23/02/2017 EastEnders


23/02/2017

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-BEEPING

-Oh, I say!

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Oi, I thought I told you I didn't want you hanging around with him?

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Yeah, but it's not his fault that Denise went mental, is it?

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You sure about that?

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Because from where I was standing, she only gave as good as she got.

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You got any headache pills? It's for my head injury.

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Head injury, my foot! She was provoked.

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Let's see if the magistrate agrees with you.

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I've got a good mind to go out there and handcuff myself to the railings.

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And what good's that going to do?

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This is a miscarrying of justice.

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You do know who you are, don't you?

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Walford's very own Nelson Mandela.

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-Nelson Mandela?

-I ain't having it, Dee.

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Look, if you're going to go down,

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they're going to have to take me and Patrick as well.

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-Sit down and stop making a show of yourself.

-Mind yourself.

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Yeah, yeah, but Kim's got a point, though.

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I mean, we shouldn't be here, should we?

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You saw what happened. I shouldn't have let him get to me.

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He vandalised Jane's bush. You had every right to clump him.

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Not in the eyes of the law.

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They ought to give that Keegan a shovel and make him dig up

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the garden himself.

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He's not going to care. It's not a home to him.

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It's just a place to kill time after school, ain't it?

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Me and you.

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We're going to go down fighting, you remember that.

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Whatever you say.

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They do have TVs in prison, don't they?

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Are you sure you're all right, Grandma?

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Apart from the ladies popping up with no bras, you mean?

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Bradley - he taught me how to do the Google.

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I'm very well versed in the wide world web, I'll have you know, Abi.

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What are you looking for?

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Flowers.

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Stacey and Jane's helping. I want new flowers for the gardens

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which them hooligans ransacked.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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That'll be your Uncle Jack. Will you let him in?

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He's taking me to the garden centre. Ta.

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MUSIC BLARES

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Oh, no, we don't want that.

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You ready for our trip out, Dot?

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There you go.

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Thank you, Abi.

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Yes, I've made a list. Thank you ever

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so much for offering to foot the bill, Jack.

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It's times like these when the community has to pull together.

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It's only a couple of plants.

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I mean, poor Denise.

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She's up before the beat for attempting to keep the peace.

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I don't know what the world's coming to.

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Oh, and I've come across an atlas of your father's.

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You know, I thought it would help you plan the route.

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Yeah, well, there's no need. It's all planned in there.

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What's that? One of them transistors?

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No. It's a sat nav, Grandma.

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What?

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Does all the thinking for you.

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-Oh, does it?

-PHONE RINGS

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Well, I think I'll take the atlas with me, just in case.

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Jack Branning.

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When?

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HE SIGHS

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Yeah, all right, I'll be right over.

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-Ricky's been sick in assembly.

-Oh, no.

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-We're going to have to postpone this trip.

-Oh, never mind.

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Can you hold on to Matthew and I'll pick him up on the way back?

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-Course I will.

-Cheers, Dot.

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Oh, Jack, you've left your gadget here...

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Oh, dear.

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So are you going to see Bex again?

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You're going to be late for school.

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There's plenty of time yet.

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I don't know. It depends.

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On what?

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I like to keep my options open.

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I wouldn't wait around.

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She's had most of the boys in Year 11.

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Er, that's my niece you're talking about.

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All right. Keep your wig on.

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I've got to admit, she's pretty hot.

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She's not...all that.

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And we've got the same interests, you know. Music and films...

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Dennis. Would you go and get your schoolbag?

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See this last girl I was seeing was just a little bit older.

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She came with all this baggage.

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What happened to her?

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I got sick of her messing me around.

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Right, that's it.

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You either leave now or I'm going to call Sharon.

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Like she's coming back off holiday for you.

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-Talk about menopausal.

-What was that?

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Come on, Dennis. Time to go.

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Hold up. I'll come with you.

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Where are you going?

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I'll do my thing. You do yours.

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What time is it?

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It is...08.35.

