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MUSIC: "Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles

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Roll up, roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour, step right this way!

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# And that's an invitation...

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# To make a reservation

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is waiting to take you away

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# Waiting to take you away

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# We got everything you need

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# Satisfaction guaranteed

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is hoping to take you away

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# Hoping to take you away... #

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When a man buys a ticket for a Magical Mystery Tour,

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he knows what to expect.

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We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime,

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and that's just what he gets.

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The incredible Magical Mystery Tour!

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# The Magical Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# And that's an invitation...

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# To make a reservation

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is coming to take you away

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# Coming to take you away

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is dying to take you away

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# Dying to take you away

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# Take you today. #

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Ceaseless nagging!

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-Come on, we're going to be late.

-I can't go any quicker!

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-Stop it!

-Come on!

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Richard B Starkey and his Aunt Jessica are always arguing

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about one thing or another.

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Oh, I'm going!

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Oh, go! Go on!

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And with today being Sunday and the weather looking up,

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you'd think they'd have given it a rest.

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For goodness' sake, would you stop that sitting down!

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All right, all right, what's your hurry?

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But no, on and on they go.

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-"Good morning."

-Said Richard.

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"Good afternoon, sir," said the courier.

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They were late.

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'Allo, Flo, you all right, girl? I'll sit here.

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Yes, I'll have the window seat.

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All right, so you'll have the window seat!

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Welcome to Magical Mystery Tours!

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I am your courier, Jolly Jimmy Johnson!

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All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy and you are all my friends!

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Over here is your hostess, that lovely, delightful, delectable...

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Wendy Winters!

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Oh, lovely! I love it!

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And over here, our driver for the trip,

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that wonderful driver, we hope...

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HE CHUCKLES

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..Alf!

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Off you go, Alf! Here we go now.

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Splendid! Fasten your safety belts, please. Away-way-way we go!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Away we go, Alf, splendid!

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Very comfy in the back there, is it?

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Lovely. I say it's lovely.

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Oh! Get your popcorn out!

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HE LAUGHS

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Right hand down. There we are, splendid.

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And away we go.

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Anyway, I'll tell you something, you ain't coming away with me any more.

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Who bought the tickets for this trip? I did.

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Yeah, with my money.

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I bought them, right? I'm taking you out, you're not taking me anywhere.

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-I gave you the money, darling.

-Remember that.

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And you've done nothing but eye all the fellas on the coach since we got here.

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Shut your...!

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I dunno, since Uncle Jack died, you've never been the same.

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Well, of course I ain't, cos I ain't got Uncle Jack, have I?

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-I remember him.

-So I've got to get somebody else, haven't I?

-I remember him.

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If I ain't got him, I've got to get somebody else, haven't I?

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-I don't know.

-You should know, you're old enough at 21!

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You should do a bit of knitting. Do you good.

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Who for? You? Should I knit for you?

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No, don't knit for me.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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Who is that man?

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Oh, that's Mr Bloodvessel.

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He's quite harmless, he comes on all the trips. He thinks he's a courier.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Last trip, he thought he was the driver.

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Well, you know, when I saw your first film,

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I really thought you had something.

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-But it was...

-I was only about six then.

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Wasn't it Blue Lady? Lady In Blue? Something like that.

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-How old are you?

-Myself, I'm 30.

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But I look a little younger due to the Fair Isle sweater which...

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-Excuse me, sir.

-Yes?

-I'd like to take a photograph of the young lady. Do you mind?

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I don't mind if Miss Gabriella doesn't.

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Well, Miss Gabriella doesn't mind.

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-You don't.

-Thank you. Bye-bye, see you later, maybe.

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Oh, we won't see him later. Can I have you up there?

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All right?

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Oh! My lucky day!

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MUSIC: "The Fool on the Hill" by The Beatles

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# Day after day

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# Alone on a hill

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# The man with the foolish grin Is keeping perfectly still

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# But nobody wants to know him

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# They can see that he's just a fool

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# And he never gives an answer

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Well on the way

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# Head in a cloud

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# The man of a thousand voices Talking perfectly loud

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# But nobody ever hears him

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# Or the sound he appears to make

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# And he never seems to notice

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# And nobody seems to like him

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# They can tell what he wants to do

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# And he never shows his feelings

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

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# Round and round and round And round and round

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# And he never listens to them

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# He knows that they're the fools

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# They don't like him

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# The fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Ooh!

