02/12/2013 EastEnders


02/12/2013

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-Out the way, Liam.

-Mum, mind my hair!

-You can't wear jeans to school.

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Yeah, well, I have to. I can't find my school trousers.

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-You said boiled egg.

-No, I didn't.

-I asked for poached.

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I'm just doing boiled, Whitney.

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-Can I have a boiled egg?

-Yeah.

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Is there any toast for me anywhere?

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No, cos it's blown up because it's overworked.

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I know how it feels.

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-Good morning, family.

-How was it?

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Yeah, usual old thing, people in suits running away without paying,

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drunks not knowing where they live,

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secretaries passing out in the back of the cab.

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-I love Christmas!

-Great, innit?

-Can't find my headphones.

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What a shame, Tel boy,

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you'll have to spend some time on planet earth with us.

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I've got a delivery coming later, is Dad going to be about?

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No, he left early, went to a trade show, and I'm off now.

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Lucky me gets to go to work

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and spend all day cooking for people then cleaning up after them.

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-We need some shopping.

-You going to be here?

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-No, I'm going to go to bed for a while.

-No, you can't.

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You've got to take the kids to school, and get the shopping. Bye!

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Come on, sweetheart, I need my beauty sleep.

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You can do that for a couple of hours this afternoon,

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and if you're lucky I might even come back and tuck you in.

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Get a room.

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You can't wear jeans for school.

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Yes, well, I don't have a choice.

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DOOR BANGS

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Where you going?

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I'm going home to get ready for work.

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-This is your home.

-I ain't got time for this.

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Tommy's dressed, he's had breakfast, you can take him to nursery.

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If you want him back later I'll bring clean clothes.

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I want you both back later. Permanently.

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We spoke about this before, it's not a good idea.

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I happen to think it's a brilliant idea.

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It's too soon.

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Of course it's not.

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You belong here, your name next to mine above the door.

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Listen to me, right.

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Before, I'd be in there like a shot, no reasoning,

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no thought about who might get hurt, I'd just do it.

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But I want Tommy to look up to me

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and trust me as someone that does right thing.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Mum, I thought you got a job interview today?

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I want to talk to you, you haven't been here all weekend.

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Mum, you can't just be late for your interview.

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-I know, but...

-I can't be late on my first day back,

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-I'll have Phil on my back.

-Dexter?

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-We'll catch up later.

-Dexter?

-Good luck.

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Whoa! There you go, my angel. Wait, wait, wait, not finished.

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A little bit of honey and a little bit of lemon...

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Can I make one next?

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We'll do some tonight. OK?

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I loved watching you in the kitchen.

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Well, those days are gone.

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It's got to be better than being a cabbie.

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Babe, me and restaurants, we don't mix.

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I'm happy where I am, so just drop it, OK?

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How's the pancakes?

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Good.

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Right. School. Come on. Let's go.

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I wish I could go to school. I can't wait till tomorrow.

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So weird.

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-And that isn't my coat.

-Well, if it fits, it's yours.

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Oh, mate, who's going to tidy up this kitchen?

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Not me, I'm going to work. See ya later.

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Can I tidy up the kitchen?

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See? Weird.

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-Yeah, you can. Tel, you can help her.

-Me?

-Yeah, you.

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And if you don't know how to do it, get on the internet and find out.

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I don't want to go.

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You have to. I've organised a play date here for Scarlett.

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Put them off. We'll spend the day together.

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Oh, if only. I can't, it wouldn't be fair on her.

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All right. Can we at least meet up later though, yeah?

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Maybe we can steal half an hour.

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Half an hour? I'll take it.

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See ya later.

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Lola! Lola. Come on!

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She's still ignoring me.

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Yeah, well, she's bang out of order, ain't she?

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It's what we want, friends thumping the man we're on a date with!

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You weren't there. He was after one thing and one thing only.

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Hold tight a minute, bruv. Maybe that's all she wanted, a bit of fun.

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She's not like that.

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Another one of your fan club.

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Yeah, I don't get her. Now her dad's out why can't she just move on?

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Women, bruv. All right, back to work.

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-See you in a while.

-See you in a bit.

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Hi. You all right?

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Yeah, yeah, good.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right as well, thank you.

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Sorry. I'm glad. I really am.

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But I think we should probably...

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Keep our distance around the square?

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It's for the best. See ya.

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Very nice.

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That suits you, although they do say black's a lot more slimming.

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I don't know, Bianca, I guess they're just cocktail dresses.

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Do you want to speak to Dad? All right, bye.

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What's up? Nothing.

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Are you worried about starting your new school tomorrow?

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-No, I've done it before.

-What's up, then?

-I said, nothing.

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Come on.

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What are we doing at Christmas?

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-We'll be here, won't we.

-Yeah? And what about Mum?

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Look, I know we normally spend Christmas with your mum

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but that just ain't going to work this year.

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She might be working anyway.

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She's probably wangled herself a little trip to Australia

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or Thailand. She loves a beach.

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What if she's on her own? Couldn't she come stay here?

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You're joking! Where's she going to stay?

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-She could stay in here with me and Rosie.

-Tel, the inn is already full

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and it's not like we've got a stable to put her in.

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One more won't make any difference.

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That's not fair on Bianca, is it?

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Look, a tropical beach in a lovely sunny country,

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or a sleeping bag in Walford?

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Which one do you think your mum's going to go for?

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Bathroom's free.

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That'd suit you.

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Red, you don't think it's a bit extreme?

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Nah, go for it.

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Nothing like a new hairdo to make you feel better.

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I feel fine, thank you.

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Of course you do.

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When you've got a few more miles on the clock,

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you'll realise there ain't many men who are worth losing any sleep over.

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OK. Thank you, Cora, you've been a wonderful help.

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-All right, girls?

-Hiya.

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It's freezing. Did someone order a cab?

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-That was me.

-Where do you want to go?

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Nowhere. I just need the driver.

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I want to take you to lunch. An apology for this morning.

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There's no need.

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Please. One o'clock, at the Vic?

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OK.

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-See ya.

-See ya.

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You know what, Poppy?

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I don't care what Peter Beale says or thinks of me any more.

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-So you keep saying.

-No, this time I mean it, I'm done with the posh boy.

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That's it.

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Where's your dad, gone shopping?

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Yeah.

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Whose is this?

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It's gone everywhere!

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-It's not mine!

-Sorry.

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These are imitation silk dresses!

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Well, it's shower stuff so it'll just wash out.

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I can't sell them as new if they're all stained, can I?!

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It was an accident.

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Is that your washbag?

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I mean, why can't anyone put anything away or tidy up in this house!?

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There's nowhere to put 'em.

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These're ruined now!

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Coffee, darling.

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How was the party?

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Eventful.

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You feeling better?

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Yeah. Sorry about that.

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What're you doing here?

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Skiving?

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No. I've just had a job interview.

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How'd it go?

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Messed it right up.

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I'm not surprised if you went in with that attitude.

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Well, I've got more important things on my mind at the moment.

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What's up? Everything all right with you and Sam?

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I need to talk to Dexter.

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Oi, Tel, you all right, mate?

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I am now.

