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Oh! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
This place! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
There's always something, isn't there? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Mind you, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
you've seen more than your fair share. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
If only you could talk... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
-Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I'm on holiday! -What? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Lister! Light bulbs! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Mr Lister? Runs the market? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-Probably red faced and out of breath cos he's been checking light bulbs. -OK. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
-No. Well, look, if you see him... -OK. -..will you tell him that Mo says she's not here | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
because she's gone on holiday? Thank you. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
WOLF WHISTLE | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Alfie, what's the time? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Alfie, what's the time?! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Alfie! -ALFIE GRUNTS | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-Get up! -What? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, my head...! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Shenice, what are you doing...? Oh! Ow. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
You all right? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Gizzards, I can deal with. Haggis... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
You know, I've even plucked a pheasant once, but I draw the line at long wiggly things, Billy! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
You're my witness. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
I don't care what the theme is, this is me firmly drawing a line! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
Blimey! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
What are you doing with Julie's mop? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
She's left me. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Me and Lola... we need the money. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
It was your idea - "Kat, it don't need to be a night, does it? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
"Tell you what, how about lunch hour tomorrow, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
"knees up, mother brown, cor blimey trousers." | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Oi, it was inspiring! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-You were hammered. -Slightly, but very inspired. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
What happens if the kids keep staying up late, eh? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-We get out of our routine. -We don't get to spend any time on our own. -I know. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-I get cheeky. Tom gets grumpy. -But he's a Pearly King though! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
He told you that after a few rum and cokes and a free packet of pork scratchings? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
He is a man with greasy hair that likes dressing up in buttons. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Tyler caught Eddie and Carol with their kit off on the sofa. At it hammer and tongs. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-Where will find buttons? -Kat, it's a rare business opportunity! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Nan! -Listen... Will you watch my shirt? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
We'll just get round the Joanna, bit of pie and mash... What's there not to like? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
You need your milk, don't you? Kat, just stick the kettle on! You watch my shirt all right. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Just be careful. Kat! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm quite partial to a jellied eel, and pie and mash. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-They were supposed to be in a jar. -You do it in, then. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-I ain't doing it in! You do it in. Here. -They were supposed to be in jelly! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
-There's never just one in there. -These are going straight back. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-I-I could do it. -Yeah, course you could(!) | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Right back. Right now. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-Eels are slippery. -As soon as it stops going to answer phone. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Are you trying to kill it or give yourself a panic attack? -All right, you do it. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
All right. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Dad! -Ohh. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
-You into this Pearly Kings and Cockney songs thing? -No, mate, I'm tone deaf. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:49 | |
-Kat, has he been in? -Who, Lister? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Fat Elvis! -Fat Elvis? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
The word is, he's out. I'm a woman, Kat. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
I got a woman's needs. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
-Ohh. Yeah. -Give him here, I'll take him up. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
We going to practise? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Least your grandma's trying not to make a show of you, doing it behind closed doors. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
-Doing what? -Hammering Eddie on the sofa with a pair of tongs. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Hammering? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
With tongs. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Sorted! I love it when a plan comes together. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-I love it when you don't pretend you're in the A Team. -What? -What's this plan? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Tommy needs feeding, Shenice ain't been washed... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
and nobody chooses to sit round a piano and sing, even if there's been a power cut. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
I spend my whole life dodging your good ideas and... | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
-And moaning, I know, all the time. -All right, moaning... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
-but this is about me and you. -Yes. What about me and you, eh? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Ohh. Kat, I know. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Sweetheart, I know, but we've got baby Tommy, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Shenice. We've got half the family sleeping under the same roof. Where's the time? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
-We need to make time. -Yeah, we will. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I promise, we will. I totally agree with you. But we've got a pub to run, that was the plan. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
We got rent to pay, we got to keep the pub afloat. Me and you, we were born to do this. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Give me a smile. When them doors open up, we give them the old Moon magic, no matter rain, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
come shine, we put on our smiles. We give the punters what they want. Cos me and you, princess, we - | 0:06:18 | 0:06:25 | |
come on, give me a smile - we are a winning team, all right? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Yes. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Light bulbs. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-You got to arouse them. -I've got to learn to say no, that's what I've got to do. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
No... | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
No. Thank you. No. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
No. Sorry. No, Alfie. No. I don't care if you've met the King of Buttons. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
In this kitchen, you get sausage surprise or a fishy basket, that is my limit. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
-Have you got any salt? -So it's like suffocating, this rousing? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
-I had that once with that spray-on deodorant, do you remember? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Should only take a couple of hours. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
No! No. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
