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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

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the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hi there, I'm Andy, this is my wife Sarah, and we're from Leeds.

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-Couple number two.

-Hello, my name's Sian, I'm from Bridgend,

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and this is my brother Ian, from Cardiff.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm Nicky,

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this is my friend and spiritual guide Edo, and we're from London.

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And finally couple number four.

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Hello, my name's Jean, this is my son Ray,

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and we're from Llandudno in North Wales.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks very much, all of you, a very warm welcome to the show.

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We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show

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as it goes along. So that just leaves one more person

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for me to introduce - he's not here to sugar-coat things,

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no matter how delicious I keep saying that would be.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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Hiya. Good afternoon to you.

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-And to you.

-Now, there's good news and bad news, I think,

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for all our contestants today.

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The good news is that in that jackpot round last time,

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Lesley and Gillian got a two-pointer

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on Barbra Streisand, but not a pointless answer,

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so the jackpot keeps going up.

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The bad news is, I think it's going to be quite a competitive show,

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we've got two very good returning pairs.

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Ian and Sian got through to the head-to-head,

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so they're going to be tough,

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but also Edo and Nicky got knocked out

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in that first round where everybody got low scores,

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everybody did, so I think it's going to be tough.

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But there's money up for grabs,

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so for people at home, it's all good news.

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-Oh, it's all good.

-It's all good.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Well, Gillian and Lesley, as you've gathered,

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didn't win the jackpot last time, which means we add

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another £1,000 to it, so today's jackpot starts off at...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-Yes.

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ALEXANDER LAUGHS

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There's an "Ooh!"

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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Just remember this - the pair with the highest score at the end of

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each round will be eliminated, no conferring until the head-to-head.

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Best of luck to all four pairs, our first category for today is...

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Can you decide in your pairs,

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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-TV surnames, Richard.

-Yeah, on each board

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we're going to give you seven lists of surnames

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of characters from certain television shows alongside

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the year that show was first broadcast.

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You just need to tell us the name of the show, please.

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14 in all to have a go at at home, very best of luck.

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Fantastic. OK, so we're looking for the TV shows that feature

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the characters with these surnames.

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Here is our first board of seven.

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I'll read those again.

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There we are. Sarah.

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-Hello.

-A warm welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here, from Leeds.

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What do you do in Leeds, Sarah?

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I'm a senior credit controller,

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I work for a large food manufacturing company.

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I love large food!

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How fantastic. And you control the credit there!

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What are your interests when you're not doing that?

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Well, we've got a 13-month-old little boy...

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-Aww.

-..so obviously a lot of time's taken up with that.

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A big interest of mine is music, I love going to gigs, festivals,

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-that kind of thing.

-Leeds - big, big music centre.

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-New arena.

-Very exciting.

-Yeah, so, yeah.

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Good stuff. How are you feeling on this TV programmes/surnames mashup?

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Not too bad.

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I think I'm going to play it relatively safe, I think.

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I'm going to go for Murdock, Baracus, Peck,

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and that's The A-Team.

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The A-Team, says Sarah.

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The A-Team. Let's see how many of our 100 people went for that.

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The A-Team.

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It's right.

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It's not too bad, I thought that might be a high score.

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46, not bad at all. The A-Team, good start to the round.

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Well done, Sarah.

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Guess how many times BA Baracus, Mr T,

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says, "I pity the fool" across the whole run of The A-Team.

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-2,497.

-You are so close.

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Zero.

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LAUGHTER

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-I know!

-It's the sort of thing he should've said.

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Well, Mr T does, that's one of his catchphrases in real life,

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but he never says it in The A-Team.

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-Really?

-BA Baracus never says it.

-When he goes for weigh-ins...

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Oh, no, that was only in Rocky.

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RICHARD LAUGHS There we are, OK, thank you.

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Richard, thank you.

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-Sian.

-Hello.

-Welcome back. Head-to-head last time.

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-Yep.

-Got to have your eye on the final this time, Sian.

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-Ooh.

-Remind us what you do, Sian.

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I work for children's services for the local authority.

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That's right, and whose idea...? You've come with your brother,

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whose idea was it to come, initially?

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It was my idea, I had to twist Ian's arm...

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Oh. Oh, you had to twist Ian?

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-Only slightly!

-Oh, I see, OK.

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Good, not so as it hurts! There you are.

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Well, very, very good indeed.

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Now, Sian, what would you like to go for?

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-SIGHING:

-Right, I think I know a couple of them,

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but the one I'm going to go for is probably one of my favourite shows.

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Cooper, Koothrappali and Wolowitz is The Big Bang Theory.

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The Big Bang Theory, says Sian.

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OK, you're earning yourself a nod from Edo, that's a good show.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for The Big Bang Theory.

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It's right, 46 is our only score at this point -

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and you pass it.

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Down it goes -

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19, very well done indeed, Sian.

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That's the stuff.

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Lovely answer, Sian. Great show as well.

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We make a thing over here of thinking our comedy

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is more intelligent than American comedy,

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and that's the biggest rated comedy in America by a mile,

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and it's about nuclear physics, essentially, and neuroscience,

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and has lots of plotlines about it.

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-I've never watched it. Isn't that appalling?

-Oh, it's really good.

