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I'm sorry, Lenny, I'm going into business with my brother. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Really? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
-Charlie... Zinnie. -Hiya, nice to meet you. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Nice to be met, Charlie. He's cute, I can see why you went for him. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
Here's a little something that just might soften the blow. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Aw, come on, a few minutes more you'd have been dragging me in the bedroom. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
You really believe that, don't you? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
She's so old. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Compensation, what's wrong with that? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
The guy's an addict, you do not give drug addicts money. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
I'm dancing if you're asking. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Want one? It's for the arcade. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-Thanks, son. -Excuse me... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
All right, mate? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh, come on! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Where's she put it? Oh! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
You all right? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Romeo's chocolate spread? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Thanks. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-Sleep well? -Let's see. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
30 years old, single parent, no job, no house, living with my mum. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Yeah...slept like a dream. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
It's not that bad living here, is it? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Just...not how I thought my life would turn out. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
-Mummy! -Coming. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
If you call the reception, we'll fix you up an appointment. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
We can talk through the results. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Today if possible. Call me when you get this if you have any questions. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Thanks. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
-Hey, don't finish them! -Too late. You need to lose weight anyway. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
You looked in the mirror lately?! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Excuse me, I was listening to that. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
You can hear it in space. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Was that meant to be amusing? -If it was, it fell woefully short. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
I wasn't talking to you. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, please. Can we have some peace in the mornings? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
If you want a lift to sports camp you need to come now. Where's Conor? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-Handing out leaflets. -What? He'll be late. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-No, he won't. -Where have you been? -I was doing some work for Uncle Gabriel. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Did he pay you? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
-Fiver. -What? -You had your chance. -Is he still looking for someone? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
-No! Keep that money somewhere safe. -Gonna spend it in the arcade later. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
No, you're not. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Gabe says these games are going to be well good. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Get your stuff together, we need to move. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
I've not finished my breakfast yet. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Move! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
So. Any plans for the day? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Nope. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
No luck with the job hunting, then? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Doesn't look like it. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Yeah, well, you could make a bit more effort. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
That food doesn't pay for itself, you know. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
So, now I'm a sponger? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
So much for being family! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
You're very welcome here, you know that. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-But we all have to pull our weight. -OK, OK... I get it! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
So, if Gabriel's looking for new workers, maybe you could drop over there? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Me? Work in an arcade? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Just a thought. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
-TELEVISION PLAYS -That's you told. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
It's got to be good for business though, eh? Attracting folk into the area. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
Aye, but what kind of folk? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
First the treatment centre, now this. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
The whole area's turning into a ned-magnet. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Gabriel has assured me that he won't be standing for any nonsense. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:14 | |
But I can't help thinking that in the present climate, anything that encourages gambling is a bad idea. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:21 | |
Morning, campers. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-Can I interest you in a wee promotional leaflet? -Och away you go, you think I'd be interested! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-Never say never, Liz. -Raymond! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
His master's voice. Good luck the day. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Thanks, mate. It's going to be a blast. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Any sign of trouble, I'll be straight on the phone to the council about your licence. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Relax, you won't even know we're here. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Eileen! -In here. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Good of you to join me. -I was just... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
The dishwasher's bust again, | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
plus the bins need to go out, the guy from the brewery called, and Stuart's cutting another tooth. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:06 | |
Really? Is it poking through? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Leave him! I've just put him down and I've got a million things to do before he wakes up again. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Did you put an advert in for help? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
We don't need anyone else, do we? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Raymond, if I don't get some sleep tonight, I'm going to fling myself in the Clyde. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
We can't go on like this. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Original name. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Thanks. How's it going? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Fantastic. You? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Brilliant. We're opening later. You should pop by. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
You know, I think I'd rather saw off my own leg with a rusty spoon. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
(Watch you don't poison the spoon.) | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-There you go, darlin'. -Thanks. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Espresso. Make it a double. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
-Right away(!) -Hey, Leo. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-This seat free? -Erm...yeah. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
-So you up to much? -No, not really. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
-What's the nightlife like around here? -It's all right. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
In Edinburgh, I was out every night of the week. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-Really? -Under this studious exterior I'm actually a real party animal. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
I bet you are too when you get going. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I guess I've had my moments. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
So prove it. Take me out some time, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
show me the hot-spots. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Sorry, he's all booked up. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Where'd you come from? -I just can't keep away. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Understandable. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
There you go. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-Mum, did Romeo leave Nala in here? -I've no idea, pet. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh, great. Cue a melt-down. He won't go into nursery without that thing. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Is this what you're looking for? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-You've saved my life. -Any time. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-Thanks. -Here. Let me get the door. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Look what Leo found. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
