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-We could get a place of our own. -It's just a big commitment. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
-And you're not ready for that? -I think it's a brilliant idea. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
We obviously had different ideas about what tonight was about. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Did we? -Good luck with sorting things out with Leyla. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
I mean if a girl is out on a date with someone, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
and that someone keeps going on about another woman. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
But it's not another woman. This is Leyla. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Michael, Santa's left you a little present! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
# "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
# Cos it is my favourite holiday | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
# But all this year's been a busy blur | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
# Don't think I have the energy | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
# To add to my already mad rush | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
# Just cos it's 'tis the season | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
# The perfect gift for me would be | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
# Completions and connections left from | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# Last year, ski shop | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
# Encounter, most interesting | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
# Had his number but never the time | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
# Most of '81 passed along those lines | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
# So deck those halls, trim those trees | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
# Raise up cups of Christmas cheer | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
# I just need to catch my breath | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
# Christmas by myself this year. # | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-Same again. -Mm-hm. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-Aren't you forgetting something? -Same again, please? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
I was thinking more along the lines of "and one for yourself" but I suppose, please is a start. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:09 | |
You know, I'm working two shifts and I only get a really little break... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-Keep the change. -Thank you, Gabriel, you are an angel after all. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
-She obviously doesn't know you like I do. -Hey! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Same to you. What you drinking? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Nothing for me thanks, and you can make that your last. -How? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
-I've got to cover at a clinic in town for a couple of hours. -What today? Nae luck. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
I wanted to give Dan the chance to see his wee boy | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
but it hasn't made me very popular with the wife and kids. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
All right, I know that means you can't drink. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
But why does it mean I can't drink? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Because, brother dear, since I am away healing the sick, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
you don't get to stroll in half cut, wolf down your dinner and fall asleep in front of the telly. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
This year, YOU are going to be the man of the house. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-So, what time do you need to head off at? -Half an hour or so. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-I'll hang back then. -Why? -Give you a bit of family time. -You ARE family. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
You know what I mean. And anyway, I need to nip home for something. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-For what? -I can't turn up empty handed, can I? -Presents?! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
I hope they're better than the ones you helped out with for me. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
What do you mean? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Well, Mr Expert Restorer, you managed to leave | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
a huge splinter which helpfully found its way into my finger. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Sorry, bro, I thought I'd smoothed it all down. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
-I'd have been better off with a new one. -What would be special about that? -You sound exactly like Leyla. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:32 | |
OK, right well, I better... Presents. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Hey. I thought you'd be gone by now. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-Malcolm is looking for his tie. -Very dapper. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Well, you see, it's not just Christmas, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
it's our grandson's birthday. We'll be out from under your feet in a second. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Don't mind me. I'm just heading to Michael's. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I was afraid I might scoop your presents up with these | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
so I've put yours to one side over there. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Brilliant. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-So, was Santa good to you? -I'm wearing my present! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
I can't see anything new, so unless we're talking about foundation... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
-Oh! Earrings, Gabriel, earrings. -Got you. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
We were out a couple of weeks ago | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
and I spotted these in a jeweller's window - Malcolm didn't even let on | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
that he'd noticed, but he went back the next day and picked them up. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
-Ha! The romantic old devil! -Oi! Less of the old, if you don't mind. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:42 | |
Aye, and more of the devil - that was a smooth move, Malcolm. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-Ach, it wasn't a fortune. -You took time, and you put thought into it. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
-It was worth just to see the look on your face. -Oh! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-Right, are we off to Gina's? -I'll just get my coat. -Aye, aye. No big deal, I mean - | 0:04:55 | 0:05:01 | |
when you love someone, that kind of thing just comes naturally. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
-See you later. -Right! Ready! -OK! -Bye-bye! -Bye! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:11 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
# It's the most wonderful time of the year | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
# With the kids jingle belling | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
# And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer" | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
# It's the most wonderful time of the year | 0:05:30 | 0:05:37 | |
# It's the hap-happiest... # | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
-What is this? -Andy Williams. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-I knew I'd regret buying you that cardy. -Look! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-I want today to be a bit classy. -I want Slade and Wham, thank you very much. I want Cliff. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
-Did we not agree that this was going to be a joint effort? -No, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-we agreed that you'd do the turkey and I'd do everything else. -Not everything! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
-Aye, everything! Three words, Deek, Camp. As. Christmas! -MARIAH CAREY CD PLAYS | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-All right! -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
-Merry Christmas, mate. -Where's Stella? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-She'll be here in a minute. -By the way, you're missing a treat. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-Aye, sounds like it. -I meant the food. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-Don't tell Stella, I'm having to drag her to my ma's as it is. -DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-You can always sneak back here after. -Have you not met my ma? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
