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DOLPHINS CHEER | 0:00:00 | 0:00:02 | |
Is this CBBC? Are you filming me? Hey, guys! Look! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
We're on telly! All right, mum? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
Hey-hey! Do you want my autograph? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Too late, losers. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
-So what do you reckon it is, Mylo? -I don't know, Sebastian. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
What have you been rolling in? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
# I think it's poo-oo-oo-oo-oo | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
# He thinks it's poo-oo-oo | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
BOTH TO DOCTOR WHO THEME: # Poo poo poo, poo poo-poo-oo. # | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh, it's hot today. Are you hot? You look hot. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
-Yeah, it's quite warm, yeah. -Yeah, but are you hot, though? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
-Uh, a bit, I suppose. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-But are you hot? -All right, I'm hot. -You're a hot dog, then. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-All right, I'm a hot dog. -Here you are, have some ketchup! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-That's disgusting, Colin! Eugh! -All right, touchy! Just a giggle. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
Hot dog! Ha-ha! Ketchup! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Oh! Marvin and Phil are back from Corfu! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Oof, you all right, Marv? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
No, Joan. Forgot the sunblock. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Got burnt. Ow. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
You are going to need a shed load of after sun, mate. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-Ow! -I did warn him. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
As you can see, I have bronzed beautifully. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Night time... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
..day time! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Night time... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
..day time! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Night time... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
..day time! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
-What are you doing? -I'm having a game of night time... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
..day time! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-Oh. How do you play that, then? -Night time... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-..day time! Like this! You wanna play? -No, you're all right. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
I'll stick to my Xbox. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
OK, children. One at a time and no running. Right. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-Anita, Michael, Wendy. -Yes, Miss. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Daniel, Johnny, Lindsey, Phillip, Fiona, Kirsty, Dennis, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Deborah, Sandra, Jason, Stephen, Colin, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-Ruby, Zack, Liam. -Yeah. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Serita, Amy, Megan, Adam, Jason, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Angela, Shelly, Helen, Alan, Hillary, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Dionne, Zara, Ollie, Marne, Joseph, Tina, Louise, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Millie, Martha, Michael, Duncan, Daisy, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-Paul, Tanya, Dean, Nicky, Mike, Tanya, Andre, Julian. -Yes, Miss. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
David, Anna, Suzie, Steph, Chris, Eamon, Rowena, Caroline, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
-Kelly, Asghar, Jessica, Carmen, Tom. -Mm-hmm. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Andrew, Lisa, Angus, Ralph, Martin, Oscar, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-Annamarie and Olivia. Right, where's Tallulah? -She's sick, miss. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Well, she'd better not be at Latitude! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
TO THE THEME OF DOCTOR WHO: # Poo poo poo | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
# Poo-poo-poo poo-poo-poo | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-# I think it is poo. # -# Poo-poo-poo. # | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Actually, I rather hope it isn't poo. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
SONG: "Wanna be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
# Startin' somethin' | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
# Startin' somethin' | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
# Startin' somethin' | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
# Startin' somethin' | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
# Yeah, yeah. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. # | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 99, 100. Coming, ready or not. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-99, 100. Coming, ready or not. -Eh? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
-Eh? -What? What's going on? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
-Hang on. Who's hiding, who's seeking? -I'm seeking! -I'm seeking. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
ALL: I'm seeking! I said I'm seeking! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-I'm hiding. -Hang on. Who's got the rules? -Rules? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-You don't need rules for hide and seek! -You do. This is a shambles. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
I didn't think we'd need them so I put them in the recycling! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Look, one person seeks and everyone else hides. Got it? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
-Stop shouting! -You stop shouting! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
I'm only shouting cos you're shouting! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
CAN WE ALL STOP SHOUTING, PLEASE? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Right. If everyone's going to shout, I'm off. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Hang on, I'm still hiding. Are we still playing or what? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
MUFFLED SPEECH: So like the Great Houdini, | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I will dangle high in the sky from a single brunch. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
I will eat nothing, I will drink nothing. I will simply hang. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
This is more than an illusion. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
More than magic. This is genuine magic. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
No-one has ever done anything like this before. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-Hello, David. How's it hanging? -All right, Robert? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
AARGH! AAAH! CRASH | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Oof. Oh, dear. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Oh, no. you idiot. Oh, this is very embarrassing. Argh. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
HEAVY ROCK INTRO | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
All right? What you lookin' at? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
Hey, I was watching that Night Garden the other day | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
on that little kiddywink channel, right? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
As far as I can make out, there's this little blue fella, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Igglepiggle, who has got no mates. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
And he gets in a boat. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
When he gets there it's all, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
"Oopsydaisy, Makka Pakka, Racca Whacca, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
"Ninky Nonk, Pinky Poo, Haahoo, Tombliboo, knock on the door." | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
It's proper lovely. Brilliant show. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-Mr Claus! -Mr Claus! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Where are you? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Whose stupid idea was it to bury him? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-It's just a bit of fun. -We are never going to find him. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-How long has it been now? -Three hours. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
