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Hello, I'm The Brain.

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There are some tricky games for our team to tackle today.

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Why don't you try a couple yourself?

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Are they left or right hands?

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And here's another one.

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Follow The Leader.

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Memorise the order of the colours in the musical sequence.

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I'll give you the answers at the end of the show.

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Now, watch how our team does today as they attempt to beat The Brain.

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APPLAUSE

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Who's the most respected man on British TV?

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It's John Craven.

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HE LAUGHS

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Thank you. I'm not sure about that but welcome to Beat The Brain.

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This is your chance to pit your wits against the trickiest opponent

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on television - The Brain. How are you feeling today?

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-Tricky?

-Oh-ho! Well, you know me, John. I'm tricky,

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I'm complicated, I have the consistency of firm jelly,

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I'm just me. He-he-he!

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Well, let's see what our team makes of you. Please introduce yourselves.

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I'm Mark and I'm a journalist.

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I'm Debbie and I'm a graphic designer.

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I'm Ben and I'm a microbiologist.

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I'm Dan. I'm the team captain and I'm also a journalist.

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-APPLAUSE

-Well, welcome to all of you.

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Dan, you're captain, so what name have you chosen for the team?

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We are Dorks United.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Dorks United! Why that?

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Well, it was actually Debbie's idea.

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It's essentially because the four of us are all 24-carat dorks.

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What's a dork? Just for people who don't know.

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I think it's like the perfect storm of nerdy pastimes

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with a certain lack of physical grace and just...

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THEY LAUGH

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-So, I mean, do you mind being called dorks, Mark?

-No, I don't mind.

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I think it's a fair description.

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Well, all the very best to all of you.

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And this is how we play the game.

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The show's Brain is divided into six Zones.

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Logic, Memory,

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Orientation, Observation,

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Language and Multi-tasking.

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Now, The Brain will select four from those six Zones

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for you to play today.

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And, Dan, as captain, you must then nominate which team member

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you think will perform best in each Zone. OK?

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You're playing for time instead of points, with every correct answer

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adding three seconds to your total.

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What we call your Brain Bank.

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The more time you build up, the more chance you have of beating The Brain

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in today's Final and walking away with the jackpot of £3,000.

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So, Dorks United, are you ready to play?

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-ALL:

-Yes.

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Well, time to find out which Zone you'll be facing first.

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So, Brain, Zone, please.

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So, Memory.

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Who do you think, Dan, will be

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the best in your team in the Memory Zone?

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Well, it's not so much a case of the best, in this case -

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Mark said he was terrible at this, Ben said he was terrible,

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I'm terrible so, by default, it has to be Debbie.

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-So, you're the remaining dork.

-Yeah.

-Come on in, Debbie, then

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and play in the Memory Zone.

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APPLAUSE

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So, do you think you'll be good at Memory?

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-I'll probably be better than them.

-If everyone else is so bad!

-Yeah.

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Yeah, me and Ben played a couple of Memory games and I did a lot better

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than him but I don't know if that means I'm good at it.

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OK, let's see how you do. All the very best in the Memory Zone.

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So, you will play two games in the Zone.

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-Both games have three questions worth three seconds each. OK?

-OK.

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-So, Brain, what's the first game?

-Hello, Debbie.

-Hi.

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-Not feeling too nervous, are we?

-A little but it's OK.

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Oo-ooh, don't be nervous, darling.

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Be very nervous.

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THEY LAUGH

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Here's your first game.

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Repeat the order in which the colours flash.

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Have a trial run, Debbie.

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So, of those colours, which came up first?

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OK, that was purple, pink, yellow, blue.

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Purple, pink, yellow, blue, you're saying.

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Let's see if that's correct.

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-It is, indeed.

-Yeah!

-Well done.

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No problems with that little starter one.

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-Let's go for the real thing, shall we? Are you happy to do that?

-Yeah.

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Right. Brain, please, let's play the game.

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Remember, Debbie, I can only accept your first answer.

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-Every correct answer will add three seconds to your Brain Bank.

-OK.

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Your game starts now.

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-What do you think?

-That was green, purple, blue, black, red.

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-Green, purple, blue, black, red. Let's see.

-I hope.

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Well done. Yeah, well done.

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Next one, please, then.

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Black, green, pink, black...

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..red, blue?

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Let's look.

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Oh, great.

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Yeah, so, one last one.

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White, green, yellow, pink, red, pink...

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..blue?

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-Absolutely right. Yes, well done.

-Great!

