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Tanya? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Come on. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Ben! Ben, wait! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
PAGES SHUFFLING | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
I can't take this. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Sit down. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Sit down! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
I'll tell you a story. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
So what, you come to gloat, is that it? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-What, no... -Bringing Ben here? What sort of lowlife move's that, eh? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
-Phil, I'm actually here to try and help... -I've always thought that he'd be better off living with you. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, congratulations, you're welcome to the little runt. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-Will you just listen to me? -Listen? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-What, to a weasel like you? -Ben's your son! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Not any more he ain't. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
What? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
You've never let him be who he is. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Ben is a sweet kid, all right, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
and you're always trying to toughen him up. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Making him do boxing when he wants to do ballet. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Phil, you're making him ashamed of who he is. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-Then there's this business with Stella... -Oi, just watch yourself! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
All right? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
You don't scare me. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Oh, is that right? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
No, you're the one who's scared | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
because in here the name Phil Mitchell doesn't mean anything, does it? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
Look at you, you're a sad, pathetic old man. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Well, at least I've been a man | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
cos you wouldn't know about that, would you? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Cos all you've ever been is a snivelling little weasel. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
An idiot, just like that brother of yours. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Well, I tell you what, I hope you both live happily ever after. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Now, we done here? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Yeah, we're done. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Lace fingerless gloves... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
little black mini skirt, leather, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
all topped off with a bright orange perm... | 0:03:34 | 0:03:39 | |
and suddenly this flash of orange comes tearing out of the chemist. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
Tracy, her best mate, legging it behind her. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
The security guard's a big fella and he comes huffing and puffing... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:56 | |
-So, they were nicking stuff? -No. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
She was working in a charity shop. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
So, anyway, she realises the security guard | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
hasn't got a chance in hell of catching up with her, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
so she jumps on this bench, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
lifts up her top and flashes him right there in broad day light. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:20 | |
Look on her face, cocky little... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
That's until she clapped eyes on me. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
I gave her a wink just to let her know what she was in for later. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
Should have seen her jaw drop. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
WOMAN LAUGHS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
It's true though! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
I know, she's a piece of work, ain't she? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
What it must be like to have that sort of confidence. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
See, I wouldn't exactly be holding Kim up as a role model, Jean. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Still, they might get past that slapping stage | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
and actually go on one of those "date" things. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Has she been all right recently? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
All right? Well, I wouldn't exactly describe Kim as, "all right". Annoying...yes, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
-infuriating...yes, inconsiderate... -All right, never mind. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
You see, the thing is, I've had plenty of steaks before, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
so why would this one be any different? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Because the way I cook it, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Heaven ain't really my bag, babe. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Besides, I had a packet of Nik Naks earlier. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
That's why I'm going to have to start from the very beginning with you. Hm? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Top to toe service. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
What, full body treatment? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
If that's all right with you? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-Can I have a word with you? -What now? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
-Yeah. -Hey! -Slow down! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
What?! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
He actually had hair? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
For about 45 minutes. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Constantly playing with it... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Mum? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Well? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
-It's clear. -What? Really? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
It's gone. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Atta girl. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
And Mrs Branning, she's bought me the most amazing wedding dress in the ENTIRE world. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
It's lovely isn't it, Shirl? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
So, hen do, kick off at five o'clock, yeah? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
-Anything else you need to tell me? -Just final checks, Shirl. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Eh, eh. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Man, I have been polishing up my speech, gleaming it is! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Andrew you're in for a treat, son! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Our Heather looks a picture in that dress, you know. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
It was very kind of Aunty Dot. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Actually it was my idea. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-I'm ever so grateful really. -Is that it? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Oh, no, it's bad luck, innit? You know, you seeing the box? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
I've jinxed myself, haven't I? I have, haven't I? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
It's only a dress, Heather, it hasn't got magical properties, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-it's not going to turn you into a supermodel. -Mum! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
What?! I didn't mean anything by it, did I, Patrick? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Sorry, I've got to fly. I've got to go, actually. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
You ain't got a spare parachute, have you, Patrick? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Oh, you're not going, are you? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
You know, the dress, Hev, it's great. It's really, really great. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Shirl. Shirl... | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
..you and me, we'll be best mates for ever, yeah? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:35 | |
No matter what happens. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Course. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
That is fantastic news. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Yeah, well, look you make sure you give her my love, won't you? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
All right mate. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
What's happened? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
-Nothing. -Come on. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-You're not too old to put across my knee. What's happened? -That was Max. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
Tanya got her scan results back. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-And? -All clear. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
-That's great news! -Yeah. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Here, I know, that calls for a get together. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-Well no, I don't think Tan would be up for that. -Oh, yes, come on. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-Oh, come on. -Come on! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
You'll have to come back to the kitchen later, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
