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MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
RINGING CONTINUES | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
RINGING STOPS | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
-Ian? -Here. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Have you been up all night? -No... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
I woke up a couple of times and you were gone. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
No, I just got up early, wanted to make a head start. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Just got to finish off this email to the accountant. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
He keeps asking me to pop in. I'm sure he's just saving on stamps. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
-Who's in the cafe, hun? -Lucy. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
I've got to boot her out in a minute. She's got to do some revision. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Ian? -Yeah? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
What do you think about a cruise for our honeymoon? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Look. Far East, Singapore. I mean, it'd be some trip. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
-Yeah. Bit expensive, though. -Well, it'd be worth it. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-Don't you think we're jumping the gun? We haven't set a date yet. -MOBILE RINGS | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Hello? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Yeah, speaking. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
What?! No, hold on a minute. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
If this has got anything to do with Janine Butcher, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
there was absolutely nothing wrong with that omelette! It... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
What, an inspection today? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Yeah, I'm sure you did write to me about it. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Hold on. Let me just check the diary. Hold on. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Yes, yes, you did. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Is there any way we could do it perhaps after lunch? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Around five? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Yeah, that'd be great. I'll see them there. Bye. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, I completely forgot! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Be all right, won't it? I mean, you only deep cleaned everything when you got it off Shirley. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
That was two weeks ago! Mandy, I want everything to be right. OK? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
Marie's off sick with a tummy bug. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-That's not exactly a good advert, is it? -Well, I can do another shift. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Huh! I want to pass the inspection. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
See ya. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
Ooh! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
It's a pleasure doing business with you. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Wonderful! Ciao! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
That was Gormley Manor. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
And I've got us a discount on the reception. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Clever girl. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
I've come to get my wages. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Oh, and the vacuum cleaner broke, but that's not my fault. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
So I've done four hours. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Well, I don't think it quite works like that. Do you, Michael? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
No, I don't. Some professions are notorious for their grey areas. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
The arts, for example, it's a lot of disagreement. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Science is another one. It's very hard to be definitive about it. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Cleaning, though... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
that's one job that it is pretty easy to be definite about. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
I think what Janine is driving at, Lauren, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
is that it's irrelevant how long | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
you spent NOT cleaning her house. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Beautifully put. -Thank you. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
My uncle Derek was right about you. You are such a ponce. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Oh, and you can stick your job. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
She really sunk your ship, didn't she? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Name calling is very childish. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
So Gormley Manor - don't let me forget. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-I need to pay them tomorrow. -I'll take care of that. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
What, as well as the wedding cars? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Yeah, I want to be hands on. I'll take care of that, it's fine. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
OK, OK. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, it needs to be paid in cash by tomorrow. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Three and a half grand. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Yeah? That's a lot of money. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Well, how else do you think I negotiated the discount? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-Can you cover it? -Yes. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
And Charlie Cheddar said to Barry Brie and Stanley Stilton, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
he said, "You might be posher than me, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
"but you smell and you've got blue veins!" | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
-The end. High-five. -ALFIE LAUGHS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
You're a nutter! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Told you he could make up a story about anything. -Yes, I can! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
How many nights is Amy staying? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, we ain't worked it out just yet. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Will Kat mind? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
No, course Kat won't mind! We need all the help we can get. Get breakfast before school. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Have some toast and I insist you put as much chocolate spread on it as possible. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
-Go, go, go! -And you, young lady, are going to nursery now. Say bye-bye! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
ALL: Bye! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
-See you later. -Bye, darling. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Alfie, we can't afford guests. We're not making any money. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Let me show you something. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
Right, now... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Got a few quid here from savings of a sort, OK? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
I want you to pay some bills, knock yourself out. Carte blanche, all right? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
-Me? -Yes, you! You're my financial mastermind, ain't you? -Don't be daft! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
I need you to spend every penny on the Vic, all right? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
What's the date today? First of May. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
First day of summer. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
