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easy to make. It's nicer to make them. It might be for you. Ever

seen David's cooking? You could have a little napkin to go with

them. With more bad news coming out every day about food, we want to

hear what you think. Have you changed your eating habits? Would

you be willing to pay a little bit more by only eating British meat.

Let us know. We'll read some of those out later. We'll see how a

family who decided to only buy British, not just food, but

everything they buy, are get ago long. Miranda Hart will be

revealing what she is up to for The One Show's Comic Relief show.

love the eclectic mix of the show. We're meeting two of the men from

last night's incredible documentary about Britain's first ever hand

transplant. And the show is about to take a very dark turn. Isn't

that right? Oh, indeed. Here I am in the Brecon Beacons which has

recently designated Wales' first Dark Sky reserve. It's like a

National Park for the sky. You know I'm never alone. Tonight, I'm with

20 One Show viewers who are keen photographers. We want them to take

advantage of this beautiful dark sky, untroubled by light pollution.

Now to help them is Will Gater, features editor of Sky at Night

magazine. Why is this a good night to shoot the stars? We've come it -

- to a site with wonderful stars. I think we're going to get good shots

this evening. We really do want our amateurs to take advantage of the

sky. You have a challenge for them. Tell them about it. I've got a list

here of 20 of the best things to see in the night sky at the moment.

Basically, everything from the consolations -- constelations and

the Milky Way. The winner will be published in Will's magazine, Sky

at Night magazine. How prestigious. You guys have to get to it. Lights

out please. We want proper darkness. That's quite dark. Let's try our

special cam ra. That's better. We can see it. This lot will start

shooting and we'll see what celestial images they have later.

So pleased this is working, all day long with our fingers crossed for

clear skies. We were worried about the cloud cover. Kirstie was

concerned about the camera lights. But we've turned them off. I can

hear the clicking now. It's begun. Because Chris Huhne had to make a

speedy exit from politics the voters of Eastleigh have a by-

election to deal with tomorrow. Show viewer Sally Rogers isn't too

happy about all of this. She sent us this photo of the amount of

leafleting that she's had. Sally has clearly had enough. Is that

true of everyone else? Justin Rowlatt's been to find out.

It was one of these that kicked things off here. The MP here Chris

Huhne was forced to resign over charges relating to perverting the

course of justice and that has sent the country's politicians and

journalists into overdrive. The resulting by-election is the first

time since the coalition was formed in 2010 that the two governing

parties both stand a chance of winning. There's a lot at stake for

UKIP and Labour as well. Forget the Labour Heartlands in Liverpool or

Tory strong holds in rural Yorkshire, it's exactly in places

like this that the next general election will be won. So there is a

lot at stake here. I'm going to get on my bike and find out what it's

like to be in the centre of a political storm. Campaigners and

political parties aren't taking any chances. The leaders have been

swarming all over local businesses and schools. I'm hot footing, well

hot pedalling in their wake. I wanted to ask you about the

election. What's it like with all the attention. Hate it. It's been

very annoying. Everybody has receive aid tree through the doors.

In terms of the leaflets? Yes and even the telephone calls. The door

goes all the time, wakes the baby and everything. What do you say to

the candidates when they turn up? tell them who I'm voting for and

then they go away. Celebrity spotting. Do you think it's

warranted the amount of attention you're getting? I think because

there's been so much scandal in the parties at moment the fuss about

Eastleigh is a litmus test to see what it's like in the wider country.

Is it annoying having all of us around? Yeah. To be honest, sorry.

I won't keep you any longer, then. The thing about by-elections is you

can never be certain what's going to happen. Safe seats fall.

Surprise candidates win. It happened here in Eastleigh in 1994,

when the Tories were kicked out. The Lib Dems have held the seat

ever since. By-elections are a curious beast. While national

issues often dominate general elections in these kind of

campaigns party's have to balance the big picture with local concerns.

Louis was born in the area and has a special interest in the odd

political theatre of the by- election. When you talk to people

here, they don't seem to be interested in national issues.

