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'Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your captain today and it's...' | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
I can't think of the last big plane crash. Can you, Eileen? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
'My colleague on the flight deck...' | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
You hear about ones in Russia or China | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
but they don't really count, do they? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
See, I like a big plane crash before I fly. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Then you think, less chance of us being annihilated. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
-TANNOY: -'To Gate 55. This is the final call for...' | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
-Come on! -'..Peter Lewis, Amanda Lewis, Melissa Lewis...' | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
It has to be the furthest one away, doesn't it!? Ethan, hurry up, lad! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
'..and Ethan Lewis. Please proceed to Gate 55.' | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
What about the one that landed on that river in New York? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
What a fluke! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
I'm really sorry for the delay everybody, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
but we can't leave without our missing passengers. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh, that is just like them. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Holding up the whole plane, the holiday, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
ruining everyone's Christmas... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
I'm so excited. I've never been on a plane before! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
It's the first time for the both of us, then. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
No more. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Well, you've got to. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-I can't. -We'll miss the plane. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
We're going to Lapland for Christmas! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-I don't care. -I'll give you a fiver. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-Tenner? -Done. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
-Now! -What about me? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Cheeky little... The pair of you! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Do you think if we crashed on snow, it'd be soft enough to save us? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Or would the plane just break up and explode? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Do you know, Ray, I hadn't even thought about that. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Hiya. We're here now. Panic's over. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Sorry. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-What happened to you? -Just getting sweets for the journey. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Oh, and Melissa wanted a poo. -Mum! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
You know you've kept the whole plane waiting? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Don't start Paula. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Well, we're all here now. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-And those, as well. -Sorry, mate. Sorry about that. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
I hate flying. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
-I thought Liam'd hate it, but he seems fine. -Is he all right? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
ENGINE POWERS UP | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
We're all going to die! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
What's that? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Rescue Remedy. Is it meant to be making that rattling sound? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Look at the stewards. They fly all the time and they're always calm. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
Give us some of that. Jack, you hold your nana's hand. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
I hope you don't crush your little fingers. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
If I die, I'm going to kill you. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
ENGINE QUIETENS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Wasn't that brilliant? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh, wonderful(!) | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
MUSIC: "Sleigh Ride" sung in Finnish | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
Ham and tomato salad. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
No mayo, that's Pete. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Thanks, Mum, you're a star. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-Cheese and onion and tomato, they're Mandy's. -Cheers. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
You haven't made us all butties, too? They'll be giving us food. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
It's just a little something to tide us over. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
You're on holiday. Stop mothering from now on. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Chicken salad, brown bread, extra tomato. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Go on, then. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, and I've got some cheese strings for Liam. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Mother, you are a lifesaver. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-There you are, Ray. -Ah, lovely. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-Are you looking forward to meeting the reindeers and Santa? -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Santa came to our school, but it wasn't the real one, was it? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
You could see his beard was all cotton wool, and he smelt of bins. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
He's one of the ones that helps Santa out, though, isn't he? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
As back up in emergencies. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
-We're going to see the real one, aren't we? -Yeah. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-I can't wait to see the Northern Lights. -And do you think we'll see these Northern Lights? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
Deffo. A mate from work came last year, Gary Manilow... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-Barry Manilow? -No, Gary Manilow. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
He said it was like a '70s disco in the sky every night. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Can I have one of them lagers please, love? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-Here you are, sir. -Ta. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
You're early doors. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
It's Christmas. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
What are you looking forward to, Mum? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Not having to cook the Christmas dinner. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
There'll be none of that. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
You can sit back, put your feet up. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
There's just so many of us these days. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
It's a military operation cooking for ten. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Well, it's only nine this year... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Ray! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Just so as you know... I don't want to be here. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
You don't say. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
I mean, Christmas is all about sitting on the sofa | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
watching shite and eating crap. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
We've honed that over many years and our Christmas works. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
This is not Christmas. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
KIDS SHOUTING | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Why are you doing that? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Liam, why are you doing that?! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Eh, kids, be careful. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Very lively, aren't they? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
They're what's known as "kids". | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
There's lots of you. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Bit overwhelmed, are you? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Did you think we were all lottery winners? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
No, no, of course not! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
I shouldn't really be telling you this but... | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
we can only afford this cos we're a family of drug dealers. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-Very funny. -See that lovely looking old woman back there? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
And a serviette for the crumbs. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
She's top dog. Keeps the whole of Birkenhead off its face. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
No-one ever suspects. Perfect cover. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
So if you want to get off your bonce... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
just tip me the wink. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Isn't it beautiful? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh, it really is. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Here we are, then. In the wilderness. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, it's friggin' freezin'. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
I spend all year working in Iceland, hating the cold and I end up here. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
-Oh, look! There's Venus. -Oh, yeah, look at that. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
It's one of the only stars you can see during the day | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
because of its proximity to the Earth. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
It's not a star, it's a plane. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
So it is. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Where's all the snow, then? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
It'll be here somewhere. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Anyway, you don't need snow to have a good time, do we? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Hiya! What's your name? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Mandy. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
It's Magic Mandy! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Is it now?(!) | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Hiya...hiya, I'm Ray. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