-Thank you. -Are you having snakes for dinner? -I could cut the heads off if you want them done quicker. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:29 | |
-Yeah, I expect you can. -That is well cruel. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Sometimes life is cruel, sweetheart. -Yes. Cruel... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
and extreme and... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
absolutely not the necessary reaction, thank you. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-Jeanie...is there something you want to discuss? -< -Jean? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Jean, I want you to meet my inspiration - the one and only King Norman. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:51 | |
Oh, perfect timing! Perfect. Ooh! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
You were heaven sent! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Kat, Kat... I'll get Tracey's rate if I cover her shift, right? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
You should get up there and sing. You love singing, go on. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Come on now, man. It's a long, long, long, long way from the kitchen to here! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
Considerable wear and tear to the soles of me shoes. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
(Get six of Mo's light bulbs as well.) | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-Mum, please, I am not singing. -All right, Patrick, yes. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Fine then, don't. Kat, I'll get up there, belt out Lambeth Walk. I know all the words. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
-That'll show you up. Shall I do that, shall I? -Mum! -All right. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Just cos you're on holiday, falling out with Lola every five minutes. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
She took the rise out of me in front of my boyfriend. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Doodling pictures of Jay when you should be doing your art project? Some of us have got to work! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
What is the matter with you? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Don't know. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Yeah, well, whatever it is, you want to take some tablets for it. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Kids, eh? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Just got to roll out the barrel, all right? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Yeah. Everything's great. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm great. Lola's great. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Brilliant! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Listen, will they mind if I eat my own food while we chat? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Only my homeopath's got a downer on wheat products. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
And gluten. And dairy. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-I'm trying to crack this sleep thing. -Don't worry about it. I'm staff. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
-Sit yourself down and have your salad. -Thanks. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
We're practising Cockney songs. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-We're just practising. -In here. On our own. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Won't take long. Hurry up! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I'm a disaster magnet. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Are you? -Oh, yeah. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Accident waiting to happen, me mother used to say. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
When you know someone's watching you, willing you to trip over... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-You do! -Yeah! -You fall right over, don't you? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Drop it, spill it, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
leave it in the toaster till it's burnt to a crisp! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Let's just say Lady Luck is not a pal of mine. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
You know, my uncle dying was one of the only truly good things to ever happen to me. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
Not the actual dying bit, obviously. Course I wouldn't wish that, no. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
The passing of the crown... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
OK, three pies and mash, and one kid's fishfingers. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Did he leave you an actual crown? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Can they have baked beans not peas, please? -Yes, thank you, Patrick! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
Well, not an actual crown, but a lot of very interesting stuff you'd like to... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Well, we must make a date. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
-A date? -Well, not a... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
What the hell! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-I would love to, Norman! I would love to see your memorabilia! -Oh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
I tell you what. Why don't you go out and meet your public | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
and I'll cook you a proper Pearly dinner, and look out my calendar? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
-I...well... -Yes. Yes. I will not take no for an answer! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
CLATTERING | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Well, that is... There I go again. True to form. Par for the course. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
It's all right, Norman. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I'd like to. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
Careful now! Go steady. You don't want to get Shaky into trouble, do you? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
And no spilling nothing. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
Shaky's got to have this lot up Poplar by seven, before they notice it's missing. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
Cheers, tiger! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
Easy now. Go on, you can see yourself out. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Mo, what's happened to the buttons on my shirt, love? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-Kitchen. Kat had a plan then remembered she don't do sewing. -Oh... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
What's Fat Elvis going to do when he finds out you've got a new model? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-He'll come marching round here all macho and have a fit, Alfie. -Whatever. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
-Him and Shaky might even have a fight, all right?! -Yeah! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Come on, girls, what you sorting out? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Let's not fall out about it. Let's try and be grown-ups. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I got to pretend I give a monkey's, then eat my dinner in front of an audience. Will the fun never end(?) | 0:12:04 | 0:12:10 | |
You always been such a selfish prat? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-You try sitting between your wives, before and after, talking about the weather. -I ain't got an option. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, count your blessings, smiler. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Same again? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-Do you want one? -I'm working. -Yeah. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Look, I'm, um... I'm sorry. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Tommy. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
It got complicated. The last... There's no excuses. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
I was out of line before Ronnie went down, I just wanted to see him, that was all. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
How sorry? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Let me just buy you a drink? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Have you heard this? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-Well, that's what Tiffs told Abs on the way to the toilet. -Carol and Eddie. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
-What? -And a toolbox. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
So, that's school, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
GP registration and, to update, your cousin is paying the rent now. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Phil. I've got the cheque here, tenancy agreement... | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-That's very generous. That's the kind of family -I -need. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
