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14/03/2017

Mick throws himself into turning things around for the Carters. Stacey does her best to help Bex.


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Oh, morning, boy. You couldn't cover the lunch shift for me, could you,

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while I go and see my mum?

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What about Tracey?

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She's taken her Tom on holiday.

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Yeah, so it's all hands on deck,

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so we're going to hoist up that sail,

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we're going to go full speed ahead, and we're going to start on Friday.

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We're going to start on Friday because it's St Patrick's Day,

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and it's impossible not to earn,

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and we're going to go big, so get the word out.

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Listen, girl, we're having a party. You know that, don't you?

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I think she's just hungry.

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Oh, do you know what? Lauren was complaining, actually,

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that they don't let her get very creative at work,

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so I'm sure she'd knock you up a flyer, mate's rates.

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Yeah, well, when I say big, I mean, like, you know, cheap big.

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Know what I mean? It's like my mum's doing double bird to save my Aris,

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so the least we can do is tighten our purse strings

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-so she's got a business to come out to.

-Yeah.

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Johnny, I want you to download some of that Daniel O'Donnell music,

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I'll sort out the flyers,

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and then hopefully we can get rid of these poxy things.

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Actually, you might want to leave that there - they've forecast rain.

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Brilliant(!)

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PHONE BUZZES

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JOHNNY WHISTLES Come on, girl.

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Mick? It's Teen. Can you have Mum in the Vic today, please?

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She was playing up all day and...

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-CLATTERING

-Just call me back.

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Mum! Mum!

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I can't find my curlers.

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You're not going to find them in the kitchen cupboards, are you?

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I've looked everywhere else. What've you done with them?

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Nothing.

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-TINA SIGHS

-Put your shoes on.

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I'm taking you to work.

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Work?

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Well, I can't leave you here, can I?

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Ah. Good morning.

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Is it?

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Our kids are munching on dry cereal cos someone's used all the milk.

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Yeah, I'm sorry, I was going to bring some over,

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I just completely forgot.

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Yeah, well, maybe you should have - you could've said hello to Bex.

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You barely spoke to her all weekend.

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I've said everything I need to say to her.

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The sooner she goes back to school, the better.

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Right. Blueberries, ladies and gents!

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Get your kale, get your spinach...

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Healthy munch for your lunch. Want a bit, sir?

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A bit of... No?

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There it is, mate.

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-What time do you call this?

-Sorry...

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Oh, you are kidding me?

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I've got no-one else to look after her now, you know,

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Shirley ain't here.

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OK. Just keep an eye on her, yeah.

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Thanks, Kath.

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Right, behave. All right?

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Right, I got Martin to stock up on superfoods -

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all we need for a nice, healthy breakfast.

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We?

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Yeah. Well, you did say you were going to help me

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beat this diabetes together, didn't you?

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All right, there you go.

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Bottoms up.

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Ugh.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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That tastes worse than it looks, Ian.

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I'm sure we'll get used to it.

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Well, here's one thing you'll certainly be doing on your own.

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Look.

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How much?

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Uh-uh! You can't put a price on health,

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and you know the doctor said you needed to exercise as well. Look...

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Yeah, well, I'm on my feet all day in the restaurant, ain't I?

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But I'm going to go see a supplier. See you in a bit.

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Oh, save that - I'll drink it later.

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DOOR CLOSES

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-Are you all right?

-Mm-hmm.

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Seriously? What did he do, draw it left-handed?

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Don't. I think he's proud of them.

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He couldn't wait to start leafletting that market.

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Erm, he asked me to phone the engineer about this sticking till

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and I cannot find the number.

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Oh, it'll be in the kitchen drawer.

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Thanks.

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Nice one, Dad -

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artistically challenged and illiterate.

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Why aren't you dressed?

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-Oi!

-You have to go to school.

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I mean it, you're not pulling a sickie on my watch.

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I'll start walking you in again.

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Chill out, will you?

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I'm going.

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-Got something to tell my mates, ain't I?

-What do you mean?

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About my new trainers.

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-What did you think I meant?

-Oh, just go.

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These unbranded packets aren't very attractive.

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Ain't that the point?

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Anyway, you won't be shifting as many of them now Shirl's banged up.

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Oh, I hope she's all right.

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You know, I saw this fly-on-the-wall from inside a women's prison.

