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All right, Mum? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Yeah. A bit thirsty. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
What? Not too old for a little bop, am I? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Oh, your hair's a bit flat, Mand, innit? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Borrow some of my hairspray if you want? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Hev... Oh, Hev, you've got to save me. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
I'm so ashamed of myself. It's the kitchen... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:25 | |
it's clean. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Can I come round? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Come round? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Erm, it's just that Andrew, he's just moved in, and... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:35 | |
'Moved in?' | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Yeah, and we're sort of celebrating. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Congratulations. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Listen, some other time, yeah? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
See you. Bye. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Do you think Amira will come back? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-No. -No? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Why d'you have to be so negative all the time? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
I'm just managing expectations. You know, it's the vital, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
yet under-appreciated role I play in this family. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Whereas it's your job to make vague, sweeping statements | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
denigrating the key personality traits of the ones you hold dearest. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Why d'you have to be so long-winded all the time? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Been thinking. Why don't we take the night off, do something? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
We can't. We're short-staffed. I'm just going to... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
He's just a bit sensitive at the moment, Afia, that's all. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
-We all are. -Yeah. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Wait - I've got an idea. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
I do love this house, Ian - it's so spacious, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
yet homey at the same time, innit? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
No wonder my daughter's nailed her hat here. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
I would do too, given half the chance. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Well, you're welcome to stay as long as you like. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-You are drunk. -Drunk? Do I look drunk to you, Ian? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
No, not really, no... | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Well, that doesn't mean anything - she's an alcoholic. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
I can tell the signs. Look at her eyes. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
You're seeing things, love. I don't blame her - | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Mandy's been through some tough times with me. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I'm grateful she's let me back in her life. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
I think you'd better make a move, Mum. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
A move? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Yeah. Ian's been really polite, you don't want to outstay your welcome. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
Is that what I've done? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
No. No, not at all. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
See, I thought we were just getting to know each other, you know. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
I mean, he hasn't met the real me yet. Has he, Mand? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-There you go, Zee. -Thank you. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
You know, I just wanted to say that, for everything that you've done | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
for Kim, Patrick, me - I am eternally grateful. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Don't be silly - it's my pleasure. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Well, it means a lot, so... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-Dee, Dee, Dee. -What? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Check this out. Check this out. Look. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-Now, you see this Jacuzzi, right? -Yeah. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Now, picture it with "Kimberley's Palace" | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
emblazoned across the side with neon lights. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Hmm? This has got to be top of the list. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
-Oh, you've got a list? -Oh, yeah, too right. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Listen, when you're spending big money, you have to be organised. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-No messing about. -Very commendable. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Yes, but me and Kim, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
we were just saying how grateful we are, right, Kim? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
-Oh, yeah. Thanks. -And, obviously, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
if there's anything that we can ever do to repay the favour, then... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
It's funny you should say that... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
You texting Amira again? How many you sent her now? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
About two and a half. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Half? How can you send half a message? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
One was a kiss. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh...please make it stop. It's embarrassing. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Two words, eh, Whitney Dean. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-Well, good morning. -Morning. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
You just up? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
So? And by the way, have any of you two ever heard of loo roll? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Have you ever heard of a thing called a shop? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
All right, I'll go and get some. Cash, please? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Use your own. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
I kind of haven't got any. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-Well, how are you planning on paying the rent, then? -Rent? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Mm-hmm. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Maybe you're just being paranoid. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
It's like your mum said - she's given you reason in the past. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Yeah, but you don't know her. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
She's sly, she's trying to get you onside. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Look, if I'm on anyone's side it's yours, all right? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
But she is your mum, and, look, maybe she needs you | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-and this is her cry for help. -DOOR OPENS | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Ahh, just the lady that I need. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
"Oh, hello, Dad, how are you?" | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Erm, can you do me a favour? Can you hand these out. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Seriously? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Yeah, seriously. Look, McKlunky's is sticking a big dent in our profits. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-It'll just take a couple of hours. -Why can't she do it? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Well, it's a good point - you could help. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I would, but... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Big girl, me. Besides, I've got plenty here to keep me entertained. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Settled, then. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Why not? -Lauren, look at it from my point of view. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Why would I want to employ someone who is lazy, irresponsible and for most of the time, drunk? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
Fine, second-rate car sales ain't really my scene anyway. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-Good. -And the money was a joke. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Right, well, don't forget to put me down as your referee, yeah? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Hello, darling. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-What did she say? -She wanted her job back, didn't she? Cheeky mare. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