He takes that thing everywhere, but he's always losing it. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
See in the army? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
The sergeant's first job is to look after his men. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
You think you can do that for me? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
That should work for five minutes. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Right, I need to head to the arcade. We're opening today. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Yeah, saw the flyers. Classy. -Don't. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-Gabriel got a mate to knock them up on the cheap. -Really? I never would have guessed(!) | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-Are they that bad? -Next time, call me. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
I know a thing or two about PR. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Come by later on. Check it all out. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Yeah, maybe I will. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
What kind of time d'you call this? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
You seen what's going on out there? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, fantastic(!) | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
What do we do? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
They're from one of the local churches. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
I know a couple of them. They just want to register their concern. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Oh, no they don't. Not on my opening day, they don't. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
They have a right to peaceful protest. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Yeah, and I've got a right to earn a living. And this kinda thing doesn't help! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I see you've attracted some opposition. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Bunch of do-gooders. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Ach well, nothing to stop people having a sense of social responsibility. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:57 | |
Move them on, eh? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-Right. -We're not moving. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
That's your response, is it? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-Intimidation? -Liz, sweetheart, this place opens in 40 minutes. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
The last thing I need are my punters being put off by a bunch of moaning minnies. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Excuse me! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Some of those "moaning minnies" are my friends. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Then do me a favour, take them away for a wee scone. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Or wheel them down the bingo. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Anything... just get them off my patch, eh? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Come on...shift, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
or I'll call the police. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
He can't talk to people like that! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
I couldn't agree more. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Job done. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Excuse me... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Excuse me! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm eating here. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Sorry. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
No winching on the job, you pair. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Actually, I'm on holiday. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Are you? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Annie Sobacz... Off, off, off, off, off. Times four. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Four weeks! Who approved that? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
You did. Ages ago. I'm going back-packing, remember? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Oh, yeah, you couldn't maybe postpone it a little bit, could you? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
No way. I'm all set. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
OK. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
See next time, get a room. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Actually, funny you should say that. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
We were wondering if you could fix the shifts so Charlie can have some time off, too? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
-So he can come with me? -Absolutely not. -Oh, come on... We never get any time off together! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:29 | |
And you won't unless Raymond gets the finger out and hires more staff. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Until then, all further holiday requests are null and void. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
So Charlie can just pop his flip-flops back under the wardrobe and go change that barrel. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
-Yeah, but... -As you were. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Sorry, kids. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Look, I was talking to Jo earlier. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Oh, aye, mention me, did she? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
No. She was too busy slagging off the flyers. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Where does that girl get off? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
They are pretty rubbish. She wanted to do some PR work for us... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
Typical Jo, eh? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
She's always got one eye on the main chance. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
What's the score with you two anyway? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
That girl is major high maintenance. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Maybe you just couldn't handle her? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Maybe I just couldn't be bothered. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Fair enough. So as far as PR work goes...? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
We do it ourselves. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Aw, it won't be the same without you. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
I really wanted us both to get away. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Away from prying eyes. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
She's like a limpet. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Aren't you supposed to be jealous that I've got an admirer hanging round me all the time? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
Yeah, right(!) I've eaten bigger ones than her for breakfast. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Anyway...she's just a wee girl. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
I'm all woman. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
Could I have a top-up, please? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Ready? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Not bad. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Place is a wee palace. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
And I couldn't have done it without you, bro. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-Well, without your money. -This is going to work, isn't it? -Of course it is. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
The place is going to be the making of us. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Yacht in Monte Carlo? Here we come. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
-Want to do the honours? -Stand back, wee bro. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
The future starts here. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Hey, hey, hey. Now, I'm looking for happy, smiley faces, and I'm no' really seeing any. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:04 | |
I'm here to present a petition | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
from local residents and church members. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Et tu, Brutus? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
-I'm sorry, Gabriel, but I do have concerns. -Could you not have raised them over breakfast? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:21 | |
Yes, but there's been developments since then. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Intimidation at the management's request, for instance. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
What? You told me to get rid of them! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Look, most people just want to know this arcade won't bring down the tone of the neighbourhood. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:38 | |
Are you open or what? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Hey, shouldn't you be at school? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
You see, this is what people are worrying about - | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
children getting led astray. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
It's the holidays. Did they not have them when you were at school? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-They didn't have school when she was at school! -That's enough! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Do your parents know you're here? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Course they do. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
