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This changes everything.

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All right, gang, we'll buzz past the Scauldron

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and draw its attention so Astrid, Ruff and Tuff can net it from behind

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and drag it out to sea. Got it?

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I still think we should blast it.

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Stoick just wants us to move the Scauldron

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out of Berk's fishing lanes, so don't get any crazy ideas.

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Sorry, crazy's what we do, Astrid. Duh!

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You guys do realise that a Scauldron's hot water blast

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can rip the scales right off a Screaming Death?

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Here it is. Let's focus, guys.

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As usual, nobody's listening to Fishlegs.

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One...two....

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three!

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A-choo!

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Aargh!

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-Help me!

-Abort! Abort!

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Fishlegs!

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I knew I hated this mission!

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Plasma blast, bud.

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Oh, I see how it is.

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YOU'RE allowed to blast it.

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You and your snot rockets almost got me killed!

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Calm down, Snotlout. You lived. Yay, us(!)

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And no thanks to Itch Legs over here.

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It's so weird. I mean, I never...

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ever...

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A-choo!

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..get sick.

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-Oh!

-Oh...

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Dig deeper. See if you can draw blood.

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Well, something's clearly not right with you.

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HE WHIMPERS

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I don't see what the big deal is, OK?

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Everybody sneezes and scratches sometimes.

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Not like a honey-covered yak on an ant hill.

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What?

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You've never seen a honey-covered yak on an ant hill?

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Well, those things scratch.

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It's terrifying. The horrors haunt my dreams.

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I really don't feel sick, OK? I promise. I'm fine.

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HE GROANS

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Well, maybe you're just allergic to something.

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That's impossible.

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Allergies don't run in the Ingerman family.

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I'm clean, serene and...

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An itching machine.

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Might I interject?

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We at the Thorston house have a very simple allergen detection system.

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-It has never failed.

-That's a system?

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It is now.

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Thousand-year-old egg.

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Slam this down your gullet.

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-Ooh, it could use a little sea salt.

-TUFFNUT GROANS

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What about this?

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-FISHLEGS SCREAMS

-Yak hair.

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Takes itchy to a whole new level.

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Not really. Feels kind of like my old aunt Gerta.

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You know she used to...

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No, I'd like to be able to sleep night.

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Spoiled coagulated goat milk with just a pinch of hoof jam.

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I find it changes the whole experience.

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Oh, that is...

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cheesy and delicious!

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THEY GROAN

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I'm telling you, I've never been allergic to anything.

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A-choo!

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-Hmm.

-What?

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What is it?

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Fishlegs, I think you might be allergic to...Meatlug.

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Why all of a sudden would he be allergic to Meatlug?

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Perhaps it's just a simple case of adult-onset allergies.

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I concur with your diagnosis, Doctor Nut.

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I concur with your concretion.

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Adult-onset allergies develop in your elder years

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when your immune system mistakenly identifies a dangerous substance.

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Don't be silly. There's no way I'm...

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Allergic to Meat...

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-A-choo! A-choo!

-Oh, yeah, diagnosis confirmed.

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Fishlegs, there's only one person that might actually be able to help.

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I've got to see this.

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What's she saying?

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What, what?!

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She wants to paralyse you.

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-Oh!

-Yes!

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Check that. Hypnotise.

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Sorry. She wants to hypnotise you.

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Oh, come on.

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Unfortunately, guys, this is never going to work on me

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because I'm way too...

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OK.

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HE SNORES

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Unconscious? Ha! Quick!

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-Put his hands in warm water.

-We're not going to do that.

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OK, now that he's under, she wants us to tell him

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that he's not allergic to Meatlug.

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Does that really work?

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I guess we'll find out.

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Here goes.

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Fishlegs, you are not allergic to Meatlug.

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You are NOT allergic to Meatlug.

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So, that's it?

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Hypnosis is very powerful.

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OK, let's bring him out of it.

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Now, now, now. Hang on a second.

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We've got an opportunity here.

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We can rebuild fish face.

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We can turn him into a worshipped Viking.

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A fearless, godlike hero

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as strong as three yaks.

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A Viking who commands attention!

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In other words, a Viking worthy of MY friendship.

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Yeah, sorry, Snotlout, we're not doing any of that.

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You can bring him out of it now.

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Fishlegs?

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Fishlegs? There's no Fishlegs here.

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Who is this pudgy little reptile?

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-MEATLUG WHIMPERS

-Now that was a bit harsh.

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Fishlegs, are you all right?

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Are you deaf, skinny one-legged boy?

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The name's Bonecrusher.

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Thor Bonecrusher.

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Snotlout, do you realise what you've done?

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You fool. You've created...

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My very own super Viking!

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SHEEP BLEATS

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Oh, hello.

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And Gothi can't just turn him back?

