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-I liked it when it was just the two of us. -Oh, Arthur, so did I. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
But, you see, life, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
it evolves and we have to... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
evolve with it. Rose, she is my sister by my mother and I had to take her in, it was my duty. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:55 | |
It was the charitable thing to do. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Yeah, but I heard her last night outside my room. She was...lurking! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
It's the call of nature, Arthur. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Sometimes, when people get older, you know, the call comes more frequent | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
and they have to answer it quick, whether it be day or night. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Yeah, but she's hawking me. -Hawking? -Yeah. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
You know, she's looking at me like she's some big bird of prey and I'm her dinner. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
and she's going to swoop down and pick me up and carry me off. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-Oh, dear. -I know. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Two nights on the trot. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-How long's it going to go on for? -He's the one with all the answers. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
I know he hurt you. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Don't try and justify what he said, Jean, just don't, all right? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
He can either stay on the sofa or clear off for all I care. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
I can manage fine on my own. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
So can Tommy. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
And so can this one. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Tan. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Tan? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-Sorry? -Our honeymoon? Honeymoon? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Are you all right? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Yes. Sorry, yes...honeymoon! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Vegas sounds fantastic. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
There might not be a honeymoon if we can't find Amira, get this one divorced. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Right, well...brainstorming time. You two can be the fairies, I'll be the Godmother. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
Let's work out a way of you living happily ever after, shall we? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-Yeah, mate, dream on. -What you doing? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Your job. -Well, go upstairs cos I'm here now. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-Don't forget to count the mixers. -Done it before, remember? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
I thought all you had to do was say "I divorce you" three times? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
That's the Muslim part of it, but it has to be done legally like everyone else. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
So Syed's asked around the community and nobody knows anything. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
More likely they do know and just don't want him to find her. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Private detective! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
They'll track her down. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
We can't afford one, darling. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Chances are they'll take the money and still not find her. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Put an ad in the paper or put a picture up saying "Have you seen this woman?" | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Tan! She's not a lost dog! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
I don't even know why we're bothering. I bet we find her and she still won't give you a divorce. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
-Just out of spite. -Amira's not spiteful. -She's not anything. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Something is up, isn't it? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
No. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
I had a row with me mum on Friday and I chucked her out. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
I just wish she'd come and collect her stuff and disappear. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-You don't mean that. -I do. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Got enough on my plate without her breathing down my neck. -What's up? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Nothing, just...family stuff. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
You know, juggling too many balls. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
This should be a time for great celebrating. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
It's like someone up there's been thinking about the missing bit of the jigsaw | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
to make the family whole | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
and here you are... with child, as they say. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
You should swing that past Alfie. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
He might well go for immaculate conception. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
It's just a shock, that's all. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
It was a shock for me an' all. I have not been with anyone else. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-I know you haven't. I believe you. -Yeah? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Why can't he? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
-All right? -I'm all right. -Ain't seen you about. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
No, because I've got a pub to run, Michael. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
LADS! Oi! Stop talking! Why don't you get a move on, eh? Standing here all day, waiting for you pair! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
-What's she done then? -What you on about? -That look on your face. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-What's Kat done? -I'm not discussing my marriage with you even if there was anything to discuss. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Which of course, there isn't, thank you, Michael. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
The cold-shoulder treatment? That's a shame as you're the only cousin... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
the only family, in fact that I'd give a kidney to. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Give me a kidney? More like sell me one. 50% discount and the rest at 26% over the next 25 years? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:54 | |
-Yeah. -He knows me so well. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Stop with the raise-y eyebrow thing cos it's nothing. You ain't got to worry. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
You can't kid a kidder. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Tell me, it won't go any further. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Just a row. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
-Something and nothing, that's all. -You sure? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Yeah, sure. Listen, if you want to pop in later for a drink, | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
it'll be on me. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
-I will. -Good, see you then. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