Maybe you should give it back. We can keep an eye on her. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I know what I'm doing. She'll come running back in under six hours. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Princess Amira off shopping, is she? Left you with the baby. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Didn't Ant tell you? She's left Walford. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Vodka. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Cheese. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Not the type you find in the back of your fridge. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
This is bona fide Stinking Bishop. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
And wait for it, wait for it... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Cagney and Lacey box set, I got it down the market. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Well, slap me down, Hev, I expected a better reaction than that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
She said she was busy. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Pen. Paper. We can make a list. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
A list? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
-Yeah, you know. Things to do. It's what honoured maids do, innit? -It's actually all sorted. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
Nah, come on, there must be something. Flowers? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Mr Trueman's getting them. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
What about them little name thingies that you put on the table? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-No, we're not making it that formal. -DJ? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
By sorted, we meant...sorted. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Erm, there is one thing you can do. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
We haven't decided on the reading yet. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
So, s'pose you could help out with that. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Stop being so thick, all right, Tamwar? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
we're here to run the restaurant so that you can have a nice evening with Afia. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
-Here you go. -There's no need, cos she knows we're busy. -Masood! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Yeah, yeah, look, Tam, after everything | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
we've been through recently - Afia especially - | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
we need to be a bit... kinder to each other. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Now, look, Tam, it's time for you to step up. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Your wife needs you. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
You know, I reckon I was wrong about your mum. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
She's nice. Brave, even. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
It must be hard, battling an alcohol addiction. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
You must really, really trust her. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
You know what? Tell Ian I ain't his skivvy. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
Where's she off to? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Oh, give them here. I'll do it. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
BOTH: # Diamonds and Pearls... # | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
To the D to the I to the A to the M. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
O to the N to the D to the pearls of love... | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Perfect. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
Perfect! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Or maybe not. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
It's a bit... | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-A bit what? -It's a lot tacky. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-Maybe he's right, Shirl. -It's Prince! It's class! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:07 | |
I was thinking a poem. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Hev's never read a poem in her life! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-Shakespeare - a love sonnet. -Oh, shut up. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
You can't have Shakespeare at your wedding - tell him. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
I like Romeo and Juliet. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
You like Leonardo DiCaprio, it ain't the same thing. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I'm just saying, maybe we should discuss it first. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
You know - in private. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
OK, sure. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
No. We're going to compete for this. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
You think you know Hev better than me? Prove it. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
All right, then. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
All right, then. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Mum! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Mum! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Mum! Mum! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Mum. Mum! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I was having a kip. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
All the things you said, the counselling, the medication... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
What you doing back so soon? You checking up on me? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Mum, you can't keep drinking like this... | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, leave it out, Mand. I'm fed up with this high and mighty act. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
It ain't you, so drop it. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Come on. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Come and sit with your old mum, eh? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Come on. We've barely spent any time together since I first got here. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
You know why I do it, don't you? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I don't mean to, but it just helps, you know? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Helps stop the pain. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
D'you know what really hurts? Cuts me to the quick. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
To think, if that stuck-up little madam hadn't got in touch, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
I never would have known about any of this. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
You wouldn't have told me. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Now you want to get rid of me. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
This is my life, Mum. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Mine. You don't get to take everything from me. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:32 | |
Kept your priorities the same - always looking out for number one - | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
just like you've always done. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Is that right? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
So who was it, Mum, that used to sit up all night by the phone | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
waiting to call the police just in case you didn't come home? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
Who was it, Mum, that would sit up all night while you slept, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
waiting for you to choke on your own vomit? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Or stand outside your bedroom door, Mum, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
waiting for your moans to turn into screams? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
That's right. Yeah, total mess-up, me. No wonder you want rid. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
I never said that... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
No, you don't have to. You've always thought you were better than me. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
Making out you're all lah-di-dah. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I tell you, you're no different from me. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
A washed-up old tart. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
You're jealous, Mum. That's what this is. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:34 | |
Cos I've found someone who...who cares about me | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
and you don't like it. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Because I can do something, Mum, you've never been capable of... | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
..I can get someone to love me. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Oh, sweetheart. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Oh, Mandy Moo. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
I've told you this before. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Men don't fall in love with girls like you. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Cos you're nothing | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
but a skinny little cow. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
