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Tell dad I'm sorry.

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Tell him I want to come home.

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Please!

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Amira's in a state.

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Qadim won't take her back in. Our granddaughter doesn't have a home.

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-I am tired, Masood.

-Our granddaughter, Zainab.

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I can't think right now.

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You know why this is happening, don't you?

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Yusef.

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She lied.

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-She lied because she wants you back.

-I don't know.

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Oh, come on, she wants the baby to be yours and you away from me.

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You've got to see that, surely?

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He must've had access to the tests. He's tampered with them!

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-You can't know that.

-Yes, I can.

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Why would anyone else do it? He did it.

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You cheated on her. Not that much of a stretch to think she had a couple of guys on the go.

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-We don't know that, Christian.

-I do know you could barely touch her.

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You slept with her, what, two, three times at the most?

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All right? She is lying.

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Do the test again.

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He's a liar. He wanted you and he wanted to split up our family.

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You've got no proof, Masood!

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Masood, where are you going? Masood, wai...!

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Well, that makes things easier.

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-What does?

-You not being in the flat.

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I gave you till the end of the month to pay up. And you didn't, so...

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-eviction day.

-You can't do that, Janine.

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-Says who?

-Says the law.

-Well, you obviously don't know me very well, do you?

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Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

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Oh...

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Oi!

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Roxy!

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Can you move? Move, move!

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You see, the easy way is so boring, Janine.

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-He's with a patient.

-You heard her, Masood.

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-I'll call the police if I have to.

-Fine.

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-Goodbye.

-Goodbye, doctor. Thank you.

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Rose, go and have your lunch. Now.

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-I have home visits to make...

-Tell her. Tell her you did this.

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-This is absurd.

-You falsified the tests!

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How did I do that? When? I'm a doctor, Masood. I have ethics.

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God, you're so arrogant. "I'm a doctor." You're also Zainab's ex-husband!

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-That has nothing to do with anything.

-Doesn't it?

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If the test was tampered with - and that's a big if -

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-there's only one person responsible.

-Apart from you?

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The person who ordered the test in the first place.

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Christian.

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How dare you? How dare you accuse me?!

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-This is him. It's all him.

-Amira, just tell the truth.

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How do we know whose hair you tested? It could be anyone's.

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I didn't fake the test.

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-You don't want me around, you don't want Yasmin around.

-You don't get it.

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You're just not listening!

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-Christian has motive.

-Don't listen to him, Zainab.

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-He wants your son to himself.

-Zainab, don't listen to him.

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Give me one piece of proof, one shred of evidence that this has anything to do with me, Masood.

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I didn't think so.

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I know it's you.

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You're an embarrassment.

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Amira and I'll find out.

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Amira's staying with me. Didn't you know?

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Zainab?

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Zainab?!

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-DOOR BUZZER

-Syed, it makes sense.

-Really?

-Just leave it.

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You're mental, d'you know that?

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He did this. You know me, Syed. You know me better than anyone.

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Yasmin is yours. I'm not lying.

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-You'd know if I was lying.

-Just do one thing for me then, Amira.

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-Let's be certain.

-How can you be so sure you can trust him?

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Has he always been honest with you?

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-Did you falsify that test, Christian?

-Oh, shut up, Zainab. No, I didn't.

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It'd be in your interest for Yasmin not to be his.

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-DOOR BUZZER

-Just leave it!

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Of course it is. Of course it's in his interests.

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Your whole relationship is based on a lie. That's how this whole thing started.

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Can your honestly put your hand on your heart and say he didn't do this?

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Yusef?

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-Zainab, can I talk to you?

-Christian, just tell the truth.

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-I don't need to defend myself to anyone.

-That's convincing(!)

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Syed believes me. That's all that matters. Right?

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I love him.

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Now, I know that really hurts you to hear that but I do.

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I love him.

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And whatever you think of me,

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however much you hate me, you know that's true.

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-I couldn't do that to him.

-Amira, please, just do the test.

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-My word should be enough.

-Well, it isn't.

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I'm not doing it.

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Anyone would think you had something to hide, Amira.

