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SHE SIGHS

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Lola, darling, I've made you a fresh cup of tea.

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KNOCKS ON DOOR

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Lo?

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It's so easy to make a mistake. Forget things.

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Just going to have to try and stay on top of everything.

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I know.

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Which is why I am now at your disposal until the wedding.

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You mean it?

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Yeah.

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Thanks.

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And I've booked us a honeymoon.

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You what?

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Just a weekend in Paris.

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You, me, moonlight over the Seine, a whiff of Gauloises in the air.

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A whiff of Gauloises in the air?

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Yeah.

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I thought you wanted to keep it small.

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Doesn't mean it can't be classy.

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And the first thing I'm going to do to help is remind

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Jean about the flowers.

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Run that one by me again.

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We're leaving.

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What, just like that?

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Just like that.

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What did you do wrong?

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Nothing.

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-You really must've done something.

-No.

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Usually it's the fingers in the till,

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or getting caught in the wrong bed.

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How is this any of your business?

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Well, if it's the bed, I want to know details.

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What about I've just had enough of living in this dump?

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How rude.

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You'll get over it.

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Well, how about this dump's had enough of you living in it?

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DOOR SLAMS

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Come on, Tam, man. You've done it before.

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Yeah, a long time ago. What if no-one laughs?

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Look, I'll be there, bruv. You are going to smash it.

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Syed said write about the family.

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Mmm-hmm. So?

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So what if that's not enough?

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What if I get up there, I do all this stuff...

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I just want to be good at... something.

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And you will be. I mean...

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As long as you stop with this origami.

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It's making you look a little bit OCD, brother.

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Just doing to the napkin what I'll be doing to my dignity later on.

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This is what I'm talking about, man. You see?

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Maybe I'll just get up there and just tell some jokes.

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No, don't tell jokes. Anyone can tell jokes.

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Have you heard my mum?

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All right, almost anyone can tell jokes.

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You know what separates the men from the boys?

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The law?

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You are on fire. No, not the law, man...the truth.

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The truth.

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Yes, man, the truth. Keep it real, brother.

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And if it ain't real the audience will smell it.

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They're going to smell something, all right.

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You see, this is what I'm talking about.

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You can't help yourself, man.

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You're leaving today?

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When Denny gets back from school.

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Hang on, I don't get it. What about last night?

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I can't stay, Jack. Not after what Derek said...

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I mean, I can tell Denny that Derek's a bad man,

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that he's a liar but...if we stay, he's just going to find out.

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Right, so you're just going to run away again.

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Cos you can dress it up all you like, that's what it is.

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I'm just looking after my son, that's all.

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Yeah, and who's looking after you, eh?

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Maybe you think you don't need it?

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Don't do this, Jack.

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You don't know me well enough to judge me.

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Oh, I do.

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You need somewhere to be home. So does Dennis.

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And it's there for you, if you want it.

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You've just got to stop the lies.

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Expert, are you?

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Look, I know you think you're protecting Dennis but you're not.

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You've got to tell him the truth.

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What if he can't take it, Jack?

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Yeah, well, at least he'll know, all right.

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You can't protect someone with a lie. Cos they're going to find out.

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And when they do, you know what, he ain't going to blame you.

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He's going to blame himself for trusting you.

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You always get found out.

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Not always.

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So you going to take that chance?

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, hey. I hope you're ready.

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-Sorry?

-Your stag night. I've got something very special planned.

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Look, Uncle AJ, you really shouldn't.

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Trust me, you are going to love it.

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Hey, be prepared to be disappointed.

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Yeah? I'm used to it.

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Because I am giving Syed a night to remember.

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That'll be a first, won't it?

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-Small, remember?

-What's he planning?

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I keep trying to tell him that I don't...

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Something special.

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-How special?

-Very.

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OK, you're all talk. He's all talk.

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A night to remember.

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OK, I've got plenty lined up for Christian.

