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MUSIC: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# You only get one shot | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
# Do not miss your chance to blow | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
# This opportunity comes once in a lifetime | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# You better lose yourself... # | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
MUSIC CONTINUES INSIDE | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
-No, no... -Excuse me. -I can start today, I'll do anything... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Oi, excuse me, do you know Billy Mitchell? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oi! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Hello? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
MUSIC: "Lollipop" by The Chordettes | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
-AFIA: -Sorry! It's nearly dry. Most of it. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
I thought parents were supposed to be selfless. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
By the time that social worker comes tomorrow, | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-I'll have ticked every box in the adoption rule book. -In one day? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Listen, we deal with this list... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
sort out every...complication, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
then the only ones that can mess this up | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
are you or me. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
See you later, guys. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
AFIA SINGS ALONG TO "Lollipop" | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Hello? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Hello? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
I said hello! If it's not too much trouble, I'd like a phone charger. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
I've sold out, all right? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
-So what's this then? -D'you know Billy Mitchell? -Only to the untrained eye, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:06 | |
-it looks like a phone charger. -What, am I invisible? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Are you lot braindead, or what? I am not interested in phone chargers or in Billy Mitchell | 0:02:08 | 0:02:14 | |
or in Nigeria for that matter, or in this nasty, brop-down stall, OK?! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Oi, oi, oi! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
-Have you seen my wallet? -No. Why, do you think I nicked it? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Hardly worth it. Oyster card and a signed picture of Jordan. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I'm going to go to work. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I know you didn't mean what you said yesterday. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-I know. -First time we've gone to bed on an argument. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
It's fine. I've forgotten it. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Julie. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
I know we never got to know our boy, but... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
at least he left us something. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
A ray of hope. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Lola. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
What, the kid that told me our son hated me till the day he died? | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
That little ray of hope? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
That constitutes aggressive and abusive behaviour. I'm going to have to issue a formal warning. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
You know what, don't bother! Cos I'm done, all right? Done! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Don't be late, right? I've sorted you out. I know you got dumped, but I've got a train to catch. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
You know what? Get out my face, bruv! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
No, Bernadette, I dumped him. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Yeah, cos he's a loser. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I know you, don't I? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Do you mind? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Molly? Nah, nah, nah, it's Sally, innit? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Um, I'm going to have to call you back. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
You go my school, don't you? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Soz! Must have you mixed up with someone else. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
All right? Do you want some of my sausage? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-You're not shy much, are you? -See you around. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
MARKET HUBBUB DROWNS VOICES | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Morning. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Zainab! Masood! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
I need to talk to you about the adoption. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Ian's brought you this. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Yeah, it's your stock. Some feral child was filling her boots. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
And I brought you this. It's your favourite - | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
breast, hot and spicy. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I know you're... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
you're thinking your life's over. I mean, why would anyone want you | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
after all the terrible things you've done? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Yes, well, he ain't like you, Ian. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I mean, all he's done is offer his heart on a plate, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
tear down his defences, expose his weaknesses, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
had it thrown in his face like last night's fish-and-chip wrappings. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Boy...wow! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-She weren't worth your love, Arthur. -Love?! You know what, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
that is a lie invented by billionaires that make Valentine's cards, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
the couples-only hotels, the romcoms... | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
-Ian! -Love! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Look, I'm just telling him what I told Peter, OK? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Women aren't the sweet, pure, innocent creatures that they make out... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Ian Beale! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
I'm going! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
I lost her, like I lost the stall. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
I'll put the kettle on. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Dad. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Everything OK? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Not really, no. You know how things are between your mother and I. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
-We don't need your boyfriend making things worse. -Christian? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Unless there are more of them you haven't told us about. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Dad, look, why? What's he done? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Shouting our business... YOUR business in the street. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
This adoption is between you and him. Don't get us involved. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-I'm sorry. I'll tell him. -Actually, why bother? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Whatever Syed wants, Syed gets, regardless of who gets trampled. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
-Get what I want? Me?! Is that what you think? -It's what I know! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
As long as you two are happy, everyone else can go to hell. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
That's without admin fees and furniture... Two egg rolls, please. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
It's never easy starting out. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
We're fine. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
I've taken good care of the Argee Bhajee. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
How was your honeymoon? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Magical, thanks. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-Your shirt needs ironing. -It's supposed to look like that. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Zainab. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
-Afia, Tamwar, happy honeymoon? -Magical, thanks. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
A hug for your father? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
A new marriage, a new start? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
All right, bruv. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
One of your rudeboys? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
No, it was...it was Darren. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
It's just that Max wants me at the car lot, otherwise he's not going to give him his time off. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