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Not without her staff,

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which Thor Bonecrusher crushed and threw off the cliff.

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-Is that Fishlegs?

-I don't know.

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So, TB, you're not afraid of anything, huh?

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Child's play.

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How about fire?

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I scoff at fire.

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-WOMAN:

-Fire! My house is on fire.

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Someone threw a torch at my house!

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Perfect! A call to action.

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Please, hold your applause until the end of the rescue.

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You may commence.

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CHEERING

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-Fishlegs.

-Fishlegs?

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Why does everybody keep calling me Fishlegs?

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But you're Fishlegs.

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-Fishlegs.

-Nonsense, crone!

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It is with great pleasure that I announce the arrival of me,

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Thor Bonecrusher.

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The most universally feared and loved Viking

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in all the land is here to enchant you with my presence.

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Look out. The cart!

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BABY CRIES

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What?

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Oh! The baby!

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BABY BABBLES

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Apple boot!

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All in a day's work.

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BABY BABBLES

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Did you see that?

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That was incredible!

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He ran and then did a flip and then a toss and then a thing.

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And then flipped into the other thing.

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He's amazing!

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Is it me or did Snotlout just fall in love with Fishlegs?

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-CHANTING:

-Bonecrusher! Bonecrusher!

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ALL: Bonecrusher! Bonecrusher! Bonecrusher! Bonecrusher!

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Shh, everyone. Thor hears the sound of a baby yak in trouble.

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WHIMPERING IN DISTANCE

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YAK WHIMPERS

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YAK GROANS

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CROWD GASPS

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Sleep well, little yak.

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YAK BREATHES DEEPLY

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-Sleep well.

-What's next, Thor?

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Show us more amazing feats of bravery!

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Ha-ha! I shall, citizen, I shall.

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But first, I must claim a weapon befitting a God.

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Thor, you have gotta teach me that Viking yak pinch!

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All in the wrist, Snotman.

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You, simple blacksmith.

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Simple blacksmith?

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How about this one?

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That's perfect. For removing splinters.

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What about this one? You can use it to annihilate your enemies.

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That's a nice handle, I suppose.

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I made that handle with my best leather.

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Now this - this is an axe for a Viking!

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That's Stoick's axe.

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Correction. This WAS Stoick's axe.

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OK. Fishlegs?

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I mean, Bonecrusher?

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Stoick isn't exactly the kind of chief

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who likes to share his things.

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-Especially his axe.

-Neither do I.

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If this Stoick fellow wants it,

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he can always try and take it back from me.

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Oh, man!

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He just totally called out Stoick!

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How much do we love this guy?

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OK, this is getting out of hand.

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We need to get Thor Bonecrusher back to Gothi

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before we lose Fishlegs for ever.

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I totally agree.

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Just one question. Where'd he go?

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So there I was, Thor Bonecrusher,

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perched on an inferior dragon...

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-MEATLUG SIGHS

-..as we approached

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the vicious Scauldron. Faster than Odin on his eight-legged horse.

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You could have Hookfang next time. He's a monstrous nightmare.

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Scariest dragon of all.

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Monstrous nightmare?

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Sounds like my post-mutton trip to the outhouse.

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THEY LAUGH HEARTILY

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Post-mutton trip! Ha-ha!

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We've all been there, ain't we? Ha-ha!

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Good one!

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HOOKFANG GROWLS

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Poor Meatlug. Wouldn't even wear her saddle.

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Look at her - so lonely.

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We've got to do something with her.

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I'll take care of Meatlug.

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My chances of survival were slim.

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I only had one option.

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Ooh! Fly away?

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I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

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-Sorry.

-No, I had something very special in store for that Scauldron.

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Engage the beast, dragon!

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Aargh!

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CROWD GASPS

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He narrowly escaped.

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However, next time, victory shall be mine!

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CHEERING

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Put me in your next story! Just as the background, please?

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Fishlegs, is that my axe?

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I think it's his axe.

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Er, Dad, that's not Fishlegs...Fishlegs.

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Don't be daft.

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I'm looking right at him. Holding my axe, by the way.

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Ah, you must be Stoick the Vast...

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..ly overrated.

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What did you call me?

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-What did he call me?

-That's what I'm trying to tell you.

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He's not himself.

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Give me back my axe!

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Don't you mean MY axe?

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He was just polishing it for you, Chief.

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Let me handle this. I will get your axe back to you, I promise.

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Fine, but make it quick, or I'll take it from him myself.

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Chief, let's get out of here for a nice piece of mutton.

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I hope this won't take long, sorceress.

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I like to nap after a feast of wild boar and mead.

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Thanks, Gothi. We really need Fishlegs back.

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Urgh! What was in that potion?

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It wasn't a potion, just spiced yak bladder.

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She says that'll teach him to break her staff.