It's...Reindeer Ray! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Oh! Um...Eileen. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
It's... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
It's Extra Special Christmas Eileen! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
-Right, OK. -Yeah. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Hiya! I'm... | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Jingle Jill! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Who's going to search for Santa with me? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
MUTED RESPONSE | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Rubbish schmubbish. Who's going to search for Santa with me?! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
-Me! -Me! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
-Me! -That's better. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
So this is the Pudding Bus and when we're on the Pudding Bus | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
we all need to sing the Pudding Bus song. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Oh, for crying out loud. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Here goes... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
TESTS MICROPHONE | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
# It's fat, it's round | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
# It's yummy in your tummy | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
# Pudding Bus! # | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
She's funny. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Come on everyone, sing with me. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
ALL: # It's fat, it's round, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
# It's yummy in your... # | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Hang on, hang on. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
There's someone over here who's not joining in. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
And why weren't you singing? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
I was just... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Being a big, old mis-bag Scrooge face. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
BOOING | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Where's your Crimbo spirit, eh? What's your name again? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Pete. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
It's Pantomime Pete! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
You'll have to sing the Pudding Bus song all on your own. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-I'm not really in the mood... -You've got to! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Why come to Lapland if you don't want to have fun, fun, fun, eh?! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Um... Cos... Well, last year, me... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Listen, if he doesn't feel like joining in... | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Don't get involved or you'll be next! After me... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
# It's fat, it's round... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
-(HALF-HEARTED) -# It's yummy in your tummy... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
# Pudding Bus! # | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
You've got to sing or next time you'll be doing it | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
in the Jingle Jill stocks. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Where all the naughty boys go. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of her. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
She could work for the Gestapo. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Well, she is right. He wasn't singing. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
# Jingle Jill, Jingle Jill, Jingle all the way... # | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
ALL: # Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh! # | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
# ..Oh, what fun it is to ride the Pudding Bus today, hey! # | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
Welcome, hello. Hello there. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Welcome to Hotel Santa. Go straight down. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
-Do we need all this stuff? -You want them to have a Christmas, don't you? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
We didn't have to bring every single present! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
They're not waking up, thinking Santa hasn't been. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
-We know Santa doesn't exist. -We're not stupid! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Melissa! Ethan! Don't be saying things like that. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
-Don't worry, they didn't hear. -These two still believe in all the magic. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
-I don't want anyone spoiling that. -Come on, kids, lets find our rooms. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
Ethan, come on. Leave him alone. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
'Ho, Ho, Ho.' | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-Hiya. -Hiya. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
How's your room? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
It's lovely. It's all loveliness. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:03 | |
-Are you doing that "ness" thing at the end of words again? -I might be. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Look, I brought our Christmas with us. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Isn't that in the attic? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
Not any more. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Ah it's just not Christmas without our Family Faces Christmas Tree. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
Look at me. Look at my hair. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
How old is this? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
-I thought you'd want it in your room. -Well... | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Look, there's you. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
Oh, do you know, it gets me right in the spirit. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Good old Asda. And there's me dad. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I'm going to put you two together. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Isn't it brilliant? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
It's great. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Have they killed Rudolph? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
It's just pretend. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
They've chopped his head off! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
There's another dead Rudolph's fur? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Have they peeled off his skin? | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
For crying out loud. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Was that sleigh bells? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-I think I hear Father Christmas! -Quick! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Now I'm boiling. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Excuse me, love, thank you. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
We look like we're going into outer space. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I'll tie that properly for you. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
Mother, I'm 37 years of age. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I know. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Ethan, come here! Why did we bring these annoying kids with us? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
I said come here. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Oh... Wrong one. Sorry, kids. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
This is just all we need, isn't it? Ethan?! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Melissa?! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Where the frig are they? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
I can't see them anywhere. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
They must be near about though. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
ALL: # All of the other reindeer | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
# Used to laugh and call him names | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
# Like Pinocchio | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
# They wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games... # | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
Right, that's enough. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Oh, I was enjoying that. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Now, I think Santa might be very near, children! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:20 | |
-Ooh! -I think we're going to find him any minute now! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
I can't take much more of her. I knew I shouldn't have come. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
I could be on the sofa now, in me jammies, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
watching Kung-Fu Panda Two. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Thanks. Hey you must love it here? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Yes...it's everything you could wish for. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
I did, er... I did apply to go to Val d'Isere | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
on an 18 to 30, but... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
..I'd much rather be here(!) | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
With all the crazy kids. I love kids, me. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Oi! You! Get down from there now, you little sh... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Cherub. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
I thought it was ski mobiles, like the brochure. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
They only work on snow. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-And where is the snow? -Don't ask me. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
We might as well be in Aberystwyth. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-It's only half an hour down the road. -Are you sure about this? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
It's just like riding a bike. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
Yeah, I haven't done that since I was in pigtails. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Oh, give it a try. You'll love it. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
-It doesn't go fast, does it? -Yeah. -Hang on, wait there. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to. -She's fine. Aren't you? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
Right so what do we do? Just squeeze this? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Jill! She does know how to... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Mother! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
CRASH | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Nanny's dead! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Ohh. -We're coming, Eileen. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Agh! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
