30/12/2011 EastEnders


30/12/2011

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Pat?

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Right here, darling. Right here.

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How you feeling?

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Like I've done nine rounds with Mo Harris!

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Don't look so worried.

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A couple of days in here and I'll be as right as rain, won't I?

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Yeah, course you will.

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If I can survive Lou Beale as a mother-in-law,

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cancer's a walk in the park.

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But Ricky...

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Don't tell anybody. I mean it, you promise?

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All my life I've been gossiped about in that Square.

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The last thing I need right now is a sympathy parade.

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Anyway, you haven't got time to be fretting about me.

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We've got to figure out how to pay madam back.

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Don't worry about that.

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There's a battered old Jackie Collins next to me bed.

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There's 30 quid stuffed in there.

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-You'll be all right, won't you?

-If Peggy Mitchell can come out of this fighting, so can I.

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I love you, Pat.

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Go on. Go on, away with you.

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Blimey, Jean. How many kids we got comin'?

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Oh!

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-You think I've made too much, don't you?

-I think we're going to be eating sausage rolls till Easter.

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It's just that I never got to do this for Stacey or Sean.

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I was always either in bed or in the Co-Op in my nightie.

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Tommy's going to love it.

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Yeah.

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Well, Shenice is blowing up balloons

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and Anthony and Tyler are sorting out more bunting.

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And Mo has put herself in charge of entertainment.

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Fat Elvis on the bongos.

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Bleedin' hell, it's hot in here.

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Mo, are you sure you're up for this? I mean, kiddies entertainer?

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It takes a certain sort of person.

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-What're you trying to say?

-It's like asking Shirley Carter to baby-sit.

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You'll be eating your words later, Kat. Them kids'll love me.

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Go and relax.

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Go on, go and spend time with the birthday boy.

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What would I do without you, eh?

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Where is Tommy?

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And, more to the point, where's Alfie?

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Shall I tell you something?

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You see down here, just there. That's where you was born.

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That's right. There was Mo and there was Grandad Charlie.

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They were puffing away, they were going...

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-HE PUFFS

-We were jumping up and down as well. We were panicking. Just like that.

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It was incredible. And your mum, your mum squeezed my hand so much,

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you know I could hardly pour a pint for a whole year.

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But, you know what, I've got one regret. You know what it is?

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That the first person you saw was Mo. You will have nightmares about that for the rest of you life,

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but I will get you through it.

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But you know what happened then?

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Your mum wrapped you in a Queen Vic tea towel and put you in my arms.

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And I looked in your eyes, like that, give me kisses.

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You made me the luckiest and proudest daddy

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in the whole wide world.

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Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I was so lucky and proud.

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Oh, look who's here, Mummy's here.

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Just showing Tommy where he was born. Weren't I, mate?

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This year ain't exactly been a walk in the park, has it?

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What do you reckon, Tommy? What's this year going to be like? Tell me. Whisper. Really?

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He thinks we're going do brilliant at the Olympics... Woah!

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And the Hammers going to Europe! Come on, you Irons!

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Yes.

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And what about us?

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Here Tommy, what about me and Mummy, eh?

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What do you think? Let me see.

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Oh, Tommy reckons me and you are going to do just fine.

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Mrs Evans.

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I'm Daniel Etheridge. Consultant oncologist.

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Been waiting all morning for you.

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-How are you feeling?

-Bored and ready to go home.

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So what's the verdict?

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Yesterday's scan established the presence of several tumours.

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Further examination suggests that these originated in your pancreas.

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What does that mean?

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Well, I'm afraid to say that these tumours have spread quite significantly.

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Where exactly?

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There are secondary cancers in your lungs, abdominal cavity

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and your bones.

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Oh.

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So, where does that leave me?

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Well, the only treatment options we have are palliative,

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which means we won't be able to stop the disease

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but may be able to slow it down.

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I thought it was just cos I was knocking on a bit, you know?

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My heart the way it is and the odd jippy tummy.

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The angina has made the symptoms of the pulmonary emboli difficult to detect.

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Would you like me to call your family, Mrs Evans?