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That makes it sound boring, it's not, it's very stupid as well,

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but a lot of the jokes are to do with, you know,

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chaos theory and vexillology and probability and stuff.

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-I love vexillology!

-Biggest rated show in America.

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Brilliant. I'm going to track it down.

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-Thank you very much. Now, Edo...

-Hello.

-..welcome back.

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-Remind us what you do, Edo?

-I work in sports journalism.

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In sports journalism, but for an Italian...

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It's not a publisher, it's an online thing, isn't it?

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Yeah, I'm an editor of the English page of an Italian website.

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But sport is your focus?

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Yeah, that and history.

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Oh, sorry, no - in the job, yeah, sports.

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What sports do you cover then? Football obviously.

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Yeah, it's almost all football, basically.

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Mostly transfers...that I see.

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So during the window you are working flat out?

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Yeah, the window is hell, but a good kind of hell.

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Yeah, fun hell!

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Fun hell, yeah.

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The best kind of hell! Edo, what would you like to go for?

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EDO SIGHS

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It's a show I watched as a child, a shout out to my sister.

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Tracy, Creighton-Ward and Kyrano I'm strongly confident is Thunderbirds.

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Thunderbirds, says Edo.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

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said Thunderbirds.

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Well, it is right.

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46 still our highest score, and you pass it.

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19 our low score...and you pass it.

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Look at that, 11!

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Look at that, Edo!

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Wow.

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11, and also that's the first time

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I've seen a salute of somebody slapping paper into stone!

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-No, I know, I...

-LAUGHTER

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They looked like they were both trying to do

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slightly different celebrations to each other.

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Guys, I think you sort of pulled it off, you almost got away with it.

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-I liked it.

-Almost did.

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It's my fault, he's got way more swag than I do, I just don't.

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Never had it, never will.

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I'm looking forward to seeing that

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in slow motion when they show it in the...

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The stone, a bit of a... HE MIMICS SLOW MOTION SOUND EFFECTS

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-..as the paper comes.

-Good answer.

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Creighton-Ward, that is Lady Penelope's surname.

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Of course it is, Creighton-Ward.

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Lovely, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, Jean, welcome. Lovely to have you here from Llandudno.

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Lovely to hear her Llandudno accent.

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Jean, let's hear it again.

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-ENGLISH ACCENT:

-Hello, how are you?

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There you go - unmistakable!

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Where are you from originally, Jean?

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I'm from South Ruislip in Middlesex.

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I detected a tiny whisper of that, call me Henry Higgins.

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What keeps you busy up in Llandudno?

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At the moment, I'm looking after my 18-month-old granddaughter,

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which is Ray's little girl.

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-Lovely, what's her name?

-She's Frankie.

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Frankie! Will she be able...?

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-Of course she'll be able...

-Yeah, she loves to watch you.

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That's very nice indeed. What are your hobbies, Jean?

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I like reading, I like swimming,

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I also like going on roller-coasters as well.

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Stop right there, Jean! LAUGHTER

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Roller-coasters? What kind of roller-coasters do you like?

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The last one I went on was at Winter Wonderland, and it was the one,

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you know, it drops, and I just sort of quite like them, actually.

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You like that? Do you still get scared by roller-coasters

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-or are you such an old hand now...?

-No, not at all.

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You have to put your hands in the air to feel any kind of adrenaline?

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-Yeah.

-That's brilliant, good for you.

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Jean, this board's all yours.

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Do you want to talk us through it and fill in all the blanks?

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I think the top one's...

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what is it? I can't remember now.

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I know the second one is Criminal Minds.

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Mitch... No, sorry, Hotchner, Reid and Morgan.

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-Is that the one you want to go for?

-Yeah, please.

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Hotchner, Reid, Morgan - Criminal Minds, says Jean.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many

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of our 100 people said Criminal Minds.

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It's right. Well, 46, still our high score...

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and you pass it.

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11 our low score...

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and you pass it!

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Look at that, Jean, 7!

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Very well done indeed.

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7 for Criminal Minds.

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That's lovely play, Jean, very well done.

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I have to confess, I've not seen Criminal Minds,

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I wouldn't have got that. I'm assuming it's crime-ey?

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Yeah, and it's not got...

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I don't think it's got Morgan in it any more.

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Spoiler alert, Jean!

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Let's fill in these, shall we?

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Flanders, Wiggum and Lovejoy...

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-Is The Simpsons.

-Oh, of course!

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33 points for that.

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Mitchell, Slater, Fowler...

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is of course EastEnders.

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61 points. And Game Of Thrones your final answer there,

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that would have scored 24.

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So, Jean, Criminal Minds is the best answer on the board.

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There we are, thank you very much indeed.

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Well, we're halfway through the round, so let's just recap

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on those scores. They get smaller as they go away from me.

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Jean and Ray, very well done, Jean,

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lovely low score, 7.

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Then we come up to 11 with Edo and Nicky,

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then up to 19, Sian and Ian,

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then up to 46, quite a leap

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for Sarah and Andy.

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So, Andy, you know what you have to do,

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you have to find the lowest possible score

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you can and let's hope it's enough to keep you in the game.

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Best of luck, we're going to come back down the line now,

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can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more surnames up on the board, and here they are.

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I'm going to read them all again.

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Now then, Ray, welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.

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What keeps you busy, Ray, up in Llandudno?