You're lucky, Eileen. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Often, in motorbike accidents, people are decapitated. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Sliced clean off. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
It's lovely this. The kids just love it. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Unusual. It could be beef. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Or pork? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
Hey, Puddingers! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Now, just to remind you there's a trip tomorrow night | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
you can still sign up for. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
It's the... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
Unforgettable Arctic Crossing Ceremony. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
'Spend a night in a traditional Lappish tepee. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
'Gather round the crackling campfire | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
'and listen to fascinating tales from your local Sami guide | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
'as he enlightens you to the mysticism | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
'that shrouds this time-honoured custom.' | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Umm, anyone interested, just give us a shout. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
OK. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
She's really sold that to me. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Sounds different. What d'you reckon? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Yeah, yeah, could do, if you fancy it. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Well, no cos, tomorrow's Christmas Eve, | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
so we'll all be doing all our family stuff, our traditions. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
Oh, right, yeah. Well, maybe it's not right for the kids. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
And you don't come all the way here to meet local people. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
We've got local people back home. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Hiya. Are you joining us at the Ice Hotel? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Yeah. Mr and Mrs Robertson. Is that right? Great. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Hiya. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Oh, are you not joining us at the lovely ice hotel tonight? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Oh, I didn't put us down for that. I thought it might be too cold! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
-Is it also made of ice? -Yes, the walls, beds, everything. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
There's even a honeymoon suite there. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Aww! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
There'll be no rumpy pumpy for them tonight! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
It would freeze and snap off! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Oh, me head's banging. Have you got anything? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Me mum will. She's like a walking chemist. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Did I really just see that? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Right everyone, few reminders. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Don't leave anything in your ice rooms or it'll freeze solid. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
It's minus 40 in there! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
You will need to layer up with thermals, gloves and hats. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
And no contact lenses! They will freeze your eyeballs | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
and you will be blind for life. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
OK. Off we go! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Those poor people. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I've got a little elf here who wants to sleep with his nan. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
Oh, go on, I'm still not used to sleeping on me own. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-Night, Mum. -Night love. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Do you think we'll see Father Christmas tomorrow? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-Well, I hope so. -Me too. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
I'm having a good time, but I don't understand how we keep missing him. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
Don't you worry about it. Night, night. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Night, night, Nanny. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Got room for another little elf? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
There was a monster with big claws under the bed in there. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
Come on, then. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
-Let's all go to sleep now. Night night. -Night. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:09 | |
Night, night! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Are we the only two up? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Yeah, looks that way. Do you want some tea? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-Oh, yes, please, thank you very much. -Oh, 'ello. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
-HE SNEEZES -That's disgusting. -What did you expect? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-It's a building made out of ice! -It was your idea! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-I wanted to go to Hawaii! -You wanted to see the Northern Lights! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
So much for the happy couple. I'm glad we gave that a wide berth. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
I'm staying there tomorrow night. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Oh, you're not, are you?! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Do you fancy some pickled fish? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
I'd rather have a boiled egg. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
What brings you to Lapland? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Oh, we just fancied a change. Something different really. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
Liam! Come on... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
My son convinced me to come... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
..it's only a dining room. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
..I lost my wife six years ago now. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. There's your tea. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Oh, thank you very much. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Morning, Dad. -Oh, hello. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Hi, Grandad! -Hello. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
It's Maurice, by the way. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-Hiya, I'm Eileen. -Well, I'll see you later. -Yeah. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
-Perkele! -Is everything all right? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
What's the story with breakfast? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Herring. There is a lot of herring. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Yes, but I'd like a sausage. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
I am cooking them now! I should not be doing this. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
It is Christmas and I'm cooking for people from Milton Keynes | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-and I don't even know where that is. -It's just outside London. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-It's famous for its roundabouts... -Also...I don't care! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
I've never seen the kids eat so much! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
We've got to find out what they use. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-Got any more of those sausages, mate? -Not now! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
Sausages, sausages, sausages! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Not want this. Sausages, sausages! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
Hmm. Gorgeous. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-Me dad would have liked it here. -Hm-mm. -He loved Christmas. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
-Yeah. -Putting up all the deccies and that. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
And if it snowed, all me mates in our street | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
used to knock for him instead of me! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Always throwing snowballs and... we'd build the biggest snowman! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:19 | |
He was messing about and that, wasn't he? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
I wish he was here. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-What are you two doing sitting around yakking? -I'm coming now. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
No time for that, come on! Chop chop! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Anyone would think we were on holiday(!) | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Follow me Puddings! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
We're meeting some furry friends to take us to Santa this morning. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
-Do they actually meet him today? -Maybe, maybe, maybe. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
What's this about us having our Christmas dinner today, on Christmas Eve? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
-That's what they do round here. -I'm not from round here. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-It's messing with me Christmas and I'm not happy. -Oh, really? Why didn't you say?(!) | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
DOGS BARK | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Look, it's all...doggy-ness. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
I thought she'd stopped doing that ness thing. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
She's resurrected it for the festive season. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Oh, my God what's that smell? Oh, there's dog crap everywhere. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:18 | |
Watch where you're walking, everybody. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
This is gross. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Ethan! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
-Eww, you landed in dog poo! -Urgh! Get it off me, get it off me. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:29 | |
I've got hand wipes here. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
You would normally do this in snow. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-On your sleighs, everyone! -Come on, quick! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