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Well, I'm going to ring them just to check it's coming today.

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Just relax, will you? It'll be here.

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Look at us, eh? Living in one room.

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It's like living back in the homeless shelter.

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Well, today that's going to change, ain't it?

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Cos today, this place becomes a home.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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This is it!

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You don't think we should've got something cheaper, do you?

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You want this place looking nice, don't you?

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Yeah, well, you know, it's just that we ain't got any plates or forks.

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Or anywhere to sit.

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I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I'm starting

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to miss Sharon.

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You know, you put a cup down and the next thing,

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it was washed up and in the cupboard. It was like magic.

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Who needs chairs and tables

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when we've got this little beauty?!

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Priorities, Jay. Priorities.

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You know everyone at school's talking about her?

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It's just as well she's got you as her best friend, right?

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Talk of the devil.

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I'll catch you later.

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All right?

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You all right?

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Not really.

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Why? What's happened?

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You know, I've been in London for over

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a week and I still haven't been on that big wheel.

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You mean the London Eye?

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Is that an offer?

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I've got school.

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This is educational, isn't it? Come on.

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You'd rather hang with those plastics than me?

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-If my dad finds out I'm...

-You ever watched Ferris Bueller?

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-No.

-Well, that's something else we can do today.

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Can I borrow your phone for just a second?

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Wait. What are you doing? Preston, no, no!

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Preston! No.

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Hello, mate. This is Martin Fowler here...

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I'm afraid my daughter Rebecca won't be in today. All right, mate.

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Stop, stop, Give it back.

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Looks like transatlantic relations are improving.

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Have they? I hadn't noticed.

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Can I... Can I ask you something?

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I really should be getting back...

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How do I seem to you?

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How do you mean?

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When you look at me, do you think I'm unhealthy?

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You look fine, Ian.

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You see? And that from a woman with a university degree.

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'Current location - Albert Square.'

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Hello. My name is Branning. Dorothy Branning, Mrs.

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I don't think she can hear you, Grandma.

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Who is she?

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She's just a voice from the computer, isn't she?

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But how does she know where I am?

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Well, it's all controlled by satellite.

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What, you mean she's up there in space?

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I suppose.

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'Please enter your destination.'

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A very polite woman, isn't she?

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What are you doing with it anyway?

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Nothing.

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I was just sitting here minding my own business and all of

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a sudden she started talking to me.

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I think it's best you probably just switch it off.

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I'll see you later.

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Don't eat no crisps on the way home.

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Cos I've got a couple of chops for your evening meal.

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Hello...

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'Please enter your destination.'

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The garden centre, please. It's just off the ring road.

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I just think it's ridiculous.

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To think she'd have to come here for this.

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I'll try my very best to sort this out once and for all.

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Excuse me, Your Honour.

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Kim, Kim...

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What? It's all right, Pops. I've seen LA Law and The Good Wife.

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I know what I'm doing.

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And you are?

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Kimberley Fox-Hubbard. Attorney to the Defence.

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Kim. Kim. Sit down.

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You do know that she's doing a GCSE? Poetry, books and that.

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A proper brainbox is our Denise.

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I suggest either you sit down now or I'll have you removed from court.

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You can take our lives, but you will never take our freedom!

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Innit, Dee?

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I'm going down.

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In view of your guilty plea and the minor nature of the assault,

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the sentence will be a conditional discharge of

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a period of 12 months.

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12 months?! You hear that, Pops?

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They're going to lock her up.

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Kim, Kim, she is free to go.

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That is assuming you keep your big mouth shut.

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You will pay compensation to the victim in the sum of £50.

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That's a disgrace.

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You are also required to pay £135

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towards the cost of the case as well as

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a victim surcharge of £20.

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A victim surcharge?

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So he can go around tearing up gardens,

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but I'm the one that's got to pay compensation?

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You cannot take the law into your own hands.

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Even if you were provoked.

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Is that the price you pay for taking pride in your community, is it?

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The total outstanding is £205.