What are you lot doing here? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Why aren't you at sports camp? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
We're just checking out the arcade. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
-Uncle Gabriel invited us. -It's lunchtime! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Yeah...so you should be eating your lunch, not playing on slot machines. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Gabriel said we could get our dinner from the vending machines. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh! Right, back to the sports centre. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Come on, I'll walk you back to the bus stop. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-We'll be back later. -Don't be so sure! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
You might have been content to waste your youth, but you needn't think you're going to waste theirs. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:27 | |
Nightmare, eh? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Tell me about it. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Are you open? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Yes. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
D'you think she'll buy it? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
You won't know until you try. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Can you not do it? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
-She doesn't fancy me. -I dunno... | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Close your eyes and think of Thailand. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Don't know how you drink so much coffee. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
I'd be on the ceiling. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
You're funny! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Well, that wasn't one of my best. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Why don't you join me? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Yeah, yeah, sure. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
If Eileen sees me she'll go mental. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
-She's such a dragon. -We're short-staffed here at the minute. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
With Raymond and Eileen having a baby and running this place, Annie's going away... | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
Hang on. Are you looking for a job? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-Here? -Yeah. You've worked in a bar before, right? -Course. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
Why don't you apply. It could be fun. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
We could maybe get to know each other a bit better. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Get you! While the cat's away... | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
I better get back to work. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
But yeah, if you're interested, speak to Eileen. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Yeah. I will. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh, maybe speak to her fast, because other people might be applying. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Wow. It's hoaching in here(!) | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
So you took up my invitation, then. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
No. I took up Leo's. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
She's all yours. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I'm glad you came. Let me show you around. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
SLOT MACHINE: 'Hold it right there!' | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Aw, Hector. You owe me two quid. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-Oh, aye? -Aye, that thing just swallowed my money. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
That's kind of how it works. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
You owe us. I know my rights! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-Citizen's Advice is just round the corner. -Place is cack, anyway! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
Thank you, sir. Come back again, sir. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
And next time, bring your wallet! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
What? He's at it. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
He's a bit stressed. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
Don't worry about it. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
I couldn't care less. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
You're wasting your time. Nobody'll want to go in there... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
it's pants. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
I need someone reliable. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
No doing a shift then deciding you don't fancy it. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Oh, I do fancy it. Loads. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Raymond and Eileen are up against it at the minute, aren't you? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Totally. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
I'm one 100% committed. I really want to help you out. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
So just put me down for as many shifts as you like. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Fine, I will. Can you start today? -Right away, if you want. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Come on round. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
OK. Eh... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
Pint glasses here, smaller glasses... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
What's this? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
-Raymond, meet Zinnie, our new barmaid. -Hello. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
-If you want something done, do it yourself. -Thanks, Eileen. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Now Zinnie's here Charlie can have some time off. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
-I didn't say that. -Oh, come on, please. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
-Remember what it was like to be young and in love... -Not really, no. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Then...remember employment legislation. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
He's due his holiday entitlement at your earliest convenience. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
She's right. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
-Fine! On your own head be it. -You're going on holiday? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
And it's all thanks to you. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
You know, when Charlie told me you were applying for the job | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
I thought it might be because you fancied him. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
How wrong was I(?) | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
From what you said to Eileen, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
it's obvious that you're just a really nice girl | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
who wants everyone around here to be happy. Aren't you? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Yeah. Of course. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Right, I think I'll have a wee glass of wine, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
put myself in the holiday mood. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Um, I've got to go and do something. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
Never mind. Zinnie can get it for me. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Lots of the machines take tokens, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
so that way we can bank the takings without having to empty them every ten minutes. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Plus, if a punter's bought a fiver's worth | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-he's more likely to keep spending till the last token's gone. -Exactly. So what do you reckon? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
It's not exactly Caesars Palace, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
but it's not too shabby either. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-Your flyers make it look like a scummy gambling den. -Is that why we've got no punters? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
That, and the fact that the moral minority has taken up residence on your doorstep. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-We can't move them on. -You're just going to accept that? -I suppose you've got a better idea? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:20 | |
Loads, actually. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-Course you have. -Hear her out, eh? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
What do you think? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Sorry, professional advice doesn't come for free. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-What did I tell you? -Shut up, eh? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Look, we haven't got much spare cash, but we could pay you for a day's work. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
Well, I better get started. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
You get yourselves along to the deli | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
and buy up as much fruit juice, crisps, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
pretzels, nuts, as you can afford. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Oh, and don't forget the plastic cups. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Eh? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
