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-We've got some samples from the caterers coming this afternoon. -OK. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Only I can't even try them, cos they're shellfish and soft cheese. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
That's a killer. Listeria, innit? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
What does she want? It's the events organiser from Gormley Manor. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
OK, I'll... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
Janine Butcher. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Sorry? No, I think that was paid for yesterday. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-I don't know. When did you pay for...? -Why don't you let me tell her? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Hello, it's Michael Moon. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Erm, well, you need to speak to your staff occasionally, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
because I paid yesterday. I spoke to a woman. Some woman... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Michael, what? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
It's fine, it's fine. On the desk. On the reception. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Yeah, do that. In future don't ring my fiancee, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
cos I'm dealing with this. Yes, me. Thank you very much. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
So fierce! I love it when you're angry. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Unbelievable. The ineptitude. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
They're going to sort it out, aren't they? We won't lose our reception? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
I'll call them later, belts and braces, you know. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
That looks like a nice healthy breakfast. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
What's it got to do with you? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
We've got a kitchen full of good stuff - fruit, cereals. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Nope, I'd rather have a mouldy crust in the gutter, thanks. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Yeah, I can see that. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Premium State Room! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-With our own balcony! -Yeah. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Can you imagine just waking up in the morning | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
and all you can see is blue sea and sky? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
-Boring. -Yeah, you're not coming with us, are you? -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Once you've got him on the bus can you take over here? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-Well, Lucy's getting up... -She's got revision to do. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
I've got things to do, too. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-Nothing that can't wait. I promise you, it won't always be like this. -Better not be. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
For better or worse - I'm looking forward to some of the "better". | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
It's just around the corner. Have a good day at school, mate. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Come on, squirt. -See you. -Hiya. You all right? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Coffee to go, please? -Yeah, sure. Get a load of that. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd go for that. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Have to win the lottery first, though, wouldn't you? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Have a chat with Max. It's not as pricey as you think. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
That's how they tempt you in, isn't it? Once they've got you... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-Look - "West End On Water". -West End prices as well, you see. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
Once you've paid for your spa treatments, your entertainment, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
all those designer shops. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-You step out your cabin, that's 100 quid gone. -No, it's all inclusive. -Yeah, all right. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Make sure you top up your credit card before you go. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Argh! Oh! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-You gave me a shock! -Sorry - just dropping these off. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
The business plan and spreadsheets, all the bumph. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
I thought I explained. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, I know, but selfish consideration, Jean - personal to me. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
I need you to understand what it is | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
you're turning down. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
I don't want you coming crying on my shoulder when the money starts rolling in. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Um... | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
I know what, let's have lunch. Let's have a proper business lunch. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
On expenses. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
"Let's do lunch!" That's what they say, isn't it? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Do they? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Um... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Well, um, if you're sure... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Oh, I'm very sure. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Let me take those, stop you lugging them about, cumbersome things. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Good - one o'clock? Argee Bhajee? Yeah? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Right. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
-All right, sloths. -Oh, nice one. Stick the kettle on, babe. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
What, so I do the shopping and now I make the tea? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Girl power, man. You go, girl! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
-No. I don't think so. -Actually, two sugars for me as well, please. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
No! I said I don't think so! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, ignore the children. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Did you get any bread? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
I am sick of buying stuff for you lot. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
I told you not to take the mickey. She's not here to clean up after you. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Thank you, Anthony. See, at least someone round here is grown up. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
-Oh. "Thanks, Anthony. You're so wonderful, Anthony." -Shut up. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
And how come no-one's taken the rubbish out AGAIN? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
She forgot, mate. You know, it happens. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-No biggie. -Me? Why me? OK, listen to me. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Listen to me, I'm going to make a rota. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Who does what when. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-Caff? -Yeah, backing that one, brother. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
OK, but seriously I'm not doing anything else for you lot. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I am going on strike! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
You're offering it as an all-inclusive holiday, right? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
An all-inclusive cruise, is that correct, yeah? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Right, what about spa treatments, and the on-shore excursions? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
You see - that's it. That's where you've misled me, OK? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Now, I could take you to court for this, and don't think I won't! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Sorry. Sorry, I'm coming, I'm coming! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Bobby forgot his reading book, I had to go back for it. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