There is not one lovable bone in that entire body of yours. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
And if you died tomorrow, d'you think anyone would shed a tear? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
No. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Do you think anybody would be there at your graveside? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
No. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-IAN: -You all right? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Mandy? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
What's happened? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
It was like a hijack. Like a parental hijack. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Well, your mum's assertiveness has its uses sometimes. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
-What's that? Baked beans? -Well, you weren't expecting me | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
to slave all day in the kitchen, now, were you? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
I mean, this is the 21st century, Tam. Now, sit down. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
OK. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Who's my favourite female singer? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Is it Madonna? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Madonna? You muppet. Hazel Dean. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Correct. Next question - what's my favourite song? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:34 | |
I know this, I know this - it's Careless Whisper. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Uh. Trick question. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
I got it, I got it - it's Wham, Wake Me Up - pride of place in your vinyl collection, innit? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:44 | |
That's number two. It's Mel And Kim, Respectable. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
Correct. Right, that's four to Shirley, zero to Andrew. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
# Diamonds and Pearls... # | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Next question, what's George's favourite song? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-The Wheels On The Bus. -Correct. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
No, hang on a minute. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
This quiz is supposed to be about you, not George. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Yeah, so George is me. OK. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
What is George's favourite food? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Mashed banana with chocolate sprinkles. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-Correct. -Yes! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
She all right? I didn't mean anything that I said. You know, she's over-sensitive. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
You know what mothers and daughters can be like. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Yeah, how about we all go out for a meal? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-You an' all, Lucy. -Lovely. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Yeah, I think it's what we need - you know, get out of the house. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Yeah. Lovely. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Who's the prettiest girl in the world? Who is? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Not when she's making that face. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
You better not need a nappy change, Yaz. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-I will leave you to enjoy the perks of fatherhood. -Yeah, while I still can. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-Amira called - she's taking her back tonight. -No... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
Just when I was getting used to it. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Syed, you'll always be her father. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Ma. About yesterday...Christian... it meant a lot. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:13 | |
-You all right? -Hello. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
-Kim? -Anthony - hope you're all right. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt you. -What you talking about? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
-Have you not spoken to Tyler? -Not recently. Why? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Look, maybe it's best if he tells you. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
I think it's best if you tell me, don't you? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
College leavers? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
And by that, you mean with some sort of grades, I suppose? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
All right, thank you. Bye. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Oh, that bad, is it? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
What? No, my head just felt a bit heavy, that's all. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:02 | |
Why don't you come home, sweetheart? I miss you. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
House feels empty without you, and Abi's going off on a school trip | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-next week so it'll feel even emptier... -Don't, Mum. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-What? -Guilt trip me. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I'll still be there for you, with the scan and everything, I just won't be in the same house as you. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
What are you going to live off? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Wages, like most human beings. -You haven't got a job. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Ah, see, that is where you're wrong. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
OK, so it's neck and neck - 24 points each. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:43 | |
Final question... | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
How...do I take my tea? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Milky, three sugars. Sucker! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Actually, Shirl, that's the wrong answer. Andrew? | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
It's milky, two and a half sugars. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
Correct. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
No, it ain't. I've been making her tea over 20 years. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Well, it's a New Year's resolution, Shirl - I've cut down this year. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Guess that means I won? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Guess so. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
Right. Well... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Congratulations. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Better start learning your Shakespeare, Hev. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
"Forsooth, thee looks as fit as a rose, Hev." | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Designer clothes, underwear, shoes...more shoes! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
What? I need a new wardrobe, don't I? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Kim, we said we'd discuss what we spent. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Anyway, it'll be ages before we see the money, anyway. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
What about the bling watch that you bought? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
I gave you that money in good faith, | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-trusting that you would use it wisely. -Oh, right, so you want it back now? | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
No...that's not what I'm saying. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
-So what are you saying? Just say, or just butt out. -Oh! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
Nice one, sis! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
-Why don't you just get out of the place? -What? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
You all right, love? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
Well, Ian Beale, I just want to thank you for your hospitality to me | 0:19:14 | 0:19:21 | |
and my daughter. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
Let's order champagne - celebrate! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
-No, Mum. -Ian's a man of class. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
I bet you know all the names of the fancy ones, don't you? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
-We're not ordering champagne. -Lucy! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Oh, you can't afford it. Sorry, I didn't think... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
No. Well, s'pose one bottle won't hurt, will it? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
Masood... A bottle of that. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Ready for pudding? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-Yeah, Angel Delight? -Very funny. Right, are you ready? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Look, I know you wanted a life-size one, but, well, I thought | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
I'd make you an edible one because it's cheaper and more fun for me. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 | |
It's not very good, is it? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
I never said I was an expert baker, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
