15/04/2013 EastEnders

Agh!

Oh...

-You shouldn't have(!)

-Where's Sharon?

I don't know what he's doing here.

Probably same as you from the looks of it.

-Where is she? I'll give her them.

-No! I'm her oldest friend.

Yeah, and I'm a woman.

-Looks like you've both had a wasted journey.

-BOTH:

-Why?

-She's gone to Norfolk.

-What's she doing there?

Trying to get away from you two, probably.

Have a nice day, won't you?

-Thanks. See ya.

-See ya.

-Trying to get away from YOU, actually...

-Bianca....

-Morgan, come on!

It's not soggy enough.

It's been there for twenty minutes!

-I wondered if I might have a little...

-What about me?

No, finish your toast. Liam! Come on!

-Probably still asleep.

-Why'd you say that?

His mobile kept beeping all night so I couldn't get any sleep.

-I'm too tired to go to school.

-Me too. Whitney was snoring like a man.

Yeah, nice try, kids. Come on. Go and brush your teeth.

Mum, sorry, what?

-Yeah, um, I...

-You do think Liam's going to be all right?

Yeah, yeah, course he is.

I'm glad we ain't got that Steve stuff to worry about.

You did end it, didn't you?

Yeah, course I did.

Come on, kids, we're going!

-How about I take you out tonight?

-How do you do it, eh?

Pull the rug from under my feet and turn on the charm?

I'm trying, ain't I?

You've hardly said a word to me all weekend.

-What am I supposed to do?

-What, a night out at a cheap Indian

is meant to make everything OK?

You tell me to get rid of our baby

and then you just act as though nothing's happened.

I'm sorry.

You're right, we'll talk about it.

MOBILE RINGS

It's Jack, I should get that...

I'm glad you've got your priorities straight.

Kirsty, I promise, all right, we'll talk about it later.

All right, bruv?

Now, are you sure you've got enough toys there(?)

Shut up, I don't want Lexi getting bored, do I?

She's a baby, Lo, she'll be happy with cuddles.

Don't worry about that, she's going to get plenty of them.

I still can't believe we're getting her for the whole night.

I've just got this really, really bad feeling that Phil's going to cancel.

He wouldn't dare.

Lo, this is it.

This is us getting one step closer to getting Lexi back for good.

-All right?

-Yeah.

-Here you go.

-I'm not hungry, thanks, Phil.

-How long you going to keep this up?

-What?

Beale I can deal with, but Tanya,

-she won't give up so easy.

-If you want me to go, just say.

I didn't say,

but I'm not sure hiding away in here is going to help.

-I'm not hiding.

-Then why won't you leave the house?

What, and give them gossips what they want?

They're like scavenging birds waiting for the slightest crumb.

Besides, Denny's my priority now and he's upset enough as it is.

What time you taking Lexi over?

In a bit, but I can get Billy to collect her, if you want?

You really think I'm that pathetic?

Tell you what is pathetic, though - me having to wash

my hair in baby shampoo. Don't suppose you could pick me some up?

Yeah, course.

You sure you're all right?

Do you know what? I think I've had a lucky escape.

Well, the offer still stands to break his legs.

I'd do it myself if I cared enough.

He ain't worth my time, Phil.

Jack's out of my life for good.

What you doing?

Nothing.

-There's nobody out there, darling.

-Yeah, I couldn't see the telly.

Did you sleep all right?

-FRONT DOOR OPENS

-Oh, hello?

Why are the curtains closed?

TV PLAYS

You all right, Liam?

-Thought you was meant to be at work?

-Yeah, Kat said she can manage.

So thought I'd come and sit with Liam.

I don't need a babysitter.

-I can see that. Where are you going?

-IRRITABLE: To the toilet.

Look, I've got a day off. Why don't I keep an eye on him?

Yeah, all right then. Did you speak to Masood?

-Masood?

-About coming over and tutoring Liam?

Oh, I'll phone him now and tell him to come over today.

-All right. See you in a bit.

-All right then.

MOBILE RINGS

Oh, forgot my keys.

-See ya.

-Bye!

-Thanks for coming.

-It's all right. Don't be silly.

You all right?

-You seen Sharon?

-Nah.

