Too Many Roys Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy

# With my sidekick Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy.

-#

THEY LAUGH

Hey, everybody, Mr Barker is in charge

of a whole troop of soldiers. Cool!

At ease, men.

-Oh.

-Morning, Mr Barker.

What are you doing with your soldiers now?

Er, until I was spied upon,

I was giving them an important talk on leadership and bravery.

Were you ever a leader of a real army, Mr Barker?

Of course I was, Roy. I was a sergeant major.

-The best days of my life.

-Sergeant major?

Well, a sergeant major is a very important rank in the Army,

where you are the leader of your own troop of soldiers.

Wow. Do you think I'd make a good leader, Mr Barker?

Well, it's hard to say,

but if you're serious, you've got to study hard,

get good qualifications,

have a real aptitude for strategy

and the sharpest of minds tuned into the military...

Whoa! Oh, Roy.

Fall out?

Doing a bit of training, Dad?

Yeah, Roy.

-I'm doing a marathon.

-Wow, a marathon.

Yeah, a jigsaw marathon. I'm nearly over the finish line.

Crumlin, Bravo, Crumlin, Bravo, Crumlin, Bravo!

Just practising for the big match.

Today is the cup final and my Jimmy's captain.

You know, I want to get there early

to make sure everyone can see my outfit.

You can see that from the moon.

Aw, thanks, Bill. Crumlin, Bravo, Crumlin, Bravo!

Wow, Mr Barker was in charge of a whole regiment of soldiers

and Mr Jones is the captain of a whole soccer team.

Imagine that, Dad.

Captain of a troop, or even 11 soccer players, is one thing.

Master of a thousand jigsaw pieces requires real skill.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Right, that's me done. Time to get my jigsaw on!

I wish I was a leader of something.

A football team, an army.

Wow, imagine if I had my very own Little Roy troop.

MARCHING FEET

Attention!

Oh, no, come back!

Oh, that's right, jigsaw fans. They said it couldn't be done.

But bad boy Bill O'Brien doesn't understand the meaning of the word

"couldn't be done".

PLAYS BUGLE CALL

Fall in, troop, double-time.

I'm their leader. Cool!

-MUM:

-Roy!

Lunch in ten minutes. I'm setting the table.

Can I help?

I'll do the rest, Sergeant Major Mum.

Oh! Now, be careful.

-How did you...

-Anything else I could help you with, Mam?

Mam!

Oh, fantastic.

Corporal Little Roy...

yellow car over there.

Ah, it's great being a leader.

Bring me Tornado Boy.

I ordered you to fetch my toy.

Hey!

You're supposed to do what you're told. I'm your leader.

Lunch in five.

All right, all right.

Lunch in five, Roy!

I'll be right down.

I don't understand it, Ben.

Why won't they do what I tell them?

PFFFTT!

I... I order you to stop!

No, not Mam's flowers.

Aa-choo!

Roy... Oh, look at this mess.

It wasn't me. It's the troop of Little Roys that did it.

Er, Little Roys?

Yeah, well, this is a big, big mess.

Just one piece left in man versus jigsaw and I shall be placing

the thousandth piece after lunch

and make it a special O'Brien family moment.

Thanks, love.

The jigsaw!

Roy, sit back down. The jigsaw is for later.

You can't blame him for being excited.

-But Mam!

-Not until you've finished your lunch.

GULP!

SNORING

Phew!

Fall out out? Oh, no,

the special O'Brien family moment is in pieces.

What would Wonder Roy do?

It is I, the Messer, the nastiest villain in all of Toonville.

Let's teach the Messer some manners.

And those litterbugs a lesson! Dirty bugs hate clean water.

-That's stopped it.

-And about time too.

We're clean out of water.

Just as well we had those bugs beat.

Well done, Wonder Roy, but I think you'll need a refill.

Hm, that's a mess on a major scale.

Did somebody call?

Major Orders, thank wonder you're here.

Can you order your army to shower water on the litterbugs?

Order? Not before demonstrating

the Army-approved water bucket chucking method.

Leaders lead by example, dear boy.

Now you have it, troops. Clean up, two, three, four!

-Ha-ha!

-Clean up, two, three, four!

Bravo, Wonder Roy and Major Orders.

Now prepare yourselves to be outnumbered.

It looks like the Messer may have messed with all of us this time.

Hm, but this isn't ALL of us, Major.

All right, everyone. Follow my lead.

You've got it. Now, let's wash that Messer clean out of Toonville.

-How did you get them to do that?

-I didn't GET them to do anything.

I showed them, like a great leader once showed me.

Hee-hee! Ow! Ah!

That's it - instead of ORDERING them, I'll show them.

This is called a jigsaw.

Each piece has a tiny bit of a picture on it,

and when you fit them together in the right way,

it makes one big picture. Let me show you.

See? It's fun. OK, troop, ready to give it a go?

Well done. Now there's only that one piece left for Dad to place.

Where is it?

Wow, another outfit.

-So the Crumlin Rebels won then, huh?

-What?

-With the...

Oh, no. Greystones scored in the last 30 seconds.

They lost 2-1.

Jimmy must be devastated.

Yeah, he is.

But guess who won the prize for best dressed supporter?

Well done.

Well, since you're celebrating, you might as well stick around,

because the wait is over, ladies and gentlemen,

it's jig...saw....time!

Where has Roy gone? Roy? Roy?

Roy! So there really is a troop.

And so well turned out.

Oh, sorry, I just popped around with something for Roy.

Sorry, Dad, I broke the jigsaw.

But we put it back together, but then we lost the last piece.

We looked everywhere. We just can't find it.

You couldn't find it because it was never lost!

Ta-da!

Drumroll, please.

Ta-da!

-Thank you, thank you.

-Selfie time.

-Selfie time.

CLICK!

I must say, I'm very impressed with how quickly you put that jigsaw back

-together, Roy.

-It wasn't just me, Dad. It was teamwork.

And a team is only as good as its leader.

Now, my junior drill sergeant medal,

the first one I ever got and now... it's yours.

Thank you, Mr Barker.

Joan, I'm sure this will cheer Jimmy up.

And if he needs coaching...

he knows where I am.

Wow.

Lights out!

HE SNORES

There he is. Future president material.

President?

-Do you really think so, Bill?

-Defo.

With leadership skills like that, one day he'll be president...

of the Jigsaw Club of Ireland.

ROY SNORES