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SHE WHOOPS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
SHE MAKES HELICOPTER NOISES | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Tiffany! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Feral. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Oh, come on, she's just letting off some steam. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Give it five years, she'll be on Crimewatch. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Give her a break. She's a kid. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
It's her job to make noise. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Come here, Tiff! You're going to be late for school! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Hark - the dulcet tones of the parent. Bobby went off ages ago. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
-Patrick, you haven't seen Masood with the post, have you? -Uh-uh. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
No pink things in the morning. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
There weren't no cereal. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Well, have some toast. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
There weren't no toast. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Come on, get in. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
What are you doing? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Well, you're the one who wanted me to come to these classes. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
So, here I am. I believe that children are our future. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:30 | |
I said, "We". Together. Plural. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
HE LAUGHS TO HIMSELF | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Hey, Janine. Look! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I knew we should have gone private. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Morgan! Come on, I'm late for the caff now. Is everything ruined? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
There wasn't much to ruin in the first place. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
But look, the gas is back on, it's been paid | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
and the electric's back on. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Yeah, for now. I get paid today. I'll replace the food. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Janine will have to wait for the rent. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Can I have money for sweets? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
No, you can't. You've had enough for today. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Don't look like that, Tiff. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-You should give up sweets and treats for Lent. -What's Lent? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
It's a religious thing. You give things up to be religious. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Why? -Because Jesus says so. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Jesus says I can't have pink pigs? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
BIANCA SIGHS | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Morning. So, good day planned? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
Yeah, I think it's going to be a fantastic day. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Anything I should know about? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
So, are me and you OK? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Yeah. Yeah, we're fine. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
What about Lucy? | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
She's fine. Everything's fine. Mandy Salter, I love you. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
Today is going to be a good day. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Why don't I cook today? For all of us? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
My treat. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
That would be great, Lucy. Wouldn't it? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Yeah. Great. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
So, lunch? One o'clock? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-Perfect. -Lovely. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Will you please tell me why I'm here with a load of knocked up teenagers? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
What happened to the beatific mother-to-be? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Why am I here with a load of knocked up pensioners? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Oi. Be nice. She's given you a job, remember? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Don't tell me that's my surprise. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
No, no, no. Be nice for you to work together, won't it? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
-I mean, your kids could end up playing together, couldn't they? -Oh(!) | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Me and Honey went to this antenatal thing once. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
It was mental, it was. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
It was all that sort of role playing thing. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
All the daddy wolves had to circle round all the mummy wolves, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
and then you had to start howling, right? I was like this... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
HE HOWLS AND LAUGHS | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Congratulations, mums! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Is this going to be all happy clappy? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Feel free to ask any questions as we go along. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Every pregnancy's different. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Too right. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
My Honey was size the of a house for our second. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Not a first time dad, then? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh, no, no. I'm this baby's great grandad. Her grandad. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
I'm not the dad. Obviously. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I don't know who the dad is. Does that matter? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Well, have you got a shortlist? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Be nice. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
It can be very challenging if you're facing parenthood on your own. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
But we're all here to support you. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
I've got a question. Is this class going to cover elective C-sections | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
and private hospitals? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Or should I just leave now? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! # Let's deck the Vic in daffodillies! # | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-It's St David's Day! -Yeah. Jean, that's lovely, darling, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
but how many of our punters are Welsh? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
It's not Welsh. It's Greek. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Greek? OK, it's Greek. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Narcissus died looking at his own reflection in the pool. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-Lovely. OK. -And the flowers grew where he fell. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Course they did. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-That's why they're called Narcissus. -Lovely. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
We have to have them. It's traditional. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
OK, let's do it, then. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Ha-ha! And leeks! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Oh, lots of leeks. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-Yes! -Let's have millions of leeks. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