We want to go in one on our own. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Fine by me. You're doing me head in. I'd rather not have you in me face. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
It'll be romantic, just the two of us. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Don't make my skin crawl. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
Come on, Mum. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
Nah, I'll give this a miss. I'll stay here and look at the view. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-We all ready? -Let's seek out Santa my Christmas Pudding lovelies! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:08 | |
DOGS YAP | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Bye! Bye! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
KIDS SHOUT EXCITEDLY | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
Hey, there! Slow down, slow down, we don't want you falling over! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
-Oh, all right, Eileen? -Hey, Maurice. -How were the huskies? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Oh...if I were you, I'd take these hand wipes with you. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Oh, right. Thank you very much. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
-What's his story? -Aren't I allowed to talk to other people? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
I saw him with you this morning and now... | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
He's just being friendly. He's a lovely bloke. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Looks weird to me. If he starts hassling you, let me know. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
If he tries to talk to me again, I'll blow a whistle, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
sound the alarm. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Does anyone want another quick ride on the huskies? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
They said we can go round again. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Hell, yeah! It's better than Oblivion at Alton Towers. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
-And that takes some beating. -Kids? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Will you keep an eye on the kids for us? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
And our two? They're no bother. You won't know they're there. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
I don't think me mum's up for it. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
She doesn't mind. She loves spending time with them! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
-You know I do. It's just... -Won't be long. Come on! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Go on. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I'm going to sit in that chair. You all play nicely with each other. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
Let's all pile on Jack! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
I said nicely. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Stop it, Ethan! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Pete... Melis... Ethan, get down from there. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-Me ma let's us do this. -Well, your ma's not here, and I said get down! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
-I can see Santa going past the hotel. -Can you?! Where?! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Will you two behave yourselves! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Oh, my God. Let's see if there's something else on, shall we? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
SEXY MOANING | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Mum? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
SEXY MOANING GETS LOUDER | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Mum? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
There. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
-Oh, Nan! -What are you watching that for? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
We weren't watching it on purpose. They've had me run ragged. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
-Ethan was climbing over everything. -It wouldn't be the Golden Child and his sidekick now, would it? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
It never is, is it? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
It's a bit much leaving me with all four of them. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
We'll leave you to have some time on your own, then. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
That's not what I meant. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
-We should have thought. -It's not my kids causing the trouble, Pete. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
It always comes back to my two, doesn't it? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
-Paula didn't mean it like that. -Yes, I did. -I didn't. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Look, why don't we leave you in peace? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
You two, now! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
And we'll see you at dinner in a while. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
-Bye, Nanny. -Bye-bye! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Bye, darling. Bye, sweetie. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
Haista Vittu! | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
I don't know where me mum is. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
I knocked but there was no answer. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Oh, she'll have gone for a stroll. She'll be back. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
Look! I've got our table decorations. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
I'm still in denial about having our Christmas dinner now. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
Did you know it's traditional to celebrate on Christmas Eve | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
in Scandinavian countries because... | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Well, it's not my tradition, before you give me a whole potted history. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
-What are we doing tomorrow then? -Maybe we're meeting Santa then. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
I wouldn't bet on it. I'd forget about seeing him, kid. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
-But tomorrow's our last full day. -Come on, you. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
Turn those carrots down or they'll be cooked to buggery. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
-Mother! What the hell are you doing? -Just helping out. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
To cook Christmas dinner?! | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
It looks like it. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:34 | |
The one thing you said you were looking forward to, was not cooking | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
a big meal for nine and now you're cooking it for a whole bloody hotel. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
Come on, you! Come on. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
No, no, no! You can't leave me. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
It's all right. Yeah. Poor Teppo, he's been having a nightmare. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
I don't care how Teppo's feeling. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
-You were the one who said you needed a break. -Now's not the time, Paula. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:56 | |
Oh! Teppo, your roasts are looking really good now. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
Why are you doing this? | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
I don't know. I went for a walk and there he was. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
She saved my life. Look at these beautiful roast potatoes. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:10 | |
They do look nice. Me mum does the best roasties. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
Right, Mum, I am not going to let you do this! | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
You can't take her away from me. Please, I beg you. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:21 | |
Five minutes more. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:22 | |
You're in the way, Paula. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
-Mother... -Eileen, how do you feel about the broccoli? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
I think you should leave it a little bit longer, love. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Guess who's cooking Christmas dinner? | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
-Delia Smith? -Me mother. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
You what? | 0:30:39 | 0:30:40 | |
At least it'll be proper. Save us eating some weird foreign muck. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
Will you have a word with her? She won't listen to me. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
If that's what she wants to do, you can't stop her, can you? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
You can't let my mum cook dinner for the whole hotel! | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
She's most at home when she's in the kitchen. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
You're just going to drink, are you? | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
She's a grown woman, she can do what she wants. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
-I give up. -Not there! That's where Grandad Ted would sit. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:09 | |
This is for table seven. Peter won't eat broccoli. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
Ethan and Melissa eat meat, carrots, gravy, nothing else. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:18 | |
What am I doing? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
Is this seat taken? Don't mind if I join you... | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
The tight gits weren't going to give us a Christmas dinner. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
Said I had to phone for a scabby pizza. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
I wouldn't get treated like this in Val d'Isere. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
There'd be champagne, fancy finger food on tiny bits of bread. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
Dead fit blokes with snowboards who can't get enough of me. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
-Don't wait for me. -You are joining us? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
-Sure you don't want help with the pots and pans? -Hush, Paula. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
You haven't brought these with you, as well, have you? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
Can we start now? | 0:31:58 | 0:31:59 | |
Um...we should say grace. Peter? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
-Oh! I didn't realise you were all God Squad. -We're not really. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
It's just me dad used to say it at Christmas. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
It's just a little tradition. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
You don't have to. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:13 | |
