07/01/2014 EastEnders


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I should have called.

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No, it's fine. Come on through.

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I'm sorry, I didn't even knock, I just barged in.

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Yeah, it's just a bit of a surprise, that's all.

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Yeah, I was in London shopping and I thought, well, you know,

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-being so near and that.

-Yeah. Right.

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I've just texted the kids,

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-Lucy's going to swipe Bobby out of school, if that's OK?

-Fine.

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It's good to see you.

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And you.

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-You well?

-Yeah, I'm good. But are you...?

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-Are you OK?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

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Look, I can't stay for very long.

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Four toilets back there to bleach...

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Jane!

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L...

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Linda, we can't leave this hanging.

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There's nothing left to say. We got a pub to run.

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Right, which one of you handsome blokes needs serving?

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-Ah, well...

-She did say handsome, so...

-So, obviously...

-Can I have...

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Come on, now, your LL Cool J moustache, man! Come on, man.

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-Like I said to Ian, I should have called.

-No!

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No, it's fine.

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Look at me, stood here, where's my manners?

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-Tea. Yeah? You want a tea?

-Yeah, that sounds great.

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Right. I'll stick the kettle on.

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Oh! You got a new kettle.

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Yeah, sorry, the old one weren't up to the job, was it, Ian?

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-No.

-Kept cutting out before it boiled.

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So, Ian never told me that you were coming.

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He didn't know. I just took a chance and popped in.

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Well, Jane, eh? Jane! Back in Walford!

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The place looks exactly the same. Nothing changes, eh?

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I tell you what, it's great, it's great to see you.

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Mum!

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Here you are! Oh!

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Look at you!

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You seem to grow a foot every couple of months, don't you?

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So, what do you mean you're going to turn it down?

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I don't want to go to Birmingham.

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Well, you must have known where the job was?

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They're a big national firm.

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They offered me something different to what I was being interviewed for.

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Something better or something worse?

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Better, a lot better.

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I applied for a mechanic at their Camden set-up,

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and they offered me assistant garage manager.

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-I've never assistant managed...

-You've never assisted anybody.

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Yeah!

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No, but that's good, isn't it?

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I mean, Syed, Christian, Yasmin, they'd love having you around.

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I mean, they love chaos. They love mess.

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AJ CHUCKLES

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I wasn't planning on packing my bags and going...

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I like it here... With you.

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So, it's a letting agency?

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Not just that, it's like commercial properties,

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really expensive ones as well.

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And I run the whole business with Billy Mitchell.

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So, I guess I'm in charge, really.

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It sounds brilliant. So, you're enjoying it?

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-Are you going to stay for something to eat?

-Oh, I'm not sure, Denise...

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Yeah, I really love it. Negotiating with customers and making deals.

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You sound just like your dad.

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Except it's not just chips and bacon, it's real business.

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Well, you do look the part, Lucy. Very young businesswoman, isn't she?

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-Here he is, Mr Handsome.

-Come here, Jane!

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You know what, I think I better be getting back to the B&B.

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Oh, really? I'd love to catch up more. Will I see you before I go?

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Yeah. Well, it depends on how long you're staying,

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because Kim's away, and things are pretty full-on over there.

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But it's been good. It's been really good to see you.

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(Thanks.)

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-I miss you.

-Well, I miss you more!

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You know, I don't know what's wrong with Billy, but I'm telling you,

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-he ain't going to get nowhere fast.

-Says Audley Harrison!

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Oh, what, don't start all that! I'm talking about him, not me.

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-You know what, top marks for trying, Bill.

-Leave it out, will you?

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No, seriously, man, respect where respect is due.

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Respect for what? What's he done?

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It's more what he hasn't done, brother.

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Sorry about them. Idiots.

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He doesn't know when to quit does he, sweetie?

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I don't know, if ever there was a bloke could turn a girl...

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-Oh, whatever.

-Billy?

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I won't embarrass the bloke by going into detail,

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but put it this way,

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there's more to Billy than meets the eye, if you know what I mean?

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What?

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I don't think you should be watching that any more. No, I don't.

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Aren't you going to stay?

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No, I need to get back to the restaurant.

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-Jane's only going to be here for a bit.

-Yeah, she came to see you kids.

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If I don't see you before you go, it was good seeing you.

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-I'm not rushing off.

-You're staying?

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Yeah, for a bit...

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Can Mum stay, Dad?

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Yeah, but she's only here for a little while.

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-Peter, why don't you tell Jane about you moving out?

-Eh? What's this?

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It was good seeing you again.

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Oh, for crying out loud!

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-Oh!

-You want a hand?

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Er, there is a bell!

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-I'm looking for a room.

-Single?

