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Why don't you let me call the police? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Are you going to call them yourself? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-No. -Whoever did this to you, they shouldn't get away with it. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Are we done here? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
What's this? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
What does it look like? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Are you asking me to marry you? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh, you're quick on the uptake. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Detective Constable Cooper, Ms McCrone reported that you were attacked last night. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
-When she said... -Ah, Gabriel! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Are you ready for my big night? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Mr Fraser? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Have you got any news yet, dates for the trial? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Actually, I'm on another case now so... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Meanwhile he's in fear of his life? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Er, strike that from the record M'Lud. I am fine and dandy. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
But I don't want that to happen to anybody else. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Me too. But it's with the Fiscal now. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-As soon as they get a date, they'll send you a letter. -OK. Right. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Let me see what I can find out. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I'll text you with any news once I'm off shift. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Great. Thank you | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Come on, Robbie. we've got a Hen to go to. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Here we go, Malcolm. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
Has everybody got drinks in? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
A toast. To Malcolm. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
There's no fool like an old fool! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Hey - less of the "old"! Cheers! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-Yup? -A bottle of Cava to carry-out thanks. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Very nice. Special occasion? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
It's for Liz's hen do. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
God, I know. Why would you even bother at that age? They're only going to peg it. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
22.50, thanks. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-Have you not got anything cheaper? -Sorry. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
The quicker the mini-market opens up the better. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Any day now apparently. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Although from what I hear it's not the sort of place | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
that's going to be selling fizz. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Didn't expect to find you here. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I'm just leaving. I know what these stag nights can be like. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I don't think you'll find Malcolm sellotaped to a lamppost in the morning. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Don't you believe it. C'mon, we're going through the back. -In a minute. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
No, on you go, I need to shoot anyway. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
-I'm late as it is. -Behave yourself. -No chance! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
-No, thanks. -I had one. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Well, this is nice. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I wonder how they're getting on at the stag do? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
They'll be swinging off the chandeliers. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Oh, no doubt. You know how it gets when alcohol's involved. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Not really. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
I hope for Dad's sake they're being careful. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
I thought he was looking tired. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Nonsense, he's fine. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Right, I'll just go and refresh the pot. Do help yourself, ladies. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:49 | |
There's plenty more in the kitchen. I've made far too many. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
Let's make our excuses and head up the town. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
Nah. I'm not in the mood. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
-You need to get back out there again. -I don't want to. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
You're going to die an old spinster. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Suits me. I've been thinking about getting a wee cat... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
TEXT ALERT PINGS | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Who's that? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
The polis. They've got news. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-That was quick! -I'll find out what's happening. -I'll come with you. -No. I need to do this myself. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:18 | |
Besides, we can't both leave. See you later. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-Oh, you leaving already, Robbie? -Sorry, polis business. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
Let's not keep you then. That'll be Stella. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
I'll let her in. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Make sure you get some beauty sleep now. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, yes. I intend to. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
-Bye, ladies. -ALL: Bye! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Hope you've not started without me! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
No. I see you've waited. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Sorry. She caught me as I was leaving I couldn't shake her off. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-Hey, that's my ma you're talking about. -Aye, but it's nothing you wouldn't say yourself! | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
It's the more the merrier, eh? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Of course. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I brought a bottle! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
We thought we'd just stick to tea. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
We don't want any hangovers at the wedding tomorrow. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
But thanks for this. I'll pop it into the drink's cabinet. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Save it for a special occasion. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Oh no, no, no! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Come on, Liz, you cannae have a hen night without a wee bevvy! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Here - crack that open. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
I'd a bottle of Irish Cream left from Christmas and I just poured some out. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Right, ladies. Let's get this party started! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
Bad luck, Gabe. Right, get to that bar. I've got a right drooth on here. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-I've a better idea. -No welching. The loser buys the round. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
There's no need for that. I have brought a wee carry-out. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
Bit high-class for you? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Ask no questions, Jimmy? And I'll tell you no lies. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
-Aye, I thought as much. -Let's just say I called a favour in from a pal, right? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Who are you mates with. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
It's wet and it's alcoholic. D'you want some or not? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I think I know where it came from. Just watch what you're doing. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Just get it down you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-Malcolm - fancy a wee one? -Don't mind if I do. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
Just don't tell the publican, eh? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Every man has his price. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
That is good stuff. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Nothing but the best for you, Malcolm. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Raymond, thanks, for tonight. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Like the man says. You deserve it. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-I'm a lucky so and so. Good friends. Good family. -And tomorrow, a good wife. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:57 | |
You know Liz's taking Power of Attorney? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I thought Eileen was doing that? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