I have and she always seemed a very reasonable, level-headed woman. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
No need for Christmas crackers with you doing the jokes, eh, Robbie? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-I'm sure Stella's not really bothered is she? -Nah, she'll be OK. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-Did she like the perfume? -Aye. -And the lingerie? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
-She's opening that later. -That'll liven up the Queen's speech. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-What did she get you? -Nothing, yet. -Nothing? -Yet? -Why? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
I don't know. Not everybody makes a big deal out of Christmas, do they? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:49 | |
-Hiya! -Hiya. How's the wee man getting on with his first Scottish Christmas? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
-Oh, loving every minute. -Listen. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-I've got a couple of things for him, if you want to pop in. -Aye. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-Typical guy - leaving Frances to do all the cooking? -Oh no, no. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-She's away. -Seriously? -Aye, away with her family. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-Well, you could always come up to ours if you like? -At your ma's?! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
Cal would like to see his Grandad, that's all. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Aye, well, we'll see - thanks for the invite. -I'd better... -Aye. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-Sorry I took so long getting ready. -Don't be daft! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
-It's just Annie was hogging the bathroom. -Look, it was worth waiting. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
-You look amazing. -Shut up. -Well, you do! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
I kinda wanted to talk to you. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
What about? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Will one of you tell Deek Fearnely Whittingstall that giblets have no place in the 21st century?! | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
-They're for the gravy! -It can wait. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Lets see how long it takes him to get back to you. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
It's not like we're teenagers, mother. MOBILE PHONE BEEPS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
You were saying? Let me see. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-It's nothing. -Hand it over, girl. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Lunch with Cal. That the grandson? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
-He dotes on him. -He's supposed to be doting on you, Viv. -He is. He does. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
He asked me to go away - that proves something, doesn't it? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Proves he wanted someone to put the factor 50 on the bits he can't reach, that's all. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
It's Christmas. Can we just forget about Lenny Murdoch for the rest of the day? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:45 | |
-Is that what you want? -That's what I want. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:51 | |
OK, then. That's the way it's going to be. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh! Thanks for holding the door, Ebenezer. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
I should've known there was somebody behind me, there has been all day. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
You're really not doing the whole festive cheer thing, are you? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-What are you talking about? -Bob was saying you never got him anything. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-Deek! -What's it to you? What's it to him? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Should you not be stuffing something?! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
-It's in the oven, my work is done. -So you decided to come and annoy us? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-No, I'm actually on my way to help those less fortunate. -Lucky them. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
Stella, you need to believe in the magic of Christmas, that's your trouble. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:29 | |
Wait a minute, I don't hear any sleigh bells or see any snow. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
Give it time. Give it time. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-I get why you're hacked off with me! -Apart from slagging me to your pals? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
It wasn't like that! They asked what you got me, I said you...no... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
-Nothing. -Well, aye. -I'm sorry. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
It's all right. I know I shouldn't be dragging you to my ma's | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
but it's just, this time last year she was in the hospital. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Hold on a wee minute - what sort of person do you think, I am? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Ho, wee man, gie's a hand up to your ma's with these presents. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
-I'm in the middle of a conversation here! -No, you're not. Conversation's over. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Nope, no sleigh bells or snow at all. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
-Thanks, Uncle Gabe. -Yeah, nice one. -Hard cash, never fails. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
I'll save mine till the gig, get a T-shirt. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-Oh, I meant to thank you for that earlier. -Were the tickets his idea? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
What do you think? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-Would I want to send you into town unaccompanied? -Naw - and it's a school night. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:35 | |
Never occurred to me, that. Sorry. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Don't worry about it - you can pick him and his mates up. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Consider that my gift to you. -Mum, Gabriel gave us 50 quid! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh! That's the Brodie boys for you - | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
what they lack in imagination they make up for in generosity. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Sorry, am I missing something here? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
I committed the ultimate crime of getting my wife vouchers. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Ah, well, that's...good. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Hmm! See, even your brother can't mount a convincing defence. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
I brought this. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Thanks - the finest Iona's deli can offer, eh. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
I'm teasing you - thanks very much. Might as well open it now. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
-I'll be back as soon as I can. -I'll maybe save you a wing. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
See you later, kids. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
Woah there, mister, what do you think you're doing? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I was hoping to find The Sound Of Music. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Hah! Edelweiss can wait, I need you in the kitchen with me. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
DOOR BELL RINGS | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-Ma wee stars of wonder! -Merry Christmas, Ma. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Look at all this stuff! You shouldn't have bothered! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
They didn't. Most of it's mine. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-Kelly-Marie not tell you she'd asked me? -Aye, she did. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
But I didn't think you'd have the brass neck to turn up. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
We spoke about this, Scarlett. It's Christmas Day. In you come, Lenny. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
The wee man's not gonnae open all these before dinner. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
It's not all for him. We cannae leave wee Madonna out, can we? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Cal's grandad, my boss - bite your tongue for one day. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
I'm not making any promises. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-Thanks for your help. -Do I detect a note of sarcasm? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