I'm thinking of calling her, seeing how she is.

Really?

Why, what you heard?

No, nothing. I just think you should let the dust settle.

Yeah, well, maybe Tanya's spoken to her.

She ain't going to tell me, is she?

I just think you should give it a few days, that's all.

Just feels weird not having Dennis here.

MAX TAPS MOBILE KEYPAD

Oh, what, sorry, am I boring you?

Oh, sorry - it's a work thing. Jack, Dennis'll be fine.

-Do you reckon I made a mistake?

-No.

You didn't love her. Simple, ain't it?

Things ain't that simple when kids are involved, are they?

Denny?

Do you want to come and draw me a picture?

-What you doing?

-Nothing.

I thought you might like to draw a picture with me?

No, thanks.

DOOR UPSTAIRS OPENS AND CLOSES

See ya.

-Oh!

-What...?

-Sorry, sorry.

Cheers.

No, no, I should really deliver it.

Why? I'm standing right here.

Oh, did my mum phone you?

-Yeah, I'm going to go over after I've finished my round.

-All right.

Tell you what, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for leaving crumbs.

Oi, that's my little cousin you're talking about!

What's this, you finally doing some work for a change?

Not scared you're going to break your lovely nails?

Yeah(!) So, anyone seen Shazza?

Yeah, she's gone to Norfolk, apparently.

Oh, yeah? Interesting. Guilty conscience?

-Kim! I warned you about gossiping the last time.

-I'm just saying.

Don't get me wrong, I like the girl. But you've got to ask,

why he did he leave her just before they were going to say "I do"?

Jack's never had much luck with women.

-You think it's something to do with Shaz?

-It's none of our business.

Enjoying your little gossip?

-What?

-That's my mate.

-I never said anything! Ian?!

What?!

See you later, yeah?

-BOTH:

-See you later.

-THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

-What's taking them so long?

-Relax, they'll be here.

Yeah, and what if the social call and cancel, eh?

What if they do that? Can they do that?

Course they wouldn't. Phil would've told us.

Yeah, he'd celebrate first.

Oh, come on, you and me both know that Phil wants Lexi all to himself.

He ain't that bad, Lo.

All right, they're going to have to hurry up cos I'm starting

to feel a bit sick. KNOCK ON DOOR

There y'are. See?

FRONT DOOR OPENS

Hello, my gorgeous girl!

She's due her feed in two hours, everything you need is in the bag.

Hey.

Lex, look at all the toys your mummy got for you.

You know she needs her tiger to get to sleep, don't you?

Yeah, we know that. It's all right, Phil.

We'll take care of it now.

See you later.

Aaaaa, boo!

See ya.

Boo!

Boo!

CAROL CLEARS THROAT

All right, Liam?

TV PLAYS

-Um, mind if I use your loo?

-No, no, go ahead.

Right. Turn that telly off.

What's the point? Not like I'm going back to school or anything.

You going to be a professional telly addict, are you?

Well, I don't need him. I can study by myself.

Two little words, Liam. It's really that simple.

-Don't know what you're on about.

-I think you do.

See, that's what makes you different from those kids out there.

Right, I'll let you get on with it.

Do you want to get your books, then?

Look, about what happened...

I'm sorry. I really am.

Appreciate it.

All right, babe. You're up, yeah?

What are you wearing?

Oh! You're running a marathon?

-Yeah, it's on Sunday.

-When did you decide this?

I don't know. Few months ago maybe - it's not a big deal or anything.

It's just for one of them heart charities, innit?

MOBILE RINGS

SHE REJECTS CALL

-Why you not answering that?

-No reason.

Oh, right, that's why you've been hanging round here all weekend,

is it, eh? You've had a barney with your mum?

Can't I just stay round my boyfriend's house a few nights

without him complaining?

I don't know, can't I just ask my girlfriend what's the matter

with her without her getting all defensive on me?

If someone told you something, like, say Alice or something...

Mm.

If you knew something that was really going to upset her -

like, really, really upset her...

..but you know that she should know...

..would you tell her?

I don't know.

Er, no.

No, I wouldn't, not if it's going to upset her, no.

That supposed to be you opening up to me, is it?

