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How long's Uncle-Ji been out there?

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Oh, since first thing.

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He's so excited about finishing that water feature.

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Hardly slept all night.

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It's freezing. He'll get frostbite.

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Frostbite. Don't be so dramatic, Ayesha! It's bracing.

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-Morning.

-Morning.

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SHE SIGHS

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Tyler.

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Again. This time don't do anything.

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I'll deal with him when I get back.

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Stand there.

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What for?

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-My song.

-You want to sing me a song?

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A performer's got to be prepared for any kind of audience.

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A what?

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All the top stars say it. Even Tulisa.

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Who?

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Good ones, bad ones, and real nasty pieces of work.

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Ah, so you thought of me? How touching.

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No, I thought of Uncle Derek. He wasn't nasty.

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Just said things straight. But he's dead.

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So then I thought of you.

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Good. Bye.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Whose is that?

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Kirsty sent it back.

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Because?

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She's playing games.

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Yeah, well, she's gone now, hasn't she?

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Now the damage has been done.

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She's signed them divorce papers, yeah?

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After wrecking everything for me and Tanya.

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Come on, Max. Why are you sitting about here,

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brooding like this anyway?

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-I called her, didn't I?

-What?

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-First thing.

-Why?

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To say all this to her.

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Look, come on, Max, it's done with now, you've got to move on.

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Some geezer answered.

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Who?

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I didn't ask, did I? Don't have to.

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You know, she comes here, smashes my life into little bits.

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You did a pretty good job of that yourself.

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Now she's gone back, she's picking up the pieces with some other mug.

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Oi, Max, it's water under the bridge, mate.

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-You reckon?

-Mmm.

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Do you want anything?

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Tea, coffee, hot soup?

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I can fetch your hat if you want.

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Masood, don't forget we have our meeting with the new Imam later on.

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Discuss our wedding. We must make a good impression, no?

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No, I'm fine. Thank you, Ayesha.

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Well, in that case, I'll be going. I'm seeing Rashid.

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We're meeting for a coffee.

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So...so Alice is babysitting again for you, is she?

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Yeah. You got a problem with that?

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No. No, no, no. Not so long as she's getting paid properly.

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Treated properly. Not being taken advantage of.

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Such a caring family, aren't you?

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Yeah, well, we do try.

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I saw that yesterday, in fact. In abundance.

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Uncle-Ji.

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I thought you...

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I knew you wouldn't come back in till you'd thought I'd gone.

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There won't be a repeat performance, don't worry.

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You've made your feelings crystal clear on that score.

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It's not that I...I mean, that you're...you...

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I'm as good as married.

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To a woman who thinks more of her precious water feature

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than her own husband.

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I've told you before, please don't criticise Zainab to me.

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Sorry.

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I'm leaving. It's what I came in to tell you.

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I've called a friend to come fetch us.

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What friend?

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Does that matter?

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Yes.

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Why?

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You're a beautiful girl, Ayesha.

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A beautiful girl with your whole life in front of you,

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this, whatever this is, it's not real, it's foolishness.

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And you and Zainab, that's real, is it?

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She makes you happy?

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I'm not criticising. I'm just asking.

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Yeah.

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She makes your heart sing?

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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-Yeah.

-The way you make mine?

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I...on the surface she can be...

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Yeah, I know, sometimes she's... on occasion, I know she...

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What am I saying?

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Why am I justifying my whole life to you?

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Yes. I am happy!

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What's really going on, Max?

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I told you. Just want to deliver a few home truths.

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Yeah? How are you going to find her?

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The last place she was staying was with her ex's brother.

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I'll start there, won't I?

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Oi, Max! There's not something else going on here, is there?

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What do you mean? Like what?

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Maybe this has got nothing to do with what Kirsty did or didn't do.

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-Sorry, what's that supposed to mean?

-This other feller. Whoever he is.

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You know, maybe it's him who's getting under your skin.

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You need help, you know that?

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'Hi, it's Whitney. Sorry, I'm not here. Leave a message.'

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Have you seen my shoes? I think I left them in the hall.

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Along with everything else.

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Don't you start. Getting enough of that from Michael.

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Yes, I have seen your shoes.

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And?

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And what?

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Where are they?

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In a safe place.

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What does that mean?

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All ready for you.

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Alice, look I really haven't had the best of nights, sweetheart.

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Now I've got to get to the market stall sharpish.

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And I've got to speak to Whit, so...

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And you will. Just as soon as you've tidied that up.

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I've got another pair.

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No, you haven't.

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And there's no point looking for your trainers,

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because they're in a safe place too.

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You're not serious.

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Shouldn't you be in school? Don't tell me.

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It's another one of those inset days, is it?

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-There's only one a term.

-Feels like more.

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-Heating's broke down.

-A lot more. Every time I see you.

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-You'll do.

-I'll do what?

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-Gary'd definitely approve.

-Who is Gary?

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Are you actually alive?

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Am I what?

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I want someone to listen to my song.

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What song, child?

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I need an audience. To help me become a superstar.

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Oh, and so you thought of me?