You know what that means? Barbecue! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Yes, we'll have a barbecue in the Square. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-Invite everybody. We'll clean up. -Like we did on St George's Day? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Exactly! See? I'll take that, you take that. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Speculate to accumulate. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
Good girl. Right, I need lots of buns, sausages. Oh, I need onions. Onions! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-Oh, Ray! -Come on, babe. I got to go see Morgan before work. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-Look, he needs me. -Yeah, well, I need you. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Yeah? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Yeah! Got a delivery, innit? Special surprise, designed by moi! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
-But you heard the doctor, yeah? -Yeah. -No heavy lifting. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Don't make me remind you why. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
ENGINE TURNS OVER | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
-Come on! -Lola, stop! Wait, wait, wait. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
BILLY PANTS | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
What if I get a stitch when I'm carrying the torch? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Well, it weren't that bad. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
You're joking, ain't you? I made you stop twice | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
and you're nearly seven months pregnant! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-I'll have to up it to another mile a day. -You'll do yourself in like that. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
That old alkie that keeled over outside the tube last night? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
She was about your age. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
Hey, behave yourself. Not ready for the knackers' yard just yet. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Listen, I'm going to the cafe. D'you want anything? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Nah. Got any money? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
-Probably got a fiver I can lend you. -Got a few grand? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-You serious? -Yeah. -What about your mate's money? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, Janine. You know. She's high maintenance. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Well, the most you're going to get out of me is a cup of tea, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-and you'll be lucky to get that. -The best man thing - I've been thinking. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
I don't know about you but I'm relieved. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
I couldn't get my head around someone making a speech about me. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
Do you know what I mean? Inarticulate people, | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
no offence, but they shouldn't be made to speak publicly. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
All those lame jokes. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
You know what I mean! Don't take it the wrong way. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Michael, you are the control freak's control freak. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-Have you got any plastic wallets? -Used to. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Oh, yeah, you'll find them up... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
This can't be your entire stock! Four? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Four's no good to anybody! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
Can't you go and look out the back and see if you've got any more? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
No, no, darling, I doubt it. That's a quid. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-25p each. -Bit steep, ain't it? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
What's it to you? They're 25p. Each. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
You know, it doesn't matter. I'll use elastic bands or something! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Busy day? -Yes, what do you think? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
This always happens to me. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Cars, they just don't like me very much. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Ain't just cars, though, is it? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Look, I've got to get into town. I've got to sort something for Ian. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-It's kind of a surprise. -Why don't you get a bus? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
I don't do buses. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Phil? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
You was an alkie, weren't ya? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-You trying to wind me up or something? -No. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
No, no. It's just... | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Well, it's my mum, ain't it? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
She's really bad and I'm trying to work out whether I should go and see her. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
I mean, I don't want to. And if I did, Ian would kill me. But... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Well, the thing about booze is the older you get, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
the harder it hits you. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
So you would want Ben there if it was you? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Next time, try putting petrol in it. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Has Dave given you a completion date yet? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Listen, Zee, you can't get attached to what they say. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
That way madness lies. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
With builders, you've got to be philosophical. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
And I'm bleedin' Aristotle, me! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Yeah, but don't you think it's important to have some kind of estimate? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
What do you want? Do you want me to tell you fairytales, is that it? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Dave said he'll be done in a couple a months. Tops. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I wouldn't count your chickens. That's just for starters. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
If this keeps up, there'll be a petition. I love a petition. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
See, most people don't appreciate Radio 1 every waking hour. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
Funny that(!) Here's something else that'll make you laugh. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
In residential areas, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
all noise-related work | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
must be between 8am and 6pm. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Not 10pm, like last night. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Oh, here it is. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
Violators face fines, prosecution, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
-or closure of site. -Cora! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Listen, I apologise, and from now on, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
we will be as good as gold. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Ian, toast! -Oh! -FIRE ALARM BEEPS | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Sorry, everyone. Extractor's on the blink. Can you get them out? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Do us a favour - someone open the door! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Here, Lauren, fancy a job? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Oh, Alfie. It's imperative that this door stays shut at all times. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
One stray gust of wind at the wrong moment | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