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Can we have a second game, please, Brain?

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Absolutely. You were very good at that, Debbie, weren't you?

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Here's your second game.

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Identify the winning line in this game of noughts and crosses.

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I'll let you have a trial run.

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So, which was the winning line?

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-I think it was the three down the left, so C.

-C.

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That is correct. Do you like playing noughts and crosses?

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No, I've got a friend who always beats me at it

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just cos he knows the formula.

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-You didn't do badly at that, did you?

-I normally get...

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-End in stalemate.

-Let's see if you can beat The Brain.

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OK, thank you.

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Brain, let's play the game.

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Please remember, I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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Which one of those four?

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-I think it was B.

-B, you're saying B.

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That is correct. Next one.

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Oh, I missed the beginning.

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Er, D?

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-D, you're saying D.

-Yeah.

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-And that's correct, yeah.

-Oh, great.

-And the last one.

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Oh, that's hard.

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-Which one do you reckon?

-Oh! Maybe B.

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B, you're saying.

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-And that's correct.

-Oh, great!

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Well, you've done incredibly well, Debbie,

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on the first round, in the first Zone.

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-Hasn't she, Brain?

-All hail the female dork, that's what I say.

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You know, John, I love the fact that Debbie

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is a member of an informal knitting group.

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That's when they just sit around in their jimjams

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and drop the occasional stitch.

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They don't care!

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-In a dork-ish way?

-Absolutely.

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Well done, Debbie.

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You added 18 seconds in that Zone.

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This means that in total, so far, the Dorks United

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have 18 seconds in their Brain Bank.

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APPLAUSE

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That's a very good start. Lovely to see you, Debbie.

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If you'd rejoin the other dorks now.

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Time to find out now which Zone we're going to be playing next

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and who's going to take it on. So, Brain, a Zone, please.

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It's Language. So, who do you think is best at Language, captain?

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-I think I'll let Mark have a go at this one.

-Mark, OK.

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Come and join us, Mark.

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APPLAUSE

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Good to see you. So, English graduate,

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-so you reckon you're pretty good at the English Language?

-I hope so.

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Although, obviously, I worry that my reputation might precede me there

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and I'll actually be a terrible let down.

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Well, I hear that you're passionate about film, aren't you?

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Yeah, very much so. Bit obsessed with lists

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so last year I made a list of every film that I watched.

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-How many was that?

-It was about 180-something.

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What kind of films do you like best?

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I really love the golden age of Hollywood,

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1930s to 1960 and the film noir era.

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But anything, really. I have quite broad tastes.

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Well, let's see what The Brain has in store for you.

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-Please, may we have the first game, Brain?

-Of course, John. Hello, Mark.

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-Shall we play the first game?

-Yes, please.

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I will give you a word, Mark.

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All you have to do is spell it backwards.

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Let's have a trial run.

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Spell BRAVE.

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So, that's...

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Let's have a look and see if you're right.

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You are indeed, yes.

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Not often as a journalist, or anything,

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you have to write things backwards.

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They don't really like it when you do that.

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So, let's see how you do in the real thing. Off we go.

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Please remember, Mark,

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once you've said a letter, you cannot change your mind.

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And to try and put you off a little,

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I shall say these words in my dominant voice.

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That sounds good.

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Your game starts now.

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HOUSE

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Yes, well done.

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Next one.

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-SHADOW.

-Longer word.

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Correct. Well done. Final one coming up.

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PUMPKIN

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PUMPKIN, harder.

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Let's have a look at that. Yeah, well done.

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Maximum points there, another cracking start.

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-Can we have another game, please?

-Yes, of course you can.

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Well done, Mark.

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Here's your second game.

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Mark, use one letter from each column to create a word.

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The clue will help you find it.

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To get you in the groove for this, have a trial run.

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Any ideas?

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Not at all, I'm being distracted by the way I can see H-A-W

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-which makes me want it to be HAWK.

-Yeah.

-But there's no K.

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Not a K in the last one, so, yeah.

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You're looking for another bird.

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Again, I can almost make DOVE.

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-Not quite.

-No.

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This is a really tricky part, isn't it?

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You almost see one but the last bit or the middle bit is not there.

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Yeah.

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Do you want to know the answer to this one?

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-Yeah, I don't think I can get it.

-Let's have the answer.

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-SWAN.

-SWAN.

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S-W-A-N.

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-OK?

-OK.

-Never mind.

-We'll give it a try.

-You'll give it a try?