They're interested in the local housing development or the gravel

pit someone wants to open up. issues that keep people going in a

place like this are to do with housing development and the local

environment. That's not going to stop the parties taking national

messages away from this. This by- election could shake the

foundations a bit of the coalition Government. Now there is a

precedent for the Conservatives and liberals going head to head in a

by-election whilst part of a coalition Government. You have to

go all the way back to 1922 to find it. Then the Conservative candidate

won, helping trigger the collapse of the coalition Government. No-

one's saying that will happen again and this time, Labour and UKIP are

also well in the mix. Local newspaper boss Ian Murray has been

keeping a close eye on all the attention Eastleigh's been getting.

The people of Eastleigh have just been subjected to this media circus,

I think Nick Clegg has been living here. Even if you're safe at home

trying to have a cup of tea, you're frightened to opt door because no

doubt it will be Boris Johnson there. I think they're really

enjoying it now. It's been great fun. When the circus moves on, I

think the locals will miss the fact that they can't just see the

Chancellor as he walks past. We did a poll - has the fact that you've

been able to chat with Eric Pickles actually changed anything? 25% of

them actually said yes. 25% said it has changed our opinion. It will be

interesting to see how much it has affected compared to a normal

election when they're looking at big issues. Eastleigh has probably

enjoyed being at the centre of a political storm, but the thing

about storms is they soon pass. Look at this, as quickly as they

arrived, they've gone again. Leaving, well leaving the people of

Eastleigh, the voters, which is appropriate really because

ultimately they're the ones who will decide this election.

We should know the result in the early hours of Friday morning. You

can see all the candidates on your screens now. Justin, why is this

by-election so important? There's so much at stake for all the

parties. For the Lib Dems they need to hold this seat to show that

they're still popular around the country. It would be a massive blow

for Nick Clegg if they lost. They've held the seat for 19 years.

It would suggest that the Lib Dems are loseing support across the

country. It might even threaten his leadership. If he goes probably --

possibly even the coalition Government itself. If the Tories

can't win seats like this, they can't get a majority at the next

general election. They need to show they have the strength in

constituencies like this if they're going to win. It's a huge test of

strength for them. Labour came second the last time in a by-

election here. These are the people they need to appeal to again to get

a majority at the next general election. A lot to play for them.

UKIP are interesting here as well. They've been gathering momentum

nationally. This is a real test for them. If they can look like a real

contender, threaten the Tories, they could change the dynamics of

politics on the right of Britain. I said it's all about local issues,

it is for the people there. But for the rest of us there are big

national issues at play. elections over the years have

attracted quite colourful candidates They get so much

national attention, they always do. There are 14 candidates in

Eastleigh. The most there were were 26kapbld dates in houden in 2008.

We have great footage here. He stood in Corby in 2012. He's Mr

Mozarella. Has he got a jet pack? Always wanted one. He stood for the

Don't Cook Party. He was funded by a local fast food firm. What an

entrance though. I would vote for them. How did he do though? Very

few people did vote for him. He got 73 votes. He came in 11th place.

All that and a jet pack. 73 votes. Bless him. He's got my vote. Bring

back Mr Mozarella. If One Show viewers wanted to stand in a by-

election what would they need to do? You have to be British, Irish

or Commonwealth citizen, you need only ten signatures and then you

can do it. The people ruled out, if you have served a prison sentence

of more than 12 months, that's a no. If you're bankrupt. Civil servants,

members of the police and armed forces can't stand. Otherwise

you're free to go. So line up. Great. As we said we will know

those results early hours of Friday morning. All the candidates are on

our website as well. One man who knows all about elections is Gyles

Brandreth. We are hoping that Gyles has left the political stage

forever. In fact, he's more likely to be found now on the real stage.

That's why he jumped at the chance to audition for the new project bit

team that brought you War Horse. War Horse, the aclaimed children's

novel and epic Hollywood blockbuster and a globally

successful stage play. Across the world 2.4 million people have seen

War Horse on stage. So how do you follow a huge stage phenomenon like

that? The answer is, Shakespeare. A Midsummer Night's Dream. The great

thing about this is it's a fantastic story. It starts with a

young couple in love being told by the woman's father they can't get

married. They decide to run away to a forest and make a life together.

Why puppets? Shakespeare has done very well for 400 years without

puppetery? The play is all about imagination. When a puppet is on

the stage, it only comes alive when the audience imagine it into life.