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# Round and round and round and round

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# Ooh! #

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Good morning, lads and lasses.

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My name is Miss Winters.

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ALL: Good morning, Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters!

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Yes, but I just wanted to say if there's anything I can do for you,

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you know what to do.

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We, at Magical Mysteries, only have your best interests at heart

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and your every wish is our command.

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Thank you.

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As the bus leaves the town behind and heads for the country,

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everything begins to change.

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Well, almost everything.

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And already the magic is beginning to work.

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TRUMPET PLAYS MILITARY TUNE

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE CHUCKLES

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HE CHUCKLES TOO

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Jolly good!

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PEOPLE APPROACHING

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE SHOUTS AT THEM

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT CONTINUES

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Why?

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-Why?

-Why?

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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And get your bloody hair cut!

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MUSIC: BULLFIGHTING PASO DOBLE

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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Ole! Ole! Ole!

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE MOANS

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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CHEERING

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Jolly good, Sarge, carry on.

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TRUMPET PLAYS MILITARY TUNE

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CARNIVAL-STYLE ORGAN PLAYS "She Loves You" by The Beatles

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On your marks!

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Get set!

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Go!

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GUNSHOT

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BICYCLE BELL RINGS

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Second gear! Come on!

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Who's getting in that car?

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Who is it?

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Ah! Oh!

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Come on, come on.

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We've got to win those with the bikes! Stop it!

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Out of the road, you stupid... He's picking the vicars up!

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Come on!

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Hold on, we've got 'em now, folks!

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CHEERING

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SHOUTING

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If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen,

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the view is not very inspiring.

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Ah! But if you look to your right...

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MUSIC: "Flying" by The Beatles

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-ra-la

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# Oooh! #

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Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds,

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in a land that no-one knows,

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live four or five magicians

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who spend their days casting wonderful spells.

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Come with me now into that secret place

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where the eyes of man have never set foot.

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Where's the bus?

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Mmm.

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Where's the bus?

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Shh!

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Where's the bus?

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It's coming!

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-STICK SMACKS

-Where's the bus?!

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The bus?

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The bus is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.

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It's only ten miles away.

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Oh! Ten miles!

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Soon be here. Ten miles away, ten miles away, ten miles away!

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left!

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Now, there you see the ancient Roman ruins.

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Now, they really have been there an awful long time.

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They are, in fact, a little difficult to see,

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because they're almost flattened to the ground...

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Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening

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and life lobbles on.

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Indeed, the magic is so powerful

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that even Mr Bloodvessel emerges from his shell.

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He turns to speak.

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If I may take the liberty, mister.

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-Be my guest.

-Give over!

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My dear lady...

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My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what I feel?

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Don't interrupt.

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You bring out my...

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I...

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love you!

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HE CHUCKLES

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ORCHESTRA PLAYS "All My Loving" by The Beatles

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Love you! Love you!

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I am the courier.

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Good morning, men...

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and women.

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Welcome.

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I am your friendly courier.

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HE WHISTLES

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Mr Bloodvessel is my name.

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Buster Bloodvessel.

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I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves

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within the limits of British decency.

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You know what I mean, don't you?

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Well? Don't you?

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ALL: Yes, Mr Bloodvessel.

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MUSIC: "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles

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# I am he as you are he

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# As you are me And we are all together

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# See how they run Like pigs from a gun

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# See how they fly

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# I'm crying

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# Sitting on a cornflake

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# Waiting for the van to come

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# Corporation T-shirt

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# Stupid bloody Tuesday

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# Man, you been a naughty boy

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# You let your face grow long

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob

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# Mr city policeman sitting

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# Pretty little policemen in a row

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# See how they fly Like Lucy In The Sky

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# See how they run

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# I'm crying

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# I'm cry-ying

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# I'm crying

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# I'm cry-ying

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# Yellow matter custard

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# Dripping from a dead dog's eye