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I'm a keen footballer,

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-playing and watching.

-How often do you play?

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I play, well, I train Wednesdays during the week

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and then play Saturdays.

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Very good, so you take it quite seriously, football?

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Well, to a certain degree. I try to.

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What's your team called?

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-Mochdre Sports.

-Mochdre?

-Yes.

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That sounds like a shop. Mock-tra Sports.

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I think it's...in Welsh translates to "pig town".

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-Pig town?

-Yeah.

-Still...

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-Sounds a bit less like a...

-Yeah, not much better, is it?

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Butcher-come-sports shop. Anyway, there we are.

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Now, Ray, 38 or less definitely keeps you in the game.

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Okey dokey. I think I only know two on this board,

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and one will be quite high, so I'm going to go for my second choice.

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Marsh, Cartman, Broflovski - South Park.

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South Park, says Ray.

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Here is your red line.

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Not too low, actually.

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If you get below that, you're definitely into Round Two.

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How many of our 100 said South Park?

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Look at that, Ray. Done it.

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24, taking your total up to 31.

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Not mucking about on that final podium, are they?

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I have to say the day my kids were old enough to watch South Park

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was a great day. It's a great show,

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but you mustn't watch it if you've got young kids,

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it's very, very rude.

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-Very rude.

-They create each one from scratch in six days.

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-No!

-Isn't that amazing?

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-Really?

-They are incredibly reactive sometimes,

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-to topical events.

-They are, that's true.

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Now, Nicky... Remind us what you do, Nicky?

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I'm currently a trainee journalist.

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A trainee journalist, but you have also been a political researcher.

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-I have indeed.

-How long did you do the political research for?

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-Seven years.

-Wow.

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-Close to eight, actually.

-Based at the Houses of Parliament?

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-Indeed.

-Westminster.

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-In the Palace of Westminster.

-Wow.

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How long had you worked there before

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the magic wore off, or did it never?

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Did you walk in every day and think, "Ahhh"?

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It could be tiresome sometimes, erm...

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-It can be jading.

-Yeah, I can imagine.

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It took a while, I did enjoy it - largely.

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Well, there we are. So, Nicky, you are on 11.

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Our high scorers are still Andy and Sarah on 46,

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so 34 or less keeps you very much in the game.

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Indeed. I know that the show I'm thinking of

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has Peter Griffin and has a Cleveland Brown,

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so I'm going to go for Family Guy for the bottom one.

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Family Guy says Nicky. Here is your red line.

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Get below this red line with Family Guy and you are into Round Two.

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How many of our 100 said Family Guy?

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It's right.

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Good enough.

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Oh, and more. Look at that, room to spare.

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13, taking your total up to 24.

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Could easily be in line to be

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the lowest total of the round, I'd have thought.

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And a much more co-ordinated celebration there as well,

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gents, so very well done.

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-Very well done.

-I missed the celebration.

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-Mm?

-I missed the celebration.

-Did you?

-It was very nicely done.

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You'll have to watch it when it goes out.

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-In slow-mo?

-Can you guys just do in slow-mo what you did for Xander?

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Because he missed it.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, better in slow-mo.

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Slow-mo is weird.

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I love the way the sweat fell off Edo's face like that.

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-Amazing.

-And the Swanson there is Joe, the cop, and his wife Bonnie,

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-are the Swansons in Family Guy.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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Now, Ian, welcome back to Pointless.

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Good to have you here. Remind us what you do, Ian?

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I am an IT services manager.

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So I unplug cables and plug them back in again.

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So important. So important if you want to be connected.

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-Absolutely.

-Now, Ian, you, I gather,

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look very, very, very like your father.

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That is very true.

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This is extraordinary. I know. It's not a hobby as such,

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it's just something you do.

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And I've got one of his shirts on today.

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-Yeah.

-Just in tribute to my dad.

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-That's fantastic!

-Not that he's...dead.

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No, he's just shivering at home.

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HE SHIVERS

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So, yes, you sent in a lookalike thing to be judged on.

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Well, my sister sent in a lookalike picture to The One Show.

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A couple of years ago.

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I was out in the garden, chopping wood.

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I came back in and everybody made me sit down and watch The One Show,

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and I thought,

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"Well, OK, if you really want me to watch the One Show."

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All of a sudden, Matt Smith, is that his name?

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-Matt Baker.

-Matt Baker held up two pictures, one of me, one of my dad,

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and said, "Look at these two. Look how similar they look."

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Peas in a pod. Aww. Outside chopping wood.

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You see, that's...

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I know. It puts us to shame slightly, doesn't it?

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I know. I like that.

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Ian, you're on 19.

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The high scorers STILL Andy and Sarah on 46.

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You have to score 26 or less to stay in.

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Ian, do you think you can do it?

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I don't know.

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I'll try. My answer is, for Pierce, Houlihan and Klinger, is Mash.

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Mash, says Ian.

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Here's your red line.

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You have to get below that with Mash.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mash.

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It's right.

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Oh, look at that! 27.

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You wanted 26, you got 27.

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That takes your total up to 46.

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You are now equal to our high scorers, Andy and Sarah.

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And Alan Alda, who plays Hawkeye Pierce,

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first person ever to get an Emmy for writing,

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directing and acting in the same series.

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-Very impressive.