It was just the same with War Horse. You had worldwide triumph with War

Horse. How does one follow that? you try to dot same thing, I think

inevitably you'd fail. In this production, I'm led by the

extraordinary imagination of the puppet designer, who has created

creatures the like of which I've never even dreamt of. He's working

away now... He's here? He is. open tomorrow night and the man is

still painting the puppets. I'd better find him quickly. The main

man behind-the-scenes is Adrian, principal puppet maker. You've been

making puppets like this for decades. Yeah. It takes a lot of

different skills actually. The cane work, for instance, is done by our

chief house builder in Cape Town. She has a little bird on the end of

his wrist here. There's a lever down here. It's just string. What

we like to say is we use up to the minute 17th century seknology.

you think about the actors when you are creating this? We know we will

put them through torture. Slowly as they get used to the figure and

what the impact is then they begin to love it. She's the biggest.

What's the smallest? This is the Bumblebee. What can be seen is the

flashing metal. This is cobweb one of the fairies. She has an

implement which is good for scratching in a delicate way or in

an aggressive way. Oh, she can be quite aggressive. I didn't see that

coming. I'm finding actors rehearsing

around every corner. You are giving us what role here? This is Oberon.

The king of the fairies. It's almost like a Greek statue of which

only bits remain. Exactly, the audience's imagination fills in the

rest. The hand is interesting because it's a movable puppet. So

you've got lots of functions with. It you can close it to a fist,

point with it, shake someone's hand. My goodness. You could take

someone's on the shoulder. I like This is quite complex. You have to

do the acting and remembering the lines. And two puppets. Whether

this show packs the punch that War Horse did, remains to be seen. We

need a sneak preview. We are actually on stage. The lovers have

been commanded to come into the wood to woo one another. My heart

and two yours is nit said that but one heart we can make of it. This

is wonderful but it is getting a bit hot for The One Show. You'll be

turning this dream into the reality of a big success. Matt Baker played

Oberon when he was 16 in a pair of leaf pants and no top. Didn't you

play one of the fairies of Titania? Yes. Brilliant! I saw War Horse in

the theatre. He too is incredible. The puppets are so good, you think

they actually are horses. -- it is incredible. They are a bit small,

aren't they? Certainly smaller than the horse. You sort of started in

the West End, didn't you? I was in repertory before God spell. I was

doing various roles in front of four people. I did learn a lot.

Ironically, a piece of theatre like that brought me... It gave me a

springboard to write Rock On. That was really because, as a working-

class boy from the east end, I have never really been to the theatre.

In the 60s, it was very middle class. The reason I got involved

was my manager and mental. He was a theatre Cricket - an academic. --

theatre critic. He said, come and see theatre. I thought, this is

civilised! People were throwing bottles at us. It seemed you were

quite naive about what was to come in this interview that you did with

David Dimbleby in 1970 free. would not be frightened off by

hysterical reactions from girls? 1973. As long as no one got hurt.

They can get a lot of things are out of them have that kind of

concert. I think it is all right. In hindsight, what which you have

said? You didn't even know what was coming. -- what would you have said.

You had to dress up as a policeman to get away. That was something I

did not expect. I have always written my own songs and used great

musicians. The first tour we did, I could not hear anything for three

hours afterwards because of the screaming. They could not hear what

we were playing. We can laugh about it. At times, did it get scary?

was like being in the SAS. I remember one time in Portland Place.