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# Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess

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# Boy, you been a naughty girl

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# You let your knickers down

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob

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# Sitting in an English garden

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# Waiting for the sun

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# If the sun don't come

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# You get a tan from standing In the English rain

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# I am the eggman

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# They are the eggmen

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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# Expert textpert choking smokers

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# Don't you think the joker Laughs at you? #

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LAUGHTER

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# See how they smile Like pigs in a sty

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# See how they snied

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# I'm crying

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# Semolina pilchard

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# Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

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# Elementary penguin Singing Hari Krishna

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# Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo G'joob g'goo. #

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What about five little dickie birds sitting on your head?

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CHILD LAUGHS

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One named Charlie and one named Fred.

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-Yes.

-Do that one, then.

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-You do it with me.

-OK.

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Five little dickie birds sitting on your head,

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one named...

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, whoops! Charlie, whoops!

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

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Can you do that one?

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-SHE CHUCKLES

-No.

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HE CHUCKLES Yes.

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-No!

-Yes.

-No!

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-Yes.

-No.

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I've got a present for you. Do you know what it is?

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-No.

-Have a guess.

-No!

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-Go on, have a guess.

-No.

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-Have a guess!

-No!

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-Have a guess!

-No-o!

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Well, you're going to get it, anyway.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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What's that?

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Wait a mo, wait a mo.

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-Do you want to blow it?

-No.

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CHEERING

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HE CHUCKLES

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All right, should we give it to George?

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Yeah.

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There you are, George.

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Thank you.

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George, George, George, George, oops!

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George, oops! George, George, George, George...

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

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Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon is approximately 1.15.

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Thank you.

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Now, shut up!

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Shut up to me?! I've had enough of it!

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I can't stand it any more! I'm getting off! Off!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Don't get historical!

0:31:100:31:12

Aunt Jessie's hungry.

0:31:270:31:29

And she's dreaming.

0:31:310:31:32

SHE CHUCKLES

0:31:320:31:33

She's dreaming about food...

0:31:330:31:36

Food... Food...

0:31:360:31:39

Beautiful food.

0:31:390:31:41

Oh, lettuce!

0:31:410:31:43

Oh, potatoes!

0:31:430:31:45

Oh, apples!

0:31:450:31:48

MUSIC: "Jessie's Dream" by The Beatles

0:31:480:31:51

SHE SOBS

0:32:080:32:10

HE HUMS

0:32:360:32:39

This time I mean it!

0:32:470:32:48

SHE SOBS

0:32:500:32:52

I can't breathe any more. It's too much.

0:32:520:32:54

All this...mud! In 45 minutes!

0:33:080:33:12

I can hardly get my breath!

0:33:120:33:14

It's intake, Jessie, not output.

0:33:160:33:21

I am, I am!

0:33:210:33:24

I am already!

0:33:240:33:25

Three times this week already!

0:33:250:33:28

For goodness' sake, Jessie, sit down.

0:33:280:33:32

Remember!

0:33:320:33:33

I don't care!

0:33:360:33:38

This is the way he would have wanted it.

0:33:380:33:40

SHE SOBS

0:33:400:33:43

Pirandello!

0:34:090:34:11

Help me up the stairs!

0:34:110:34:12

Yes, lady.

0:34:120:34:14

MALE CHOIR HUMS

0:34:210:34:22

Lovely, lovely...

0:34:490:34:51

To get a themed night, yes...

0:34:510:34:53

We should go for that one, yes, it'll be lovely.

0:34:530:34:56

SHE LAUGHS

0:34:560:34:57

Lovely...

0:34:570:34:58

Wake up, Jessie.

0:35:000:35:01

GUNSHOTS

0:35:030:35:04

THEY SING

0:35:090:35:12

# There's no business Like show business

0:35:160:35:19

# There's no business I know. #

0:35:190:35:21

Everything about it is so appealing.

0:35:210:35:24

Let's go on with show.

0:35:260:35:27

HE CHUCKLES

0:35:270:35:29

Here we go!

0:35:350:35:36

-Here we are.

-Come on with me!

0:35:360:35:38

FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS

0:35:470:35:49

Ta-da!