Let's just do this. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
I hope I'm not going to live to regret this. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-I hope you don't think I tricked you or anything. -Didn't you? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Well, we are short-staffed... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-And you did say you were looking for a job. -No, I didn't. -Really? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
It's OK. I know it wasn't your idea. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Aw, I'm glad we sorted that oot. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Any chance of a pint or whit? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
D'you want to do that? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Fine. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
That's 2.70, thanks, mate. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
-No worries, bananas. It's on the house. -Yeah? -Aye. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Ask your gaffer if you don't believe me. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Raymond, that chancer's back, he says his pint's on the house. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Little... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Right. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
I'll deal with this. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Right, what's the problem here? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
All right, mate, good to see you again. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Give us a minute, eh? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
What? I was just in the area... thought I'd say hello. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Right, you've done it. Now beat it. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I would love to, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
but I'm not so fast on my feet these days. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Eh? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
Done my back in a few weeks ago. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
A guy punched us... | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
What am I thinking, you know the story. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Anyway, ever since, man, I've not been right. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
It's kind of spreading to my neck. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
You wee... | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Actually, I was thinking about phoning one of they accident helplines. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Of course, they would need a crime report, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
I'd need to get the police involved, witnesses - that GP pal of yours. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
No you don't. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Hey, relax. Cos there is one thing that does take the pain away, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
makes me feel less...litigious. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
A nice cold pint. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
What are we doing then? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
On the house. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
-You're the boss. -One pint. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Sort that, would you? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Total waste of money. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
There's no harm in giving her a chance, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
she's got to be better at this than us. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Leo, the flyers are quality. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
They are cheap tat! If you want something doing properly, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
you're going to have to pay the going rate. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
There you go. Enjoy yourself. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
What's she doing?! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Genius. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
What are you doing with my tokens? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
Giving them away. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
On you go inside, refreshments will be available in a minute. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
Punters PAY to play the machines, Joanne. That's how I make cash! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
As long as they're standing outside you're making nothing. Call it a loss leader. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
How did you persuade them to go in? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
I simply explained that this place provides a safe, supervised, environment for young people. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Come on, inside! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Well, it's, eh... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
It's certainly clean enough. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Thanks, Liz. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
What did you expect? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
I'm not quite sure... | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I've never been much of a gambler, but I used to have a wee flutter. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
It's not the same thing as a gambling arcade... | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Hey... Is that a one-armed bandit? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Certainly is. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Vintage article, that. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Well, almost. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
That's probably the same machine you played back in the day doon the water at Millport. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
Hey, that's Rothesay to you. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
It looks right smart though, eh... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Look, I'm sorry if I was off with you earlier. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
It's just that this place is important to me, I need it to work. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
Yes, I know that. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
And I wouldn't have made such a fuss | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
if it wasn't for your brother's overreaction this morning. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Have a wee word with your pals for me, will you? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm not out to corrupt the kids. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
And anyway, they can only play on the one machine. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
Oh. Oh, I didn't realise that. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
It's all properly licenced, above-board. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
I've yet to see a kid turn to the dark side | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
after a couple of hours on a driving game. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
You're probably right. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Although addiction can start in a very innocent way. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:31 | |
Malcolm, we need to get to the post office. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Just you go on and I'll see you in a bit, eh? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Hey-ho. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
You see what you've started? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Good wee set-up you've got. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Thanks. Shame you couldn't have a piece of it. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, what's for me will no go by me, eh? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I like it. Very philosophical. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
-What kind of turnover are you looking at? -LAUGHTER | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Sorry, can you... just excuse me a minute. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
So are we paying you just to stand round and chat? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
I was just telling Jo how well she'd done. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
What, by filling the place with folk eating nibbles and spending my tokens? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
-I don't really call that a day's work. -I haven't even started yet. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Back in five. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
You need to get off her case. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
You're not doing yourself any favours. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Can we no' just do it just now? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
So what am I supposed to do meantime? Sit on my hands? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:45 | |
No, I don't think you're getting me here - I need this sorted. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Sorry, pal. Sorry. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Sorry aboot that. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Och, see what I mean? You never used to get folk like that in here before. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
He's a friend of Raymond's. Everyone's entitled to a pint. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
-Watch! -Fill it up, eh? -D'you not think you've had enough? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Eh? Come on, big chap. I've only had a couple of pints. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