It's OK. Look, I've got to go. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
-I'll be back about six, yeah? -Right, OK. See you. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Kiss? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
# Happy birthday to you | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
# Happy birthday, dear Pops | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
# Happy birthday to you! # | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Blow it out, then. Go on. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
-So, what are you doing today? -Well, let's see - | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
working, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
and then working... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
What's the other thing? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh, yeah, that's it - working! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
And having tea with me and your kids. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-You what? -Yeah, all arranged. Birthday tea at Honey's. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-No, we're not. -Yeah, we are. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
We've got to take everything for the party, so you better go shopping. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
What with? You know I've got to give Janine the money that I owe her. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Yeah, but party time first, though? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Luce... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Ee-ee. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
I'm really sorry to disturb your revision and that, but...well... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
it's only me serving and I've got an appointment at the health centre. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
Change it. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
OK. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Right, I'll be honest with you. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
It's, uh... This is difficult. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
It's my mum. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
She's in hospital. They won't tell me anything. Not on the phone. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
So? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I'm all she's got. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Please. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-When? -This afternoon? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
You owe me. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
-I can't ask you to do that. -You haven't - I've offered. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
They may be your grandchildren, but they're my family, too. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Let me pay up all the final demands, give you a bit of a breather. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
And no strings? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
How could you even ask? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
-And you still don't want to move in? -No, I don't. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
If it was just up to me it'd be OK, but you know what the kids... | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
I don't want nothing in return. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Yeah? -Just let me do this one thing for you, for once. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
I don't know what to say. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
You could start by saying... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
.."How about another whisky, big brother?" | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
How about another whisky, big brother? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Don't mind if I do. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
All I've got to do is talk to her, I get the Lauren death stare. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
It's not really what you say, it's the way you say it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
What should I do, a little mime? Please... | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
That's the other thing, you're always taking the mick. Stop it! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I'm her dad. That's my job, innit. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Anthony, do you know if Lauren's in? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Yeah, she is. She loves a strop, don't she, that girl? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Why, you been upsetting her? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Well, no. She just likes getting upset all by herself, don't she? Like it's her special talent. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
See. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
I might pop in in a bit, take her a little peace offering. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
So Lola's promised Janet helium balloons, sparklers, the lot. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Tell you what...happy birthday. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
-I can't take that. -Alfie, you're such a big softie! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Come on, he puts enough behind the till. It's for the kids. Take it. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
-You're a good man, Alf. -He is. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Same again in there for Derek, please. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-All right, darling. -Hello. Hello, darling. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Bianca? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Oh, it's cut off. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Look who it is! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-We thought you was never coming back. -Brother Billy! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
A rum on the house then, Paddy. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
-Give him one from me as well. One from me, too. -Man, it's so good to be back, you know. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Oh, right! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Oh, no, no, no. I've got to work this afternoon. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
You'll be all right. Go on. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Ready? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
This is what we've applied for. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Yeah? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
-These are the funding bodies. -Right. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
And these are the dates when the money will be released to us. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
Gosh. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
-Putting in a lot, aren't they? -They've got faith in us. And we're going to use that faith, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
you know, to get more kids... and that's going to get us more money...everyone's going to happy. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
I thought it was to help the community? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Yeah, it is! Yeah, cos they're going to get free membership, free kit. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
This is really important, cos this is the funding that's going | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
to come from the government and the council. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
So have a good read of that. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
It's all a bit over my head. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Yeah, I'm the same. What about this, then? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
These are the other funding sponsors. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
All the great and the good are there, you know. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Right. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, I know him - he does that chat show, doesn't he? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Yeah, yeah, that's him. Yeah. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-It's such a lot of money. -It's a guaranteed return, Jean. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
It's a guaranteed return, and how often can you say that | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