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Look at this, peace and quiet and chairs to sit on.

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And how about this, we do beer as well, can you believe it?

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Ah, fantastic.

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Bit crowded up at Butcher Mansions, is it?

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Let's say it's...intimate.

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-What can I get you?

-I'll have a pint of your finest ale, mate.

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I think that's the problem when you get to our age, with relationships.

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A lot of history, a lot of baggage, lots of other people.

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They call it the joy of family life. There you go.

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Cheers. You're not doing any food, are you?

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Yeah, I can do you some bran, cornflakes.

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Tell you what, keep schtum, how do you fancy a nice bit of cheese,

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-maybe a nice bit of onion?

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

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There you go. Bread's out the back.

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HE LAUGHS

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-This is worse than being at home.

-On the house an' all.

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Thanks, mate.

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LOUD HAMMERING Come on!

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What do you want?

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Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see Dexter.

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You going to be checking up on him all week?

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No, I just wanted to talk to him.

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Oh, right, well, he's out dropping off a car,

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but as it's personal, you can chat to him on his own time.

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Kat just wants to take things slow, you know, to prove to me

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and to everyone else that she's changed before she moves in.

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To be honest with you, Tel, I don't really care what people think.

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You've got to care, mate, you're the local landlord,

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you can't fall out with everyone.

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yeah, I know.

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Listen, I do feel,

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seriously, I feel really bad about what happened between me and Roxy.

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But the thing is, I'm mad about Kat.

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We have, like, a chemistry, you know.

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We're meant to be together.

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Yeah, well, how can she resist, you know?

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I know, amazing.

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-Your catering skills alone.

-Thank you.

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I've seen grown women crumble and cry around this level of perfection.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Because I've known you a week and I want to move in.

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Really? You know what, I've got a spare room.

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THEY LAUGH

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I'll have one for the road.

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I thought it was just going to be a swift one?

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Ah... Yeah, I'd better get back. Otherwise I'll be getting "Terry!"

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-Catch you later. Give me bell, yeah.

-All right, Alfie, cheers, son.

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All right, Phil? What can I get you?

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I'll have an egg sandwich and a coffee to take away.

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-"Please"?

-What?

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Mayonnaise with that?

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Yeah. Please.

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Just wanted to say that I know what you're going through.

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Took me a long time to get over Kirsty.

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I'm sorry, does it look like I need sympathy from you?

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No.

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You look like someone who's going to bounce back,

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show everyone what an idiot Alfie is.

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What's he want?

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He reckons he knows what I'm going through.

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Do you know, I am sick of people sticking their noses in my business.

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Yeah, people love making themselves busy, don't they? Well, stuff 'em.

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Here you go, cheer yourself up,

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go somewhere nice, take Ronnie shopping or something.

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Some of these might be all right.

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30% mark-up, we chuck three away, we break even,

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four and we're losing money.

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I told you these were too expensive for us to sell.

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Not if they weren't covered in shower gel!

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Don't shout at me! I didn't do it.

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I'll take them to Dot's see what she can do.

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-Yeah, spend more money we ain't got.

-What else am I supposed to do?!

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You'd better get back to the stall,

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I told Fatboy I'd only be ten minutes.

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Didn't expect to see you here. What you doing?

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What's it look like?!

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-Sorry for asking.

-Have you been drinking?

-What?

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-I can smell booze!

-Not that it's got anything to do with you

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but, yeah, I did have a quick pint.

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I've been out all night, ain't I, working?

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That's the answer, is it? Let's all go down the pub, shall we?

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Well, if it makes you happy it'd be a good idea, wouldn't it?

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What's wrong with her?

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One of the kids has got shower gel all over the dresses we ordered.

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Is that it? The way she ripped into me, I thought someone had died.

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That's just B, ignore her.

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-She'll calm down, in a year or two.

-SHE LAUGHS

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I might have to take Alfie up on that offer of that room.

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Unless you've changed your mind?

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Been talking about me, have you?

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-All good stuff.

-Right.

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He's trying to get you to talk me into moving back in.

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Look, it's none of my business.

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I mean, you've got to do what you think is right.

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What makes you happy.

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Right.

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It's not that simple. I'm trying to do things the right way here.

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Yeah, but this is about family, innit?

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Look at me and Bianca, it's a bit of a mess, innit,

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but I wouldn't change it for anything.

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This is nice, just the two of us having some lunch.

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Yeah, it's not bad grub.

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It's nothing compared to what you can cook, though, babe.

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I really do think you should go back to it.

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Ian's looking for a new sous chef.

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How do you know?

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I saw an advert in the local paper.

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And he told me.

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And I've already told you it's not a good idea.

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But you love restaurants.

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-Yeah, and look what happened!

-You're not happy at work.

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Why can't you just leave it alone?

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You can do it.

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We're back together now, you have my support.

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You think that's going to help?

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Me being surrounded by alcohol every day?

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You can get a drink anywhere, but you haven't.

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Now it's time for you to take the next step

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-and go back to doing what you're good at.

-Sadie...

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You say I don't trust you and you're wrong. I do.

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Maybe it's time for you to start trusting yourself.

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DOOR CLOSES

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-Ugh! What are you doing!?

-I'd better go.

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No, you don't have to go.

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No, no, it's fine.

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Feel a bit sick anyway, I think it's the smell of cheap perfume.

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KAT LAUGHS Janine!

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-What is wrong with you?

-You don't know nothing, Kat, all right?

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Your sister is in prison for killing Michael

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and you're bedding the widow!

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That's a bit sick, ain't it?

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Don't you start lecturing me about my life,

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-after what you've done to Roxy.

-I've done nothing to Roxy.

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Oh, right. So she's happy then, is she, yeah?

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At least Alfie knows when he's made a mistake!

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If you don't like how I live my life, Kat,

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then you know what you can do, don't you?

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You'll regret this, Joey.

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It's all she's talks about.

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And Pete's been banging on about her all day.

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It's obvious they have, like, big feelings for each other.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Hold on a minute. Why don't we bring them together?

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You know, like we did Tam and Alice.

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Hold tight, Cilla Black, all right,

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we don't want to repeat that train crash.

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No, not our finest hour.

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No.

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But maybe this is our opportunity to, you know, redeem ourselves.

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Walford matchmakers back in the game.

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Babe, what if this one goes wrong as well?

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I think we're pretty safe with these two.

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Have you seen Lola's angry face?

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I mean, they're not even speaking to each other right now.

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No, but they don't stop talking about each other, do they?

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All we've got to do is make 'em realise

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how deep their feelings really go.

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OMG.

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Look who's just walked in.

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-This is a sign.

-No, baby, it's just lunchtime.

-No, this is fate.

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We have got to do this. Lo? Lola, come here.

0:16:140:16:17

I will talk to Pete, yeah, make him realise how deep his feelings are,

0:16:170:16:20

-and you, you can soften Lola up.

-No, no...

0:16:200:16:23

And I'll get Pete to talk to her... Hello!

0:16:230:16:26

I thought you were going home for lunch?

0:16:260:16:28

I was but Tina and Shirley are there. They're doing my head in.

