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GREG: There we go. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Morning. -Hello. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Where were you last night? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I was just... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Just here. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Thought you'd be packing - we're off later on, aren't we? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Cup of tea'd be nice first. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Cup of tea. Right you are. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
There's a tractor. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
It's a big day today, baby. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
MUSIC: Instrumental version of "Can't Smile Without You" | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
ALFIE HUMS CHEERILY | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Ssh! -What's the matter? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-Look at her. -What am I looking at? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-Well? -Well, what? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-Don't you see? -Don't know what you're talking about. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-She hasn't spoken a word for two days. -Well, she wouldn't, though, would she? -No? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
No, she wouldn't. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-She is taking her medication, isn't she? -It ain't that. -No? -No. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
It's a bloke. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-Jean's got a bloke? -No, she ain't got one - which is why she's gone mute. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-She THOUGHT she had one. -Yeah, she don't now. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Right, so who's the bloke? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
No. You mean, "Who WAS the bloke?" | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
It's Norman. He's the bloke. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-He ain't NOW. -No. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Right, so who is? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-It doesn't matter, cos Pat stepped in. -Pat? -Yeah, she's got the bloke now. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-Yeah, she's got the bloke. -That old trout? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Well, we're not having that. -Ain't we? -No, we're not. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
And I can't believe you two kept it to yourselves. HE SIGHS | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Guess what I did last night. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Go on - have a guess. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I don't think that's the sort of talk we need at the breakfast table. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
I bought a car for Lauren. What d'you reckon? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
You can buy one for me an' all if you like. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Went down the Vic, saw Darren, did the deal there and then on the spot. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
We can put a big ribbon round it, give it to her. She'll get the surprise of her life. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
-You didn't have to do that, Greg. -Well, I wanted to. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-Excuse me, everyone... -You can't just chuck cars at people. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
-Not unless you're really strong. -Mum! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-Excuse me... -Hang on. This conversation doesn't actually involve you. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Thanks, Greg, but she's my daughter. If anyone buys her a car, it'll be me. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
-She's sort of my daughter. -And he's a better dad than her own dad. -Mum, that's enough! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
Sorry. Sorry, I'm just tired. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Shouldn't we say grace? -Good Lord. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-Shouldn't we? -Get a grip, girl. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Yeah, we should. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Yeah, that'd be nice, Rai. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Are you serious? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Yeah, I'd like to, actually. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
And you would. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Spit it out - my toast's getting cold. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I thank God for this meal... | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
and for this family... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Us all being here isn't something I've always had... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
so I thank you and, er... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
I think the word you're looking for is "amen". | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
Amen. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Amen. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
ANSWERPHONE: 'You have six new messages. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
'Message one...' RECORDING STOPS | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
What have I done with it? What have I done with it? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
It was there. I know it was there. I know it was there. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
It was there. I put it there yesterday. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I'll phone Max. Max might have seen it. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
I put it there, while I put my gloves on, then I went back here... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
SHE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Max? Max, it's me. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Look, I've lost my engagement ring. I took it off yesterday and now it's gone and I can't find it anywhere. | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Look, can you give me a call if you've seen it? Please? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
OK, bye. Bye. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Bet you're wondering why I'm in here. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Meeting Greg. Made a sale last night. He's buying a motor for Lauren. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-No, he ain't. That's my job. -It's a bit late for that. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-I've done the paperwork, deposit... I thought you'd be happy. -Why would I? It's my kid, not his. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
-Jack. -Max. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-How's things? -Yeah, good. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-Did you think about what I said? -Yeah, I did, yeah. -And? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-Yeah, I took your advice. -Really? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-Get us another coffee, Darren, please. -You've still got one. -I want another one. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
It's like you said. Tanya, she don't want to be the other woman. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
She tried that before, as you so kindly pointed out. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I'm almost believing you. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Well, believe. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Cos you helped us see the light. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