You two all right? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Yeah. We will be. Thanks for the other night. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
That's what family are for, eh? What you doing for lunch? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Want to come to ours? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Thanks. Max, not a word to Dot, eh? She thinks I've given it up for Lent. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
It's a man's basic right to have a drink. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Pack of the usual. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Smoking kills. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Come on, you should know Dot. She don't listen to basic rights, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
not when she's on the religious warpath. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Sounds like Dot. -She says we should be filled with the spirits, not debauchery. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
You been sneaking debauchery into your room again? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Come on, I've learned from Jim. Say, "Yes, Dorothy", to everything. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
And then go hide in the allotment. See you. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Think we can guess what this is all about. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Tuck your pelvis under. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Perfect. That'll help stop lower back pain as baby grows. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
See? You're going to be good at this, girl. I can tell. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Leave it, leave it. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Janine Butcher. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-Oi! -No. no. She's not available, mate, all right? -Excuse me! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-You're not available. -That was important. -This is important. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Billions of women every year have babies without knowing how to | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
sit on a yoga ball. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Just look around you. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Look, everyone's got someone by their side. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-So? -So, I'm the father, Janine, OK? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
I'm the only one volunteering to be by your side. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
You need me. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
So he's left me something in his will? And this is what? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
An order? I just have to drop everything and turn up tomorrow? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Well, it's just an informal meeting with Yusef's solicitor. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
Where I'll be given a cheque for a few pounds? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
And that's meant to make everything all right again, is it? | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
You know I want nothing to do with that man. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Afia will inherit most of it, I'm sure, but we should go. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
If only to say it's over. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
So what's this, then? You due some sort of a payout? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Must you? Pry in other people's private affairs? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
-Hey. You all right? -Yeah. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
That's a lot of effort. I thought we were only having a quick lunch. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Yeah, I invited Jack over, too. You don't mind, do you? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
No, no. That's fine. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
What are you doing now? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Tidying up. This place is a mess. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
So.. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
every time you're in a foul mood, we've got to have a makeover, have we? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Do you know, I've got to say, I am surprised you're staying as Mrs Khan. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
I thought you'd be back to Masood, like I was to Fox. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Well, you've had that many surnames, it must be difficult to keep tabs, no? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Don't presume to know anything about my religion, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
all right, Denise? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Your religion sounds pretty loose. You've had three husbands in a year. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
I have not. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Um, Masood, Yusef... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
then back to Masood. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
That's three. You man-eater. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Masood is not my husband. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
He's as good as, ain't he? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
I'm still in mourning. We all are. The whole house is. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Do me a favour! What, seriously? So what is this, then? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:35 | |
Is it some sort of religious thing? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
How long you got to do this mourning for? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Four months and ten days. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
What? Even if he was a psycho? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
You're not going to give me one of those, "It will bring me shame", speeches, are you? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
I really don't think it counts | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
if he tried to kill everyone. No religion is that strict. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
I'm not justifying my religion or my personal affairs to you. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
Well, pardon me. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Well, I just, you know, I do feel kind of involved. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Given how I was made homeless, I'm skint and mine and Kim's business went down because of it. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
But do you know...? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
No, I'm happy that you got a cheque out of it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Mrs...um...Whatever. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Hello, darling! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-You all right? -Yeah. -You look nice. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Really? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Course you do. Don't she, Max? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Cheers. Don't really need wine, do we, Tan? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
Got to get back to work and all that. Go on. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
Peter! Yeah, it's Dad. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
I was...ringing up for a quick chat. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
So, how's the new car? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Oh, right, it was nothing important. I was just ringing up for a chat. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
I'll talk to you another day, yeah? Bye. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
That looks nice, Luce. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
My pleasure. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh! Well done. That's interesting presentation. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Everything all right between you two, then? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
