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-JOHNNY GASPS -Wake up, everybody, rise and shine! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
I'm up! How come you slept there? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
Cos Tina passed out on my floor at 4 am | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
and I was getting drunk off the fumes. MICK CONTINUES BANGING POTS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
Some of us are trying not to throw up here! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-Good night, was it? -Yeah, you missed out. -Did you pull? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Don't ask. Your Auntie Shirl, she was a hit. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
-Do I look like a lezzer? -Linda! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Yes, Mick, you gorgeous man, you. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Right, you 'orrible lot. I want all hands on deck. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
We've got our very first engagement party in the pub! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Whose engagement party? -Ian Beale. Runs that restaurant. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
You know, he looks a bit like a... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
A weasel? THEY LAUGH | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-But it's all sorted. -Yeah, but I've been up half the night | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
worrying about it. The catering's got to be top notch. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
I run a restaurant, after all. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Oh, really, Ian(?) I thought you flew rockets to the moon. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
You, erm...you off already? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Thought I'd take my stuff round Lola's - well, ours - before work. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Erm... | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Ohhh... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-I'm only going to be round the corner. -Yeah, I know. I know. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
This is silly. I'm going to see you tonight anyway, at the Vic. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
-Ta-ta. -See you. -See you. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
You know, you don't have to bother. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-If you're not in the mood? With the party. -No, I am. I am. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
I know you think I'm fussing, but it's our engagement party, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
-I want it to be special, OK? See you in a bit. -See you. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
There's no way I'm working at Ian Beale's engagement. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-Shirl! -Mick! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
All right, well you can drop my car keys off at the garage. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Got a bit of fan belt trouble. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-What's this? -Party bag. Next time you're coming with, OK? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
-Let's have a look! -Nance! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-LINDA: -Brew's up. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-There you go. Now, has anyone thought about food? -KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
-We're not open until 11, mate. -It's Ian! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-All right? It's about tonight. -Oh, yeah? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Yeah, yeah. My fiancee, Denise, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
she made the booking, which would have been fine in Alfie's time, | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
but I need a few more details before I can finalise the reservation. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-Details? -Yeah, who's the chef? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
That'd be me. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Right. What're you planning on cooking? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Well, we usually do sandwiches. Right, Mick? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Look, you might not have heard of me, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I've got quite a reputation round here, no offence, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
but people will be expecting a bit more than cheese and pickle. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Really? Well, maybe you haven't heard of me yet, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-but I'm not the sort of woman you want to... -The thing is, Ian, | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
we've been in the pub game about 20 years. We know a thing or two | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
about throwing a party. No disrespect to Alfie, but I'm | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
the guvnor now and I think you're going to love the way we run things. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
So, why don't we have a sit down, we'll have a nice cuppa tea | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
and we'll all work out a menu we can agree on. Yeah? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-All right? -All right, Lauren? Where'd you get to last night? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
Just Lucy's. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-It's a car, Max, not a woman. -Yeah, this motor will do more for | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
business than any woman ever could. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Dad! I find that statement insulting on many levels. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Nice to see you've taken my advice, Max. -What's that, then? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
The niche car market, I mentioned it a few weeks back. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
Finally swallowed your pride, eh? Good man. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
He reminds me of someone. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
-Nice car. -Ain't you got the message yet? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
I just thought that if we both slept on it...? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
What? You thought I might just forget the last year ever happened? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Look, I'm skint, Max. The B&B's still after a week's deposit. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
You found a way out of that problem last time. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Yeah, but we are technically still married! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Well, we ain't married, Kirsty. We're not! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Not if you sign the papers, we ain't. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
You just chucked me out like a piece of rubbish. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
I'm a person! I have needs! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-What's this? -All you're going to get. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
What? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-Well, we're looking forward to it. -Where are you sourcing the ingredients from? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Because seasonal produce is a must. -Obviously. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
And we've got a very special arrangement with our supplier. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
-Don't you worry about that, Ian. -OK. Mick, pleasure to finally meet you. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
-Likewise. -Linda. -Ian. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Just close the door on your way out, yeah? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Melt. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-When you said about "the supplier" you meant the shop next door, innit? -Yeah. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
How are we going to get all this done, eh?! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I can't even say half this stuff. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I mean what's a blinny when it's at home?! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Blini. Don't worry, I'll help you, Mum. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
You and me make a crack team. SHE SIGHS | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-There you go, love. Cheers. -So, you just up and left? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
-Too right I did. Swiped the remote an' all. -What did you do that for? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
Should've heard him, Kat! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
"What does it matter where I got me telly?!" Flash. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Let me get this straight, because I'm a bit confused, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
he cooks you a slap-up meal, treats you like a lady, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
doesn't mention his ex once, until YOU bring her up, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
and then you stomp out in a huff with his remote shoved up your top? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
So? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Oh, Denise, it's gorgeous. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Ian can really surprise you sometimes, can't he? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-Anyway, I'll see you tonight. -See you tonight. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