-And you and Julie are getting some routines in place for Lola? -Thing is, Phil owed me, anyway. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
And Julie's happy with the way things are working out? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Billy? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Cooking doesn't get much tougher than this! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
No, that's right, John. And I am taking my inspiration | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
from tradition and the fact that my great-nan was born by a bell. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
So... | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-Don't they do low fat? -They don't. I knew they didn't do low fat. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Have you tried exfoliating first? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
No, we don't do low-fat eels and we don't do low-fat beef pies, funnily enough(!) | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
-I'll just have the mash. -Yeah, I'll just have the mash. -I can't. I get a rash exfoliating. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-No butter, no milk, no cream, though. -It must be your product. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
You don't need to watch your figure. That's what I am here for. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
And you're most probably rubbing too hard. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
I'm glad you've told me. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I just... I just want to do what's right by Lola. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
-If I'm not the best person for her now... -Yeah. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
So, what happens now? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Do I get a chance to say good...? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
She's had so many people walk away from her already, you know? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
You get some routines in place and you make sure she's set to start her new school. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:05 | |
If Julie wasn't completely on board then maybe... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Well, now you can focus all your efforts on your granddaughter, can't you? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-The day after tomorrow?! -Two weeks in Mexico, Just you and me. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-That's so romantic. -Yeah. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's got to have its advantages, ain't it? You and me not making babies. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
-Um, too much information, thank you. -Thank you. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-I was looking at a month in the Seychelles for our honeymoon. -It's not a competition, V. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Ohh! It won't work. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-It won't work! -> | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
-What? -Why won't it do the decent thing, Alfie, and just stick together?! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:03 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Oh, yes. You had to have your wits about you back then, or you'd starve. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
-Can't you tell Grandma Carol you couldn't find me? -Ssh! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Dirt poor they were. Costermongers, factory workers. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Poor people, living round here, where the water was rotten. No inside lav! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Even the kids drank gin. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
And the rich people, they stayed up the West End, posing about in their pearls. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
-I've drunk gin. -Have you? Oh, well, anyway... | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
This one road sweeper, he takes the Michael. He sews buttons - | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
poor man's jewels - he sews buttons all over his raggy clothes, even the hat, | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
and in the pattern he writes, "All for charity." | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
And soon, every borough in London's got a Pearly King and a Queen, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
and what bees and honey they raised! It goes to the hospitals and such. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
And that is your East End inheritance. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
That is your tradition - poor people helping out their own. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Careful, Pat - he's going to start singing "chim chiminey", dancing on the rooftops. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
-Patrick, is that grub around? -I'll check. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Anyone after light bulbs? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-Why do bees go to hospital? -No, love. Bees and honey. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
-Money! -Cherry Hogg? -Dog. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-Titfer? -Tat! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I thought I told you to be home by one. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Have I got two heads, or something? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Has he gone? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-You what? -Lister. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Do you think he likes me? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
I think he likes you. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I, um... I think he could be the one, Jode. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
THEY SHRIEK AND GIGGLE | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
CRYING ON MONITOR | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
I never knew if that was him crying or just chatting. If you want, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
I can do a couple of pints, if you want to go and check Tommy. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
I've got enough bar staff, thanks. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Jack, come on. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-Meet me outside. -No. -Meet me! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Come on. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I can't remember the last time I met someone and just suddenly clicked. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
It doesn't happen often in life, Alfie. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Tell you what, Jean. Come give us a hand with some of these dinners, then go and find out, yeah? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
Good girl. You stir that for me. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Just needs a bit more salt. Good girl, we're on it! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
I miss you. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Sorry. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I think I'm... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
He's growing up, ain't he? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You're growing up. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
I can see that from a distance. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
He's going to be a proper heart-breaker, ain't he? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
God... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
It's all right. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
I know it's not your fault. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
She is a bad influence on my granddaughter. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Bad influence, my foot. You heard the one about the pot and the kettle, Carol? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Everyone round here knows that you and him were getting lucky in the living room. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:04 | |
-Chocolate body paint! -Well, I heard a blow-up hammer and a power adaptor. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
ALL LAUGH AND SNIGGER | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Carol... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Oi! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
DOORS CRASH OPEN | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-How dare you talk about me? -I... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-How dare you tell everybody about us getting caught, like we're a teenage joke... -I didn't! I don't... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:31 | |
That is just gossip, Chinese whispers. Inaccurate jealousy. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