0:16:280:16:31

Oh, right. Well, I'm going to have to leave you two to it

0:16:310:16:34

cos I've got stuff to do.

0:16:340:16:37

So, see you later.

0:16:370:16:39

Sit down.

0:16:390:16:41

I'll see you back at work, yeah.

0:16:410:16:43

-Finish my chips if you want. See ya.

-Bye.

0:16:430:16:45

So...Peter! Fighting for your honour.

0:16:470:16:52

What a guy, huh?

0:16:540:16:56

Peter, on behalf of Fats and myself I am staging an intervention.

0:17:020:17:07

You're staging a what?

0:17:070:17:09

I think it's an intervention.

0:17:090:17:11

Isn't that when someone makes a mistake and you try and stop 'em?

0:17:110:17:14

No, it's when someone's addicted to something and you make

0:17:140:17:17

-'em aware of it.

-Yeah, that'll work.

0:17:170:17:21

For the sanity of myself and my other half,

0:17:210:17:23

will you please just ask Lola out?

0:17:230:17:25

-What?

-She's mad about you, and you obviously like her as well.

0:17:250:17:30

She's what?

0:17:300:17:32

Why do you think she's been flirting with you all these months?

0:17:320:17:34

That's not serious, she's just having a laugh.

0:17:340:17:37

You spend all your time together.

0:17:370:17:39

Because we're mates.

0:17:390:17:40

Mates? Oh, right, mates? That what you're calling it now?

0:17:400:17:43

Yeah.

0:17:430:17:44

Well, you know, that is a shame, because she really, really likes you.

0:17:440:17:48

Did she tell you this?

0:17:500:17:52

You're all she talks about.

0:17:520:17:53

So it's up to you. What are you going to do?

0:17:530:17:56

Come on, Lo, he didn't mean to embarrass you, did he?

0:18:170:18:20

It just came out wrong.

0:18:200:18:21

No, it didn't come out wrong, that's exactly what he thinks of me.

0:18:210:18:24

Come on, you don't believe that?

0:18:240:18:26

He punched out the guy, right, in your honour,

0:18:260:18:28

that's like some knight in shining armour thing.

0:18:280:18:31

-Are you having a laugh?

-Speak of the devil.

0:18:310:18:33

-Did you plan this? You and Poppy? Is that why she went?

-No.

-Fatboy?

0:18:350:18:40

-Not me.

-That how it is, is it?

0:18:400:18:43

What, you send your mate to come round and apologise for you?

0:18:430:18:45

I have to listen to him bang on about how great you are?

0:18:450:18:48

-It's going to take more than that..!

-Shut up!

0:18:480:18:50

Who do you think you're talking to, eh?! Peter! Peter!

0:18:500:18:55

Put me down!

0:18:550:18:56

Peter!

0:18:560:18:58

Put me down now or I swear I'll knock you out!

0:18:580:19:01

That is classic Walford foreplay, man.

0:19:010:19:03

Let go of me!

0:19:030:19:05

Look. I am really sorry for what I said at the party.

0:19:100:19:13

Well, so you should be.

0:19:130:19:15

-I didn't mean it.

-You wouldn't say it if you didn't think it was true.

0:19:150:19:19

-I can explain.

-No! No. There's nothing to explain, all right?

0:19:190:19:23

You go your way, I'll go mine, and end of.

0:19:230:19:25

-I don't want that.

-Peter! I don't need a posh boy coming into my...

0:19:250:19:29

Can you just let me talk?

0:19:330:19:35

This is actually really hard and you're not making it any easier!

0:19:350:19:38

I never thought that you would even consider going out with me.

0:19:400:19:46

Why?

0:19:460:19:47

And then Poppy told me that you like me.

0:19:470:19:51

And I'm going to kill her if she's got it wrong,

0:19:520:19:56

but it's obvious, isn't it? Why would I get so angry

0:19:560:19:59

when I see you with someone?

0:19:590:20:00

Because you like me?

0:20:000:20:02

No... Well, I do, I do! But it's more than that.

0:20:020:20:06

I'm mad about you. Your sense of humour, your crazy temper,

0:20:090:20:15

the way you are with Lexi...

0:20:150:20:17

I think you're stunning.

0:20:190:20:21

And I can't stop thinking about you.

0:20:210:20:24

I don't want to see you with anybody else.

0:20:260:20:28

I want you to be with me.

0:20:300:20:31

Flour, eggs ?

0:20:410:20:44

And milk?

0:20:440:20:45

Good girl.

0:20:450:20:47

Right, I need you to go to the bathroom and wash your hands, please.

0:20:470:20:50

OK.

0:20:500:20:52

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:20:520:20:53

Hi, darling. How are you?

0:20:530:20:55

I'm making pancakes.

0:20:550:20:56

-Great.

-Good day?

-Yeah.

0:20:560:20:59

Listen, I've been thinking, maybe it is time for a change of job.

0:20:590:21:03

You don't have to do this for me.

0:21:030:21:05

No, I miss working in restaurants.

0:21:050:21:08

I'm really pleased you've changed your mind,

0:21:080:21:11

and I'll be right here beside you, every step of the way.

0:21:110:21:14

I know you will.

0:21:140:21:15

So I'm going to give Ian a ring, ask about the details.

0:21:150:21:19

You can start your trial tomorrow.

0:21:190:21:21

-Tomorrow?

-Mm-hm.

0:21:210:21:23

I've already spoken to Ian.

0:21:230:21:26

Because I knew when you thought about it you'd see I was right.

0:21:260:21:29

All right, Mummy?

0:21:400:21:42

Smells nice in here.

0:21:440:21:45

Have you spoke to Dad today? I can't get through to him.

0:21:450:21:48

No, I haven't spoken to him.

0:21:480:21:49

Mum, why'd you only set two places?

0:21:510:21:53

Um...

0:21:530:21:55

Look...your dad's not coming for dinner.

0:22:010:22:04

What, is he still on that job?

0:22:040:22:06

He's gone.

0:22:060:22:08

To where? What, Birmingham?

0:22:100:22:12

No. Birmingham was just an excuse. He's... He's left us.

0:22:120:22:17

Mum, stop being silly, OK?

0:22:170:22:19

You heard what he said. He's going away for a couple of days and he'll be back.

0:22:190:22:22

Dexter, he's not coming back. He's gone.

0:22:220:22:25

He's gone for good.

0:22:260:22:28

I hate it when me and Terry row.

0:22:290:22:31

Hardly a row. You didn't even get into second gear.

0:22:310:22:33

I ain't that bad.

0:22:330:22:35

Dot's done a good job on these, we can still sell 'em.

0:22:350:22:37

You know what it is, it's that house,

0:22:370:22:38

we don't get a minute to ourselves, you know.

0:22:380:22:40

It's a bit much, taking all of us on.

0:22:400:22:42

He's a big boy, he knows what he's got himself into.

0:22:420:22:45

You don't think he's having second thoughts?

0:22:450:22:47

Are you joking, a catch like you?

0:22:470:22:50

Look at you - Elizabeth Walton.

0:22:500:22:52

Mum, why would he just go without telling me?

0:22:550:22:58

I don't know. Maybe... Maybe he just needed some time.