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-Amira! Amira!

-Amira, come on.

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-Please, just leave us alone!

-You were the only one with access to those tests, Christian.

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No. Not the only one.

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So did he.

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PHONE RINGS

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Actually, we're closed.

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OK. I'll check.

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I do enjoy a bit of egg.

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I think I'm gonna throw up.

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-What?

-That is a human hair off a human head.

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You could sue for that.

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Look.

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There is something seriously wrong with you.

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-All right, boys.

-All right, girls.

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D'you see that?

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Totally checked me out then.

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-Anthony's such a cutie.

-Aw, he is cute, isn't he.

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Hello?... No, She's in the loo.

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I know he's our housemate and everything

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-and I know I used to like his brother but I think I might have a thing.

-A thing?

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Yeah. I just wish I knew if he liked me back.

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I'll find out. I'll find out for you.

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Will you? Will you find out for me?

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-Course I will. I'd do anything for you.

-Aw, Jode...

-Are you two for real?

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-Shirl...

-What?

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-Oi! Nose-ache!

-Did you wash your hands?

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You have got raw meat next to cooked meat. You trying to kill someone?

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-Funny you should ask that...

-I don't think she did wash her hands...

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This place don't belong to you no more.

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-This place used to be packed at lunchtime. Look at it, it's gone downhill.

-Shirl.

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-What?

-Phil's coming home.

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Yeah, to no customers and a fridge full of E.coli. He's gonna love you, ain't he?

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Don't look so worried.

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We'll have this place buzzing by the time he's hit the M25.

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-Still here.

-Janine, will you be nice? I've got a kid.

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And I could get twice the rent.

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Unless you fancied paying more...

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-I can't afford it.

-Can't afford it?

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-Roxy, you're the richest chav I know...

-I ain't moving anywhere, OK.

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And, by the way, I ain't a chav!

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I don't understand. Why didn't you just tell me you'd helped Christian?

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I didn't. He brought the test to the surgery.

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I sent it off, the results came back. Standard NHS procedure. Happens a dozen times a day.

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Now, would you like me to make you a drink?

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-I need to think.

-I really think you shouldn't be on your own right now.

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I need space to think, Yusef.

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Subtle, subtle, subtle.

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-Poppy's a lovely girl, isn't she?

-Poppy?

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-She's all right, why? She got a thing for me?

-I was talking to your brother, actually.

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What?

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Poppy. She's a lovely girl. Gorgeous skin, toned, you know, nice hair.

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Pretty much the whole package, really, isn't she?

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-Yeah, I guess so.

-There's no guessing about it. She's the perfect woman. She really is.

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-If you say so.

-I know so.

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I know Pops better than anyone.

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-I know her... you know...

-What?

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Intimately.

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So, why are you telling me this?

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Just cos I wanted you to know.

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Well, I guess I know now, don't I?

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I guess you do.

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He got the message.

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You got a clue what that was about?

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For a smart bloke, Ant, you ain't very smart.

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What?

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What?

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I keep thinking about Yasmin.

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Funny, isn't it?

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Once you realise something's not yours, it makes you want it even more.

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You thought they were right.

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Just for a second,

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you thought it was all down to me,

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didn't you?

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I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry, I'm late.

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Got a bit distracted... Phil's coming home early and everyone's in a bit of tizz, what with the caff,

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and then I had to pop into Dot's, you know, to make her cover me for the launderette.

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You asked me to clean Jack's. That's why I'm here, yeah?

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That, Heather, is exactly why I called.

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After you.

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No!

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-Really?

-Uh-huh.

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You really think that's what she meant?

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Mate, she said she thought Poppy was hot.

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She said she knew her.

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Intimately.

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Come on, it's blindingly obvious.

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This is perfect for you. You can never make a decision.

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Now you don't have to.

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Don't it sound just a bit... dirty to you?

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Sometimes I wonder if we're even related.

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-Two girls, Anthony.

-Yeah, I know... But, humans, we're like swans.

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You know, swans have their partner, they live happily ever after in their little nest.

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One male swan, one female swan... there's no hassle. It's easy.