I'm going to have a shower.

We can talk about your fun run later, yeah?

D, you got any change? I need it for the tumble dryer.

Thank you.

So, have you made up with lover boy?

How about you keep your nose out of other people's business for once, eh?

You all right?

Fabric softener, that's what I need.

You don't need fabric softener for a tumble dryer, you doughnut.

It's for my delicates.

£4.95. There you go.

Yeah, this is the one, yeah.

Cheers.

-See you later.

-Yeah, much later!

-What is wrong with you?

-Phil Mitchell just bought some shampoo.

And?

OK, where did Ian say Sharon was?

Norfolk. What's that got to do with anything?

OK, Denise, um... Phil.

Mitchell.

Shampoo?

I'll see you later.

-She been sick?

-No, why?

You've changed her.

I know. But look how cute she looks! My little strawberry girl.

-And her little cheekies.

-Just done her a bottle.

Yeah, I'm going to give her a bath after.

Lo, calm down, it's only early.

I know, but I got them little ducky-wucky things for her, ain't we?

We've got her all night.

-I know, but I don't want to waste a second of it.

-Hey.

-Hey. Hello you.

-Who's that?

-Hello you. She's gorgeous, ain't she?

-Yeah.

Do you want to feed her?

Hey? Oh, no, no, that's got to cool down anyway.

She likes it here, don't she?

Yeah. Course she does.

-Lex, hello!

-Hey.

-Hello!

You sure?

Yeah. I know she's useless 99% of the time, but just occasionally...

So this is you and your sister gossiping again?

No, Ian, I'm telling you cos I know you're concerned about her.

Thank you.

Where you going? Ian?

Ian!

I haven't seen him in a while - it's George, isn't it?

-Sammy!

-That's right.

Listen, why don't I make us all some cheese on toast, eh?

Think Sammy would like that?

Bears don't eat, Mum.

Silly me.

DOORBELL RINGS

DOORBELL RINGS INCESSANTLY

-IAN:

-Sharon!

Sharon, why won't you let me in?

-Ian, if she wanted to talk, she'd call you.

-Sharon?

-Sharon, come on. Let me in.

-Will you leave it, Ian!

Why won't she talk to me?

OK, darling, I know you mean well, but maybe you're not

the right person she wants to talk to right now.

What you...?

SHE SIGHS

Tanya, it's Ian. Have you got a minute?

It's important that you remain objective.

You can't be biased, all right?

Remember. Introduction, argument...

-TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

-..and then there's those monkeys

in space who wear neon dresses and sing karaoke.

Huh?

So you listen when I talk nonsense?

Look, you might not care, but for the sake of your mum

-and your gran, pay more attention, will you?

-Sorry.

So, introduction, argument, evidence and...

MOBILE RINGS

Oh...

-Sorry about that.

-HOUSE PHONE RINGS

Hello.

I can't talk now.

Who was that?

Er, no-one, it was a wrong number.

You're lying. It was them, weren't it?

No. Honestly! It was nobody! Go back in there and do your lesson.

TV PLAYS

KNOCK ON DOOR

Hello, darling. Can we come in?

Denny? Shall I make that cheese on...

Just give us five minutes. Please.

BABY CRIES SOFTLY

-Where's her tiger?

-Phil said he put it in that bag.

Well, it ain't in here. You're going to have to call him.

BABY CONTINUES CRYING

Phil, you didn't pack the tiger.

So what we going to do?

All right, I'll speak to you later.

-Well, what did he say?

-He's out.

Said if she carries on playing up, he'll come and collect her.

What? No, he ain't doing that!

I need that tiger, she can't get to sleep without the tiger.

Lola, don't panic, all right? Just wait here.

You don't have to hide away from us.

How many more times? I'm not hiding.

No, course not(!)

-Where you going?

-Nowhere.

SHE SIGHS

Why don't I take Dennis and Oscar to the cafe later,

-take his mind off things?

-Would you?

-Yeah.

He can come round ours for tea later as well, if you like?

Thanks - both of you.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you.

-Still can't believe Phil broke my cover, though.

-He didn't.

How did you know?

Kim saw Phil buying some shampoo...

Well, how did Kim know?

Well, I didn't tell her anything.