0:22:580:23:02

Maybe he thought that's what was best for you.

0:23:020:23:04

-There's nothing wrong with the transplant, is there?

-No.

0:23:040:23:06

He's not answering. This don't make sense!

0:23:060:23:08

Dexter, look, me and your dad broke up, OK?

0:23:080:23:13

That's what was happening at the party?

0:23:130:23:15

Yeah.

0:23:150:23:16

-Where are you going?

-I'm going to find him, Mum.

0:23:180:23:20

Dexter! Dex! Dexter, please.

0:23:200:23:23

Dexter! Dex!

0:23:230:23:26

Dexter! Dex, stop!

0:23:260:23:29

He wouldn't leave without telling me.

0:23:290:23:31

-He wouldn't have done that, Mum.

-Why?! Why wouldn't he?

0:23:310:23:34

Look, 20 years ago he did it.

0:23:340:23:36

All of those Christmasses, birthdays,

0:23:360:23:38

anniversaries without him.

0:23:380:23:40

-Really, you think he couldn't do it again?

-No.

0:23:400:23:43

-Why?

-Because he's changed.

-No, he hasn't.

0:23:430:23:46

Look, we've always been OK, haven't we?

0:23:460:23:48

Me and you, we've always been fine. We've always done OK, babe.

0:23:480:23:53

-Is it me, Mum? Am I why he's gone, Mum?

-No.

0:23:530:23:57

Mum, just tell me. What did I do wrong, Mum?

0:23:570:23:59

No, baby... No, it's not you. It's not you.

0:23:590:24:02

It was me.

0:24:060:24:07

I told him to go.

0:24:090:24:10

I told him I didn't want him around any more.

0:24:110:24:14

£4.80, please. Lovely, thank you.

0:24:280:24:31

BANGING ON DOOR

0:24:310:24:33

-Trace, sort the change out for me, darling?

-Yeah, sure.

0:24:340:24:36

BANGING Yeah, all right!

0:24:360:24:40

Kat, I thought Tommy was staying with me tonight?

0:24:460:24:51

Room at the inn for one more?

0:24:510:24:53

Are you serious? What? You changed your mind?

0:24:530:24:55

You're moving back in?

0:24:550:24:57

If you'll have me?

0:24:590:25:00

What, is this the old Kat coming through?

0:25:000:25:03

No. The new one is nuts about you.

0:25:030:25:06

I've just remembered. I kept something for you.

0:25:120:25:14

-Have you?

-No, no, get your mind off that.

0:25:140:25:16

You kept it?

0:25:240:25:25

Course I kept it. I couldn't get rid of this, could I?

0:25:250:25:28

Welcome home, Kat.

0:25:310:25:32

Cleaning squad, cleaning squad, attention!

0:25:530:25:55

Yeah, we're going to have to work on that drill, aint we?

0:25:580:26:01

The kids have cleaned the house?

0:26:010:26:02

Yeah. Well, we couldn't go on like this, could we?

0:26:020:26:04

Cos we'll end up killing each other.

0:26:040:26:06

I thought of something about the bedrooms.

0:26:060:26:08

Put the boys in the same room downstairs, all the girls upstairs with your mum.

0:26:080:26:11

We stay in the same room and maybe put your dad in there.

0:26:110:26:14

And to create a bit of space, I took all nonessential items

0:26:140:26:16

and they're all going in the garage.

0:26:160:26:18

And we've even got a cleaning rota. What do you think?

0:26:180:26:23

Well...

0:26:230:26:24

DOORBELL RINGS

0:26:240:26:26

I thought you were... Look, it's great!

0:26:260:26:29

Thanks.

0:26:290:26:30

I told you to get a room !

0:26:320:26:34

Mum!

0:26:340:26:35

All right, all right, all right!

0:26:350:26:37

Yeah?

0:26:390:26:40

Mum!

0:26:400:26:41

Mum!

0:26:410:26:43

You came!

0:26:430:26:44

Nikki, what are you doing here?

0:26:470:26:49

Visiting my family.

0:26:490:26:51

SHE SIGHS

0:27:070:27:09

-Does this top go with these jeans?

-Mm? Yeah, it's lovely.

0:27:090:27:12

Dad, you didn't even look.

0:27:120:27:13

Yes, Lauren, it looks fine.

0:27:130:27:16

I'm not Gok Wan, am I?

0:27:160:27:18

I thought you only had counselling.

0:27:180:27:20

Oh...

0:27:200:27:21

We couldn't let you start your first day without looking the part.

0:27:260:27:29

Don't you like it?

0:27:330:27:34

Yeah, it's great. Thanks, girls.

0:27:360:27:40

Bella, why don't you go and finish your breakfast?

0:27:400:27:42

Is something wrong?

0:27:440:27:45

No.

0:27:450:27:46

It's just, I mean,

0:27:460:27:48

if the trial doesn't work out I've still got my cab licence, right?

0:27:480:27:51

Yeah, that might be a problem,

0:27:510:27:54

seeing as I sold your car to Max last night.

0:27:540:27:57

Are you winding me up?

0:27:570:27:58

-Sade?

-We can put the money towards a nice four-by-four.

0:27:580:28:01

Yeah, and what if the trial doesn't work out?

0:28:010:28:03

You're not a cabbie. You're a chef.

0:28:030:28:05

A very good chef.

0:28:050:28:07

Ian will see that.

0:28:070:28:09

Come on, you'll be late for counselling.

0:28:100:28:12

TEXT ALERT

0:28:170:28:18

Thank you very much. See you later.

0:28:280:28:29

You all right?

0:28:320:28:33

Lauren, come on. This is stupid now. I miss being mates.

0:28:330:28:38

I know Lucy does as well.

0:28:380:28:40

My dad would still be inside if your dad had told his lies.

0:28:400:28:43

-I know, I'm really sorry.

-You could've said something, Peter.

0:28:430:28:46

I didn't know what to do. My dad was all over the place.

0:28:460:28:50

Luce thought he was going to have another breakdown and disappear again.

0:28:500:28:53

Please. Mates?

0:28:530:28:56

Fine.

0:28:560:28:57

I'll say hello and whatever.

0:28:590:29:00

And we might be able to be mates later on.

0:29:000:29:04

But...I can't just forget what you did.

0:29:060:29:10

Nikki's on her way round to see the kids.

0:29:150:29:18

I thought she lived miles away.

0:29:180:29:19

So did I, but she crashed at the B&B.

0:29:190:29:21

Hi, everyone. Hello, darling.

0:29:210:29:25

I hope you don't mind me sticking around today.

0:29:250:29:27

I won't see them for a bit. I fly long-haul tomorrow.

0:29:270:29:29

-Oh, really, where are you going? Anywhere nice?

-New York.

0:29:290:29:32

-Great for shopping.

-Yeah, lovely(!)

-Speaking of which...

0:29:320:29:34

# Ta-da! Ta-da! #

0:29:340:29:38

-Oh, cheers, Mum.

-Thanks, Mum.

-You spoil them, Nik.

0:29:380:29:41

Oh, I almost forgot...