BOTH: Three hours? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Santa, it's Blitzen. If you can hear me, say, "Jingle bells." | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Mrs Claus will kill us. This is worse than when we shaved his beard off. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
-That was a laugh though, wasn't it? -It was. Yeah, yeah. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-Hey, Anna. Have you tried that new toothpaste? -Yeah. It's 'orrible. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
Are you sure it's not bubble bath? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Of course not. Norma, have you tried that new toothpaste? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
It's disgusting! It's made my gums go numb. I've lost control of my lips. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
I think it's nice. Minty fresh. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
What's your name and where do you come from? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-My name's Ian the bear and I'm from King's Lynn. -OK. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
And what are you going to sing for us today? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
I'd like to sing Angels by Robbie Williams. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-OK. Go ahead. -CLEARS THROAT | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
OK. Here we go. The mic's a bit high. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
# And through it all she offers me protection. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
# A little love and... # | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-MIC FEEDS BACK Aw, I've done it now. -Next. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Phew. Hot again today. You still hot? You look hot. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-I won't fall for that again, Colin. -You look hot. You must be hot. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
I told you, I'm not falling for that again. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-You still look hot, though. -You must think I'm a right doughnut. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
You're a doughnut? Here you are, have some jam, then. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Eugh! You're disgusting, Colin. I'm off. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
All right, Mr Touchy. It's only a giggle. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-Aargh. -Doughnut! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
HE GIGGLES Jam. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Oi, oi! Got a trick for you. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I will prove that zebras have nothing between their ears. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Here we go. Abracadabra. Hocus pocus, et cetera. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-DRUM ROLL -Ta-da! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
# Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit Yup yup rabbit yup rabbit | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# Rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
# Yup yup rabbit yup yup yup jabber rabbit. # | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
# He's big and he's brave and he's not feeble. Andy... # | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
The unflappable eagle. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
One thing I'm not afraid of is goats. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
No-one ever said, "Andy the eagle's afraid of goats." No, sirree. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Goats don't bother me none. -BOO! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-AARGH! -Sorry, Andy! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
I forgot you were afraid of goats! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
No, you just surprised me, that's all. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
SIGH Here he is. Jumping Justin. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Good day to you, boys. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
"Look at me, I'm jumping Justin. See how I prance, what-what?" | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
It's called style, Leonard. Style. And you're a savage. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-"Oh! I'm jumping Justin." -"No, I'm jumping Justin." | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-"I'm jumping Justin!" -"I'm jumping Justin!" | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
No, I'm jumping Justin. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
-You're all fools. Goodbye. -ALL: Oooh! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-He is cool, though. -Yeah, nice moves. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-I follow him on Twitter. -Yeah, me too. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-Hang on. Weren't you here before? -No. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-My name is not Ian the bear and I'm not from King's Lynn. -OK, then. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Who would you say you're most like? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
-I see myself as Lady Gaga. -All right. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-Best of luck. -All right. Here we go. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Still a bit high. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
# Raa-raa raah-aah | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
# Roma ma-aah-ah. # | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Ow! HE SHOUTS | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Next. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Mm. Ooh! Oh, this is lovely! What did I tell you? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
"Don't drink the water!" | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Your granddad's talking rubbish, it's beautiful! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
What about the curse? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Curse shmurse. Nothing wrong with it. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
SPOOKY VOICE: Do not drink the water! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Where did that come from? Leg it! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Let's go, Pete! It's the curse! The curse of the frozen monkey! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:13 | |
Stuff the curse! This is lovely! Drink some! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-HE WHIMPERS -The curse, Pete, the curse! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Drink and be happy. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
What's the worst that can happen? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Mike? Mike? I can't feel me face. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Is it moving? Is it moving? I can't move it! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I can see and hear but I can't move. I think I've lost my sense of smell. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
BREAKS WIND | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Oh, no. the smell's still working. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I wish I could turn my face away from that. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-HE GROANS -That is lethal. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
-Aa-aa-aa-aa-aah sticky tongue! -Ew. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
A-ha! Sorry, Charlie, my sticky's gone. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Better get that looked at. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Who's this here then, eh? Whose little head is that, eh? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Whose little head is getting a nibble, eh? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Whose little shoulder is that, eh? Aww, whose little chest is that? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Whose little... give me a little nibble there. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Whose little wing is this, eh? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo! Whose... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Mine! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
It's mine, Mum. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-I was only messing about, son. -I'm 23! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
Ah, this is the spot, peace and quiet. All on my lonesome. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
