Doctor Roy Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy

# With my sidekick Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy. #

THEY LAUGH

Hey, everybody. Look what Becky gave me. I'm a doctor.

Oh, well done, Roy. I can't do that. But I can do this.

Wow!

Oh, it'd be a dull old world if we were all the same.

Hm. Now all I need is a patient.

HE GASPS Mrs Barker.

-How are you feeling?

-I'm very well, thank you.

Oh.

Good job, Becky. That'll stop your bike getting creaky and stiff.

-Prevention is...

-Better than cure!

-Anybody in need of a doctor here?

-Nope.

-Not me.

-No, thanks.

Becky, could you pass me my pump, please?

-What are you doing?

-Bicycle maintenance.

Yeah, it's like giving our bikes a health check

so that they work properly.

-We're good to go.

-SHE GASPS

Whoa! Your bike is way different to mine!

Yeah, that's because we're different, love.

But, look, my pump will fit...on your bike.

See? They all work the same.

Roy. Roy, careful.

Roy, careful! Oh!

-Are you OK?

-Yes, yeah, I just caught my finger on the...

I need to run it under a cold tap.

ROY WHINES

Or maybe Dr Roy would like to perform this procedure?

ROY GASPS

Nee-maw, nee-maw, nee-maw...

Dr Roy!

Um, I forgot my patient.

Mm. That's much better. Thank you, Dr Roy.

-Now, we don't want you bashing it again.

-Oh, no, no, no.

Prevention is better than cure.

Do you know what else might help? A biscuit.

-Oi!

-You said prevention is better than cure.

-Can we have one?

-Er... Sorry, I didn't hear you?

Hmm.

-Can we have one, please?

-Please!

Take two carrots, to help your hearing.

Carrots help eyesight, not hearing.

Patients only!

Er... You know, it seems to me, Dr Roy,

that, well, just like we've been giving our bicycles a health check,

maybe you could give us all a health check too. I'll be nurse.

That's a great idea! Come on, Tristan, get in line.

Haven't you chosen one yet?

-They're all the same.

-No, they're not!

Some biscuits are just more biscuity.

Good man. Becky?

Now, everybody say, "Ah".

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Now, everybody touch their toes.

Ahem.

Just been to my yoga class. Oh, yoga makes me very relaxed. Oh.

And very bendy.

THEY ALL SHOUT

What is going on?

Um... It's... It's the bandage.

It's a little tight, Roy.

-Dr Roy!

-Oh, Dr Roy, sorry, I didn't see you there.

-Carrots help your eyesight.

-Mm-hm, yeah, thank you, doctor.

Now I shall check your heartbeats.

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

-Huh?

-No. They're just messing about.

Now, have you heard your own heart yet?

Roy?

-What?

-Well... Your hearts all sound the same.

Yeah, that's good, isn't it?

-I suppose. But mine doesn't.

-Why?

What does yours sound like?

Well, Dad's goes, "Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum."

And Becky's goes, "Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum."

But mine goes,

"Ba-dum, ba-dam, ba-di, da-da, ba-doo, ba-ba, ba-boom!"

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

Is that OK?

I know I'm different on the outside

but I thought I'd be the same on the inside.

Yeah, but you've been chasing around like an ambulance and...

-your heart always beats faster after exercise.

-Yeah, that's right.

After a rest, the heart slows down to its usual beat. OK, try this.

THEY INHALE

THEY EXHALE

THEY INHALE

THEY EXHALE

Shall I have a listen?

ROARING

What have you got in there, a lion?!

I know what that is. You're hungry.

ROY GASPS

-Whoa!

-Patients only!

Banana.

Mam said resting will help my heart to slow down.

Maybe if I do the same things the others do,

my heart will beat the same.

Hey, Roy. Do you want to help?

No, I'm trying to rest and you're being too energetic.

HE SIGHS

How can you rest when you're not tired?

Maybe, instead of rest, you could relax?

My mam is always talking about relaxing.

You could try some of Mam's yoga, that's good for relaxing.

Roy? Are you OK?

I'm...relaxing, Mrs...Barker.

-So my heart...sounds like...everyone else's.

-You don't look very relaxed.

Maybe you should talk to your mam and dad.

No. I feel...great.

Roy? I'm coming round.

I wonder what Wonder Roy would do?

Finn's doing a great job leading the band, Wonder Roy.

Stop!

Stop, everyone! It's bedtime.

Huh?

It's the middle of the day!

Come back here!

Give me that!

Hey, leave him alone.

Yay, Finn! Come on, everyone. You can still play on.

MUSIC TURNS DISCORDANT

That's not working, Finn. They can't hear you.

Time to go home, then. Nighty-night. That's it. Bye!

Listen to this! Try it.

That's fantastic. So different to me.

Stop that!

That's it! We can dance to our own tunes. Come on, everybody.

-No! Stop!

-It's not bedtime and we don't have to stop.

Shush! No! Don't! Stop!

Stop! Stop. No. Stop. Don't.

No. Don't. Stop, stop. Don't.

No, no, stop. Stop. Stop. Don't, don't. Stop, stop. Don't.

I am relaxed. I don't have to rest and I don't have to stop being me!

-Oh, Roy! You had me worried, there. Are you all right?

-Yep!

I wanted to be a doctor when I was your age. Could I have a go?

-Could I listen to yours?

-Sure. But it's a bit noisy in there.

I love beats like this.

Ba-dum, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bam-bam-bam!

-What? Really?

-Yes, really.

Ba-dum, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bam-bam-bam!

Yay! You're dancing to my tune!

-Ouch!

-Oh!

Mrs Barker, hold on. Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw!

I was dancing to my tune and so was Mrs Barker and her nose got hurt.

-What?! Oh, are you OK?

-Oh, yes, I'm fine.

-What happened?

Roy has already made me feel better.

-Dr Roy! Have a biscuit.

-Oh, yeah.

-And maybe a nice cup of tea to go with it.

-Thank you, nurse!

Oh, Dr Roy, you better have this back.

Roy, would you like me to listen to your heart again?

Hearts are like biscuits. Yours goes ba-dum, ba-dum.

But mine's, well, a bit more...

biscuity!

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum!

THEY LAUGH

Well, Roy, judging by the way you looked after me when I was hurt,

your heart is definitely in the right place.

Come on! Ba-dum, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bam-bam-bam!

THEY ALL SING ALONG

Oh, I didn't know you were so rock n roll, Barbara.

It's been a long time since I danced like this.

Oh! My old joints are stiff and creaky.

Don't worry, Dr Roy has just the thing!

No-no-no! No, Roy, no, that is not for people, no!

But it works for bikes.

Sometimes, Dr Roy, laughter is the best medicine.

THEY LAUGH

You can do it, Bill.

HE CHUCKLES

It's on!

Yeah!

Laura!