I think I'd like to. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
-What is it? -'For what we...' | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
'For what we are about to receive, | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
'may the Lord make us truly thankful.' | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
-Amen. -Amen. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
-Yeah. -You can start now. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
Finally! | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
-You're not going to wait until we've had our Christmas dinner? -I can't miss them! | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
Can you imagine if I go back | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
and Gary Manilow's seen the Northern Lights and not me! | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
Barry Manilow?! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:48 | |
It's really special that, isn't it? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
Oh, yeah, you go and look at the solar system. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
We don't need him to have a brilliant time, do we? | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
This is great... | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
It's brilliant...just us. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
It's really special and festive and brilliant! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Hm-mm. This roast turkey tastes nice. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:19 | |
I wish it was roast turkey. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
I was looking forward to not eating rotten reindeer for once. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
It's reindeer? | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
Oh, here we go. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:34 | |
Didn't you know? | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
-Is this Rudolph? -Or Donner or Blitzen. -Mandy! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
-Or Dancer or Prancer. -I'm not eating reindeer. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
Me too. I'm not eating dead reindeer. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
You've been eating reindeer the whole time. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
You had it yesterday for dinner, today for breakfast... | 0:33:47 | 0:33:52 | |
I've been eating Rudolph! | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
Well, you do get sick of it but...it's reindeer. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
Look, you two. You liked it when you didn't know what it was. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
-Eat your veggies. -It's all touched the veggies. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:08 | |
Is there anything else? They need to eat. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
There's tins of beans. I could do them beans on toast. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
-Would you? -Are they reindeer beans? | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
-No. -Mum, don't you go anywhere. Are you serious? | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
She's only just sat down. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
Keep your hair on. She said she wasn't hungry and she offered. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
I'd make it myself but I don't know where anything is. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
This reindeer is soo tasty! | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
Ethan! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:37 | |
-Hmm! -Will you ask your kids to stop winding mine up? | 0:34:37 | 0:34:41 | |
They're only having a laugh. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
Some people would call it bullying. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
Someone with no sense of humour. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
I have got a sense of humour. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
I laugh at lots of things. I laugh many times a day. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
-Am I leaving these beans or what? -Yeah. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Just forget the bloody beans! Oi, Patrick Moore. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
Do you want to come and give us a hand? It's like Pearl Harbour over here. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
I need some fresh air. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
-Do you want me to go with you? -No, finish your dinner. I'll be fine. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
It wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of a barney. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
Mum? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Give us a hand with this, will you? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
What are you doing? Where are you going? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
I'm going on the Arctic Circle thingy. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
Who with? | 0:35:43 | 0:35:44 | |
-No-one. On my own. -What for? | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
-I fancy it. -You can't just go off. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
Why not? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
You'll be fine. I'll see you tomorrow. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
But it's Christmas Eve. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
Ta ra. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:58 | |
We are now crossing into the Arctic Circle. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
So we're now in the Arctic Circle. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:28 | |
Yes, apparently. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Do you know it does feel a bit chillier? | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
I can't believe we're going on another bloody trip now. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
After our Christmas dinner. This makes no sense to me. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
It is a bit unusual but that's the itinerary. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Everything's arse about tit. I should be on the sofa now farting, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
watching someone getting raped in EastEnders. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
That's Christmas. Not this. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
What are you two up to? | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Why do we always get the blame for everything? | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
Because youse are the ones who are always arsing about. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Labelling's really destructive, you know. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
That everyone? Let's go find Santa. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:10 | |
I don't trust a word she says now. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
Come on. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
# Where the only water flowing | 0:37:24 | 0:37:29 | |
# Is the bitter sting of tears. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
# And the Christmas bells that ring there | 0:37:33 | 0:37:37 | |
# Are the clanging chimes of doom | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
# Well, tonight, thank God it's them instead of you... # | 0:37:41 | 0:37:48 | |
This is festive. Singing about children dying in Africa. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:59 | |
# The only gift they'll get this year is... | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
# Life... # | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Can I have some sweets, Mum? Give us some to shut us up. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:10 | |
Here. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Do their Royal Highnesses want any? | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
Nah. Don't want them getting all hyper. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
You don't want them to have too much fun, do you? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
I couldn't get a couple of bags off you, could I? | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
Look! She's dealing now. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
Don't be ridiculous. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
What sort of a holiday is this? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
We're going to turn the lights off and I want you all to close your eyes. Festive Frank... | 0:38:35 | 0:38:40 | |
What are they going to do us now? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
Ten, nine... | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Eight... | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Are we really going to see him now? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
Seven... | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
The tensions' killing us. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:55 | |
Six... | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
Five... | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Four... We're nearly there. Three... | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
-Are we nearly there? -No. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
Three... | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
Give me strength. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Two and a half... | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
It's all magicness. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
One and three quarters... | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
They should have had her in Guantanamo. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
-We'd have found Bin Laden years ago. -Mandy! | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
One... Now open your eyes. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
ALL: Wow! Whoa! | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
Welcome to Santa's Christmas Village. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
Look at that down there! | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
Elves. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:53 | |
Jingle! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
Is this really where Santa lives? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
-You betcha! -Yes! | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
Look at all the busy elves... | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
-This is so cool. -..making the last minute presents. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
BELLS JINGLE | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Would any of the boys and girls like to help the elves make their own toys? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:25 | |
Me! | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
-What did -you -ask Santa for? | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
A Lego City Space Centre. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
I think this is it here. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
Really? This is mine? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:42 | |
I think so. Why don't you help the elves make it? | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
