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'Mum!' | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
Hang on! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
'Mum, you got any clean towels? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
'Mum!' | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
There's some in the airing cupboard. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Sam, where are you going? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
(Just wait over there.) | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
-What are you doing here? -Sorry, but I was passing on my way home | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
and I thought I'd drop round some feedback forms. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-We're just having a family dinner. -Of course, I won't keep you. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
No, why don't you come in? Have a glass of wine. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
I don't want to intrude on your evening. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh, don't be daft! She's not, is she, Phil? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I shouldn't drink. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Well, tea then? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Phil and I have decided to give it another go. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Congratulations. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah, so I suppose this is like a little celebration. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
All the family together. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Right, Lola? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Baby, I need you to go to the shop for me. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-What? -The one on the High Street. -Oh, Mum, that's far, man! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Yeah, but they do the ice cream that I like. Please. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
All right. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Thanks. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Mum, why are you so nervous? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
You know you don't have to be, innit? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Look, Mum, relax. You look lovely, all right? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
All right, and you know what? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
I'll try and make an effort with Billy, yeah? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
All right. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
-I'll see you in a minute, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
MUSIC PLAYER: # Then I'm gone Oh, heaven | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
# Oh, heaven I wait... # | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
(Sam!) | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
What're you doing here? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Was that Dexter? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I'll be having words with my brother. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Oh, this was definitely Bianca's work. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Subtlety's never been her strong point. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
I wonder what she's got up her sleeve for next week? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
You know, as we're here... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
we could, erm... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Could what? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
I-I-I didn't mean... | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-Oh, no, no, no, course not. -We could... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Go out? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Out. Exactly. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
All right, give me five minutes and I'll get myself ready. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-Clock's ticking, Jean. -Yes, all right, all right! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Sure? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Yes. No. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Yes. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Better start cooking then. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
How did you find me? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Does it matter? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Why are you here then? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
My dad died. The funeral was yesterday. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
I haven't slept, just been walking around. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Thinking about everything. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
How he walked out on me, how I did the same. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
I know what you're thinking - | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
"Too little too late." | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-That's an understatement. -Course it is. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-How can I put it into words, what I did? -Shall I do that for you? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
20 years ago, you walked out on me | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
and our three-month-old baby and you didn't look back! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Do you remember the last thing you said to me? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
"I'm just nipping out for a pint of milk." | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Didn't struggle to phrase that one, did you? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
I thought you'd been hit by a bus, attacked, mugged. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Which would've been better! At least we could have mourned you properly! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
-Ava, I haven't... -How dare you? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
HOW DARE YOU... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
just turn up here on some self-pitying whim | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
without even thinking what might be best for ME, or for Dexter? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-You're right. -DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Just wait here. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
Evening. Sorry, I'm a bit late. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I didn't know what wine to get, so I hope that's OK. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Billy... -Should've got red. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
What's wrong? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Nothing. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
All right. Well, can I come in then? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
No. Sorry, can we reschedule? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
It's all right, Ava. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
I know when I'm being mugged off. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Billy, wait! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
The truth is, someone I used to know has just turned up | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-completely out of the blue and, to be honest, it's really thrown me. -Who? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
No-one important. I swear. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Can we do it another night? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Well, if that's what you really want? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Yeah, it is. I promise. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
OK. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Won't be long. The oven's been staging a rebellion. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
MUSIC PLAYER: # And I'll be yours to keep... # | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
Come on, Trish, tell us a joke. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Oh, I don't usually... I mean, I can never remember... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
I'm winding you up, I've got one, right? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-Oh, no, here we go, here we go! -DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Saved by the bell! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-OK. It's a funny joke. -Don't tell it. Don't tell it! -It's funny! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Hello, Philip. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
I didn't mean to interrupt. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Why are you here then? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
For my son. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
My dad dying, it brought it home. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
If I died tomorrow, Dexter wouldn't know a thing about it. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
But I ain't in a box yet, so, maybe, just maybe, there's a chance to put it right. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
No. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
No? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Just "no"? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
OK, so me turning up here out of the blue was a bad move. I get that. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