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Off we go, then. Let's play the game.

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Remember, you only have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

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And I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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Music genre is your clue.

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-Again, JAZZ is like the red herring there.

-No, no.

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30 seconds to go.

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You can pass on it.

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Are you going to pass?

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-I'm going to have to pass, yeah.

-You're passing?

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The answer was ROCK.

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Next one.

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Type of meat, here.

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Um...

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Two seconds.

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Time is up, I'm afraid. Time is up.

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So, let's find out what the answer was.

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It was LAMB.

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-L-A-M-B.

-Well, that didn't go so well.

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-That was a difficult one for you, wasn't it, Mark?

-Yeah.

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I saw a lot of nearly answers there.

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Yeah, it can be very deceptive, can't it?

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You really challenged him on that one, Brain, didn't you?

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Absolutely. I was a little harsh, wasn't I, Mark?

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You were a bit harsh, Brain.

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Never mind, you'll soon be sitting next to Debbie where she can be smug.

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Anyway, you added nine seconds in that Zone

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which means the Dorks United have 27 seconds in their Brain Bank.

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-Good, well done.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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-Nice to meet you, Mark.

-You, too.

-Rejoin your team, please.

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So, we're halfway through.

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And how are you coping with Brain's games today?

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Better or worse than our team?

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Keep going because the more you play, the better you'll get

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and the more your own brain will benefit from it.

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Right, let's find out which Zone is next and who's going to take it up.

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Brain, a Zone, please.

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So, who do you reckon is going to be best of the two remaining players

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in Orientation?

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-Ben...

-Generally know where I'm going.

-Right.

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-Do it.

-Ben, let's try Orientation.

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APPLAUSE

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-Nice to meet you. You're from Brighton, as well.

-I am, yes.

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-And I hear you play the mandolin.

-Yeah, I play quite a few things.

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Play mandolin and banjo, guitar.

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I love the sound of the mandolin, I'd love to play myself.

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-Have you played with anybody famous?

-I played it with Jarvis Cocker once.

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-Really?

-Yeah. Just for about 10, 15 minutes.

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What, he invited you up to play it?

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He was doing a thing in London, you could just turn up

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and jam with him.

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Which I don't really like doing but I thought, may as well.

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Well, I don't think we've got any music questions in this one.

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-We'll see how you do.

-OK.

-Off we go. And don't forget,

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there are another 18 precious seconds on offer in this Zone.

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That's three seconds for every correct answer.

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So, Brain, please reveal the first game that Ben will be playing.

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-I will, John. Hello, Ben.

-Hiya.

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-You have a look of a young Mick Jagger about you.

-Really?

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-Yes, you do.

-My hairdresser said that!

-Did he?

-Yeah.

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Here's your first game.

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Tell me whether the hands are left or right.

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You can warm up by having a trial run.

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-OK, so...

-It's good to use your own hands, I think.

-Yeah, yeah.

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So number one is...

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-left hand.

-Mm.

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Number two is a right hand.

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Number three is a right hand as well.

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So, you're saying left, right, right.

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Left, right, right. Let's have a look to see if that's correct.

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It is, indeed. Well done. So...a good start.

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So let's get going with the real thing, please, Brain.

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You have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions, Ben.

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-Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

-OK.

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Your game starts now.

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That's left, left...

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-..left.

-Left, left, left, you say?

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You're correct. On to the next one.

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That's right.

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Left.

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-Left.

-Right, left, left, you say?

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Oh, no, it's not. That's right.

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-Next one.

-Sorry.

-You've got 20 seconds left.

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That's right.

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No! Ah, it's left.

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Left. Right.

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-I have to accept your first answer, I'm afraid.

-Aw, yeah.

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-The first word you say, so I'm sorry about that.

-Yeah.

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It was left, left and right. Never mind.

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Let's press on. I'm sure you're going to do much better in game two.

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Yes, Ben. Let's see if we can change direction

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for you, shall we, my darling?

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-Yeah, please.

-Here's your second game.

-Thanks.

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Follow the car's journey and identify which direction

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it ends up facing.

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Here's a trial run.

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U-turn.

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Turn right.

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Turn left.

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Which direction...does it end up?

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I think it's going south.

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-You think south?

-Yeah.

-Let's see if you're correct.

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You are. Yeah.

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-Shall we press on with Sat Nav? Are you happy to do that?

-Yeah.

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Right. OK, Brain. Game, please.

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Please remember, I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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Turn right.

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U-turn.

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Turn right.

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Which direction now?