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So don't you worry about me.

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-La la la la la la la...

-Idiot!

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Look, this is getting out of hand.

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It's a stag night.

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Yeah, well, I gotta go.

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-I got loads to do, so...

-Oi, oi, oi. I'm impressed.

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With what?

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Well, I had you pegged as like a runaway bride.

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But actually you're really getting into it. Who knew?

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name's Tamwar...

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Hi. How you doing?

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How you doing?

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Some people might know... No.

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Hi, my name's Tamwar. My friends call me...very rarely.

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Hi, the name's Tam. The name's Tam?

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Tamwar? What're you doing?

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Dying quietly.

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-Nonsense.

-You'll see tonight.

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I won't. I'm not coming.

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Neither is your father.

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What? Mum, it's one night.

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In case you have noticed we have a wedding to prepare for, all right?

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Can't have anything ruining Syed's wedding, can we?

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Again.

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Lola, if you want to hide away, I can understand that.

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But this ain't going to solve nothing.

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Jay...?

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While we're waiting for Kim, do you want a doughnut or an apple Danish?

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Doughnut.

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Good choice. This one's more Danish than apple.

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You know I love you very much.

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And I know you like it here, but...it's time to move on.

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Again?

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Yes, baby.

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Is it what that man said about Daddy?

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You know I'd do anything not to hurt you, don't you?

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It's just that sometimes...mummies...

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and daddies...they do things they probably shouldn't.

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Like when you shout at me?

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Yeah.

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I wanted you to think that he was a hero.

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I only wanted what was best for you. It's just...

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Derek was right.

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Your daddy wasn't a helicopter pilot,

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and he didn't die rescuing anyone.

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He didn't die?

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No, he did. Some bad men hurt him.

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Do you always lie to me?

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No, baby.

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I don't want this.

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Denny, what's important is that I loved your daddy so much,

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and he loved me.

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And we were very happy.

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But I think knowing that you were on the way made him happiest of all.

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I don't believe you.

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Denny...

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Oh, you come to collect your bags then?

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Uh, yeah...

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-Yeah?

-Yeah, about that...

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I don't know what Billy wants us to do.

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Maybe Lola just needs someone to talk to.

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I'm not really good at talking.

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Well, I think you're brilliant at it.

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You think we should dial it down a bit?

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What, you and me, you mean?

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Well, maybe not too full-on in front of Lola.

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Be a bit like rubbing her nose in it.

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How caring are you?

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Common sense, that's all.

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That's why you're doing the talking then.

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-No!

-Yes!

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But I thought you said you couldn't wait to get out of here.

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What was the word you used?

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-Kim.

-Ah, "dump". That was it.

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You want an apology?

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You could try and see where it gets you, yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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For calling my place a dump?

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Yes.

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And for generally being a princess?

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You're enjoying this, ain't you?

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Starting to.

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I'm waiting.

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Well, yeah. I'm sorry.

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Good.

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Now can we move back in?

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What? Oh, I've let your room to someone else.

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But you can get your bags.

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Cos they're in the way, yeah.

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See you later.

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-So they've arrived, then.

-Yeah, and they're a total mess.

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They sent the wrong suits.

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We're going to look like a couple of lounge singers.

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Well, there's nothing you can do about it now.

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I'll see you at the house later for a fitting.

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I really don't see the point.

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Hey.

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It would have to be the suits, wouldn't it?

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I mean, the ones I chose, they were so...

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we were going to look the business.

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-I don't mind.

-Yeah, well, I do.

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It's a wedding, not a two-week stint down the Copacabana.

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I don't mind, because it doesn't matter.

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It's not about the suits, or the flower arrangements...

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It's about you and me... together.

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For ever.

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First day of the rest of our lives.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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DOOR OPENS

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Hey.

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Billy called us. He was worried about you.

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Look, I know things are bad but...it'll be all right.

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I mean, it's not like you can't see her, it's just that they...