There you go. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
-Where's mine? -Well, you could've said. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-I'm saying now, ain't I? -Yeah, I know, but you ain't my boss. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Oi! I've got money wrapped up in the car lot, which means you, doughnut, collect the coffees. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
Go on. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
This better be straight up, Max. Only I'm watching you. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Well, you watch all you like. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
You've seen the light - amazing. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Yeah, I saw it all right. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-One coffee. -Right, I've got to get off. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
You're doing the right thing. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Yeah. Don't I know it. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Max, if that was about business I really feel like I should be involved. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
Calm down. I'm still getting over you selling a motor to Greg. DARREN SIGHS | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
Here, couldn't put those in the salon? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Yeah, yeah, I could maybe put a few round. -Life-saver. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I've got loads to distribute. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-This what you're doing now? Spreading the word. -It's helping me so I can help others, right? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
You look good on it. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-Do I? -Yeah. Happier. Much. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
I feel it. I do. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Thing is, you never really know where it's going to come from. Happiness. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
You just have to keep looking forward till you stumble across it. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Or sometimes it was there already. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Yeah. Thanks. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
-See you later, Rai. -See you later. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-MO: -It's a diabolical liberty, it is. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Yeah. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah. I understand. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Jean? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
So...Norman. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-Who? -We all know. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Oh, well, it's not worth mentioning. Not really. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Are you going to let that slapper walk all over you? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
-Pat ain't a patch on you. -That's not the way Norman sees it. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Where's your fight, woman? If I'd given up on the first hurdle, I'd be a nun by now. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
What you need is to catch his eye, take his breath away. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
I'm not really the showy type. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Flaming liberty. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Have you seen this? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
They're closing the community centre, just because of a dodgy roof. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
The council won't pay out cos of cuts. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
What a shame. No more wrestling for the over-90s. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
There goes my webcam dream. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Let's have a look at that. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Hey, Nan, you're a beaut. This is it, Jean. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
You start a "save our community centre" campaign. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
You can spearhead it, get in the papers.. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-Not me. Surely... -Who reads the papers? I bet Norman does. -I'm not a rebel. -Well, -I -am. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:41 | |
-And all you got to do is follow my lead. -Iron your leotard, Mo. Wrestling's back on. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-Hello?! -'Mum...' | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
-Oh, Jodie. -I've been having thoughts right? And there is no way | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
that me and you aren't getting married on the same day. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
I'm a bit busy right now, darling. We'll talk later, yeah? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
It wouldn't be right without you by my side. Tell her, Poppy. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
No. No, look it wouldn't be right without you. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Mum? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
What's happened? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
-Hello. Gaynor, would you like to take Ms Cooper upstairs? -Sure. Follow me. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
-All right? -Hello. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
I've just texted the girls - told them to come round later. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-SHE EXHALES DEEPLY -This is it, then? -This is it. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
I couldn't sleep last night. Everyone's faces kept popping into my head. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Greg, you mean? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-Abs, Rainie. Even my mum. -Your mum? It's no wonder you couldn't sleep. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-She's going to be your mum again soon. You ready for that? -Yeah, I don't care. As long as I'm with you. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
Did you know Greg's bought Lauren a motor? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
You'll just have to let it go, babe. It's probably the last thing he'll ever do for her. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
What if she sticks to her word - jumps in it and runs me over? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
She's not going to. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Not when she realises it's us. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
We're all going to be together again. All of us. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
I'm shaking. Look at me. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
I'm going to need a drink before we do this. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I tell you what - why don't we meet at the flat? We'll have a couple of drinks, then... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
take a deep breath and go and tell everyone. SHE SIGHS | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
-Max... -I know. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
But we walk in... | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
hand in hand... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
and we'll do what we got to do. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-It's a sign. -It's a lost ring. -It's almost like the ring knows something's not right. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Mum, you're getting married. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Max has proposed, you've accepted. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-Yeah. Same day as Jode. -Yeah, same day as me. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Not so sure about that. Max wasn't exactly happy at the prospect. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-Mum, I'm not doing this without you. Poppy'll drag Max there if she has to. -Yeah, I'll drag him. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