and I was never, ever any good at colouring in between the lines, | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
but, actually, Tam, I think I've got the shape down pretty well. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
You like it, then? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
Ow! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
-Sorry. -No... | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
-I'm sorry. -Afia... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
All right? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
I take it you've heard, then? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Gutted? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Can I... Can I get a beer? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
You know, you're better off without her, mate. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Don't. Just don't talk. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Zee, look, I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you earlier. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:17 | |
You're right. Kim and I - it was a bit rash, spending the money. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
I am gonna sit down and have a proper think about it. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
-That's very sensible. -So we're mates? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
-Yes. -Great. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
You know what, Denise? Why don't I come over tomorrow | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
and then we can work it out? It'll only take a few hours. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
-Fantastic! -Great. Let's go. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Erm, where did you get that from? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
They made it for me specially at the bar. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
You don't mind do you, love? She's scared I'll embarrass her and get drunk. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:49 | |
That's Mand all over, always been ashamed of her old mum. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
-Maybe she has good reason. -Lucy! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
That why she didn't tell Dad you stole his money? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
I thought you said it was to pay back a loan? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
What difference does it make? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
So she did steal from me? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Yeah. Why are you sitting there and letting her get away with it? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-I thought you respected me? -Oh, Ian, my love. Why would I respect you? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
-How dare you?! -I think we should go. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Come on, we're having a nice time. What's the rush? You can take a joke, can't you? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-I think I missed the punchline. -So, you and my daughter - it's the real deal, is it? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Love's young dream? Jumping you every night, is she? Can't get enough? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-Mum, don't be sick! -I thought not. Well, don't that tell you something, eh? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
I bet she makes you work for it too, don't she? Nice presents, drinks, evenings out... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:39 | |
and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
But it's always on a promise. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Mandy! Mandy, wait up. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
-What is Ian thinking of with her? -No idea. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-Hello. -All right? -So this is it, yeah? The big job? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
Bit of cleaning for Janine? What was it, more your scene? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
For your information, Dad, it's well good - | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
I've met loads of cool people. Lola's a right laugh. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
D'you want a chip? Have a chip, I don't need all these. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
No, no, no. I'm not hungry, actually. Janine bought us all pizzas to say thank you. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
-Ow, wow. Sounds great. -That's nice, innit? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Yeah, have a good night. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Look after yourself, won't you? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Six hours, you said. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Oi! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-You drunken idiot! -Don't ask. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
She let you win, do you know that? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
-What? -It's true. You don't know Hev. Not really. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:07 | |
Not sure Heather would agree with you. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Where were you, Andrew, when all the important things happened? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Where were you when I was drying her tears | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
when her bully of a mother called her a pig? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Where were you when I was picking up the pieces of her broken heart for the umpteenth time? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:23 | |
You ever sat up with her all night listening to Careless Whisper on repeat | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
until she falls asleep? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Where were you, Andrew? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
I was there. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
I know Hev. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
And d'you know why Andrew doesn't know that stuff, Shirl? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
Because that's not who I am any more. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
I'm not your loser sidekick whose only relationship was with someone | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
who didn't love me back. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
I've moved on from all that. I'm happy. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
And so, you should be happy for me too. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Sorry, Hev. I shouldn't have come. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
I'll leave you two to enjoy your evening together. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Why didn't you tell me what she's like? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
I tried, but... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
You know, I would never have let it get this far... | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
She wouldn't stay away. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
-You...get out of my house. -Lighten up, Ian, I was only having a laugh. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
-Look what she did to me. -Yeah, good shot, weren't it? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
-Get up them stairs, pack your bags and get out of my house. -Tell him, Mand. -Go! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Mand, tell him. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Can I help? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
No, I've got it. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I'm your wife. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
Is that OK? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Well, I'll be seeing you then, Mand. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
When you get bored of this one. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-Cos no doubt, Ian, she will, mark my words. -Out of my house. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
-And, you, watch yourself. -Oi, leave her. -Be seeing you. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Do you know how many other losers she's got down the aisle? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
No? Surprise, surprise, she kept that quiet, didn't she? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-Nine! -Just go. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
You just say the name Alex to her, and you see the look on her face. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:55 | |
Cos he was the last poor wretch. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
But now she's broken him, he's lost his home, his job, | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
everything - he's a mess - just like the rest of them. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Cos my daughter, she eats them up and she spits 'em out. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:10 | |
My advice to you - get out now while you can. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Before she's taken every scrap of dignity that you've got left. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
Alex. Remember that? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
What did she just say? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
Nothing. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Come here. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
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