No one around, life is good. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-Hello! -Oh no, who's this? -Who's this? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-I just said that. -I just said that. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-What are you doing? -What are you doing? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-Are you copying me? -Are you copying me? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-Will you stop it? -Will you stop it? -Oh, you're so annoying! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Yes, I am annoying mirror bird. What you do, I do. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Where you go, I go. Hang on, where did he go? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
# Its Tony, Tony, The Easily Impressed Chimpanzee. # | 0:10:58 | 0:11:03 | |
Wow. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh my word. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
That is amazing. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Wow. Sheila, Sheila, come and have a look at this. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
What is it? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
There's this massive round yellow ball of fire in the air. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh, Tony, that's just the sun. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:31 | |
The sun. Wow. Wow. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
The sun. Awesome. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
SINGING ALONG TO HEADPHONES | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Oh, Dave. Dave, take your headphones out, mate. I'm stuck. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Dave. Dave, take your headphones... Dave, I'm stuck! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:51 | |
Dave. Dave! I've got my fingers stuck in the dung! Dave! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
HE SINGS LOUDER | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-Dave! Dave, I'm stuck! Dave! Dave! -Dave! -Dave, I'm stuck! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:06 | |
David! I don't believe this. Can you not hear me? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:13 | |
David! David, David! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Dave, Dave, Dave! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
Tick. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Tock. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
Tick. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Tock. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
What you doing? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
Tick. I'm Clockwork Orange monkey. Tock. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
All right, What time's it then? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
-Tick. -At the third swing it will be... Tock. Ape o'clock precisely. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Tick! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
And they're off! Away first time in this year's Crab Grand National. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Sideways Glance shows early followed by Nipping Boy, | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
then Giving It All That then Delicious Steamed and then Pincer Movement. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
We have Crusty Crustacean and Soon To Be Paste, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
and I'm Not a Lobster Nor Do I Taste Like One is bringing up the back of the field. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
Giving It All That takes over from Sideways Glance | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
and Nipping Boy is clawing his way back. What's this? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I'm Not A Hermit and I'm Actually Quite Outgoing is coming out of his shell nicely. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Just two furlongs to go and it's Giving It All That | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
followed by Nipping Boy. Delicious Dean, Crusty Crustacean almost fell there. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Pincer Movement a little bit shellfish and as | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
we go into the home stretch it's Nipping Boy, Giving It All That | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
then Crusty Crustacean then I'm Not a Hermit I'm Actually Quite Outgoing | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
making a scuttle from the back of the field. But it's Nipping boy, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
followed by Pincer Movement. Nipping Boy takes it by a claw! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
MUSIC: "Chop Suey" by System of a Down | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Wait for it. Wait. It's coming up. It's coming up! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Now! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
It hurts a bit! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Dougie, can I have a wee go on your echo chamber botty? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
-No, you cannae, Duncan. -Ach, please, it's a right laugh. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
ECHOES | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
See? Your botty agrees with me. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
ECHOES | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Show some respect. Dinnae draw attention to my botty defect, Duncan. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
-It's embarrassing. -It's not embarrassing, Dougie. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
You should be proud of a talking botty. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
ECHOES | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
HE BEATBOXES | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
# He's big and he's brave and he's not feeble - | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Andy, -The Unflappable Eagle. # | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
One thing I am not afraid of is ghosts. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
No-one ever said Andy the Eagle's afraid of ghosts. No sirree. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Spend the night in a haunted house, no problem. Ghosts don't bother me. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
GHOSTLY HOWL | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-Argh! -Oh, sorry, Andy! I forgot you were afraid of ghosts! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
You just caught me unawares, that's all! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Excuse me, mate, I think you're in my stand. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-Just stand somewhere else, mate. -No, look, I've reserved this space here. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
-Could you move on? -No, I'm not moving, you move. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-What, you going to move or not? -Not. -Right, that's it. -Get off! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Just move, will you? -You move. -You move. -You move. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Move! -You move. -Move! -You move. -Move. -Move. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
-Move. -No. -Move. -No. -Move. -No. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
-Move, move, move, move. -No, no, no, no. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
-Oh, forget it! -No. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew, going to do shrew conga | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew, along the forest floor. # | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Come on, quick! We're going to miss it. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
I love it when they do a shrew conga! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew, along the forest floor | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew, come on and do shrew conga | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew, it's shrew conga night for sure. # | 0:15:40 | 0:15:45 | |
Oh, alone at last. Joanna, I love you so much. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
You're not just saying that because there's no one around? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
I don't care who's around, I can't hold my feelings for you any longer. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-Oh, Jason. -Oh, Joanna. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
All right, Jace. What's she doing here? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-You're not going out with a girl, are you? -No! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-I am, really, Joanna. -Oh, smelly old girls, eh? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Yeah, Smelly girls. I love you really. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