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-I think he's going north.

-North? OK. Let's have a look.

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Yeah, you're right. Next one.

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Turn right.

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Turn right.

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U-turn.

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U-turn.

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-So, eventually, where is it ending up?

-That'll be going south now.

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-South again, you think?

-Yep.

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Yeah, good. One last one.

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Turn right.

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Turn left.

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Turn right.

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Turn right.

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-I think that's going south again.

-South again, your final direction,

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you think? Let's see if that's correct.

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It is. South. No problems there with your Sat Nav!

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You recovered some very valuable seconds into your brain bank.

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-So, Brain, how do you think Ben did?

-Very well, indeed.

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He is as bright as his T-shirt, isn't he?

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Ben, you added 12 seconds in that zone,

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which means Dorks United have 39 seconds in their brain bank.

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-APPLAUSE

-OK, Ben, and, Dan,

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you're the final player, so why don't you change places with Ben,

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and we'll find out which zone you'll be playing in?

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APPLAUSE

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-You're a journalist, aren't you?

-Mm.

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Yeah, so what kind of journalism do you do?

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It's quite niche. I write about cranes.

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That sounds a dorkish thing to do, actually.

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Well, I can't comment on that in case my employers are watching,

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but, yeah.

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-So there is a cranes magazine, is there?

-Yeah.

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It's about cranes and construction projects.

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Do you think you'll be OK in one of these zones coming up,

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because we've got Logic, Observation and Multitasking left?

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-Which would you like?

-I think I'm fairly average at all of them.

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-So it depends which games I get, but, uh...yeah.

-OK.

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Let's find out which Zone Brain has chosen for you.

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It's Logic. How do you feel about that, then?

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Some areas are OK, some not so much. We'll see what comes up.

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See what happens.

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-See what devious logic the Brain has in store for you.

-Yeah.

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-Can we play the first game, please?

-Absolutely. Hello, Captain Dan.

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-Hello...Brain.

-Yes, that's my name. Don't wear it out.

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Your first game is this.

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Three darts will be thrown.

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You must add up the score and subtract it from the total.

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Have yourself a trial run.

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14.

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Double 11.

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9.

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So.

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Double 11, 14 and 9.

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Uh, so that will be...

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454.

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454, you say? Let's have a look.

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-Oh.

-456. Almost correct.

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-Game, please, Brain.

-My little dorky darling,

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you have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

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Please remember, I will only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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7.

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16.

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18.

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-460.

-460, you're saying?

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You're absolutely right. Next one, please.

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13.

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Double 17.

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15.

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-398.

-398.

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398. Last one coming up. 20 seconds left.

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12.

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Triple 9.

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Double 19.

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Ten seconds.

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-321.

-321, you're saying.

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Let's see if that's correct.

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It is. You make a very good darts scorer.

0:21:580:22:01

-Yeah, not so much a player, but the scoring, apparently, I can do.

-Yeah.

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Well done. What do you think, Brain?

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He's picking up very nicely, isn't he?

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Which leads me to my second game, Dan.

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You must pick up the sticks in the correct order from top to bottom.

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Here's a trial run to help you get the feel for the game.

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From top to bottom.

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OK, so that would be white,

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yellow,

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blue,

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black, red, green.

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JOHN REPEATS THE ORDER

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Let's see if that's correct.

0:22:370:22:40

Yes. It is correct. Well done. Good.

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-Are you happy to play now?

-Yeah, let's give it a go.

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Here we go with this version.

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You have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

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Please remember, I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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Red, blue,

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green, yellow,

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white, black.

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JOHN REPEATS THE ORDER

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Yes. Well done. On to the next one.

0:23:100:23:13

Red, blue,

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black, yellow,

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white, green.

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Yeah, that's right. And we've got 20 seconds left.

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Blue, red,

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white, yellow,

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green, black.

0:23:280:23:30

Let's see if that's correct.

0:23:300:23:31

It certainly is. That's well done.

0:23:330:23:35

Brain, he's pretty good at darts and old playground games.

0:23:350:23:39

You misjudged him.

0:23:390:23:40

Absolutely. A full house there, Dan.

0:23:400:23:43

You got 18 seconds in that Zone.

0:23:430:23:46

This means, Dorks United,

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you have finished with a grand total of 57 seconds in your Brain Bank!

0:23:480:23:53

-APPLAUSE

-That is a formidable total.

0:23:530:23:55

So well done, Dan. Well done, other Dorks.

