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HE VOMITS | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
"Well," said the wolf, "I'll go and see her too. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
"I'll go this way and you can go that" - | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
and the wolf ran as fast as he could, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
taking the shortest path, and the little girl took a roundabout way, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
entertaining herself by gathering nuts | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
and running after butterflies | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
and gathering lots of bouquets of little flowers. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
And it wasn't long before the wolf arrived at the old woman's house. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
And he knocked on the door - tap tap tap. Who's there? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
12 hours. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
I know. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Want to go through the plan again? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
So... I make a date with Janine... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
RUNNING FOOTSTEPS | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Oh, you're back, then! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
That's nice, that is, Al. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
I mean, you just come and go as you please. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Don't worry about me, will you? Sorry. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I thought something had happened to you. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, it didn't. So you can phone him but you can't phone me, no? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
I think you'll find my name is Michael. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
I was going spare, Alice. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Sorry. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
You done? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
What? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Because before you interrupted us, we were in the middle of something. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Look, Joey, I get it. You've made your point, I understand. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
It'll never happen again. I promise. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
There, see. You are done. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Well, at least you're back, anyway. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
What the hell?! Say hello to my little friend. Luce? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
She thought it was a real head. No, I didn't. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
You fell for that one? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Ugh! What's that? You've been slimed. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
"You fell for that one?" | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Someone's smeared something really disgusting on the - Oh, right. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Halloween's here. Yeah? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
So have you all got your costumes ready for later? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Later? The party at the Vic. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Yeah. I have. Except I'm going with Patrick. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
You are? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
We thought cos Dad's working tonight, you could take Cindy. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Sorry, he's gone and hired himself a cape an' all that. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Well, us three can still go. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Uh, yeah, I'm not going. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Me either. Not really my thing. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
I can't go on my own. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
You should ask your little friend. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh! Stupid... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
I'll get a dustpan. All right, darling. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
I'll have a ticket. I'll have two tickets. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
What if I said no? Are you going to? | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
OK. I'm happy to sell you two tickets. Here's the deal, right... | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
please don't be coming in, gobbing off and starting any trouble. Got it? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
What could be more agreeable? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
One, two... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Still no sign of the loot? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Nope. That's great, that. Well done, Dan. Don't look at me. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
How do I know one of you lot didn't take it? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Because we are all honest, and we wouldn't do that to each other. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Remember when Jay came back from holiday with some money missing? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Think that's a coincidence, do you? I didn't touch that money and I didn't touch this one either | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
so don't go pointing the finger at me... Boys, boys, boys. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Squabbling and blaming each other is not going to find the money. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
What we need to do is put our heads together. Yeah? The way I see it, we've got two options. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Neither of which I like. I don't like 'em either. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
You ain't heard them yet. Oi, Jay. Men talking. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Shush. Option one...? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Option One. We round up Joey and Peter | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
and we all agree to make up the four grand between us. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Yeah, and the three bears(!) Why should we do that? You're the one that lost the money. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
I didn't lose it, Jay, it was stolen. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Look, look, look, whatever - Dot needs that money today | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
so we need to sort it out, yeah? Option Two? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Option Two is one of us has to go round there and break the bad news. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
You're joking, ain't ya? She'll go mad. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Told you I wouldn't like any of these options. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
But there is, however, a third option. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Go on. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
We all move to Pakistan and live out the rest of our lives there. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Well, that's it then, ain't it - | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
one of us has to bite the bullet | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
and go and tell Dot face to face. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Isn't that right, Danny? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Are you serious? Yeah. Be a laugh. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
A laugh. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Dressed up as a witch while trying desperately not to look embarrassed? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Go as a fairy, then. This is me. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
I'm trying to make up for the other day. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, so you can run off again? Leaving me to wonder why I ever, ever bother with you. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
No, no. It's different this time. I promise. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
I'm trying to make amends, you know. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
This is me trying to claw way back a semblance of decency between us. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
I ran the other night, I know I did. But that's because I had a momentary lapse. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Thank you so much for the thought, but Halloween for me | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
