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TRAIN PASSES

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I couldn't stand lying to him.

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You should've thought about that before you slept with someone else!

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He'd have found out.

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You don't know that. Joey would have kept quiet...

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I couldn't lie!

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I really don't deserve him.

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I think that's up to him to decide, don't you?

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I don't deserve anyone.

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Do you love Tyler, Whit?

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Do you want him?

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Yeah.

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Well, then get your war paint on.

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Get him round here and fight for him.

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Mummy.

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Mummy.

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TRAIN PASSES

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Right, talk about broadcasting it then!

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What? No, me and Ollie. Broadcasting?

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I'm talking about the way you're smiling now, it's fine.

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ROXY LAUGHS

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Hey!

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This for your party? It's going to look lovely.

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Hi, Tommy.

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Alfie upstairs?

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Yeah, yeah. Go on up.

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ALFIE SIGHS

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It's like father, like son, ain't it? Joey and Derek.

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Oh, stop right there. No. Tyler, this is very different.

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-How is it different?

-Because you and Whit...

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No, my fiancee SLEEPING with someone else?

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OK, I get it, I get it.

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Now, if this is the first time this has happened -

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you've got to ask yourself "Is she going to do it again?"

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-And it's that simple?

-Yes, it is that simple...

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< Then you find out why she did it in the first place, all right?

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< Listen Tyler, if this is a one-off...

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< Then there's hope.

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< You can forgive her, if - and I mean if - it's a one-off.

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< You know, if you love her...

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I mean, really love her.

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Then you swallow your pride...

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..and you try and make it work.

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Come on, darling Here he is. Here's Daddy.

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Tommy! What have I got? What have I got?

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Yeah. You're a good boy. What have I got in my pocket?

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Have I got some sweets? Yeah, where's my kiss?

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All right? What, you working here now?

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Yeah. Bit of management. Bit of business development.

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Right.

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Well, I only came in for the R&R keys.

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I've locked mine in downstairs.

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Will you tell Janine I've got a delivery, yeah?

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"Please."

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Morning? I think you're in my seat.

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Oh, I was - Joey was just...

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Right, first thing I want to do is go over the property portfolio.

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Oh, great.

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I was thinking last night, and I came up with some ideas.

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You see, when I ran my businesses...

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Yeah, all in good time. If you could just - I hate filing!

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See you later.

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GAS PUMPS

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I know, I know, all a little bit over the top, ain't it?

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Oh, it's going to look lovely in here.

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Thank you, Kat.

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I just said to Tracey, I'm looking forward to it.

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I am. I've got the day off now the stall's closed.

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So I'm going to go home and get ready for it.

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It's a shame about you and Bianca.

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Yeah, I wish you two would just...

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That's life, Jean. Every cloud and all that.

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BOTH CHUCKLE

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Listen, Kat - about tonight. You know, you don't have to come.

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Oh, I want to.

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I've got a date.

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Thanks for coming.

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Do you want tea?

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I wanted to marry you.

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Well, we still can.

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Can we?

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Yeah.

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You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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Better than anything. You know that.

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This is how you show it?

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Was it a one-off?

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Yeah, course it was.

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And will it happen again?

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No.

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No, it won't happen again.

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Never. Ever. I promise.

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I love you, Tyler.

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I love you.

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And you've got to...

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I do...

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So, WHY did you do it?

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If I knew why...

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..then I'd tell you.

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But I don't.

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So I can't.

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HE LOUDLY INHALES AND EXHALES

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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SHE SOBS

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With regards to the other day...

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When you were late.

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I had to go and see Kat.

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Your other baby mother. How lovely(!)

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Alfie was concerned about her, so you know, I figured it was the right thing to do.

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Right, so you demand five minutes of my time

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-because poor little Alfie was concerned about poor little Kat?

-No, you're not listening.

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I'm telling you that was the reason I was tardy.

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And...?

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So I'm... apologising.

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Can we look at some of my ideas soon?

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Ooh, I was just about to call you over.

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Oh good, well, I was thinking about the restaurant and...

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Hold that thought.

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Was there anything else, Michael?

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There was, yeah. I thought we could, er...

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..do something.

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Me and you?

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No. The three of us. Like a family, you know.

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Like a little, broken family?

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Like grown ups. Like adults.

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You wanted five minutes, Michael. Your time's up.

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Wow.

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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No playscheme today?

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Could you...

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..could you call me?

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-What?