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The things they got up to...

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Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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-HONEY CLEARS HER THROAT

-Oh.

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-All right?

-All right?

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Top of the morning to you, ladies.

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Erm... Can I leave some of these in here?

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Course you can.

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It's the best Paddy's party this side of Kilburn. Fancy it?

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Yeah.

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Well, as long as it's within licensing hours.

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Ta-ta.

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Take no notice of her.

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Fish-and-chip paper, babe.

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It's good to see you're carrying on.

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Should be fun.

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If you get rid of all them, then the first drink's on me, girl.

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-All right?

-Aw...

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Um, Mick, shouldn't "crack" be spelt differently?

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It's C-R-A-I-C. It's Irish.

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-What?

-Yeah. I have to double-check all my Billy's obituaries.

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Last week he described a much-loved father as a "much-loved fatter".

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Shut up?

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Yeah. What would you men do without us, eh?

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Yeah...

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-HONEY GIGGLES

-Yeah, ta-ta.

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See you, babe.

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It' all right, love, it's only me.

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I thought you were at the restaurant.

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I forgot some paperwork.

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I... I just bumped into Vincent.

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He was asking if I was going to come for a run with him and Mick.

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-Really? What did you say?

-Yeah.

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I said, the next time my wife calls, to ignore her.

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Well, I just thought, you know, it would be...

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it would be cheaper than a gym.

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I get enough exercise at the restaurant, OK?

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Oh, come on, Ian...

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And...I haven't got any trainers.

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-Ian! That is the worst excuse...

-Bye!

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..I have ever, ever heard! DOOR SLAMS

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SHE SIGHS

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Bex, that was the school on the phone.

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They're letting you go back tomorrow.

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They said it's all resolved,

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but you've got to go into isolation or something.

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Sounds like a punishment, but it could be worse, couldn't it?

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Yeah. Yeah, I suppose.

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Right. Let's put it all behind us, then, yeah?

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Go on, ring your dad. Tell him the good news.

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Oh, he's still got my phone.

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He's treating me like a little naughty kid.

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Oh... Well, don't worry, I'll have a word with him.

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FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS

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Mick, I've just had a phone call about

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-a birthday booking for next week.

-Seriously?

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Yeah, the bloke's coming in this lunchtime to check us out.

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-MICK SIGHS

-That means cancelling Mum, though.

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That's all right. It's fine, I've got it. You go.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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OK, DEFCON One on the bar.

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I want you to polish it to within an inch of its life, yeah?

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WHITNEY LAUGHS

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Johnny, would you mind getting that for me?

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Sure.

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Oh, a bit of top-shelf reading for Ian?

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I might have a little look at the pictures myself.

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Do you reckon these'll be cheaper at CostMart?

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Well, everything's cheaper there.

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Actually, erm, if you're going that way,

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would you pick something up for me?

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Sure.

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Dad's got us on an economy drive.

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Yeah, he must be finding things hard.

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Weirdly, he's gone all blitz spirit -

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"Keep calm and carry on."

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Better put these back.

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The school called.

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It's all settled down now, so they're letting Shaki back tomorrow.

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Oh, that's... That's great.

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Well, no thanks to your brotherly advice.

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I can't believe it came to this.

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Anyway, at least they're putting him in isolation,

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which keeps him away from that Keegan.

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And what about Bex?

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Yeah, and her too.

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No, I mean how come they're letting Shaki back and not her?

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-What Shaki did was stupid...

-You think?

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Yeah, but it was Bex who started it.

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Oh, change the record, Carmel.

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Martin!

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Can you believe this? They're letting Shaki back to school.

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Yeah, and Bex. The school just rung the house.

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Right, so can we just... Can we draw a line under this now, please?

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Yeah, and...and maybe we can arrange another gran day with Arthur?

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One step at a time.

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Kush is right, Martin. We need to move on.

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Yeah, maybe with Bex, so we can get things back to normal, eh?

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Right, so she can her phone back, then?

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No chance.

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She's learnt her lesson - getting back to normal means trusting her.

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But it's all the other idiots, though, isn't it?

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I get that you want to protect her,

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but she ain't a little girl any more, Martin. Come on.

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HE SIGHS

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-I asked for a tea!

-DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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There you go, girls. Dust off your Flatley trotters

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and get yourselves over to the Vic, Friday. Yeah?

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Oh, Kath, you don't mind me drumming up

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a bit of business in here, do you?

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No, no. Of course not.

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This isn't how you spell "craic".

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Do you know what, Sylv? You're bang on.

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You... You ready, Teen, or...?

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For what?

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We're going to visit Shirl.

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Well, you never said.

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Cos I ain't going.

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What?

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I've got her, haven't I?

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Yeah, but it's all been arranged.

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Oh, right, so when I want something you don't call me back, but when

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you want something, I'm just expected to drop everything, yeah?

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I'm sorry, all right?

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I'm sorry... I've been busy.

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Yeah, well, so am I.

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Look, Tina, you go, OK? Go on. I'll look after Sylvie.

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Thanks, Kath. I appreciate it.

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Please, Teen. Please.

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Oh...

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Mum, Kath's going to look after you

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-whilst I go and visit Shirl, all right?

-I want to see her.

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You can see her when she gets out.

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Thanks.

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DOOR OPENS

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You're being extra nice.

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Well, your....

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your family's going through a bit of a tough time just now.

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SHE SIGHS

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SPOON CLINKS

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hi, Sharon.

-'The school's called. Denny's ill.'

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But the school's got my number, why would they ring you?

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'Well, it doesn't matter. Was he ill in the night?'

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No, he was fine this morning. I wouldn't have sent him in if he wasn't.

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'Well, can you go straight away?'

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-Of course. Course.

-'Thanks.'

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-I'll go down there now.

-'Give him my love.'

-All right.

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SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

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-Mummy!

-Hello.

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Come here.

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Oh...

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Teen?

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They said no touching.

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I've been looking forward to a decent chat -

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all you get in here is grunts and farts.

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Yeah, and now you've got to do it for twice as long.

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Might only be six weeks with good behaviour.

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-Yeah, but it's not what we agreed to, is it?

-Hey, just relax.

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I've been to worse holiday camps than this.

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You get three decent meals a day, showers...

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Even got a telly in my room.

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Do you have to share?

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Yeah, with a girl called Debbie.

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And what's she in for?

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She murdered her mother.

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Seriously?

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No.

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In for shoplifting.

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She's a real sweetie.

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I had murders getting this in here.

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Must be our ugly boats - offensive weapons.

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How's Mum?

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Like you care.

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-You abandoned us.

-What choice did I have?

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One of us had to cop for it, and, weighing everything up,

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it was best for the family that it was me.

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And we're going to make it worthwhile, OK?

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We've got a birthday bash booked, and a St Patrick's night,

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and I've leafletted the life out of the Square.

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I'm going to get some extra barrels of the black stuff...

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Have you thought about selling the freehold,

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instead of throwing good money after bad?

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Shut up. I'm not losing the Vic.

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Have you spoke to Linda about this?

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Of course he hasn't. She ain't got a clue that he's here.

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What are you talking about? That's not true.

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She knows you're in here.

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Yeah, but you didn't tell her

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it's cos you couldn't actually afford the fine.

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I bet she ain't got a clue that you're up to your eyeballs in debt.

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I bet she don't even know that Lee's gone...

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She's got enough on her plate with Elaine, all right?

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-She don't need this and all.

-Well, what about what we need?

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Tina's right.

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We need all the support we can get right now,

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and that includes you.

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No, no. No, no, I... I can do this.

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-I can turn this round.

-KNOCKING ON TABLE

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Right now, I need some fresh air.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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I've run the iron over it for you.

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Thanks.

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And...

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MUSIC: Naive by The Kooks

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Now, I've told your dad he can trust you again, so prove me right, yeah?

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Thank you, Stacey.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Oh, someone's popular.

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The only messages I get are, like, spam PPI claims

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and fruity ones from your dad when he's had one too many at the Vic.

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Oh, Bex, don't take any notice of it.

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Yeah, right. It's all anyone is going to be talking about.

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Well, yeah, if they want to be childish.

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Be the better person.

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Easy for you to say.

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Yeah, because I know that you are mature and you are talented.

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I know that it seems like the end of the world, but it's what you

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do with the rest of your life that's important, not school.

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Don't tell your dad I said that.

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# I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking

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# True or false, it may be... #

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Oh, no, you don't.