What's tonight? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, engagement party at the Vic. You coming? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-Oh, yeah, sure. -Bro? My leaving drinks? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Erm... Both at the Vic? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-Yes, because we can muddle in together, can't we? -Yeah, fantastic. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
I would have thought my brother would've sorted out a special meal, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
cake, organised some dancing girls to see me on my merry way, but | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
muddling in with Ian Beale's 87th engagement party is totally fine. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:02 | |
You're buying these. Leaving gift. I wonder what they are? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-Don't, Mas. -I didn't say anything. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-I'm happy. -Then I'm happy for you. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
You know, I still can't believe The Fox is going to marry your dad. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
-The Fox? -No, I'm saying, I think they're going to make a good couple. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Be good together. -You all right? You left pretty sharpish this morning. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-So? -No news? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Said I'd tell you, didn't I?! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
So, you coming then? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-I dunno. It's a bit awkward, innit. -Why? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-SHE GASPS -I never told you! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Me and Johnny had a little kiss. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-SHE SQUEALS -When?! -Shush. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-When? -Last week. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
But he ain't called me back, so I don't think he's that interested. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Well, that doesn't necessarily mean anything. He could be shy. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
-Wish he weren't. -Whit! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
He's the first guy I've liked since Tyler. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Who is? Johnny? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Keep your voice down. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
You know what, to tell you the truth I kind of thought he, erm... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
You know, he was like... You know... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-Kind of... -No, he's not. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Do you think? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
No. No. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, I wouldn't give up just yet. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Pretty girl like you, I'm sure you don't get turned down too often. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Anyway, I'm going to go. I'll see you later, all right? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-Yeah. -Take it easy. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Ain't you worried? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Oh, look, just forget it! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Oh! Just been speaking to Carl's mum. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
She hasn't spoken to him since New Year's Eve. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Weird, don't you think? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
No, the only thing that's weird is you banging on about it to me. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Dodgy stuff happens round here and you're usually involved. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Oh! Cheers. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
How are you even his sister? You don't look like Mick. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-I got all the looks. -Oh, yeah? Older or younger? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Just make sure it's in by lunchtime. Yeah? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Shirl. Can I have a word? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Remember when you spilt engine oil on Mum's new carpet? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Remember?! Her screams still echo through my nightmares. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
How long was it before she spoke to you again? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
I dunno, like a couple of weeks and a lot of washing up. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
Always thought it'd be Dad who'd have the problem with me being... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
you know? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Weird, innit, she used to have a right laugh with her hairdresser. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
Always nosing in on his sex life. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Oi, stop moping about and get stuck in with the party. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
She will come round, you'll see. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Cheers, babe. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Here you are. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
-Sausage! -She don't even call me that any more. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
There you go. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-Well, a thank-you would be nice. -Thanks(!) | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-I take it this belongs to you? -No. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Not really, Tina got it for me, I didn't ask her to... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Just don't leave it lying about, I'm trying to keep a tidy ship here. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
You decorating? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
What you doing here? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
You're unbelievable, you know that? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Help you, shall I? Begins with S. Ends with an "orry". | 0:10:52 | 0:10:58 | |
-Sorry. -What was all that about last night?! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
I'm scared, Tel. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
I just don't want to get hurt again. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Look, I'll never let that happen again. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Why don't we give it another go? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
-Even after last night? -KEY TURNS IN THE LOCK | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Only me! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-Has she got a key?! -Have you got a key?! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Got a spare cut when I had the kids. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Rosie said you hadn't done much. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Is it safe to enter or have you got a turkey sandwich in your pocket? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
You can't just come tramping in here like this, Nikki. You know that. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-I haven't got time to bicker, Tel, I just need the kids' passports. -Why? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-Because I've got stand-by tickets for Lapland to make up for Christmas. -No. That ain't happening. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-They'll be back in a couple of days. -Yeah, and they've got school. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Travel is an education in itself, Tel. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-I'll see you later, then. -Bianca, wait. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
There's a party in the Vic tonight, I'll see you there, yeah? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Maybe. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
So, the passports? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
-What's in the bags? -My life. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Where's Max? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
He chucked me out again. Won't even give me the time of day | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
and Carl's not picking up the phone either. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Can you blame them? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Look at you, wandering the streets like a stray dog, whining. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Are you asking for a smack? -Fighting talk? My type of language. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not a dog, all right? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Then don't act like one. Look, get some self-respect and move on. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
Don't let the slime balls round here hold you back. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
What am I supposed to do? I don't even have any money. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-Max's just left me high and dry. -You've got brains, haven't you? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Try using them before they're pickled for good. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
-Mum, I'll do that. Go and sit down. -I know what I'm doing. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Oh! Flamin' box! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Will you tell your dad downstairs ain't a storage room | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