is just Christmas with fangs. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Right, come on, stash these away. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Ugh! What is that? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
It's Cindy. Sorry, here you go. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Thanks. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
Have you got anything non-alcoholic for me, Cindy and Lola? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Yeah, you two are having orange juice | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
and we need to find a way to get rid of Cindy. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
We've got Bobby staying at a mate's house. Halloween sleepover thing. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
And Dex? He said he's not up for it. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
But he's going to miss out. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
We're watching scary movies. If he gets too scared and jumps up, his stitches'll come out. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
Then there'll be real blood on Halloween. Nice. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
If you're that worried about him, go to his instead. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Look, main thing is we're partying tonight, aren't we? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
That leaves one problem - what are we going to do about Cindy? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
I was kind of hoping that one of you guys had an idea. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
This is winding me right up. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Paid a small fortune for this, an' all. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
No, you haven't. You don't pay a small fortune for anything. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Which is why it's not working. Yes, but it has to work, OK. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Cos people are paying ten pound a head and we need to have fog. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Fog... Fog! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
All right? All right, Rox? Hello, Michael. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Can I get a refund on these? Janine don't fancy it. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Janine? Janine. What were you bringing Janine for? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Did you not get the hint? If someone calls the police on you, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
it kind of means they don't like you. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I thought we were getting on better. We had a bit of a detente. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Wouldn't be too surprised. She hasn't exactly been herself lately. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
To be honest, I think she's getting worse, you know. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
She's barricaded herself in there. She's quiet and lost. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Look, keep 'em for later. She might perk up. I have my doubts. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
You know what woman are like, they change faster than Superman, don't they? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Except you, of course, love of my life. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
You are constantly wonderful and beautiful. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Look at that. Thank you. Halloween is now happening. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Yeah. Not for Janine. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
See, I like witches but wizards - no. They scare me. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Right... Werewolves I like cos, you know, they're basically just | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
overgrown puppies, ain't they? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
But Dracula, no. No, no. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Well, he does bite you in the neck so...? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I don't think it's that, I think it's more the, like, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
slicked-back hair. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I used to have a scary grandad with slicked-back hair. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Not the sharp teeth though. His were false. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Hello. All right? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Have you thought of anything yet? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
No. But I'm working on it. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I spoke to Jay and Abi. They can't come up with a plan either. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Why don't you want Cindy there anyway? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
It's adults... and I want to do adult stuff. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Yeah? Yeah. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
What are you doing? Hungry. What's all this booze? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
It's Dad's. For the restaurant. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
So why's it over here? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
I dunno. Uh - got any plans for later? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
Nope. Just staying in. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
You should go to the Vic. There's loads going on there. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
On my own? I think I'll just stay in, thanks. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
You OK? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
No. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
What's wrong? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Don't worry, it's fixable. Michael. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Janine doesn't want to go out tonight. So it's off? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
No, it isn't off. What do you mean, off? This is just a sign. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
OK. It's telling us it's not right. It's wrong. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Alice... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
this is happening. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
But how? She doesn't need me to go over there and babysit. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
So am I meant to just break in - shove the pills down her throat? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
You have to be in that house tonight. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Yeah, but how? You'll think of something. C'mon baby, I need you at your best. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
You mean my worst. No. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
All we're doing is convincing that monster to show up | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
for a date which she never shows up for. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
It's doubly tragic. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
It's so horrible. No, it's not. And life's horrible. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
And it never gives you what you want. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
And Janine is worse than that. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
So that's why I'm doing this, I'm doing this for Scarlett. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
I'm doing it for you. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
So... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
to reiterate - | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
that one goes in her drink. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
That one...? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Goes in her bedside cabinet. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Simple. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
You're not the one doing it. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
When she's gone - as in dead - you ring me | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
and you say you were late for babysitting and you found her. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
How are you so calm? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
I'm not calm. Inside, I'm a raging sea. We can't stop now. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
We can't stop now. We've gone too far. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
You can see that, right? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