give me some feedback. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
-I've lost my appetite, sorry. -Hey, what's happened? I thought you liked red meat? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Look, just let me past, OK? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
What's wrong? What's happened? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
You want your feedback? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
It's grey, flaccid and I'm not interested. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Kimberly! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I'm sorry, ignore her, she's probably just having a bad day. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
I wouldn't take it personally. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Thanks a lot ladies, I don't need a sympathy committee. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Is that what they call playing hard to get? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Ben, I've just been talking to your dad who's in prison | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
because of a lie you told and you're here baking cakes?! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
-What's going on? -Didn't rise properly anyway. -Ben... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Look, I'm sure they're fine. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
I thought I could remember how to make 'em but I couldn't! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Tell you what, I reckon if we cut off the burnt bit | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
and put a bit of icing on top they'd be gorgeous. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
So you spoke to him then? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
He said he was sorry you couldn't stay. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
-He said that? -Yeah. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
What else did he say? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Look, Ben, you're going to have to trust me on this, OK? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
As a dad who's had a son turn against him | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
and do something so awful that you think you're never going to forgive them, OK? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
But no matter what happens, all right, there's... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
there's this bond, like a thread, linking you together and... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
..it just stops you running away. DOORBELL RINGS | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
That's all right, just leave it, will ya? Ben? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-Ben, did you hear me? Just leave it. -What if it was never there? That thread? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
What if me and Dad aren't like other people? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Look, he will forgive you, OK? It's just going to take time. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
So you told him the truth then? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
No. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Look, I didn't think it was my place to, all right? But you can. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
I mean, Ben you can fix this before it goes too far. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Hello? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
I saw you arrive, so I knew you were in. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
What happened to the door? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Oh, Max, Max, Max, congratulations, mate! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Cheers, Derek. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Great news, eh? -What you doing here? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
He was with me when you called, so, couldn't stop him, could I? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Couldn't stop me? You shouldn't want to. What you like? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Good news like this. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-We ain't going to stay long. -Where is she then? Where is she? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Ah! There you are, sweetheart. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Hope you don't mind us popping round like this? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Nah, course she don't, course she don't. Oh, well done, you, eh? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Ain't that great? Really good. The all clear, eh? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Well, it's not really the all clear, it's just that scan was clear, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
-so it's different, but... -Well, still good though, eh? Yeah. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Probably why you're looking so peaky, eh? You should go and put some slap on! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
You're going to feel the pain of my slap if you don't button it. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-So, where's the champagne then? -Yes. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
-Yeah, come on, Max, you better nip to the shop and get some, eh? -You all right? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
All right, darling? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-I'll ask them to go, if you want? I don't mind. -No, it's all right. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
We're celebrating aren't we, eh? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Right, I better dust off those glasses. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I don't want to talk to you right now, Andrew. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Erm, it's me, Mrs Cotton. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Look, I just want to say sorry for what Andrew said, you know, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
I mean, he didn't mean it. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
He's just being a bit protective of me | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
and then he gets himself a bit worked up and it's... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
You don't have to tell me about Andrew. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
We might fight like cat and dog, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
-doesn't mean he doesn't love his mum. -No, no, I know that... | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I gave birth to that boy, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
NO-ONE understands him better than me. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Yeah, well, that's probably why you argue I mean, you're too close. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
TOO close? Rubbish! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
It's what we've been through together, it's what's HAPPENED. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
You'd be very surprised, Heather, my love. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Sorry, what d'you mean? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Just that he's my boy. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
We've got a special relationship, just like you and George. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
Yeah. No, I mean... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
what would I be surprised about? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Mrs Cotton? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
DOOR OPENING | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
What you said now? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
This is it, Ben. This is your chance. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
You tell her you made a mistake and that's it. OK, it's over. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
No. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
All right, either you do it, or I will. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
What, like you did to Dad? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
I mean it. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Here you go. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Oh, thanks. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
So, Ben, I hear you were at the prison earlier... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
..is everything OK? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
Shirley hasn't been bothering you again, has she? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Are you sure? You seem a little quiet. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
No, Shirley hasn't been anywhere near us, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
but there is something Ben wants to say to you. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Well? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Ben? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-He's obviously a little bit scared... -I ain't scared, all right. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
It's only natural. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
What you've done, Ben, it takes guts. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Your father is a very dangerous man. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Look, can I have a quick word with Ben in the kitchen? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
No, it's all right, you can do it here. I don't mind. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Would you like a cup cake? I baked them myself. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-What? -D'you know, there is playing hard to get | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
and there's being down right rude, Kimberly. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
-I thought you liked Ray? -Look, it's just not the right time. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
-Why? -Look, it just ain't. It's a physical thing. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
What? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh, oh, I see. Well, so what? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-You don't have to jump into bed straight away. Might do you good to wait. -No, it's not that. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Then what is it then? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
I've got flaming nits, innit? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