-Yeah, co-wrote lots of them, directed lots of them.

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There we are, thank you, Richard.

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So, Andy, welcome to Pointless.

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-What do you do, Andy?

-I'm a bus driver.

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Are you? In Leeds itself?

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-In Leeds, yes.

-On one particular route or do you get moved around?

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Well, I've just actually changed rotas,

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so it's a comprehensive route, so I do all routes, basically.

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Are you ever allowed to make up little short cuts?

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-No.

-Oh.

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Always wanted to know that.

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What are your hobbies, aside from driving?

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I enjoy watching films.

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I enjoy, for my sins, playing Scrabble.

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When I was younger, I used to be quite involved in circus skills,

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so I can unicycle, stilt walk and juggle.

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Well, that's how we're going to celebrate

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the end of this show, isn't it?

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I think! There we are.

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Now, Andy, you have to find a pointless answer

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to have a chance of staying in the game,

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I'm afraid, because you are currently joint high scorers

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-with Ian and Sian.

-OK.

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I did know five, three of them have gone.

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I'm going to go with a guess, and go for Brent, Canterbury and Keenan,

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and I will guess Beverly Hills 90210.

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Beverly Hills 90210, says Andy, for Brent, Canterbury, Keenan.

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Is it right? That's the question. Is it right?

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Bad luck. You did exactly what you had to do.

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I'm afraid it didn't pay off on this occasion.

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Scored you 100 points. 146 is your total.

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Yeah, you did exactly the right thing.

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You've got to go for it. This was a show,

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it got one of the lowest appreciation indexes

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of any first episode of any show in the history of the BBC,

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and it was...?

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-The Office.

-The Office, yeah, absolutely.

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David Brent, Tim Canterbury and Gareth Keenan.

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14 points for that. They say the only thing that ever scored lower

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than it on the appreciation index was women's bowls.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-There you are.

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-There you go.

-Wow.

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The top two are the most obvious ones here.

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I'm assuming those were the ones you were avoiding.

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-Fonzarelli etc...

-Happy Days.

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55. Geller, Buffay, Tribbiani.

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-Friends.

-Yeah. 46.

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Now, this is the best answer on the board.

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You can work it out from the first name and date, maybe.

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-Vicar of Dibley.

-Vicar of Dibley, yes.

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-Dawn French as Geraldine Granger.

-Wow, three!

-Three points for that.

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-Well done if you said that.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair we have to say goodbye to, I'm sorry to say,

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Andy and Sarah, it's you.

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But it's been lovely having you on.

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We'll see you again next time.

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I'm sure it will go much better then.

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In the meantime, thanks very much indeed. Andy and Sarah!

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APPLAUSE

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But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so three pairs remain.

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At the end of this round,

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obviously we have to say goodbye to another pair

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in time for our head-to-head round. But Jean and Edo,

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our low scorers there in that round, very well done.

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Jean, with Criminal Minds.

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Very good. Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two today is science.

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Science. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is.

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Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many chemical elements

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that contained the letter A as they could.

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Chemical elements that contain the letter A. Richard.

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Yeah, any element on the periodic table as of February 2016, please,

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that contains the letter A in its name.

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Thanks very much.

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Now then, Ian.

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Hi. I'm going to try californium.

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Californium.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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It's right.

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Used to be a wonderful low scorer, reliable Pointless answer, this one.

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Let's see how it does today.

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5 for californium.

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Very well done indeed, Ian.

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Yeah, it's often used to start up nuclear reactors.

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Oh. So, when they are inaugurating a nuclear reactor,

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they call in the californium...

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-Well, you know when you get home...

-Yeah.

-..after a day out...

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-Yeah.

-..and your house is a bit cold...

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-Yes.

-It's essentially that.

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If you have nuclear heating in your house,

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-which some people do these days...

-Yeah.

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You would essentially, it's like, instead of a pilot light,

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you just toss some californium onto the coals and...

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-You're up and running.

-Lovely.

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Someone was telling me that the future of nuclear reactors

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could easily be something the size of a garden shed.

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Something of that size that would have something the size of a saucer,

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effectively, and that could power a city.

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-A little garden shed.

-Which city?

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Very small one.

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-Yeah.

-Letchworth Garden Shed City?

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That's the fellow.

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Anyway, let's get back to the game.

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Nicky?

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So many options.

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I will go for...

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-..radium.

-Radium says Nicky.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for that.

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It's right.

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Got californium to contend with, which took us down to 5.

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Radium takes us to 10.

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There we are.

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Yeah, discovered by Marie and Pierre Curie.

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-Together?

-Yes.

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-They were clearing out the loft.

-Aw.

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And they found it underneath some old photos.

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Aw, nice.

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There weren't old photos at the time. But they are these days.

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Yes.

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Don't store your photos next to your radium, by the way.

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You mustn't do.

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Also, don't store your radium in the loft, to be honest.

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Fair enough. Fair enough.

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Jean?

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I'm so bad at this that I don't even know if it's right.

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-Magnesium.

-Magnesium, says Jean.

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Gets you a nod from Edo.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said magnesium.

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It's right.

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28 for magnesium.

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Very important for human sleep, magnesium.

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If you have too little or too much, you can't sleep properly.

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-I don't know why.

-That's where I'm going wrong.

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Yeah. It's those hot magnesium drinks that you're having

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-before bedtime.