We're fine. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Yeah, we are. Just fine. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Thank you. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Shall I...um...propose a toast? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
To family! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Family. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Cheers. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Nine hairs and a nit. That's what Dad used to call him. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Yeah, well, Dad used to call me a lot of things, didn't he? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Not a lot of it was nice. Or fair. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:16 | |
Do you want one of these? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Don't, don't. Got to get back to the salon, ain't you? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
It's just one glass, Max. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Only one glass, innit? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-All right, Lauren? -Hello, darling. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-All right, Lauren? -All right? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
You're the only one here who can turn down a drink. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Give it a rest, will you? -Proud of you, you know that? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
You're 18 soon, ain't you, Lauren? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-When can your uncle legally take his niece out for a drink? -End of the month. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Listen, you stay dry till then | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
and I'll throw you a party at the Vic. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, yeah, that'd be nice! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
If anyone's going to throw a party for my daughter's 18th, it's me, right? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
All right, sorry. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Another drink, anyone? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Yeah, why not? I've got to say, Lucy, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
I think it's really nice having salad for a change. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Especially seeing as it's March the first. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Oh! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-Sorry, darling, I need a cloth. -Yeah. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Oi! I clocked them looks you've been giving me. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Listen, your dad believes me. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
So you better stop acting weird, all right? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
I ain't the one acting round here. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Yeah, and I ain't the one going through people's handbags. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Ceasefire didn't last, did it? Do you know what? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
I thought you two were teasing me. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
But you've both forgotten, haven't you? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Forgotten what? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
What's today? It's March the first. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
It's my birthday. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
So Roxy's fobbing Amy off already. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I mean, why bother going to court? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Well, I offered. It's more cash, innit? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
I pay the bills. Not you. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Oh, Janine, you can't just come in here like that. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
This is our house. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Actually, I think you'll find I can. It's my house. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
I'm the landlord. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
And I charge you a miniscule rent, which you keep failing to pay. Remember? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
I'll pay. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Good. I take cash, cheques, American Express... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
I'll take anything right now. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Look, Bianca, I'm not the enemy. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
You can have a job cleaning for me if you haven't got any cash. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
No, I'm not that desperate. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
All right, good. Good for you. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I was actually coming with a job offer for Whitney. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
When little one here comes along, I'm going to need a nanny. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
Oh, well, anything I can do to help. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
It'll be live-in, of course. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Live-in? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Well, she's not going to hear the baby cry from here, is she? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
I'll think about it. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
I'm just saying, a well-paid nanny position | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
from a respectable employer, luxurious accommodation... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Don't think too long, yeah? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Poor kid, she ain't even had it yet and she's palming it off already. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I think I should do it. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
What, and give up college? For her? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
You ain't done all that training to be her skivvy. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Listen, I'll sort the bills. Don't worry. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
I'll go and see Ian, get a shift at the chippy. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
I'll do it now. Look, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
does this face look like I like him? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
I'm just no good at the fluffy things in life. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
I'm so sorry, Ian. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
No, it's fine. It's not a big deal. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
KNOCK AT THE DOOR | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-Are you sure? -Yes! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-All right, Luce? All right, Ian, mate. -All right? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Listen, mind if I pick up them leeks that you promised me? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-You sure you need that many? -It's just Jean, getting excitable - talking about | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
dragons and stuff. Listen, are you going to pop over or what? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Yeah, we should go for your birthday. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
You kept that one quiet, didn't you, birthday boy? Happy birthday. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-Thank you. -First one's one the house. Give me the leeks for nothing, I'll give you a second one. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
-Come on, let's go. -Yeah, come on. -Yeah, go on, then. -No, stay. We've got champagne! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
-Oh, come on, Lucy, that'll keep. Come on, let's go over there, it will be fun. -It will. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