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Can this be paid today?

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Kim, pay the woman. Cos I'm done here.

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Plastic any good?

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DOOR BUZZER

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Hello?

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Yeah, come in.

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What are you all doing here?

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Well, we thought we'd give you a hand packing up.

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Right, a pity party, more like.

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You're joking, ain't you? You've got some good stuff here.

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I thought I'd nab the best bits.

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Look, Whit, Lee might be gone. But we're still here.

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Yep. And we ain't going anywhere.

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What do you want me to do with this?

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Bin it.

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It's not like it brought me any good luck, is it?

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I get to choose what we watch on Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays.

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And you get to choose all the other nights.

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Yes, but don't you think we should be sorting the cleaning and

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stuff out first?

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That's why we're getting people in. They can do all that.

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We're going to be landlords, Jay.

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We've got to start making our own rules.

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Erm, shouldn't you be at work?

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Yeah, but we had to wait for a delivery this morning, didn't we?

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That reminds me.

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I've got a yucca plant for you back at home.

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I can go back and get it if you like.

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The thing is...we've still got some unpacking to do.

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Well, you can still unpack, can't you?

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-And I can spring-clean the place.

-Oh, would you? That would be...

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Actually, Mum. It's all sorted now.

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Another time, though, yeah?

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OK. Suit yourself.

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What are you doing?

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This is our pad. We do it our way.

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Double espresso, please. And a bacon sarnie on brown.

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You can't be hungry, Ian?

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You only had your breakfast a couple of hours ago.

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I've done an entire stock-take since then.

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Do you know, he always had a big appetite.

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He used to go crazy for my banana Angel Delight.

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I do not have a big appetite!

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Says the man on his second breakfast of the day.

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-On brown.

-What difference does that make?

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Mum, if I want your input, I'll ask for it.

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I hope you gave them what for.

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50 quid fine, criminal record and court fees.

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All you were doing was protecting our property.

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Yeah, well, you try telling that to the magistrate.

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Yeah, it still doesn't give you the right to assault someone though,

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-does it?

-It does in my book.

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Look, I don't like the boy. But he is just a kid.

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Er. Excuse me. Whose side are you on?

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No. Carmel's right. I should never have hit him.

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I blame the parents myself.

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Don't have a pop at me.

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It's got to come from somewhere, though, hasn't it?

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-What's that supposed to mean?

-Well, if they don't learn respect at home,

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how else are they supposed to learn it?

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For goodness' sake, Denise...

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I think I'm going to get back to my stall.

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-Yeah. I'll come with you.

-This is our home.

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Maybe there are some more important things in the world.

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Such as?

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All I'm saying is, you have been through so much this year.

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Oh, don't you dare pull that one on me!

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All I'm saying is, you should be thinking about you.

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-Whatever happened to giving back?

-That is not what I meant.

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Maybe the graffiti on the Vic was right.

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We should send the Poles home.

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With any luck they'll take me with them.

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'At the next junction, turn left.'

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Thank you.

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She's ever so well spoken, ain't she, Matt?

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I don't suppose your daddy, he's talked to you about Lent, has he?

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No, of course he won't have done, you're far too little.

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It's all about Jesus, you see. Giving up his life for us.

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You know, so we could be let into heaven.

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So, we have to give up something for him.

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You're such a good boy. Sitting there in your special seat.

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Your real daddy, he'd be ever so proud of you.

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Let's have some music, shall we?

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-MUSIC STARTS

-There we are...

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What do you mean, they're getting close?

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I'm just saying you need to keep an eye on her, that's all.

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Preston seems like a nice kid. And anyway,

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Bex isn't going do anything stupid, is she?

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It's just...he can be a little impetuous at times.

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'Chelle, you're using long words again.

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Hot-headed. He's immature, Martin.

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Anything's got to be better than what she was seeing before.

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Something you want to say, Martin?

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No. Nothing you haven't heard already.

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Michelle. I've been looking for you.

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-Look, I saw this in the Gazette earlier.