I suppose the notion of you peeling parsnips was doomed from the start. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
Hah! I'm contributing in my own way. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -At least you're here - now, can you be trusted with one thing? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:47 | |
Almost certainly not, but fire away. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Can you remind me to take the chestnut stuffing out in 48 minutes. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
-Do you think you could be a wee bit more precise? -Do you want it soggy? Do you want it burnt to a crisp? | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
-No. So it's your job to remind me. -OK. If Mick was here, he'd synchronise watches. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
If Michael was here, I'd make him cook the damn thing. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
Hmmm, this is actually quite nice. You having some? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
I'm OK. I'll stick to beer - I had a couple in the pub earlier, so... | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
-So I'm playing catch up? Better pass me the bottle then. -There you go. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen, number one on the high scores list, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-I thank you. -Was that the sound of a gauntlet I heard being thrown down here? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
-You've got a job to do, remember? -Yeah! In 48, sorry, 46 minutes. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:31 | |
And anyway, I don't think I'll last that long. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
He'll be better than Michael - he kept pausing it to tell me | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
about the strategic flaws in the real Normandy landings. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Let's do it, kiddo, let's go waste some Nazis. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
You're worse than the kids! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
How many of these then? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Let's see there's you two, me and Jimmy, Kelly-Marie, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
King Herod, Molly, Tattie, Christina and the weans. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
-That's hunners. -Aye, well, that's family for you. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
-Set a place for that brother of mine. -Is he coming? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
I hope so, I really do. If you cannae have faith at Christmas. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Bubba, do us a favour, gonnae give your Gran a knock? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-We're waiting on her gravy boat. -Aye. -I'll go. -Are you sure? -Aye. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Thanks, doll. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
-Mind your face doesnae trip you on the way. -Ma! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Well, her face has been tripping her since she got here. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
-Christmas is hard for some people. -It's hard for everybody. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
I've got Lenny Murdoch at my table, but do you get me complaining?! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-Sure about that? -Less of your lip. Is one of them for him? -Aye. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
Give us it over here, might spit in it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-Saliva-free will do just fine. -Don't spoil all my fun? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
I'm sure you'll find a way to have some fun. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Listen, darlin', I'm sorry what I said about wee Stella. She's a lovely wee lassie really. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
-Aye, I know. I'm just hoping Christmas is the problem. -How? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
Because if it's not, then it's me, isn't it? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
So that's how you couldn't set the table. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Wee bit of tongue tennis, is it? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
-My fault, Gabe, blame me. -I was gonna, don't worry. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:45 | |
I need to go anyway. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
-I wanna make sure I don't get the short straw seat. -What's that? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-The one next to Murray. -I'll see you later on, though? -Aye, definitely. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
-Hey, hey! You coming in for a beer? -What? Me? -Aye. | 0:15:54 | 0:16:00 | |
If my dad found me kissing a boy, it's more likely he'd kill him | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
-than invite him in for a beer. -Aw, I'd never do anything like that! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
I might help to bury the body though. Come on. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
This is very public spirited of you, Deek. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Like I said in my application, I believe in giving something back. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
It's certainly the right attitude. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Em, Murray, do you know when a decision's going to be made? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-I know the council sort of closes down at this time of year. -Actually, you'd be surprised. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:42 | |
I've been asked to submit my recommendations as soon as possible. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-Right, so are there many candidates? -Several, yeah. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:51 | |
Hello. Merry Christmas. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Come on in and sit down, dinner will be served shortly. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Here, tell you what, let me do it. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
-Do what? -The food. I mean, is there loads of cooking, or what? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
It's all in trays in the kitchen, hot and ready to go. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Well then, I'll dish it out, pull a few crackers, turn on the charm. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
You can nip back and see Gina. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
I suppose I could go home, even if it's just for a starter. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
My turkey's not ready for hours - you go, enjoy your lunch, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
-come back here when you're done. -Are you sure? -Positive. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Because, that's the kind of guy I am, Murray - positive. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
That was a smart move, asking Stevie in. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
He won't be able to keep up the bad boy outsider image | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
if he starts greetin' at the end of The Snowman! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
-Is that what you were like when you were his age? -Basically, aye. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I was never into drugs, but I was nobody's idea of a suitable boyfriend. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
-Whereas now...? -Oh, now I'm a catch. I'm pushing on 40. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
I'm lodging with a couple of coffin dodgers | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
and I'm in business with Scotland's answer to Vito Corleone. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Who could resist? -Well, at least you've still got your hair. -Aye. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
-Mostly. -Hey! -Have I touched a raw nerve? Come on, let's have a look. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:20 | |
Nah, you're all right. Nothing to worry about. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Cheers for the drink. -No problem, is that you off? -Aye. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-I said I'd go over later on, is that OK? -What are you asking me for? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
Your uncle's in charge until your dad gets back, remember. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-OK with you, Gabe? -I don't see why not. -Cool. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
Cheers. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Is that you doing your bit to help the course of true love run smooth? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
It never does, though, does it, Leyla? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
-I haven't the foggiest idea where the bloomin' thing's gone! -What? | 0:18:55 | 0:19:01 | |
-What did you come for? The gravy boat! -Aye, right. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:07 | |