-Neither did I.

-Yeah, but you're going out with her sister.

And I was the one who put an end to the gossip.

Gossip? What gossip?

-Nothing. You know what Kim's like.

-What did she say?

It's probably just best to ignore them.

Them? Can you tell me, please?

They were just saying that you...

might've had a reason to run away.

Go on.

That you...might've done something you're ashamed of.

You all right?

Ain't you been out?

What, to the abortion clinic, you mean?

Nah, course not.

Maybe it's time we started talking about it.

What, cos you've made up your mind?

No, cos the later we leave it, the harder it's going to get.

And what about talking?

Right, we'll talk now.

You don't mean that, do you?

Course I do.

No, you just want me bundled down some clinic - in, out -

problem solved.

I ain't being bullied into this. This is my body, it's my decision.

Listen, Bianca, I'm so sorry about the other day.

-You walking in on us like that...

-Well, no-one needs reminding.

I just didn't want you to think it was some silly fling, you know.

I really like your mum.

She's not spoken to you, then?

No, no, I've been trying to get hold of her all day.

Annette's great, isn't she?

She's a mate of mine. I told her all about you.

-MOBILE RINGS

-What do you mean?

HE GROANS

Look, I'm going to have to take this, I'm so sorry...

I'll see you later.

-What's wrong?

-Look, I won't be a minute.

Erm, Liam...you did well today.

-Thank you.

-Any time.

-What are you playing at?!

-Bianca.

-I should probably be going...

I've just seen that Steve!

-Oh.

-Oh? So you lied through your teeth.

-I was going to tell you...

-Him and Annette are like that, apparently.

-I had no idea.

-And he's threatened me.

-Threatened you?

-He's told her everything about me.

Just calm down and I'll speak to him.

So what are you going to say?!

I trusted you.

DOOR SLAMS

Lo? Lo, look what I found...

Shhh.

-Did you get her off?

-Yeah.

-Getting good at this, ain't you?

-Well...

-Aw!

-Ssh!

Hi, it's me. Wondered if we could meet?

Say, half-four?

Yeah. All right, see you then.

So, what is the story with this Steve guy?

Sorry, it's none of my business.

It's not like I've got anything to hide, is it, with Bianca's outburst?

It wasn't the romance of the century, but I liked him.

Now I wish I'd never clapped eyes on him.

What am I going to say, eh? What if I make it worse?

You going somewhere?

Yeah, I've got a club to run and gossips to silence.

Apparently word's got around that I'm the reason Jack called it off.

-Like I'm guilty or something.

-I ain't said a word.

No, I know.

Almost wish you had now.

Do you?

I never said thank you.

What for?

Everything. You've always been there for me, haven't you?

I should've seen it before.

So, how do I look?

Beautiful.

-Right, then. Wish me luck.

-You don't need luck.

Thanks.

-See you later.

-See you later.

What's the matter, darling? Don't you like it?

-Can I get a black coffee, please?

-Jack!

-Denny...

Hey, little man!

I was wondering when you were going to show your face...

Come on, not now, Tan.

You sound more like your brother every day.

-Come on, Denny.

-No, I want Jack!

-Come on.

-Your ice cream's going to be melting, isn't it?

I don't care.

Come on, do what your Auntie Tan says.

Ooh ya!

-Sharon, I didn't know he was here...

-Denny, come here now, please.

-Listen, Sharon, I...

-Dennis Rickman, I'm warning you.

I SAID COME HERE!

Steve?

Yeah?

I'm a friend of Carol's. I know you're meeting her here.

Carol sent you?

No, no, not exactly.

I don't understand.

Look, the truth is, Bianca asked Carol to break up with you

because she was worried about you being unprofessional...

Bianca said that?

But Carol has been through the wringer today

and I just wanted to spare her the anxiety of telling you herself.

All right?

What's going on?

Oh, very mature Carol, yeah.

You ignore my calls then you get your mate to do your dirty work.

Think I get the message.

RUSTLING

Darling, I'm so sorry I shouted at you.

It's OK.

Uncle Phil's going to cover for me at the club,

so how about I make you fish and chips for tea, yeah?

Good boy.

First chance we get, we're leaving.

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