And I want to be with you so badly. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Tell me what I have to do. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
What do you think? Oh, you're going, then? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Well, I managed to get a babysitter. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
She's just split up with her boyfriend | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
and wants to mope in peace at mine, so... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
to be honest with you, I'm a bit nervous. I'll hardly know anyone. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, they'll want to know you. Especially if you wear that hat and nothing else. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
That'd be a talking point. Come on, then. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
You need to tell me who to avoid. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Apart from the obvious one? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Whitney. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, yeah of course. Anyone else? | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Well, there's AJ. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
He's harmless enough, but you'd better not let him | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
catch your eye, else he'll think you fancy him. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Got it. Oh, then there's Billy. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Don't want to find yourself propping up the bar with him, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
because he talks for England, and none of it will make any sense. OK. Who else? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Michael. People think he's handsome and mysterious, | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
but I think that's another way of saying he's a bit weird, you know. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Is there anyone I will like? Put it this way. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
If you like monsters, you're going to have a ball. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Hi. Hi. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Come in. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
I've got an idea. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
We all go in and we all say it at the same time. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Like a choir. She'd like that. She'd think it's religious. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
I can't do it. I can't tell her. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Can you imagine the look on her face? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
You big wuss. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
What if the shock's too much for her and she just keels over? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
Never thought of that. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
No - | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
she wouldn't do that... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Would she? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Hello. Nice lunch? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Yeah, lunch was great. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
But...? But I've just been stood up. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
My babysitter just got back with her boyfriend. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Aw, that's so sweet. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Not really. I almost got myself a social life. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Oh, yeah. But, you know, it's nice that they got back together. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Whoever they are. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Yeah. I was just really looking forward to going tonight, you know. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
I'm going to be stuck in now. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Maybe not. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
I think I might know someone who can help you. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Well? I tried. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
I really tried, but Janine was just having none of it. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
Maybe it's for the best. It's all right. Don't worry about it. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Don't think about it. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
I'm not sure it'd have worked. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Take that. Just drink it, will you? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
All of it. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
Course it would've worked. It's perfect. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's not going to happen now, is it? And I'm glad. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Janine. Listen... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
maybe I was a little bit hasty. Wasn't really feeling myself. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
If you want to go to the Vic, then we can do that. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
But no costumes. Yeah. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Good. All right, well, I'll give Alice a call. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
As soon as I've got hold of her, I'll call you back. Cool. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Life is death, Alice. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
It has to end that way - | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
all we're doing is just moving it forward a little. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Danny! Danny, what are you doing? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
What do you think I'm doing? I'm going to confess, ain't I? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
But she might keel over. What choice have I got? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Well, could always give her this instead. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Where'd you get this? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Found it in one of the football socks. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
I was clearing away the kit, and there it was. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Looks like it's all there! Billy, you're the hero. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Just got lucky, didn't I? I'll text the others. We owe you. You are the man. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:55 | |
So you want to do the honours? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Nah, mate, should be you. You saved the day, after all. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Yeah, I suppose I did, didn't I? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
I can't stop shaking. I know, I can feel you. Listen, don't worry. Don't worry. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Just a few more minutes, a few more minutes. That's all. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
Yeah? We don't even have to run away. We can stay here. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Me, you and Scarlett. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
OK. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
OK? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Happily... | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
..ever after. Yeah. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
SWITCHES CLASSICAL MUSIC ON | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Did I just hear Alice go out? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
You did, Joseph. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
But let me allay your fears. I've tied a rope to her, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
so you can yank her back any time you like. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Michael, you know when my dad used to beat you up... | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
What about it? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
I can sort of see why now. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
How do you think he's doing? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Hmm? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Down there. Think he's settled in yet? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
I'm going clubbing. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Seals? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
TURNS UP MUSIC: "Schwanengesang" by Schubert | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Come on girls, it's cold. Get inside. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Billy, you made an old lady look young again. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Dot couldn't have been happier. I thought she was going to jump on me at one point. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