I was doing Radio One. The record company said, what we will do,

their car park about 4000 people had signed. You go in the blacked-

out Mini. We have the limousine and we will put a cardboard cut-out

inside that. You pull up in the many -- the many. The limousine

went by and people went, there is a cardboard cut-out. 100 people were

on top of the car. The commissionaires at the BBC, the boy

that was with me when tap to get help, and he said, do not bring him

in here. -- went out. There were police dogs. It never sat totally

comfortably. In retrospect, it has only happened to a handful of

people. I was watching clips from Stardust last night. It has an

incredible cast. And Keith Moon! You must have had a crack is time

on that film with Keith Moon in the mix. I remember coming back from an

all night shoot. They opened up the bowling alley in Manchester. It was

about 4 o'clock in the morning. Keith and I was playing tenpin

bowling. I remember him coming up and not letting go of the Bull and

going into the, whatever they are - skittles. The machinery came down

and he was going, I have got a strike! It is fabulous. We went

back to the hotel. You know the pigeon holes we have got. There was

a message. It was a message from the guy I told you about who

introduced me to theatre. It said, congratulations, you are number one

in America. Keith went, the WHO have never been number one? I was

really carried away by that. Your autobiography is out now. You did

not shy away from saying you're not a saint when you were younger. You

are incredibly honest in it. think if you are going to do an

autobiography, the need to be honest. -- you need. I think, I

always wanted freedom. First double I started off playing football. I

was with West Ham juniors and I thought I was going to be a

footballer. Then I heard Georgie fame and the Blue Flames at the

club and I thought, I have got to be a musician. There was a bit of a

skirmish with the man downstairs and my dad was very much one for

personal freedom. He hated drums more than the man downstairs. There

was proper stand-up fight between the two of them about this problem

- practising the drums. Dad won and it went downhill from there

Brearley. They are all in the pier. -- in the book. Throughout the show

tonight, 20 The One Show viewers are competing to take a picture of

the night sky and hope for the get it published. A we're going to go

back to the Brecon Beacons. This is what you can see in the Brecon

Beacons when the sun is up. For the western leg of my trip around the

landscapes of Britain, I have come to Wales, for the wild and

photogenic more land of the Brecon Beacons. The plant is to climb 2500

ft up to the remote westerly ridges of the Black Mountain range. When

moist Atlantic air meets these western uplands, you get rain -

lots of it. As it takes the short route down the mountains, there are

streams and waterfalls aplenty. You would not think I would need to go

trekking off the beaten track but the effort is handsomely rewarded.

This one is pretty special. Its name means waterfall of snow. It

looks like the work of a Hollywood set designer. The river rages over

a wild overhang, creating a curtain of water you can walk behind. They

say it is about finding interesting angles for photographs and this is

about as unusual as it gets. This rain drenched summer, the waterfall

is too dense to see through. And, if you want to get shots from here,

bring your waterproofs. You will get absolutely soaked. When taking

shots of portables, you can get differing effects by varying the

shutter speed. -- waterfalls. Slowing the speed to his second or

more requires a tripod. The movement of the water creates the

lovely, milky effect. This is my first screensaver nomination. I am

heading up the black man to next. It is something of a misnomer. At

600 metres above sea level, I come across a lake which is

conspicuously red - coloured by the sandstone bedrock. Whoever it was

that said red and green should never be seen was frankly

completely wrong. Look at this - red sand here and with the lovely

green on the hillside, it makes for him really striking photograph.

This unusual juxtaposition of complementary colours in the

landscape is my second screensaver nomination. For some local

knowledge, I am joining a mountain guide and format area manager of

the National Park. What is the story? It was laid down 350 million

years ago. It is very soft. Is that why you get these very distinct

shapes? When the last Ice Age treated, it scooped out these

wonderful shapes. This is a natural glacial lake - the wonderful spot.

Over the ridge, he takes me to a remote and seldom visited spot.

What was this? This was a Royal Navy vampire bat crashed here in

1953. It must be dangerous flying around. It is beautiful today but

if it is low cloud... It you need to navigate in the hills and look

after yourself. The pilot was killed and his body recovered at

the time. The wreckage remains as a reminder of just how dangerous the

Black Mountain Kandy. It has taken a good two hours to hike up the

vertical hill side to reach this point. It is well worth it. What is

stunning landscape! The sun is just the right angle to cast shadows on

the hillside below and bring out its geological features. It is a

sculptural landscape. This Reddy does sum up the Brecon Beacons -

wild, windy and completely here. This shot with empty will Dinas

receding into the distance is my final screen saver nomination. --

Bewilderness. It joins the Red Lake and the long exposure waterfalls

The long exposure water shot is my favourite. Can you download those

from the website. I'm downloading straight after the show. Our team

of photographers are getting great pictures for you to have at home.

Have we ticked anything off our list yet? We're loving this dark,

dark sky. It's so beautiful to the naked eye. Let's ask our

photographers how you're getting on. What's your name? Paul. Doing OK?

don't have a winner yet but a few ideas. A few more shots to get.