All this panic is just nerves. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-What you really need is to get thinking about your big day. -BOTH big days. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
-Which is the same day. -I dunno, love. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-I -do. Now come on, | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Jodie's taking charge. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
What you need is plans. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Big, amazing plans. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Beep, beep, beep. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
That got a chapter about being dumped with grandchildren morning, noon and night? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Thought you was going to be out spreading the gospel. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
I'm building up to it. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Not a lot to shoving a leaflet in someone's face. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
Bit more than that, Mum. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Really? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
OSCAR CHATTERS | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-TV, VOLUME INCREASING: 'That's the cartoon done by Topol...' -Mum! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
'..who played the part of Tevye in Fiddler, and he did that and one other one of me, | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
-'and gave them to me and signed them. There you go. -Wow! He was a great artist, as well. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
'Yeah, it's a good cartoon...' | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Patrick? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Do you fancy a drink or three? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
What do you mean, you're busy? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Doing what? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
What?! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
So what made Jean so popular, then? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Shut up. -What you doing? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Don't keep hitting me like that, that's abuse that is, darling. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-You're going to have to kiss it better later now, ain't you? -I would, but... | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
I got chapped lips. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
-This...is a desecration. -What? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
-A desecration. -You doing that in French? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Zip it, Nan. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
Go on, Jean. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, er, whatever it is, it's wrong. Because we need the centre | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
and, um... Well, if we want it, we're going to have to fight for it. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
Oh, yes, it's like everything in life, you know. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Exactly, Patrick. Exactly. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
So, um, I'm proposing... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Oh, Jean. Oh, yes, I'll marry you. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
For me? You shouldn't have. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Just what every teen needs. -Shame I haven't got a car to put them in, though. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Well, that's the thing. See, we've got to think about getting you a motor. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
Sure your dad can sort you out a deal. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-You think he would? -Well, there's no point passing your test if you're going to get on a bus! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
I'm proposing that we all take up arms together. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Oh, yes, and take up your legs too. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
PATRICK CHUCKLES | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Patrick, we're supposed to be taking this seriously. Er... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
I'm proposing a roof fund. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Ways of raising money to get the roof fixed. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Here, Norm. Over here, mate. (Build it and he will come.) | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Heard there was an uprising. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Yes, this is us. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Up rising together. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Ooh, sorry. I got held up. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Budge up, Patrick. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
All right, all right, all right. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Ooh, I love a revolution. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
We've got enough actually, Pat. Sorry. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Kat, love, you can never have enough. You should know that. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I agree. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
Aww! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
This bit still makes me cry. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
You're supposed to be cheering me up. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
This is cheery. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Dead cheery. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-You two! -So, have you got any ideas yet? Things you might need. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
You know, stuff like they had. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-What, like the Royals? -We've got to splash out, make it spesh. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:38 | |
It'll turn up. It will. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
So, how's Darren about all this, eh? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-It is his big day as well. -Well, me and Pops've got a plan for him. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-We're going to do a pincher movement. -Pincher. -Pincher? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Like a crab with his pinchers - come at him from either side. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
He tries to go one way, I'll be there. Tries to go the other way, Poppy'll be there. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
-Genius, innit? -Genius. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Gaynor'll be with you in a minute, all right? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
I'm sorry if I got a bit ahead of myself earlier on. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:39 | |
You know, with the car and all that. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
You didn't need to do that, darling. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Course I did. Don't want you unhappy, do I? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-Not when we're about to fly off. -I haven't packed yet. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
I just got the cases down. I thought we could pack a bit extra - you know, bit of silk, bit of lace... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