0:23:550:23:57

Rejoin your team, please.

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Well, we've finished the individual Zones,

0:23:590:24:01

and now it's time for our team to try to beat the Brain

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one last time and walk off with a cash prize in today's Final.

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Well, Dorks United, you've 57 seconds in your Brain Bank

0:24:130:24:17

to answer eight questions correctly.

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Achieve that and you'll win our jackpot of £3,000.

0:24:200:24:23

If you don't, there's still a chance to take some money home with you,

0:24:230:24:26

because you have two extra minutes in which to answer,

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but the longer you take, the less you win

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because as the time counts down, so does the money.

0:24:310:24:34

Take too long and you'll be leaving us empty-handed.

0:24:340:24:37

So, Dan, you've chosen the order in which the team are going to play.

0:24:380:24:41

What was your thinking behind that?

0:24:410:24:43

Well, Debbie had a very good performance in the earlier round.

0:24:430:24:47

So we're hoping she'll give us a solid start.

0:24:470:24:50

Then we have Mark and Ben and as team captain,

0:24:500:24:53

I thought I should take on the stressful role

0:24:530:24:55

of potentially finishing...

0:24:550:24:57

The anchor at the end of the line.

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Potentially, or being the person who lets all the time slip away,

0:24:590:25:02

so we'll see.

0:25:020:25:04

OK. It's time to get serious.

0:25:040:25:06

Let's play today's Final.

0:25:060:25:08

Over to you, Brain.

0:25:100:25:11

Dorks United, you will only face questions from the games

0:25:110:25:14

you've already seen today,

0:25:140:25:16

but for every game in the final, I will only accept your first answer.

0:25:160:25:20

Beat me if you can.

0:25:200:25:22

So that's her challenge.

0:25:220:25:23

Can you beat the Brain?

0:25:230:25:25

As usual, we'll start with the player on the left,

0:25:250:25:27

that's you, Debbie.

0:25:270:25:29

And once you've answered two correct questions,

0:25:290:25:31

we move on to Mark and then on down the line.

0:25:310:25:34

OK, good luck, everybody.

0:25:340:25:36

Let's start the game.

0:25:360:25:38

Left or right hands?

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Right, left, left.

0:25:430:25:45

Yes.

0:25:470:25:49

MUSICAL NOTES PLAY

0:25:490:25:52

Yellow, white, red, pink, purple.

0:25:530:25:56

Correct.

0:25:590:26:01

Round.

0:26:010:26:02

Correct.

0:26:080:26:10

Pick up the sticks in order.

0:26:100:26:12

Yellow, black, red,

0:26:120:26:15

green, white, blue.

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Yes. Ben.

0:26:190:26:21

Make a word.

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Edam.

0:26:250:26:26

7, 15, double 17.

0:26:280:26:31

Pass. Pass.

0:26:340:26:36

Left or right hands?

0:26:380:26:39

Right...

0:26:410:26:42

Right, right.

0:26:420:26:45

Correct. Dan.

0:26:450:26:46

A.

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Vanilla.

0:26:550:26:57

Stop the clock.

0:27:010:27:03

Well, you didn't quite beat the jackpot,

0:27:030:27:05

but you have won £2,400.

0:27:050:27:08

Well done, Dorks!

0:27:080:27:10

Dorkie high-fives. Dorkie high-fives!

0:27:110:27:15

Very well done, indeed. A fantastic game played there.

0:27:150:27:18

And what do you think, Brain? You've been beaten.

0:27:180:27:21

Well, I've been well and truly dorked, haven't I?

0:27:210:27:24

If I had teeth, I'd be gritting them and saying, "Congratulations(!)"

0:27:240:27:27

Well, thank you all for watching at home.

0:27:270:27:29

I hope you enjoyed playing along.

0:27:290:27:31

-Now it's goodbye from Dorks United...

-Bye!

-Goodbye.

0:27:310:27:34

-..bye from the Brain...

-Goodbye.

0:27:340:27:36

..and it's bye from me as well. See you soon.

0:27:360:27:39

Don't go just yet.

0:27:410:27:43

Here are the answers to the questions I gave you at the start of the show.

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Are they left or right hands?

0:27:480:27:50

The answer is...

0:27:530:27:54

right, right, left.

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And what about the second one?

0:27:560:27:58

Memorise the order of the colours in the musical sequence.

0:27:580:28:02

MUSICAL NOTES PLAY

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The answer is...

0:28:070:28:08

Play these and many more testing games next time on Beat The Brain.

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