in this current climate of austerity? Investments collapsing everywhere. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Apart from this one! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Cos In Your Corner is a sure thing. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
I need to think about it. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
I don't think I can. I'd like to. I'd really like to. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
But....it's just too big a risk. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
I understand. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
He worries about you, that's all. We all do. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
I mean, chocolate for breakfast! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Does no-one ever clean this place? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
It's not your problem, Mum. Anyway I've got stuff to do. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Oh, right. Like what, recycling? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-No, actually a job interview, if you must know! -Oh, lovely. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
What's that for, then? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Why would I tell you? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
Do you always have to be so angry? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
We just want you home so that we can look after you. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Yeah, you say that now, but you'd soon be kicking off and moaning. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
We'll try not to. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
We'll try really hard. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
I'm fine where I am, Mum. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Right. Well, you know how we feel. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
So, when you're ready, | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
any time... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
..come home. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
And eat some fruit. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
You all right, Mum? How you feeling? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
I told them, I didn't want you here. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-They said you've been in terrible pain. -Well, they got that bit right. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-What you after? -Nothing. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
I've just come to keep you company, that's all. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
When I'm that desperate, I'll get them to pull the plug. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Well, you see, my heart went out to them children. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
I mean, I can see Carol's point of view, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
what with all the inoculations, the neutering. They don't come cheap. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Well then, you don't want the bother of it, do you, Dorothy? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I did it for Bianca, really, you know, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
and so the children could come and see him. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-But I could do without it. -Let me take it off your hands, then. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
What about the children - what am I going to say to them? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
You won't have to say anything to them. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
It'll be waiting for them when they come home from school. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
-I'll take care of all the food and all the bits. -Derek, you're full of surprises! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
May God bless you for your goodness of heart. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Now, I'll just go and finish cleaning his litter tray, you know, cos he's got a bit of a runny tummy. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
Look at you, sorting my life out, eh. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Yes. Every Alfie needs a little Jean. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Just working my way through. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-Got a kind of nice balance to it though, eh? Bad money doin' good. -How's it bad? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-Well, no, no, I don't mean bad. I just mean - a little bit Derek, that's all. -Derek? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Yeah, I know it's a bit naughty, but desperate times call for desperate measures. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
-And are you? -Am I what? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-Desperate? -Desperate Dan's got nothing on me, sweetheart. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
No, I'm joking. Of course, I'm just winding you up. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Don't worry your pretty little head. You're doing a great job, darling. Thanks, sweetheart. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
Does he know you're here, then, sad sack? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Ian? Yeah, course, he said I could come. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Why? Does he think I'm going to leave him some money or something? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
I'm not a hopeless case yet. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Course not. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
But I am ill, Mand. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Proper ill this time. It ain't just the drink. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Yeah, I know, the nurse said. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
They say it's one of the worst pains you can have, pancreatitis. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
I woke up in the middle of the night and I was crying. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Mum, I'm so sorry. I should have been here. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
They gave me an injection straight away. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Good. That's good. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Mum, I just... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
I just wish, like, we could be like other mums and daughters, you know. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Hugs and stuff. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
We are what we are. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Have to make the most of it. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
Seafood, shellfish, gateaux, everything. And it has all got to be eaten today. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-I don't feel very well. So, can you get someone else to do it? -Yeah. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
You can tell Carol that I offered to fill the whole tribe and you turned me down. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Look, there's caviar, custard, or should I say creme anglaise? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Hi, sexy. Hey, you should be at the tasting, too. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
It is your wedding as well. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Just make sure you keep this evening clear, please. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-Why? -We're going to Gormley Manor, try and sort out the confusion. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-There's no need. I've taken care of it. -I'd like to make sure, sort it face-to-face. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Why? I've just done it. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Right, Joey's your cat now, OK? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
So it's down to you two to look after him. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-We will. -Good. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Come on, let's see if he's hungry. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I love you, Uncle Derek. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
I love you, too, mate. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Go on. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
-What? -I don't hate you no more. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
We've got a rotten little box room, too much noise, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
terrible food, a cat with a dodgy tummy, too many kids | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