-Are you back on the voddy? -You know fine well I don't drink. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
You must've lost a few brain cells when you did. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Tattie, come in here, this one's neither use nor ornament! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-I am still here, y'know. -Least the booze didn't ruin your ears. -Yes? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
-You lost something? -The gravy boat. -Boat? -Yes. -She means the wee jug. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:28 | |
-Ah, yes - it's... It got broken. -How? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:34 | |
-I'm not sure. -Tattie. -OK, OK. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
-Christina. -By accident? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
The longer Bob stays away, the worse it gets. She just can't concentrate on anything else. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:48 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Who can't? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-As if I didn't know. -Aw, Christina. -Is there any cereal? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
Not now. We're supposed to be next door already. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
We don't really want to keep Scarlett, waiting. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
I never said I was going. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
-We just assumed you'd be... -I'm sorry, Molly, not my problem. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Aren't you supposed to be at home? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
Well, I was just, you know. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
Yeah, actually, I do know. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Gina cooking, Eileen making helpful "suggestions" | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
from the sidelines. I think we deserve a little bit | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
of peace and quiet before we get caught in the crossfire. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-A few moments of quiet contemplation. -That kind of thing. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Raymond, will you tell the suicide blonde here that it's her turn | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
to empty the glass washer? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Raymond, will you tell the wicked witch of the West that her shift | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
doesn't finish for another ten minutes, so stop skiving?! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Zinnie, glasses! Annie, punters! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Or the pair of you can forget about having tomorrow off. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
ZINNIE SIGHS | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
How many moments did we get, exactly? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
We'll be fine now - they know the score. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
I've been doing a bit of delegation myself, actually. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
-I left your nephew in charge of the community centre. -Deek? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
-I didn't know he worked for you. -He doesn't, yet. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
He's applied for a job so I thought... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
You'd set him a wee task - very Alan Sugar. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
-I was feeling a bit guilty about it now. -Don't. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Deek is a very focussed and dedicated young man, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:42 | |
and if he's enough of a brown nose | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
to work for nothing on Christmas day... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
..serves him right. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Cheers. -Cheers. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-All right, is everybody hungry?! ALL: -Yes! | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
That's what I thought! Right, here yis go. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Now there's plenty more to come, so don't worry! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-It's very busy, next door? -Aye, there's people everywhere you turn. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
-It's better we don't come then. -No, I don't mean that! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
-It's OK. Tell Scarlett sorry from me. -All right, if that's what you want. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:34 | |
What I want is for all of us to be together. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
The whole family. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-We're not a whole family. Not any more. -OK. -Not without Bob. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:48 | |
I know. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
-SHE SIGHS -You know what's weird? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
I really thought he'd come home today, for Christmas. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
-I'm such a loser. -No, you're not. -I know life doesn't work like that. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
It does! I mean, it can. I think. I hope. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:10 | |
-Spoken like a loser. -Christina! -It's all right, don't worry about it. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:16 | |
Right, I'm off, you pair stay where you like but just remember, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:22 | |
I've known Big Bob longer than you have | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
and he didn't get that nickname by missing out on his Christmas dinner. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
You mean? You think he might...? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
I'll tell Scarlett to leave a plate of chipolatas | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
on the windowsill - that should do the trick. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
-Molly, seriously? -He'll not let us down, hen. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
So come on, get the glad rags on, and be quick about it. Good girl. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:48 | |
Thank you. Both of you. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Have I forgotten anything? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
-Looks perfect to me. -Thanks, Gabriel. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-I know this isn't exactly your thing. -Says who? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
-You're telling me you wouldn't rather be down the pub? -No! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
-Look me in the eye and say that. -I don't want to be anywhere else. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:20 | |
Look, I swear by Aled Jones Almighty. DOORBELL RINGS | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Do you think that's him? DOORBELL RINGS | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
He wouldn't be so rude and impatient. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
-Coming, Zinnie! -I'll get it! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
You can all come down now - Christmas dinner is ready. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
-Take a seat. -Anywhere in particular? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Well, if you sit next to me we can put the wine between us | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-and the kids won't not notice how much we drink. -Sounds like a plan. -You stick with me, babe. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
Hey, is it not ready yet? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Suddenly I'm wishing I'd got you that book on etiquette. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
But I only get a miniscule break between shifts. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Feed the poor girl, Leyla. The quicker she eats her dinner, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
quicker she can help with the washing up. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Sit, sit, I need you near me. Nic, boys a little help, please. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