0:36:020:36:04

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:040:36:05

Here we are again!

0:36:050:36:06

Everybody up and quickly in your seats.

0:36:060:36:09

Everybody sit down...

0:36:100:36:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:190:36:23

ALL: Go on, Jimmy!

0:36:230:36:26

HE WHISTLES

0:36:270:36:28

HE WHISTLES

0:36:330:36:34

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:370:36:40

HE LAUGHS

0:36:400:36:42

Go on, Jimmy!

0:36:420:36:43

SHE LAUGHS

0:36:480:36:50

MUSIC: "Blue Jay Way" by The Beatles

0:37:020:37:05

# There's a fog upon LA

0:37:160:37:21

# Aah...

0:37:210:37:22

# And my friends have lost their way

0:37:220:37:26

# Aah...

0:37:260:37:28

# "We'll be over soon," they said

0:37:280:37:32

# Aah...

0:37:320:37:34

# Now, they've lost themselves instead

0:37:350:37:39

# Please don't be long

0:37:420:37:48

# Please don't you be very long

0:37:480:37:53

# Please don't be long

0:37:530:37:56

# Or I may be asleep

0:37:560:38:01

# Well, it only goes to show

0:38:030:38:08

# And I told them where to go

0:38:080:38:13

# Ask a policeman on the street

0:38:130:38:19

# There's so many there to meet

0:38:190:38:26

# Please don't be long

0:38:260:38:30

# Don't be long

0:38:300:38:31

# Please don't you be very long

0:38:310:38:34

# Don't be long

0:38:340:38:36

# Please don't be long

0:38:360:38:39

# Or I may be asleep

0:38:390:38:43

# Now, it's past my bed, I know

0:38:450:38:48

# Ooh...

0:38:480:38:50

# And I'd really like to go

0:38:500:38:53

# Ooh...

0:38:530:38:55

# Soon will be the break of day

0:38:550:38:58

# Eh...

0:38:580:39:00

# Sitting here in Blue Jay Way

0:39:000:39:05

# Eh...

0:39:050:39:08

# Please don't be long

0:39:080:39:11

# Don't be long

0:39:110:39:13

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:130:39:16

# Don't be long

0:39:160:39:18

# Please don't be long

0:39:180:39:20

# Or I may be asleep

0:39:200:39:25

# Please don't be long

0:39:250:39:29

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:290:39:35

# Please don't be long

0:39:350:39:37

# Please don't be long

0:39:430:39:47

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:470:39:52

# Please don't be long

0:39:520:39:54

# Please don't be long

0:40:010:40:06

# Please don't you be very long

0:40:060:40:10

# Please don't be long

0:40:100:40:12

# Don't be long

0:40:150:40:18

# Don't be long

0:40:180:40:21

# Don't be long Don't be long

0:40:210:40:25

# Don't be long Don't be long

0:40:290:40:34

# Don't be long. #

0:40:340:40:36

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:450:40:49

Well, well, well.

0:41:070:41:09

They are a happy crowd.

0:41:090:41:11

Go on.

0:41:110:41:12

Come along, back on the bus. Come on.

0:41:120:41:16

THEY SING

0:41:160:41:18

Off we go!

0:41:210:41:23

Ooh... Wonder what the magicians are cooking up now!

0:41:270:41:31

Ready!

0:41:310:41:32

BELL RINGS

0:41:320:41:35

Tea up, fellas. Ooh!

0:41:350:41:38

-Oh, goodie!

-Talk about your magical mysteries,

0:41:380:41:41

I've spent half an hour looking for that sugar!

0:41:410:41:43

I tell you.

0:41:430:41:45

I was half an hour looking for the sugar.

0:41:450:41:47

Is there one for me?

0:41:470:41:49

Aye, there's one over here, Richard.

0:41:490:41:50

Oh, how are you, Bonzo?

0:41:500:41:52

-All right? Any news of the bus?

-The bus?

0:41:520:41:55

It's ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.

0:41:550:41:58

And they're having a lovely time.

0:41:580:42:01

ALL: They're having a lovely time! They're having a lovely time!

0:42:010:42:06

Can you tell me what's next on the agenda?