-What's that?

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It's a teaching job for the local college.

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-Sounds right up your street.

-I'll look at it later.

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You want to hurry up, the closing date's tomorrow.

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I said I'd look at it, didn't I?

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-Everything all right, 'Chelle?

-Yeah, yeah, fine.

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Look, don't worry about Bex.

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If she has to be with someone, I'd rather it was Preston.

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-I can't believe you're scared of heights.

-I'm not.

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Then why wouldn't you go near the edge?

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Because I didn't want to spoil the view for you.

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I got you a little present.

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You are such a kid.

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OK, well, if you don't want him, I'll...

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I never said that. I never said that.

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Come here, give it, give it, give it.

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No, no, no.

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What is it?

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It's too soon...

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If this is what those girls are saying in school, just ignore them.

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You're beautiful. You know that?

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Shaks was mad to let you go.

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Oh, look, look, Matthew, look at all the lovely flowers,

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just waiting to burst into life when it's the start of spring.

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TROLLEY CRASHES

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Oh, I say, I hope we didn't dent nothing.

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Quick.

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Now we've got everything, haven't we?

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Look, we've got our little daffodils and our pansies. Oh, I love pansies.

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Ooh, what a handsome boy!

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He's my great-grandson.

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Oh! This is my husband Bob.

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Oh, how do you do?

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You don't look old enough.

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My Auntie Gwen, she swore by soap and water.

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None of these fancy moisturisers for her.

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Have you come for a day out at the garden centre?

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We drove here, didn't we, Matthew?

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With the help of that nice lady in the box.

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You know, the one what guides me from space.

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I think you're a marvel driving anywhere at your age.

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Age? Oh, it's just a state of mind.

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Anyway, I'm thinking of driving to Scotland in a few weeks' time.

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Visit my friend Nigel and his daughter Claire.

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The less said about her, the better.

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We'd better get back home, hadn't we?

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I promised him a slice of my Victoria sponge. Bye-bye.

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-Bye-bye.

-Now where do we go?

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It's funny, ain't it? I thought I had everything three months ago.

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I had a husband, I had this flat.

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Now everything I own is in that box.

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I could kill Lee for this.

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Maybe he's done me a favour. He's moved on with his life.

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Maybe I've just got to do the same.

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You never know, Mr Right might be just around the corner.

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No, I'm done with men.

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I don't mean women either.

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THEY LAUGH

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I just want some time by myself, you know?

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Do you want us to wait while you finish up?

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No, you're all right. Go on, you go.

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I'm just going to take a moment to say goodbye on my own.

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What is wrong with everyone, Patrick?

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When did people stop caring?

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People still care.

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It's just that they have different priorities, that's all.

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Just looking out for number one.

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It's not like everyone else is fighting for them, is it?

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So what are we supposed to do?

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We let the bullies win, do we?

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No, no, no, there are other ways to fight, you know.

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That graffiti outside the Vic. Does that remind you of anything?

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Remember those signs they used to stick up in the windows?

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"No Irish, no blacks, no dogs."

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I'd like to think that things have moved on since then.

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Have they? Because I don't see much acceptance out there.

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Yeah, well, people are angry.

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They've got every right to be.

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But surely that should mean we'd be pulling together?

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You know, those gardens, Patrick, they were

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a chance for people to have some sort of pride.

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No matter what else was going on in the world,

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right here there was something...beautiful.

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Yeah, you tried your best.

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And we failed.

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Maybe... Maybe Carmel is right, you know.

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Maybe it's time that you focus on you.

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OK, not you as well.

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I... I know you're grieving.

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Not in the conventional way, but a loss just the same.

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Oh, please don't.

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Please let someone else take up the fight now, man.

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PHONE RINGS

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Jay. Right, listen. What other stuff have you found?

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Cos I was thinking we could really do with some cushions.

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All right, calm down!

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You're where? I can't hear you, mate.

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You sound all muffled.

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All right, just stay where you are, yeah?