But I couldn't get this voice out of my head and my heart. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
It felt like it was going to burst if I didn't see him. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
I'll come back, meet him on your terms. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
Whatever you say. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
You're his mum. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Yeah. I am. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
I brought him up. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
SHE SHOUTS: I was there! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
It was me who watched him score his first goal, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
standing on the sidelines with the other dads. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
It was me who stayed up all night in A&E the night that he broke his wrist. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
And it was me who fronted up to the local thugs when they were threatening to beat him up | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
because he didn't want to be part of their crew! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
And THAT is when a knock on the door would've been so welcome. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
But now that he's out the other side, now that he's all grown up, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
now that he is a beautiful young man, guess what? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
He doesn't need a dad any more! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-ROXY: -Don't even joke. -You can't just barge in here. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Ooh, you got quite a harem. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
I'm Lexi's social worker. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
SHIRLEY LAUGHS | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Shirl, come on. -Yes, that's my name. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
I'm his ex. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Oh, right. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
That's what we're like round here, we're really friendly. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Like one big happy family, eh, Phil? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
That's right. | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Oh, you're asking me to stay? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Yeah. Yeah, why not. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
So, this is nice, eh? Me and you, out. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Just cos Whit took the kids to McKlunky's, don't take that as a signal, all right? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
What are you two doing here? You're supposed to be... | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Yes, thank you, Bianca. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Yeah, we get the idea, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
but we'd prefer to make up our own minds about how we spend our time. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Don't you like to...? Films, watch films? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Films are great. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
I love films just as much as the next person. It's just... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
What? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-We like to chose our own films. -Yeah, exactly. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Oh, great! Never going to have tea at this rate. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
I've got fish fingers at my home. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-I don't think this is a good idea with Trish being here. -Why not? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
The only person she can make a fool of is herself. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Besides, I ain't scared of her. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
-TRISH: -Right, thanks for that. I'll see myself out. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
No, no, stay. I've got enough here to feed an army. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
No, I'm sure Trish has got her own family to get back to, Sharon. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
You're right, I really ought to... | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-Well, I'm sure they can spare you for one night, eh? -Just a small portion. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
OK. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Do you remember when I used to throw meals like this Phil? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Quite similar really, innit? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Except we used to get a takeaway and burp at the table, eh, Rox? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Pie looks lovely by the way, Sharon. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Thank you, Alfie. -That's funny, that's not what you said earlier. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Oh, she's only winding you up. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Talking of wind-ups, did Roxy tell you about our bet? -Shirley! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Two months she gave you and Phil. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Now I thought that was really generous. I said two weeks. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -It was a joke, come on! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Am I too late to put money on it? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Cos I reckon I could cash in here. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
There you go, darling. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I'd like you to leave now. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Said it yourself - Dexter's a man now. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Can make up his own mind. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
He'd tell you the same thing. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
So why not let him? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
He is MY son. Not yours! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
It was always that way with you. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
The day he was born, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
I remember you gazing down at him like nothing else existed. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
Afterwards, the closest we got was brushing shoulders in the hallway. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I'd just had a baby. Please excuse me if I wasn't up for it! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
I don't mean that. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
I'm talking about holding each other. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Intimacy. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Tenderness. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
I am not having this conversation Not now! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-All I'm saying is maybe it wasn't black and white. -Get out. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Get out! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
NOW! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Who are you? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-Ah, our tasters have arrived. -Tasters? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Oh! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-There you go, son. -Thanks. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-What are you doing?! -Tasting. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-Well, it's not ready yet! -Flavours are a bit thin. -Yeah, nice palate. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
You might want to do something about that. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Oh! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I am so sorry about AJ. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Why he'd think I want to... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
I mean, we haven't talked about it. I mean, us. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Well, there's nothing really to talk about is there? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Exactly. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
Have I, erm...? Have I done something to offend you? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Course not. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-So, how's your...? -Anyway, how's things? Oh! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-Oh, yeah, fine, you know what the caff's like. -Busy? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Yeah, busy. Lunch time rush. Bacon sandwiches. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
Tuna - that's always popular, of course. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
And then there's the tea. Endless, endless rounds of tea. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
What about you? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, me, just the post. Nothing out of the ordinary. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
Although I did come across a really aggressive dog. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-Yeah, what happened? -Nothing. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
There was a door between us. It just sort of barked. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
A lot. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
