Episode 9 Snog Marry Avoid?


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# I should be the face of every fashion magazine

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# I'm gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight... #

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To be or not to be a natural beauty? That is the question.

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And some of you out there have got a lot to answer for.

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Yes, we mean you, fake fans, because we are changing the script,

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so put down those eyeliner pens, erase that blusher, and tear out those hair extensions.

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It's time for a whole new chapter.

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Hello, POD.

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POD?

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Oh, Jeremy! Jeremy!

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POD, wake up! POD, wake up!

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For POD's sake, wake up.

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Oh, hello, The Frost. Have I overslept?

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Yes, lazybones. It's time to wake up. We've a lot of work to do.

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Yes, quite right, Jenny Frost. I do apologise. I don't know what came over me.

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Well, get yourself together now. You've got a lot to do today,

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and these girls will not makeunder themselves.

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Coming up on tonight's show...

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My style is the tighter, the better, the shorter, the better.

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POD gives the reality stars a reality check

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as she takes on a Big Brother beauty,

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and X Factor girl group, Kandy Rain.

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If we had to go on stage with no make-up on, I think we'd all die.

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And if that wasn't enough,

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she then faces attack from a hazardous substance.

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Keep everybody safe from my Bio Hazardness.

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-Right! Are you ready, POD?

-I most certainly am.

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-Good, cos you're going to need all your energy for this one.

-I'm ready! Let me at her!

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Hi. I'm Sophie, winner of Big Brother 10. Whey-hey!

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'I think people probably remember me from Big Brother as the girl with the big boobs.'

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I love getting my boobs out.

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I paid for these. I'm going to show them off.

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I do absolutely everything with my dogs.

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# Who let the dogs out?

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# Who, who, who, who, who? #

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Let's get you dressed, Mooey, eh? Yes. He wants to get dressed now.

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There we go! What do you think, Moo-moo?

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# Who let the dogs out? #

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I'm now going to paint Moo's nails for her, so it matches her nice tutu.

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Let's go. Let's go for walkies.

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Come on. Come on. Come on!

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When it comes to make-up, it's all about perfection.

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Perfect.

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My mum always tans my legs for me.

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Come on, Mum. Tan me up.

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Is that all right?

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My style is the tighter, the better, the shorter, the better.

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Sometimes she goes over the top, and I say,

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"Sophie, you need to put a bit more on."

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This is my little gold-digger's outfit.

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Sss!

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Everywhere you go, you go out with her, heads turn.

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# The boys and the girls They got me going on... #

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I just love it. I love all the attention on me.

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I'm single and I am ready to mingle.

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'When I go out I never take any money with me,

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'because guys constantly come up to me and buy me drinks.

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'Why spend my money when I can spend someone else's?'

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I feel sorry for POD. Bring it on, because I'm not going down easily.

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I'm going to put up a fight.

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-Hello, Sophie.

-Hi. How are you?

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I'm fine, thank you. And Moo and Army, it's lovely to meet you all. You're all gorgeous.

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Well, thank you!

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Pass me the pooches and show me your outfit. Come on, you two.

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Right. Give us a flash.

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Wowzers! Is it all about accentuating your best features, shall we say?

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Yeah, I love my boobs. They're like my best friends, so...

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If I cover them up, they slip out the bra. Might as well show them off.

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-Right. Shall we go back to Mummy? There we are.

-Thank you.

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So, are you three ready to meet POD?

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We're ready. We're ready for it, ready to defend our look.

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Gorgeous Sophie, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now,

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and I'll see you three on the other side.

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-I am POD. Who are you?

-I'm Sophie.

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Do you always get your puppies out?

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Which puppies are you on about?

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The pair of puppies that are pretty hard to miss.

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I always have my puppies on show. Everybody wants to see them.

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You'd show your puppies off if you had some.

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Incorrect. Do those diddy dogs have names?

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This one's called Army, and this one's called Moo.

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-And how do they feel about being on show?