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Right, I don't know what to say.

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Well, I did think of Uncle Derek, but he's dead.

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Then I thought of Michael, he just got the hump.

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Then I thought of you.

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Derek and Michael?

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Why would you want them to hear you sing,

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they're both dreadful people, both of them.

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So? What do you say?

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I would say, give up now.

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You haven't even heard me yet.

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I don't think there's any chance of you ever being a superstar.

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You know, it's just not going to be possible.

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Why?

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-Well, because of the...and your...

-That's gingerist.

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I did not say anything gingerist.

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But if you happened to say it, then...

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See? You're perfect.

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Go away.

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Eh, do you know where Zainab got these from?

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I can't find the invoices.

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-Actually, I do. Have you got a pen?

-Yeah.

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-Place on the High Street.

-Yeah, go on?

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The Totally Tasteless Tile shop.

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Speaking of poor blinkered souls, how's Ayesha today?

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Still pining, is she?

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-It's like you said. A bit of a joke.

-You amaze me.

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Denise.

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-What?

-Can I buy you a drink?

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A drink?

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Yeah, in the Vic? 5.00?

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Why?

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Well, I don't get off till 5.00.

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No, I mean...

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Or, I tell you what, how about I make that lunch?

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And we'll go somewhere really nice.

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Is there any particular reason?

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Yeah, Bobby's away on a school trip whilst I'm going to visit Michelle,

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and that means Lucy's going to be on her own.

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It'd be great if you could keep an eye on her for me.

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Please don't say anything to her or she'd kill me.

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Just our little secret, yeah?

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There's a slap-up meal in it for you. What do you say?

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Yeah.

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Just had some good news. The Imam. He can't get here till late.

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And that's good news because?

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Well, because with you starting early.

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And him now not arriving till later...

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It's not going to be ready, Zee.

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It certainly won't be if you keep taking all these breaks.

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Think about it, Masood. The Imam arrives.

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And as he approaches the house,

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he hears the sound of a babbling brook.

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-We've run out of tiles.

-What? Well, go and get some.

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You didn't tell me where you got them.

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Why didn't you come and ask me?

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-You said I was barred from the shop.

-What?

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I thought your new manager didn't approve of personal visits

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during business hours.

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I'm sure he would have made an exception in an emergency.

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-A what?

-Here, here, here. Here's the address.

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Please, please, please. For me.

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-But, Zee!

-Come on, Masood. Please? Hurry up!

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Alice, I expressly said not to tidy up.

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She didn't. I'm going to put it outside on my way out, OK?

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Thank you.

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Now. Shoes?

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SHE HUMS

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Alice!

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Freezer.

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You really aren't serious.

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Just wear two pairs of socks. You'll be fine.

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I got you these. Looking at them now, they're horrible.

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Just to say thanks, you know.

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I don't want you to think I'm taking advantage of you.

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Great minds.

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For being so nice yesterday.

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Not gate-crashing, am I?

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You won't be. Once you let yourself out.

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Goodbye, Tyler.

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Thanks.

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Whit!

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I'm going to the Community Centre, Tyler.

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Whit, please, you've got this so wrong.

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What you said about what I see when I look at you.

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I know what you see when you look at me.

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-Ian.

-Before you say anything, I've already spoken to Zainab.

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And the answer's no.

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All right, Tiff. No to what?

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You're no good.

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No good for what?

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I need advice. Feedback. For my stage act.

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You'd just treat me like a little kid.

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So you're looking for someone like that guy off the X Factor?

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Exactly.

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OK. Well, how does this sound? "Look, dull, dull, dull."

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Like Craig Revel Horwood.

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That was Simon Cowell.

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He's not even on X Factor any more.

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Did you really think that was Simon Cowell?

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I don't watch that many talent shows.

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OK.

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OK, what?

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I'll go practise.

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LOUD MUSIC FROM HOUSE

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LOUD DANCE MUSIC

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Max?

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So you did come back here.

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What's the matter, has his hearing gone?

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You all right?

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-I'm a bit busy right now.

-Kirsty?

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What are you doing here anyway?

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You sure you're all right?

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Look, just go, will you?

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Well, well. Lover boy's returned too, has he?

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Adam.

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Second bad penny in a week.

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Can we talk?

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I said, go, Max.

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What's that? Has he done this to you?

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Max, please.

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Has he? That your work, is it?

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-Max!

-Is it?

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Someone talking? Don't think so.

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-Max!

-How's that, eh? Taste of your own medicine.

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HE YELLS

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-Max! Max! Max! What you've done?!

-Get her out of here.

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What've you done?! What've you done to him?!

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Max! Max! Max!

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-GROANING AND THUDDING

-Max! No!

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Max! Max! No!

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Max! No! No!

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Do you sell marker pens?

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Yeah. Over there.

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You haven't got any left.

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What's that, darling? Oh, marker pens? Sorry, we've run out.

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Yeah, had one of my managerial memos earlier.

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Something about our stock control playing up.

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All them things are going to be a thing of the past now we've

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got a brand new Regional Manager.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Zee. Look on the bright side.