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And, anyway, once they see how much you love her then...

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Look, the thing is, we're here, Jay, me, Billy.

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All of us on your side... all rooting for you...

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Aren't we?

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Yeah, yeah. All rooting away.

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So you see, we're all...

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Anyway.

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Why don't we get some fish and chips in, yeah?

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You don't have to see anyone else, talk to anyone else,

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not if you don't want to...

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It's just us. We're here.

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Yeah, well, your mum can tell Barry Manilow

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he can have his costume back.

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Oh, see? They look great.

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If you're a member of The Four Tops, yeah.

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Well, I think you'll look splendid up there.

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You're hardly going to miss us in this.

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At least you can cycle home safely afterwards.

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-We're not going home. We're going to Paris.

-Wow.

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-Paris?

-Yeah. Syed surprised me with it this morning.

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-Syed?

-Yeah.

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Out of the blue. Just like that.

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How exciting.

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-Syed, you keep coming up with the goods.

-Well, you know, Roxy...

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-Yeah.

-I thought you were keeping it small.

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So did I, but obviously boy wonder's got other ideas.

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Yeah, of course he has. He has a proper sense of occasion.

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D'you know, I can't get this...

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Honeymoons, lists. You've got him well trained.

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My work here is done. Look at the state...

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Syed. Here...let me...

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-No, I'm fine.

-I've got it.

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-Syed, let me try.

-You don't have to...

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-Don't be silly...

-I've got it...

-Just leave me.

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Syed!

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BACKGROUND CHATTER

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Syed? You all right?

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Fine, Dad.

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You didn't look fine.

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If something's the matter, now is probably a good time...

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It's just a tie.

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You coming?

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She let the room?

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Yep, in about ten seconds.

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Any chance she'll change her mind?

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I think I burned my bridges there.

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So, what now?

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Find somewhere else. Plenty of B&Bs, ain't there?

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Yeah.

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I will find somewhere, won't I, Jack?

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Yeah, you're bound to. Yeah.

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I told him.

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Denny?

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And?

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Yeah, we'll be fine. In time.

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You did the right thing.

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Well, I hope so.

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You know, for a moment,

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I thought you two were going to be moving in with me.

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-Really?

-Yeah, just for a moment I did, yeah.

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What, the three of us, living at your place?

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I know.

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Well, I can't see it. Can you?

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Well, like I said. It was just for a moment.

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Yeah.

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Right. Well, better make a start.

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Denny. Come on, babe, let's go.

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You OK?

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Yeah. Yeah, we'll manage.

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Oh, and Jack, thanks for looking after the bags, yeah.

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Yeah, you owe me a quid.

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Cheers.

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She's got to come out sooner or later.

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She just needs time.

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She needs Lexi here with us.

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Which you're going to make happen.

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Am I?

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You know, until yesterday,

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I don't think we realised just what this was going to be like.

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I told Lola that the only chance we stood was

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if we did what we was told.

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Model citizens. So that's what we did.

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I told her that we had to trust the system.

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And look where that's got us.

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I don't think she's ever going to forgive me for that.

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LOUD CRASH

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Lola! Lola, you can't do that.

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Don't tell me what to do!

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Come on, it's about time you got changed.

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Listen. I'm... I'm not coming.

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It's Tam's big night.

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Yeah, I know, but... I've got to get on top of all of this.

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-Come on. Leave it.

-No, I can't.

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It's just one night.

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I can't. There'll be no time next week, will there?

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I suppose not, no.

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Tell Tam I'm sorry. He'll understand.

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Whatever.

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Laugh ridiculously loud for the both of us, yeah?

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It's gone already? Yeah, I know it's late.

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First thing, OK. Doesn't help me tonight though, does it?

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All right. Thank you.

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No worries. Plenty more.

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Plenty more what?

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Places to stay that aren't already booked up.

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We're not at the B&B. It's a long story.

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But we'll be all right, won't we, darling?