# So this is Christmas | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
# And what have you done? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
# Another year over | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
# And a new one just begun | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
# And so this is Christmas | 0:25:35 | 0:25:40 | |
# I hope you have fun | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
# The near and the dear one | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
# The old and the young | 0:25:50 | 0:25:55 | |
# A very Merry Christmas | 0:25:55 | 0:26:00 | |
# And a happy New Year | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
# Let's hope it's a good one | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
# Without any fear | 0:26:09 | 0:26:14 | |
# And so this is Christmas | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
# For weak and for strong | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
# For rich and the poor ones | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
# The world is so wrong | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
# And so happy Christmas | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
# For black and for white | 0:26:38 | 0:26:44 | |
# For yellow and red ones | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
# Let's stop all the fight | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
# A very merry Christmas | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
# And a happy New Year | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
# Let's hope it's a good one | 0:27:03 | 0:27:08 | |
# Without any fear | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
# And so this is Christmas | 0:27:13 | 0:27:18 | |
# And what have we done | 0:27:18 | 0:27:24 | |
# Another year over | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
# A new one just begun | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
# And so happy Christmas... # | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
-Aww. Cheers, Nic. -No biggie. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
You're obviously really good at this. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
I keep telling Raymond we need a dedicated dishwasher. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
Well, as much as I'd love to spend more time with you, I'm quite happy at the salon. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
I suppose sweeping up hair and clearing tables, is pretty much the same skill set. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
You know, you should come in for a trim - | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
I promise I won't nudge Hayley's arm when she's cutting it. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Won't Raymond be expecting you back at the pub? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
They'll still be stuffing their face over at Gina's. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
-Your portions were far more civilised. -Thanks, thanks very much. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
I suppose it's really Stevie you've got to worry about. I mean junkie's don't have much of an appetite. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:18 | |
-Nic, why don't you get Zinnie's coat for her? -Definitely no biggie. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
I really should go and relieve Annie. She won't have had a chance to touch up her make-up | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
-and we don't want the customers getting frightened! -You really are full of sh... | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
-The Christmas spirit. -It's called being honest. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
It's called being something else, but we'll let it pass for now, eh? | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
-Good idea! -Yeah, I'm happy to paper over the cracks, | 0:28:38 | 0:28:42 | |
sweep things under the rug... How is Michael, by the way? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
-Well, big family man. Devoted dad. And yet he's not here? -He's working. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:56 | |
-Couldn't he get out of it? -He didn't try. -Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:03 | |
He's just doing what's fair for... Oh, forget it. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:07 | |
I didn't mean to upset you. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Thanks, Nicole. On you go. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
Don't let the door hit your jacksy on the way out. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Thank you for a lovely lunch. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
You shouldn't let her get to you, you know. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
I said exactly the same things to Michael myself this morning. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
Just hearing them from somebody else | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
-makes me feel like a spoiled brat. -No, you're not! You're... | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
You're fine. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
Think I finally understand the phrase "damned with faint praise." | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
-Now listen, I don't meant that, I mean... -Gabriel, shhh. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
You're being really sweet, and I appreciate it. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
Nic, darling, you've done enough let me take over. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
-You didn't have to do all that. -I don't mind. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
-It's a bit crowded in there anyway. -Aye. I suppose. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
I was thinking, it might be a bit more of a party over at Deek's. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:18 | |
-Do you want to go? -Aye, if that's all right. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
-You don't have to ask my permission. -I wasn't. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
All right then, you go and I'll catch up with you. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:32 | |
-I meant go together. -Really? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:37 | |
-Of course, you idiot. -All right, so I'm an idiot now, am I? | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
Not just now, most of the time. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
So is that why you've been avoiding me all day? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
We woke up together and I've hardly seen you since! | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
-I mean you were late coming to Deek's! -I explained that... | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
-You couldn't wait for an excuse to go to my gran's. -I was just being helpful. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
Look, Stella, I get it - I'm too full on, | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
I'm suffocating you or whatever. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
-No. -I shouldn't've bought you all that stuff. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:07 | |
I loved my presents, Bob! They were amazing. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
No. That's not your thing, all right? I get it. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
Will you stop saying that you get it?! You don't get it! | 0:31:13 | 0:31:18 | |
Tattie and Christina are here! Come on out and make them feel welcome! | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
You an' all, Stella. Your lassies have been through a lot, | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
they don't want to see you with a face on! | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
-What? Me? -Aye, you! Come on! | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
Before Lenny Murdoch puts them on the game or something. Hahaha! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:34 | |
# Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall... # Come on, everybody! | 0:31:34 | 0:31:39 | |
# Are you hangin'... # Hahahah! | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
-This is great, Robbie. -All false modesty aside, yes, it is, and it's all down to me. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:51 | |
What about Deek? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
Deek is basting the bird via the miracle of text messaging. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
-Why isn't he here? -I think he knew he'd look bad compared to me. | 0:31:55 | 0:32:00 | |
But why really? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
See now it's me who's gonna look bad. He's away doing charity work. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
-Oh, the wee soul. -I know. Puts us all to shame. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
OK, before you all start weeping into your Prosecco you should know that he has an ulterior motive. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:13 | |
Oh aye, I never had you down as a cynic. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
I'm not - but Deek's helping out at the community centre | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
because he wants Murray to give him a job. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-You mean he's not holier than thou? -He's not even holier than thou. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
What? | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Never mind, just keep the drinks coming till Mother Theresa gets back. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:32 | |