That Roxy Mitchell, she has got a lot to answer for, believe me. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
You see, now that's exactly why I don't want Ray to find out. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
Whatever it is, just, please, tell me. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-Fine, then I will. -No. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
He used to wet the bed, right up until he was 20. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:45 | |
-He was so embarrassed. -Ohh. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Why couldn't you tell me that? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Erm... | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
It's just something I'd rather forget. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Don't see why Mum dragged it up after all these years. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-You're getting married, shouldn't have any secrets. -It's not a secret! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
It's just not something I want shouted from the roof tops. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Yeah, but it's me, Andrew, you know? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
I mean, you can trust me with anything. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Like I trust you completely. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Look, it's just a few more days | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
and then Phil Mitchell will be going down for a very long time, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
and you can make sure that kid's raised right. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
You were right about the icing. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Make a good team, you and me, don't we? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
What d'you say that for? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
To save your bacon. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
Bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Gratitude?! You just made me lie to my future wife. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Like you haven't before? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Not telling and lying are two completely different things. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Are they indeed? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
-Are we off then? Cos we need to pick up George. -Yeah. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
Bye, Rose. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
You've done really well, Tanya. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Thanks. I'm not sure I actually did anything. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
You showed guts! You fought that cancer every step of the way. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Oh, hello, Dot. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Found Dot on the doorstep. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Well, Derek phoned me, I hope you don't mind? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
-Course not, more the merrier! -I'll get some glasses. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Dot, I'll take your coat. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Spoke to Abi, she's well chuffed. She's going to call you later. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
Great. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
Oh, it's wonderful news, Tanya. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
I prayed to Jesus and he answered. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Oh, thank you, Dot. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
-Shame he didn't answer our prayers for Siobhan, isn't it? -Siobhan? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
Don't worry about it, have a seat. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Oh, ta. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Listen, mate, I'm sorry about all of that. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
It's all right. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Our family, it's like the flaming mafia. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Look, I just wanted to say... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
..well, you know... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
..you know, put it there. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
Cheers. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Oi, it's all right. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
All right. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
But, you know, she doesn't mean to blow so hot and cold, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
trust me there are there are reasons, you know, valid reasons, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
-which really aren't as bad as they sound... -What reasons? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
Well, it's really not my place to say | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
and my sister's right hook is pretty formidable, which you may remember! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
You know, I'm sorry, Denise, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
but I'm starting to think that life's interesting enough | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
without adding Kim to the mix. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
She's got nits...all right? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Excuse me, everyone. I think it's time for a few words, don't you? | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
-Tan, make a speech? Come on, make a speech. -Eh? Oh, no... -Come on, Del. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
I suppose you'll leave it down to me then, eh? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
What, is that embarrassing, is it, Max? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Well, maybe Jack should make the speech | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-he's your number one priority at the moment. -Leave off! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-Well, you know what I mean? -Get on with it. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Well, well, if you're sure? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Cos, you know, a man might feel like he's not particularly welcome, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
when all he wants is for his family to be well and happy. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
I'd like to hear what Derek has got to say. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-Thank you, Dorothy. -So, that weren't the speech? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
-Come on. -If you're going to be like that I'm not going to make one! -THEY LAUGH | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
-All right, all right, all right, OK. Well, unaccustomed as I am... -THEY GROAN | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
I'm only joking! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Let me just say this, right. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
It's at times like this when you really realise how lucky you are. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
You know, Tanya's taken a big step forward. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
-Salut. Salut. -TANYA MOUTHS | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
And I've been lucky enough to be the oldest sibling. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
To watch these three come into the world... | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Hey, put it on. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
-Why? -Just put on the headgear, babe. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
I mean, we're going to need grade five level protection. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-Is this a joke? -If only. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-The little creepy crawlies in that lovely barnet of yours. -Denise? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
I want to kill her! She had no right shouting my bus... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
What are you doing? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
This is not even a fashion garment. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
I look silly. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
You look hot. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
-Do I? -Mmm-hmm. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
I suppose you've either got it or you ain't, innit? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
You're damn right. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
-Oh, no, no, no. No. -What? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
I say live dangerously, Raymondo. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
All right. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Ooh! Halle-flippin-lujah! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-We're going to have words me and you, later... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
So, we going then? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
You're really checking me out, innit? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
I was looking for nits actually. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
-You mention that again and I will... -What? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
I dunno, I might hurt you. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Promises, promises. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Yeah, knock off your kneecap and put you in a head lock! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
That's if I don't get you first. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
You know what? I like a woman who can hold her liquor. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
It's a sign of class. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Sign of something. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
I mean, you take these young girls today, eh? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
You know, staggering all over the streets, throwing up? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Oh, disgusting! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
I bet when you were young you used to go out all night, | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