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Did you know my dad?

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Yeah. Yeah, I did.

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What was he like?

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Phil doesn't want to be bothered by questions like that, darling.

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Only Mum just lies to me.

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Denny.

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Denny, you have to see - I just didn't want you to hurt like I hurt.

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Why don't you come to mine?

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No, it's OK.

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-I've got room, ain't I?

-Well, I know you have, but...

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-Toys and everything.

-Phil.

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Be a laugh. Just the three of us, won't it?

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And I can tell you all about your dad.

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Cos me and your mum, we go back a long way,

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so if there's anything you need to know...

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Focus on your family. We're fine.

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Honest.

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Well, if you need me, you know where I am, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Someone's been avoiding me.

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No.

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I text, I call...

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It was a busy day, that's all.

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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I didn't think it was such a good idea.

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But then you changed your mind.

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-Yeah.

-Any particular reason?

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Does it matter?

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Not any more. Whisky and coke, please.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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OK. Whatever it takes. Just help us.

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Sorry, what d'you mean, he's not coming?

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-He's working, Tam.

-I don't believe it.

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He needs to get the books sorted for next week, that's all.

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And that's more important than anything I'm doing.

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He told me to tell you he's sorry. Now, good luck.

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OK, brother, you ready to kill it?

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You have no idea.

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Good times.

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So I'm going to get up there, introduce you,

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big you up a bit, you know what I mean and then you come on...

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I tell them about my dad.

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How he knows exactly how to handle my mum.

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He cunningly tricks her into thinking she's got her own way,

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when she actually has just got her own way.

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And then there's my mum, who has the ability to see straight through me.

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But I don't mean she can tell when I'm up to something,

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I mean she literally can't see me.

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Unless obviously she needs my help, putting out the dustbins or

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picking up groceries, or saving someone from a burning building...

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Oh, actually, no, I think she's blinded by the light shining

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out the back of my brother's trousers.

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Hey, brother, I mean, it's a bit heavy, innit?

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It's the truth, isn't it? That's all that matters.

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I can't do this on my own.

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Does Lola know you're here?

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No.

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Whatever it takes?

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I'll phone my brief, Jimmy.

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Brilliant.

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We can put in a residency application for her to live here.

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Sorry. What?

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You heard.

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But hang on, if you have residency...

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Then Lexi comes here and lives with me.

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What about Lola?

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Do you want that kid back or not? Now they're my terms.

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Take them or leave them.

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Why are you doing this?

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If you don't like it, you know where the door is.

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You want to slam it in my face again?

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-So we're not going to stay at Phil's?

-No.

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Even though he's got the room?

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No.

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But I thought you were friends.

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Yeah, we are.

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You go back a long way, he said.

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Thanks.

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Mum?

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Yeah. Yeah, way back. That's the problem.

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Then what are we going to do?

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Concentrate on looking forward.

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You're rubbish at that.

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One day I'll get it right, huh.

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Come on, baby, let's go.

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How's our investment?

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It sends its best.

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Danny...

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Fine, last time I looked.

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It's just...I could do with a bit of cash upfront.

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Again? What happened to the last 500 quid?

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I had...expenses to take care of. Business trip.

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So, if there was any more...

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What am I, just a cashpoint to you?

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Don't be stupid.

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It'll pay out when it pays out.

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OK.

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Look, we all need a little bit of rescuing, every now and again.

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Not me.

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No? What, a chance to get away from it all?

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Be whoever you want? Remind yourself what it's like to want someone?

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And be wanted?

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I'll get another drink.

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Dad...

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he knows how to...how to control Mum. He cunningly tricks her

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into thinking she's got get her own way, by letting her get her own way.

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Now, my mum.

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She's my mother.

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She...um...um...

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Let's forget about my mum.

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She seems to have forgotten about me.

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Man goes to the doctor, says, "It hurts when I do this."