Sorry, just to interrupt you there, your name is? Michelle. What do you

normally do? I am a careers advisor. But you like photography. What

would you normally photograph? Normally the land escapes, sea

coastal, there's bute yil coastal areas in Wales. -- beautiful.

you getting good shots tonight? hope. So I feel like I've learned a

lot about how to take pictures of the stars. Have you got a winner

yet? Fingers crossed. What's your name? Chris. Some people might say

it looks cold out there, what are they doing, but do you think it's

fun? It's good fun. It's an experience, but good fun. Very good.

Leave them to get on with their shots. Do you think, Will Gater,

have we got the winner yet? I'm not quite convinced yet. I think the

skies are getting dark. I think we can get a better welcome back. --

can get a better welcome back. -- one. Talk us through a couple of

contenders. This is Steve's picture here and can you just see Orion

there. That's beautiful. That Bright Star in the bottom left

corner is Sirius. This is a wonderful picture. The whole

consolation -- constelation of Orion. What do you want? I think we

can try to get this, it's a bit misty, try to get the Milky Way.

Keep photographing, he wants the Milky Way. We'll be back with our

Milky Way. We'll be back with our winner. I think that was beetle

juice that one. You know all about this, don't you? I've got an app.

Which one was better? I think Allen's, impressive. Last night we

saw Mark and Dean hoping to be the first person in Britain to get a

hand transplant. Only one was the perfect match. We are talking about

a real human hand being sewn to another human body. Here's why they

both wanted what is still an extremely rare operation.

The short list is down to just two. Nightclub DJ, Dean Smahon lost both

legs, his right hand and three fingers on his left after

contracting septicaemia two years ago. He was lucky to survive.

Without functioning hands, day-to- day life for Dean is extremely

difficult. You can just imagine me trying to tie this up. I mean it's

a non-starting. You just can't. Loseing function in a hand can mean

undertaking the most basic human tasks, washing, eating, even going

to the toilet require assistance from someone else. Like all the

potential candidates, Mark had led a normal life until loseing the use

of his right hand. Before I got ill, I was a landlord of a pub. A pub

just down the road, eight-and-a- half years. My hand swelled up with

gout. So I thought I'd better go hospital. They kept me in for two

months, five operation0s -- operations on my hand. My hand

nearly got paralysed. That was the start of it. Welcome to the show.

Tonight is the first time you've met. It is, yes. Yes. Quite

emotional? We've got a lot to discuss between us. With being 30

candidates, did you know of each other before? No. I didn't know any

of them. It was just Dean that I knew about. Mark, how due feel when

you knew that you were the candidate, you were going to go and

have the operation? It was a strange feeling. It's quite surreal

thinking about an operation where you're going to accept something

from somebody else. Not so much a heart or a lung, but a hand which

is visible, which is, it takes some getting round with your head.

you know anything of the person? no, we're not allowed that

information. And Dean, why did they choose Mark over you? Basically, it

relies on your best match with the donor hand. If there were six

points of match, whoever has the closest to six points would go to

that hand. He beat me by one point and that's all there was in it. It

was very close. How is it going? What stage are you at with it now?

We think we're advanced to what most anybody else has been so far.

We have quite a lot of movement in that. Incredible. It's only a

couple of months ago. Yes, two months. The thing we've been

discussing today is how healthy your nails look and they're growing.

Someone has to cut them for you. It's a misconception really. The

nails are still part of the hand and they grow the same as skin and

everything else. It's a question I do get asked a lot. It was two

years really in the waiting for this operation. Are more operations

like this gogs to happen more frequently do you think? I was

chatting to the professor today. They are looking for a hand for me

basically. They're going nationwide. Hopefully that will be in the

offering soon. Your lovely partner is in the audience today. You'd

like a hand for a special date. We're getting married in June this

year. It would be nice to put a ring on it. The thing is there was

a chap in New Zealand who had a hand transplant, but after a while

asked to have the hand taken off because he couldn't quite cope with.