I bet she's got a chef out there. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
I'm flattered, Shirley. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Alfie, what about that joke? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, OK. I've got a joke. OK. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Do-you-think-he-saw-us! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-ROXY: -Alfie! -THEY LAUGH | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Yeah, tough crowd. OK, here's another one, right... | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Look at her. Not a hair out of place. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Got a blow dry earlier. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Yeah, I bet you did. You plan everything, don't you? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Well, I like to be organised. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
You'd never know, would you? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
That she was all set to walk down the aisle with another fella | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
and say, "I do" and now she's shacked up with Phil. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Shirley... | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
No, it's fine. I'm sure Trish ain't interested in my love life, are you? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:26 | |
But did she crack? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
No, she just carried on without a slip. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
I've never been one to sit around feeling sorry for myself. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
No, but there must be a crack in such a perfect front? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Come on, give some hope to the rest of us. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
I never said I was perfect, did I? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
No? Enlighten me. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
What are you hiding? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Jack found out about your dark side, did he and called it off? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
-Don't be ridiculous. -I think it's time you left. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-No. It's just getting interesting. -Go on, go. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Why are you looking so guilty? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
You're the one who can't even see straight. I mean, you can't even sit upright. It's pathetic! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
What did you say? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
I mean, turning up at your ex's house cos you ain't got | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
a life of your own. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
It's a bit weird, innit? You're weird. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Roxy? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Go home, Shirl? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Fine. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
It'd be a relief. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Cos you lot are so boring! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Alfie, don't give up the day job. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
So you're that brother that I see outside a minute ago, innit? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
I was just checking the address. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
So Mum, why didn't you say anything about him before? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
I didn't even catch your name, you know? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-Jacob. -Jacob. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
And it's probably because it was in another lifetime. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
I'm sensing stories, Mum. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
He can't stay though. You were just passing through, weren't you? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Yeah, but if Billy ain't coming then we...? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
I could stay a little longer... | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
So how did you two meet? Come and sit down. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
We ended up in the same squat. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Wait, hold on. Back up. One sec. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Mum, you used to live in a squat? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
I feel like I'm getting a headache. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh, no, you're not getting out of that one this easy, Mum. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Come and sit down. Chill. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I bet my mum had you all doing all the cleaning. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Getting out the rota and that. The hoovering and all of that nonsense. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Don't you believe it, your mother was wild. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Yeah? What kind of wild? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Last-person-standing-on-the- dancefloor kind of wild. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
She had all the moves. Everyone used to form circles round her. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
Mother? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
He's exaggerating. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Remember the roof party? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
We could see the whole of London up there. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
It started to rain half way through, everyone went inside, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
but your mother, she carried on dancing. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
Got soaked to the skin. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
No, Mum, you know what. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Why don't we let Jacob stay round for dinner? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
You need to taste my mum's beef stew. It's bad, I'm telling you. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
I remember it like it was yesterday. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
But, I really should go. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
No, no, no, man. Stay. Stay. Stay. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-Let him go, Dex. -Another time maybe? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Not until I've heard more about my mum the raver. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-Dexter... -What, Mum? What's the big deal? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
I mean, we're talking about a bit of dinner. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Lola... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
For what you said to Shirley - I appreciate it. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
I didn't do that for you. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
I did it so Trish wouldn't actually clock what was going on tonight. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
What was you thinking asking her to come back here, eh? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Right, let's get this issue dealt with once and for all, shall we? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
There. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
No pills. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Rake through it if you want. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
Right, what does that prove then, eh? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Fine, go upstairs, go through the bathroom cabinet. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Anywhere you want - be my guest. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
No. No, I'm all right, thanks. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Then why don't you believe me? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Because Shirley's right, ain't she, eh? All this tonight... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
What's it even about? It's too perfect and even then there's slip-ups, ain't there? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Well, like what? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
For starters, you tripped up, didn't you? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
And you blamed it on the booze but you were lying, wasn't you? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
My pops saw you pour your wine down the sink. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
SHARON LAUGHS | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
What? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
Did you try it? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
It tasted like battery acid. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I didn't want to offend Billy so I just pretended to have a glass. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Right, so how do you explain the trip then, eh? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
These are new shoes, Lola. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Look at the heels - they're four inches. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
I thought I could handle them in the shop. I was kidding myself. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Well, don't tell me you've never been there? | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
