24/10/2013 EastEnders

Oh, yeah, darlin'! I saw a rat this morning out there.

Right, well, they're stinking up my room.

Oh, I thought that was you. Yes, all right, girls, please.

Has anybody... seen Peter this morning?

No, there's nothing wrong, dad's just gone into work early.

He said something about there being new stock or something.

Abi's here. If you want a word with her?

Er, actually, no, forget that, she's just on her way out to sixth form.

Actually, I better be getting off as well.

What? Do you think she suspects something?

Now, there's a reason to pull a sickie.

Kat's gone without getting any milk again.

There you are! Look, there's no food in the house

and the kids have got school in a minute! Relax.

It's that teacher meeting with the social workers today, innit?

Look don't worry about it, Whit, we'll get through it, yeah?

PHONE RINGS Then go get it.

Oh, good. You can help me tidy this lot up, then.

What about the stall? Luke's on it.

I can't. I've got a delivery coming at the restaurant.

Oh, right, is that where you want me to end up?

And what about Lucy? look, she's been so happy...

we're all back together again as a family...

if you make me go to the police station, all that...gone.

Will you stop being so selfish and think about that family

OK...I'll see you later, then. Yeah, all right. All right.

I don't want to lose everything again.

Because I said so. She's not even in.

Why won't you just tell me what it is? No.

I can't. She's texted me and said I've got the day off now.

then everything we've planned is off.

Do you understand that? Everything we've planned.

Taking Scarlett, running away, it's all off.

Here, Liam, here's yours. Hard-boiled, just like you.

Morgan and Tiffany, they're runny like your noses.

Excuse me, he just cooked you breakfast, OK? So, say thank you.

Now, eat up, please. You're late enough as it is.

All right? So, you going to go to prison, then?

She's going to lose her job anyway, ain't she?

That's really going to help round here.

Just like most of the women in this family.

I'll have it, then. Waste not, want not.

She's not going to lose her job. How many more times?

Listen, can I get an extra half hour at lunchtime?

Well, I'm taking the day off, so I don't care what you do.

I wore 'em when I was carrying the torch, didn't I?

Yeah, if you want to catch something.

Listen, anyway, do you two fancy a little run at lunchtime?

Game's next week. Mm, we ain't having lunch.

The engine of all creativity, we know. Exactly. Maybe tomorrow. OK.

What're you doing here? Didn't you get my text?

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. I got your post!

SIGHS: It's my birthday in a couple of days.

I don't see what there is to celebrate about turning 30.

You've got a nice house. A business. A beautiful daughter.

Billy can't run more than five feet, anyway.

No, but I still feel for him, though, don't you?

Not much we can do about that, is there?

Come on, boys, want to clear it for me? I'll pay you good money.

Don't fall for the fluttering eyelashes.

We do all right from the garage, cheers.

I was trying to appeal to your sense of gallantry.

I want to marry her and do naughty things.

Right, you really think that's going to work, do you?

Least I'm doing something. Babe, they could be going for a tenner.

It don't matter, if no-one's coming in off the street.

What do you want me to do? Drag 'em in?

Can you start helping instead of having a go at me the whole time!?

I thought I'd seen every sales pitch going but fighting on the forecourt?

If you're not here to buy a car, then...

There you go again, with your cutting-edge sales tactics.

I wasn't in the mood to buy a car when I came over,

You know, you two need guidance. Here we go.

I assume that neither of you want to go bust...

Babe, you might want to just listen to him... No.

You want in on my dad's business. Sorry, not happening.

Here he is! Walford's answer to Jack Wilshere.

All right, mate? Luce, can you come home soon?

Has something happened? Is Bobby all right?

He's fine. It's nothing like that. Um... What about lunchtime?

You're training with the boys at lunchtime. One o'clock sharp.

Yeah, I can't do that today, mate, sorry.

She can't leave till we get back, anyway. You know what Janine's like,

she don't like the place being left empty. She's not even in.

You don't think she's watching on the webcam right now?

The phone's not tapped? She's everywhere.

What does "maybe" mean? Did she see it?

No...but I wasn't supposed to be there, was I?

What did she actually say then, Alice?

Listen, I was thinking about what you said earlier, and you're right.

There is something to celebrate. Yeah? Good.

So I'd like you to come round and help me plan my party.

You would love that more than cooked food.

She's been doing my head in all day. Go on.

Oh, hello, love. You caught me! Alphabetising the biscuits.

Yeah, um, could you come home later? Like, two o'clock?

Sorry, what was wrong with your dad? Is it me?

Well, I never expected to be, like, a stepmum to four kids.

I'm probably making a right mess of it, ain't I?

It's so nice being part of a proper home again, you know?

Yeah, um...see you at two, yeah? Yeah.

The deal of the century is about to land in your lap, Janine...

And, let me guess - you need my money to make it happen.

Your money, my powers of persuasion and someone else's business.

What is this, some sort of a hostile takeover?

If we take it easy until we get a proper plan.

You haven't even told me how we're doing this.