It what kind of preparation dot doctors give you before? We have

quite a detailed psychological tests to make sure that you're

mentally OK for the thing. Obviously going back into them days,

they just did the operation. Nowadays you have to go through a

stringent psychological examination to make sure you are right. It's

been eight weeks, has it? Eight weeks since it was done. And what

kind of a difference do you psychologically has it made to your

life? Absolutely fantastic. Every day it's doing more and more. Just

little things here, but you notice them. You know it's going to change

everything. It's not so much big things, it's all little things that

marry into each other and Dean will find this out as well. This is the

thing, you're still waiting and as we saw in the film there, life is

incredibly difficult for you. it's very difficult. I think we

have also got to bear in mind that we rely on the donors. Without the

donors this would not be happening. The great team at LGI, an awesome

team. You've seen what they've done with Mark. His hand has surpassed

anything they might have expected. It's gone really well. The donor is

a big thing. Do we know when this process started? I mean how long

ago have they been able to do this operation? They've been doing the

operation worldwide for quite some time. But we've only just got it to

Britain. The professor started with the operation about two years ago.

He went live the end of November, beginning of December. The actual

donor came along very fast for a donor. You see people with hearts

and lungs, sometimes they're waiting for a long time. It was ess

especially quick. What a team they are at The Leeds General Infirmary.

Incredible story. Just remarkable. Can you see the documentary My New

Hand on the BBCi player. It is well worth a watch. On Dean's point,

there information about being a donor on our website. Thank you

very much. Comic Relief is less than two weeks away and this year,

The One Show's fundraising effort will be full of Hart. To be more

specific, full of Miranda Hart. The mantra of Comic Relief is to do

something funny for money. But will Miranda still be laughing after she

completes a week of special One Show challenges? Like most people,

I can't run several marathons on the trot. Or swim down the River

Thames. Dignity in tact. What I can do and what I'm very good at is

this, walking. Thank you. In the lead up to Red Nose Day I shall be

walking across major UK cities and I'll be taking part in challenges,

I don't know what they might be, but apparently daredevil stunts.

There might be animals. Introducing Titan. Hello to you. I have no idea

what activities I will be forced to do, bit nervous. Though Miranda

doesn't know her challenges, we do. We showed them to some of her co-

stars. She's got a phenomenal library in her head of popular

music. # Near, far, wherever you are... #

The way that it comes out is not always kind on the ear. Is there

anything she might be good at? You've got to make a movie of this,

so we did. To direct it we have filidia. Flotilla. Living with

otters as an otter I don't know. You make Brenda feel safe. Magic

handkerchief. I personally would pay a lot of money to see Wednesday.

She'll tall, she can rap and move, just don't offer her a peanut.

Wednesday is going to be a dream come true. Colin is having a think.

There's equal potential for disaster and triumph. I'm not

desperate. What are you scared of? Together we can see to these

challenges and raise money for a wonderful cause at the same time.

Catch up with all that happens on The One Show every night. Thanks!

have actually got somebody here who would like to say something to you.

# What have you done today to make you feel proud?" Heather she's

doing a week full of challenges. That's what she's done.

# Yes. Good luck. O # I'm so pleased she did that. Over

the moon, brilliant. Miranda's week of challenges begins a week on

Monday. She's doing a different challenge every night, building up

to a special challenge on Friday. It's live on Comic Relief. You can

see the results of her other challenges on Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday and Thursday on The One Show next week. You have a lot on

your plate for Comic Relief, do tell. So much going on. Yes.

There's many relief, dine out and donate, 300 restaurants taking part.

Can you go to dinner, take the family out and the restaurants is

making contributions to Comic Relief. That's fantastic. All the

details on the Red Nose Day website. I like that, a bit of romance.

have Twitter million, which is an attempt to raise the first million

on Twitter for Comic Relief. That's an amazing project with all sorts

of incredible people taking part. You're doing quite well with that

at the moment. I was and then I dropped. Oh, right. It's all got a

bit competitive. Last night I was at an amazing screening of a film

coming out on Friday night on BBC One at 8.30 called Mary and Martha,

which is a film written by Richard Curtis, the founder of Comic Relief.

It's amazing. I was at that event last night at a screening and some

of the other Twitter million team members were there and it was

undignified. I think you've done quite good. Little soby face there

to plead. Team KMA. We'll get pom- Poms and everything. David, you

went to Africa with chief. What are your memories? It was tricky, but

it was great fun. Mainly I was there with comedians. There we are.

You were playing football. Yeah, I was the captain. For some reason. A

great triumph was when we beat the national ladies team of burkeeno

faso I think it was. -- Burkina Faso, I think it was.