-Great. -You do what you've got to do here, hand over the keys and I'll sort the rest out, all right? | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
TOY BANGS | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Stop that racket. D'you hear me? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Stop your noise. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
How class is that? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Max and Jack will see that I'm not just the coffee boy. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
How many of these have you got? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
-A thousand. -One thousand? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
Yep. Mickey did me a good deal. He said you can't call yourself a businessman | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
unless you've got business cards. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Yeah. It's going to take centuries to hand them all out. Sorry. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Right. Pretend you don't know me. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-But I do. -Yeah, I know. But you're just pretending, right, Tam? Go with it, all right? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
-Pretend we're at a function. -What function? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Um, golf. A golf day. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
I wouldn't be there, cos I don't like golf. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Yeah I know, but this is the bloke you're pretending to be. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-He likes golf? -He loves it. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Oh, OK. What trousers am I wearing? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-Sorry? -Cos they wear really weird trousers. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Yeah, anyway, I come over, and we get chatting, and you say... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
-"D'you like my trousers?" -No. You say, what do I do for a living? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
And I say, "Darren Miller, sales exec, work in the automobile industry." | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
-And you say... -"I've got other pairs." | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
"How interesting. Really good to talk to you. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
"Why don't you take one of my cards and...call me?" | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
-I've already got one, though, so... -Well, now you've got two. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
OK. I'll call you twice, then. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Yeah. Call me twice. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-Here he is. -Here he is. -Oh, look what I've got! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
Pincher One to Pincher Two. Are you reading me? Over. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Pincher Two to Pincher One, I am reading you. Over. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-Darren Miller, I am sick of being engaged to you. -Sick to death. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-So I've decided that we're going to set a date. -A date to get married. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Cool. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I will see you on the golf course, Darren. OK? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Oh, you should've told me you were having a meeting. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Tell you what, that centre has been a godsend to me. Talking of which... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
This is too late for me, my dear. Not enough time left to repent for all the things that I have done. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:32 | |
-That's just it - it's never too late. -We're talking roof here. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Oh...sorry. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
-There's some wise words in here. -Yeah, I think so. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Yeah, but none of 'em mention a tiler. So come on, Jean, focus. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Right. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
I've put together a fund-raising team list. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:51 | |
So Patrick, because you're such a charmer, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
I thought you could contact local companies and see if they'd like to contribute to the cause. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:59 | |
Well, then, I'll give it my charming best, my dear. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
-Norman and I... -Yeah? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
I thought we could do event management. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Organise some sort of function where we get people to... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
open their eyes to what is going on. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
I'm all for that, Jean. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-You are? -Oh, yeah. -So who's going to do the catering? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
W-W-Why do we need catering? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
-You always need catering. -Yeah, I could help you with that Jean. Yeah, you cook, I'll dish out. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
-OK, that sounds settled, then. -It does? -Yeah. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Hold on. This is JEAN'S scheme. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Yeah, and it's working beautifully. I'll help you manage events. And I hope you've got some good ideas. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:40 | |
-Well, let's discuss it all over a bottle of wine, eh? -Oh, lovely. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
-SHE SHOUTS: -Brainwave! Brainwave! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
I know what will get us some money. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
We could have a fete. Yeah. We could hold a fete. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
And it could be called the, um... | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Fete and Fortune Day. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
-I can do me tarot cards. -You know, we could get Ian to sponsor that. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
And we'll need a main attraction, so maybe, Norman, you could do your Pearly King thing. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
-You'll need a Pearly Queen. -I could do that. We could be a right pearly royal couple, Norman. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
-Everyone will flock to see us. -That's a great idea! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-But I've got my own Queen. -You have? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
You'll do it, won't you, Pat? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
CRASHING | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
OSCAR SCREAMS | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Oscar? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I'm on my way there now. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Yeah, I'm going to tidy up, yeah. Put everything in boxes. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Yeah all right, I'll see you there. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
What you doing there? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-What are we going to do, Max? -What do you mean, do? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-About the wedding. The double wedding. You know - me, you, Jodie, Vanessa. -Why? What? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