-I'm not sure my phone's working properly.

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I don't want to miss any calls. If there are any calls.

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Not that there will be, probably, but you know, if there were.

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From anyone. Ollie, for instance.

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Has something happened?

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Jean Slater, you little minx!

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BOTH LAUGH

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I think I scared him off.

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What did you do to him?

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No, no - not like that!

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Did you... You didn't tell him? About...?

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No, no, no, no what I mean is that when you...

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sleep with someone...

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KAT CHUCKLES

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..everything changes, doesn't it?

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III was talking about me. I didn't mean you...oh!

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Play it cool.

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He'll phone you.

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Hello, Ollie! It's Jean.

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Jean Slater.

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I just wanted to leave a message, really. Say "hello".

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Hello.

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She just doesn't understand.

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Have you tried telling her?

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Well, what about your father?

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He thinks I'm "Punching way beneath my weight."

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That's not very nice, is it?

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We just want somewhere we can be together.

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Tell me you haven't forgotten what that feels like?

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THEY MUTTER

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-Ugh, not my brother!

-No!

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Don't think I even thought about boys at their age.

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Right, now your placement's over - we should talk about a proper job.

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I can't.

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Talk to me, Whitney.

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It's nothing. I'm fine.

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Do you want to tell me about that nothing?

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I can't come here any more.

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Look, let's go in my office?

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No!

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CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY

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Guilty conscience?

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I told Tyler.

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Whit, I wouldn't have said anything.

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I've messed up.

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I've really messed up everything.

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That's just what I do, innit. So...

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Er, three coffees to go.

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Sorry? Didn't quite hear that?

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Three coffees to go.

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So, she's got you doing her skivvying, has she?

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I offered to get them.

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I bet she didn't even say "please."

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Can I just get the coffees?

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And a receipt.

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Drinking alone. You're slipping.

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Huh. Except I ain't, am I?

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Think your luck's in.

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I ain't that desperate.

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I'm meeting Kat.

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What? At her ex's engagement. Hmmm. Classy.

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Being silly, aren't I?

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But that's what love does to you. Not that this is love.

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But it could be. One day.

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I really like him.

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You deserve it.

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Do I? Yeah, you're right.

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I do.

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He'll think I'm a stalker.

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He's a guy.

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And guys play games. Ignore him.

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He'll come running.

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Someone on a promise?

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Looking very handsome.

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You don't scrub up too bad yourself.

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Oi, no, you don't.

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JANINE EXCLAIMS

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It's not going to clear itself up.

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Then you're going to have to find a cloth.

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You know, I looked up to you.

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I thought I was going to be your apprentice.

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-I thought you actually cared about my ideas.

-I said to you all in good time.

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You want someone to fetch your coffee you're going to have to find someone else, cos I quit.

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Lucy, I have been at the bottom, all right?

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And, fetching coffee is actually quite nice.

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I just want to learn.

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Telling your boss where to go on her first day of work.

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Well, some people would think that that was reckless.

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I kind of like it.

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She's cheated on me. You've been there. You know how it works.

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Yeah, but I ain't been where Whit's been.

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Look, she makes out as if everything's all right, but it ain't.

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I dunno what's going on in Whit's head.

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I do know she's hurting.

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She's hurting?

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KAT LAUGHS LOUDLY

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Look, she said she tried to talk to you but you walked out the door.

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I dunno what she wants from me.

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Then ask her. Listen, Ty, you're the only boy that's never walked all over her,

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but at the same time you don't let her get away with nothing. You keep her feet on the ground

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and that is exactly what she needs right now.

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< Roxy.

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Going for it a bit, aren't we?

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I'm on a date.

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With a gorgeous, sexy, hot man.

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Thought you was with me.

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SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY

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Cheers.

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On the house, yeah, Essex?

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To love.

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All right, mate?

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Tyler, no!

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Joey - stop!

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That's enough. Oi, you!

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-Out.

-He started it.

-Out.

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And I ain't finished it.

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You heard the man. Out.

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That's enough! That does not happen in my pub. Understand, Tyler?

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Stop. Stop. All right? You're bigger than this. No more.

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Whitney. Everybody, there's nothing to see. We're having a party, OK?

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This ain't about Joey.

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You can't just fight your way out of this.

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Come home. I'll clean you up.

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Why don't you two just go home and I'll get Tiff.

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Take her out for a bit, yeah?

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Tiff ain't there.

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What? Didn't you bring her home from playscheme!