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You haven't so much lost out on a job, you've more gained a new boss.

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Yes, yes, very good.

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Even if he does look about 12.

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It must be ever so disappointing, though.

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And after you were so sure that the job was yours too.

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Tell me something, darling,

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why is it that they said you didn't get it again?

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# Fly

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# And we don't let nobody bring us down

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# No matter what you say it won't hurt me

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# Not matter if I fall from the sky

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# Cos wings were made to fly. #

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Well?

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-I...

-What?

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Well, I already told you, I don't watch a lot of talent shows.

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But I thought it was, well, to be honest...

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What?

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-Rubbish.

-Good.

-Good?

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And you are by the way. Totally the wrong person for this.

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So this is perfect.

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Is it?

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If someone like you likes what I'm doing,

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then I'd be in real trouble, wouldn't I?

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So all I've got to do is make sure you hate it.

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Then I'll know I'm on the right track.

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Max. Max!

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HE GROANS

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Max? Max!

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PHONE RINGS

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Hi, Zainab. No, I couldn't get any more, cos they'd run out.

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I know. Yep.

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Yes, but...

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Initiative?

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What do you want me to do,

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go down to the factory and make them myself?

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So that's OK, then?

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Yeah, yeah, I just need about 10, 15 minutes. Yeah.

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And you've told her to come late, have you? All right lovely.

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Thank you. Bye.

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That was a bit of a surprise.

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Sorry, mate, are you talking to me?

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-Yeah.

-What was?

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Your sister. And Michael.

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-Eh?

-So that's what that babysitting's all about.

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-I did wonder.

-What are you talking about, Tyler?

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I just left the two of them

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getting very cosy with a bottle of wine earlier on.

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HE SNIGGERS

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Alice and Michael? Yeah, all right, mate.

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I think you might have got that a little bit wrong, don't you?

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Yeah. Actually, you're right.

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I saw them getting very cosy with a big bunch of flowers

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and a bottle of wine.

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I just had the most surreal experience.

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Almost as surreal as listening to you yesterday,

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going on about the lovelorn Ayesha.

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-I was just in the Arches...

-Why did you come here, AJ?

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-Huh?

-And why do you stay?

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I mean, you find us such figures of fun.

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Zainab with her water feature.

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Me and...we're ridiculous to you, aren't we?

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Lighten up.

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You poke fun at us all the time.

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Only because you're that kind of family.

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What kind of a family? Stupid?

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Strong.

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Certainly strong enough to take a little leg pull.

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That's why I came here, that's why I stayed here too.

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You've got a family, Mas, a proper family, and a real home.

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Crazy, yes, ridiculous, sometimes, definitely.

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But aren't all the best families like that?

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All the best homes?

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HE LAUGHS

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CHILDREN CHATTER

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-What are you doing here?

-I've got something to show you.

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Tyler, I've got a whole class to look after.

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Please. Two minutes, that's all. All right, just a second, yeah.

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Tyler?

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I know you asked me what I see when I look at you, all right.

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And I could try telling you how amazing you are,

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how kind and generous, how good you are with them kids.

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But I thought I'd try and show you instead.

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OK, ready? Now!

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That's what I see when I look at you.

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My wife.

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So what do you say?

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SHE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

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DOOR CLOSES

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You going out?

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Rashid's taking us to see a film. He's called us a cab.

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Well, enjoy yourself.

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What were you saying earlier on.

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Maybe you weren't.

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Maybe I wasn't what?

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Maybe you weren't trying to justify your life to me.

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Maybe you were trying to justify it to yourself.

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ENGINE STARTS

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And you're both sure now?

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Yes, yes. We're both absolutely sure.

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Because I'm aware you have had some doubts in the past,

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some difficulties.

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Yes. Which have made us both stronger.

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Masood will tell you the same.

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All our troubles are now in the past,

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and we are looking forward to one thing and one thing only.

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And that is a very long and happy life together.

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LOCK TURNS

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Masood? Is that you?

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Would you excuse me for a minute, please?

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(Masood?)

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Masood?

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He's never done that before.

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He's threatened, but more like a joke, really.

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A joke?

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But he's never actually hit me. He's off his head, Max.

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He has been ever since that mate of his came to stay.

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It's all that stuff they're on.

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So why didn't you just get out of there?

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I was going to. I was just waiting for the two of them to pass out,

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then I was going to go in, and get my stuff.

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What was it? You haven't got anywhere else to go?

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You know I don't.

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And what, it's cos of that stuff he's on,

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that's why he lashed out at you, is it?

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Isn't that enough?

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It's not cos of you and him?

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No, Max. There is no me and him.

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Would it matter?

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Just trying to get it all straight, that's all.

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Geezer's off his head, hitting women.

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I never expected to see you again.

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I signed the divorce papers.

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Well, I haven't sent them back yet, have I?

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Why are you here, Max?

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I don't know, Kirsty, I don't know what I'm doing here.

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-I thought I did.

-Which was?

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It's just seeing you like this...

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Seeing what he done to you.

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