You'll know when I've had enough when I'm lying on that floor. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-What are you doing? -Nothing. Just relaxing. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Have we got a problem or what? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Get rid of HIM, will you? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Absolutely. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Serve him. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Make this your last. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
Bag of peanuts an' all, cheers. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
D'you want dry-roasted or salted? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Thanks, mate, good job. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Another huge chunk of profit hits the dust. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
That's the alarm code. Don't lose it. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Yes, boss. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
How's it going in there anyway? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
Oh, aye, old Malcolm's fairly flogging that one-armed bandit. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
He's spent at least...60 pence. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Wow. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
You like? Thought I could wear this while I was handing out your leaflets. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
-I thought they weren't worth the paper they're written on? -Number one rule of PR - | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
It's not the message that matters, but the medium. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
-What does that mean? -It means, if they're looking at her legs, | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
they're not going to notice how crappy my leaflets are. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Exactly. Speaking of which, better go and get some. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
She's amazing. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Forgot my purse. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
-What's he still doing here? -Who? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Oh, him! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Charlie must have served him by mistake. I'll deal with it. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
No, no, I'LL deal with it. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:44 | |
Right, time to go home. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
Hey, I paid for that. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Aw, no... Raymee gave me it on the house. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
-"Ray-mee" -Raymee, my man! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
You know this guy, Raymee? | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
Never seen him before in my life. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
Aw, don't say that, you'll hurt my feelings! | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
-I'll hurt more than that in a minute. -Aw, don't hit me again, I'm feart! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:08 | |
D'you want to tell me what's going on? | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Take the floor, Raymee. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
Hey. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
-Taking a break? -I just needed a drink. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
It's no dig, take all the time you need. You're working hard out here. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:05 | |
-Hang on, was that a compliment? -You're doing a good job. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
OK, keep them coming. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
Listen, we need to work this thing out. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
You're driving me crazy with all this blowing hot, blowing cold. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:20 | |
You can talk, you've been horrible to me for weeks! | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
Attack is the first form of defence. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Who says everything has to be a battle? | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
Seems to be the way things are with me and you. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
But the making-up's always pretty good. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
What are you doing tonight? | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
-Nothing. Mum and Murray are out. -OK. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
Maybe I'll drop by. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
We could get some peace negotiations under way? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
Yeah. If you want. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Fine. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
Hiya. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Hiya. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Uncle Leo said we could have some free tokens. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
-Eight. -Eight. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
-So, what can I do yous for? Some tokens? -Aye, please. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
You hit him? | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
It was more of a glancing blow. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
I was wound up. You'd been on my case all day. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
-Oh, so it's my fault now? -No, no. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
I thought I'd sorted it... | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
I paid him off. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
What?! | 0:31:28 | 0:31:29 | |
I thought that would be an end of it. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
But he shows up this morning saying if I don't play the game he's gonnae go to the cops. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
And you really think they'll believe him over you? | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
There was witnesses! | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
Who? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
I dunno... | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
Folk! It doesn't matter! | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
If I get done for assault I'll lose my licence! | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
Right. And the alternative is that we've got that wee naff | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
drinking free beer, harassing our paying customers? | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
I don't know what else to do. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
Oh, how about what you always do, Raymond? | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
Leave it up to me to sort out. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
We should go and visit some of these famous temples. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
Er, it's a romantic break not a school trip. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
You'll be lucky if you get out the hotel room! | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
Promises, promises... | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
I'm off for a slash. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:22 | |
I'll be back for another one of them in a minute. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
-Here, what kind of crisps have you go? -The usual. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:30 | |
I dunno about this. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:31 | |
'Right, well, I'll have one of each...' | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
Have you got a better idea? Didn't think so. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
Not so fast! | 0:32:54 | 0:32:55 | |
I was just... | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
Save it. We all saw you, didn't we? | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Right, so do I make a call to the police | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
and get all these good people here to be witnesses to your thieving ways... | 0:33:05 | 0:33:10 | |
or do you call a halt to your wee black-mailing stunt with Raymond here? | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
Don't even think about it. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
-All right, all right, calm yourself. -Nice one. -Shut it. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
It was your idiocy that got us into this mess in the first place. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
Now, how many free drinks has he had? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
-One or two... -Oh, come on, look at the state of him! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
-Maybe five or six. -Shut up, man! | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
£17, please. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
I've not got that kind of money! | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
Well, if you're not going to cough up we'll have to come some alternative arrangement. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
The dishwasher's broken. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
And it's six hours till last orders, | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
that gives you plenty time to catch up on the back-log, | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
and you can supervise. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:51 | |
-You're joking! -Is this a wind-up? | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
There's still time to put a call through to the local police station. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