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You're not a swan, Anthony...

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-You're a lion.

-A lion?

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Men lions have their little gang of ladies, don't they?

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He doesn't choose, he doesn't have to.

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Because he's a lion.

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Don't be a swan, Anthony. Be a lion.

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Am I doing all right?

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It's vacuuming, Hev. Not even you could screw that one up.

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-Why don't you go and knock for Roxy.

-Why?

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Roxy, it's Heather.

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-Has she gone?

-Who?

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-Peek-a-boo.

-No, no!

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This is my flat!

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-You never know. Your dad might have meant it. Come back, clean slate.

-Maybe.

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-What's with the boobs?

-They're rolls.

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-Look like boobs to me.

-Oh, yeah, you'd know a lot about that, wouldn't ya?

-Clear off.

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It'll be fine.

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Shirl, it's Roxy... you got to get over there.

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Finish that off for me, will ya? And get about, I dunno, two hundred copies.

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Free stuff... that's what's gonna get people back in here.

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'Ere, what's with the boobs?

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-Thank you.

-If you need anything, sweetie, just give me a shout.

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Do you need anything?

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I knew something like this would happen. I warned you, didn't I?

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I don't know your father well but I respect him and he respects me.

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-I could reason with him.

-I don't think anyone could reason with him right now.

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You'd really rather stay here than go home?

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It's worth a try, isn't it?

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Let me try, Amira.

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Excuse me.

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-We are closed.

-I just have one question for you.

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When you do paternity tests and they get sent to the lab, do you do that or does Doctor Khan?

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I can't answer that, it's patient confidentiality.

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-You're a receptionist.

-One who knows the rules.

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Do you do them or does Doctor Khan?

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I suppose I can bend them just this once. We don't do DNA tests.

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You don't do them?

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The NHS haven't got two farthings to rub together.

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If you'd just talk to her, Qadim... Of course I understand.

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-I'll let her know. Thank you for your time.

-"Thank you for waiting, your call is important to us..."

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He's stubborn.

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Always has been.

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You can't stay here. The rooms are damp. It's no good for the baby.

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Get away. Have a break.

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No chance. Dad's cancelled all my credit cards.

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But if you could go anywhere, where would you go?

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Malaga.

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My friend Chelsea lives there.

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I'll book you on the first flight.

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Trust me.

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What if I can't?

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I'm not sure you have any other options right now.

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I got rights, you know. Human rights.

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I will break the door down if I have to.

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D'you want me to rearrange your face?

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-Shirl?

-You cannot evict a tenant without 30 days' notice.

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It says on page 67.

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Oi!

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Sucker!

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-What are you, Anthony?

-I'm a lion. RRRR!

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Poppy.

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Hi.

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Doesn't Poppy look nice?

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How about a quiet night in tonight?

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Me and you?

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-I'd love to. Yeah, I'd love that.

-Yeah. Me, you and...

-What?

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You know. It's like lions, innit?

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-Two's company, but three...

-Three's what?

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Three's a party, innit. How about it?

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-Is he saying what I think he's saying?

-Yep.

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And I thought you was a nice boy. Shame on you, Anthony Moon.

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-No, girls, you don't understand, we're not swans.

-I hate swans.

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Girls, we're lions. We're... But...

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You are a dead man. You're dead. Come here!

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I didn't know who else to turn to.

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Why is all this happening?

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I think you know why.

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He lied to me.

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The smallest thing. But... if he lied about that, then...

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We're going to get to the bottom of this.

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Together, OK?

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I know you're in there.

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Are you familiar with the story of the three little piggies and the big bad wolf?

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It's not even like I like it here.

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-I hate it. It's like being in a cage.

-I used to be like that.

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Kevin'd go to work, I'd be in all on me own with Jimbo.

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No grown-ups to talk to.

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I even had a case packed in case I wanted to make a swift exit.

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-Tell me it gets easier, Shirley.

-Wish I could.

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The older they get, the more trouble they are.

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Ben came out.

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Really?

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You knew?

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Course, I knew. Everybody knew, Shirley.

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Come on, what straight kid likes tap dancing that much?