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If you're really not well, you can go to bed.

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Aw, are you missing him?

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Has he got a new girlfriend?

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I said, go to bed if you're ill.

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Oh, I feel better now. Let's hope it don't come back tomorrow.

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SHE SIGHS

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Bit of advice -

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forget the family.

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What?

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The more you think about them,

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the harder it is to get through your stretch.

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Well, maybe yours ain't worth thinking about.

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I was playing nice. I don't have to.

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It's your choice.

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Don't threaten me. I've got friends in here.

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Is that right?

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Well, let's hope your friends are bigger than my friends.

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I don't know about you, but I could really do with a drink.

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I have to get back to Mum.

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Go and get her and bring her over, Johnny'll keep his eye on her.

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We'll have a laugh.

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Maybe.

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Listen, we're going to get through this, all right?

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SIREN WAILS

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Get away from me!

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Look, no-one is trying to poison you!

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Mum! Mum! Hey!

0:17:300:17:33

Who are you calling Mum?

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It's me, Tina, your daughter.

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You mean Shirley...

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Give me the pan. Give me the pan!

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That's it.

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Come on.

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Let's sit you down and make you a nice cup of tea, yeah?

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I was just making her some lunch.

0:17:490:17:51

You didn't tell me she gets violent.

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It's only when she's confused.

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Tina, I am sorry, but it's not going to work having her here.

0:17:570:17:59

No, it has to. I'm the only one she's got.

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You know, it doesn't have to be like this.

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There are professionals who are trained to

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look after people like your mum.

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I ain't putting her back in a home.

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Listen, you have been so dedicated,

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and you have really looked after her,

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but maybe you've done all you can.

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You know, from now on, she's only going to get worse.

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What about if I left her at home and I went and checked on her,

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like, every hour?

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I don't know...

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Please, Kath. It's just until Shirley gets out.

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# Na-na-na-na

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# La-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# Da-da-da La-la-la... #

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PHONE CHIMES

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-GIRLS SINGING OVER THE VIDEO:

-# I'm so sad and lonely

0:18:550:18:57

# My ex is so over me

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# I slept with him and now he's moved on

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# I just guess I'll sit and cry

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# And then write a really lame, sad song

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CRUEL LAUGHTER

0:19:050:19:07

# And then I... #

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SHE SNIFFLES

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SHE EXHALES

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SHE SNIFFLES

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'I'm not fooled any more...'

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Turn that down, please.

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I'm nearly on the last level.

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I don't care, it goes down or it goes off.

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-'Talk about your quicksand...'

-TV GETS LOUDER

0:19:420:19:43

'..I've definitely got a sinking feeling right now.'

0:19:430:19:46

-You're such a little...

-Ah!

-TV GOES QUIET

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No, no. Don't try pulling that one again.

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You are going to school tomorrow.

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What if Mum knew Preston was staying?

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-She wouldn't believe you.

-Are you sure about that?

0:19:530:19:55

Are you really going to go there just for a day off school?

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Oh, I don't want a day off school.

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I've seen a really cool jacket, and it'll go well with my trainers.

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TV VOLUME INCREASES

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MUSIC: Baby Love by The Supremes

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You can't go in the kitchen any more, you understand?

0:20:120:20:15

I need my curlers!

0:20:150:20:16

Well, they're not in there.

0:20:160:20:18

-Well, what've you done with them?

-Nothing!

0:20:180:20:19

But where are they? I want my curlers, where are they?

0:20:190:20:22

Mum! Mum, they'll be in your bedroom.

0:20:220:20:23

Shall we have a little look for them?

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After we've had a cuppa.

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Uh-uh. What did I just say?!

0:20:260:20:28

-DOOR THUMPS CLOSED

-You can't go in there.

0:20:280:20:30

-I'm not a prisoner.

-Look, Mum, this is for your own good.

0:20:300:20:33

Don't pretend you care about me.

0:20:330:20:34

No, it is either this or you go into a care home.

0:20:340:20:38

But this is my home!

0:20:380:20:40

Yeah... No, of course it is.

0:20:400:20:42

-Of course it is.

-SYLVIE SOBS

0:20:420:20:44

Look, Mick said we could go over to the Vic later...

0:20:440:20:46

No! No, I'm staying here!

0:20:460:20:51

-Hey...