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I'll be there in a minute. All right? OK, just calm.

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Five minutes, boys.

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Bye, flat.

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Ben, I can't move my arms.

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Get me out! Come on.

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What you waiting for?

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-Stop wriggling, will you?

-What are you doing?

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Shut up and get me out.

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Jay's found a couple of teaspoons at the bottom of your bin.

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You don't mind, do you?

0:22:380:22:39

Er, hello? Oh, mate, honestly, it's really hurting now.

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-It's really hurting.

-No, go on, take what you like.

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Any chance you could stop yakking and get me out?

0:22:440:22:46

Yeah, all right! All right. Whit, give us a hand, will you?

0:22:460:22:49

-Hang on, Jay.

-You ready, bruv?

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It's all right, here she comes!

0:22:530:22:56

THEY LAUGH

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He's got his spoons. Brilliant!

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It's not funny.

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It is funny.

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I come down the stairs and your legs are sticking up, like that.

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This is what happens when I let him convince me to buy

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a flatscreen telly.

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-Where are you going?

-For a shower!

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How are you doing?

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Not you, an' all. Why can't everyone just leave me alone, eh?

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Because they care, Whit.

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Yeah.

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How did you do it? After Paul, I mean.

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Whit, you just learn to take each day as it comes.

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You've just got to look forward, haven't you?

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I hope so.

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You better be at our house-warming.

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LORD OF THE DANCE ON RADIO

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-'Turn around where possible.'

-SHE SINGS ALONG

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'Turn around where possible.'

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# Dance, then, wherever you may be

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# I am the lord of the dance, said he

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# And I'll lead you all wherever you may be

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# And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he... #

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-Cheers for the 50 quid.

-Bruv, just leave it, man.

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I'm going to get me some new trainers.

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You know, your mother must be so proud of you.

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She's dead, actually.

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Oh... I'm sorry.

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Your face! Mug!

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Is that the Walford Gazette?

0:25:070:25:09

Yeah, I'd like to speak to one of your reporters, please.

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Oh, gosh, Denise!

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You're wrong, Patrick. This is my fight.

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Applying for that new job, are you?

0:25:190:25:21

You see? It's all about positive thinking.

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TEXT ALERT

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Sorry, Kath.

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You all right, Ian? What you having?

0:25:440:25:46

-A beer, please, Mick.

-And a bag of cheese and onion?

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Why do you say that?

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That's what you usually have.

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-No, just the beer today, please.

-Oh, OK.

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Listen, can I, erm, ask you a question, man to man?

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Why don't I like the sound of this?

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Do you think I've put weight on?

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Well, you're big boned, do you know what I mean?

0:26:040:26:06

Come on. Be honest.

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Yeah, no, you have put a bit of timber on, yeah,

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but you know what, it happens to the best of us.

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That's why I'm out there every morning, having a jog, you know.

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-You look all right to me.

-You ain't seen me naked.

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You know, without my L about...I'm getting a lot less exercise,

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you know what I mean?

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That makes two of us.

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I'm sorry. I weren't thinking.

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I just enjoy my food, don't I.

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I mean, it's not a crime, is it?

0:26:300:26:32

No!

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Listen, you're on this Earth once, you munch away, you munch away.

0:26:330:26:37

You, erm, saw me in the changing rooms

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when we went swimming together, yeah?

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Erm...

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I weren't looking. I weren't really.

0:26:450:26:48

Yeah, but if you didn't know me, right,

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and you...and you copped an eyeful...

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I mean...

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..would you be interested?

0:26:550:26:57

Erm...

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Oh, here he is. Where you been? Chips. Your chips, an' all.

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We'll pick this conversation up and finish it off...

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GIGGLING

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What are you doing home?

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'Turn around where possible.

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'Turn around where possible.'

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I can't turn around.

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'Turn around where possible.

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-'Turn around where possible.'

-Oh, shut up, you're confusing me.

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'At the next junction, turn right.'

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HORNS BLARE

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HORN BLARES

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