and you'll never get in the bathroom. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
you still interested? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Sounds all right to me. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-You sure? -I'm sure. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
If I could find a lease, would that be security? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
OK, how about a car? A car? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Could I raise a loan against...? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
No, you're advertising loans for unemployed - right. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-Not self-employed! -Oi. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
You got a problem? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
No. No. Nothing I can't handle. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
What do you think? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
It's nice. I tell you what, if I was doing the interview, I'd make you manager. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Ah, thank you! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
All right? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-All right. Oi, Lauren's got an interview. -Nice one. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Yeah! It's at the bike shop. I spent my last £5 on this top. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Watch out, watch out! -What you doing? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Bruv, bruv, I'm in the den! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-No, no... -Bruv, bruv! -Outside! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
What are you DOING?! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
You stupid, immature idiot! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Oops. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Not funny. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
You know what, the wet look's good on you. I'm just saying, | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Lauren, it looks nice. -Shut up. Go! Go! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Salmon and dill? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
What's the verdict? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Hang on. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
-Are we taking some of this for Mum tomorrow? -No. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
They get a bit funny, don't they? Sometimes... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Um, so salmon and dill? Come on. -Is that what Joey's eating? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Oh, great. This is brilliant. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
How about the...mini-Caesar salad things? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
What about that? What did you have, Whit? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
It's going well so far. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Oh, look. Joey likes the black fishy stuff. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
-Caviar! Get that thing off my caviar! -No, no! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Why don't you scurry back to him? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
That shabby little man obviously means more to you than I do. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Let's not start all this again, eh, Mum? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I almost feel sorry for him, you know. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
When you going to walk out on this one, eh? When he's broke, | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
or when the scales fall from his eyes | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
and he sees you for who you really are? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
It's not going to happen, Mum. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
This time it's for keeps. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
And I'm going to do everything I can to make it work. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
-So, um... -So what? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
So now you're on the mend... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-Who says I am? -You're looking much better, Mum. The doctors are taking good care of you. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
..you don't really need me. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
You're turning your back on me again, ain't ya? I can't believe it. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
I can't risk losing Ian! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
I'm going, Mum. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Good. Go on, get out of here. I'm sick of the sight of you! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I'll phone, all right. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Don't bother. I don't want you. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I've never even liked you. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
All right, Mum, if that's how it is. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
You know, even when you was a sweet little toddler, I didn't like you. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
I remember the first time they put you in my arms, | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
I didn't feel no love for you. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Unlovable. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
I look at you... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
..and I just can't love you. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
See, when you go looking for romance, things go wrong, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:03 | |
then all of a sudden a nice romantic evening just creeps up on you. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
Oh! Right, well you put the telly on, I'll get the wine. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-Few nibbles. -And some nibbles. Are these the nibbles? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
BANGING ON DOOR Mum! Let me in. I'm soaking! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
It's not raining, is it? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
If you laugh, then I go straight back. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Nobody's laughing at you. We're not laughing, are we? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
What's happened? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
They sprayed me with beer, Mum. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
They was all laughing like hyenas. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
I'm going to kill them. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Yeah, course you are, darling. Run her a bath. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-I'm not running her a bath, she can run her own bath. -Max! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
I had an interview at the bike shop and look at me! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Oh, darling. Want a damp little hug? Shall we have a damp little hug? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
-Come here. -Oh, great. Now two of you smell like a brewery. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
I wondered how long it would take - Dad's first moan. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
You are a bit smelly. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
I know. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
-Eating again are you, Jack? Three nights on the bounce? -Steak and chips, please. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Yeah, well, if I make anything at home and Derek's there, he's on my shoulder like a gannet. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
All right? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-See what I mean? -What? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
You see this bag? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
I, little brother, am moving out | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
to someone who appreciates a tidy house guest. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Oh, yeah? Who'd be daft enough to take you on? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-Happy birthday, Pops. -Thank you. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
The Mitchells, see? All right, birthday boy, what you ever achieved in life? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Enough. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
Here I am having a nice drink with my lovely granddaughter, | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