We didn't want the girls to worry about making any big decisions | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
when the time comes. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Anything happens - Liz is the boss. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-Better be good to her then. -Oh, I intend to be. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Come on! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
-She'll never get that in! -She'll no get that in without gagging! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:35 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Victory lap! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
It's a shame Robbie couldn't make it. He's missing all the fun. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
She's OK! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh. My God! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
That was amazing! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
You are amazing! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
How the hell did this happen? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
I don't know. One minute we were talking trial dates and then... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-Oh, my God, I am so sorry. -This is so wrong. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-No, it isn't! -No, this is totally unprofessional. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
What? You were great! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
I'm serious! I'm not supposed to sleep with victims. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-Is that what you think of me? A victim? -No. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Cos if that was some kind of pity thing... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
It wasn't. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
-Some kind of new-fangled victim support initiative. -No. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Then count me in. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
-Are you always like this? -What? Alluring? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Facetious? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Possibly. What does that mean again? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
I give up. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
No, give in. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
All set for the big day? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Ready as I'll ever be. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Flat white to go, thanks. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
No bother. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Did I miss the zombie invasion? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Nope. They're still here. And taken up residence in his gut. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Good night, though. Malcolm had a good time. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I'll take your word for it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
The last part's a bit of a blank. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
You lost 50 quid at pool. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
And bagged off with Molly O'Hara on your way home. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Hilarious. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Listen, I'm at work all morning so you're in charge. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Anything still need doing for the wedding? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Just need to pick up the flowers and the car. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
And a job lot of paracetamol? | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
If you were any kind of pal you would write me out a prescription. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
For that kind of headache, we don't make pills big enough. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
See you lunchtime. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
-Brown or red? -What? -On your bacon roll. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
No - no bacon. Never mind. We'll go to the Oyster. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:29 | |
I'll show you off. Get your kit on. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh. You already have. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
-Yeah. I need to go. -I thought you weren't working until this afternoon? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
I'm not. I've just got stuff to do... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Maybe later then? -I could meet you in the pub? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
I dunno. I think I'm busy. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Yeah. Me too, actually. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
See you then. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Sure. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Oh, you've surfaced, have you? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
I think maybe I over did it last night. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
As long as you had a good time. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Aye. I did. How did your hen night go? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh, very quiet. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Now I think this might be - yes, this is from Jo. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Yes, isn't that lovely? I'll pop it up next to Ruth's. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Aw, very thoughtful. Just a shame they can't be here. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
I know, I know, still they're here in spirit. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Talking of which - I've got something for you. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Oh? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Something borrowed. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
To wear on your dress. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
It was Rose's. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
Oh, Malcolm. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
I hummed and I hawed | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
but I think she'd want to be here today in some kind of way. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
It just seems right. That's if you don't mind? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Not at all. It's beautiful. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
I don't know what to say. I didn't think to give you something. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
You've given me the world. And don't you forget it. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
So what time did you get in last night? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
What's it got to do with you? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
I heard you all got steaming. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Listen, it would take more than a couple of Irish Creams to fell me. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
You just stick to your homework | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
and leave the swallying to those that know how to do it properly. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
It's not homework. I'm checking out travel deals. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
We're going on a family holiday. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, are we? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Not you. Me, Mum and Bob. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Oh, that's very nice, isn't it? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
I suppose I'm only family when you need some place to stay! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
-Easy... -What's all this about you jetting off somewhere without me? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
No the now, Maw, eh? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Let's get you over to the sofa. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
I think a hard chair would be better. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-OK. -What's up with him? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
I done my back in last night. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Lying in your bed? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Does it matter? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
What were you doing in there? The pole vault? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-Ma! -Oh. -I so don't need to hear this. I'm going to school. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
If you want to make yourself useful, put the kettle on. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Good idea. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
Great - now everybody knows that I can't perform my marital duties. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Don't be silly - but maybe next time not so enthusiastic, eh? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
If there is a next time. I can't raise my arm let alone anything else. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:57 | |
You just need some rest and some painkillers. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
I'll make you an appointment with Dan - he'll give you a prescription. I'll get you some breakfast? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
Aye. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
Hey, it's me. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Listen, I don't know if you've forgotten or not | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
but today's the big day. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