It's his kid! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-I've a good mind to get rid, that'll teach him. -Don't be silly! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
You don't mean that. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Course I don't. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Most women, when find out they're having a baby, there's champagne and parties. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
I find out and it's a flamin' inquisition! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
What you going to do? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
I'm not going to let him get to me. I've done nothing wrong | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
and I will not be made to feel guilty. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
I'm very fond of Arthur. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
and I won't have him feeling his home ain't his home no more. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, I'm very surprised he thinks I don't like him because I do. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
He's got a certain something about him that reminds me of Omar Sharif. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Well, I don't know about Omar Sharif but there's plenty rooms in that house for us to live in harmony. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:12 | |
Mind you, there'd be a bit more harmony if you was to pay board like you said you would. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
I'm looking. But there's not much going for a mature lady the wrong side of 50. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
You won't see 70 again, darling. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Not that it's any of your business but I'm nowhere near 70! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Dot, I've heard the doctor in the square is looking for a new receptionist. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
-That won't suit you. -Why not? I've worked in a surgery before. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
That won't suit because Dr Khan is my doctor. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
I can just about tolerate you having access to my kitchen cupboards | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
-and drawers but I don't want you having access to my medical records. -But you want me to get a job | 0:06:42 | 0:06:48 | |
and that Dr Khan is very tasty. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
No. I forbid it! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Hello darlin', ain't seen you in here for a while. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Pint, is it? Or you in training? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Blimey look at the size of them guns, you have been a busy boy. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Give a married woman a thrill. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Phwoar, look at that. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
You going to ask him to do a DNA test? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-You can stop looking at me like that. -Like what? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
You think I don't know what I'm doing. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-You're not the first woman to underestimate me. -I just get a bit jumpy around electrics. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
I don't want to use the toaster and have my hair standing on end. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
I used to repair all sorts in my shop. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Radios were a speciality. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
So you definitely know what you're doing? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Pat, we've established we're friends. Nothing more | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
so lock away the critical tone and throw away the key. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Girlfriends and wives can criticise all they like, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
friends, thin on the ground as they are, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
have to be supportive. is that too much to ask? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-As long as you're supportive of me an' all. It goes both ways. -Deal. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Right, there you go. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Bread. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Course. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Come here. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, look the thingies are going all red. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
-The elements. -Whatever. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Oh, thanks, Half-Pint. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-Want a cup of tea to go with that? -Half-Pint by name, half pint by nature. Fancy a friendly G&T? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
I've never known an unfriendly one. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Excuse me, doctor. -Yes? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I was just coming to see you. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
I'm not ill or anything. I have heard you're looking for a new receptionist. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
How do you fancy a spot of bigamy? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Mind you, it might not be bigamy to marry a man when you're already married to a woman. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Yeah, that'll go down well(!) Me in the dock trying to explain | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
that one to the judge while my mum screams from the gallery for me to be publicly flogged. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
-I've got another idea. -Go for it. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
She'll have a doctor, won't she? Medical records? Could always ask Yusef? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
-I'm not involving him. -He'd know how to find her doctor. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
And then what? We wait outside the surgery on the off chance? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
I want to find Amira as much as you do but forget it. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-I'm not asking for Yusef's help and neither are you, OK? -All right. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:30 | |
I'm not standing for this, Alfie. I'm not having you think what you're thinking. It's not fair. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
-I've done nothing wrong! -Kat. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-This is your baby. -This is medical, OK. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
I cannot have babies. Can you explain that? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-No... -No, you can't! Exactly. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-Maybe Jean's right, maybe it's a miracle. -Please stop. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Miracles don't happen, all right? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Don't they? We buried a baby and then | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
four months later we're holding him in our arms and kissing his laughing face. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
If that ain't a miracle, I don't know what is. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
All right. That was our miracle, it doesn't happen twice. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:09 | |
It does, Alfie! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
It does. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-I've just had that conversation with another lady. -She got any experience? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