0:29:410:29:43

I wasn't sure you'd be that fussed, but I got you a signed CD anyway...

0:29:430:29:48

Oh, my gosh!

0:29:480:29:50

-Is that One Direction?

-I met them on a flight to Chicago.

0:29:500:29:53

-Oh, lovely...

-Is Harry as gorgeous in real life?

0:29:530:29:55

-Yes.

-Did you meet Zayn?

-Yes.

0:29:550:29:58

Harry even gave me one of his peanuts.

0:29:580:30:00

-I would've kept it forever.

-Oh, my gosh.

-Right.

0:30:000:30:03

Come on, you two. School. Before you faint.

0:30:030:30:05

Go on, off you go, get ready.

0:30:050:30:08

See you later. Bye.

0:30:080:30:10

Do you fancy a catch-up over lunch?

0:30:100:30:12

You as well, Bianca. I saw a place down the road.

0:30:120:30:15

-Scarlett's...?

-Oh, it's overrated.

0:30:150:30:17

Yeah, Bianca's got to work anyway, so...

0:30:170:30:20

-Oh, listen.

-Look, why don't I do something to eat here, yeah?

0:30:200:30:24

Maybe come round about 12-ish?

0:30:240:30:26

Yeah, that would be great.

0:30:260:30:28

Here's my wash, Mrs B.

0:30:320:30:33

Oh, ta. Tomorrow.

0:30:330:30:35

All right. So, how's the old church roof fund coming along?

0:30:350:30:39

You must be close to your target.

0:30:390:30:40

I've got other things on my mind, Arthur.

0:30:400:30:42

You know, what with Jim not being none too well and Alice in prison.

0:30:420:30:48

I still can't believe she killed Michael.

0:30:480:30:51

Well, Lord knows how she got involved with him in the first place.

0:30:510:30:54

I mean, all I can think of is her, in that awful place, at Christmas.

0:30:540:31:00

Come on, Mrs B. You're going to make yourself ill.

0:31:000:31:03

You need to keep yourself busy, yeah? I mean, look...

0:31:030:31:05

All right, how much do you need?

0:31:050:31:07

A hundred quid or thereabouts.

0:31:070:31:09

Well, how about a carol concert, you know?

0:31:090:31:12

Me and Fats can get a choir together.

0:31:120:31:13

Babe, come on! I've heard you sing in the shower.

0:31:130:31:15

I'm not letting you loose on Silent Night.

0:31:150:31:17

I hope that weren't in my shower, Arthur?

0:31:170:31:19

N-no, there was... There was one time.

0:31:190:31:22

Normally I'm downstairs when she is ...

0:31:220:31:25

Anyway, Mr Cowell, got any better ideas?

0:31:250:31:29

Well, it is nearly Christmas... You know, what about mince pies?

0:31:290:31:33

I ain't got time for baking, Arthur.

0:31:330:31:35

Not with my shifts here and my church warden duties.

0:31:350:31:38

Mrs B, don't you worry about it, all right?

0:31:380:31:40

I have got it covered.

0:31:400:31:41

And I promise, by the end of the day, to turn that frown upside down.

0:31:410:31:45

So, what, that's it?

0:31:560:31:57

Life just goes on like Dad never came here, Mum.

0:31:570:31:59

Oh, Dexter, I don't know what to say.

0:31:590:32:03

Mum, help me find out where he's gone.

0:32:030:32:05

I haven't the faintest idea where to start.

0:32:050:32:07

You're telling me he just packed his bags and left?

0:32:070:32:09

No hint of where he was going? No clue? No nothing?

0:32:090:32:12

Sorry.

0:32:120:32:13

DOOR SLAMS

0:32:190:32:20

FRONT DOOR SLAMS

0:32:210:32:22

Where were you this morning?

0:32:390:32:40

I swapped appointments. I'm seeing a different counsellor now.

0:32:430:32:46

-Why?

-Because I don't want to make this any harder for you.

0:32:460:32:49

Well, what do you want me to do? Just pretend that you don't exist?

0:32:490:32:52

It'll get easier.

0:32:520:32:53

How can you just turn your feelings off?

0:32:530:32:55

Oh, hiya. Look, I was going to give you a call.

0:32:550:32:58

Can you come in an hour early? I know it's your first day,

0:32:580:33:01

but the fridge's broken and I've got to get it sorted.

0:33:010:33:03

-Yeah, sure.

-Brilliant. Cheers.

0:33:030:33:05

Wow. Really is all change, ain't it?

0:33:070:33:10

It's just a trial. Look, I've got a busy day...

0:33:100:33:14

Why are you changing the subject?

0:33:140:33:16

Because there's nothing left to say.

0:33:160:33:18

Maybe you should keep yourself busy as well.

0:33:180:33:21

What? So, that's it then?

0:33:210:33:23

I don't get a say because MY feelings don't matter?

0:33:230:33:25

Keep your voice down, will ya?

0:33:250:33:27

What else is there left to say?

0:33:270:33:29

What about everything that you said to me? That you loved me.

0:33:300:33:34

And I stupidly believed it.

0:33:340:33:35

-Don't do this to yourself, all right?

-How long have you known?

0:33:350:33:39

Known what?

0:33:390:33:40

That she wanted you back. Ages, I'm guessing.

0:33:400:33:44

You just strung me along anyway.

0:33:440:33:46

Get your end away while you still can...

0:33:460:33:49

-Don't be silly.

-You didn't have the guts to face me this morning.

0:33:490:33:52

You'd rather carry on like nothing happened.

0:33:520:33:54

I'm sorry for the way things ended, all right?

0:33:540:33:57

But it doesn't change anything.

0:33:570:33:59

I love my wife.

0:33:590:34:01

So, please, just accept it and move on.

0:34:010:34:03

I don't know what Terry saw in her in the first place, Kat.

0:34:060:34:09

..Oh, YOU are such a filthy cow!

0:34:090:34:13

I don't want that image in my head, thanks very much.

0:34:130:34:16

..Yeah, all right, well, look, thanks for covering for me.

0:34:160:34:19

I owe you one.

0:34:190:34:20

Bit inconsiderate, weren't it,

0:34:210:34:23

her dishing out presents in front of my kids?

0:34:230:34:25

Well, that's Nikki, you know. All show. I've got to pop out.

0:34:250:34:27

-I've got a job to Croydon.

-Croydon? That's miles away.

-Yeah,

0:34:270:34:30

and I don't think I'm going to get back for lunch.

0:34:300:34:32

Are you having a laugh?!

0:34:320:34:34

What am I to talk to her about if you're not here?

0:34:340:34:36

I wouldn't worry. She'll do all the talking.

0:34:360:34:38

I have got absolutely NOTHING in common with her.

0:34:380:34:41

-I can't turn it down. We need the money.

-Sorry, am I interrupting

0:34:410:34:44

-a domestic? Have you seen a blue logbook, Bianca?

-Look,

0:34:440:34:46

I'll be as quick as I can, I promise, eh?

0:34:460:34:49

The logbook? It's blue. Come on.

0:34:490:34:52

-Listen, Dad, listen...

-What?

-I need to ask you a favour, please.