So quit with the radio silence - gimme a phone about that car | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
we spoke about. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Heard of a doorbell? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Liz gave us keys because of dad. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
You look even worse than Raymond. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-Thank you. -How's the groom doing? -Fine. He's getting his stuff together. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
Already? Did you not tell him it was too soon? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Sorry. I must have missed the bit in my tenancy agreement that made me | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
your Dad's keeper. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Anyway, I need to go and get the wedding flowers. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
Dad? Dad, are you through there? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
I can't find my cuff links. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
You don't need to get dressed yet - it's hours till the wedding. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I just want to be organised. What are you after? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
I knew that stag do would be too much. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
You asked me to go over your vows? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Oh, aye. Where did I put them? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
I've got a copy here. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
No, no. I wrote new ones this morning. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Here they are. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
-Oh, Dad. -What's wrong? Are they too soppy? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
No, no. It's not that, it's just - this bit here. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
It's not that bit I'm worried about. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
No, but you say that Liz is the mother of your children. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:42 | |
Rose was our mum. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I know that. Let me see. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
It's just a slip of the pen. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
That's the bathroom free. Oh, Eileen. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
I didn't expect to see you so early. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-She's just away. We're all done. -I'll just see you out then. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Then Gabriel pulled out this whisky he'd scored off the back of a lorry. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Is it just whisky he can lay his hands on? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
What? The price of absinthe's gone through the roof! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
As you were. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Dan, I need to make an appointment for Bob. It's kind of urgent. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
OK. I'm full booked for this morning. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
I'll see him. Put him down for an "on the day". | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Oh, OK. Thanks. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-Ten o'clock OK? -I'll phone and tell him. Thank you. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Don't mention it. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
I'm looking forward to meeting the famous "Big Bob". | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
I might even find out how he got his nickname. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Or is that just between the two of you? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-How could he get something like that wrong? -He maybe had more of that whisky than we thought. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Are we out of paracetamol? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Raymond! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Look, it's his wedding day. He's got the jitters. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-It happens to the best of us. -He had it written down! I saw it with my own eyes. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Hallelujah. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
Thank you for your concern. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Look, he knows full well that Liz isn't your mum. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
Maybe this has all gone a bit too fast for him. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
He knows what he's doing. They both do. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-I suppose. -I know it's all moving a bit fast but it's hardly shotgun, is it? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
They've got the legal stuff sorted. He was telling me last night that Liz's taken Power of Attorney. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:44 | |
What? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
I know. Good for her, eh? One less thing for you to worry about. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-What do you think? -I think this will go OK. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-You got a minute? -Yeah. What is it? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
We've got a problem. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Hi. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Here we go. One posy, eight buttonholes. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
Wonderful. Thank you so much. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Now what time is the wedding car arriving? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
I'm just waiting on a call to firm up the details. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I can't wait till he sees it. Malcolm loves a classic car. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
It's really very kind of your friend to let us borrow it. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
He's that kind of guy. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Right, I reckon you'd need to be here at say quarter to one, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
if you've got to come back to pick me up... | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I'm doing it again, aren't I? I'm fussing again. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
I'm sure everything will be fine. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
-Course it will. -Come on in, Gina. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I need to shoot. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Listen, how are you feeling? | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
I think things may have got slightly out of hand last night... | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
I'm fine. Is my dad in? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
In the bath. But I'm really glad you're here. I've got something to give you. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Liz, never mind that. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Eileen told me that my dad's made you Power of Attorney | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Ah. She's stolen my thunder. That's what I had to give you. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
The legal letters. They arrived this morning of all days. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
We've all got copies. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
And, there's a couple of things changed in your father's will. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:35 | |
Right. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
It was some rigmarole, I can tell you. Letters from the doctor and what-not. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
But you have to be judged to be compos mentis before you can | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
make any changes at all. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
So you'll understand why we had to do things in a hurry. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Just in case there's any more.... deterioration. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
-Yeah. Of course. -I don't want to put a pall over the day but I just thought that you | 0:19:56 | 0:20:03 | |
and Eileen know that I've got everything under control. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
So we can all relax. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
I don't really see what the problem is. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
The problem is that a vulnerable man has somehow been persuaded | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
to sign over everything to a woman whose name he doesn't even know! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Eileen... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
What does she mean? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Your dad was a wee bit confused this morning. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
It's pre-wedding nerves. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
No. No, it's dementia. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
You know, I don't even know what I've been thinking. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
We've all been going along with this wedding thinking that | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
it's lovely and romantic but it's not. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
It's just plain wrong. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Dad is clearly in no fit state to be making a big decision | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