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Funny you should mention that...

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Er, sorry. Yeah, single's good.

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-OK. How long you staying for?

-As long as it takes.

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Right. Stupid thing! Come on!

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-Not your day, I take it?

-Don't ask!

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Anywhere I can get a drink around here?

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Yeah, there's a pub just across the Square.

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Yeah, I was thinking more somewhere without an overprotective dad

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and a shotgun. Not really my day either.

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Not my week, if I'm honest.

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No, that's fine, mate. I can come to you.

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Don't know. About a half hour?

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All right, I'll see you then. All right, cheers. Bye.

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That's your copy, innit? I've already got mine.

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So, I sign this, and that's it, it's done.

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Yep, get them signed, put them in the post for me.

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So, divorce papers, then we're finished?

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Well, yeah, that's generally how it works.

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But it won't, will it, Max?

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We've already tried signing the last set of papers.

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We can sign all the documents going,

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but it won't change what we've got.

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It'll always be there.

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Me and you.

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Always.

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You coming out, or am I going to lock you in?

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I've got say, sweetheart, you've got a bit of a crowd in here.

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Just picking up on what you set up, sweetheart.

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-Go on, on the house, those two.

-Cheers.

-Lovely. Thank you.

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NANCY CLEARS HER THROAT

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-Enjoying the view?

-No, we're just having a drink.

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-I don't know what you're talking about.

-She's older than she looks.

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Yeah, but she has got some serious circumference, man.

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-Wow, that's my mum!

-Eyes up, Fats, man, come on!

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Do you reckon it's true what they say,

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about the daughter and the mother, you know?

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Hold tight. Wait. You and Miss Fisticuffs?

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Are you serious? You don't? You do!

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Listen, I know you're under it in here.

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If you want to go and get a bit of fresh air, just let me know, yeah?

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Same again, was it?

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He's still the same boy.

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Same again, sweetheart?

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-So, how are you going to manage?

-We just will.

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He's all loved-up - what else matters?

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Er, council tax, food bills, electric...

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That's why we're moving in with Billy first,

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-till I get some more money coming in.

-And how's the stall going?

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Yeah, it's all right, actually.

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I mean, there's a bit of competition from those Pound A Bowl stalls

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up on the High Street, but, yeah, it's not too bad.

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Apart from you close up early to see me?

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Yeah, well, some things are more important.

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Yeah, yeah, they are.

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I stood there like some idiot.

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It's not as though she's not old enough to make her own decisions.

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-Thank you.

-Well, you're both grown-ups.

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Try telling that to her old man.

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Coming in, telling us what we can and can't do.

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Tell you what, at the end of the day.

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The only people you've got to be true to is yourselves.

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-That's why I'm staying put.

-Good for you.

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Life's too short to spend it worrying what other people think.

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What is it that you young people say, you say...

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Yolo.

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-Yeah, you only live once, innit?

-Exactly.

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It's like my sister, Kim. She's always...

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wading in, telling me what she thinks of my fella.

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As if I care that he's not the most...

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exciting man in the world.

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He's a kind man.

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And don't you start, because you don't even know him.

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I ain't starting nothing.

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So, what's Denise said? Is she worried about him?

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Denise is Denise.

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What are you going to say to him?

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To be honest...

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I don't know.

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I need another drink.

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Will you pack it in?

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Just because you don't need to take the edge off your life.

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Everything's always perfect with me!

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AJ, you made a New Year's resolution to find a new job and you have.

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-A new job doesn't necessarily mean a better life.

-AJ!

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OK, you're a grown-up.

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I'm not your dad. You do what you want.

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If you think getting drunk is a way of dealing with this,

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you're a bigger fool than I thought.

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Seriously, come on...

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-I knew it wouldn't take him long.

-What?

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My dad and arm wrestling - it's going to be a long night.

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-Pipe down.

-Do me a favour, mate, I wouldn't want to hurt you.

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I'm undefeated, all right?

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I've beat geezers who are built like brick walls

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and I'll tell you for why. It's all in the nut.

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Right, I'll tell you what. We'll do it another time, yeah?

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What's the matter with you? Dexter and Fatboy!

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You look like semi-strong lads! Get yourself over here.

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-White wine.

-I think you're in trouble, boys.

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All right. Sit down there.

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Everybody. Fatboy and Dexter. Arm wrestle. What do you reckon?

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-What? OK, come, come...

-Lads, eh?

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I know. It's times like this I appreciate my life choices.

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You don't see many arm-wrestling dy...gay ladies, do you?

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-Lesbians?

-Yeah, and them.

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No, but I know a few diesels who'd give these a run for their money.

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One arm behind your back.