-You wouldn't dobb ME in, though? -No, Raymond. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
I don't have to put you in a police station to make your life a misery. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Kitchen. Now. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
All right, all right, we're going. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
-What was all that about? -I'm just glad I'm not on the wrong side of her! | 0:34:13 | 0:34:20 | |
-She's mental. -She's mental when she gets going! | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
What factor sunscreen do you think I should use? | 0:34:24 | 0:34:29 | |
-I don't want to burn, but I don't want to look emulsioned. -Suit yourself. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
All right... Do you want me to call a taxi? | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
-Give me a minute, eh? -What's wrong? | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
I can't find my passport. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
You're early. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
Yeah. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
Listen, what are you doing tonight? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
I dunno, what did you have in mind? | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
Actually, I was kind of hoping you could take the kids out somewhere. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
By myself? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Just to a film or something. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
-I've got a patient dropping by. -To the house?! | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
He couldn't make it to the surgery, so I said he could come round here this evening. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:20 | |
I've got some test results to show him. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
That's what I call a personalised service. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
Fine. Just don't make a habit of it. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
Thanks. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
Who is it anyway? | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
If you're that bothered about patient confidentiality | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
then keep your appointments at the surgery! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
There's the number, so ring anytime. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:49 | |
Another happy customer. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:52 | |
-Yeah, well, you're giving it your all. -What? | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
-Just clean up, eh? -What's got into you? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
Nothing. Just the place is a mess. It looks like a kiddies' party. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
Have I done something wrong? | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
I dunno. Have you? | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
-Well, apparently, or you wouldn't be biting my head off. -D'you know what? | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
You're just being yourself. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
I mean, you'd think by now I'd know what to expect. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
-Gabe... -Clean up, eh? | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
Here, there's got to be rules about how much of this you can do in one night? | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
Trust me, pal, | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
this place is a human rights-free zone. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
OK, thanks. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
I'll get the manager to call you. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Bye. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
Listen, Leo, d'you mind if I go. I think I'm done here. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
-Of course, you've been fantastic. Let me just get your cash. -No, it's OK. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:04 | |
-I'll...get it another time. -It'll just take a second... | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
Hey... | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
What's the matter? | 0:37:09 | 0:37:10 | |
Nothing, really. I just need to go. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
Hey, you're going nowhere. What's wrong? | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
Every time I think we're getting back on track it all goes wrong. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
-Gabriel? -Who else? | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Listen, something they taught me in rehab, | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
when you're battling something, someone... | 0:37:29 | 0:37:34 | |
either you can keep getting back in the ring, keep getting knocked down, | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
or you can get out of the ring, choose to walk away. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:43 | |
-Yeah, but where to? -Look, you were amazing today. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
-Why don't we get out of here. -Me and you? | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
Why not? You turned this place around. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
I at least owe you dinner. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
I dunno, I need to pick Romeo up from nursery. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
-Bring him along. We'll grab a burger or something. -You serious? -Why not? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:03 | |
Just didn't think that'd be your idea of fun. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
-He seems like a nice boy, I'd like to get to know him. -OK. When? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:11 | |
I'm ready when you are. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
-OK. That would be lovely. -I'll just get my coat. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:17 | |
What's up, what's wrong? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
I'm taking Jo out. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
Don't know what you said to her earlier, but she's in pieces. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
-She doesn't deserve it. -You don't know her, Leo. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
I don't think you do either, or you wouldn't be so quick to let her go. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:34 | |
Some guy named Dave rang about some bouncer work. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
Jo gave him our number earlier. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
I said YOU'D ring him back. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
I'm sorry, forget it. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
I saw you with that guy earlier, | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
I thought you were giving him your number. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-That's what that was about? -I got the wrong end of the stick. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Yeah, you did. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
You really think I'm that desperate? | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
-That I go around throwing myself at random men. -I told you, I made a mistake. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
-Forget it. -Until when? The next time? -Eh? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
I couldn't do enough for you today. Know why I did it? | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
Cos Leo asked you. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
Because I know this place means a lot to you. And you mean a lot to me. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
Then you turn around and throw it back in my face like that. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
-Come on, it was a misunderstanding. -It always is with us. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
And it's always going to be. I can't hack it any more. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
Jo, get back here. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
Sorry. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
I'm all out of fight. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
-Listen, thanks. Zinnie told me about you getting her a job in the pub. I really appreciate it. -Nae bother. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:03 | |
-Zinnie? -Oh, hi. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
-I'll leave you to it. -I'll put the kettle on. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
No, I'm not staying. Eileen told me you were on your break. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
-I was just wondering if you've seen Annie's passport anywhere? -No. Why would I? | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
-She lost it at the pub. Thought you might have seen it. -Sorry. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:25 | |
Great. Cheers anyway. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
Does this mean you won't be going away? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
That's kind of how it works. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
Well... | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
I've got my passport... | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Sorry? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Why should you miss out just cos Annie can't go? I can come with you. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
Are you serious? | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
You were happy enough to have me working in the pub. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
Don't tell me it was just cos Annie wanted you to have some time off. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