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Morgan's gone to a sleepover.

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-I ain't been at playscheme.

-What do you mean...?

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All right, look, you two just go. I'll go and get her.

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Go on.

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DEVICE BEEPS

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Patrick - you haven't seen Ollie, have you? Runner bean man.

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Talks a lot.

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Ollie.

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No, no, no, he hasn't been here all day.

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No? Oh. Never mind. Not a problem.

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Not a problem. At all.

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Is there something between the both of you?

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No.

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SHE CHUCKLES Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.

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There was a something between us.

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Then there was a something more.

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Now I don't know if there's a something at all.

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Have you tried his house, then? Hmm?

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Oh, of course. His house.

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Where is his house?

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I just wanted to have a word about Whitney.

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Yeah, she was meant to bring Tiff home with her...

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Look, I offered her a job and she said she didn't want it.

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I'm really worried about her.

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Yeah, that'll just be boy stuff. She'll be in tomorrow.

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Has somebody else took Tiffany home?

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Tiffany's not been at the playscheme.

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She said money was a bit tight.

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What, and you didn't think to tell me that?

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I thought you told her to tell me!

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Plus Whitney didn't say anything about her not being in.

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Like I said. She's been distracted. I'm worried about her.

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All right. I've got to go and find Tiffany.

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It's nearly six o'clock! We are going to get in so much trouble!

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One more level?

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One more level.

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Patrick! Well, why didn't you phone me earlier?

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Oh, are they? Right, well, keep them there, yeah?

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Yeah. OK, bye.

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You haven't seen Bobby, have you?

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Bobby? No.

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Well, he's not welcome at mine, is he?

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He ain't going to be with Tiff.

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You should to keep a better eye on your kids, Ian.

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I think the phrase is "pot kettle".

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I had so many things I wanted to say to him.

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I told you. I'm listening.

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Things I've probably wanted to say to him for years.

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About how he made me feel then.

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How he made me feel now.

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You know, I think about him all the time.

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Some days I hardly think of nothing else.

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Can't we just go and watch the telly?

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And I hated him.

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But he got me.

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Like no-one else, he just got me.

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Just cuddle up on the sofa?

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And then I get that letter, having him say he loved me again...

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Please?

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Sorry.

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Look, Whit. I've tried. I have REALLY tried.

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And I just don't get it.

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I don't understand why you still talk about it.

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Why you still feel all this stuff.

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It does.

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Every time I think about you two, it makes me feel sick!

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I don't get it either.

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But it's me, isn't it?

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It's part of me.

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And if...

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Look, please...

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If you don't get that...

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..if you can't get that...

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..I'm just going to carry on hurting you.

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You and me...

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..we've got to end.

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I love you, Whit.

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I love you too.

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DEVICE BEEPS

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Tiffany! Home!

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Patrick said we could...

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Well, Patrick is not your mum, is he? I thought someone had...

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Patrick, get him home to Ian now.

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And if you ever see these two together again, you tell me.

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Get home! Don't you ever do anything like that ever again.

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Do you hear me?

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Love, eh?

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PATRICK CHUCKLES

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You win some, you lose some.

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Plenty more fish in the sea.

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-It's about time someone made an honest woman of you!

-Thank you.

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-I'll pay you later. For taking her off my hands.

-Thanks,

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but I should be paying you for the privilege!

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-Excuse me, hello, he doesn't actually own me.

-Seriously. Congratulations.

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And for your engagement present - I'll let you off a month's rent, yeah.

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-Ah, thanks Phil!

-Thanks, mate.

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Happy engagement. What a lovely couple you make.

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Though, quite why anyone wants to...

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-Yeah, all right. Thank you, Michael.

-- Thank you, Michael.

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But, well done, anyway.

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Janine and Daniel.

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Michael.

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Twice in one day.

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Your little girlfriend seems quite taken.

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Oh. We laughed and laughed. How grown up.

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Thought I'd trade in the old model for a new one.

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Trading up, more like.

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The old one's got too much mileage on it now.

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-Oh Kat, will you keep it down?

-She's having fun.

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Yes, you should try it.

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-I'm having an amazing time.

-Kat.

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Got your ring yet?

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We're doing it later.

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I bet it's gorgeous.

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Alfie never holds back when it comes to buying big sparklers.

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Oh, Kat we don't want to keep you from your new boyfriend, do we?

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-No hurry. She's got me all night.

-He loves splashing the cash...