-Don't take me away!

0:20:510:20:52

Don't...

0:20:520:20:54

Please don't. Don't take me away.

0:20:540:20:57

SYLVIE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY

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Hey, hey.

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-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...

-SYLVIE SOBS

0:21:010:21:04

How was Shirley?

0:21:050:21:06

What do you think? Queen bee of the wing already.

0:21:060:21:08

Whit, this is very important.

0:21:080:21:10

I'm doing a food list,

0:21:100:21:12

now, are you sure this geezer wants to cater for 60 people?

0:21:120:21:14

Yeah, definitely, and he's dropping the deposit in tonight.

0:21:140:21:17

He loved the place -

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reckons he's going to put a grand up for a free bar.

0:21:180:21:20

Yes. Looks like we're back in the game, boy!

0:21:200:21:22

Oh, Jane asked me to get you these.

0:21:220:21:25

What?

0:21:250:21:26

No excuses now, Dad.

0:21:260:21:28

Oh, you're having a laugh, ain't you? Look at these.

0:21:280:21:32

Who are you, the new Mo Farah?

0:21:320:21:33

Doubt it. Not in them. Oh, this is Jane -

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she's trying to get me to go out for a run with you and Vincent.

0:21:350:21:38

Oh, no, I've got too much on here. I can't be pounding them streets.

0:21:380:21:40

Oh, what a shame. Have you got the receipt?

0:21:400:21:42

Well, you could always come with me, Dad.

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Joy.

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Oh, Mick, you can count on me and Lauren for this on Friday night.

0:21:470:21:50

-Good man.

-That's going to be a good little earner for you.

0:21:500:21:52

That's just the start.

0:21:520:21:53

-We've got a big birthday bash next week, ain't we, babe?

-Yeah.

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We just picked one up as well - booked it this afternoon.

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60 covers for a buffet and a grand behind the bar.

0:21:580:22:01

IAN CHUCKLES

0:22:010:22:04

He did say he had to look at one more place.

0:22:040:22:06

More drinks?

0:22:100:22:12

-Yeah.

-Yeah, yeah. Just a couple of Diet Cokes.

0:22:120:22:15

Last of the big spenders, eh?

0:22:150:22:17

Whit, I thought you said you spoke to the engineer about this thing?

0:22:250:22:30

Yeah, I did. He said he fixed it.

0:22:300:22:32

He charged us 50 quid for it.

0:22:320:22:35

Did he?

0:22:350:22:36

MICK THUMPS ON THE TILL

0:22:380:22:40

I tell you what, this...

0:22:400:22:41

Mick.

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Mick!

0:22:430:22:44

TILL CRASHES

0:22:440:22:46

Leave him.

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Have we still got that spare till?

0:22:560:22:58

MUSIC: If I Could Change Your Mind by Haim

0:22:590:23:01

Lauren's giving Lil and Arthur their tea.

0:23:010:23:03

I thought we'd have a bit of adult time.

0:23:030:23:06

Wow. Now, you see, that, that I like the sound of.

0:23:060:23:10

-STACEY CHUCKLES

-Bex!

0:23:100:23:13

I thought you said it was going to be a bit of adult time?

0:23:130:23:15

Yeah, I did. We're going to start treating her like one.

0:23:150:23:18

The minute she turned her phone on, she got a load of abusive messages.

0:23:180:23:21

Well, from who?

0:23:210:23:23

From Shaki?

0:23:230:23:24

All right. Bex!

0:23:240:23:25

See?

0:23:250:23:27

There you go again, flying in with your bat cape -

0:23:270:23:29

you ain't even got a clue what you're doing.

0:23:290:23:31

I've just told her to rise above it.

0:23:310:23:34

Martin, she needs your support, not a hard time.

0:23:340:23:37

Hey.

0:23:370:23:38

Hiya.

0:23:380:23:39

-I'm going to do the drinks.

-OK, thank you.

0:23:390:23:42

Look, Bex, I'm sorry if I've been on your back.

0:23:440:23:47

No, it's cool. You were just looking out for me.

0:23:470:23:50

Yeah, I know, I know, but I...

0:23:500:23:51

I should have been more supportive.

0:23:510:23:53

And that, hearing about you...

0:23:540:23:57

taking the pictures of yourself...