And you guys, come on! | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
Do you want to help the elves? | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
Do you think we're babies? | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
She threw her lamp to him and said, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
"I shall always be with you in the light." | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
-She's a gonner. -He cried 100 tears but he knew, with the lamp, | 0:41:05 | 0:41:12 | |
he still had his sweetheart with him. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
Suddenly, there was a big, big storm. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
The wind puffed out the lamp. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
He screamed at the night sky. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
But then, he saw a bright star. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
And another, and another. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
And he knew it was Ilona looking down on him. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:43 | |
Always. Wherever there was light, she was there. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:48 | |
Her spirit would never leave him. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
QUIET APPLAUSE | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Here's Santa's Post Office. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
This is where the letters you send come to. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
Now, I'm sure you've all already sent your letters | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
but, if there's anything you want to add, | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
now's your chance. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
Yes! Let's go. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
-Hey! -I'm doing this for us. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
I don't want our family to miss this experience. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Cloud breaker? | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Cloud breaker. It sounds so magical. Thanks. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
Cheers! | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
Cheers! | 0:42:39 | 0:42:40 | |
It isn't very strong. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
What is it, Cillit Bang? | 0:42:49 | 0:42:50 | |
That would clear out your tubes. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
I feel dead relaxed. I was getting so tense. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
I just upped and left them. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
I've never done anything like that before. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
And I bet you're glad you did. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
-Is it awful to say yes? -No. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:06 | |
I love it here. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
This is where the elves all sleep. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
It's empty because they're all hard at work. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
-There's someone in there. -Shhhh! | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
Oh yes, there does seem to be someone in this bed. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
Who do you think it is? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
Goldilocks? | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
Mand, just cos you're not enjoying it. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Let's just... | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
Oh, look, she's woken up anyway. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
-She wouldn't if you'd shut up. -Hello, little elf. What are you doing in bed? | 0:44:01 | 0:44:05 | |
I've been working very hard day and night | 0:44:05 | 0:44:07 | |
making toys for all the good children in the world. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
I came here for a rest and I fell straight asleep. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
That's not very good. Someone'll be getting their P45. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
Will you just pack it in for once? | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
-You what? -I've had enough of your snidey comments the whole time. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
You're ruining this for everyone else. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
All you've done is snipe at Pete and moan and slag everything off. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:30 | |
If you didn't want to come, you should have stayed at home on your own. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
Sorry about that, little elf person. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
Can she carry on? | 0:44:50 | 0:44:51 | |
Um, I've been working very hard | 0:44:51 | 0:44:56 | |
day and night making toys for all the good children in the world. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:01 | |
I came here for a rest and... | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
Will I EVER meet Santa? | 0:45:17 | 0:45:22 | |
Will I ever see the Northern Lights? | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
Ah! Are you looking forward to Santa Claus coming tonight? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
Will he come into my room in the middle of the night? | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
If you're lucky. But you'll definitely see him tomorrow. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:47 | |
We're all off to his grotto in the morning. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
Definitely, definitely? | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Deffo. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:53 | |
Is an old man going to come into my room in the middle of the night? | 0:45:53 | 0:45:57 | |
Is he going to try and hug me? Get into bed with me? | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
Ah! | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
You're not. It's Christmas Eve for Christ's sake. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:08 | |
I can hardly see, I am so tired. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
But we always wrap the presents on Christmas Eve. It's the ritual. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:17 | |
Glass of Bailey's, carols from Kings, I do the paper you do the Sellotape. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:21 | |
As soon as I've seen them, I'll be there. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
I can't go back having not seen them. What will I say to Gary Manilow? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:29 | |
I'm not leaving Lapland till I've seen these buggers. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:33 | |
You look so content. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:42 | |
Yeah, I am, I think, for a moment. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:46 | |
When I first got here, I thought, "What am I doing?" | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
-This isn't your everyday holiday. -No. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
Actually it's more than that. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
I lost my husband, Ted, this year. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:07 | |
I still find it really difficult to say those words. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:13 | |
I know, I do understand. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
I realised, when I got here, | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
that I hadn't been on holiday for 40 years without Ted. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:22 | |
I've missed him more here than I do at home. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
I miss him so much. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
I don't really know what to do with myself. I don't know who I am. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:34 | |
Do you know? I haven't talked about this to anyone before. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
I haven't been able to, haven't wanted to. So, thanks, Maurice. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:49 | |
No, thank you. This has been the highlight of my whole trip. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:54 | |
Yeah, I wish I'd brought a camera. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
I'm glad I got to share it with you. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:01 | |
-Oh, give over. -I mean it. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
I've had a lovely time with you too, Maurice. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
It's funny, isn't it? Odd. We've both lost our other halves | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
and yet we get to be here together. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:15 | |
It's not what you'd expect when you come to see Father Christmas. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:20 | |
Together in this old mystical place. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
You're getting carried away now. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
Maybe it's fate. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:28 | |
I think you've had too much of that blueberry whatsit. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
What? What? Have I got something on my face? | 0:48:32 | 0:48:36 | |
Don't say another word. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
What are you doing? | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Look, I know how you feel. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
You're frightened to move on. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:47 | |
Come on. Don't be shy. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
No, Maurice. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
I thought that's what you wanted. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
Whatever gave you that idea? | 0:48:56 | 0:48:57 | |
Why have you come here? | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
Told me everything? | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
I was just having a good time. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
I don't want that! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
It's the furthest thing from my mind. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
I should be in Val d'Isere. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
Me too. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
They have all the sexy, glamorous, beautiful people. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:36 | |
All partying and getting off our tits. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:40 | |
There'd be a fella for me there. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
There's a ski instructor. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:47 | |
With tanned arms and strong thighs and an arse you'd want to bite. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:52 | |
And he's called Rolf. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
Or Sven. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
Or Kevin. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
I'm not fussed about Kevin. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:04 | |