But what about his father's procedure? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
I mean, if Darren don't cover for him, he'll lose his job. It's time to put selfishness on one side, Arthur. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:53 | |
Yeah, but I'm not in the mood. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Not in the mood?! What would've happened if we'd said during the war? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
That job is exactly what you need. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
It'll get you out of Mrs Olubunmi's hair when she gets back. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
I mean, you're so good at that pit-patter, Arthur. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
I'll iron you a shirt. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Jay saw me come in. I thought he might pop in. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Darling, next time you see him, you will look a million dollars. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Nothing will make you feel better than watching him kick himself. Promise. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Want to buy a phone? Tenner to you. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-That's mine! -Oi, oi, missy! Oi! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Oi! Oi! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
-Oh, hello again. -Jay! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Where's Syed? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Syed! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-OK, I borrowed his phone. He's not sick. -How could you even let me think that?! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Because I needed to get you through the door? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
-You're a sick man! -Apparently. -I don't have time for this. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, no, cos you've got all that family to take care of, haven't you? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
There's me thinking Shabnam was a thousand miles away... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
..and there's Tamwar... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
-all cosy on my sofa... -He's a married man! It's his choice. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
..and then there's Masood, exiled to the B&B. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Admit it, Zainab, without your family, you're nothing. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
You've got a nasty mouth, you know that? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Coming from your forked tongue, I'll take that as a compliment. -How dare you?! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Sorry, love! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
You're going nowhere. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Right, she says you're her granddad. Are you? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
What are you doing here?! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Stealing Abi's phone, that's what she's doing! -Oh, no, Tan, | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
-you're mistaken. -I was giving it back, not taking it. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Right. It's only cos she's yours | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-that I'm not having her done for theft. -Thanks. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-Right, so are you her granddad? -Yep. -But that means we're family! | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Jay, d'you mind?! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
That could've been awkward. Is incest illegal? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-Did you steal that phone? -I borrowed it. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Why aren't you at school? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
I rang in sick. Well, my social worker did. Sort of. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-And what about the home? -I rang them and all. Well, you did. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
That's why I borrowed the phone. Thought I'd suss this place out. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
And rob our neighbours blind? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-I ain't a thief! -Right, look, look, why don't you put the kettle on, eh? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Me and your nan, here, we'll have a little chat. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Oi, Pops! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
How else do you think I would find where you live? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Wait till Syed hears what you've done. -I'm doing this FOR him. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
What, making me hate you even more? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
You really do, don't you? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
No, I don't hate anyone. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
It goes against everything that I believe in. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-I do not hate gays. -No, just this one. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
And your gay son, of course. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I pity them. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
They will never know the joy of a normal family life. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-CHRISTIAN LAUGHS -What, like yours?! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Cos that's funny, innit? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Funny how gambling's a sin until it's your old man doing it. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
You pick and choose the bits of your faith that suit you best. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
My faith is about family, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
my faith is about forgiveness, but then how can you forgive someone | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
who doesn't admit that they've sinned? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
And us adopting is one of those sins, is it? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
No, I have nothing against adoption. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
I think it is one of the most selfless acts possible. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Then why won't you support us? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Beca... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
I do not understand how... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
..how a loving and generous woman | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
would stand in the way of something so good. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Because it is wrong, all right? It is wrong! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
And it's got nothing to do with religion, or the law, or Allah, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
it is about nature! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
A man and a woman are supposed to make a baby. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
If you choose to be gay, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
then you choose to forego that right to have a child! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Even if it denies that child a loving home, a family? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
It would be better off that way! It is sick, Christian! It is wrong! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Do you know what, get out, all right?! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
-I've heard just about as much as I can stomach off you. -Really? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
No. No. You wanted to hear me out, now you hear me out! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
If you won't even talk about it, what is the point? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Here you are, look. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Ta. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Can I have a bit more sugar? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
You'll get a pot belly. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-(She's trouble, Billy.) -She's got spirit. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Just like we used to have, before we got it drummed into us that we'd never amount to anything. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
But her, Lola, she's going to be different. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Me, you and our little boy... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
it would've been brilliant. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I got my second chance with William and Janet. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Don't you see? Lola is OUR second chance. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
The best thing we can do for that kid is send her back to the home. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
CRASHING AND LOUD THUD | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Brilliant, nice one(!) | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
OK, forget about homosexuality for a minute. Why don't we talk about you? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
You can't blame the world's sins on me, love! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Oh, but you are hedonistic, selfish, rude. You and that banshee you run around with. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
You should've married her! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Oh, what, cos Syed's some choirboy that I corrupted? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