I mean, I didn't see any body paint. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Hey, come on. Let's have a coffee. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-No. -Oh? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Not today. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Tiffany! > | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
Jean, Jean. Hold on a second, sweetheart. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Now, Norman... Look at me! Norman's going to love your pies | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
cos you are a lovely lady... and you are a master chef. Go on. Go, go, go. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
-A fiver to your favourite charity. -Go on. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
-Friar Tuck. -SNIGGERING | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Luck. Good luck. Best of luck. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I can cover the salon. If Tyler's the one, Pops, you got to stay and smile, and that. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
-Tyler's trying to pull your mum, Jode. -Ohh. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
I think Tyler's just ANOTHER one, you know? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh. Like Julian? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Like Julian. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
And Adrian. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
And Simon, really. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Come on, let's go. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Fat Elvis is in the kitchen. -Is he? -You should go see him. | 0:22:55 | 0:23:00 | |
Yeah, I think I will go and see him. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
You have got to learn some things are not for little ears, eh? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Some things are private. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-I don't want you to go on holiday with him. -This from the man who's planning his honeymoon?! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
-You can't go. -I can do what I want with my own husband. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
You drag me out here, here in full view, start laying down the law?! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Sorry, Max, you don't get to say any more. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Tanya! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
Stop playing stupid games. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
You make this blow up in our faces, I swear I will never forgive you, Max. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
-It's you that got us here, lying and cheating. -So, what do you want to do? Find a corner? Crawl away and hide? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:46 | |
That's really working for us, ain't it, Tanya? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Let's learn one thing from the last who knows how many years. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
What are you saying? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
What exactly are you saying? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
I don't know. It's the quiet... | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
It just gets so I'd rather be anywhere else rather than the flat. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:08 | |
This is my best part of the day, this. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Half hour, give my face a rest from smiling. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
I've seen me and him sneak in here in the middle of the night just... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
Well, it's bound to get busy, ain't it? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
A pub full, day in day out. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Not that I mind. I really don't. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
And like Alfie says - I've got everything I've ever wanted. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
More. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
I'm glad for you. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Oi. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
I'm lucky, ain't I? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
No, you're kind. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
It's the old cliche, ain't it? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
You don't know what you want till it's gone. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
You hold on to what you got, Kat. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
You don't deserve to be sad. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Hey! Shh, shh, shh. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Shh, shh. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
-We're parents, Max. We've got partners and businesses... -That ain't right. -..bills, responsibilities. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:14 | |
Happiness - that's a glass of wine and no-one nagging. Where does "happiness" fit in? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
-Tan, we're with the wrong people. You know we are. -Tell you what I know. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
I know that you are never satisfied. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Me, I'm an idiot. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
I guarantee you, Max, if we did do it right, we'd tear up those kids, screw Greg and Vanessa over. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:34 | |
Two months... Two months, you'd be twitching. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
-Six months, I'd be left holding the baby, you'd be lining up another Stacey. I know you. -I love you. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:43 | |
-Shut up. -I do, I love you. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
-Didn't matter what I said. Julie just wouldn't listen. -Yeah, well... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
It's only queens that get to have kings fall in love with them, don't they? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
Just didn't want to know. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-All right? -Hey, Michael. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
-Jean. -Oh! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-Is my old man at it with Carol Jackson? -Ohh... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
What is the wrong with you, Max? Walking out without a word. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
You do know you've got the house keys? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
-Good work. -"See all, say nothing." That's our motto. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
-Sorry, Michael. -Course. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
But...I wouldn't be surprised if Carol has got more than inflatable hammers to worry about. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:32 | |
Sorry? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
Letters. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Whatever you do, don't ask Eddie about the letter from Chingford. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
-What? -Disconcertingly angry he was. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:43 | |
I've had enough. If you don't want to sit down and write our wedding to-do list, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
then don't write a to-do list. But you do not stand me up here. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Where are you, Max? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
I'm sick of being your latest affair. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
-Remind me how we got together the first time. -I've grown up. I have grown up. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
Come on, Max. You know this isn't right. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
We've been gone too long. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Give me a couple of minutes, follow me out. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
-YOU give it a... -You want to go out together? -Don't be so stupid! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
So, where do we stand? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I can't. I want it to be over. I'm going on holiday, Max, and when I come back, I want it to be over. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
You don't mean that. You know I won't let you. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
It's too big, Max. The fallout from all this, it's too big. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
It doesn't matter what I want. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
The one thing I know - nothing stays secret for ever, does it? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
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