And he'd take hold of me. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
We'd grapple at first. But then... | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
But I'm stuck here with a load of smelly, pushy kids. I hate kids. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:18 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
Don't worry about it. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
I hate kids sometimes. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:28 | |
Especially my own. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
MUSIC ON RADIO: "O Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel" | 0:50:36 | 0:50:40 | |
Have you seen your dad? | 0:51:06 | 0:51:07 | |
Um...he was getting pissed in the bar earlier. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
-Said he was going to throw drink at the problem. -Yeah. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
She's going in there! | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
-You two! -Quick, run! | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
Have you ever seen them, the Northern Lights? | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
You mean revontulet? | 0:51:37 | 0:51:38 | |
-Oh, is that what you call it? -Revontulet, fox fires. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
The foxes here are made of fire | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
and they whisk up sparks into the sky with their tails. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
-Right. -You shouldn't look out for them. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
If you do, they'll never appear. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
They will come in their own time. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:53 | |
I wish someone would tell my son-in-law that. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
I'll stay here till I see them. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Bloody Gary Manilow. He always thinks he's better than me. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
Just cos he got an iPhone 3GS before us. Well, not this time. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:12 | |
Even back at school he was the first person to have a Rubik's Cube. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
He used to charge us 5p to have a go on it. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Well, I'm going to show him. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
I've got the latest digital camera with GPS, 16 megapixels | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
and image stabiliser. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
I am going to see more and betterer lights than he ever, ever saw. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:29 | |
Yeah, I shall show him. I'll have the last laugh. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
(LAUGHING) Yeah! I will, won't I?! | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
I will, won't I? Won't I?! | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Well, tell me I will... | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
You know what? I don't know and I really don't care! | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
Have you seen my useless husband? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
-I think I saw him going there. -Where? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
-The health club. -Well, that clearly wasn't him. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
MUMBLED VOICES | 0:52:59 | 0:53:04 | |
< Do you want it a bit harder? | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Ahh. That's great. > | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
Oh, Jill! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
Mand! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
Jingle Jill! | 0:53:14 | 0:53:15 | |
-Hiya! -Mand, I can explain. Jill was just helping... | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
-Argh! -That's just for starters. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
-Don't worry, once I've had him, I'll sort you out! -Mand, calm down! | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
-Argh! -Were you having a jingle jump? | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
-No! -It's not what it looks like! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
-A jingle jerk? -No! | 0:53:29 | 0:53:30 | |
-Argh! Mand! -God, not my face! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
Jill, wait! | 0:53:33 | 0:53:34 | |
Jill! | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
Hurry up! | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
Wait for me! | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
TRADITIONAL SCANDANAVIAN SONG | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
Happy Christmas, Mr Reindeer. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
Wake up, wake up, wake up! | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
Santa's been. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:01 | |
Has he? Oh, well, that's good(!) | 0:56:01 | 0:56:05 | |
Yeah, that's great. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
He brought me the Lego City Space Centre I asked for! | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
And I got me Moshi Monster! | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Oh, well... | 0:56:11 | 0:56:13 | |
I'm made up for you. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
So am I. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:16 | |
Come and see what else we've got! | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
Ohhh. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:24 | |
Go and get your dad. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
Morning. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
Listen, love, Jingle Jill was just... | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
If I hear that whore's name again... | 0:56:59 | 0:57:03 | |
-Didn't you do well? -Got just what you wanted. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:14 | |
Yeah(!) | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:18 | |
Don't you want to play with the toys that Santa spent ages wrapping | 0:57:20 | 0:57:24 | |
and carrying over here for you? | 0:57:24 | 0:57:26 | |
-We know you did it. -I think you'll find it was Santa. | 0:57:26 | 0:57:29 | |
Are we going to go and see him, then? Santa? | 0:57:32 | 0:57:36 | |
I'm not arsed. Are you kids? | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
Naah. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 | |
Do you want to go so you can see Jill's Jingles again? | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
No. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:47 | |
That's why we're here, isn't it? Santa. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
I really don't know why we're here. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:57 | |
Faster, faster, faster! | 0:58:09 | 0:58:11 | |
Liam, put your snow suit on. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:16 | |
I don't want to see Santa. He's creepy! | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
No, he's not, he's magical! He gave you that Moshi Monster! | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
Now, please get ready! | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
-Ray, will you get up? -I'm knackered! | 0:58:23 | 0:58:26 | |
Well, you spent all night looking for a disco in the sky! | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
Up! | 0:58:29 | 0:58:30 | |
Mum, hurry up, we'll miss the coach | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
and we won't see Santa in his grotto. | 0:58:32 | 0:58:34 | |
We'll make it because I'm never late for anything. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 | |
Never ever, never never. | 0:58:37 | 0:58:38 | |
But it's leaving soon and it's our last chance. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
Well, run downstairs and ask them to wait five minutes. Quick! | 0:58:40 | 0:58:44 | |
No! No, wait! | 0:58:58 | 0:59:01 | |
Please wait. | 0:59:01 | 0:59:03 | |
Go on! You can do it. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:24 | |
SHE COUGHS | 0:59:26 | 0:59:27 | |
You know you were saying you had some, you know... | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
I don't suppose you've got anything left, have you? | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
I've never done anything like this before. I'm so embarrassed. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:37 | |
Don't worry. You're in luck. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:40 | |
Really? We're frazzled and we're on holiday, so we thought... | 0:59:40 | 0:59:45 | |
One for you. One for your bloke. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:48 | |
How much? | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
My treat. Merry Christmas. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:54 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:56 | |
What are they? | 0:59:56 | 0:59:58 | |
Let's just say you'll feel amazing. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:01 | |
They'll take all the edges away. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
And I tell you, they're very subtle, but the sex on these is great. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:09 | |
Really? | 1:00:09 | 1:00:11 | |
Really?! | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
I could do with one meself. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:21 | |
Jack? | 1:00:37 | 1:00:39 | |
Jack, what's the matter? What's happened? | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
I've missed the Pudding Bus to go and see Santa. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:45 | |
It was my last chance. I'm not going to see him now. | 1:00:45 | 1:00:49 | |
Right. Come with me, come on. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
But I thought you didn't like husky rides? | 1:01:00 | 1:01:03 | |
I didn't, but I love them now! | 1:01:03 | 1:01:04 | |
Faster, faster! | 1:01:06 | 1:01:08 | |
The only bloody reason we're here is to see bloody Father Christmas! | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
He's not there. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
Neither is the bus. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:17 | |
Ha! What?! | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
He must have got on it. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:21 | |
Well, he wouldn't go without us. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
Would he? | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
Don't panic. He'll be on it. | 1:01:27 | 1:01:29 | |
I'll get them to call the coach. | 1:01:29 | 1:01:31 | |
Wow. Santa's here? | 1:01:41 | 1:01:44 | |
Oh, yes. | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
Maybe he is really real then, | 1:01:46 | 1:01:49 | |
cos I heard Ethan and Melissa say... | 1:01:49 | 1:01:51 | |
This is the real Santa. Only special people get brought here. | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
There's no Jack Cooper with us... | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
We've got none of that family today. Thank God.... | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
Oh! | 1:02:00 | 1:02:02 | |
-You finished? -Just a minute! | 1:02:05 | 1:02:09 | |
OK. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:10 | |
She said he's not on the bus. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:12 | |