He was a conman! He sold properties that didn't exist. He even tried to rip you two off. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
That's none of your business. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
-Think I was the first bloke he slept with? -Shut up! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
He's just a good liar cos you taught him well. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
A devious, gay conman. Congratulations! | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
Zainab Masood, mother of the year. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Fine, you prove me right, then. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
You tell me what child deserves parents like you two? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
Well, at least we're still together, love. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
This little waif will arrive, and then you'll want to go out | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
drinking and dancing and screeching with that girlfriend of yours. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
-What then, huh? -You really think you've raised perfect kids, huh? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
You're tapped! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Don't you lecture me on parenting. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
You don't even want a child, you just want an accessory. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
You want the next big thing, the one thing that you can't have. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
You think if Syed wasn't Muslim, you'd have been so desperate for him? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
You mean if you hadn't made him a suicidal mess just because he fell in love | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
with a man? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Your hypocrisy stinks! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Religion does not make you a good parent, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
neither does being straight, white or having a degree. You just do your best, Zainab! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:02 | |
Surely you understand that better than anyone. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Sometimes...it isn't enough. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
What if we're really good at it, eh? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
What if being a family is the making of Sy, | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
the making of both of us? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
You can't experiment with children's lives. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:48 | |
If every parent had to prove they were capable, | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
you know, no gambling, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
family rifts, affairs... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
And what if you two...don't change? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Is that how little you think of your son? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Zainab, I am not asking you to forget your faith. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I'm just asking you to give Syed what you've always had. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
A chance to be your own person... | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
..not your outcast son or my... | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
..or my Muslim boyfriend. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Just Sy. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Surely he deserves that? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
What you said... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
That was unfair. You know the sacrifices I've made. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
For Christian, yeah. I hope he was worth it. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
No, for all of you. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
I didn't know he was going to talk to you. If he's have told me... | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
You're about to become parents! You should be agreeing about... | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
What, like you and Mum? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Whatever mistakes your mother and I made, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-we did the best we could for our children. -You don't think | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
-we're ready to be parents. -It's not about being ready! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
-Two men never will be, right? -Keep your voice down! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Anyone would think you're ashamed! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Dad! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Of your gay son. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Or maybe it's his big, gay boyfriend that really offends you?! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
-No, I am SICK of people ignoring me! -Would you be quiet, Syed?! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
What is the matter with you?! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Is that why you're doing this adoption, to get attention? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Don't be ridiculous! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
You know, I thought it would be nice if I could just talk to you about this. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:59 | |
Other people have children, their parents are excited, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
they can't wait to be grandmas, granddads. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Yeah, well, I'm sure the two of you will cope. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
It's not the same though, is it? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
When Tam and Afia have your grandchild, it won't be the same. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Because they'll have created it themselves! A man and a woman, | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
a mother and a father. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Look, you've chosen your path. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-Oh, that again! -Syed, what do you want me to say? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
That it'll be all right! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
That I'll be all right. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
That two men can bring up a child just as well as a man and a woman. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
I thought it was a done deal. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Social services, the red tape... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
No, not yet. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Me and Christian took Amy out yesterday. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
These kids started calling us queer, you know, the usual. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-MASOOD SIGHS -Syed... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Who'd want to put a child through that? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Not everyone's open-minded. Some people are just... | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Ignorant. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
It doesn't bother Christian. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
He just ploughs on. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
I've got all these questions, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
but he's just so sure we're doing the right thing, I just get caught up in it. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
He's so strong. I just don't know if I... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Look... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
however much I don't like it, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I know you've had to be brave. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:07 | |
Accepting what you are, that's strength. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
I wish. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
You know, you saying I get what I want all the time... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
..it's not true. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
You know, sometimes... | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Sometimes I just keep the peace. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
Are you saying you're only going through this adoption process | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
because it's what Christian wants? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
That's not what I said! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
He knows more about this gay-rights stuff than I do, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
it's like if he really believes it, the reality doesn't matter. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
There's me calling you brave | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
when you only dance to the beat of Christian's drum! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
You and mum always say relationships are about compromise. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Syed, you'd better decide what you want, before it's too late. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
-You haunting me? -Do I look like a ghost? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-You on your way to court? -What? Speak English, girl! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
The tie! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Well, if you must know, I'm a car salesman. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-Where? -You ain't coming. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