-Aw, I love you too, bro. -You are so dumped! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
MUSIC: "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
WHOOPING AND CHEERING | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
-Do you know what? -I'll leave it actually. -New coat and everything. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
See you lot later. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Ah, this looks like the place. Finally get a bit of me time. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
-Hello. -Oh, no, not you again. -Oh, no, not you again. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-Oh, just go away. -Oh, just go away. -Leave me alone! -Leave me alone. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
-Grow up! -Grow up. -Stop it! -Stop it. -Oh, you're so annoying! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Yes, I am annoying mirror bird. What you say, I say. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
What you do, I do. Where you go, I go. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Oh, he's gone again. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Cu... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
ckoo. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Cu... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
ckoo. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Not Clockwork Orange monkey any more then? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Cu... No, I'm Cuckoo Clockwork Orange monkey now. ...Ckoo! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
Still ape o'clock, I suppose? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Cu... No, it's half ape. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Give me strength. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
...Ckoo! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Hello, hello. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
Hello, you're a bit close to that telly box, aren't you? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
-Oh, dear. -You should really sit further back, you know. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Yes, It's bad for your eyes. We don't have a telly box | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
but if we did, we wouldn't sit that close. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
No, if we had a telly box we would sit much further back. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-OK, lecture over. Cheerio. -Cheerio. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
-Toodle-pip. -Bye. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Help! A little help! Help! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Just hang on, they said. We'll be back in a minute, they said. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
That was four days ago. Four days! I'm starving! I am proper stuck. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:16 | |
Where are they? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Alfie, Oliver! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
And then George goes, "You've totally bamboo-zled me!" | 0:18:20 | 0:18:26 | |
Classic George. Hang on, have you seen him lately? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
No, not for at least four days. Weren't we supposed to... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:36 | |
Oh, rescue him! From that tree again. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
It was definitely your turn to rescue him this time. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
It was yours, Oliver. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
-You silly bear! -No, no, it was yours. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
-It was yours! -No, no. -What are you like? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
Look, it was yours, all right. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-Do you even remember where that tree was? -What are we like? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
George! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Alfie! Oliver. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Anyone. I really need the toilet. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
Whose special day is this then, eh? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Who's Mummy's special little birthday boy, eh? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Who's a big boy now, eh? Who's another year older, eh? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Who's having jelly and ice cream, eh? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Who's going to make a special birthday wish, eh? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Who's going to blow out all his candles in one go? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo. Who's the... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Me! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:31 | |
I'm the birthday boy, Mum! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I was only messing about, son. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
I'm 24. Today. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I'm fine, how are you? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
ECHOES | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Dougie, I've just had a conversation with your talking botty. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
ECHOES | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
It's actually more polite than you! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Aye, very funny. If you move in a wee bit closer, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
you can change the pitch and everything. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Go on, get right in there. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
-Echo that. -Ach, Dougie. That's gone right up my trunk! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
ECHOES | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
All right? What you staring at? You want some? Getcha. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
I was watching that Deadly 60 the other day with that Steve Backshall. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
Seen him? Running around after animals who claim they're hard. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
He should show his little face round here, tell you. I'll show him | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
what's deadly. It's all like | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
scary spiders, don't touch that, poisonous snakes, terrible tigers, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
jumping jellyfish, there's no antidote, lions that can fly! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Brilliant. Should win an award. BAFTA. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
# It's Tony, Tony, The Easily Impressed Chimpanzee. # | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
Wow. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Oh, my word. That is amazing! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
Wow. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Sheila. Sheila, come and have a look at this. | 0:20:55 | 0:21:00 | |
-What now? -Sheila, it's amazing! There's all this blue. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:06 | |
Blue everywhere. It's like the sea but upside-down. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
-Tony, that's just the sky. -The sky. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
Wow. Sky, wow. That is well nang. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:23 | |
LAUGHING | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
-Guys, guys, I can't keep doing it. -It's so funny! -It's hilarious. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:38 | |
All right, all right, once more, once more. You ready, yeah? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
Yeah, yeah. Yeah! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
OK, OK. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Picture the scene, yeah? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
This horse, right... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Walks into a bar, | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
goes up to the barman, who says, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
bold as brass, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
"Why the long face?" | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