-Oh, no! -Now let's not get carried away with this. | 1:02:12 | 1:02:15 | |
-Is there anyone else he could be with? -What about..? | 1:02:15 | 1:02:18 | |
Is Jack with you? | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
No, no. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:21 | |
-Where is he? -He's disappeared. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:23 | |
Oh, he'll turn up. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:24 | |
Anyone else he could be with? | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
Me mother. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:28 | |
No! She's off on that bloody Arctic Roll thing, isn't she? | 1:02:28 | 1:02:32 | |
You don't think he's been abducted do you? | 1:02:32 | 1:02:36 | |
PAULA SOBS | 1:02:36 | 1:02:38 | |
Nice one, Mand(!) | 1:02:38 | 1:02:40 | |
What will you ask Santa when you meet him? | 1:02:43 | 1:02:45 | |
I'm going to ask him loads of questions. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
Find out how he gets the presents to everyone in the world. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:52 | |
Hello. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:27 | |
Hello Santa. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:31 | |
How are you? | 1:03:31 | 1:03:32 | |
I'm... | 1:03:34 | 1:03:36 | |
OK. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
So, what have you been doing while you've been here in Lapland? | 1:03:38 | 1:03:43 | |
Well, we've been on husky rides, ski mobiles, and the Pudding Bus. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:52 | |
And did I bring all the presents you asked for? | 1:03:52 | 1:03:55 | |
Oh, yeah. Thank you. | 1:03:55 | 1:03:56 | |
My pleasure. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
Weren't you going to ask Santa some questions? | 1:03:58 | 1:04:01 | |
Yeah... I can't remember them now. | 1:04:02 | 1:04:06 | |
Well, another time. | 1:04:06 | 1:04:07 | |
Of course. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:09 | |
Here's a small present for you. | 1:04:10 | 1:04:12 | |
Thank you. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:15 | |
-And for you too. -I didn't expect a present. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:21 | |
Thank you, Santa, thank you. | 1:04:21 | 1:04:23 | |
Enjoy the rest of your stay. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:26 | |
I can't wait to tell everyone that I met the real Santa! | 1:04:35 | 1:04:39 | |
I know! Your mum's going to be made up! | 1:04:39 | 1:04:42 | |
-Where the hell have you been?! -With Nan to see Santa. | 1:04:44 | 1:04:49 | |
He gave me a wooden reindeer and Nan got the Northern Lights. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:52 | |
-You what? -He missed the coach, so I took him meself. | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
Show's over kids. Come on, | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
let's go to our room and watch some violent Finnish cartoons. | 1:04:57 | 1:05:00 | |
Oh, sick! | 1:05:00 | 1:05:01 | |
I want to, too! | 1:05:01 | 1:05:03 | |
You didn't think of telling us, letting us know? | 1:05:05 | 1:05:10 | |
We only went to see Santa. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:12 | |
We've been out of our minds. We thought he'd been abducted. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:15 | |
In Lapland?! Who by? The Abominable Snowman?! | 1:05:15 | 1:05:19 | |
I just felt like being a bit impulsive. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:22 | |
We've come away as a family and you just flit off. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:25 | |
-Eh, now that's enough. -Don't have a go at me. What have I done? | 1:05:25 | 1:05:30 | |
It's your fault we're here in the first place. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:35 | |
Why are we here? | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
You know why. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:38 | |
This is the last place we should be. None of this is right. | 1:05:38 | 1:05:41 | |
Us being on holiday, pretending to be dead jolly! | 1:05:41 | 1:05:44 | |
-It's what me dad would have wanted. -Is it?! | 1:05:44 | 1:05:46 | |
What, singing the Pudding Bus song and eating reindeer morning, noon and night?! | 1:05:46 | 1:05:52 | |
We're only here because your son wanted to see Father Christmas. | 1:05:52 | 1:05:55 | |
-We all wanted to get away. -Did we?! | 1:05:55 | 1:05:58 | |
I wish I'd never come. | 1:06:00 | 1:06:03 | |
Is that what all think? | 1:06:03 | 1:06:04 | |
It's a bit unusual, isn't it? But, in the end, I've enjoyed it. | 1:06:07 | 1:06:10 | |
I just wanted us all to be together. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
I was only trying to do my best... | 1:06:14 | 1:06:17 | |
I just wanted everyone to have a great time. | 1:06:19 | 1:06:22 | |
I didn't want anyone to be miserable. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:26 | |
And she's off. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:27 | |
PAULA SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
OK. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:33 | |
-Hiya. -Oh, hiya. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:35 | |
I'd best go, I don't want the wife to catch us again. | 1:06:35 | 1:06:38 | |
Why would that be?! | 1:06:38 | 1:06:40 | |
Mand, I didn't mean nothing! | 1:06:40 | 1:06:42 | |
Mandy! | 1:06:42 | 1:06:43 | |
-Now Mandy, hear me out. -I don't want a peep out of you. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
He just wanted someone to talk to. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
-You what? -He's unhappy. He's lost his father. | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
You don't need to tell me that. | 1:06:52 | 1:06:54 | |
-Jingle Jill listened! -He needed a shoulder to cry on. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:57 | |
He never got to say a proper goodbye. | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
He didn't realise how serious it was. He thought he'd pull through. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:03 | |
And then it was too late. | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
How dare you tell me about my husband! | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
Jingle Jill's had a hard time too. She should be in Val d'Isere. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
Nobody's saying that. Now, calm down. | 1:07:13 | 1:07:15 | |
Eileen. Excuse me. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:18 | |
-I want to talk to you about last night. -Now's not the time. | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
-I just want to apologise. -Later, Maurice, later. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:24 | |
Fine. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:26 | |
That's why you disappeared, all of a sudden! | 1:07:30 | 1:07:32 | |
It was a spur of the moment thing. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:34 | |
I didn't know what to do with meself. | 1:07:34 | 1:07:37 | |
You were meant to be spending Christmas Eve with us. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
But you left us all alone for some creep you met at breakfast. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
I shouldn't have come back. | 1:07:43 | 1:07:46 | |
Oh, don't think about us. You just think of yourself. | 1:07:46 | 1:07:50 | |
That would make a refreshing change. | 1:07:50 | 1:07:52 | |
Don't you think you should explain yourself? | 1:07:52 | 1:07:54 | |
I don't have to defend myself to my own daughter. | 1:07:54 | 1:07:57 | |
What would me dad say? | 1:07:57 | 1:07:58 | |
Me father not long dead in the ground and you're already moving on. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:02 | |
You've gone too far now. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:10 | |
Do you think I could forget your father like that? | 1:08:10 | 1:08:14 | |
I couldn't and I don't want to. | 1:08:14 | 1:08:17 | |
I still expect to turn the corner and he'll be there | 1:08:18 | 1:08:21 | |
and everything will be like it was again. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:24 | |
I went on the trip because it sounded nice | 1:08:24 | 1:08:28 | |
and it was something I wanted to do. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:30 | |
For me. Not for anybody else, just for me. For once. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:34 | |
That bloke was there but that had nothing to do with anything. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:38 | |
So what else? | 1:08:38 | 1:08:40 | |
Is there anything else you'd like to know while we're at it? | 1:08:40 | 1:08:44 | |
No, I... | 1:08:46 | 1:08:47 | |
Good. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:48 | |
Mother... | 1:09:02 | 1:09:04 | |
Paula, I really don't need this. | 1:09:04 | 1:09:06 | |
Look, hear me out... | 1:09:06 | 1:09:07 | |
-Shut up. -Don't tell me to shut up! | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
Look, look! | 1:09:09 | 1:09:12 | |
Oh, my sweet Jesus. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:15 | |
Would you look at that. | 1:09:15 | 1:09:17 | |
I'm sorry Mum. | 1:09:27 | 1:09:28 | |
Shush. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:29 | |
We should go and get Ray. | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
Yeah. | 1:09:37 | 1:09:39 | |
Oh, I wish me dad was here. | 1:09:39 | 1:09:41 | |
He is here. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:51 | |
He's there. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:54 | |
He's right in front of us. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:56 | |
Go and get the others. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:02 | |
Oi! Quick, quick! Come and see this! | 1:10:08 | 1:10:12 | |
It's the Northern Lights! | 1:10:16 | 1:10:17 | |
-It was here. -Is this a wind up? | 1:10:21 | 1:10:24 | |
-They'll come back. -What are we waiting for? | 1:10:24 | 1:10:27 | |
All I know is it's friggin' freezing. | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
-Not funny in the slightest. -It was incredible, wasn't it? | 1:10:29 | 1:10:33 | |
The whole sky lit up. | 1:10:33 | 1:10:35 | |
Look, it's here! Look! | 1:10:35 | 1:10:38 | |
Look at that! | 1:10:39 | 1:10:40 | |
Oh, cool! | 1:10:43 | 1:10:45 | |
Oh, my God. | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
Is it the end of the world now? | 1:10:57 | 1:10:59 | |
I've seen better screensavers! | 1:11:00 | 1:11:02 | |
Will you shut your fat gob for once?! | 1:11:02 | 1:11:05 | |
This is beautiful! | 1:11:10 | 1:11:11 | |
Your camera. Gary Manilow. | 1:11:15 | 1:11:17 | |
Sod Gary Manilow. I got to see it. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
I got to see it. | 1:11:21 | 1:11:23 | |
Sorry. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:36 | |
It's amazing, isn't it, Mum? | 1:11:43 | 1:11:45 | |
Amazing... | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
..ness. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:52 | |
This is perfect. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:06 | |
Everything seems different. | 1:12:06 | 1:12:09 | |
In a good way. | 1:12:09 | 1:12:11 | |
Maybe. | 1:12:11 | 1:12:12 | |
-Oi! -Maybe not! | 1:12:12 | 1:12:15 | |
Come here! | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
Go on, Dad! Get him! | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
MUSIC: Winter Wonderland sung in Finnish | 1:12:28 | 1:12:32 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 1:12:48 | 1:12:51 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 1:12:51 | 1:12:55 |