# Ohhhhhhhhh, oh, Antonio | 0:32:32 | 0:32:37 | |
# He's went away | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
# Left me alone-io | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
# All on my own-io | 0:32:44 | 0:32:48 | |
# I'd like to meet him with his new sweetheart, | 0:32:48 | 0:32:53 | |
# Then off will go Anton-io | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
# And his ice cream caaarrrt! # | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
LAUGHING AND CHEERING | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
Right, who's next?! | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
Ahem, ahem. # Come, they told me... # | 0:33:09 | 0:33:14 | |
-Shut it, Jimmy Mullen! -Eh? -Have you got no manners?! We should be letting the guests sing. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:20 | |
Right, enough - I've never even heard a Ukrainian Christmas Carol. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
No, no, no. I was thinking more of Grandpa Lenny. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
-Aw, no, no. I think I'll spare you that. -No way! | 0:33:28 | 0:33:33 | |
Folk keep telling me you're part of this family! So join in the family sing song! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:38 | |
-Don't want the wee man thinking you're a grumpy, vicious, spiteful... -He doesn't think that! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:51 | |
Ah, well, weans are very intuitive, aren't they? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:57 | |
Yeah, I'm sure he knows when somebody's trying to use him to score points, anyway. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
Come on, let Grandpa put you down for a nap. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Stick him on our bed, all the coats are in your room. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
Hello. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
I can't hear you, it's a bad line. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
How are you doing, Big Man?! It's Bob! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
Aye, aye, she's here, aye. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
He wants to talk to Madonna. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
That's me lost the second world war then. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
-Well, you probably need a drink. -I'm OK. -Come on, sit down. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:48 | |
I'm fine here. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
I'm knackered I think is the medical term. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
-You've been rushed off your feet. -I'm sure I used to have more energy. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
-Did I suddenly wake up middle aged? -No, don't be silly. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:06 | |
You've been busy all day and I don't think that wine's helped. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:12 | |
-Actually the wine's working wonders, thanks very much. -If you say so. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:16 | |
Yeah, I do say so. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
-SHE YAWNS -Would it be incredibly rude | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
-if I closed my eyes for a few minutes. -Hey, you're among friends. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:26 | |
I know. Thanks, Gabriel. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
Have you ever been abroad for Christmas? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Nah. I don't fancy it. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
I do. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
Somewhere warm. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
Somewhere hot, in fact. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
You'd miss the snow. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
No, I don't think I would. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:59 | |
Cruising along a coastal road, looking at the view, | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
heading towards seafood on the beach. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
-Never happen. -Why are you raining on my parade?! -I'm not. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:13 | |
I'm just saying that you're not gonnae get three kids in the back of a 1971 TR6, are you? | 0:36:13 | 0:36:19 | |
-What? -How do you know I was thinking about my old car?! | 0:36:22 | 0:36:27 | |
-Lucky guess. -How do you even know about my old car? | 0:36:27 | 0:36:32 | |
You mentioned it, a while back. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
-Oh, yeah... -See, mystery solved - I'm not psychic. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:43 | |
But it was weeks ago. I'm still surprised that you remembered. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Guys can remember all sorts of useless rubbish. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
I can still rattle off the track-listings for the first three Jam albums. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Oh, yeah. Silly me! Why would something like that matter to you? | 0:36:51 | 0:36:56 | |
-It wouldn't... -All right, guys. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
-Save any lives? -Not exactly. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
There was one kid who'd swallowed tinsel. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
I told his parents to wait until the 6th January. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
No?! Come on. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
-Better than the crackers, surely? -About equal. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
Gabriel lost the war. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-Oh, aye? Arnhem? -Normandy. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
-I'll get you some food while you debrief. -Thanks, darling. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
Uncle Gabriel! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
Oh, I think that's me being called up for active service again. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
BOB: # Happy birthday to you | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
# Happy birthday, wee Madonna | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
# Happy birthday to you. # | 0:37:55 | 0:37:59 | |
Erm... | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Oh, the card?! Hold on a second! | 0:38:01 | 0:38:05 | |
Aye. I know. Good girl. Say thanks to Uncle Bob. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
Thank you, Uncle Bob. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
We thought you were going to be here with us to give it to her yourself. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Aye! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Everybody's here! Do you want to speak to... OK. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
-Please. -When are you gonna ring back?! | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
-He's away. -Let me phone him back. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
-It's a payphone, not his mobile. -Christina. -It should still have the number. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:32 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
Shhhh. You gonna go for a wee sleep? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
I'll sing you what your daddy's favourite song was. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:58 | |
# Two little boys had two little toys | 0:38:58 | 0:39:03 | |
# Each had a wooden horse | 0:39:03 | 0:39:08 | |
# Gaily they played | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
# Each summer's day | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
# Warriors both, of course | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
# One little chap then had a mishap | 0:39:16 | 0:39:21 | |
# Chopped off his horse's head | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
# Wept for his toy then cried with joy | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
# As his young playmate said... # | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
-What's this? -It's a personal DVD player. -Eh? | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
-You can watch what you like, right here - no other human interaction. -You trying to be funny with me? -No. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:44 | |
No. I just know you prefer your own company. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:48 | |
-I can do without sitting next to other people's drool, that's true. -I'll show you how it works. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:53 | |
The staff can do it for me - earn their money for a change. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:57 | |
-OK. I better get going. -I haven't given you your present yet. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:02 | |
-When have you had a chance to get me a present? -I'm a resident here, Viv, not a prisoner. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:08 | |
It's in the drawer. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
-You didn't go overboard on wrapping paper then? -Open it. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