-So good for the digestion, though.

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-Listen, a lovely cup of hot...

-Magnesium.

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-Little rich...

-Not too hot. A bit bright.

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Lovely little biscuit. Little Rich Magnesium in there.

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Lovely.

0:24:390:24:40

Well, we're halfway through the round.

0:24:430:24:44

Let's take a look at those scores. 5, very well done indeed.

0:24:440:24:47

It's the reverse of last time.

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This time, the thin end of the wedge is towards me.

0:24:490:24:51

Ian and Sian, very well done.

0:24:510:24:52

Then to 10 where we find Nicky and Edo.

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Then up to 28 where we find Jean and Ray.

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So, Ray, you're the high scorer.

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Let's have a nice obscure element, please.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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So, Ray, remember, it's any chemical element containing the letter A.

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OK. This isn't very good for me.

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I'm hoping that I'm going for an obvious one

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and I'm not going to look stupid saying it.

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Nitrate.

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Nitrate? Nitrate.

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I'm on a day rate, personally.

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Ray is saying nitrate. No redline for you.

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You're the highest scorer.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said nitrate.

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Oh, bad luck.

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Ray, I'm sorry. That scores you 100 points.

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Takes your total up to 128.

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-Sorry.

-Sorry, Ray. Not an element, I'm afraid.

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There we are, Edo.

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Little bit of pressure taken off you there.

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Doesn't matter what you score now.

0:25:530:25:56

I'm sure you've got a good answer, though.

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And, hence, why I'm going to take a bit of a risk.

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Cadmium.

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Cadmium. As in nickel cadmium.

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Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people

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said cadmium. There's no redline for you.

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You're already through.

0:26:110:26:12

Look at that! Cadmium.

0:26:130:26:16

Well, 5 is our lowest score.

0:26:160:26:18

So far. Cadmium takes us to 10.

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There you are. Equalling Nicky.

0:26:210:26:24

20 is your total.

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Cadmium, another good answer.

0:26:260:26:28

It's the big rival to Rowntreesium.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

0:26:330:26:35

Sian, again, it doesn't matter what you score.

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You're still through. A little bit of pressure off.

0:26:370:26:39

Why not see if you can find a pointless answer?

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Right. I was looking at these before we came on the show.

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And, I think it's right, protactinium.

0:26:460:26:52

Protactinium. Oh, we love protactinium.

0:26:520:26:56

No red line for you. You're already through.

0:26:560:26:57

Let's see how many of 100 people love protactinium.

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It's right. Now, Ian was our lowest scorer before protactinium.

0:27:040:27:09

Ian who?

0:27:120:27:14

That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot.

0:27:140:27:17

It takes our jackpot up to £6,250.

0:27:170:27:21

It scores you nothing.

0:27:210:27:22

It leaves you a total of 5.

0:27:220:27:24

Very well done indeed.

0:27:240:27:25

-Protactinium.

-Oh, what a lovely end to the round.

0:27:250:27:28

Terrific stuff. Well played.

0:27:280:27:29

For many years, the only place you could get protactinium

0:27:290:27:32

-was in the UK.

-At Boots.

-Yeah.

0:27:320:27:34

Over-the-counter, though, you couldn't just pick it up.

0:27:340:27:37

-No.

-You had to ask a chemist.

0:27:370:27:38

I don't know what they use it for,

0:27:380:27:40

but someone will be in charge of what that was all about.

0:27:400:27:42

-I'm assuming.

-Very exciting.

0:27:420:27:44

Now, there's a whole bunch of pointless answers.

0:27:440:27:46

We'll take a look at some of them now.

0:27:460:27:48

In fact, we'll take a look at all of them, I think.

0:27:480:27:50

Well done if you said any of these.

0:27:590:28:00

You also could have had gallium and hassium.

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Well done if you said any of those and, of course, protactinium.

0:28:060:28:09

Let's take a look at the top three.

0:28:090:28:11

The ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:28:110:28:13

And the shop where they keep all the other elements.

0:28:170:28:20

Argon with 37.

0:28:200:28:22

Thanks very much, Richard.

0:28:230:28:25

So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:28:250:28:28

with their high score of 128.

0:28:280:28:30

It is our new couple, it's Ray and Jean.

0:28:300:28:33

We will see you again next time. You'll be veterans of the game then.

0:28:330:28:36

I'm sure you'll get much, much further.

0:28:360:28:38

In the meantime, thanks very much for playing. Ray and Jean.

0:28:380:28:41

But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:440:28:48

Well, congratulations, Edo and Nicky, Ian and Sian.

0:28:520:28:55

You are now one step closer to the final

0:28:550:28:57

and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:570:28:58

which currently stands at...

0:28:580:29:00

Well, here we are. We've arrived at the head-to-head,

0:29:050:29:07

which now means you are allowed to confer

0:29:070:29:08

before you give your answers.

0:29:080:29:10

The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:29:100:29:12

So, it's brother and sister versus Nicky and his spiritual guide.

0:29:120:29:17

Very good.

0:29:180:29:20

Edo, that's putting quite a lot of your shoulders, isn't it?

0:29:200:29:22

Are you happy with that?

0:29:220:29:23

No. It's good for me because, if we don't win tonight,

0:29:230:29:26

I'll just release a book.