0:42:060:42:09

A song.

0:42:090:42:10

OPERATIC SINGING

0:42:100:42:14

No! Not you... Them!

0:42:140:42:18

On the bus!

0:42:180:42:19

# I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! #

0:42:210:42:25

Have you, then? Ooh!

0:42:250:42:27

# There they are All standing in a row! #

0:42:270:42:30

Yeah, darling...

0:42:300:42:32

Come on, join in. What's the matter with you?

0:42:320:42:35

ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING

0:42:350:42:38

CHEERING

0:42:380:42:40

ALL: # Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye!

0:42:400:42:44

# Toot Toot Tootsie, don't cry

0:42:440:42:49

# That choo-choo train that takes me

0:42:490:42:54

# Away from you...

0:42:540:42:57

# La-la-la-la

0:42:570:42:59

# Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! #

0:42:590:43:02

# And as I go, I love to sing

0:43:020:43:06

# My knapsack on my back

0:43:060:43:09

# Val-deri, Val-dera

0:43:090:43:13

# Valderi

0:43:130:43:15

# Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... #

0:43:150:43:17

# Are smiling

0:43:170:43:20

# La-la-la-la

0:43:200:43:26

# And when Irish eyes are smiling

0:43:260:43:31

# La-la-la-la

0:43:310:43:38

# When Irish eyes are smiling

0:43:380:43:44

# La-la-la-la

0:43:440:43:50

# And when Irish eyes Are smiling... #

0:43:500:43:57

# No more sobbing when he starts Throbbing his old sweet song!

0:43:570:44:05

# Wake up, wake up, you sleepyhead!

0:44:050:44:09

# Get up, get up, get out of bed!

0:44:090:44:12

# Cheer up, cheer up, the sky is red!

0:44:120:44:15

# Live, love, laugh and be happy! #

0:44:150:44:18

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:180:44:23

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:230:44:27

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:270:44:30

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:300:44:32

# La-la-la-la-la... #

0:44:320:44:36

CANCAN MUSIC

0:44:360:44:40

Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops,

0:44:510:44:53

would the gentlemen please follow Mr Johnson

0:44:530:44:57

and the ladies stay with me?

0:44:570:44:59

Here we are now, off we go.

0:45:000:45:02

In for a jolly evening with Jolly Jimmy.

0:45:020:45:05

This way!

0:45:050:45:07

Everybody comfortable?

0:45:130:45:15

Come on, where are they?

0:45:190:45:21

MUSIC: "Death Cab For Cutie" by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