Right, stop! | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
Look, what I did today was wrong. And yeah, it was Annie's idea, | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
but I should never have went through with it. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
You're an all right girl, but that's it. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
I don't fancy you. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
I'm with Annie. Sorry. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
I'll see you round. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
-Leaving already? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
You know, I wasn't so sure about him to start with but I reckon he seems like a really nice guy. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:22 | |
What's Annie's second name? | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
I dunno. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:31 | |
Sobatz, isn't it? Why? | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
No reason. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
Will we be able to get the money back on the insurance? | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
What insurance? | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
I was going to buy it on the plane. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
-Brilliant. -Gimmie two minutes. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
I'll check my room again. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
KNOCKING | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
This isn't really a good time. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Where'd you find it? | 0:42:04 | 0:42:05 | |
I was heading back for my shift and it was lying on the street. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Annie must have dropped it. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
Oh, right. Thanks. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Look, what I said before, about you and me going away together? | 0:42:13 | 0:42:17 | |
I was just trying to be helpful. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
-I'd never try to steal someone else's guy. -Right. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
Oh, and I can totally see what you see in Annie. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
I was looking at her passport photo. She's really pretty. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
-Yeah, she is. -Right, well I'll leave you to it. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:35 | |
Oh. Just one thing. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
Why's she got a different name on there? | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Her name is Annie Sobatz, isn't it? Only her passport says something else... | 0:42:45 | 0:42:50 | |
or didn't you know? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
You have to be so careful these days. Terrorism, identity theft... | 0:42:52 | 0:42:56 | |
You don't want to get stopped at Passport Control... | 0:42:56 | 0:43:00 | |
That would put a real dampener on things. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
You were married?! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
-Like I said, no big deal. -On what planet? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
Look, I never lied to you. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:35 | |
Only cos I never thought to ask! | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
-And if you did, I would have told you. -Who was he? | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
-Just a guy. -Why did you split? | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
I was too young. I was a completely different person. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
-You still in touch with him? -No. And we never will be. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
I don't even know where he is. And I don't want to. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
I just want to go on holiday. With you. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
I've been a bit of an idiot, haven't I? | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
Make it up to me by calling that taxi? | 0:44:05 | 0:44:07 | |
Right. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
And get a move on! We'll miss that flight! | 0:44:14 | 0:44:19 | |
I'm sorry. I just want us to be able to be honest with each other. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
Me too. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
I don't know how you take it, man. That wifey's a nightmare. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:49 | |
She's tired. We both are. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:50 | |
We just had a baby. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
She's your missus? | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
I thought she was your boss! | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
She's not my missus. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
It's complicated. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
Hang on. It's still got lipstick on that one. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:04 | |
Well spotted. Never have had you down as a jobsworth. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:10 | |
Aye, well, if something's worth doing... | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
I sound like my nana when I say that. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
So why don't you get one? A job, I mean? | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
Aye, right who'd have me? Is there anything going here? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
Because mate, I don't mind washing dishes. It's kinda zen. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
-Sorry. I don't think Eileen would go for it. -Stuff her. -That's what got me into this mess! | 0:45:25 | 0:45:30 | |
Seriously, mate, but, see the way she talks to you, it's bang right out of order. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:37 | |
-What's a man got if he's not got his dignity? -True enough. -So dump her. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
-It's not that simple. -Up to you. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
But I'll leave you my number anyway. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
See if you do get shot of her, give us a bell. About the job. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:51 | |
I don't remember calling a tea break. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
Nightmare. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
-He went out like a light. -Yeah well, busy day. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
You were great with him. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
I like kids. I want some of my own one day. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
Well, thanks. He had a great time. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
-What about you? -Yeah, me too. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
-I should probably go. -No. I mean, not unless you want to. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:29 | |
-I don't...just thought you had stuff to do. -I don't. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:33 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
-Just you and Gabriel, you're so different. -Are we? | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
He's obnoxious and pig-headed and you're... | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
-What? -I don't know. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
I've done some stuff I'm not proud of, but rehab cleared my head a bit. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:56 | |
Made me realise it's time to take control of my life, make it the way I want it to be. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
Sounds good. D'you need an addiction to get in there? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:06 | |
You strike me as someone who's got things pretty sussed. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
-From where I'm sitting, my life's a mess. -Change it. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
-That boy away? -Yeah. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
-Look, he's not such a bad lad. -Don't even go there. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
I know, I know. I'm sorry. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
-I'm just...so tired. -I know. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:35 | |
And you're right. We do need more help. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
-Tell me this is going to get easier? -Course it is. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
Having a baby puts a strain on any couple. Never mind a pair of old-timers like us. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:48 | |
-Is he down? -Flat out. -I'll just nip in and say night-night. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:53 | |
-Wake him and you die. -He won't even know I'm there. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
-Eileen. -What? -We're doing OK. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:02 | |
-I'm sorry we couldn't find an appointment at the surgery to suit. -Yeah, well I'm a busy man. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:09 | |
Have a seat. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
-Do I need to? -I think you would prefer... -I don't. Let's get down to this. -OK. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:17 | |
I've had a letter from the consultant at the hospital. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
They compared the results of your MRI scan with the other one you had done earlier this year in Manchester. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:27 | |
Have I got it? | 0:48:27 | 0:48:28 | |
-It's not an exact science. -Have I? | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