having been to a party with Honey and my kids. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Whereas you...you've got a face that could curdle beer. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I might not own anything, Beale, but I don't owe nothing neither. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
I'm a very happy man. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
So, if anyone's a loser round here, it is you, sunshine. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Ah, Paddy, I bet you've missed this banter in the pub, ain't you? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
No. I miss my two ladies, though. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
To Pat and Heather. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
God rest their souls. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Let's all talk about death and dying, shall we? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
All the fun of a mortuary. At least I try and enjoy my life! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-Try one. -No, will you stop now? I don't want to taste anything. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Don't give it to her if she doesn't feel very well. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Oh. Joey's been sick on the remote. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Oh, no! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Oh, welcome to the chaos! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-What's he doing here? -Whit! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
-What's that smell? -That's cat sick. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
And caviar. Gran said it's 40 quid a lick. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
That's it. I'm packing up. Whitney, can you please pass me that box? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
And careful. Don't knock the crispy crab parcels! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
You all right, Whitney. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-What's wrong? -Whitney! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-You like pushing it, don't you? -I'm sorry, Lucy. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
You know, Dad's going to be back any minute. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Has something...? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
-Is your mum all right? -Mmm-hmm. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Yeah, she's fine. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Thanks for that, go on. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
-You've been crying. -No! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
No way. Wouldn't give her the satisfaction. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Old witch. -Yeah. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Should be used to it by now, shouldn't I? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
-You all right, you two? -Yeah. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-Is that it? -What's wrong? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Is this all you've taken today? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
D'you know what, that is just fantastic. That's just great! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-You think the money fairy comes in and pays the bills, don't you? -Dad! What's happened? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
What the hell? Who cares? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Billy Mitchell's been winding me up, stupid little runt. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
You're sure you're feel better? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It was just the smell, and it was hot. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Right, I'm just going to pack up. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
You made a right botch job of that ceiling, didn't you? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
-Thank you. -Well, we couldn't afford a professional. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Oh, and I suppose you think I should pay for that? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
-You are the landlord. -All right. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Well, I'll get it done, then. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
I suppose. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
-Good. Not before time. -Don't push your luck. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
I'll go and get you some water. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Argh! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Crispy crab parcels. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
-Cat sick! -HE LAUGHS | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
And caviar. Blimey! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
-We shouldn't laugh, she is trying to be nice. -No, we shouldn't laugh, no. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Hello? Oh, hello, sweetheart. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Hey, whoa, whoa, slow down! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
-Will you just stop crying? -What is it? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Bianca, just slow down, I can't make sense of what you're saying, eh? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:57 | |
What? | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
Oh, no. Hang on, hang on. Let me tell Whit, she's just here. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Let me speak to her. -They've transferred her miles away to Suffolk. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-They can't do that. -They've done it already. You still there, darling? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-But I need her! -Listen, listen, we will come tomorrow... | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Listen, tomorrow, all of us, OK? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
I'll call and get all the details. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
All right, now listen. Don't you worry, OK? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
All right, darling, bye. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-RADIO: -# But I have to go | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
# And it breaks my heart to say | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
# But I can't stop now | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
# I've got troubles of my own | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
# Cos I'm short on time... # | 0:26:41 | 0:26:46 | |
But I have to look after Alfie's interests, don't I? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Jean, don't worry about it. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Not everybody's cut out for high finance. It's risky. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
Keep your money safe under your mattress, don't worry. It's fine. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
-But I want you to have it! -You've got it here? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
-Yes. Yes. It was cash you wanted, wasn't it? -Yeah. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:10 | |
But... | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
No buts, Michael! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I have to do this, for Kat and Alfie. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
You do realise, though, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
you're not going to see this for a good couple of months, yeah? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Two months. That's fine. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
But don't tell Alfie I've taken the money. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
I don't want him to know just yet. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
I'm not so sure about this, Jean. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Well, I am, Michael. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
I am, now. And you'll be giving me | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
all the paperwork to make it official, won't you? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Yeah, yeah, not a problem. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
Well... | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
..take it... | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
..and work your magic. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
Please. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
I'll do my best. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
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