0:34:520:34:55

OK. So, what? Where are they going with that?

0:35:020:35:04

Are you sending it back? Thought you didn't know where he was.

0:35:040:35:06

I had to let it go. I'm sorry.

0:35:060:35:08

You sold it?

0:35:080:35:09

Maybe you can use the money for a holiday or something.

0:35:090:35:11

I don't want a holiday, Mum.

0:35:110:35:12

Oh, Dexter.

0:35:120:35:14

Look, the sooner you accept this the better.

0:35:140:35:17

He is gone.

0:35:170:35:19

-Is anyone serving?

-Alfie?

0:35:290:35:31

-The usual, love, yeah?

-Yes, cheers. Thanks.

0:35:350:35:37

Hello, mate.

0:35:400:35:41

-There you go, darling. Cheers.

-Thanks.

0:35:410:35:43

-Yeah, fits you like a glove, that.

-What does?

-This place.

0:35:430:35:46

Yeah, but I've got a stall to run as well.

0:35:460:35:49

Yes, I know. I was thinking, how about you come and do a few shifts when you can?

0:35:490:35:53

I might. If you make it worth my while.

0:35:530:35:55

I can give you a packet of peanuts, know what I mean?

0:35:550:35:59

Seriously, it's great having you and Tommy back home.

0:35:590:36:02

It's great being home.

0:36:020:36:03

KAT AND ALFIE LAUGH

0:36:060:36:07

Come on, let's just go to the caff instead.

0:36:070:36:09

-Why?

-I don't know what you've got to prove by coming here.

0:36:090:36:12

This is my local, isn't it?

0:36:120:36:14

Fine. Go on.

0:36:140:36:15

Well, it didn't take you long to get back behind the bar, did it?

0:36:220:36:25

Listen, Ronnie, we don't want any bother, all right?

0:36:250:36:29

-It's all right. We just came for a quiet drink, didn't we, Ron?

-Yeah.

0:36:290:36:33

I'd better get back to work on my stall.

0:36:330:36:35

ROXY CHUCKLES

0:36:360:36:39

Awkward.

0:36:390:36:40

Cheers, Cora. Nice and clean in here.

0:36:540:36:57

-I don't think it's been this clean since Tanya left.

-Not me.

0:36:570:37:00

-Lauren.

-Really?!

0:37:000:37:03

Thanks for tidying, Lauren.

0:37:040:37:06

Yeah, well, I live here too, don't I?

0:37:060:37:09

Are you feeling all right?

0:37:090:37:10

Yeah, fine. Why wouldn't I be? DOORBELL RINGS

0:37:100:37:13

I'll get it. See you later.

0:37:130:37:14

See you later. Does she seem all right to you?

0:37:140:37:17

I know you're looking out for her, Max,

0:37:170:37:19

but why don't you give her some space, eh?

0:37:190:37:22

I ain't going to make that mistake again, am I? See you later.

0:37:220:37:26

Hello, darling.

0:37:260:37:27

Nan, I need a favour.

0:37:270:37:31

OK.

0:37:320:37:33

-You all right?

-Are you all right? Shouldn't you be at work?

0:37:370:37:40

Milk run.

0:37:400:37:41

-Come on.

-What are you doing? Peter?

0:37:460:37:49

Peter!

0:37:490:37:50

No... Not here, all right?

0:37:510:37:54

Pops is out tonight

0:37:540:37:56

and I'm sure the gruesome twosome are going to be down the pub, so...

0:37:560:37:59

-What time?

-About eight.

0:37:590:38:01

OK.

0:38:010:38:03

HE WHISTLES

0:38:030:38:06

Oh, Peter...

0:38:060:38:08

-SHE CHUCKLES

-See ya.

0:38:100:38:12

Stop wasting time talking to that chav.

0:38:120:38:13

You're supposed to be running a business.

0:38:130:38:15

PHONE RINGS Oh, I got to take that.

0:38:150:38:18

Hey, P-Diddy Beale,

0:38:180:38:20

Can I interest you in some home-made mince pies, all right?

0:38:200:38:23

All donations are going Mrs B and the church fund.

0:38:230:38:25

Hey, you buy before you try, bruv.

0:38:250:38:27

Isn't it "try before you buy"?

0:38:270:38:29

No, no, no, times are hard, bruv.

0:38:290:38:30

No, no, no...

0:38:300:38:32

Are you actually kidding me?!

0:38:320:38:34

That is disgusting. What have I done to you to deserve that?

0:38:340:38:37

Mate, come on, have a heart.

0:38:370:38:39

I'm just trying to help out Dot, you know, and the church.

0:38:390:38:41

It's for Dot?

0:38:410:38:43

Yeah.

0:38:430:38:44

I think I might be able to help you out.

0:38:460:38:48

Everything about her gets on my nerves - even her face.

0:38:500:38:52

-You know who she reminds me of?

-Who?

0:38:520:38:54

She reminds me of that trout pout - Sam Mitchell, yeah.

0:38:540:38:57

Darling, I could be doing without this.

0:38:570:39:00

I'm supposed to be at an auction.

0:39:000:39:02

Oh, please. Please just wait until Terry comes back.

0:39:020:39:04

I can't deal with her.

0:39:040:39:06

She's so annoying. DOORBELL RINGS

0:39:060:39:08

Go on...smile.

0:39:080:39:09

-You all right?

-Hiya...

0:39:160:39:18

Oh, they're nice. You shouldn't have. Come in.

0:39:180:39:20

-Where's Terry?

-He had to go out on a last minute job.

0:39:220:39:24

My dad's here, though.

0:39:240:39:26

-Hi. Hello.

-Hello.

0:39:300:39:33

-I'm Nikki. Nice to meet you.

-Yeah, likewise. David.

0:39:330:39:36

-You look nice.

-Thank you.

0:39:360:39:37

-You want to sit down?

-Yeah.

0:39:370:39:40

Do you want a drink, Nikki?

0:39:400:39:41

-Oh, I'd love a wine if you've got one.

-Yeah, sure.

0:39:410:39:45

Coming up.

0:39:450:39:46

Excuse me.

0:39:480:39:49

Here you are, mate. These will sort you out.

0:39:530:39:56

Oh, brother, are you serious?! Ain't your dad going to go mad?

0:39:560:39:59

Mate, I could not care less.

0:39:590:40:01

Pete, you're the man. You know that, right? You know that.

0:40:010:40:03

I won't forget this, brother.

0:40:030:40:05

-See you later, mate. You owe me.

-I do owe you.

0:40:050:40:07

But you said it was coming in after two.

0:40:290:40:31

No, I AM close, but that's not the point.

0:40:320:40:35

Fine. I'll be there in a minute. I'll be there in a minute!

0:40:350:40:39

A delivery's just come in to R&R.

0:40:420:40:46

OK, so go.

0:40:460:40:47

Why don't you come with me? We'll get a bite to eat at the caff.

0:40:470:40:50

-I haven't finished my drink.

-Roxy?

0:40:500:40:52

Stop telling me what to do, please!

0:40:520:40:54

Ron, go. I'll be fine.

0:40:560:40:58

Are you sure?

0:40:580:40:59

-Yes.