Yes. Yes, it looks that way. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
The evidence of the second scan and the pattern of your symptoms | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
suggests you have Relapsing Remitting Multiple Sclerosis. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:44 | |
It's early days. The consultant's made you an appointment so she can | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
talk you through the various treatments, ways of managing your symptoms. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
Yeah. Thanks. See you later. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
Whoa. We're not done here. D'you want me to call someone? You shouldn't be on your own. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:59 | |
It's all right. I'm a big boy. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
Call me. Any questions, anything. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
How long? | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
It's not terminal. A lot of people live with MS. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:13 | |
How long before anybody notices anything? | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
Well, that depends on your particular symptoms. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
All smiles in here tonight. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:47 | |
-Can I get a bottle of white wine to take away please? Make it decent, I don't want cheap plonk. -Sure. | 0:49:54 | 0:50:01 | |
So have you got over yourself yet? | 0:50:01 | 0:50:03 | |
All right, all right. I was out of order. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
Thanks, you might just keep the change. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
Aw, come on. What d'you want me to say? | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
Nothing. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
I've got to go. Leo's waiting. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
He's still with you? | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
No! Oh, no you don't! You keep your claws out my wee brother! | 0:50:29 | 0:50:34 | |
So that's it, is it? We have one wee silly argument and you're on to the next guy? | 0:50:34 | 0:50:38 | |
Isn't that what you'd expect from a "tart" like me? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
-I never said that! -No. But you thought it. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
It wasn't one little argument. It was months of you acting like an idiot. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
Way I remember it, you had a few wee moments yourself. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
-Don't want to hear it. -Know what I'll do. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
-I'll get on the phone to Michael, let him know he's next in line! -Thanks. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:59 | |
You just made us being over so much easier. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
Wait, I didn't mean it... | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
Joanne, you drive me crazy! I'm saying things I don't even mean! | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:08 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
Know what? Forget it! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
WARNING BEEPS | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
Aw, come on. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Hello? Is that Smart Choice Security? | 0:51:50 | 0:51:52 | |
I said, is that Smart Choice Security? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
I can barely hear you. Look, gonnae just put me through. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:12 | |
Might have known! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:13 | |
All right, all right. I'm trying to sort it! | 0:52:13 | 0:52:19 | |
Come on, answer! | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
It's OK, wee man. It's just an alarm, nothing to be scared of. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
-I told you NOT to wake him! -I didn't. It was the alarm! -You just can't help yourself, can you? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:34 | |
You're a 100% idiot! | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
If you'd closed his window, he wouldn't have heard the flaming thing! | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
He'd be dead from heat exhaustion with you turning his radiator up full blast in the middle of summer! | 0:52:40 | 0:52:45 | |
-It's a north-facing room. It's freezing all year round! -Ohh! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:49 | |
-What's he playing at? -I don't know. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:54 | |
And I don't care. I've stepped out of the ring. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
Glad to hear it. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
-D'you need to go down there? -Let him stew. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
I'll put on some music. Drown out the racket. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
-When are you ever going to grow up? -What? And turn into an old nag like you?! | 0:53:19 | 0:53:24 | |
Somebody's got to tell you what to do - you can't work it out yourself! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:28 | |
-Obviously - I was daft enough to get end up with you! -You're NOTHING without me, Raymond! | 0:53:28 | 0:53:32 | |
NOTHING! You're absolutely incapable of anything. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
Running a pub, a relationship, your LIFE! | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
I'm sick of dragging you along with me. I'm sick of it! | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
-Where are you going? -I'm going to go, and I am going to knock that alarm off its hinges | 0:53:44 | 0:53:49 | |
because you sure as hell aren't man enough to do it! | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:53:59 | 0:54:00 | |
Get that. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
Yeah, Tall Ship? | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
No, she's gone on holiday with her boyfriend. Can I take a message? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:18 | |
Suit yourself. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
-Who was it? -Some weirdo asking for Annie. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
If I knew the code, I'd do that, wouldn't I? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
Hey? You know what? Just forget it! | 0:54:34 | 0:54:37 | |
-Whoa! Where are you going with that?! -I'm going to use it to knock that alarm off that wall! | 0:54:38 | 0:54:43 | |
Go on yourself, Eileen! | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
-D'you know how much this thing cost me?! -D'you know how little sleep I've had in the last six months? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:50 | |
-You've got 30 seconds! -OK. Don't move. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
-How many more mistakes do I have to make before I get it right? -I know the feeling. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:04 | |
I've never met a guy like you before. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
There's no front. You just say it like you feel it. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
Maybe that's my problem. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
It's not a problem for me. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
KNOCKING | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
Three guesses. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
-Leo, you in there?! -He's lost the code. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
I've lost the code! | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
Sorry. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:34 | |
It's OK, it's OK, I've got it sorted! | 0:55:45 | 0:55:52 | |
-Sorry. -What on earth's going on here? -Sleep well. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
-Anything else? Or can I get back to what I was doing? -So much for not even knowing you're here. | 0:55:55 | 0:56:01 | |
-Sorry. -What was she going to do with that hammer? | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
I don't think Eileen's had much sleep. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
Leo to the rescue once again. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
Yeah. And that's your mum back. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
Which means the end of our evening. Listen, thanks for everything. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:18 | |
-Jo? -Yeah? -I know you and Gabriel are over. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:22 | |
-So over. -But he's still my brother, which makes things awkward. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:27 | |
-Right. -So would it be bad patter if I kissed you good-night? | 0:56:27 | 0:56:34 | |
Not bad patter at all. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
Maybe we should have that wee night-cap at The Ship after all. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:55 | |
I'm going to back to bed. You're on the night-shift. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:24 | |
Stevie, it's me. Raymond. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:54 | |
You and Leo? You're better suited, honestly. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
Me dating Leo's really screwing with your head. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
What kind of cesspit did you climb out of, slimeball? | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
-How you doing? Good to see you. -Say hello to your new colleague. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:22 | |
Jimmy, I'm missing my bingo, and this is your wean, is it no'? | 0:58:22 | 0:58:25 | |
Let me go! | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
Tell me what you know about Lenny Murdoch. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:35 | |
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