and it could jeopardise everything. If one of those kids steps foot... | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Oh, perish the thought! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
# Club Tropicana, drinks are free! # | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Ooh! We'll have to get you to do the bins indoors, Lauren. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Yeah, we got more of a one big general bin vibe but... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
-Yeah, yeah. It's good fun, though. -Good times, good times. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
All right, Ian? Cup of tea, please. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
-Yeah, be a minute. -All right, Lauren? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Thought you were cleaning for Janine? What happened? She sack you? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Call your mum. She's been leaving messages. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-I've no credit. -Well, top it up. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Do you think I'd be on my knees in this greasy hellhole | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-if I weren't trying to do that? -Excuse me! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
How long you going to keep this up? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Just cos your mum's scan was all clear don't mean she don't need you. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
How much longer? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Sorry. Two bacon butties, yeah? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
I'm Muslim, Ian! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
No, it's a tuna sandwich and an omelette. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
It's been ten minutes we've been waiting here. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Sorry. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh, right, yes. I bet you had a hand in this, didn't you? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Outsmarted by a woman! Gets right up your nose, don't it? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Do I look that bothered, Denise? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Well, your little sabotage didn't come off | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
cos I've already promised Cora no more nasty surprises. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You obviously ain't seen your sister, then. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Can I get a cup of tea, please? Thank you. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Alfie? Big international event on your doorstep today. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, tonight. And that is where everything will be revealed. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
Sweetheart, we're doing a big community barbecue. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-You know, we're going to kick off the summer. -But we're doing a barbecue! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
OK, but listen, can you just hold off on yours, yeah? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
No can do, babes. I've just booked a special guest. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
I don't want to give too much away, but you know, let's just say Olympic! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
-Ooh, nice. -Hmm. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Alfie, it's going to be all right. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Yeah, yeah. Course it is. Fine. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Sorry. Was it...? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
I just gave, like, a homeless person £10. A tramp! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
Well, good on you, sweetheart. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
No, no, it's not good. I don't think... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
What if...? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Rosemary's Baby in reverse. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Oh, I need a loo. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
Alfie, is there any Tabasco upstairs, mate? We ran out. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Yes. Whoa, hold on. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
If you're going up, don't go into lounge, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Your life will not be worth living. Jean's doing the books, all right? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Ah. Say no more. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Yeah? Jeanie upstairs doing the money? Really? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Listen, mate, I trust her more than I trust myself. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
She knows what she's doing, just gets on with it. So behave, all right? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
All right, all right. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
POUNDING MUSIC | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
How am I supposed to revise? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
VOLUME DECREASES | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
VOLUME INCREASES | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
What? I turned it down! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Hello? Nails? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Hello, Mandy's phone? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-Hospital. Sounds important. -Um, yeah. I know what that is. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Will you just tell them I'll call them back? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
She's too vain to come to the phone right now. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
OK. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Smear test. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Too much information. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
I asked you to empty this! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Well, it split. I can't do it on my own, can I? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Are you trying to get me closed down? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-He'll be here in a minute. -How do you know it's a he? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Why tell you when they're coming? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I mean, what's the point of that? If it was me, you wouldn't know. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Well, fortunately it's not you, is it? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
No, seriously, surely the whole point is to inspect what is here, like, normally, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
like on a normal day. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
I'm going to give you one last chance to change the subject and then that's it. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
All I'm saying is if this is unhealthy, wouldn't you want to know? I mean, I would. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Right, that's it. Just do me a favour and just go. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-OK? You're sacked. -What? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-If you think I'm paying you, you can think again. Just go. -Oh, right. Well... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
in that case... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
-Lauren! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Oopsie(!) | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Surely there's got to be some sort of stipulation | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
for a mad employee. I mean, you saw what she did. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-I know you're the inspector and you've got a job to do, but... -Mr Beale, I'm not an inspector. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
I work for your accountant. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Oh, I could kiss you! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
It's not good news, I'm afraid. We urgently need to speak to you. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
No! Get out! Can't you read the sign? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Where? Must have fallen off. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Are you a serial killer? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