come home in the morning, not a hair out of place. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
See, a different generation. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
What generation's that then, Derek? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
-Well the same as mine, I assume. -Schmoozer. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
I like a strong woman, Cora. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-Cheers. -L'chaim. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
Derek still banging on in there, is he? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Erm, what's wrong, Mum? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Nothing. No. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Is it Carol and Dot? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Cos you know what people can be like, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
the C word just makes them say silly stuff. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
No, it's not them, it's... | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
It's nothing, honestly. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I'm just being a silly old cow. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Right, just tell me. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Oh, I was so convinced that I'd be walking out of that room with a death sentence hanging over me. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:29 | |
So I should be over the moon, shouldn't I? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
So why am I feeling so frightened? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
The scan was clear, Mum. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Hm. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
For now. Could come back though, couldn't it? Next month, next year? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
It could just be waiting for me to get comfortable and happy | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-and then it could just... -No, just don't, Mum. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
The doctors will do checks, they'll make sure that that doesn't happen. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
You can't go through life dreading the worst | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
cos otherwise it's just going to, it's just going to always be there | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
it's going to be in there. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
It's gone, Mum. It's gone. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
(Why?) | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
-Why me, not Siobhan, or...? -I don't know... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
but isn't that, like, double the reason | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
not to live your life feeling sorry for yourself? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I mean, I'm sure Siobhan would have a few words to say about that. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Yeah, just a few. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
D'you, er, d'you want to hear a funny story? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
OK, so there's this girl, she's about 13, gobby as hell, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
we won't dwell on the bright orange perm... | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
So, one night, her and her mate Tracy thought it'd be hilarious | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
to re-enact The Exorcist for her little sister Rainie. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
They waited till she thought everyone had gone out | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
and they started moving stuff about. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Well...Rainie got so worked up she started screaming her head off. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Five minutes later the police turned up | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
to find the girl with the bright orange perm | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
holding a pack of peas to an eye that her sister'd just punched. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:05 | |
They were not amused. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
-No? -No. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
"Time wasting is a very serious offence, Miss Cross," apparently. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
I love you so much. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
I love you too, Mum. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Come here my beautiful baby. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
You got room for one more? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Well... | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Is Derek still banging on in there? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Still hogging the sofa. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
I've just put Oscar upstairs. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
He's going to play on his own for a bit. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
-What? -What? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Just stay here, right? Stay here. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Just a few more sleeps and then you, and me, and Andrew, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:04 | |
we're going to be a proper little family! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
How lucky are we, eh? How lucky are we? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
D'you know what? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
We've found someone really good and really kind, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
who's going to take care of us and make sure that we're safe. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
It's just like a dream, innit, eh? Yeah? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Oh, you scared me! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Did you hear all that? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-I picked up the rings. -Oh! Oh, Andrew! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, George, oh, George. Look! Look at the rings! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
-Oh, look at those. -Heather. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
-Heather. -That's Mummy's, you see... | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Heather! There's something I need to tell you. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
I was telling you... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-Look, she's got a knife! Tan? -Oi! -THEY SHOUT | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
Tan, what you doing? That's our sofa! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
No, it's not! This... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
THIS, this is my prison. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
This is where I've been sat for all them months, | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
feeling sorry for myself, too knackered to get dressed, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
thinking, "This is it, this is the end." Well, not any more... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-Rock and roll, Mum! -This is a perfectly good sofa, you know. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
You can give it to charity if you didn't want it. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Yes, sorry about that, Dot. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
It was just, erm, just something I had to do. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Well, don't just stand there. Come on, you lot, get involved, eh? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
-Come on! Come on, I never liked it anyway. -THEY SCREAM | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
Go girl! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
It's snowing! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Is it me? Is it us? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Are you having second thoughts? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
No, course I ain't. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
Then what? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Look...I don't want you to be scared, I'm still me. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:53 | |
I'm still your Andrew. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-You're already married, aren't you? -No. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Look, Heather, just listen to me. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
18 months ago I came out of prison for committing GBH. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:10 | |
Now, look I know that sounds really bad | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
and I'm not proud of myself... | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
GBH? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
Grievous Bodily Harm? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
-You nearly killed someone? -No, it wasn't that bad. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-How bad was it exactly? -I don't know... | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Oh, yes, you do know. What did you do to him? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
All right, fine, I fractured his skull. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
He had ten stitches in his cheek, had to have four teeth out. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
Ended up in intensive care for a couple of weeks. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-Is that enough detail for you? -I knew it. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
I knew it. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
I looked in the mirror wearing that wedding dress this morning | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
and I thought, "This ain't real." | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-Just didn't want you to find out the wrong way. -Just waiting for something to go wrong. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
Heather Trott she never gets that happy ever after, does she? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
Nothing's changed, Heather, nothing! | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
Everything's changed! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
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