-You've worked in a doctor's surgery before? -No. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-No, but I've thrown drunks out of pubs. -It's hardly the same. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Look, I'll note your interest. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-I want a word with you. -Mrs Moon? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
-Tell him he's got me pregnant. -I'm sorry? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
You told me I had one in the oven, only Doubting Thomas reckons another baker's stuck it in. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-Do you have to bring everyone in on this? -He's a doctor. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-I don't care! I can't have kids! No offence, Doc. -How do you know? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
-What? -That you're infertile? -That's the medical term. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
When I was in Spain a few years ago, I had some tests. I had a... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:53 | |
a low thingy count. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Except the one that's been holding back ready to prove to the rest who's the daddy. | 0:10:55 | 0:11:00 | |
-Shut up. -No! -It could happen. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
-What? -Fertility can change in a man. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Come over this afternoon. I'll fit you in. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-What for? -I think you need some new tests. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Tanya. Tanya. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
I'm not in the mood to fight, Mum. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Suits me. I don't want to talk about Friday. I do want to say something. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:31 | |
You've had two husbands. One was a lying cheat. The other, a waste of space. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:36 | |
Good body, I grant you, but otherwise looked like fixtures and fittings. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
I didn't understand either of your marriages. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:45 | |
You didn't understand mine. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Yes, I did. I grew up in it. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
So, Abi and Lauren get you and Max, do they? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Understand everything that happened? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Well... -Course they don't. You're not moving back in, Mum. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:03 | |
I'm sorry. I can't deal with any more. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
I'm your mother Tanya. Let me help. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
I don't need your help. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
-Fancy a cup a tea, Dot? -Oh, that's ever so kind of you. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
I've let this go cold. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Do you mind if I join you? I'm at a bit of a loose end. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
No, not at all. I won't be here long, I just popped in for a snack | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
before I went and visited Jim, that's my husband. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Where is he? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
He's...in a nursing home. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
He needs specialist care. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
Must be hard for you. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Yes. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-Know what today is? -No. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
It's the anniversary of the day I met my husband William. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
That's funny. My best friend, Ethel, she had a husband called William. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
I was running for the bus, he was a bus conductor. He grabbed me and pulled me up. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:23 | |
41 years to the day. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
You're lucky, Dot. He might be in a home | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
but you've still got him. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Yes. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Can I be straight? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
I overheard you talking to Rose, you got plenty of room at your place. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:46 | |
-Don't fancy another lodger, do you? -Oh, I don't know about that. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
I'm at the B&B. I'll pay my way. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:55 | |
You know what Kim's like, you don't wear trousers, she ain't interested. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-I know what you mean. -You get to our time of life | 0:13:58 | 0:14:05 | |
and you don't want to keep shifting from place to place. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
You're looking for somewhere permanent then? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Only, you see, I've got Arthur to think of. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
He's a lovely boy, but he's a creature of habit, I don't want to upset him, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:21 | |
cos he don't like nothing disruptive. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
No worries. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
If my own daughter don't want me, | 0:14:26 | 0:14:32 | |
I can't expect anyone else to take me in. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Right, I'll take over from here. -No, go and get a table. I'm getting these in. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-Pat, please. -Sit. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
It is real. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
You think I'll take your word for it? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
It's funny. I was talking to my accountant the other day and I don't think I could spend all of my money. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
Even if I tried really, really hard. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Isn't that funny? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
It's hysterical(!) | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
-17! -Over here! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Stop it. -What? -Panicking because he's sat there. -I'm not panicking. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
I'm just trying to get a better grip on these plates. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Just accept the fact he's not interested. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
And it's his loss. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You getting a kick out of this, are you? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Is this about Jean? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-Oh, so you are aware of her then? -Of course I am. Look... | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
No. You look. I know your game, all right? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
You throw the net wide, see what's out there before pouncing on an old trout. I won't have you hurt Jean. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:52 | |
I've no intention of hurting her. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
You got two tickets for some skiffle thing and stood her up! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
What do you mean "stood her up"? I was never going with her! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