0:29:260:29:27

Some book that doesn't really tell you anything important

0:29:270:29:29

and I'll make loads of money out of it.

0:29:290:29:32

Fantastic. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:29:320:29:34

Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:340:29:35

Here is your first question.

0:29:410:29:42

And it concerns...

0:29:420:29:45

-Richard.

-We're going to show you five pictures of celebrities

0:29:480:29:50

who have a capital city in their name.

0:29:500:29:52

We need the full name of one of these five, please.

0:29:520:29:55

Thank you very much indeed. Let's reveal our five celebrities.

0:29:550:29:57

Here they come. We've got...

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There we are. Five celebrities with capital cities in their names.

0:30:290:30:33

Edo, and Nicky, you're our low scorer so far, so you will go first.

0:30:330:30:36

Feel free to confer.

0:30:360:30:39

We wanted to go for a less well-known answer,

0:30:390:30:45

but we could not totally agree on the first name of the person.

0:30:450:30:48

-Right.

-So, we'll go with A, and we'll say Dion Dublin.

0:30:480:30:52

Dion Dublin, Say Edo and Nicky. Dion Dublin.

0:30:520:30:55

Now then, Ian and Sian, it's over to you.

0:30:550:30:58

Well, we know B, Denzel Washington,

0:30:580:31:03

and we think D is Paris Hilton.

0:31:030:31:05

So, we're going to take a risk on E with Irving Berlin.

0:31:050:31:11

Irving Berlin.

0:31:110:31:14

You were thinking Isaiah, weren't you?

0:31:140:31:16

That's what you were juggling with. OK.

0:31:160:31:17

So, we have Dion Dublin and we have Irving Berlin.

0:31:170:31:21

Edo and Nicky said Dion Dublin.

0:31:210:31:24

Let's see if that's right for A.

0:31:240:31:26

Let's see how many of our 100 people went for that.

0:31:260:31:28

It's right.

0:31:310:31:32

19.

0:31:380:31:39

19. OK.

0:31:430:31:44

Now, Ian and Sian have gone for Irving Berlin for E.

0:31:440:31:47

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people got it.

0:31:470:31:50

And, look at that, Irving Berlin, wins it. 8.

0:31:590:32:02

8 for Irving Berlin, which means, very well done indeed, Ian and Sian.

0:32:020:32:06

After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:32:060:32:08

Two very good answers there.

0:32:080:32:09

Well played. B is, of course, Denzel Washington.

0:32:090:32:12

He would have scored 45 points.

0:32:130:32:15

I don't think there's a Denzel Washington film I haven't enjoyed.

0:32:150:32:18

I'm going to go out there and say it.

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If he's in a film, it's going to be a good film.

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I'd watch any of his films on a plane,

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apart from the one with the plane crash in it.

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-Yeah. Don't watch that one.

-But that's a great film.

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-It is a great film.

-Flight. But don't watch it on a plane.

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Do you know what?

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Any film I watch on a plane, I enjoy.

0:32:320:32:33

Even terrible films, on planes.

0:32:330:32:35

Oh, I watched Kevin Costner's Swing Vote on a plane.

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I wouldn't do that again.

0:32:370:32:39

Anyway, Denzel Washington, 45.

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We'll look at D first. As you know, it's Paris Hilton.

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65 points for that.

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Now, anyone who watched the Musketeers

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will recognise this other gentleman.

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But what is his name?

0:32:510:32:52

He is named after the capital of Chile

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and he's called Santiago Cabrera.

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And it was a pointless answer.

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So, well done if you said that.

0:32:580:33:00

There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:33:000:33:02

So, here comes your second question.

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Edo and Nicky, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:33:040:33:06

So, very best of luck, because Ian and Sian get to answer it first.

0:33:060:33:09

Our second question is all about...

0:33:090:33:12

..Mythical Creatures.

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-Richard.

-Yeah, we're going to give you five mythical creatures,

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they are all listed on oxforddictionaries.com,

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but we've missed out alternate letters.

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Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?

0:33:210:33:24

OK, so let's reveal our mythical creatures with bits taken out.

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And here they are.

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Ian and Sian will go first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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OK. We're going to try the third one down with Minotaur.

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Minotaur say Ian and Sian. Minotaur.

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Now, Edo and Nicky, over to you.

0:34:070:34:10

Right. The top one's mermaid.

0:34:100:34:14

Second one is Loch Ness Monster.

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Third was Minotaur, which was our choice.

0:34:150:34:18

Fourth is poltergeist.

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And last is Bigfoot.

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I feel like the lowest one may have already gone, anyway.

0:34:220:34:25

But we'll go with Bigfoot.

0:34:250:34:27

You're going to go with Bigfoot?

0:34:270:34:29

OK. So, we have Minotaur and we have Bigfoot.

0:34:290:34:32

Ian and Sian went for Minotaur. Let's see if that's right.

0:34:320:34:35

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Minotaur.

0:34:350:34:37

Minotaur...

0:34:420:34:43

Ooh. 55.

0:34:430:34:45

APPLAUSE

0:34:450:34:47

55 for Minotaur.

0:34:470:34:50

Edo and Nicky have gone for Bigfoot.

0:34:500:34:52

Let's see how many of our 100 people got that.