Don't worry about it. Let me worry about that.

looking out over those rooftops - you, me, Scarlett.

I just need to ring the bank, then...

Yeah. We got half an hour until Phil gets back.

Listen,...you ain't going to tell Billy about this, are you?

Listen, we can tell the old boy if you want.

I just thought you two were serious about training.

I am. Don't worry about it. Right, let's go, then.

What do you mean, "Is that it?" They've cut the phone line!

Humanity survived a fair few years without the internet, Abi.

Well, that is easy for you to say, because you do not have work to do!

All right, well, just go find an internet cafe, then.

Oi! Listen, I told you, we're not interested.

Do you think we can discuss this in private?

Why, you got something you want to hide?

Sorry, mate, I didn't realised you worked here.

Look, young lady, these cars are just sitting here...

I buy the cars now, for cash, I sell 'em on from here.

Why don't you count it? Make sure it's all there.

Sorry I can't get to the phone right now.

If you leave me a message I'll get back to you. Bye.

Right. Here y'are. The rest of the paperwork. Right.

Look, David, she really does need this money, you know. Yeah.

and he's going to sell 'em for twice as much.

Can't believe you're actually going to trust him.

Kirsty's going nuts, my mum ain't here.

Without my dad, I'm pretty much the only one keeping it all together.

So I don't need you on my shoulder telling me what to do, all right?

Have you got a grand and a half you can give to me?

Just stall David. All right? Just give me one hour.

Yeah, police please. I'd like to report a...

Burglary... Burglary... ..bank statements.

Thank you. I knew something like this was going to happen.

Those bins should've been collected weeks ago.

I started a petition but... I saw that!

Oh, yeah? Will you can... Yeah, I'm still here.

Yeah, well, it's important. It's about Dad.

Dad didn't see Max mess with the brakes.

And I never wanted it to go that far, Lucy...

But Carl was threatening me. OK? And one thing just led to another...

I wanted to protect you all but it all just spiralled out of control...

Don't worry, OK? He's not going to go through with it.

We just wanted to let you and Denise know before we go to the police.

And then what? Cos I'm pretty sure that's a crime, isn't it?

There's a chance I could get charged.

Because I don't want to go back to what it was like when you were gone.

OK? It's going to be fine. Dad'll be fine.

We'll go to the police, we'll tell them what Carl's been doing,

People are going to know that Dad has lied.

Everyone is just going to think that we are scum.

And you don't know what's going to happen to him.

You don't if he's going to go to prison or get done by Carl.

So you want Dad to just stand up in court and lie?

I thought Lauren was your mate, anyway!

Have you seen what she's been going through lately?

It is about me living here, isn't it?

You couldn't even look at me this morning.

Well, do you know what? I'm sorry, but this is me.

I've done my best to fit in... Look, it's not you.

You know, she keeps stealing my stuff.

And...she took money from Dad's wallet.

Yeah. I mean, we've been as patient as we can with her...

but we just thought she might listen to you?

Me and Peter were arguing this morning cos he...

So, I was... Well, we were thinking, maybe...

No, no, it's all right. Give me one second, yeah?

Babe, it's been over an hour. They're going to walk.

I'm no miracle worker. She might throw it back in my face.

Yeah, but at least we can say we tried though, eh? Yeah.

She really is part of the family now, ain't she?

She can never find out the truth. OK? Never.

Yes, we apprehended him because you're not collecting the bins.

He should be safely locked up in Walford police station by now.

The headlines are practically writing themselves, aren't they?

All the bins had better be collected by tomorrow morning,

or else I'm going to go to the press. All right? Thank you.

You'll get to meet him very soon, actually.

AJ, that'll be a tenner for the nails.

Things round here needed cheering up,

but I catch you bunking off school again,

I will drag you down there myself. Comprende?

I thought Janine only gave us enough for the cars?

There's always a little to skim off the top, Liam.

Getting her to count the money - that was clever.

Well, yeah, it's like that advert, ain't it?

You send them your gold and they send you cash.

If you don't think it's enough, you just send it back.

Problem is, they know once the money's in your hand...

Tell me you ain't been sitting here all day, Whit?

Kids, down here now! Quickly. Here you are, Whit.

I know it's not much, but it's a start...

I thought, if I'm in charge, this place is going to go to pot.

We'll have a slap-up meal to celebrate. You trust me with that?

Rubbish. Rubbish. Oh, well, that's a shame,

because I guess you won't want to nip down the chippie for me.

Can I have mushy peas, can I have mushy peas?!

You can have mushy peas, you can have curry sauce,

You're going to have to tell me what you're doing.

I'm going to slip a couple of these into her drink.

You're drugging her. Yeah, I am.

Otherwise, she'll be calling you every five minutes.

What happens if that weasel Danny, and Billy the idiot,

And I'm not leaving without you, Alice.

She's got that injunction, she'll call the police.

You know what Janine's like. This is the only way.

Then you can understand why I can't ask you to do this.

Give me the pills. I'm going to do it.

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