0:23:570:23:59

I mean, it was quite shocking, but it's your life,

0:23:590:24:02

and I have to accept that.

0:24:020:24:05

Thanks, Dad.

0:24:050:24:06

And you were right,

0:24:060:24:08

the most important thing is to make the most of it...

0:24:080:24:13

so I'm not going back to school.

0:24:130:24:15

What?

0:24:160:24:17

I'm going to do an apprenticeship.

0:24:170:24:19

I've been looking into music technology.

0:24:190:24:21

Well, you can stop, cos you ain't throwing away your education away.

0:24:210:24:24

But I'll be putting my education to a practical use,

0:24:240:24:26

while getting paid for doing something that I want.

0:24:260:24:28

Oh, come on, grow up.

0:24:280:24:29

They'll have you making cups of tea for less than minimum wage.

0:24:290:24:32

-You can't stop me.

-I can. Of course I can, and I will.

0:24:320:24:35

Look, that little thing of yours, it ain't going to happen.

0:24:350:24:37

Well, I'm not a kid any more!

0:24:370:24:39

I took them photos because, yes, I am interested in sex,

0:24:390:24:43

the same as you, Stacey and every other adult, because I am one.

0:24:430:24:46

I can make my own decisions.

0:24:460:24:49

Brilliant.

0:24:510:24:52

Thanks for that.

0:24:520:24:54

# Pass right by me

0:24:540:24:56

# Your eyes are enough to remind me

0:24:560:24:59

# Visions of our love... #

0:24:590:25:01

WATER TRICKLES FROM ROOF

0:25:010:25:03

RAIN SPLASHES

0:25:050:25:07

Um...

0:25:100:25:12

Johnny said it was all right to come up.

0:25:120:25:15

I've, erm... I've got another till at the restaurant, if you want it.

0:25:200:25:25

Look, Mick, I...

0:25:300:25:32

I know what you're going through, OK? I mean...

0:25:320:25:34

I've fallen on hard times myself.

0:25:340:25:36

It's got nothing to do with luck.

0:25:380:25:41

This is down to me.

0:25:410:25:42

Just give me some space, yeah?

0:25:450:25:47

RAIN SPLASHES

0:25:500:25:52

I doesn't mean a thing to me...

0:25:560:25:58

Up today the Quiz Park Rangers.

0:25:580:26:00

This team all met while studying and sharing the same halls of residence

0:26:000:26:03

at Bristol University. Now the university days are behind them,

0:26:030:26:07

they spend their time socialising,

0:26:070:26:09

playing five-a-side football and taking part in pub quizzes,

0:26:090:26:12

so nothing's really changed. Let's meet...

0:26:120:26:15

Shirley won't be inside for long, will she?

0:26:150:26:18

Look, I called the police to get Babe,

0:26:180:26:20

not to destroy the whole family.

0:26:200:26:22

Why don't you just take that till to Mick anyway?

0:26:220:26:24

That's the least of his problems!

0:26:240:26:25

Did you see how fast all those punters left?

0:26:250:26:27

And you - no more surprise gifts, thank you very much.

0:26:270:26:29

Is Mick OK?

0:26:290:26:31

-If lobbing a till over your bar equals OK, yeah.

-Oh...

0:26:310:26:34

Ian, what are you doing back here? Why didn't you stay and talk to him?

0:26:340:26:37

I tried, love, OK? He wouldn't even look me in the eye.

0:26:370:26:40

He's in a dark place. He's not going to listen to me, is he?

0:26:400:26:43

Don't just sit there - go and stick the kettle on, will you?

0:26:430:26:46

-Hi. Do you want a cup of tea?

-Yeah.

0:26:550:26:57

-Yeah?

-OK...

0:26:570:26:58

SHE SIGHS

0:26:580:27:00

PHONE RINGS

0:27:020:27:04

Um, hi, Linda.

0:27:070:27:09

'Hi, Jane. Oh, this is a nice surprise.'

0:27:090:27:12

Yeah.

0:27:120:27:14

Yeah, erm...

0:27:140:27:15

I think you'd better come home.

0:27:180:27:19

'Why? What's happened?'

0:27:190:27:21

It's Mick...

0:27:230:27:24

RAIN SPLASHES

0:27:260:27:28

MICK SOBS

0:27:330:27:35