"Why the long face!" | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Can you come inside and wash your hands now, please, Cristiano? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-Mum, can't Jamie stay for dinner? -No, it's time for Jamie to go home. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
-Oh, Mum, please! -I said no! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-Jamie's mum lets him stay out. -I'm not Jamie's mum, am I? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
Jamie, come here, please. I said, go home! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
Now, you - bath, now. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Axe me question, I tell you no lie. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Axe me no question, I play you music. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
SNORING | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
BREAKS WIND | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Huh? I think I got away with that one. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
-There's something tickling my feet! -There's nothing there, Wendy. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Ah, I can't take this. I'm off! See you! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
That was weird. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Oh, I'm feeling... | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Feeling a bit run down. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
I'll point you backup, mate! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
WHIRRING | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
Oh, yeah! Much better! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-Thanks, Harry. -No worries, mate. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Oh, I'm starving! Where are me crackers? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Have you seen our crackers anywhere, our Clive? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
I've be looking for them meself. Have you seen our crackers, our kid? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
No, I can't find them anywhere and I'm STARVING! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Have you seen our crackers, our Graham? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Erm, no. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
ALL: Oh, Graham! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
What? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
# Shake, shake, shake | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
# Shake, shake, shake... # | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Hey, Maureen, come and have a look at this! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Whoa, shake that booty! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
# Shake, shake, shake... # | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm all of a flutter! Ahh! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Who have we here? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Hello, gorgeous! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
-All right? -Check out his tail! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
# Shake your booty! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
# Shake your booty! # | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
# He's big and his brave And he's not feeble | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
-# Andy... # -The unflappable eagle! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
One thing I am not afraid of is boats. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
No-one ever said old Andy the eagle's afraid of boats, no sirree! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
If I need to get across... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
FOGHORN HONKS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Oh, sorry, Andy! I forgot you were afraid of boats. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
-No, I just didn't see you, that's all. -Oh! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-I loved it! Let's do it again. Can we do it again? -Yeah. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
-When we do it again? -Wait. -Let's do it! -Wait. -When do we do it? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
Wait, it's coming up. It's coming up NOW! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING -Whoa, love it! -YEAH! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
-YOU ROCK! -Oh, thanks! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
Night-time... | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Daytime! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Night-time... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Daytime! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
Night-time... | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Daytime! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
-Oh, not bored of that then? -Never! Night-time... | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-Daytime! -Ohh. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
So, what you do at night? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Night-time... | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Bedtime! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Night-time... | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Bedtime! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Do you know how annoying that is? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
But night-time... | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Bedtime. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
No way! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
They've electrified the grass again! Ow! Ow! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Why do they do this? Why can't you lot feel it? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
AHH! 1,000 volts shooting from me hooves! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Mum, is the grass really electrified? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Ow! Ow! Ow! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
No, he's just a bit bonkers, dear. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
I'm like a four-legged lightning rod! Ow! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Wait, I forgot about my leg. But the grass is electrified! Ow! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Why are you doing this to me? Wah! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
# Doo-doo-doo | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
# The caterpillar conga | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
# Choo-choo-choo | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# I'm on the desert floor | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
# Doo-doo-doo | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
# The caterpillar conga... # | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Oh, I love this! Can I join in? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
No, it's caterpillars only! No ants! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
# ..the caterpillar conga | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
# Choo-choo-choo | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
# It's the caterpillar conga for sure. # | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
-Hello! -Hello, are you still watching that telly-box? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
You're not doing your homework. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Oh, dear, you should be doing your homework by now. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
We don't have homework but if we did we'd be doing it. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Top of the class! Gold star's all-round! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
-We wouldn't be watching that telly-box. -OK, lecture over. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
-Cheerio! -Cheerio! -Fare thee well! -Bye. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
All right, Chief? Word to the wise. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
It's tough round here so you've got to gain respect. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
It's about how you present yourself. You've got to look TOUGH! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
When people see me on the street they know not to mess. I'm menacing. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
What you need is a proper tough walk. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
MAMBO MUSIC | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Be lucky! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
MAMBO MUSIC | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Be lucky! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
MAMBO MUSIC | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Be lucky! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 |