It's still happening. They're in the kitchen, planning it. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
They dragged me here and started talking about flamingoes. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
I had to escape. You've got to calm them down, have a word. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
-I can't - I got to be somewhere. -What am I going to do? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
-Darren, just calm down. -Calm down? I need to find about 20 grand. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
-Maybe you don't need to. -It's not like I can turn to my parents - they ain't got it. -I didn't mean that. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
-Just slow down, don't panic and things'll take care of themselves, all right? -Well, how exactly? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
Darren, just keep your money in your pocket, all right? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Just keep it there and what will be will be. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Max... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
You do realise you're my hero, don't you? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Yeah, I managed to get rid of most of them. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, great. Me too. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Rai, have you read anything yet about forgiveness? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-Loads. -Yeah? -Yeah. Why? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Just wondering. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Hello. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
What? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
Right, yeah, I'll be straight there. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Tan? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
MUSIC: "La Bamba" by Los Lobos | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
HE SINGS ALONG: # La, la, la, la La Bamba | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
# Ba-da-ba-da-da, da-da. # | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:45 | |
Thank you. How is he? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
He's fine, Mrs Jessop. Just a cut and a small bruise. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
I'm going for a drink. He's worn me out. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. Mummy should've been here, shouldn't she? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
-He'll definitely be OK? -Right as rain. -OK, well, thank you. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-To be honest, I was hoping to see you. -You were? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
While Oscar's in the play area, can I have a quick word? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
My receptionist will look after him. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
You all right? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Jodie...I've thought long and hard about this, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
and I've decided that I'm not going to marry you. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-Oh, no. -What? -Without making it the social event of the year! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
-TAMWAR LAUGHS -I almost ruined my golf trousers. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-I'm going to go now - I got a restaurant to run. -Well, not yet, | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
cos I ain't asked you to be my best man yet, have I? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-Are you going to get down on one knee? -No but come on - you going to do me the honour? Yes or no? -Yes. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
-I can have what I want? -And more. -Have you actually got the money, though? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
-Yeah, I've got the money. -Good. -THEY SCREAM | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
It's on - the double wedding! Darren said that Max said it's on! | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
-Forgive me for asking, but did you get a letter recently? -From? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
-The health service. -I don't know. It's been so manic lately, I... | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
I did stuff some post in my bag, actually, yeah. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
What they writing to me for? It's not one of them surveys, is it? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
I don't think it's a survey. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
-How did you know I was getting a letter? -You should maybe open it. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-What is this? -The results of your smear test. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Your smear's reported as having severe dyskaryosis. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
-What's that in English? -Don't be alarmed, but they're pre-cancerous abnormal cells | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
that may need treatment. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
I heard the C word then. That was the C word. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-The results don't necessarily mean that. -So, what do they mean? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
There's a concern about some of the cells. For the majority of women, however, they won't be cancerous. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
-But they might be for me? -You'll need to call the gynaecology unit to make an appointment. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
The leaflets they enclosed tell you more. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
I, um... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
D'you know, I did have some... | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Some bleeding... | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
you know - after sex. Does that mean something? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
It's bad, isn't it? I knew it was. I meant to come in about that... | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Well, you'll need to get it checked out. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
-It's bad, isn't it? -We need to get you looked at as soon as we can. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Right, but you're... I mean, you've seen all this before, so you'd know. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
We can't make assumptions - not at this stage. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Is this... Is this what I think... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Is this what I think it could be? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Is it? I mean, you can tell me. I'd like to hear. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Obviously... Obviously, I wouldn't but I've got to. So tell me... | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
-Tell me. Is it? -Tanya... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
It's cancer, innit? Tanya, please... | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Hm! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
Like father, like daughter. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Let's make this appointment, hey? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
He was dead before he was 40. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO: # Ever since we met you've had a hold on me | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
# It happens to be true | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
# I only wanna be with you. # | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
-Flamingos, Poppy. -Flamingos, yeah. -Ice sculptures. -Ice sculptures! -THEY SQUEAL | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
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