I had somebody marking me, it was very serious marking. And you're

helping out with Graham Norton. He's trying to beat the world

record isn't he? Yes on March 7 at 7pm for seven hours he is going to

try and ask the most questions ever asked. So we'll be sitting there on

the sofa all night, if that's what it takes. Do you know what is the

record? We're going to have a go at this We can beat it.

Can we do it now? Two minutes? Here's a practice. What's your

favourite karaoke song? I will survive. What due want to be when

you grew up? I wanted to be a lorry driver. So did I! Did you. What do

you wish you were good at that you are hopeless at? Knitting. Oh, me

too. This is a tricky one. What's the

biggest coincidence that's ever happened to you? You have to come

back to me for. That Move on. would play you in a film of your

life? Dawn French. If the roles were reversed, what would you ask

Graham Norton? I'd say, "Are you having a nice time? "And who's the

funniest person you've ever met? Dawn French.? Are you having a nice

time? I'm having a nice time. It's going to be a triumph.

APPLAUSE Seven questions answered in a

minute. Oh, eight. Actually yes, eight. A cheeky one at the owned.

Graham Norton starts his marathon chat show on March 7, 7pm on BBC

Three. For a full list of all the restaurants participating in menu

relief visit our website. Maps of the ocean no longer claim here

there be monsters. But in Scotland there should be. No, we haven't

found Nessie, but Miranda. Miranda Krestovnikoff Has managed to swim

In the conditions here will give me a chance to see a sea monster from

the deep - the Atlantic wolffish. These strange prehistoric clicking

animals with menacing pay nine like teeth normally live at a depth of

100 metres or more. Along this seven-mile stretch of coastline,

they are found in much shallower waters. It is here I am hoping to

catch a glimpse of this mysterious predatory fish. What is it about

this place that brings the ball fish in too much shallower waters?

We have the Arctic Call currents meeting with the sudden occurrence.

-- pull. We have a hard geology of the head as well. There are lots of

cracks and crevices at the base of the cliffs. The geography and the

cool waters has made this an ideal habitat for the fish. There are

concerns for the future as water temperatures rise. Numbers may

start dropping. This wildlife centre may well become a ring of

the past. I have just hit the water. -- a thing. There are beautiful

gardens of kelp. As we dissent, the scenery really changes. After 10

metres, there are beautiful fields of sponges and soft coral. These

are edible sea urchins. At 18 metres, my mission to find one

really begins. This is normally the most shallow place they can be

found. They linger in dark holes, hoping to use their gaping mouths

to capture their prey. I need to shine my torch into every hole.

There is something disconcerting about looking for a fish that is

nearly as long as I am tall. It is a little bit scary. Nothing on that

one. We will keep on looking. When hunting for these fish, there are

specific signs to look for. Down here, look at this! We have their

shattered remains of a sea urchin skeleton. It is a really good

indicator. After a long hunt, there is movement within a crevice.

Brilliant! This is a really good news. Well, we have finally found

one, tucked away right beneath me. Looking at its teeth, you can see

why they have their name. They are menacing teeth at the front. As if

that is not enough, his palette is covered in serrated teeth for

crushing those sea urchins. This fish can live in water temperatures

of minus two Celsius. It has evolved with natural anti-freeze to

keep its blood flowing. It is a brilliant thing to find one. I am

lucky enough to get the look at another one lingering deep within a

different hole. -- a look. These fish play an essential role in the

ecosystem here. Without them, sea urchin numbers surge. When that

happens credit can tip the balance in these delicate habitats. Reason

enough to hope that this fearsome looking monster continues to lurk

amongst these rocks. There are obviously a lot of nautical

creatures out there. There was a bit of a tragic event - a fatal

shark attack in New Zealand today. The last fatal attack in those

waters was 40 years ago. These are very rare events. We have been

scouring the waters for some more terrifying teeth and we have come

up with a few. First up is the pacu fish. This is related to the

piranha. They grow up to three feet long and are found in Papua New

Guinea. They are mostly vegetarian although there have been a cancer

them killing local fishermen. -- accounts of them killing. There are

some more. This is known as the Essex loves this showed! I am

moving in. You have the wonderfully named Sabre tooth viper fish. These

are two ft long and found at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. They

can hinge their skulls to cope with a massive amount of praise. Tell us

about your diving record-breaking attempts. -- amount of prey.