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Doctor says, "Well, don't do it then." Pretty simple.

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I wanted to get into gymnastics after the Olympics.

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So I went to an instructor, he said "OK, well, how flexible are you?"

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I said, "Well, I can't do Tuesdays."

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Shame you could come tonight.

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Oi!

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HE WHISPERS: OK.

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Shakespeare went to a pub.

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Landlord said, "Well, you're bard."

0:23:490:23:51

Get off! Rubbish. Boo!

0:23:510:23:53

Anyway, you guys have been...

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you guys have been great. Thank you.

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Well done, Tam.

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Evening. Glad you could make it. I very nearly didn't.

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I didn't know what to wear.

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Went to the local suit shop, and I said,

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"What's the cheapest suit you've got?"

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They said, "You're wearing it."

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LAUGHTER

0:24:120:24:13

I owe you a quid.

0:24:150:24:16

So you do. You got it on you?

0:24:160:24:19

I was wondering if maybe we could keep our stuff here a little bit longer.

0:24:200:24:25

How long for?

0:24:260:24:28

How long you got?

0:24:280:24:29

There hasn't been a sound since she...

0:24:340:24:36

We tried to get her to come out, but she won't.

0:24:360:24:39

HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:24:390:24:40

Lola?

0:24:400:24:42

Lola, it's me.

0:24:480:24:49

Go away.

0:24:490:24:50

Everything's going to be OK.

0:24:510:24:53

Yeah? Why's that?

0:24:530:24:54

Because I've got the best lawyers.

0:24:550:24:57

Because I've got the deepest pockets.

0:24:570:24:59

And because I'm in charge now.

0:24:590:25:01

I am going to make sure that Lexi is exactly where she belongs.

0:25:080:25:14

Who knew you'd be the type to play hard to get?

0:25:230:25:25

Well, I like being unpredictable.

0:25:250:25:27

Me, too.

0:25:270:25:29

Keeps people on their toes. Be a bit dangerous.

0:25:290:25:32

I mean, who wants to play safe?

0:25:330:25:34

Safe is boring.

0:25:340:25:36

Settling down, worrying about bills and what's for tea

0:25:360:25:40

and how shiny that suit is....

0:25:400:25:43

What suit?

0:25:430:25:44

Never mind.

0:25:440:25:46

Life's too short.

0:25:460:25:47

It is, isn't it?

0:25:490:25:50

Syed.

0:25:590:26:01

I just lost my way, that's all.

0:26:040:26:06

Don't worry, brother. I understand, man.

0:26:060:26:08

And hey, look, at least you're funny offstage, yeah. All right, brother.

0:26:080:26:12

How was your day?

0:26:190:26:20

I think it's better that Mum didn't come.

0:26:220:26:25

Probably.

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Tough crowd.

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Yeah, well, you can practise all you like, doesn't matter

0:26:290:26:31

if you've done it before, once you get up on that stage,

0:26:310:26:33

in front of all those people...

0:26:330:26:36

You didn't lose your way, did you?

0:26:360:26:39

We let you down.

0:26:410:26:43

I'm sorry.

0:26:430:26:44

And thanks, Tambo.

0:26:440:26:47

There you are.

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Sorry, I needed some air.

0:27:060:27:08

Yeah? Seemed to me like you bolted.

0:27:080:27:11

-Danny, I...

-Why would you do that?

0:27:110:27:15

Hey. I'm talking to you.

0:27:150:27:16

What's with the games?

0:27:160:27:18

-In fact, why did you call me in the first place?

-You know why.

0:27:180:27:20

-We could've talked business on the phone.

-I've changed my mind now.

0:27:200:27:24

-No, you haven't.

-Yeah, I have.

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Tell me I'm mistaken.

0:27:260:27:28

Tell me that I've misread the signals.

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And this is wrong.

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It is.

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Yeah?

0:27:370:27:38

This is bad.

0:27:410:27:43

Then why does it feel so good?

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