You're trampling on April! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-Got you a present. -Oh. Thanks. -SHE MUTTERS | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Got you another present. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
First return on your investment. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
500 quid. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Already? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Like magic! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Credit to you, Jean. It's a good scheme, to be fair. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
The boys get an opportunity, we get to make money. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Like shooting fish in a barrel. Sorry. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-Really? -Mm, yeah. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Wouldn't mention anything to Alfie, though. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Just saw him coming out the toilet, his eyes all red and everything. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
-Crying? -Mm. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
-It was a bit embarrassing, to be honest. -He seemed perfectly all right earlier. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
That's him all over, though, ain't it? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Everybody's friend. Do anything for anybody. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Sending all that money over to Charlie, | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
looking after everybody else's children. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Takes in waifs like Roxy. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I'm a Moon, though, you see. He can't keep it up for long. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
To the untrained eye... | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
I mean, who's going to know he's at the end of his tether? Poor geezer. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
If only someone would come and ride to his rescue. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
We could...um... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
..we could reinvest my £500. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
-For Alfie. -Yeah. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
It's a nice thought, but he'd never accept it. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
He'd think we were insulting him, rubbing his nose in it. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
And even if he did, it wouldn't mean anything. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
It'd be a gesture, not a solution. Oh, sorry. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
It's a shame you've invested all your money, actually. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
What if... | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Alfie had some money to invest? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
But he hasn't, has he? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
But what if he had? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Well, if he had, how much are you talking about? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Quite a bit. Enough to pay the bills for a few months. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
Could work. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Couldn't it? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Don't know, Jean. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Never mind. Got to be careful. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
There must be something I can do. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
I mean, I can't bear to think of Alfie crying. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
I have got a mate on the other side of London. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
He's got a gym, like me. Wants to upgrade his facilities. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
Get more boys in and give 'em a chance. What's that scheme called? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
It's called In Your Corner. That's it, In Your Corner. But... | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
you have to invest big, you see, to make a killing. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Like shooting fish in a barrel. That's what you said. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Yeah, I know what I said. But it's... You've got to really risk... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
You have to invest really, really big. I wouldn't feel comfortable if I lost it. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
It's not a game, Jean, now, you see. It's not guaranteed. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
As a favour for me? A one-off? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
Look, let me get all this finished and I could meet you later. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
I should be done by about six. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-I could see you in the cafe? -I don't feel very comfortable, Jean. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:05 | |
Look, you and me, Michael, we'll ride to the rescue. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Let me get all this sorted and I'll see you in the cafe about 6:30. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Lovely, that's it. There you go, fellas. Thank you so much. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
Well, everybody, thank you each and every one of you for coming | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
out here as a community on this wonderful, wonderful evening. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Cheers, everybody! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
You want to make your way over to Raymundo for a little bit of nosebag. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Yes, come on. Follow me. Let's go. Come on, kids. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-This how you're paying the rent now, Alfie? -Free burger for Phil, eh, Ray? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Seriously, I thought I was an expert on berks. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
I mean, look at my dad. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
But I've got to admit, in comparison he actually seems all right. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
Lauren-licious, all right? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
See Beale? Beale's on a whole other level, OK? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
He's like the Jedi Master of berks. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Yeah. Super-berk. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
You see? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
-All right, Lauren. Sort out some credit? -No. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Heard you got the sack from Ian. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Twice in one day, eh? You should put in for Record Breakers. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Well, I'm glad you find that amusing. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
How much is it? For your phone? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
No! No, Dad. No. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Lauren, you've made your point all right? We get it, me and your mum. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
You're your own person. Will you just come home, please? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
I take back what I just said. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
He is the king of berks. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Er, Michael? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Gormley Manor have just called, and they haven't received anything. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Oh, all right. I'll go now. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-I really don't want to lose it. -You won't. You won't lose it. I promise. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
My word counts. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Here's a breakdown of your spending from 2010-11. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