like getting married. He can't be. Or he'd never have agreed to this. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
-That's ridiculous! -Is it? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Can you honestly say that you're happy that he knows what he's doing? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Just finish getting the pub ready for the reception. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
What? You're going to let this farce of a wedding go ahead? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
No, I'm going go and speak to Liz and Dad, let them put my mind at ease. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
-And if they can't? -Just get on with it, eh? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Relax. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
When did the pain come on? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
I was in my bed. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Were you doing something very strenuous? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
I'd rather not say. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
I see. Well, I can give you a prescription | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
and sign you off work for a week but in future you might want | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
to avoid exerting yourself in a similar fashion. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-You mean I've not to... -No. Don't be silly. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
But you need to expand your repertoire, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
you know, find positions that keep your back stable. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
I'm not sure I know what you mean. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Good grief, I'm not going to demonstrate. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
If you're short of ideas, why don't you go get yourself | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
a book from the library or whatever people do these days. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Right, OK, thanks. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
No. I'm not done. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Oh? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
You're very fat. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
Aye, I've put on a wee bit recently. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
More than just a bit. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
You don't need me to tell you that you're dangerously overweight. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
I need to go to my work. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I've signed you off. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Roll up your sleeve. I want to do your blood pressure. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
And we should probably run some blood glucose | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
and cholesterol tests. I can get Tatiana to arrange those. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
No! I don't want her involved. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Fine. Then I'll do them myself. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
No, look nobody's doing anything. I just came in here for my back. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
It's all part of the same thing. You're morbidly obese! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
And you're a nosy cow! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Send in the next one. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-Lenny in? -No. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Good. Get on the boss's line and phone that number. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Tell the guy Lenny wants to see him, pronto. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
I don't take orders from you. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Do it! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
All right, all right. Calm your breeks. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
You know the more I think about this the worse it gets. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Any chance you could put those down and give me a hand? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Raymond, do you really not get what's going on here? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Nope. But I'm pretty sure you're going to tell me. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
OK, how about this? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
For years she's been happy enough being his bidey-in | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
but the minute he gets ill, she's dragging him up the aisle, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
taking away all his rights, taking away his house... | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Woah! This is Liz Buchanan we're talking about here, not some bounty hunting bimbo! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
And trust me, I know the difference! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Then why didn't she marry him years ago? Why wait till now? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I don't know. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Because if he dies and they're not married she's got exactly | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
what she had before she met him - which is nothing! | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
This way she gets the house, the works. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
The house, by the way, which is Stuart's inheritance | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
as well as mine! I bet you hadn't thought of that. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
No! I hadn't actually! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Because it's your dad's money and he can do what he likes with it! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
He doesn't know what he wants! How can he? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
He doesn't even know where he keeps his socks! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
He doesn't know who he's marrying! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
Right, you listen to me. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I know this is going to be tough. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
And I wouldn't wish it on anyone, far less you. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
But I know one thing sure... | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
..Malcolm knows exactly who Liz is | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
and why he's marrying her. And as for all this other stuff, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
if your dad's mind wasn't sound enough to make these decisions | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
the doctor would never have let him. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Am I really the only one around here that cares about him? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
You really care? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
Then let him have a day to remember. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
He might not have that many more. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Hey! Excuse me! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Eileen. Everything all right? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
-I was given this today. -Right...? -I take it you were involved. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
I'm your dad's GP. It was a formality. They had to make sure he was of sound mind. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
And you told them he was. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Malcolm has memory problems but he's still capable of making decisions. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
And that's your professional opinion, is it? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
This morning he got my mum and Liz mixed up in his vows. That says to me he doesn't know what's going on. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
Eileen, this is all part of your Dad's illness. Forgetting names is common in dementia | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
but he's still in the early stages. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Look, there may be times when he seems more confused | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
and unfortunately this will become more frequent | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
but he still has more good days than bad days, don't you think? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
I think it's really easy for you to stand there and pontificate | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
when you don't have the first clue idea this is doing to my family. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
-Listen... -No, you listen. I'm going to challenge this | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
and I'm going to take it all the way if I have to. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
And by the time I'm finished, your professional opinion won't be worth that. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Gina! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Have you spoken to them? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
No, no, there's nobody home. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Liz must have gone off to the hairdressers already. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Right, well, there's Dad. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Probably best we get him on his own anyway. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Gonnae just let me, eh? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
But... | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Come on, Eileen. You've had your say. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I want to make up my own mind. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Look, why don't you go off to number 18, eh? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
And nothing to Liz? Not until I've spoke to my dad. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Go on, eh? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
Hi, Dad. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Hey. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Should you not be getting ready? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Probably. I needed to get out the house for a bit. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
It's like a walk up the hills. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
One minute it's clear, then the next the fog comes down | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
and everything's lost... | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
..including me. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Dad, see if you're confused about the wedding... | 0:26:56 | 0:27:01 | |
Why would I be? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Eileen mentioned there was some sort of mix up with the vows. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Oh, did she? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Dad, you're just making so many decisions right now. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Liz told me about the Power of Attorney | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
and you changing your Will. I just need to know... | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Dad, I just want... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
What, that I know what I'm doing? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
You think I'm that bad? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
No! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
The reason I want to marry Liz is because she's got faith in me. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
Which is more than I can say for you! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Come on, Dad! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
I'm disappointed in you, Gina. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Now excuse me, I've got a wedding to get ready for. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
There you go. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
Oh, not for me, thanks. I'll just stick to the orange juice. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
Probably best. You'll need to have all your faculties on your big day. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
In fact, is it not a legal requirement? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Top me right up. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
Now I was going to ask your opinion, dear. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
I've got a last minute addition to my outfit. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
And I was wondering, do you think I should dispense with the necklace? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
Oh, that's gorgeous! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:22 | |
Thank you. I do rather like it. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
But yeah, you probably don't need the necklace. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
Where'd you get that? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
Malcolm gave it to me. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
You know, something borrowed. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
It was your mum's, I believe. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Yes. Yes, it was. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
You don't mind, do you? Only your dad was very insistent. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:44 | |
No, you go right ahead, Liz. Fill your boots. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
Okey dokes. I'll just go and get your hairspray. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
I don't know what's going on there but you cold cut it with a knife. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:54 | |
They were getting on fine last night. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
Well, that's weddings for you. In fact that's "love" full stop. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
Nothing but grief from beginning to end. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
-There you go. -Thank you, dear. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
That's the fella to see Lenny. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
Gimme two secs, then send him in. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
Not who you were expecting, eh? | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
He's gonna need a cab. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
Thanks. You look lovely, by the way. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
It's very striking. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
Does it match the dress, aye? | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
Unfortunately. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
I'll show you out. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:50 | |
No, it's OK. I'm going to wait for Gina. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Sure. Make yourself at home. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
She is such a nippy sweetie. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
You waiting on a message? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
-It's not coming. -Something up? | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
-Sorry I'm late, guys. -You're fine. Hayley's just finished with Eileen. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
-Aye, take a pew. -Give us a minute, eh? -Sure. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:10 | |
-I have just spoke to my dad. -And? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:13 | |
-He knows exactly what he's doing. -But this morning... | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
Look, will you button it? Look, this wedding's happening. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:20 | |
So can you just drop it, and try and make it a nice day - | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
-for his sake? -Everything I do is for his sake. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
Say that often enough and I might just believe you. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Liz, you're looking lovely! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
Oh, thank you! | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
-Cheers! -I think this side is better, don't you? -Definitely. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
Good afternoon, sir. Your chariot awaits. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
A Mercedes! | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Let's not keep your chauffeur waiting. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
Who did this? We're trying to save money. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
It's a wee present from Gabriel. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
You shouldn't have. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:55 | |
Honest, Malcolm. It was nothing. Come on, in you go. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
Problem? | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
Nah. Sweet. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
Well, thank you, Eileen but there was really no need to wait for me. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
I wanted a quiet word. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Oh, yes? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
Why are you doing this? | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
What? | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
Marrying my dad, after all this time? | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
I don't know, because he asked me. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
And you saw an opportunity. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
Sorry? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Well, this way you get everything, control over my dad, | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
and then all his money when he goes. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
And you think that's why I'm doing this? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
I'm trying to think of another reason but I'm coming up short. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Your father and I... we love each other. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:06 | |
I know this morning when I spoke to him he couldn't remember your name. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
If you think that's a good start to a marriage then you just go right ahead. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:15 | |
But I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to walk away. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
See you at the wedding... | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
or not. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
-OK. Spill. -What? | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
-You've been in a dwam all morning. Who is he? -Who? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
Aye, right. Don't come it. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
The copper who worked on my assault. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
And now you're seeing him? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