-Don't look so worried. -I'll come in a bit. Happy birthday, Dad. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Ahh. See ya. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Right, are you going to tell me what's got into you? Jack needs our support right now over Amy. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
-You know this. -So you've fallen for his Peter Andre Dad of the Year bit? -Come on! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
He's got kids that he don't give a stuff about and he's sorting out my daughter's 18th(!) | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
-He offered her a party. That's all. -It's all right, I'm the bad guy. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-He's your brother. Try and be nice. -Nice? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-What, like you're being nice? -What?! -Low cut, hanging out... -Low cut?! This isn't... -..getting drunk. -No. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:45 | |
I saw you giving him a hug in the Square. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-What? -Through there, you're all over him. -What is going on in your head? -Fancy a bit of the other brother? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
-Oh, shall I start dragging up every affair you've ever had? -Would you blame me? You won't let me near you! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
It's not... It's not that I won't let you, I... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-Do you think I want to feel like this? Not normal? -Yeah, well, I'm sorry, | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
all right? I'm sorry, Tan, I shouldn't have said that. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
You don't want me any more, do you? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-You said it wouldn't happen but it has. -Please don't say that. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
I love you. Come here. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Come here. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I get scared... | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
..that you're going to find someone else. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Listen to me, all right? I'd never, never do that to you. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Not now. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
-All right, darling? -I'm not sure about this hat, Alfie. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
I can't see what's coming at me from the sides. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
I feel like a horse with blinkers on, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
-not knowing if someone's going to throw a firework at me. -Here, Alfie... -See! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
-Ian! -Look, is anyone here even Welsh? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
You've got birthday boy here to thank for all these. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
We should have a sign, shouldn't we? "Ian Beale leeks". | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
-So, it's your birthday? -But you don't pay them much attention any more, do you? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
-That makes you a Pisces - which figures. Sensitive. Romantic. -Smells of fish. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
Jean, have you got any cake? You know, like something a bit birthday-ish? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
If you'd given me enough notice, I could have done you a fresh, mixed berry gateaux. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:10 | |
Oh, the best I can do is jazz up a Victoria sponge. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
-That's fine. -How many candles? -43. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-Right. -Don't look it, does he? -No. -Urgh. -Oh, did you hear that then? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
You know, it's scientifically proven, right, that blokes | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
over the age of 40 cannot sit down without going, "Urgh". | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
-I didn't not go, "Urgh". -Yes, you did. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-And watch the old balcony over the toy shop! -No. -Yes. -I don't have a paunch. Anyway, you're older than me. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:35 | |
-Shut up, I'm 37. -Yeah, plus VAT. -Just ignore him, babe. You're well the fittest one here. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
I'm wounded! Anyway, enjoy your free drink. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-What, just the one?! -Yeah. I'm not sure your prostate can handle it, Bealey. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:47 | |
-Oh, it's you. -Who was you expecting? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Him. Mandy's bit on the side. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
I want Dad to know what she's really like. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
And he's meant to be here but he's late. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-No. No! -Go on, put it on! -No, I'll look an idiot. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
-Go on, for me. Please... -All right. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
A bit tight. Cor... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-Hello! -Er, Ian? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-You ain't got any extra shifts at the chip shop, have you? -Oh, you've got to be joking. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
I'm desperate. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Look, Bianca, I'm really sorry. I haven't got anything. We're saving up for the wedding. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
Look, I'm entitled to celebrate my birthday, ain't I? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
B, listen, I've got nothing, sweetheart, but I can stand you for a drink. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
No, it's work I want, Alfie, not charity. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
What, and he wants to spend the night. In Dad's bed? Has he been here before? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
You know what, she's a gold-digging cow. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Maybe he ain't even coming. Might not be a bad thing. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Yeah, well, I can't just let him marry her, can I? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
-I have to tell him. -Why? It's over, Lucy. Can't you just let it be over. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Look, let me text this Stevens guy, saying that you've changed your mind? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-Why? -Cos think about it, Lucy. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
They haven't met in, like, weeks. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
And she hasn't even been texting him - you have. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Yeah, well, he has a right to know. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Does he? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
I mean, you said it yourself, I always take things too far. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:30 | |
I mean, everything that has gone wrong in my house. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
My Mum and Dad splitting up. Bradley. Everything. It's all been down to me. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
Blabbing about Dad and Stacey's affair. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
I mean, that was over. That was finished. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Everyone could have just been happy, but I brought it back up again, didn't I? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
Yeah, well, you were just being honest. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
No. I ruined my mum's life. Destroyed my family. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:58 | |
Do you think they were grateful for that? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
No, they hated me. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Just let me send the text. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
It's the right thing to do, Lucy. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