And here's this year's. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You need a new calculator. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Be with you in a minute, Jean. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Oh, don't worry. I'm just waiting for someone. You carry on. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I don't think you realise how precarious a position you're in, Mr Beale. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
You're spending it quicker than we can count it. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-Just move some stuff around. -There's nothing left to move. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
The divorce made a big dent, obviously. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Your businesses aren't bringing in what they were. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
On reflection, re-mortgaging the house to buy this place was a massive gamble. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
All right. I get the point. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Your spending is out of control. It must stop. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Immediately. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Or you'll lose the house, your businesses, | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
everything. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Yeah, I do. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
I think we're going to make a good team, you and me. Eh? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-You, me and Ray. -Of course. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
I think we're going to make a mint, sweetheart. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Tasty stuff right here. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Haven't seen Kim about? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
-She's promised everyone this big surprise. -And a special guest. -I heard it was Fatima Whitbread. -No? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
-MICROPHONE FEEDBACK -One, two, one, two. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Hi! Hello! There's free drink for everybody over here! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
-Free food and drink! -What, free-ness? Free-ness! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
-Where you going? -I don't want to lose another finger, mate. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Hold on a second, everyone, where you going? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Hello, hello, hello! Come on, free drink over here! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Help yourself, help yourself. Hello, my love. There's enough to go around. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Dear me. Deadly in here, innit? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
You want to get over to the barbie, Ian. It's banged out. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Sorry I'm late. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Is that it? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
Can I have a look? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
What's the matter? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
I can't. You're right. It's too big a risk. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
I'm sorry for wasting your time. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-Hello, hello! -Hey! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
People...people of Walford. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Now the B&B ain't opened yet, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
but we thought we'd give a little soupcon of what's to come. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
-CROWD: Ooh! -Oooh, la-la! -Merci beaucoup. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Now, with the help of a very special guest... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
-Come on, Fatima, come on, babe! -Who is it? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
They've put aside their very busy training schedule | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
to be here tonight. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-Please welcome Olympian... -Come on, Fatima! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
..athlete, torchbearer... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Come on, girl! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
..Billy Mitchell! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
SCATTERED CHEERING What do you mean, man? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-That's my Pops. That's my Pops. -Where's Fatima? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
I was going to get her to sign my thing. You know, "To Fats from Fats," man! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
You're having a laugh, ain't ya? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Yay(!) | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
I just want to say, as your Olympic representative, | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
-LAUGHTER -..what a truly great honour it is to be here in Walford. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Oi, Billy. Billy, you're from here, mate. LAUGHTER | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
It's nice to see so many of you out... | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
I'd be indoors if I knew it was you! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
So from the ashes... | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
like the fabled Kleenex... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Phoenix, you fool! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
..without further do-do... | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
..I give you a new palace for a new era. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
God bless her and all who sail in her. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Billy? Three, two, one... | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Sweet mother of... | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
I like it. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
'You all right, babe?' | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
How was the inspection? Five stars, was it? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
It's been a long day, all right? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Listen, we need to talk. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
It's Mum. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Didn't I make myself clear? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Yeah, but she's in hospital, Ian. I think it's really serious. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Great! It's one less thing to worry about! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Mand, I'm sorry. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I didn't mean it like that. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Yes, you did. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
Do you know what I done today? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
I got on a bus. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Yeah, me. I hate buses. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
But I got on one, all the way into town | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
to this gorgeous little hotel. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Do you want to know why, Ian? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
To book a date for our wedding. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
15th of September, for what it's worth. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
But if you feel like that... | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Mand! Mand, no, no. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Look, the cruise, OK? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
I've been thinking about it today and you're absolutely right. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
It really is. Look, you're an amazing woman. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
You deserve an amazing honeymoon. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
OK? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
Nothing's too much for you. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
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