For one night only. Now he doesn't want to know. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
Why wouldn't he? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
Oh, come on. Easy pickings. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
If I'm stupid enough to get myself beaten up then I'm stupid enough | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
to sleep with somebody who only wants one thing. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
Which, by the way, I'd normally be up for but... | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
-You really like him? -I made such an idiot of myself. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
There I was banging on about what he wanted for breakfast and whether | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
he likes brown or red sauce, I look up and he's walking out the door. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
I felt like... | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
Gloria Gaynor? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:17 | |
But less assertive. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
Do you want my advice? Play it cool. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
What's for you'll not go by you. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Thanks, Gran. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
Kelly-Marie, can I get another champagne, please? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Wow. Classy. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
It's certainly some view. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
Where's those damn vows? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
You feeling OK, Malcolm? | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
Course I am! | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
-Oh, that's Eileen here already? -Hi, Dad. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
Eileen, I'll just go and say hello to the wee man. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
-You made good time. -Yeah, I got a cab. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
I didn't want to be putting the buggy up and down in this dress. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
Quite right too. You look lovely by the way. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
You should wear that colour more often. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
Shut up, Raymond. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Actually, Eileen, could we have a quick word about earlier? | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
I don't think this is the time or place. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Eileen! Can you give me a hand here? | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:34:21 | 0:34:22 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
Sorry, I'm late. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
Hayley kept faffing about with this blooming fascinator thingy. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Right, I'll go and get dressed. Gabriel will be... | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Why you not dressed, Liz? | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Liz? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
Come on, read them. I don't want any mistakes. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Dad... | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
Whatever happened to just showing up and saying what the minister says? | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
It's all so complicated. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Dad, you don't have to do this. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
No, no. Liz wanted us to write our own vows | 0:35:10 | 0:35:14 | |
and what Liz wants, Liz gets. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
Doesn't mean she always has to get it her own way. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
Ach, it's fine. I want to make her happy. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
I want to make you all happy. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:35:26 | 0:35:27 | |
Fat chance of that happening. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
How do you mean? | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Ach, Gina was asking questions this morning. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Is that how it's going to be from now on? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Nobody trusting my judgment? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
Hey, come on. Read the vows. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Are they all right? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
They're perfect. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Ah, good. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:56 | |
Now all we need's the bride. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
One chicken mayo and a bag of cheese and onion. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
You're a star. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:26 | |
I tried to talk to your husband about his weight this morning. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
He didn't want to engage. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
He's a bit sensitive about it. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
It's personal... Embarrassing. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
Clearly. But until he does something about it, | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
it's always going to be the elephant in the room. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Literally. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
You think that's funny? | 0:36:48 | 0:36:49 | |
Not at all. Morbid obesity isn't remotely amusing. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
I'd have thought as a health professional you'd be aware of that. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
Of course I am. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
And yet you married a man who's a walking heart attack? | 0:36:57 | 0:37:01 | |
Was there anything else? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:02 | |
Talk to him... before it's too late. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
Or if you find the prospect of your husband's imminent demise | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
too embarrassing, send him back to me and I'll sort him out. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:15 | |
Any sign? | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
Not yet. I'll try Gabriel again. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
Thanks. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
I might have been a bit sharp with you earlier. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
It's OK. I know it must be hard. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
But if you're not coping... | 0:37:49 | 0:37:50 | |
I am. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
I just want to do the right thing by Dad. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Is that so hard to understand? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Not at all. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
It's just if you're too close to a situation, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
it's hard to know what the right thing is. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
Let me see if I can find out what's happening. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
Well, just a little longer. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
Thanks. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:21 | |
Any joy? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Still no answer. What do we do? | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
I dunno. But there's another wedding booked at three. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
She's not coming, is she? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:29 | |
Was it something I said? | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
Did I do something wrong that I can't remember? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
This damned thing! It's ruined everything! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
No, Dad. This isn't your fault. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
I shouldn't have pushed this wedding business. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
Even if she doesn't show up, it needn't be the end of the world. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
How can you say that? | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
That woman's the only thing that's been keeping me going. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
-We're here. -Is Liz with you? | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
Course, Dad. Where else would she be? | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
Oh, thank God for that. | 0:38:58 | 0:38:59 | |
Come on, Malcolm. Let's get this show on the road. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
What were you thinking of? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
-I just... -Och, save it. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
You all set? | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
Ready as I'll ever be. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:15 | |
Look, Malcolm. I'll do the honours. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
Where's Eileen? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
Don't worry about that. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
-Where have you been? -Doesn't matter. I'm here now. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
MUSIC: Trumpet Voluntary by Jeremiah Clarke | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