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See if I can get someone to sit with you.

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No. No, no. They've got enough on their plate.

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There are some treatment options I'd like to discuss.

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Or would you rather have a moment?

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I'm sorry it wasn't better news.

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Haven't you forgotten something?

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-You'll get your money.

-Yeah, well, make sure I do.

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I'd hate for Pat to incur a late penalty.

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I hear Pat's been up to her old tricks again.

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It's no wonder her ticker's feeling the strain carrying all that excess baggage.

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You don't know nothing, all right!

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Ricky?

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I've got to get back to Bianca.

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What's wrong with you?

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-I haven't had a peep out of you since yesterday.

-Do you want something?

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-Tommy.

-What about him?

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His birthday party at the Vic, or something.

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And you're asking me?

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Yeah, yeah, because I know you like party games and I'm partial to a bit of jelly.

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-Is someone going soft in their old age?

-Please! You're joking.

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That child is a millstone round my neck.

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No, got to keep Alfie sweet, otherwise he'll sniff around for maintenance.

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You know what he's like.

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For Pat.

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For Pat.

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Thank you. Oh, yeah, I'm collecting for Pat.

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A bunch of flowers from the stall holders.

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This is ridiculous. The woman has got heartburn, Patrick.

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Maybe you should talk to Ricky, eh?

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What about? Do you know what? I've had it.

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I've had it with my family and all their stupid games.

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It's a number for the council's housing list.

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You might want to tell Pat to put her name on it.

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Come to gloat, have you?

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I was visiting a friend actually.

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Thought I'd pop in, see if you got any grapes going spare.

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Hate hospitals.

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Brings it right back to me when I lost my Jimmy.

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He was my Jimmy an' all.

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Change the record, Patricia.

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-You were never good enough for my brother.

-This coming from an old brass.

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I always thought it would be the clap that finished you off.

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So, this, this friend you've come to visit. Do I know her?

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You might've seen her around. Brash, tarty,

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too much make-up.

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You can't buy class, Mo Harris.

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Used to ponce about in this fake fur coat.

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That weren't fake.

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Made her look like a washed-up old trollop.

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Green's not a good colour on you.

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What's there to be jealous of?

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I had the looks. The pick of the boys.

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And what did you have? An old lock-up full of knock-offs.

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Me and you. We ain't all that different really, are we?

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You take that ba...!

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-SHE COUGHS

-I'll get the nurse.

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I'm all right.

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You're a tough old bird, Pat.

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Whatever it is, you can beat it, can't you?

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Course I can.

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I best be going.

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You keep that chin up, yeah?

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All three of 'em.

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A Jammie Dodger and one of Pat's earrings. Any luck?

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50p and a hair bobble.

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Well, it all helps. Here, how about me and you have a girly night?

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Facepacks and I'll do your hair however you like.

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I like the way Nana Pat does it.

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Well, you can teach me and it'll be a nice surprise when she gets home.

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-Stick the kettle on, B, I'm parched.

-She's in here.

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-What're you all doing here?

-Come to pick up a few bargains, innit?

-What're you doing!?

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We haven't enough cupboard space as it is. Besides you've not worn half of these in years.

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-You can't just go selling my clothes!

-There's some of mine in there.

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-If I was you, Carol, you'd want to save some of those granny cardigans for Dee and Dot.

-Ha-ha(!)

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Right, so that's 40 I've borrowed from Jack, 30 I've taken out the till. I've left Shirley an IOU.

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I've got 30 that Pat stuffed in her Jackie Collins.

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It's like a trolley dash round the charity shops.

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-I went to fashion college, I'll have you know.

-Yeah?

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If you'd told me 30 years ago I'd sell the shirt off my back to help Pat Wicks,

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-I'd have laughed in your face.

-Should we call David?

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He wouldn't want to know. Besides, what's the point of worrying him if she's on the mend?

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All right, I'll take these leggings, this tarty top and this silver Puffa.

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The Puffa's not for sale.

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You know, I saw Janice earlier. She had a right face on her, she did.

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Changing room?