while he paints upstairs! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-What time's this party starting again? -Seven. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Wow! How did you not get bullied at school? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-I could ask you the same question! -I smelled burning, what's happened? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
I sorted it. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Oh! Whose crime against fashion was this? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Blimey, Mick, even I remember that! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
I've been looking for an '80s jacket like this for ages. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Oi, that's '90s, that is! And that's a man's article of clothing. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
-Swore blind it'd been thrown out. -Must've snuck its way back in. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:44 | |
Used to think he was the nuts in it. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
He'd like swing it over his shoulder and lean on stuff. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
THEY LAUGH You fell for that, Mum? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Oh, he was the best-looking boy in the school. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Urgh! I saw tongue then! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Were these mine? | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
-What? -Tracey's fending off raging traders out there... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
-What is it? -What is it, Shirl? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Yeah, all right. Look, leave it. I was young and naive... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
And cold, by the looks of it. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Yeah, all right. That's enough fun for today, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Johnny, put that box up in the loft, please, pronto. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-Cheers! -Do you think I'm being paranoid? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
What do you mean? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Terry says he wants to give it another shot | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
and he says there's nothing going on and I do LIKE him, he makes me | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
laugh and I fancy him something rotten and he's a good dad, but | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
say this is my last chance of being happy and not just someone's mum? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
And then on the other hand, she's got herself a key cut. Who does that without asking? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Unless he's told her to do it without saying it, you know? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
And that's what worries me, because I am not being made a mug of again. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
-Not by that silly little cow. -OK, breathe. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
You are in a state, aren't you? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I don't like seeing you like this, darling. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
What should I do then? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
He wants to meet me in the Vic later. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Well, don't go. I know you're good together, | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
but Nikki is always going to be part of the Terry package, isn't she? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
She was his first love. And that runs deep, trust me. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
You don't want that hanging over you for the rest of your life, do you? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
No. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Oh, that's nice. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Yeah. I might not wear it. Spur of the moment thing. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
It might be, I don't know, a bit young for me... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-A bit young? Shut up. -So, cooking for Peter, are we? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Yeah, it's his first night with us, so... | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-Never cooked for me. -Ah, diddums. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
So, you got your family coming tonight? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-My daughters can't make it. -For your own engagement? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Well, they would if they could, it's just, you know, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
I gave them such short notice. They're busy girls. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-They'll be at the wedding though. -It don't matter anyway, cos Patrick'll be there, won't he? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
No, actually, he's come down with the lurgy. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
That's £12.65, please, darling. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Splashing the cash, aren't we? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Yeah, well, he's worth it, ain't he? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Your change. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Denise, I really think you should wear that dress. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Trust me, you're going to look good. See ya. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Damn straight. Hello again. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Have you got a death wish? If my dad sees you! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
Being brave just for you, babe. Laters. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Why are the bad ones always so sexy? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
You all right? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Johnny. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-Johnny, listen. Mick, is that your dad? -Yeah. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Yeah, he's not out the front, is it all right if I leave his keys here? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-Sure. Sorry, meant to move that. -No, don't worry about it. -MICROWAVE PINGS | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
-All right, cheers, bruv. -Yeah, thanks. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Rosie's on her way to see Santa's house. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Well, you wouldn't like it. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
It's freezing cold and you have to eat fish NOT in fingers | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
and everyone knows that Santa's gone on holiday in January. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-Imagine how the teachers'll kick off when she's not there on Monday. -PHONE BEEPS | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
She's having a sleigh ride pulled by huskies. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Right, that is it. No texting at the dinner table. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
I bet it's Nikki sending these flaming texts. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Don't you think that Terry would be there, right now, in Lapland | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
if he wanted to be with Nikki, huh?! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
-Now are you coming to the Vic or not? -Not! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Do you know what I'd give to have your choices again, Bianca? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
You're still young and yet you're standing there frightened to | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
live life in case something bad happens to you. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Well, I've got news for you, it's going to happen to you whether you | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
like it or not, so you might as well get out there and take a chance. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Right, Peter said he's going to meet us there. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-Oh, well, Lola said she was going to cook him a meal first. -Really? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Beans on toast does not qualify as a meal. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
No, that ain't mine. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Oh, that's Jane's, she left it here the other day. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Said I'd put it in the post to her. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Right, come on. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
You look lovely, Mum. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
It's just me. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Same as before. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Same as that little baby you had in the hospital. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I was tiny, weren't I? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Hard to believe an actual human foot fit in these. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Only two pound! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
But you were strong even then. I held out my little finger and... | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
I gripped it back. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Are you absolutely sure? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Sure? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Because that Whitney, she really is a lovely girl | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