I mean, my parents are sitting at home, still unhappy, still hating each other deep down. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:25 | |
I wish I'd never told her. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
MOBILE MESSAGE ALERT | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
"Stop messing me around. I'll meet you at the Vic in five". | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
He's here. He's in Walford. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
No, no. Your dad can't meet him. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-They're in the Vic. -You need to get them out, then, don't you? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Go! Run! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
OK, there aren't any other curfew restrictions I need to know about? You know, ankle tag? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:57 | |
Joking. Right, why don't you have the 6am shift, OK. Start with cleaning the pavements outside. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:03 | |
And there should be... Here you are. Oh, look, I'm sure there's something there in your size. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:09 | |
-Hello. -She looks happy. -Well, she should be grateful. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
I'm not being funny, but another criminal on the payroll... What's that? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Antenatal classes. Private ones. Just basics. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Feeding them, changing them. How to keep them alive. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I don't need any help. I've hired a live-in nanny. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
Whitney. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
-Here, Luce! Hang on, I got you some champagne, love. -Dad, let's leave. I want to take you out. -What? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:42 | |
-He IS out. -Is everything all right? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Well, you don't want to stay in this grotty pub, do you? Look, I want to treat you. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
-I'm treating him. And he's having a perfectly nice time, thank you. -Oh, shut up. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
-Oh, girls, please, not today. -Why don't you stop acting like a spoilt little brat | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
-and let him have a life? -Mand! -A life with you?! -Yeah. -Lucy, please! | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
-Dad, let's go. -Now, now. You'll need to be Marilyn Monroe to his JFK, OK? -I've got him a cake and everything! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:06 | |
-You know, I bothered to do something, Lucy, cos I care! -You care? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-ALL: # Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! # -Yeah. I LOVE him, actually. Come here. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:15 | |
-You're having an affair! -# Happy birthday... # -She's cheating on you. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:21 | |
And I know who he is. I've got actual proof. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-She is lying. -Am I? I've texted him. L Stevens. The one she sent the money to, Dad. And he texted back, | 0:24:24 | 0:24:31 | |
-begging to spend the night with her. -What? -In your bed, Dad. He's coming to the pub. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
She's had an affair right under your nose. She's a cheap... little...tart. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
Sounds about right. Don't give me that look, Mand. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
You can scrub your face but you can't scrub what's underneath. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
-Mandy, what you done? -Just admit it. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Ain't you going to say hello? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
You're the one who dragged me here with your stupid little texts. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
-MANDY SIGHS -L Stevens? As in Lorraine Stevens. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:04 | |
My mum. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
SCOFFS | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Um...OK. What's the matter? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:25 | |
Now that Bianca's gone, spit it out. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Whitney was a hooker. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Laid up in some dirty room with horrible geezers climbing all over her. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
Well, she made mistakes. I've made mistakes. Does that make me unfit to be a mother? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:41 | |
She slept with the local nonce. Am I the only one that thinks that's wrong?! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
It can't be good for you, is my point. It must warp you in some way. It messes with your head. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
And yet you seemed perfectly happy to let your brother date her. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
-I think you're overreacting. -Am I now? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
And she lives with my kid?! And I'm supposed to fix visiting hours with her, am I?! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
You're not moving in, if that is what this is about? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
And my name. My child can't have my name? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Please. Not this again. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
You already have a baby, OK, that's living the other side of the Square that you never even see. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:16 | |
And have you ever wondered why? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
We were going to be together, all right? But Kat wouldn't let me. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
She said no. She wouldn't let me be the father. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
What am I supposed to do about that, if she says no? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
And so you just cut everything off, don't you? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
And then you can't go back. It's too late. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
And now I can never be his dad. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I will never stop you being this baby's father. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
Really? What are you doing? You're stopping me. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Explain that to me. You can't. I didn't even know you had that. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
I didn't even know you had it. I deserve more than that. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Oh, God, here we go again. Look, Janine... | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
..we're so similar... in so many ways. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:05 | |
We've got this messed up childhood, where we were wondering if anybody loved us enough. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:12 | |
And...and YET you still won't let me love my child. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:18 | |
-I'll never, ever stop you loving our baby... -Oh, "our" baby now(!) | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
Now it suits you, is it? Our baby. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Our baby, who'll know me as the dad who wasn't there. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
When it went to sleep. When it woke up. When it cried in the night. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
No, well, I can't be its dad, Janine. Not on those terms. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
So it's best it never knows me. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
So then it can't hate me. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
I've had enough. It's your baby now. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
It's over. You're on your own. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
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