaches, a chameleon in the

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bathroom. And you live in the city. He has, a one-bedroom flat!

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looks after them when you are away! We just leave a load of crisps on

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the floor and leave them to it. They will be all right, shut the

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door. What about the difference between bird-watching and

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twitching? Twitchers are really hard core, the ones with pages on

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their hip. It goes beep, spoonbills, Devon, go! Birdwatchers are more

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like me. Easy, Tiger! They are more sort of pastoral, go out for a walk,

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watch a few birds. From natural art to human art. Pablo Picasso's work

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has often been divided in two periods, blue, Rose, African.

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has been finding out about his Pablo Picasso was arguably the 20th

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century's greatest painter and sculptor. He lived in Paris,

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Barcelona and the South of France. He came to Britain only twice, once

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in 1919 to seek a ballet for which he designed the sets and costumes,

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and then, in 1950, he came here, to Sheffield, the steel capital of the

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country. On a grey November day... Why? The most famous artist in the

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world had been invited to speak at the second international peace

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conference, and to the surprise of many he accepted. Bill was part of

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the delegation that welcomed Picasso to Sheffield. Do you

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remember that November day in 1950 when Picasso came to Sheffield?

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Very well, very well. I was appointed with two of my colleagues,

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and we came to the station to meet him. We had great regard for

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Picasso, because we all remembered his picture of Guernica, the anti-

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fascist picture from before the war. He was a brilliant figure among

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working people, particularly of the left. My colleagues presented him

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with a bunch of flowers, and we saw him on the Transport and then he

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was taken up to the rest are in town. We presented him with flowers,

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but we took them off in for our next visitor, who was the Dean of

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Canterbury. His arrival on the steps that City Hall was captured

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in the newsreels, but unfortunately the conference was not to be the

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great move to peace that had been planned. Has the event was

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organised by the Communist Party, the Labour home secretary of the

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day, at the last minute, refused to allow permission for some of the

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international delegates to come into the country. The conference

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had to be curtailed. However, Picasso still made a short speech

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to the crowd that had assembled and told them how his father had taught

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him to draw and how he believed in peace, not war. With time to kill

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in Sheffield, he did what all international celebrities would do.

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He got a haircut and stopped in at a local cafe for a bacon butty.

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can remember being really sort of a bit stunned, you know, really,

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Picasso? Not many world-famous painters appear on the platform at

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Sheffield City Hall. What was he like? Well, I told my granddaughter

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on the phone, he was a bit like Paddington Bear! All he needed was

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a label, because he was small and had a lot of clothes on. I think

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someone had told in Yorkshire would be very cold. I remember seeing him

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with his pieces of paper, and he was obviously drawing, and then he

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held up the paper, and he had signed this drawing. His famous

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drawing of the dove of peace. he had the idea of auctioning them

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to raise funds. Did you bid for it? My husband did, I was terrified. We

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probably had �30 in the cost- savings bank. And there was your

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husband bidding for a Picasso dart! What did it go for? Only 20 Guineas.

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I wish we had... It would be priceless now. I would not sell

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that, if I got my hands on it! think he probably would have

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accepted the fact that the flowers, like the ones I've brought you,

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were then taken away from him and given to the next visitor. If you

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do not mind, I'm going to take this with me! You are naughty! The peace

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Conference might not have been the success its organisers planned, but

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the incongruity of a modern master in the city of steel has never been

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forgotten. Even today, as visit -- his visit is elevated, and if you

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look closely, above the chimneys here, you can see steel domes

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inspired by Picasso's dove of peace. Pablo Picasso spotted in Sheffield.

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Where is the strangest place you have been spotted? In the

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Indonesian jungle. It took a little while to get there, planes, boats,

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ferries, more planes, buses. Right in the eastern part of Indonesia

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before you get to Papua New Guinea, quite off-the-beaten-track. I was

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on a bird-watching trip, was in a river, and heart from the jungle

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came these two Australians who had seen me and my show in Melbourne.

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The bloke went, oh, it is Bill Bailey! He pointed at me like I was

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a hologram or an apparition. He had to come and poke me in the chest to

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make sure it was made. He was blown away, what the hell are you doing

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here?! What do you have here? Somebody sent in this lovely

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picture of two really cute owls. That his two Inuit women with

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sleeping bags. Unsolicited, thank you very much, showing initiative.

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