0:34:520:34:54

55. A little bit higher than we were expecting.

0:34:580:35:01

Oh, no! 59 for Bigfoot.

0:35:010:35:03

Bad luck, Edo and Nicky.

0:35:070:35:08

Very well done. Ian and Sian, after only two questions,

0:35:080:35:11

you're straight through to the final 2-0.

0:35:110:35:13

Very well played. Such a tough one.

0:35:130:35:14

Working out what scores lowest there,

0:35:140:35:16

because it's what's the most famous creature?

0:35:160:35:18

And then, sometimes, it's just the formation of the letters

0:35:180:35:20

that make things harder than others.

0:35:200:35:22

Loch Ness Monster, as you'd imagine,

0:35:220:35:24

is the biggest scorer of all of them.

0:35:240:35:26

Loch Ness Monster would have scored you 71 points.

0:35:260:35:29

Now, mermaid, you weren't tempted with at all.

0:35:290:35:31

It's actually the lowest scorer up there.

0:35:310:35:33

But I think it is, maybe, just because of the letters.

0:35:330:35:36

That would have scored 22.

0:35:360:35:37

But the other one that you were thinking

0:35:370:35:39

about going with was poltergeist.

0:35:390:35:41

And, if you had, you'd have won.

0:35:410:35:44

Because it would have scored you 30 points.

0:35:440:35:47

So, really, really unlucky.

0:35:470:35:48

Ooh, it's harsh.

0:35:500:35:52

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:35:520:35:54

Edo and Nicky. You knew two answers

0:35:540:35:57

that would have kept you in the game there.

0:35:570:35:59

Whatever the opposite of a pyrrhic victory is, pyrrhic defeat,

0:35:590:36:02

that one was. I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.

0:36:020:36:05

It's been great having you on both shows.

0:36:050:36:06

You've been low scorers in this show. Really strong performers.

0:36:060:36:09

And, as I say, you could easily have stayed with us.

0:36:090:36:11

I'm so sorry. Edo and Nicky, thanks very much for playing.

0:36:110:36:14

Great contestants.

0:36:140:36:15

APPLAUSE

0:36:150:36:17

For Ian and Sian, it's our Pointless final.

0:36:190:36:22

Well, congratulations, Ian and Sian.

0:36:250:36:28

You've seen off all of your opponents

0:36:280:36:30

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:300:36:32

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:36:390:36:41

At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £6,250.

0:36:410:36:45

CHEERING

0:36:450:36:47

Now, that is turning into quite a monster jackpot now.

0:36:490:36:51

And, actually, thanks to you - we had a pointless answer.

0:36:510:36:54

There we are. It was our friend...

0:36:540:36:57

-Oh, God! Protacterium.

-Protactinium!

0:36:570:37:00

Protactinium!

0:37:000:37:02

Wow. Your short-term memory is good. Thank goodness.

0:37:020:37:05

Protactinium.

0:37:050:37:07

That saw you very comfortably through each round.

0:37:070:37:11

As always, you get to choose your category in this last round.

0:37:110:37:14

There'll be four on the board there.

0:37:140:37:15

Let's hope today's selection includes

0:37:150:37:17

at least one you quite like the look of. Good luck.

0:37:170:37:20

Today's choices are...

0:37:200:37:21

Definitely not dogs and definitely not...

0:37:310:37:32

-Dogs might be...

-I don't know, a bit obscure.

-A bit random.

0:37:320:37:37

-Some of them.

-Got to be live albums, hasn't it?

0:37:370:37:40

-Live albums, yeah.

-Live albums by bands.

0:37:400:37:43

-Richard.

-OK, very, very best of luck.

0:37:430:37:45

£6,250 if you can give us a pointless answer

0:37:450:37:48

on one of these three.

0:37:480:37:50

We're looking for any of the tracks on the original release

0:37:500:37:53

of Live 2003 by Coldplay.

0:37:530:37:55

Any tracks on Queen, Live At Wembley '86.

0:37:550:37:58

Or any tracks on Nirvana's MTV Unplugged in New York.

0:37:580:38:03

Any of the tracks on the original releases of

0:38:030:38:05

any of those three albums, please.

0:38:050:38:07

-Very, very best of luck.

-Thanks much indeed.

0:38:070:38:09

Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:38:090:38:11

to come up with three answers.

0:38:110:38:12

All you need to win the jackpot is for just one of your answers

0:38:120:38:14

-to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Marvellous.

0:38:140:38:18

Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:38:180:38:20

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:38:200:38:22

I know a lot of Queen Live At Wembley '86.

0:38:220:38:25

-OK.

-It's got...

0:38:250:38:27

Big Spender, they did a version of that.

0:38:310:38:33

-On there.

-They did a...

-That's a good one.

0:38:330:38:36

There's a track called Impromptu. Which was a guitar solo.

0:38:360:38:41

-You're a big Queen fan, so...

-Do you want to choose?

0:38:410:38:44

Nirvana, there's Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.

0:38:440:38:48

There's...

0:38:480:38:49

God. Is it The Plateau?

0:38:500:38:53

I think it's called The Plateau.

0:38:530:38:56

There is Man Who Sold The World.

0:38:560:38:59

Bowie cover.

0:38:590:39:01

Erm...

0:39:010:39:02

The first one? The first or second one, eh?

0:39:050:39:07

Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.