You say that cos she's stood there. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Jean was moping all night. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
No. I gave her two tickets. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
How could she think I was going with her? You believe me, Pat? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
If this is Jean, she'll have probably got hold of the wrong end of the stick, as usual. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
No, this is him playing games. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Sat there like butter wouldn't melt and you laughing like the cat that's got the cream. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:21 | |
Well, I hate to disappoint you, Tiddles, but I reckon the cream's a bit sour. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-Well, you'd know all about playing games, wouldn't you? -What do you mean by that, Pat? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
You've played off so many men against each other you deserve a lifetime achievement award. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
In fact, they should rename this pub The Slapper Kat! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Pat, are you all right? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
Don't worry about her, she's had worse things thrown in her face. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
-Let's get you home. -You know what, Pat, the beer facial really suits you. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
Oh, shut up, Janine. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
What are you doing here anyway? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Oh, I know. Trying to buy friends with your money? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Cos let's face it, nobody'll want to spend time with you for nothing. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
You'd know all about charging by the hour, wouldn't you, Pat! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
You do know she used to be a prostitute? What am I talking about? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Of course you did! Why else would you be sniffing around her. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Doing deals for OAPs? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Who do you think you're talking to? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
This woman took you and your siblings on. She gave you a home. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
-Don't let it get to you. I'm used to it. -Well, you shouldn't be! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Me and my sister may well have had our differences but I know she was | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
a good woman and she wanted the best for her children. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
And many the time Frank and me would sit in a pub and after a few he'd bring out the photos. His kids. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:39 | |
I can tell you this, Janine, if your parents were here right now, they'd look at you with disappointment | 0:17:39 | 0:17:46 | |
and disgust in their eyes. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
You are a manipulative, spoilt little girl, Janine. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
I'm ashamed to be related to you. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-Thank you. -Don't mention it. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
It's what friends do, isn't it? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Stand up for each other. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Come on. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-You'll get used to the intercom. -You mean I've got the job? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Well, sign those forms and you can help out this afternoon and we'll see what happens. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
There'll be a formal interview and checks of course. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Mr Moon, if you'd like to... | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Oh, hang on. Mr Moon, Doctor will see you now. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Thank you. -He never took you on! -Thanks for the vote of confidence. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-But...you can't work here. -Yes, I can. I'm very suited. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Oh, don't be stupid. you won't last five minutes. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
You'll give everyone the wrong dates. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Some poor soul will come in to have their ear syringed out and land up in the stirrups. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Can I bring your attention to the sign. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
What do you want? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
-I ain't discussing my ailments with you! -I need to know if it's urgent? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Is it life threatening? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Sorry to disappoint you, Rose, but I think I'll last the day. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Hey, you all right? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-I've been thinking. -I've warned you about that before(!) | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
-There might be a way to find Amira. -Yeah? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
I could do something I don't want to do. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-Like what? -Talk to her dad. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
-Forget it. -I could go to his office. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
No, Sy. The last time we had anything to do with him, he turns up with heavies to kill you! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
-I know but that was in the heat of things. -The heat of things? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
It was the heat of things that left me with broken ribs! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-You think some time's passed and he's going to be happy to see you?! -I'll take that risk. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
I want to get married, Christian. I want to be free of Amira. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Come here. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
I'm sorry my life is so complicated. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Hey... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
I just don't want you putting yourself at risk. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
We will find Amira without having to go anywhere near her psycho dad. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
-All right? -All right. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
Cheers, darling. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
I misread the signs, didn't I? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I wanted to believe he liked me. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
It stands to reason I'd get it wrong. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I mean, what would he see in me? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Jean, if you're going | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
to mope around all day, do it in the kitchen, I don't want to hear it. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-What. -I mean it! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
You should fight your own battles, instead of keep running off all the time. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Learn to stand up for yourself instead of being a walkover. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-All right, Kat? -All right? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
-Yeah. Alfie about? -No. He's out. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