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Let me buy you a drink?

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And why would I do that?

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Because you want me to sign the papers,

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and I want a quick drink before I do.

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-Stick another one in there, will ya?

-All set?

-Come on, Fats!

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-Nice one, Alf.

-Look, Fats, listen. Boy to boy.

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-Please, just let me win?

-You must be mad, innit.

-Whatever you say.

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Shush! The pair of you.

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Shush. Ready...

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Set... Wrestle.

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-Boom!

-I weren't ready!

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-Do you know what? I'm left-handed.

-Come on, Dexter. Come on, Dexter.

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Ian?

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So, this is the new centre of the Beale empire, is it?

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Yeah.

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Scarlett's?

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-Yeah.

-Because....?

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Well, it's complicated.

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Didn't the club across the road used to be called Scarlett's?

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Yeah.

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Fair enough. It's a bit random, but...

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I'd have probably gone a bit more with the location.

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-Turpin's or something like that.

-Turpin's?

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Well, certainly not Scarlett's. It's not quite what I expected.

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In what way?

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Out there in the restaurant, it's a bit...

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The colour, the decor. Those lamps... I mean, what are they about?

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-And the linen, really?

-Right, so I take it you don't like it?

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-It's not very you.

-Well, what is me?

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You tell me.

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-Why are you here, Jane?

-Peter called me.

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-Elbows, Alfie, elbows.

-Go on, Alfie! Slam him!

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Come on, Fats, man! Grit your teeth!

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COME ON! COME ON!

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He's going to be gutted he lost.

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I reckon he's got his eye on your niece.

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Even though she knocked him into the middle of next week?

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I think that's what did it for him.

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Well, he ain't got a chance, has he? She's all loved-up.

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With a bloke? I mean, I'm assuming she's not another one of your mob?

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No, no, it's just the two of us in our family.

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-So, that's 2-1 to the Carters, innit?

-What?

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Well, you Mitchells, just got Ben? Unless my hunch about Phil's right.

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Well, I wouldn't say that too loud in here!

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All the signs are there, ain't they?

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You know, the shaved head, the "bit of rough" look.

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You want to check his CD collection - any Judy Garland... Just saying!

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Oh, yeah? Come on, respect, Bill.

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-Eh? What was that all about?

-Ain't got a clue.

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FATBOY GRUNTS

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SHOUTING AND CHEERING

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Who's the daddy? Eh, Fats?

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Mick. Let's have it.

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Yeah. Got to hold my hands up there.

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I tell you what, listen. Let's liven it up, right?

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We'll have some readies on it.

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Head to heads, who's up for it? Come on. Readies. Come on.

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I'll give it a go, if you promise not to stop when I say I submit.

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Sorry, love, I don't do tag wrestling.

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Oh, don't look at me, darling, he's big enough

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and ugly enough to look after himself.

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Come on. Who's up for it? Put your hand in your pocket.

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What's happening. Let's get involved.

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CHEERING

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Go on, Shirl. Go on, Shirl. Right. Challenger for my sister.

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Who's up for it? Come on.

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Come on, then. Whoa, hold up. Hold up.

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-That's fine by me.

-Don't. Don't do this.

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Why not? It's not like I'm going to break her arm or anything.

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Dad, just stop them.

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If she is as strong as she is hot like fire, brother,

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-this is going to be over quickly.

-Will you pack it in when I'm around?

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-It's him not me, you know.

-Hey, it's her circumference, you know.

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She's old enough to be your mum - she IS my mum.

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Maybe back in the day, when she was flopping them out in the papers.

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-What did you say?

-One minute, what did you say?

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If I win, I get my job back.

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I win, you move out.

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Ready... Set...

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Wrestle....

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CHEERING

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So, since when is how I'm doing a concern of yours?

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-I care about you, Ian.

-Yeah, I remember how much.

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I don't need my son calling you, telling tales.

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Peter didn't call me to tell tales - he called me because he loves you.

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As do all your kids, and they are worried about you.

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Right, so you drop everything and just turn up here?

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To do what, Jane? I mean, why are you here?

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To let you know you're not alone.

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To make sure you know that your kids love you,

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that your friends are concerned about you.

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And I still care that you're OK.

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I'm fine, OK?

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I am. I'm busy, which is good.

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I'm always chasing my tail. You know what I'm like.

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But it's pressure, all right? It's not stress.

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I mean, stress is when you're not in control.

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But I am in control. Sometimes, there's times when I'm pressured...

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But I'm in control...

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You know, don't you?

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Come on, Shirl!

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-All right, Mickey, fiver on your sister?

-Go on, Shirl.

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Can't take your money, mate, because who ever wins, I'm stuffed.