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-You don't want to let another one slip away, do you.

-..just to show his love.

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-Yeah, that will do nicely...

-I'm dealing with it, Alfie.

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No, listen, there's nothing to deal with, right.

0:23:170:23:20

You sort of know when things aren't feeling right.

0:23:200:23:23

Jean...

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I mean, it was fun. You know, whilst it lasted.

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Jean!

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I got your message.

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Did you? It was nothing.

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Just being silly.

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Just need a wee.

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Your message was lovely.

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Was it?

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Just like last night, eh?

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I've been at my daughter's all day, smiling my head off.

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Oh, you were at your daughter's!

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She accused me of being on drugs!

0:23:530:23:55

Why would she do that?

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Let's put it this way -

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last night you made an old man very happy.

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You're not old!

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Maybe not. But I AM very happy.

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Go in.

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Love hurts, don't it?

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Get in and go straight up to your room.

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You're having no dinner.

0:24:300:24:31

She won't let me see Bobby. Tell her to let me!

0:24:460:24:48

If Bianca says she don't want you to...

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You get to see who you want to. It ain't fair.

0:24:500:24:52

I thought I told you to go straight upstairs.

0:24:520:24:55

-Whitney thinks you're wrong.

-Whitney ain't too clever when it comes to relationships!

0:24:550:24:58

-I never said nothing!

-Go upstairs, brush your teeth. And run yourself a bath.

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-You can't...

-I will not say it again, Tiffany!

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You have broke that boy's heart, you know that?

0:25:040:25:07

Your sister goes missing and you didn't even notice!

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You've chucked in the chance of a proper job. What is it with you, Whitney?

0:25:090:25:13

Everything good in your life, you just...

0:25:130:25:14

BIANCA SIGHS

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TV IN BACKGROUND

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Want a hand?

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No, it's fine, it's fine.

0:25:280:25:30

Listen, you know this is Roxy's night.

0:25:300:25:34

Kat, I know that you were hoping...

0:25:340:25:36

Well, I'm not, am I?

0:25:360:25:38

Come on. You know, finding the eyelash

0:25:390:25:41

to make a wish...

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I was winding you up! I'm here with someone else.

0:25:420:25:46

I told you, you're not the only one who can move on.

0:25:460:25:49

OK, good, well, I hope you know what you're doing, all right.

0:25:490:25:53

Why? You jealous?

0:25:530:25:56

No.

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HE CHUCKLES

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This is your big engagement party, with the woman that you're

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happy to marry, and you're jealous because I'm here with another man!

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No, it's cos you're playing with fire.

0:26:120:26:13

He's going to get inside your head and drag you down

0:26:130:26:16

and I just don't want to see you go there again, OK.

0:26:160:26:18

You was jealous the other week, and you're jealous tonight.

0:26:180:26:21

You just can't stand to see me with someone else.

0:26:210:26:25

No. I know you, all right, Kat.

0:26:250:26:27

I told you, didn't I?

0:26:290:26:30

You will never love her the way you love me.

0:26:330:26:35

Take your filthy hands off me. This is what you do, isn't it?

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This is what you always do.

0:26:410:26:43

You drag on the leopard print, put on the pulling earrings...

0:26:430:26:46

How dare you!

0:26:460:26:47

Pull anything that's wearing trousers - what, to make yourself feel better, Kat.

0:26:470:26:51

You know what you are, sweetheart? You're beyond help, darling. You're a lost cause. And you...

0:26:510:26:56

you will never, ever change. You understand me?

0:26:560:27:00

Kat, that's... Kat, please...

0:27:100:27:13

Kat... Kat!

0:27:140:27:16

Everybody, if I could have your attention please, for one moment. Thank you.

0:27:270:27:32

Oh, Alfie!

0:27:320:27:33

Pass me a bucket, someone, will you...

0:27:330:27:36

Now listen, I know I've gone off-piste slightly

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and this is not the one you chose but, erm...

0:27:380:27:40

-I love it.

-Yeah?

0:27:430:27:46

I love it.

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BOTH CHUCKLE

0:27:470:27:49

Roxanne Mitchell. Will you marry me?

0:27:490:27:52

You don't even need to ask.

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Here we go, everybody. Everyone - to my gorgeous fiancee!

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ALL: To Roxy and Alfie!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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< Yeah, and make sure you rinse your hair properly!

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I tell you what,

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if that kid every tries to pull a stunt like that again...

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Whit, what are you doing?

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