So, drinks all round, yeah? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Nah, I can't, I'm babysitting Lexi. Come on, mate, it's your big moment. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
It was nothing. But at least you can rest easy now. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
What have you lot come dressed as, eh? Ain't it obvious? A sex object. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Yeah. He asks women for sex... ..and they object! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
Come on, get inside. See ya later. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Nice one, mate. Cheers. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
No, seriously. Nice one. Like the way you played it. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Tactically very aware. Coming in on the blind side like that. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
I've got no idea what you're talking about. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Billy, I know. I know you took the money. I found it in a sock. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
You're seriously telling me you found it in a sock? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
What was it? You want to be the hero? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
I've got to go. I'm seeing you in a different light now, Billy. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
Oi-oi. Someone's keen. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Yeah, don't want to miss the party, do I? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
So how do I look? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
Gorgeous as ever. Come here. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
You, don't wait up. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
And you be good, madam. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
I will! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
So what happened to Cindy in the end? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
She is at the cinema with Bella, thanks to me. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
She never does anything nice for anyone. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Did have to promise her a free makeover, so... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
TAPPING What was that? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Ooh, what do you think, eh? Boo! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Scared already, Jay? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
You're not too scared to watch a horror film, are you, Jay? No, course I'm not. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Right, come on, phones off. It's time to enter the house of horror. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:07 | |
Be still, my pounding heart. There's bad girls everywhere. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
All right? No Janine? I'm meeting her here. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Lovely. Cheered her up, then? Yeah, I hope so. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
Well. Have a good night, yeah? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
We cool, yeah? We're mates? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Just stay out of trouble, all right. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
You always were my favourite Moon. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
OK. There you go. Enjoy. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
SCREAMING ON TV | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Thought you said this film was scary. Shh. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Only saying. You're only talking because you are scared. Shh! I ain't scared. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:26 | |
BANG! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
What was that? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Who's not scared now? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Lucy, I think you should go check it out. Why me? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Yeah, go on, Luce. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
It'll just be kids. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
You OK? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
BANG MAKES THEM SCREAM | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
I know it's wrong, but I wish it was Halloween every day. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
You do? I've been stood here wishing it was anything but. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
That's because you ain't had one of these yet. What is that? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
I dunno, but you'll soon want one. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Been stood up? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Eight o'clock. So presumably she's en route. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
You know what, I really hope it works out between you two. I do. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:26 | |
That's kind. Me too. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Jay... Jay! You're hurting my hand. Sorry. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
You sure there was no-one outside, Luce? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Wuss. I checked twice. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Maybe we should turn the lights back on now. What do you think? Mate, man up. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
What was you saying, Peter? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
BANG! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
What was that? Seriously, what was that?! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Seriously! Luce! You go! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Right, for goodness' sake. Probably just didn't shut the door properly. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Has it gone yet? What is it, has it gone? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Happy Halloween! Cindy, what are you playing at? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Cindy, where's Bella? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
We got the film time wrong. Hi, everyone. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
So what are we watching? Ugh. Better switch that over. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:58 | |
What are you doing? Well, Lucy said you weren't doing anything tonight, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
so we thought we'd come and do nothing with you. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Well, we were watching a film. And you thought you'd leave me out? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
But that is never going to happen. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Me and Jay are going to go to the Vic. If he's not too scared. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I don't do scared. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
I'd best go with them, eh? I'll get my coat... | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
You can't leave us. We might get scared. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
I'm not looking after them. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Better luck next year, eh. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Will you hold still? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Come on. I haven't had a drink yet, you know. Ow, they're a bit sharp. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:54 | |
They're not real, are they? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
This beats book club. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
You're in a book club? Was. It's finished. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
How come? No-one could read. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the depths of hell, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
to the Queen Vic and Alfie Moon's Monster Ball! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Alice? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
And if you need to believe there's life after death, just stand next to Patrick Trueman. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:42 | |
I'm only joking! What? What? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Calm down, calm down... calm down! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
I'm on my way, I'm coming now. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
I'm coming now. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
Michael? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
Michael.... | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
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