and you looked so good together. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Why don't you just try, eh? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
For me? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
-To the happy couple. -ALL: Cheers! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-Champagne? -Of course. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Maybe move onto the cava next. -Ian! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-Congratulations, guys. -Thank you. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah. Happy life. Er, wedding. What is it? Engagement thing. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
Smooth, Tam, smooth. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Prepare yourselves, prepare yourselves, cos | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
this ain't for the faint-hearted. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Oh, my days! Is that Linda Carter, bruv?! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I've been looking for that high and low. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Why is the world so cruel? Just as I'm about to leave the Square, a goddess appears in our midst. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Hello, boys, looks like you're having fun there! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-Mini beef burger? -Thank you. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Mini beef burger? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Good luck, darlin'! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-Now, let me have some of that first. -Get involved, my love, get involved. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
Mick! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
-You look nice, Lauren. -Oh, thank you. So do you. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
-Dad, shall we go sit over there? -Yeah. All right? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Save us a seat, would you? My feet are killing me after today. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-Congratulations. -Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. -Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks. | 0:20:55 | 0:21:00 | |
-Billy! -Bill, have a look at this, mate. -No way! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
-She'd eat you for breakfast. -Mate, any time of the day or night. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
-What are you doing? -Whoa! -Huh. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Babe, Pops, I wasn't looking! Dex, tell her I wasn't looking. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
He wasn't looking... | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
Because I'm happy. I've got everything that I need at home. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
-You're so beautiful and voluptuous... -Oh... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
-Kind, and sweet... -I can't watch this. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
You're a pig! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Denise, is Wayne still at the B&B? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
No, no, he's checked out. He's bad news, that one, you know. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
SHE SLURS Max, Max, come here, come here, come here... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:52 | |
What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? You're drunk! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-Just get off me, will you? -All right. I'm going! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-Same again, Tracey, please. -I'm going. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
You didn't take my advice then? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
What makes you say that? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Something about holey socks makes me really sad. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Has anyone got any chewing gum? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
-Why? Who're you kissing? -Shut up. See you later. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
-Right, that's it. Get me make-up, Tiff. -Really? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
She ain't coming. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
I had a chat with her earlier, she made it perfectly clear, Terry. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Time to give up, mate. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Give us a small whisky, please, darling. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Congratulations, this is from both of us. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Oh. Thank you. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
I didn't sign it. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
No, but look, look, you gave us a little kiss. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
CAR HORN OUTSIDE | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Peter. Get yourself a pint. Welcome to the family. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
You're all right, Bill, I've already got champagne. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
It's a bird's drink, isn't it? You're living with a Mitchell now. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
-Right, I'm off to get Lex. -All right then, I'll see you later. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-CAR HORN -All right? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Max, there's something out here you might want to see. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Oi! What are you playing at?! Get out of there! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Out! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
You wanted a divorce. You've got it. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Cheap at the price. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
I had to have one last cuddle, didn't I? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Oh and, by the way, | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
when you were picturing Tanya, I was picturing someone with hair | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
and muscles. And a little bit more downstairs. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Goodbye, Max. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Here you are. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Birds, eh? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Come on then, Dad. She's gone, it's finally over, innit? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
You owe me. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-What you doing out here? -Just going to head home. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
It's only early, babe. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Yeah, well, Ian Beale's engagement party don't really do it for me. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
-I'll see you at home, yeah? -OK. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Feel this. Could get better quality down the pound shop. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
And these blinis, THAT is like cardboard. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
And what on earth is that supposed to be? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Denise, I was just wondering why you've still got your coat on. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
-No, I've... -You're not shy, are you? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-No! -Well... | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
You look fantastic. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Told you you'd look gorgeous. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
You're sweet. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-Tonight is seriously making me reassess my upper age limit, you know. -I would. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-Me and all. -If I had a time machine, I probably... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
-You have not? -I'm being silly. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
So, do you like it? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
-It's nice. -Nice? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Yeah. You might want to pop a cardi on. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Hello, Whitney. You're looking beautiful. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
Johnny'll serve you, right, love? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Vodka tonic, please. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Glasses to clear, Dad's orders. Sorry. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
DOOR CREAKS OPEN | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Oi! Bruv, I'm looking at the paper! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
-What are you doing? -That's my mum! -Do you want it, yeah? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
Get off him. Mick, Mick, leave it! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
They were looking at you. They're perverts! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
They were looking at this? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Think that makes them perverts? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Come on, Johnny, they're only blokes! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Perfectly normal, innit? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
-Why're you being like this, Mum? -Like what? -This! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Stop whining and grow up, Johnny! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
-What you having, Ian? -No, I'm fine, thanks. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 |