0:39:070:39:08

Yeah. Go for that.

0:39:080:39:11

Go for Impromptu and go for Big Spender.

0:39:110:39:13

OK. OK.

0:39:130:39:14

OK, well, there are still five seconds.

0:39:160:39:18

They can ride it out, can't they? Your time is now up.

0:39:180:39:20

What are you going to go for?

0:39:200:39:21

We're going to go for, from Queen Live At Wembley, Impromptu.

0:39:210:39:26

-Impromptu.

-Big Spender.

0:39:260:39:28

Big Spender.

0:39:280:39:29

And from Nirvana MTV Unplugged In New York is

0:39:290:39:33

-Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.

-Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.

0:39:330:39:36

Now, of those three, your best shot at a pointless answer,

0:39:360:39:38

-what do you think?

-Impromptu.

-Impromptu.

0:39:380:39:40

Impromptu. Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:400:39:43

-Big Spender.

-Big Spender.

0:39:430:39:45

And Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam in the middle.

0:39:450:39:47

OK, well, let's pop those answers on the board

0:39:470:39:49

in that order, then. Here they are. We've got...

0:39:490:39:51

Very, very best of luck.

0:39:570:39:58

Now, if one of these wins that jackpot for you,

0:39:580:40:01

what would you spend the money on?

0:40:010:40:03

£6,250.

0:40:030:40:06

Well, today is my fifth wedding anniversary,

0:40:060:40:09

so I'm going to buy my wife something nice.

0:40:090:40:12

And then I think I will treat the family to a holiday.

0:40:130:40:16

OK. Sian, how about you?

0:40:160:40:18

Well, travelling.

0:40:180:40:21

I love travelling,

0:40:210:40:22

so I'll probably do a bit of travelling with the money.

0:40:220:40:25

Stuff for the garden, maybe, a new shed, or something like that.

0:40:250:40:28

-New shed.

-Sort of weighing it up.

0:40:280:40:30

Well, we know what you can put in the shed now, don't we?

0:40:300:40:33

-Nuclear reactor.

-You can power the whole town.

0:40:330:40:35

What about that? OK.

0:40:350:40:37

Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Big Spender.

0:40:370:40:40

In this case, we were looking for tracks from Queen Live At Wembley.

0:40:400:40:43

Only one of these has to be pointless

0:40:430:40:45

for you to win that jackpot. £6,250.

0:40:450:40:47

Let's not forget. Let's see how many of our 100 people

0:40:470:40:50

said Big Spender. Is it pointless?

0:40:500:40:52

It's right.

0:40:550:40:57

Now, if Big Spender goes all the way down to zero,

0:40:570:40:59

you will leave here immediately with £6,250.

0:40:590:41:03

Down goes Big Spender into single figures.

0:41:030:41:05

Still going down. Still going down.

0:41:050:41:08

Yes!

0:41:080:41:09

That is fantastic.

0:41:090:41:12

Very well done.

0:41:120:41:13

-Oh, brilliant!

-That is superb!

0:41:130:41:16

Thank you very much.

0:41:160:41:18

Just wonderful.

0:41:220:41:23

Congratulations. Big Spender was a pointless answer,

0:41:230:41:26

which means you go home with that big jackpot of £6,250.

0:41:260:41:29

Very, very well done indeed, Ray and Sian.

0:41:290:41:32

CHEERING

0:41:320:41:34

Very, very well played, Ian and Sian, that's terrific stuff.

0:41:340:41:37

If there's one thing we like on this show,

0:41:370:41:39

it's giving away big jackpots to lovely people,

0:41:390:41:41

and that's just what we've done. So, thank you so much.

0:41:410:41:43

Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam, would have scored you two points.

0:41:430:41:47

Cover of The Vaselines' song.

0:41:470:41:48

Impromptu was another pointless answer.

0:41:480:41:50

So, very well done.

0:41:500:41:51

Brilliant, well done.

0:41:510:41:53

That category turned out very nice indeed.

0:41:570:41:59

We'll start, shall we, with the tracks on the Coldplay album?

0:41:590:42:04

Some of their big hits here.

0:42:040:42:06

God Put a Smile Upon Your Face. You also could have had Moses.

0:42:090:42:12

Those were the five pointless answers there.

0:42:120:42:14

Take a look now at Queen.

0:42:140:42:15

A few other answers.

0:42:210:42:22

You could have had their Brighton Rock Solo,

0:42:220:42:24

Gimme Some Lovin. Baby I Don't Care.

0:42:240:42:26

Hello Marylou (Goodbye Heart), they were pointless answers as well.

0:42:260:42:29

And we will finish with Nirvana.

0:42:290:42:32

You said Plateau, as well, during that 60 seconds.

0:42:350:42:38

It would also have been a pointless answer.

0:42:380:42:40

Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:400:42:42

Terrific work in the studio. What a performance.

0:42:420:42:45

Thanks, very much, Richard, and thanks, once again,

0:42:450:42:47

to our winning players, Ian and Sian,

0:42:470:42:49

who go away with today's jackpot of £6,250.

0:42:490:42:51

-Very well done indeed.

-I'm so chuffed. Thank you.

0:42:510:42:54

Join us next time,

0:42:570:42:58

when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:580:43:01

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:43:010:43:03

And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:030:43:05

APPLAUSE

0:43:050:43:08

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