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CHILD CRIES She's so clumsy.

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-How did Phil take it?

-How'd you think?

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-Come on... your dad ain't that bad.

-Ain't he?

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Least you got one. Even if he is a baldy old git.

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Can't believe Hev's got us doing this...

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It was nice without him.

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No arguments.

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-Me, Shirl and Hev having a laugh...

-You know what you need? A snog from a really hot boy.

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Shut up, Lola!

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Here, what about Tyler?

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Here you go, knock yourself out.

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Gotcha.

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All that lion and swan business is mucky.

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And it don't even make any sense.

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-Sorry.

-Weren't you, was it? It was your brother.

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Thought so. You'd never come up with something like that on your own.

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-Too boring?

-Too lovely.

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Right. So you'll take Poppy on a date or something then, yeah?

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Only if you think I should.

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Yeah, I think you should.

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I love swans.

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Everyone says they break people's arms with their little wings but that's just made up, so...

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I can't stay long.

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-Christian doesn't know you're here.

-Just say what you've got to say.

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Yasmin and I are going to Malaga.

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First flight we can get.

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You loved me once, Syed.

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Did I ever lie to you?

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Just look at her.

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Please.

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She's yours.

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She'll miss her daddy.

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We'll stay.

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You just have to say the word.

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DOOR CLOSES

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-Grumpy drawers has gone.

-She'll be back, won't she.

-Yeah, well if she does, let me deal with her.

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You all right? Took a little tumble there, didn't you?

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She did, didn't she? But she's all better cos I've kissed it better, haven't I?

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-She's my big, brave girl.

-Yeah, she's a Mitchell through and through.

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Come on, let's put you over here.

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-You stay there a minute gorgeous, OK?

-See you later.

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-If you need anything, just let me know, yeah?

-Thank you, Shirley.

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You're doing a good job. Twice the mum I was.

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-That's not saying very much though.

-Shut up, shut up.

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Listen, this family would've fallen apart without you, and you know it.

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-Not sure Phil sees it that way.

-Shirl...

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It is gonna get easier, isn't it?

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-You've got one of our fliers.

-Yeah, I certainly have.

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-I've got no idea what the breasts have got to do with it.

-They're rolls.

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If you say so. I'll have a free coffee, please

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and I'll have the most expensive item on the menu as well.

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Cos that's free as well, isn't it?

0:24:550:24:58

No, it's just the coffee that comes free.

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Not what it says here. It says free coffee with every free meal.

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We've all got one.

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You need to come with me.

0:25:420:25:44

Denise, thank you so much.

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It's for the best.

0:25:580:25:59

Syed wanted you to do a DNA test. Zainab told me.

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My word should be enough.

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That's just your pride talking. You're going to end up proud and alone. Trust me, Amira.

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I've been there. It's not very nice.

0:26:080:26:09

Yasmin should grow up with her family.

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Your 3 o'clock cancelled. Mrs Aubrey.

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-After that you're back to back.

-Thank you. Has someone been here?

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No. Mrs Masood came in, asking about DNA and paternity.

0:26:230:26:28

So you thought you liked Poppy...

0:26:300:26:31

-Yeah.

-Now you think you like Jodie?

-Yeah.

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Mate, there is something very, very wrong with you.

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Just make a decision.

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-Jodie.

-Fine. So you won't mind if I go for Poppy then.

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Never thought the day would come when I'd be getting your sloppy seconds.

0:26:450:26:48

Ant...

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Poppy...

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Jodie said you might have something to ask me.

0:26:540:26:57

Do you have something to ask me?

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Will you go on a date with me?

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I'd love to.

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I just wanted to check if you were OK.

0:27:150:27:18

-I'm fine.

-She's absolutely fine.

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We're just about to send them off.

0:27:300:27:32

No more mistakes this time.

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There were no mistakes last time.

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You faked the test.

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Not Christian. You.

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You're lying. We know you're lying.

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Please, Yusef.

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Please...Just tell me.

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Tell me this isn't true.

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Tell me you didn't do this.

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I'm sorry, Zainab.

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I'm sorry.

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