-Right, I'll see you later.

-OK.

0:40:590:41:02

Another double rum, please, Trace.

0:41:020:41:04

You look like you need cheering up. Want a drink?

0:41:070:41:09

D'you know what? Yeah, to hell with it.

0:41:130:41:16

I will have a vodka tonic. Double, please.

0:41:160:41:19

You're on.

0:41:190:41:21

Are you all right?

0:41:270:41:29

You all right? Do you need a hand with anything? Phone calls? Filing?

0:41:290:41:32

-I thought you were going for a run?

-I'll wash the cars if you want.

0:41:320:41:35

Why do I get the impression that something's bothering you?

0:41:370:41:40

Have you got any jobs or not?

0:41:400:41:41

-You can talk to me about anything, you know that, don't you?

-Dad?

0:41:410:41:44

All right, yes. A couple of motors could do with a wash.

0:41:440:41:47

Don't worry about that one, I've already polished it.

0:41:470:41:49

What is it even doing here?

0:41:490:41:51

I bought it off Sadie last night.

0:41:510:41:53

All right, you know where the bucket is, don't you?

0:41:530:41:56

Mate, this says "baby sweetcorn" and this is corn on the cob.

0:41:560:42:00

And where's the mozzarella, eh?

0:42:000:42:03

Boss, this delivery's wrong.

0:42:030:42:05

I'm sorry to do this to you on your first day,

0:42:050:42:07

but you deal with it. I've got to go back to the caff.

0:42:070:42:09

The repair man they've sent me is beyond useless.

0:42:090:42:11

Any problems, give us a call.

0:42:110:42:13

Brilliant.

0:42:140:42:16

So, what do you call yourself these days?

0:42:180:42:20

It's not a stewardess, is it? Cabin crew?

0:42:200:42:22

In-flight service manager.

0:42:220:42:24

And what sort of countries do you fly to?

0:42:240:42:26

How long you got? Long haul mainly.

0:42:260:42:29

America. Thailand.

0:42:290:42:31

-Wow.

-Saudi.

0:42:310:42:32

Really?

0:42:320:42:33

How about you, Bianca? What do you do?

0:42:350:42:38

Oh, I just sell knocked-off clothes on my stall down the market.

0:42:380:42:41

So will you be flying off anywhere far away this Christmas?

0:42:410:42:44

Oh, well, I usually book Christmas off but...

0:42:440:42:46

-Oh, what? To spend it with Terry?

-If you've got something to say...

0:42:460:42:49

-I'm just saying, don't get funny ideas about this Christmas.

-Stop it.

0:42:490:42:52

-I don't have to listen to this.

-I don't know who you think you are,

0:42:520:42:54

coming in here, with your presents and your perfect life.

0:42:540:42:57

-Lording it up...

-Hey!

0:42:570:42:58

Are you for real?!

0:42:580:43:00

I fly halfway round the world and back on barely a few hours' kip.

0:43:000:43:03

If I'm not clearing puke,

0:43:030:43:04

I'm serving champagne to a bunch of grubby old pervs in business class.

0:43:040:43:08

And, yeah, I buy my kids presents

0:43:080:43:10

because I don't see them half as much as I'd like.

0:43:100:43:12

My life's just one big barrel of laughs.

0:43:120:43:14

-Don't go. Come on, sit down.

-I'm sorry.

0:43:140:43:16

-Nikki?

-All right, look, fair enough.

0:43:160:43:19

What's that? An apology?

0:43:190:43:21

I was out of order, all right? Just sit down, will you?

0:43:230:43:26

Go on.

0:43:270:43:28

That's it.

0:43:290:43:31

Right, well I'm done.

0:43:310:43:32

You? Ice cream?

0:43:360:43:37

God help Terry if he ever steps out of line.

0:43:370:43:40

Yeah. Too right.

0:43:400:43:42

SHE LAUGHS

0:43:420:43:44

Look, Mum, seriously, can you leave me alone because I'm busy?

0:43:550:43:58

What's this?

0:44:010:44:03

I'm moving out. What's it look like?

0:44:030:44:05

Yeah, that's right, I spoke to Nan.

0:44:050:44:08

She said I can stay with her.

0:44:080:44:10

Dexter, this isn't my fault.

0:44:100:44:13

So, who's fault is it? You kicked him out.

0:44:130:44:15

-I had to.

-Tell me why.

0:44:150:44:17

Because I thought it would be for the best. Oh Dexter, please?

0:44:190:44:23

I'm begging you. Come on.

0:44:230:44:25

We're a team.

0:44:250:44:27

I can't even look at you.

0:44:270:44:29

They asked for medium rare, and that is cooked medium rare.

0:45:290:45:32

-Perfectly, you see?

-I'm sorry.

-Take those to table four.

0:45:320:45:34

BEEPING

0:45:500:45:52

-Come on, Carl. Get the drinks in.

-All right, all right. There you go.

0:45:520:45:58

-Oh, yeah. Cheers.

-Cheers. To what?

0:45:580:45:59

To a lucky escape!

0:46:020:46:03

He did you a favour. What is he? Like twice your age?

0:46:030:46:08

Alfie, I forgot.

0:46:100:46:11

Did you say that you was picking Tommy up from playschool, or did I?

0:46:110:46:15

Kat, come on, you know I did.

0:46:150:46:17

I mean, who wants to be stuck behind a bar 24/7?

0:46:170:46:22

How much more fun is it this side of the bar, Carl?

0:46:220:46:25

-Hmm?

-A quiet drink? How many's she had?

0:46:250:46:27

Listen, don't worry, you get back to the stall. I can handle Rox.

0:46:270:46:31

I wonder how long it's going to be before she cheats on him AGAIN?

0:46:310:46:36

What a mug.

0:46:360:46:37

You know what, it's dead out there.

0:46:370:46:39

So I think I'll stick around for a little while.

0:46:390:46:41

ROXY CACKLES

0:46:410:46:43

What's this?

0:46:460:46:47

Erm. Well they're mince pies. Home-made. For charity.

0:46:470:46:52

What, you made 'em yourself?

0:46:520:46:54

-Yeah.

-Seriously?

0:46:540:46:55

Uh-huh.

0:46:550:46:56

-Can I try one?

-Yeah, yeah, please do.

0:46:560:46:59

D'you know what? That's not bad...

0:47:060:47:09

Not as good as the ones we sell in the caff, but that's not bad.

0:47:090:47:14

You've got a hidden talent there, Fatboy.

0:47:140:47:16

Well, actually, I'm selling them to raise cash for Dot

0:47:160:47:20

and the church fund. And all donations are welcome.

0:47:200:47:22

You know, there was this one guy who gave me like £5 for two,

0:47:220:47:25

which is good.

0:47:250:47:27

Well, I tell you what, as it's for Dot, and as you've put

0:47:270:47:29

so much effort in, I'll give you 20 quid for the lot?

0:47:290:47:33

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:47:330:47:34

-I'll flog them in the caff.

-You've got to be kidding?

-Lovely.

0:47:340:47:36

He says that every year.

0:47:380:47:39

He'll buy a last minute frozen turkey

0:47:390:47:41

and most likely forget to defrost it.