How did you manage to get hold of a passport? | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Even stuck here I'm more use than you. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
Lenny and Frances get their wee bit of winter sun after all. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
He wouldn't even talk to me. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
I suppose I was wrong, | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
you can't count on Christmas making everything all right, can you? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
No, you can't. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
-You've got to work it out for yourself. -Aye. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:59 | |
-Are you gonnae come inside now? -I don't know. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:04 | |
Well, Scarlett's going to make Lenny play charades. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Might be worth seeing. I kinda want him to do Friends. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:13 | |
-Or Little Miss Sunshine. -Or the Muppet Christmas Carol. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
OK, I want to see that. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:21 | |
You all right? | 0:41:26 | 0:41:27 | |
Even microwaved it was delicious. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
-It was perfect earlier. -It was perfect just now. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
-Do you want anything else? -Tradition dictates... -A pudding? Really? | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
It's being nuked as we speak. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
-Get a room you two. -Strictly speaking these are all our rooms. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:06 | |
I know, it's a shame there's so much stuff on the kitchen table. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
When we were first together you'd have just thrown that all on the floor. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:13 | |
That would contravene all sorts of health and safety regulations. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
-Even so, why don't I leave you guys in peace? -What's wrong, Gabe? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Is it like when your parents talk about sex? Are we embarrassing you? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
No, but you'll probably end up embarrassing yourself when you sober up. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
-Gabriel! -We're only joking. -I'm just trying to spare a lady's blushes. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:31 | |
That's rich coming from someone with YOUR track record where women are concerned. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:35 | |
But you're not "women", are you? you're my brother's wife. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
-You might want to start remembering that. -What's wrong with you? -Nothing! | 0:42:39 | 0:42:44 | |
Maybe I've just outstayed my welcome. I'm sorry. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
Hi, Deeky! | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
-Hey, how's my bird doing? -You should be so lucky. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
-Funny! You know what I mean. -Robbie's in control. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
-Oh, well, as long as he's followed my instructions. -Oh, I'm sure he has, sir. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
-To the letter, sir - have a vol-au-vent and shut it. -Take the mickey all you like | 0:44:10 | 0:44:15 | |
but Christmas dinner takes careful planning and precise execution. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
Couldn't agree more. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
It's rare to find a young person with such a wise head on their shoulders, don't you think? | 0:44:21 | 0:44:25 | |
-Absolutely. -I think you would be a tremendous asset to the team here. -What team? | 0:44:25 | 0:44:31 | |
-Is it not just you? -Two makes a team. -OK. -How are the guests? How are we ladies and gents? | 0:44:31 | 0:44:38 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
I'm impressed - thanks. Deek. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
You get yourself home, I'll deal with the second sitting. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
-If you don't mind...wait a minute....second sitting? -Uh-huh. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:50 | |
-Lots of hungry, lonely people around and we have to cater for them. -When you say "cater..." | 0:44:50 | 0:44:55 | |
-Is something wrong? -Is there going to be more food? -Just what's in the kitchen. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:59 | |
-I've used what's in the kitchen. -All of it? -Yes. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:04 | |
-Deek, that was meant to cover two sittings! -I did wonder why so many had left their puddings. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:09 | |
I've got another 12 people arriving! | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
-I'll call Gina, see if she's got anything at the Oyster. -That's a good idea. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
Although I don't think our guests will be expecting a plate of stale muffins, do you?! | 0:45:16 | 0:45:22 | |
Gina? We've got a really big problem here. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:28 | |
Tell you what, I'll just leave you to it. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
Cheerio! | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:45:40 | 0:45:41 | |
-ALL: -Wooh! -Looks great eh? | 0:45:41 | 0:45:42 | |
-It looks absolutely amazing. -And that smell, oh. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
-You should've seen him massaging the herbs into the skin. Took him hours. -MOBILE PHONE BEEPS | 0:45:46 | 0:45:52 | |
"Start without me. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss." Aw, one kiss for each of us. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:57 | |
He can plant one where the sun don't shine if he thinks I'm going without my Christmas dinner. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:01 | |
-It's not his fault. -Actually it is. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:05 | |
-What's Santa's Little Helpless done now? -He messed up - he'll be hours. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:10 | |
OK, who wants white and who wants dark? | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
He loved his presents. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:22 | |
Yeah, well, I loved giving them to him. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
-Tell Frances thanks too - for the books. -Aye. Of course. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:29 | |
Listen, thanks for the invite. I know you're gonnae pay for it. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:34 | |
-I can handle my mum. -You think so? -She'll come round, Lenny. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
No, she won't. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:39 | |
-Least your right about something. -What's this? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:43 | |
Christmas Day football game over, back into the trenches? | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
I just don't want you leaving with my hat! | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
-I was gonna keep it to next year. -Next year? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
Don't you count your turkeys before they're hatched. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
Here, kiss the wee man good night for me. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
-He does love Callum, Ma. -I know. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
That's what scares me. Bad things happen to the folk Lenny loves. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:09 | |
-See you later, guys. -Not too late - I'm really tired. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
-I know, just a quick drink, you, me, and Gabriel. -Is he coming? | 0:47:18 | 0:47:23 | |
Well, he will do when you tell him there's a drink waiting on the bar. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
Why am I telling him? He was really weird with me. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
-But up till then you'd had a nice day, right? -I guess. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:32 | |
Let's not have the weird bit be the thing we remember about Christmas. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
-Go on, kiss and make up. -OK. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
-CAROL SINGERS SING -Will you slow down? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
-Can you hear something? -Sounds like...singing. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:51 | |
-Here. -What are you doing? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
-Just come here. -What are you doing?! | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
Shut up and kiss me. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
-Grab as much as you can carry. -Whoa, dinnae go mental. -Wow. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