Please be seated. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
If anyone knows of any reason why these two | 0:40:07 | 0:40:12 | |
cannot be joined in matrimony, please speak now. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
Doubt thou the stars are fire | 0:40:19 | 0:40:24 | |
Doubt that the sun doth move | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
Doubt truth to be a liar | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
But...never doubt...I love. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:39 | |
Thank you, Elizabeth. Now, Malcolm, your vows? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:48 | |
I...M-Malcolm...Hamilton... | 0:41:01 | 0:41:07 | |
Could he just do the regular vows when he repeats after you? | 0:41:12 | 0:41:17 | |
-Of course. -No. No, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
I, Malcolm Hamilton... | 0:41:21 | 0:41:25 | |
t-t-take... | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
..ta... | 0:41:30 | 0:41:31 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
Look at me, Malcolm. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
..take you, Elizabeth Buchanan, to be my lawful wedded wife. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Ach, I've never needed a piece of paper to tell me how I feel. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
I'm not going to start now. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
My mind may be playing up but my heart's as strong as ever. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:10 | |
And I love you with my whole heart. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
I can't promise you the moon and the stars | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
but I can promise you more of all that good stuff | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
we've had from the moment we met - | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
the love, the companionship, | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
lots of right good laughs, | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
and plenty of arguments over the crossword. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
Uh-huh. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Oh, Malcolm. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
I mean we don't know what's coming tomorrow but who does? | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
But hang it all. Let's face the music and dance! | 0:42:58 | 0:43:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Malcolm and Elizabeth, I now pronounce you man and wife. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:09 | |
Malcolm, you may continue to kiss the bride. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
All right, everyone, here they come. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Quick, quick - confetti at the ready! | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
Is this the happy couple? | 0:43:31 | 0:43:33 | |
Yeah, but at their age what's the point? | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
Hope springs eternal. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
PHONE RINGS And he wonders why he got jumped? | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
-Talk to her. Don't let it spoil the day. -Liz? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
Not now, thank you. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
-Aw, they look so happy. -I know. I love a wedding. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
My one night stand. 12 o'clock. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
-Is that him? -Aye. -He is FIT. -You mean out of my league? | 0:44:09 | 0:44:13 | |
Don't be daft. You're a catch. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
-Did he just totally blank you? -He's on duty. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
If you say so. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
Come on, let's just get inside. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
THEY CHAT AMONGST THEMSELVES | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
Thanks, everybody. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
It's been a long day so, if you don't mind, | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
Liz and I have asked Eileen to say a few words on our behalf. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
She's an old hand at this public speaking. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
So let's hear it for my beautiful daughter, Eileen. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
What is she wearing? | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
They had a carpet that colour in the hospital. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:07 | |
Very absorbent, didn't show the vomit. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
Right, well, f-first of all, I'd like to thank you all for coming. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
For being here. It means a lot to my dad...and Liz. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
Erm...and I'd like to take this opportunity | 0:45:16 | 0:45:21 | |
to formally welcome Liz into the family. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
It's clear how happy she's makes my dad. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:29 | |
Erm... | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
and... | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
And to us, his family... | 0:45:33 | 0:45:37 | |
..erm, his happiness is everything... | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
Oh, erm... | 0:45:47 | 0:45:48 | |
So, everyone, Liz and Malcolm, eh? | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
THEY TOAST: Liz and Malcolm. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
That was great. Short but sweet. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
I'll just go and refresh my glass. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
No, let me get it for you. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
You stay and have a chat with Eileen. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
I'll give you a hand, Dad. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:20 | |
Excuse me, I have guests to attend to. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
It's done now. Can we just move on? | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Eileen...I am choosing to believe | 0:46:35 | 0:46:40 | |
that you spoke out of... misplaced concern for your father | 0:46:40 | 0:46:46 | |
and not from any genuine suspicion of me. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
Let's just leave it at that, shall we? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
I just want what's best for him. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:58 | |
Oh! Well, why can't you accept that what's best for him | 0:46:58 | 0:47:03 | |
might just be me? | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
-I just wanted to say thank you. It's lovely. -Don't be daft. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:19 | |
What's all this? The vegetable stall gone into liquidation? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:27 | |
I want to make Bob something healthy for his dinner tonight. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
Aye, well, you've missed the boat. I've made him a nice pie and chips. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
Did I just hear the magic words? | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
Yes, a lovely homemade steak pie, son. Your favourite. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
Ya dancer! | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
But not very healthy. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
There's onions in that pie! They're vegetables! | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
And you wonder why you can't lose weight? | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
-Ach, leave the boy alone. On you go, son. -No! | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
This isn't right. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:54 | |
I know you cook him these things out of love but this food... | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
it's not good for him. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
Can we just enjoy our dinner? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
No. We have to be honest about this. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
-You've got a problem. -Ha! Honest, she says! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
-The one that wouldn't know the truth if it hit her in the face! -Steady, Ma. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:12 | |
No, I'm not taking this. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
Her standing in my kitchen criticising my cooking, | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
criticising my boy. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
-I'm trying to help him. -By slagging him off? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
Making him feel bad about himself? He can't help the way he is. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
Yes, he can! | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
And not talking about it isn't going to make it go away | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
because it's there for everyone to see! | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
Look at him. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
He's a mess. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:35 | |
I'm need to be somewhere else. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
Bob, please. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Happy now? | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:01 | |
It is exactly the same dress as Eileen's, isn't it? | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
