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Uncle Memphis

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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

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# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

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You won't believe how jumpy my dad has got.

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He's so nervous of spooks and monsters

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that he jumps even if someone sneezes.

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-Achoo!

-Argh!

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Hey, Cleo, we'll be late for school.

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Not that I'm bothered.

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Oo-oo-oo-oo...

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Sounds like a moaning noise.

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Really? Probably nothing to worry about.

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Let's meet her there.

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Luke. Luke?

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Oh.

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It's coming from the basement.

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The basement.

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Luke, when is it ever a good idea to investigate a noise in a basement?

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Oh, not again.

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Oo-oo-oo-oo...

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-Oh!

-THUD

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THEY LAUGH

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Dad, this soap should help us get it off.

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Oh!

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Or you could do that.

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Oh, smart outfit.

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-THEY LAUGH

-How long have you been there?

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-Long enough.

-Are you all right there, Mr Farr?

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Yes, just having a sort-out.

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Dr Scully has asked me to donate

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my collection of ancient Egyptian scrolls to the school.

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My whole history is in these.

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You sure you want to give all that to the school?

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It will be much safer there.

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Dr Scully asked me to do something else, too.

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But I can't remember what it was.

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Never mind, Dad, we're going to be late for school.

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I'll see you later.

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Your dad is hilarious, Cleo.

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He is a joke, you mean.

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I'd love to have a father who wasn't so clumsy,

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or messy, or embarrassing, or...

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Come on, I'll race you.

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Last one to school is a Resus.

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Ha-ha, very funny(!)

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Oh.

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Thanks to the generosity of Niles Farr,

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the school library will be receiving a set of ancient Egyptian scrolls.

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And I'm delighted to say at the presentation tomorrow,

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Mr Farr will give a speech in front of the entire school.

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A speech?!

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Oh, no!

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This is going to be a disaster.

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A speech, in front of everyone!

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It'll be fine, he's not THAT bad.

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Oh...oh!

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THEY LAUGH

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Sorry, Cleo, I was trying to clean the scrolls.

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They were really dusty.

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Dad, you're a nightmare.

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Do you have to do a speech in front of the whole class?

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Oh, the speech.

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-That's what I forgot.

-I mean, look at you.

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Your bandages are all frayed and frankly,

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when was the last time you changed them?

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Only a couple of thousand years ago.

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If only you had a smart outfit.

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Hold on.

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Aha! Clean bandages, perfect.

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Ooh!

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Right, how's that?

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Oh, I haven't looked this good for, oh, 4,000 years.

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Great, and I'll deliver these

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to Scully, before anything happens to them.

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Oh, thanks, Princess.

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Luke, Resus...

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HE HUMS

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Oh, hey.

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What's happening? Legs, stop.

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Where are you taking me?

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Help!

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Ow!

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HE BURPS Oh, excuse me.

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Hi, Dr Scully. Dad said to give you these.

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Ah, the scrolls.

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Excellent. I'll take them.

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-You seem cheerful.

-I've given Dad a makeover, and he looks amazing.

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All I need to do now is make him less forgetful, careless and clumsy.

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Good luck with that.

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Stop it. Bad bandages.

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Where am I going?

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Oh. What's this?

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The ashes of evil Uncle Memphis?

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No! These must be HIS bandages and crown.

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Oh, hey, no-o-o-o-o-o!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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Memphis is back, and this time I will destroy Niles for good.

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-Hi, Dad.

-Cleo, daughter of Niles.

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Yes, greetings.

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-Right.

-I am searching for the scrolls

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which tell Niles's... MY life story.

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Tell me, where are they?

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I took them to Scully.

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You're giving them to the school, remember?

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And tomorrow you're making a speech.

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Ah, yes, of course.

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So the scrolls are at the school,

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and tomorrow I will be there to make a speech.

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-Excellent.

-Are you feeling all right, Dad?

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All is well.

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Er....

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-Wow.

-Wow.

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-Not bad, eh?

-Certainly different.

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BARKS AND GROWLS

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Be gone, hound.

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WHIMPERS Huh?

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And now a few words from our kind benefactor, Niles Farr.

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-Thank you, Dr Scummy.

-LAUGHTER

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Dr Scully. These scrolls date from a turbulent time in Egypt's history.

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The true Pharaoh Memphis

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was prevented from ruling by his upstart nephew, Niles.

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Er...that's me.

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But Memphis was the rightful ruler, and I, Niles,

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was the most disastrous ruler ever to reign.

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(Hey, Cleo.)

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But one day, Memphis will rise again.

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Thank you for these wonderful artefacts, Mr Farr.

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Yes, and where will you be keeping them?

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Rest assured they will be safely

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under lock and key in the school library.

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It's weird, Niles didn't fall over once today.

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-Kind of disappointing.

-And why is he so interested in those scrolls?

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Maybe we should check them out.

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Or maybe we should forget all about it.

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Ha! We are not going to do that, are we?

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Uh-uh.

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Argh!

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Oh? No.

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Where's the section on first aid?

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Ssh!

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Shush.

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This is Niles's whole life.

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-It must be...

-Oh!

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Ow!

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What's going on?

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Oh, Mr Farr.

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-What are you doing here?

-Grr!

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Oh...

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Mr Farr, wait.

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Five, six...

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Huh?

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Grrr!

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I don't know who that is, but it's not Cleo's dad.

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HE ROARS

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WHIMPERS

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Dad, you were great today.

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Where is the seventh scroll?

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-What?

-The life of Niles, I must have all seven scrolls.

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Find it now!

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-Be gone, foul creature.

-WHIMPERS

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OK, Dad, it must be here somewhere.

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Wait, the vacuum cleaner.

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You must have hoovered it up when you were cleaning them.

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At last I have them all.

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Dad?!

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Argh!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Dad!

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Luke, Resus, something weird is happening to my dad.

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It's like he's a different person ever since I gave him the makeover.

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Any chance he IS a different person?

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I mean, he does look different.

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Yes, the bandages you used, and the outfit, where did you get them?

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-The basement.

-Oh, great(!)

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We are going into the basement again, aren't we?

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Come, Anubis!

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Come, Ra!

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Come, Sekhmet, the destroyer, and take this life I offer!

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I have the seven scrolls of the Pharaoh Niles.

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When they are gone, he will be destroyed for all time

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and I, Memphis, will rule in his place.

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Great Uncle Memphis!

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It's you!

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Stop them!

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Argh!

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Ow!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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We must stop him destroying the scrolls.

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Sorry.

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I can't help it. It's the bandages.

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Yes!

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Hi-ya!

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Soon Niles will be gone for ever.

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GRUNTING

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HISSING

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Oh!

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We've got to get the bandages off him.

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Shh!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Luke, the bone.

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Niles, your history is history.

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Fetch.

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You are no more.

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Whoa...whoa...

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No-o-o-o-o-o!

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-THUD

-Dad!

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Oh. Who put that in there?

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Well, it's definitely him.

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Don't ever change.

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Apart from maybe losing the crocodile.

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THEY LAUGH

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