I'm sorry I was weird today. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
Well, if this is how you make it up to me. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
I just wanted everything to be perfect. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
It was. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:21 | |
It is. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
Aye. I know. But I just... | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
Come on. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:30 | |
# Still the night | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
# Holy the night | 0:48:38 | 0:48:42 | |
# Shepherds first | 0:48:42 | 0:48:46 | |
# Saw the light... # | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
On you go, just give me two seconds, can't find my key. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
Yeah, that's fine. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Michael insisted that I come. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
Yeah? Why? | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
He doesn't want there to be any atmosphere between us. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
Listen, sorry for snapping earlier. Don't know what came over me. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
People do strange things at Christmas. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:18 | |
What did you say? | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
I said people do strange things at Christmas. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:26 | |
-Woah, woah, wait a second. -This is for me, right? | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
-I mean it's got my name on it. -Yeah, but it was... | 0:49:32 | 0:49:36 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
-Gabriel! -What? | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
-Where did you get this?! -I don't know. Some website. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:53 | |
This is exactly like the one I used to have. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:59 | |
That's what I thought. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
-Thank you. -Just a silly wee thing. -No. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:09 | |
It's beautiful and very... | 0:50:11 | 0:50:18 | |
thoughtful and kind and... I love it, Gabriel. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:22 | |
I'm glad. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
-Thank you. -You already said... | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHING | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
Ah, hello, hello. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:07 | |
It's starting to snow! | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
God bless everyone! | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
Now, have you two had a nice day? | 0:51:13 | 0:51:16 | |
I'm really sorry about this. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
-Hohoho! -Ta-dah! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:29 | |
Right, get that in the kitchen and start plating up. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
-What's all this? -A little community action initiative, Murray, | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
and all thanks to one man - Deek Henderson. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
-Really? -I don't know what he's talking about. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
Don't be so modest. Believe me, he is the single, sole reason any of us are here, and also for the | 0:51:40 | 0:51:45 | |
-fact that all these lovely people are about to be fed and watered. -That is extraordinary. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:49 | |
That's the word I've been looking for and you've nailed it. Extraordinary, Deek, | 0:51:49 | 0:51:53 | |
-that's what you are. -Well, thanks. -So, has he got the job? -Robbie! | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
Sorry, it's just you're too modest to ask. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Of course he's got the job - he saved the day. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
Shake on it! | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
Wohooo! That there is legally binding. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:07 | |
You know what you can do with your first wage? | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
Dinner for six, you pick the restaurant, I pick up the tab. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
Exactly. Now go supervise, because Iona's incapable. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:19 | |
I am... | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
Guys, thank you. Come on. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
Actually, these muffins are surplus to requirements now. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
-Could you do something with them? -I've got a few ideas, yes. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
-Hi, guys, you going to the pub? -What? Yeah. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
-Yes. -Cool. I'm going to meet Stevie. | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
-What's wrong? -Nothing! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
I know. It's been a really great Christmas. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
# The stars are brightly shining | 0:53:09 | 0:53:14 | |
# It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth | 0:53:14 | 0:53:20 | |
# Long lay the world | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
# In sin and error pining | 0:53:23 | 0:53:26 | |
-# Till He appeared... # -You cold? -Aye, freezing. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:30 | |
-But I don't want to move. -You know our flat's empty. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:35 | |
-Deek's flat's empty. I've got keys for both of them. -Oh, aye? | 0:53:35 | 0:53:41 | |
So I'm just saying, if you really wanted to make it up to me. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:46 | |
-Owww! What was that for? -For ruining a beautiful moment. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:50 | |
I like beautiful moments but I can't feel my toes! | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
-And you do owe me a present. -I've got you a present, you idiot. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:57 | |
So where is it then? | 0:53:57 | 0:53:58 | |
Well, the thing is, it's kind of weird... | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
Or special, maybe. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:08 | |
-All right. I'm sure I'll like it. -It's not really for you. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:14 | |
-Is it one of they goats for Africa? -No! | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
It's just you'll be giving it back to me. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:20 | |
All right, now I'm lost. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
It's a ring. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:32 | |
-What? -It's for me. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
So that people'll know we're getting married. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Will you marry me, Bob Adams? | 0:54:48 | 0:54:52 | |
Of course I will. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
# She's gone | 0:55:20 | 0:55:24 | |
# 2,000 miles | 0:55:24 | 0:55:28 | |
# It's very far | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
# The snow came down | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
# Get's colder day by day | 0:55:36 | 0:55:40 | |
# I miss her | 0:55:40 | 0:55:44 | |
# I hear children singing | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
# It felt like Christmas time... # | 0:55:49 | 0:55:53 | |
-Listen. -No. I don't want to talk about it. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:58 | |
-Gabriel, I'm getting married. -Congratulations, honey. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
Ah! Bubba! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
CHEERING AND CLAPPING | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
-Sounds like a celebration. -Aye. It is. Merry Christmas, then. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:19 | |
-Yeah, Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:23 | |
-See you tonight, yeah? -Eh? -In the pub for the bells. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
I'm not sure. I think.... | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
You're not sure? It's Hogmanay. We'll be there, won't we, love? | 0:56:33 | 0:56:37 | |
Yeah! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:38 | |
-Anything for us? -There you go. -Thanks. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
-How long will I be closed? -Could be a couple of weeks. -A couple of weeks! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:48 | |
-I take it you've not told her yet. -Told me what? | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
After this run of gigs, Bob's moving to Dublin. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
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