I thought it was but then I was like "No way!" cos that would just be... | 0:49:03 | 0:49:08 | |
What? | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
Amazing. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:12 | |
(That they made two of them.) | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
Nice speech. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:25 | |
I could have said more. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
Well, I'm glad you didn't. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:28 | |
Look, can we just put all this behind us, now? | 0:49:28 | 0:49:32 | |
I don't think so. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:33 | |
Eileen, you practically walked him up the aisle. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
What choice did I have? | 0:49:38 | 0:49:39 | |
I'm still going to challenge the power of attorney. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
You know what, you're unbelievable. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
I promised my dad that I would look after him | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
and that's exactly what I'm going to do. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
I'm going to be all over the new Mrs Hamilton like a rash. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
She makes one false move... | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
Gina, Eileen. I want a picture of my best girls. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:59 | |
There we go. Big smiles. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
All the Hamilton girls together, eh? | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
Here...where'd you get that? | 0:50:14 | 0:50:18 | |
What? | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
The brooch. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:22 | |
Dad, it's Mum's. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
That's what I was saying - it's Rose's. Take it off! | 0:50:26 | 0:50:28 | |
I'll handle this. Dad, you lent that brooch to Liz. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:32 | |
I did no such thing. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
Eileen, let me. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:36 | |
Where did you find it? I've put it away safe. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
You're quite right, Malcolm. I don't know what I was thinking. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
Here. You take it back. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
-OK, there we are. -Thanks. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
Now, can I get you a fresh cup of tea? | 0:50:50 | 0:50:54 | |
Or would you rather come home? | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
Tea. Tea would be nice. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
Right, Dad, let's go get you some tea then, eh? | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
You happy now? | 0:51:08 | 0:51:09 | |
We all right here? | 0:51:12 | 0:51:13 | |
Robbie? | 0:51:30 | 0:51:31 | |
I've been trying to get a hold of you. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
-I've been busy. -You got a minute? | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
Don't just stand there. Get stuck in. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
Bob? | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
It's all right. Water off a duck's back. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
Let's go home. We can talk. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
I need to pass on my congratulations to the bride and groom but I'll get you back there. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:10 | |
You know what I said - it's only because I love you. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:15 | |
Of course. Go on. Beat it. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:18 | |
Hey-ey. Where's Liz got to? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:26 | |
Er...think she went out for some fresh air. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
I want to show her this picture - it's a cracker, eh? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
D'you think we could get that framed for the mantelpiece? | 0:52:32 | 0:52:34 | |
I'm sure we could, Dad. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Hey. It's been some day, eh? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
Yeah, Dad, it certainly has. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
Are you planning on coming back down any time soon? | 0:52:51 | 0:52:55 | |
What was she doing wearing my mum's brooch? | 0:52:55 | 0:52:57 | |
She knows he gets confused | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
but, oh no, she just batters on in there - "He's fine, he's fine." | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
Fine to be sent him on some ridiculous stag do! | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
Fine to sign away his house, sign away his life like it's all normal. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
-But it's not normal, is it? He's losing it! -You think she doesn't KNOW that? | 0:53:08 | 0:53:12 | |
She lives with the man! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:13 | |
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, | 0:53:16 | 0:53:22 | |
Malcolm wants to be with Liz because she makes him feel NORMAL? | 0:53:22 | 0:53:27 | |
It's NOT normal to leave a baby on the Underground. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
It's NOT normal to forget the name of the woman you're going to marry! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
Maybe not... but it's the new normal for Malcolm. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:38 | |
And I'm sorry but you're going to have to get used to that... | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
because there's not a damn thing you can do about it. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
Now, I'm going back down there to celebrate your dad's wedding. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:58 | |
You can take part or not. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:01 | |
But you really need to remember this. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
It's not Liz that's taking your dad away. It's his illness. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:12 | |
And it's taking him away from her too. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
You didn't answer my texts. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:46 | |
You blanked me in the street. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
I was working. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:54:53 | 0:54:54 | |
-Look, I don't want to mess you around, I just... -But? | 0:54:57 | 0:55:01 | |
What? | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
There's always a but. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
What if there isn't? | 0:55:07 | 0:55:08 | |
I just want to go slow. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
OK. That's not a but. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
And...I need you to calm down when we're out. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:24 | |
I don't do that whole camp thing. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
Hey, I'm loud and proud. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
They're not the same thing. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
But they're me. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:32 | |
Well, they don't have to be. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:34 | |
Right, so we're good to go | 0:55:34 | 0:55:36 | |
as long as I completely change my entire personality? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:40 | |
Oh, come on, Robbie, that's not you. All that stuff. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:44 | |
It's just a defence mechanism. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Look, I'd love to make out that I'm all deep and meaningful | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
but, honestly, I'm as shallow as puddle. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
No, you're not. I wouldn't want to be with you if you were. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
OK. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:03 | |
So... | 0:56:04 | 0:56:05 | |
..we on or what? | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
You're back. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
Christina has found some good holidays. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
Good. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
Come and look. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:29 | |
I'm wiped out. I'll maybe see them tomorrow, eh? | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
You... You don't have to change for me. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
Don't I? | 0:56:44 | 0:56:45 | |
-Spare any change? -Move yourself. -I'm not doing anything illegal. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:08 | |
Somewhere else you need to be, nurse? | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
-Something's come up. -Well then, don't let us keep you. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
The victim's female, late teens/early 20s, strangled. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
Possibly a sex worker, given her clothing and the location. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
You should report them, whoever's doing this to you. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:23 | |
Back off, all right. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
As you seem incapable of fulfilling your duties here, | 0:58:25 | 0:58:28 | |
I think it might be best if you just went home. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
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