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Not the most delicate delicacy.

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What about getting Fishlegs back?

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She can't re-hypnotise him without her staff.

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Great. Now what?

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Fear. Only a true feeling of terror will shock Fishlegs back to normal.

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But Mr Thor Bonecrusher over here isn't afraid of anything.

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Truer words were never spoken, my fair Viking lady.

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-Urgh.

-Now, where is that snotty fellow?

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We have business to discuss.

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Hiccup, you may want to swing by the old homestead.

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Your father is in a bit of a... state.

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Get this dragon off me!

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Dad, she's just lonely.

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If she doesn't get off me, we'll be having Gronckle for breakfast.

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We need to get Fishlegs back before this gets any worse.

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-Hiccup!

-Let me guess, it's Thor.

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Yeah, and Snotlout,

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and you're not going to believe where they're headed.

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Argh! Can't this overgrown lizard fly any faster?

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Ha-ha-ha! Come on, Hookfang, you're embarrassing me!

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Onwards, snot man!

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We must find a dragon worthy of my command.

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My destiny awaits!

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Ha-ha-ha...

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Bonecrusher's going after the Scauldron!

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Bonecrusher's going after the Scauldron!

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No, he's going to tame the Scauldron.

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He's going to get KILLED by the Scauldron!

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They have to be down there somewhere.

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What was Snotlout thinking?

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He wasn't. He's in love!

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He'd do anything for his big hunk of bonecrushing love.

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Well, we'd better find them before they find the Scauldron.

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Just think, Snotlout - at any moment,

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the giant beast will emerge from the water, and I will tame him!

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Or he'll kill you.

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Ha! You're funny, TB!

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Listen, let me throw something out there.

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What if we, I don't know, head back, call it a day,

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relax at the Great Hall, tell some more really cool stories?

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You know, I've heard that a Scauldron's hot water blast

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can rip the scales off of a Screaming Death.

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What gutless fool told you that?

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Nonsense! Thor Bonecrusher cannot return to Berk dragonless.

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Negative, snot man -

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I am not leaving these waters without my prize.

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SCAULDRON ROARS

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A-ha! Time to engage my quarry!

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Dive, dragon, dive!

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Argh! My super Viking's gone rogue!

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Fire!

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OK, that ought to do it, right, TB?

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Aargh!

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Dance, big boy!

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Here they are. Come on!

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Easy now, big fella!

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Hey, help me!

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Snotlout's in the water!

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You guys grab him. I'll go after Fishlegs.

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OK! Stormfly, let's go!

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This is what I live for! Ha-ha-ha!

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Keep looking! He must be here somewhere.

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So how hard do you think we really need to look?

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I'm thinking some passing glances might do the trick.

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Well, the sooner we rescue Snotlout,

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the sooner we can watch Fishlegs get eaten by the Scauldron.

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Well, if you put it that way, let's go!

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It would be so much easier if you submit to your master.

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Got you where I want you!

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Hookfang!

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Oh, can this possibly get any worse?

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Worse! Way worse! Argh!

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Hey...

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Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!

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I will never try to give you away ever again!

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What the...?

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-Whoa!

-Toothless, watch out!

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Come on! Jump over!

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Retreat? In my moment of glory?

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Never!

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HE ROARS

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Yes, Meatlug!

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No, Meatlug!

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Stop, dragon! I, Thor Bonecrusher, command you to stop!

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HE ROARS

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No!

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No! Not my Meatlug! You leave my dragon alone!

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That was a little too close.

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Speak for yourself! That was freaking awesome!

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Oh, I'm so sorry, girl!

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I don't know what happened to me!

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I just... I wasn't myself!

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Oh, I missed you!

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Oh! How did I...?

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Long story. I'll explain later.

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CHEERING

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So, what happened to the Scauldron?

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He's been relocated.

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And my axe?

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Er...

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Also relocated.

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But what of Thor Bonecrusher?

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Bonecrusher! I miss him.

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-Hello.

-Oh!

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MUTTERING

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You know, Fishlegs, you didn't sneeze once the whole ride home.

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Yeah! And my legs don't itch any more.

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And Meatlug isn't wearing her saddle.

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Maybe you were never allergic to her -

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you were allergic to the saddle!

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But why all of a sudden would I become allergic to her saddle?

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Well, I have been using a different kind of wax on the saddles.

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Look at that!

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Urgh!

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Oh, great!

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What, I never run out of the stuff!

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It's coming out of my ears!

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A-choo! I'm allergic to Gobber's ear wax?!

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Ha!

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I am both relieved and disgusted.

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What? What is it?

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I'm just thinking of what might have been.

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You broke my heart, Thor.

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You broke it right in two.

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OK, that was creepy, right?

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You don't know the half of it.

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-TEARFULLY:

-I miss you, Thor!

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