And yeah, I am tired, you know - | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
Lexi was up half the night teething. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
It's knackering being a mum - you're going to find out soon enough. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
Listen to me, Lola, I promised you I wouldn't put Lexi's safety at risk. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:16 | |
Or Denny. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
I should thank you really - you gave me the wake up call I needed. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
And I know how you feel. I really do. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
But I wouldn't do anything to hurt either of our babies. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I swear. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Do you believe me? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Yeah? Come here. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Jean, I'm sensing timing's going to be an issue here. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-How much longer do you need? -I've no idea. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
You can't really tell the customers you have no idea. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Fine. Five minutes. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Have you seasoned these potatoes? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Right, that is it! All of you - out of my kitchen now! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Your kitchen? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Yes, Ian, for the purposes of this test. My kitchen! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Now! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Yes, Chef. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-Go on. -All right! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Right. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
That was incredible. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
You cook, Dexter? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Yeah, Mum's showed me a few bits and pieces. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
You're going to make a woman very happy one day. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
One day in the distant future. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
I'm not down for none of that serious stuff now. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Sound like a man who's never been in love. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I'm just waiting for the right lady. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Too right. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
So, Jacob, do you have any kids? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Sadly no. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
And you only have the one? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Yeah. Dexter, my proudest achievement. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Boy, you know like, see | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
when you get perfection in one little package like this. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Realistically, why are you still trying?! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
You don't need to. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
You all right, Mum? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
It's just my head. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Mum, sit down. I'll go and get the tablets. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
When he comes back you make your excuses and you leave, understood? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Sorry about the entertainment, Trish. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Please, don't be silly. Thanks for dinner. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-My pleasure. Safe journey, yeah? -Bye. -Bye-bye. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Here she is. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
Well, I'd like to propose a toast. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
You've put on an amazing spread, despite the uninvited guests, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
and you did it in your usual style. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
I'm a very lucky man. To Sharon. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-To Sharon. -Sharon, well done, sweetheart, nice one. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Thank you, Sharon. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
I'm sorry that I couldn't stay later. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
No, it's all right. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
It's just I've got this early start in the morning and I got | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
a mountain of ironing to do before my shift at ten. Mind you... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Sorry, you don't need to know about that - it's boring, isn't it? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-No. No. It isn't. -Yeah, it is. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Not as boring as the dog that barked story. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Let's go inside. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I can't - the kids and Bianca. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
We could always try and avoid AJ and Tamwar. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:58 | |
Your place? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Is that a problem? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
If it's all right with you. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
It was really great to meet you finally. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-So, are we going to see you again, yeah? -Depends. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
-On what? -I've got a few things in the pipeline. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
All right. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
-Bye, Ava. -Bye. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Mum, you need to definitely go and get his number. -Why? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
-He's perfect for you. -Oh, don't be ridiculous! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Mum, he's way better than that Billy for you. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
-I'm going to go and get his number for you now. -No. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
What's wrong - don't you like him? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
I'll go. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
May I present to you chicken stuffed with...? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
Actually, no, I'll leave that as a surprise. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Chicken surprise? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Am I sensing a theme here, Jean? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I suppose so. But I am versatile. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
I can cook meals without surprises... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Jean, I was only teasing, OK? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Lucy, what do you think of the presentation? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Yeah, it looks like something you might get in a restaurant. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Bobby? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
It's yummy. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
I'm sensing a bright future for you as a restaurant critic. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
I'm going to be a plumber. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Jean... | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
You're the new sous chef at Le Square. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Congratulations. I'm really pleased you made the cut. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Yeah, cos you're too tight to pay anyone else. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Sam! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
He is a great young man. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
A credit to you. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Next time... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
There is not going to be a next time. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
You just stay away from me and my son for good. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
And I will pick Amy up first thing in the morning. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-And what Shirley said... I'm sorry. -No, it's forgotten. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
It's been a lovely night, thank you, sweetheart. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
The fish pie was wonderful! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Thanks for coming. I'm glad you liked it. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
-Take care. Bye. -See ya. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
Oh, I am shattered. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Well done. Well done. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Listen, you go through there, put your feet up, | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
-I'll make you a nice cup of tea, yeah? -OK. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
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