0:47:410:47:43

Yeah, I can believe that.

0:47:430:47:45

What am I letting myself in for?

0:47:450:47:46

No offence, but I'd rather you than me this year.

0:47:460:47:49

Listen, ladies, I'm going to push off, all right?

0:47:490:47:51

Yeah, you push off...

0:47:510:47:53

Nikki, it's been a pleasure to meet you.

0:47:530:47:55

-Lovely to meet you too.

-Hope to see you again.

0:47:550:47:57

And you. Bye.

0:47:570:47:58

Bye-bye.

0:47:580:48:00

Wait till you see his Santa toilet seat cover.

0:48:000:48:02

It's tacky as hell. Terry's favourite thing in the world.

0:48:020:48:07

-You are joking?!

-He rolls it out every year.

0:48:070:48:09

Rolls what out?

0:48:090:48:10

We're talking about you, not to you.

0:48:100:48:12

You missed a lovely meal, Terry.

0:48:120:48:14

Yeah, was it all right?

0:48:140:48:15

My blue shirt, do you know where it is?

0:48:150:48:18

In the front room, in the ironing.

0:48:180:48:19

Well, I checked this morning. I couldn't see it.

0:48:190:48:22

I know I put it in there because I ironed it myself.

0:48:250:48:27

It's right there, you doughnut.

0:48:270:48:29

You're getting on all right, aren't you?

0:48:290:48:31

-Yes, now we've cleared the air.

-What do you mean?

0:48:310:48:33

I said a few things I shouldn't have said, that's all.

0:48:330:48:36

-Bianca!

-No, well, you know, I'm glad I did.

0:48:360:48:38

I completely got the wrong end of the stick.

0:48:380:48:41

I never thought I'd say this, but she is really all right.

0:48:410:48:44

You really shouldn't be here.

0:48:560:48:58

I'm not a needy person, all right? All I did was fall in love with you.

0:48:580:49:01

And now I'm supposed to just walk away,

0:49:010:49:03

while you go back to your family.

0:49:030:49:05

You really want to have this conversation here and now?

0:49:050:49:07

Where's Ian?

0:49:070:49:08

Are they supposed to be that colour?

0:49:080:49:11

Argh!

0:49:110:49:13

-What are you doing?

-What's it look like?

0:49:170:49:19

I haven't got time for games, Lauren.

0:49:190:49:22

Fine. You get the sack before you've even got the job then!

0:49:220:49:26

All right, all right.

0:49:270:49:29

-Come on, just choose it.

-Rox, I've done it already.

0:49:320:49:35

-I am choosing it... Oh, we've done it.

-We've done it already.

0:49:350:49:37

-Whoo!

-Come on, come on.

0:49:390:49:42

-Let's have another one, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:49:420:49:45

Mrs B, have I got a surprise for you.

0:49:490:49:51

You know that hundred pound that you needed?

0:49:510:49:54

I don't know what to say. Finally. I made it.

0:49:590:50:03

Yes you have. See? I told you I'd turn that frown upside down.

0:50:030:50:07

God bless you, Arthur. Oh, thank you. Thank you ever so much.

0:50:070:50:11

I'll make sure that the vicar mentions you in the services

0:50:110:50:14

next week. I can't wait to tell him.

0:50:140:50:16

Thank you, Mrs B. I tell you what, I'll walk you home.

0:50:160:50:19

That's very nice of you, thank you.

0:50:190:50:22

Oh, it's like a wake in here.

0:50:260:50:28

DANCE MUSIC STARTS Now this is a tune!

0:50:280:50:31

I'll turn it up.

0:50:310:50:33

-Turn it up.

-Excuse me.

0:50:330:50:36

MUSIC GETS LOUDER Whoo!

0:50:370:50:38

Whoo!

0:50:400:50:41

This is like my Ibiza days, when I was single.

0:50:410:50:45

CHEERING

0:50:450:50:46

Bet you were unstoppable, weren't you? Unstoppable.

0:50:460:50:50

I was unstoppable.

0:50:500:50:51

Unstoppable!

0:50:510:50:53

SHE WHOOPS

0:50:530:50:54

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:50:540:50:56

Whoo! Come on!

0:50:560:50:58

What the hell is she playing at?

0:50:580:51:00

You want to stop her before she breaks her neck.

0:51:000:51:03

All right, darling.

0:51:030:51:04

Roxy, get off the table...

0:51:040:51:05

Rox!

0:51:080:51:10

Roxy, get down off the table! Roxy!

0:51:100:51:14

Roxy? Rox, come on, sweetheart. Roxy, you OK?

0:51:200:51:24

You all right?

0:51:250:51:26

Get off of me!

0:51:260:51:28

YOU do not touch me EVER again!

0:51:280:51:31

Phil, you might want to get her home. She's had one too many.

0:51:330:51:36

All right, the show's over everyone, OK?

0:51:430:51:45

The show's over.

0:51:450:51:46

-There we go. Table three.

-Thanks.

0:51:590:52:03

Whoo!

0:52:040:52:06

Ooh, what I wouldn't give for a glass of that right now.

0:52:060:52:12

The whole bottle?

0:52:120:52:13

Yeah.

0:52:130:52:14

You were wrong earlier.

0:52:170:52:19

I didn't say anything I didn't mean.

0:52:200:52:23

If I wasn't married...

0:52:240:52:26

What?

0:52:260:52:28

Things would be different.

0:52:280:52:29

Lauren?

0:52:340:52:35

Knock, knock...

0:52:350:52:37

Hiya.

0:52:370:52:38

I didn't know you worked here.

0:52:380:52:40

Lauren just came to see if there were any jobs going.

0:52:400:52:43

Yeah. So will you tell Ian that I've been in?

0:52:430:52:47

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

0:52:470:52:50

Winning?

0:52:530:52:54

Yeah, like riding a bike.

0:52:540:52:57

Don't worry, it went in the risotto - not down my neck.

0:52:590:53:04

Shame really. Decent bottle of plonk.

0:53:050:53:08

Not even REMOTELY funny.

0:53:080:53:11

Come on, Sadie, lighten up. I was just kidding.

0:53:110:53:13

Sometimes I don't get you at all.

0:53:130:53:16

Thanks for having me, Bianca. Terry's really landed on his feet.

0:53:240:53:28

-Don't he know it.

-Not like his last few disasters.

0:53:280:53:31

Last few? What do you mean?

0:53:310:53:32

Well, it's always the same. Whirlwind romances.

0:53:320:53:36

I've lost track of the number of women he's shacked up with.

0:53:360:53:39

I hope he settles this time.

0:53:390:53:40

You'll be different, though - I can tell.

0:53:420:53:45

-See you later.

-See you.

0:53:450:53:47

Lauren?

0:54:000:54:02

A close call, I know.

0:54:050:54:06

It's fine. It won't happen again.

0:54:060:54:08

Wait.

0:54:080:54:10

I get the message, all right? I shouldn't have tried to kiss you.

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That's not even why I came.

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This is yours.

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Wait.

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So, why did you come?

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Because I miss you.

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Are you trying to mess with my head?

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