biggest mass dive event is being organised. He is standing in front

of an enormous amount of litter. This is the amount of litter dumped

into oceans every 15 seconds. It is highlighting the massive problem of

rubbish being dumped into the world's oceans. In 1997, they

discovered the Continent twice the size of Texas. This is basically a

floating mass of rubbish in the North Pacific. It will be there for

centuries. It is estimated to kill about 1.5 million marine animals a

year. It is really serious and we can all do something about it. The

rubbish that is collected well be made into sculptures which will be

displayed and used to raise money. Details on the website.

yourself bare! -- there. A lot has been said about the downturn of the

British economy over the last few days. Now one family in Kent has

decided that enough is enough. Pulling double duty tonight. Lucy

has been to see whether the Bradshaws can succeed where the

Chancellor has so far failed. Hard to imagine a more British scene

than theirs, high tea at 4 o'clock. Except, napkins from India, sugar

bowls from China and even trustee teapot is made in Indonesia. Do we

actually make anything in Britain any more? One family, who have made

it their business to seek out the origins of everything made by over

the year are James and Emilie Bradshaws. So in range by recent

reports that large firms such as Amazon and Starbucks were paying

minimal UK tax, they decided to invest in buying only British. Why

did you want to set herself this challenge? We are trying to

celebrate what we do make, rather than saying, actually it is

terrible that we do not do this and do that anymore. Can you really get

the products you need to have a normal family life? We can do about

80% of what we need. Certain items we really struggle with. A light

bulb is one of them and batteries Park another. Disposable nappies.

Our buggy broke last weekend. We saw a brand which was made in

Britain and were celebrating their Britishness. We phoned up the

customer-care centres and they said, very sorry, always made in China.

They promote themselves as a British company and not a British

manufacturer. Just how difficult is the weekly shop? If Houses of

Parliament, by appointment, Her Majesty the Queen. You would think

so, when you? It is made in the Netherlands. Something we would

usually buy it is cannily the beans. Producer of more than one country

packed in the UK. We find that a lot - things have been packed here

but imported. That has to go back. Some very obvious British branding

is going on. Would that Pass Master? Produced in the UK. That is

fine. This says distributed by. Probably very little work has gone

into that in the UK. That has to go back. Easy to see how people can

get confused. Although names like Laura Ashley and Jaguar Land Rover

are synonymous with Britain and some brands may produce here, their

owners are actually based overseas. What have you found which have been

really impressive? We did not expect to find the tea plantation

in Cornwall. What we do not want to do is stand on his soapbox and say,

this is how you must live your life. I think when somebody goes to the

supermarket next and goes, it is this British? Maybe we have done

our job. If he can help out with the battery of the light bulb

situation, do let us know. All this evening we have had 20 The One Show

viewers trying to get their pictures of the night sky published.

Do we have a winner? The things we have seen tonight. The talent of

these photographers. Amazing! Will gate will judge our competition. It

will be published in the Sky at Night magazine. -- will Gates will

judge our competition. We have been battling with the conditions. You

can see the nebula. That is beautiful. You are pleased with

that. You have a fancy kit. These guys have standard cameras on

tripods and that makes them the Bill heroes. Absolutely! -- the

real heroes. This is a fantastic image. It shows the consolation of

Orion. Look at the orange colour on the left. I think you can even see

the Bob Bryan nebula and the Orion's Sword. -- Orion nebula.

Bring your trusted camera. Have you ever been published in skylight

magazine? Never. It has been a challenging evening and lots of fun.

Did you know when you had that shot? I was not sure. I am very

honoured, given the talent here. The talent here it is extraordinary.

You're going to be published. Are you going to do as Joe photography

again? We are all hooked. -- Astrid photography. People in towns and

cities will not see these images. We have seen no reason to come to

these dark sky Sites - we can get these beautiful shots. You heard it.

You need to get her to really dark sky. It cannot be that hard. -- get

out to a really dark sky. That really took him by surprise. Thank

you for your e-mails and comments. We asked wheel thoughts on British

meat and horsemeat. -- for your thoughts. You get what you pay for,

that is from Sean. Another says, I came from a relatively poor family.

My mum said, by a bit of good stuff and if you cannot afford it, have

something else. If you know what it is quite you can make your claim.

Thank you very much. The book, Over The Moon, is out tomorrow. Kirstie