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-Toilet.

-Thanks.

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The treatments you were talking about earlier. What are they?

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We've had to rule out radiotherapy as the cancer is too widespread.

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Right. What about chemotherapy?

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Well, it's certainly an option but given the advanced stage of the cancer, this wouldn't be curative.

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There's also a question of whether you would be well enough to withstand the treatment.

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-Pat?

-He's family. So...

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how much time would the chemotherapy buy me?

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It's difficult to say exactly. Two, three months, maybe.

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-Months?

-And there's no guarantee with a cancer this advanced.

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-What's he talking about, Pat?

-And the side effects?

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I'm afraid it can be very tough. Both physically and mentally.

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Will someone tell me what's going on?

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Why don't I leave you two alone for a moment?

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Pat?

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Right, all we need is Tommy's mates to get here and we're good to go.

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I know. He's growing up so quickly, isn't he?

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Tell me about it. It'll be dirty mags and blackheads in no time.

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When I think about what happened last New Year's Eve...

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I can't believe we're here, Jean.

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Come here.

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Has anyone seen my... Ow! Excuse me, what is this?

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-That's my pass the parcel.

-Oh, really, here we go. Catch then.

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-How many layers has it got?

-14.

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Has anyone seen the camcorder?

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Oh, I think Mo took it round to Fat Elvis'.

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-Oh, I feel sick.

-Do you?

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Doesn't matter, we'll improvise, it'll be fine.

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-Where is that old trollop?

-She went to get some Spanx. That was a couple of hours ago.

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But I promised Tommy a dinosaur.

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Don't look at me. I get claustrophobic in confined spaces.

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Well, who else is there?

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Right. We've got banners, we've got balloons and streamers.

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What are you all looking at me like that for?

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Tyler, you the man!

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-I'll just go and check on my flans.

-Thank you.

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-I just want it to be perfect, Alfie.

-It will be!

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We've got balloons, we've got bucket loads of bubbles.

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We've got Tweenies on a loop.

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And a pass the parcel bigger than Phil Mitchell's bonce. What could go wrong?

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-Oi Oi!

-Oh, here she comes.

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Where's the birthday boy? Here, Alfred, crank up the music.

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-Let's get this party started!

-Go on, girl!

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If I don't have the treatment, what happens to me?

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We're here to support you whatever you decide.

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I don't want it.

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-Don't listen to her. She's not thinking straight.

-Ricky...

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-You are free to change your mind at any time.

-So what're you saying? You're just going to give up on her?

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I have to respect the patient's wishes, Mr Butcher.

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Then we'll go private. You know, we'll get a second opinion.

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Ricky, pass my things.

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I really don't think you should be putting yourself under any strain.

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You think I want to stay here a minute more than I have to?

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The cancer is interfering with your blood-clotting mechanisms.

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I'd urge you to continue the course of anticoagulants.

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I've had enough drugs pumped in me to last a lifetime, thank you.

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You know what I really fancy? Ian's cod and chips.

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At least let me speak to our palliative care team.

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You do understand that without treatment

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you could have very little time.

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How long?

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I'd strongly recommend you contact your family with some urgency.

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I'll get one of my nurses to help get you dressed.

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Get me home, Ricky.

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Just get me home!

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-Where've you been!?

-I caught them loitering down Turpin Road.

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You're lucky they haven't been kidnapped by some degenerate.

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Oi! What have you got there?

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Liam, I hope you ain't been out thieving again.

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We sold Aunty Janine's Christmas presents, didn't we?

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-You never?

-250 quid there.

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-That is wicked.

-With this and 145 here.

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-Where does that leave us then?

-Well, a fiver short.

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Well, I was going to treat myself to a new scarf down the January sales...

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but I think Pat's need is greater than mine.

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Aw! I could kiss you, Dot.

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Here you are.

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Do we get to go to Tommy's party now?

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I think you've earned yourselves a little treat, don't you?

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-I'll wait here for Ricky, yeah.

-Go on, run upstairs and get your party clobber on. What's left of it.

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A little bit of Tabasco, I think, yeah.