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What do you reckon?

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We could have our own little wrestle if you like...

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I'd let you win.

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-I have got nothing.

-Try typing in "topless" or something.

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I've typed in "topless", I've typed in "naked", I got nothing...

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-What you guys up to?

-We're trying to search for the treasure.

-You what?

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Yeah, supposedly Nancy reckons her mum used to do

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-a bit of topless modelling, bruv.

-Shut up!

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Yeah, but we can't find the pictures anywhere!

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Yeah, we just keep finding pictures of Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman.

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Yep, I remember that. Saturday nights, back in the day.

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I used to watch both of them. Right, here's the deal.

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Last one to find them has to buy the other two drinks. Go.

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You still here? Come on.

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Come home, before Ian starts charging you rent.

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I thought you weren't my dad.

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No, but I am your big brother.

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Yeah, and you won't let me forget it.

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I wouldn't be doing my duty if I did.

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So, this job, good money?

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-Yeah.

-Cheaper cost of living?

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Probably.

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Tam and I don't want you to go -

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as annoying as you are,

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it's been great having you here.

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So, there's only one way to decide this...

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It's how you used to decide everything.

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Big decision, you toss a coin.

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AJ, I only want what's best for you.

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Heads, you stay, tails, you go.

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So, what's it to be?

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Walford and the same old or Birmingham and who knows what?

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-Heads, I stay, tails, I go?

-Yeah.

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Tails, I go.

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Looks like I'm going to Birmingham.

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You know,

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-I'm with someone and guess what?

-What?

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His name's Ian, only it's spelt with an extra I.

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That's obviously where I went wrong, then!

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Is he nice? Well, obviously he's nice.

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-You and Denise, I didn't see that coming.

-No, me neither.

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I'm really pleased you're with her, though.

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-She's good with the kids.

-That's good.

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Yeah, it's good.

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All good.

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-Yeah, it's good we're all happy, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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I'd better go.

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Yeah, I've got a restaurant to run.

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-Some important critic coming or something?

-Bloggers.

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Bloggers? Right, well, good luck with that.

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My car's parked in the Square. I'll pop in and say bye to the kids.

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Yeah, OK.

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It's good to see you.

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And you.

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Are you OK?

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Bye.

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-What's this? The search party?

-Peter said you might have gone, Mum.

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Love, I do have to leave now.

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But I wouldn't go without saying bye to my best boy, would I?

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Bobby, we should let Jane go.

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Well, I need to find my car.

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Hope it hasn't been towed or clamped or something.

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I'll see you soon I promise.

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Come on, we'll see her soon.

0:23:020:23:04

Is Dad all right?

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It's not me he needs, Peter.

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What do you mean?

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I mean, you've got to deal with this as a family. And I am...

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He's with Denise now, she's the one you need to turn to, not me.

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Ian?

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DENISE SIGHS

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Max, why pretend like it's not going to happen, eh?

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Kirsty, please just back off, all right?

0:24:450:24:48

It ain't going to happen. We're done!

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Tanya said you'd traded down.

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-Oh, are you the bloggers?

-Yeah!

-Sorry, I've had to close early.

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-Hold on!

-We've been invited!

0:25:080:25:11

-So, when did you last see her?

-At Christmas.

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Move, move, move!

0:25:170:25:19

Is she OK?

0:25:230:25:25

She's more than OK, Max. She's good.

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Wait!

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She's with someone.

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Right.

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This one's a keeper. Someone that treats her like she deserves.

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What's the matter, Crowface, nothing left?

0:26:030:26:06

-Oh, I could do this all night.

-No-one's watching.

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There's nothing wrong with you backing down, calling it a draw...

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What's this, the naughty corner or something?

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No, no, just browsing... The boys were going on about Linda...

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Doing a Page Three kind of thing...

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But we can't find the picture.

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Here he is... Maximus Branning!

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Mick, it's all right, mate. I got this. Let's go.

0:26:300:26:33

-What are you doing? You rescuing me?

-Yeah, I am, yeah. Let's go.

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Nancy, sort this out for me, please.

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-Right, it's a draw.

-What did you do that for?

0:26:400:26:43

-I was just about to win!

-Oh, wind it in.

0:26:430:26:46

No, you wind it in, all right? The pair of you.

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No-one's interested. It's done. Shirley's back on the rota.

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Listen to me, listen.

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She's going to stop spouting off,

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and you are going to leave her alone.

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Let's focus on serving some punters, please?

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Yes? Ladies and gentlemen, who ain't got a drink?

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-Bobby, your bath's ready.

-I just want to finish this.

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No, you're having a bath now...

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Hiya.

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I, er...

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Was this for me?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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I will marry you.

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