0:45:210:45:25

# That night Cutie called a cab Oh-ho-ho!

0:45:320:45:36

# Baby, don't do it

0:45:360:45:39

# She left her East Side room So drab

0:45:390:45:42

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:45:420:45:44

# Baby, don't do it

0:45:440:45:47

# She went out alone in town

0:45:470:45:51

# Knowing it would make Her lover frown

0:45:510:45:55

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:45:550:46:01

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare. #

0:46:010:46:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:060:46:09

# The cab was racing through the night

0:46:090:46:13

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:46:130:46:15

# Baby, don't do it

0:46:150:46:18

# His eyes, they were keeping Cutie in sight

0:46:180:46:20

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:46:200:46:22

# Baby, don't do it

0:46:220:46:25

# When he saw Cutie It gave him a thrill

0:46:250:46:29

# Don't you know, baby Cabs can kill?

0:46:290:46:34

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:46:340:46:40

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:46:400:46:45

# Cutie, don't you play with fate

0:46:480:46:52

# Don't you leave your love alone

0:46:520:46:56

# If you go out on this date

0:46:560:47:00

# His heart will turn to stone

0:47:000:47:04

# Bad girl, Cutie, what have you done?

0:47:040:47:07

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:47:070:47:09

# Baby, don't do it

0:47:090:47:11

# Slipping, sliding down On Highway 31

0:47:110:47:14

# Mmm

0:47:140:47:17

# Baby, don't do it

0:47:170:47:19

# The traffic lights Change from green to red

0:47:190:47:22

# They tried to stop But they both wound up dead

0:47:220:47:28

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:47:280:47:35

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:350:47:40

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:430:47:48

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:510:47:55

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare. #

0:47:590:48:06

APPLAUSE

0:48:060:48:10

CHEERING

0:48:100:48:13

MUSIC: "Your Mother Should Know" by The Beatles

0:48:200:48:23

# Let's all get up And dance to a song

0:48:230:48:27

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:48:270:48:32

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:48:320:48:37

# Your mother should know

0:48:370:48:38

# Your mother should...

0:48:380:48:41

# Your mother should know

0:48:410:48:42

# ..Know

0:48:420:48:44

# Sing it again

0:48:440:48:46

# Let's all get up And dance to a song

0:48:460:48:50

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:48:500:48:54

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:48:540:48:59

# Your mother should know

0:48:590:49:02

# Your mother should...

0:49:020:49:03

# Your mother should know

0:49:030:49:05

# ..Know

0:49:050:49:06

# Lift up your hearts And sing me a song

0:49:220:49:25

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:49:250:49:30

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:49:300:49:35

# Your mother should know

0:49:350:49:37

# Your mother should...

0:49:370:49:39

# Your mother should know

0:49:390:49:41

# Aaaah

0:49:410:49:43

# Your mother should know

0:49:430:49:45

# Your mother should...

0:49:450:49:47

# Your mother should know

0:49:470:49:49

# Aaaah

0:49:490:49:51

# Sing it again

0:50:040:50:06

# Da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da

0:50:060:50:14

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:50:140:50:18

# Your mother should know

0:50:180:50:20

# Your mother should...

0:50:200:50:23

# Your mother should know

0:50:230:50:26

# Know

0:50:260:50:27

# Your mother should know

0:50:270:50:28

# Your mother should...

0:50:280:50:31

# Your mother should know

0:50:310:50:33

# Know

0:50:330:50:35

# Your mother should know

0:50:350:50:37

# Your mother should...

0:50:370:50:39

# Your mother should know

0:50:390:50:42

# Know. #

0:50:420:50:43

# Roll up

0:50:430:50:48

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:50:480:50:52

# Roll up...

0:50:520:50:53

# And that's an invitation...

0:50:530:50:55

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:50:550:50:58

# Roll up...

0:50:580:51:00

# To make a reservation

0:51:000:51:02

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:51:020:51:06

# The Magical Mystery Tour Is coming to take you away

0:51:060:51:13

# Coming to take you away

0:51:130:51:18

# The Magical Mystery Tour Is dying to take you away

0:51:180:51:25

# Dying to take you away

0:51:250:51:28

# Take you today. #

0:51:280:51:34

And that was a Magical Mystery Tour.

0:51:500:51:53

I told you. Goodbye!

0:51:530:51:55

# Hela hey helloa Hela hey helloa

0:51:550:52:03

# Cha-cha-cha

0:52:030:52:04

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:040:52:07

# Whoo

0:52:070:52:09

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:090:52:12

# Hela!

0:52:120:52:14

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:140:52:17

# Cha-cha-cha

0:52:170:52:19

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:190:52:22

# Whoo

0:52:220:52:24

# Hela hey helloa... #

0:52:240:52:27

RANDOM CHATTER

0:52:290:52:31

Testing, testing, here we are, testing, testing.

0:52:310:52:34

-Continuity.

-Is that a word?

0:52:340:52:36

We don't know.

0:52:360:52:37

We don't know where we're going. We'll be lucky if we get anywhere.

0:52:370:52:40

-Someone said we're going to Bristol.

-Are we going there?

0:52:400:52:43

Where are we going? Does anyone know?

0:52:430:52:45

-Where are we going?

-We're going round and round...

0:52:450:52:48

I live in Bristol, so anything you want to know...

0:52:480:52:52

You know, you shouldn't drink vodka.

0:52:520:52:55

-Why, what does it do?

-It's quite a sexy drink.

-Sexy?

0:52:550:52:58

I slept in the swimming pool.

0:52:580:53:00

-Morning, ladies!

-Morning!

0:53:000:53:02

# Lovely day

0:53:020:53:04

# For singing in the rain. #

0:53:040:53:07

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