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Something to get Mama hot under the collar.

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Raagh!

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-Brilliant.

-Why is it always me who ends up looking like a mug, eh?

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You looking for a cave girl, babe?

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-Oh, yeah.

-I love a man in uniform. I got you a present.

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-It's a bit late, sorry.

-Thanks. Thank you.

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Tom from Kasabian's got the same one.

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Is that right?

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Yeah. You can't dress like an Essex boy for ever, can you?

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Oi, Ant, you're the Emo. Not me.

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Afternoon. Tyler, what have you come as?

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-What's he doing here?

-Ty...

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Good Christmas? Really? That's interesting. Brilliant.

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I had a great one, thanks.

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Loads of stuffing. Party this way, is it?

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Yeah? Brilliant.

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How do I sign this? Michael seems a bit formal.

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Then you should put Daddy.

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Michael.

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What's that scrag-end doing here?

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Kat, I see Father Christmas was generous with the fake tan this year.

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Look. Tommy's birthday coming soon to a multiplex near you.

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Who invited him?

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It's Tommy's birthday. He's family, isn't he?

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And I've never felt so welcome. How is the birthday boy?

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Nan, where the hell have you been?

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I got waylaid, didn't I?

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By who?

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Just some old tart I used to knock about with.

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Here we go, girls. Guaranteed to put some hairs on your chest.

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She's got enough!

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THEY LAUGH

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Listen, Amy, she went all shy on me. I don't think parties are her thing.

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I got this for James. I thought I could put it by his headstone, if it's all right.

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Yeah, I'd like that.

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Amy can't make it.

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-That's all right. Are you going to stay for a drink though, yeah, Jack?

-I'm not sure.

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Come on, you got to try some of Kim's punch, ain't ya? Here you are.

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Right. Go on. Turn it down. Turn it down.

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Right, boys and girls and ladies and gentlemen... That's it, in you come.

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I'd like to introduce to you now, from the Ice Age,

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the one, and only, Jurassicmoonapus!

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-THEY CHEER

-Sorry we're late. Come on, kids.

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Sorry, sorry.

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Oh, Janine, pleased with yourself, are you?

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-Trying to turf an old woman out of her house?

-Bi!

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Let's go and get you some punch, yeah? Come on.

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Lauren, go and give Nessie a kick up the backside, will you, darling?

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-You think it's going to kick off?

-Never mind the adults, this is where the fun is.

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To Tommy.

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-To Tommy.

-You want some, do you? There you go.

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There you go, little man. Is that nice? Num-num-num.

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Thanks, Ricky.

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I'll get Bianca to make a bed up on the sofa for you, eh?

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I'm not dead yet, Ricky.

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Pat! Pat!

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Der-der-der!

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Winston and some of the stallholders had a whip round.

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That's very kind of them. You're spoiling me, Patrick.

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So, how did you get on?

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Well, they've let me out, haven't they?

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I think Pat's getting a bit tired.

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You mind how you go now, all right?

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I thought, seeing as it's a celebration.

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I said to Rose we'll only give token presents this Christmas,

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cos I want to donate to charity.

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How lovely.

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I gave half to Africa and half to mental health.

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I'll just go and see if they've finished with my jelly.

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Oh, Jack, I said a little prayer for James.

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That's very kind of you, Dot.

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CHATTING

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Take him.

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-What am I supposed to do with him?

-Go on, you'll be all right. I don't care.

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I don't want my new coat...crisps.

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I thought you lot would be at home downloading songs onto your new MP3 player.

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No, I sold it.

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-Sorry?

-Yeah, they took everything you got 'em down to Anthony and Tyler.

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-You ungrateful, li...

-Oi, don't scare the poor kid.

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I won't be able to get him to sleep later.

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-Nice to see an exception to the rule.

-What're you talking about?

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Not all babies are beautiful. I'm not going to forget that.

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Just getting my coat...

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I'll finish up my drink. I'll come with you.

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No. You stay, please, play happy families.

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Ergh!

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Oh, you are a bad dinosaur.

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Janine!

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Here you are, I've got your money here.