I'm just walking. Since when was there a law against walking? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Well, there's a law against STALKING, OK? So go home! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
I ain't got a home. Orphan, ain't I? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
I'm in care. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
So, do you think I look like Cheryl Cole? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
More like Ashley Cole. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
I knew you reminded me of someone! Perfect couple then, eh? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
They were divorced. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Doc, you're not going to believe this, but Zainab's on side! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-She said that? -I know, it's surreal, isn't it? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Now all I need to do is marry a millionaire, then I can afford the deposit. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
I suppose Masood's in no position to help, but maybe I can now Zainab's given her blessing. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
Let me give you the deposit. Pay me back in instalments. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Why would you do that for us? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Aren't we all family now? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Doc, I could kiss you... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
but I know you wouldn't appreciate it! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I'll tell the agent! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
I can't wait to tell Sy! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
I owe you! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-Right, well, I won't say I'll miss you. -Cheers. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
Oi! Lose the groupie, will you? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Make sure they're polished by the time I get back. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
I could wash the cars. Fiver each. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Two pound. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
2.50. Need sponges and that, though. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Right, I won't beat around the bush. Syed and... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Syed's home... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
will soon be too full for extra guests. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
Wow. So you're OK with them adopting now? Why? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Even taking your mind-blowing 180 into account, how is this any of your business? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
I think that you should come and live here. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
And the stuff my auntie said about you and my dad? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
A misunderstanding. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
A hurtful untruth. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Cos if that is true, I wouldn't even have a cup of tea in your house, let alone move in. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
-And I wouldn't blame you. -We've got money in the bank, OK? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
We've got thousands, actually, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
and a sense of independence that's rarely seen among Generation Y. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
What Tam means is... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
we have options. A place of our own... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Which would be very expensive. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Or we could stay with Syed and Christian. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Syed will have two bedrooms, all right? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
One for the child, and one for... | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
..your brother. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
One plus one makes two, that means no room for you! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
THEY SNIGGER | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
-Yes, yes, it rhymes. I thought you were the mathematical genius! -No need to be mean. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Do you want a rent-free room or not? And you, madam, will have to curb that sharp tongue. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
Now eat! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
OK, all right. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
He's got to talk to his wife. They've always got to talk to their wife. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Not me, though. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-I ain't got no wife to talk to, about nothing. -And? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
-Well, you know what? I think me and you make an all right team. -Yeah? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Chuck us the keys then, so I can do inside. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
I think I've finally found my vocation. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
Oi! What are you doing?! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Guess who has found us a new flat? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
-Yeah, Janine's old place, two beds, great views...ish. -How can we afford that? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
Look, it's just details. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
And, check this - I come to ask Tam and Afia to get out and they've already gone! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
In your words, it seems like fate is finally on our side. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
-Every single box, ticked. -What, everything? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Yep, one almighty tick in the box marked mother-in-law. Chuck us that. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
-She's going to see the social worker tomorrow. -What? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Yeah! She's going to tell him what a wonderful couple we are | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
and how we have the support of the entire Masood clan. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
-CHRISTIAN LAUGHS -Pick your jaw up! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Well? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
I've changed my mind. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
I don't want to be a dad. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
TYRES SQUEAL | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
What you doing?! I could get... Listen, seriously could you just...? Park the car here! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
-Can you stop?! Seriously, do you want to kill us?! -Aren't you having fun? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
No, I'm not! Watch out, all right? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
-Boring. -You're going to kill us both! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Can you just stop?! Listen. Watch out, man! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Run! Run! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
-You all right, Bill? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
-You? -Yeah. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
-I just changed my mind. -Why? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
-Why do you want to do it? -Because I love you and I'm ready. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
Sy, I want to be a father. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
And what about what the child wants? What if it needs more than us? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
What are you going on about? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
I don't think we're enough. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
It's because we're gay, isn't it? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
You might be ready, but I'm not. I don't think I ever will be. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
You know, your mum knows you better than you think. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
-You want this more than you want me? -You sound like a spoiled child. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Because if you do, then maybe we can't be together. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
I'm sorry, I'm... | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
I'm just trying to be honest. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
No, you're right. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
You're right. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
Because I am doing this, even if it's on my own. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:19 | |
-Are you serious? -Zainab's right. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
You're fickle | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
and you're selfish. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
You change your mind like most normal people change TV channels. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
She knows you better than I do. Better than I did. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
-You know me better than anyone. -You should go. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
-No. -Go on, Sy. Just get out. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Just get out! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
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