-Tell him I want a word. -I pull pints, I don't pass on messages. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I'll have a pint then. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-Join me? -No, thank you. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
I saw Alfie earlier. If things ain't too great, you know I'm a good listener. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
What did he say? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
Nothing. Sometimes an impartial ear is what you need. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
Just like in Spain, remember? You needed to talk. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Jean! Serve Michael for me, will you? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Yes, darling? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Alfie! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Alfie. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Well? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I had to go private to speed things along. I'll get the results tomorrow. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:17 | |
Glad to know you've got money to throw away. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Kat... | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
The baby could be mine. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
What do you want? A slap on the back(?) | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
I KNOW the baby's yours. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
I...I could be a daddy. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
So you're not Tommy's dad then? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
-You know what I mean. -Yeah. I know what you mean. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Half an hour ago you thought I was giving it away with every pint I sold and now just because | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
some bloke with letters after his name says it could be yours, you're thinking of Father's Day cards. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
I told you it's your baby! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
You should have believed in me! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
I do! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
I do, Kat. You know I love you. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
But I also know what you're like. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Meaning? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Come on, we both know you're no saint. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:12 | |
I'm not saying you're having an affair or anything like that. I'm just being honest with you, Kat. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
I'm not blaming you, I knew what I was getting into when I married you. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
I know what life with Kat Slater is all about. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
"What life with Kat Slater is all about". | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
-Mrs B! -In here, Arthur. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
You know Mrs Cross, don't you? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-Tanya's mother? -Pleased to meet you. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
I was just wondering if you wanted me to come with you to see Jimbo a bit later. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
He's such a nice young man. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
-I look forward to getting to know him better. -His room is the middle. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
between Rose in the front and your room is in the back. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
-Your room? -Yes, Mrs Cross is coming to join our happy family. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
She's nowhere else to go. You know what Jesus said about generosity of spirit and hospitality. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:17 | |
Didn't your mother tell you not to stand with your mouth open, you'll catch flies. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:24 | |
I remember my mother saying that. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
After everything that's happened with Tommy. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
you really think I'd sleep with someone else? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
What sort of cold-hearted cow do you think I am? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:03 | |
-Kat... -You are such a hero. You know that? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
I mean, that must be what everyone's thinking. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
Alfie Moon, what a guy! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Taking on that. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
That dirty bit of rough Kat Slater. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Who's had more men than hot dinners. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
He must be a saint. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
-I never meant it like that. -Yes, you did! And you're right. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Course you are. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
I'm up the duff, stands to reason there has to be an identity parade. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Go and line up a load of blokes and I'll try remember if any of them look familiar. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
But it might be a bit hard cos I was probably drunk out of my tree at the time. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Maybe I was in the gutter. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
With my hair sticking to my face with sweat, my top stained with vomit. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
What a pretty girl Kat Slater is! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
But Alfie's turned her life around. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Some days she's half presentable. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
And what a martyr, bringing up someone else's kid. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Oh, and it's his cousin's. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
she likes to keep it in the family. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
She's always liked to keep it in the family! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Don't say that. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Why not? That's what you're thinking! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
I love you! You're not Kat Slater any more. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
-You're Kat Moon! -I'll always be Kat Slater! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
You listen to me, you're my wife and no matter what happens I love you, all right? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
I love baby Tommy and I'll love this baby just the same. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:29 | |
Just the same? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
I have not been with anyone else! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
And tomorrow when you get your precious results | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
and you crawl back here to apologise you'll be lucky if you still find me here! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
-Don't be stupid. -I'm not being stupid! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
The stupid thing to do would be hanging around with someone that doesn't believe a word I say! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:51 | |
You might be putting up with being married to Kat Slater | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
but I reckon I'm through with being married to Alfie Moon! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
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