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Well, according to my watch it's three minutes late.

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So you can tell my beloved stepmother that she's incurred a late penalty fee.

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Do you know where I've been all day? I've been up the hospital.

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-How is the old battleaxe?

-She's sick, Janine.

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-I could've told you that and I've had no medical training!

-She's been like a mother to us

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and there's you just sticking the knife in yet again.

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She's really got to you, hasn't she?

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Pat's all we've got left. I don't want you anywhere near her, all right? Do you hear me?

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You can't tell me what to do.

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I pity that Michael, you know that.

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There's nothing in there, is there?

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I'm just glad Dad ain't around, to see what a spiteful little cow you've turned into.

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Oi, don't walk away from me!

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Just stay away from us!

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-You want me to stay?

-No, you go to the kids. Ricky'll be back soon.

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All right. I'm glad you're on the mend, Pat. See ya.

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DOOR CLICKS

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DOOR CLICKS

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Pat...

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We need to make a list. Simon's number's in my book

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and try and get hold of Ian.

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-He's in France, but he'll have taken his mobile with him.

-Right. What about David?

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Just do what you have to do.

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I could murder a G&T.

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What're you doing?

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-I'm getting ready to go to the Vic.

-What?

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I've been drinking in that pub for over 25 years...

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I'm sure as hell not going to stop now.

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-Evening.

-Hi.

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-Where you going?

-A hotel for the night.

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I just fancy being on my own for a bit.

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This Pat and Ricky stuff, it's really got on top of me, you know?

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That's all good. I'll give you a ring if there's an emergency.

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Yeah. Reception's always bad out in the sticks.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Course it is. Silly me.

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Ain't you forgetting something?

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Everything's all right, isn't it? Everything's all right?

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It will be.

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Janine!

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CATTING AND MUSIC PLAYS

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Listen up, guys, sorry. Listen up.

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My little man's getting a bit grouchy. So the party's over.

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THEY GROAN

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Who am I kidding? No, there's a free drink for anyone who can be downstairs in 30 seconds.

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-Go!

-Oi, what about the kids?

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-Whit'll keep her eye on them, won't you, Whit?

-Yeah.

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Just stick 'em in the bedroom and calm 'em down a bit.

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-Tiff. Pass my jacket.

-I think I'll just have one, you know, to celebrate.

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-Just the one.

-Tommy's special day. Come on Tiffany, come on.

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-Coming down, Alfie?

-I'll be down shortly, just going to look at the highlights.

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I can't believe we pulled it off.

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Yeah. You know I love you, Mrs Moon.

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See you shortly.

0:26:260:26:29

-'Happy Birthday to you!

-Ready? Blow!

-Blow!'

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'You don't think Alfie loves you?

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'No. No.

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'Does he hell...

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'He looks at me now and he can't see past Kings Cross.

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'Good for a bunk up though, but honestly, if you asked him,

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'he wouldn't want to marry me again.

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'He don't trust me, don't talk to me, there's nothing to say anymore.

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'If he could figure out a way of giving me the boot without hurting anyone he'd be on it like a shot.'

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MUSIC: "The Good Life" by Tony Bennett

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Dot, my dear, can I tempt you to dance?

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Yes, well, all right. As long as there's no funny business.

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Once upon a time there was a greedy dinosaur and his name was...

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Jeffrey.

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This is boring.

0:27:540:27:57

Raagh!

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He was so greedy he used to gobble up girls and boys for his tea.

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Raagh!

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-THEY SCREAM

-Tiffany, help me...

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Jeffrey!?

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Right! Raagh!

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You all right?

0:28:180:28:20

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Listen up, folks.

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Who'd like to join me in raising a glass to my little Tommy?

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ALL: Yeah!

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-Ah, Patricia. Usual G&T for you, sweetheart?

-Music to my ears, Alfie.

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Penny for them, Alfie.

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-You all right?

-I'm home, aren't I?

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# ..you must face them alone

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# Please remember I still want you

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# And in case you wonder why

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# Well, just wake up

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# Kiss the good life goodbye... #

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