-They love it.

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They don't mind being shown off. They love all the attention. My puppies like it more than I do!

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Well, your puppies have had quite enough attention already. It's well and truly time to put them away.

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Huh! Where'd they go?

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-Like their owner, they are in POD's doghouse.

-Oh, that's not very nice now.

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-Why are you wearing next to nothing?

-It's not next to nothing, POD. I've got some shorts on.

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-I got a bra on, and I got a top on.

-What do you do for a living?

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I do glamour modelling and I do a bit of TV work, POD.

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Hmm, interesting.

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What TV work have you done?

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I won Big Brother 2009.

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-And now you're a glamour model?

-Yeah.

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It means I get my boobs out for a living!

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Well, POD would like to give those great big balls of plastic the sack.

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Oh, that's so mean! That is really mean. You've really upset my boobs now.

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-Boo-hoo!

-They are devastated.

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They just said they don't want to speak to you now.

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-Fine by me. They look pretty dumb anyway.

-They're not!

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They are. They chose to risk hypothermia by wandering around

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in just a pink polyester bra.

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Oh, I love that! I love that outfit.

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That was after I had my boob job done.

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I love that. I'd wear that right now if I could.

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POD would not allow you to wear that tacky tat in here.

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Oh, how dare you say my look's tacky?!

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That look's really nice, I'll have you know.

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Incorrect! What do you think of natural beauty?

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-This is natural beauty.

-Are you making a little joke?

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It's natural, except I've just got hair extensions, false eyelashes,

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make-up and false boobs, but that's it.

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There's not really a lot of falseness there.

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-No, not if you're a complete fake.

-POD loves a bit of fakeness.

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POD hates fakeness. It is POD's mission to rid the world of fakery and you are next on my list.

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I know what POD's mission is. You're trying to make me look naked!

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Incorrect. Besides, you've done a pretty good job of looking naked all by yourself!

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Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

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I would love for people to take me very seriously, and for me to get further in my TV presenting career.

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-POD thinks people will definitely take you more seriously once I've worked my magic on you.

-Oh!

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It is now time to find out what the public think of your current look.

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Oh, I'm so nervous. I don't even know why.

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Run phase one, public analysis. Are you ready, Sophie?

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Yeah, hit me with it.

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I asked the public would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

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-Snog!

-Why snog?

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-Everyone wants to snog me. You want to snog me.

-I most certainly do not.

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-Yes, you do.

-No, I don't. Play.

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I would avoid her because she looks like she needs to put more clothes on.

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She looks like she could be pretty, but she's trying a bit too hard.

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I would snog her cos she's very attractive, but I couldn't marry her cos I couldn't bring that home.

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I would avoid her.

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I think her whole look isn't very sexy and I think it's just way too much.

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I also asked the rapper Chipmunk what he thought of your look.

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Would you like to know what he said?

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-Oh, yes, please.

-Play.

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That girl I'd avoid, man.

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I think girls need to understand that less isn't always more, like.

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You can look decent covered up. See what I'm saying?

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Oh, he's a cheeky Chipmunk, isn't he?

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Oh, well, I don't like him anyway.

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Well, a massive 75% agreed with the cheeky Chipmunk

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-and wanted to avoid you completely.

-Behave!

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It's not my fault they didn't want to snog you.

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They're jealous and want to look like me.

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I hardly think 75% of the men we asked want to have boobs that look like cannonballs.

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Are you ready for my verdict?

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Go on, then, POD. Hit me with it. I'm ready for you.

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Sophie, you are a puppy-flaunting fake lady whose skimpy style is well and truly in the doghouse,

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and you need my...

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-OK!

-Here is your makeunder menu.

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Choose a new hair colour - copper brown, auburn, ebony, honey blonde.

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Copper brown.

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Choose a celebrity style - Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, Emma Watson, Taylor Swift.

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-Taylor Swift.

-Thank you, Sophie.

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It is now time to scrub you clean and prepare you for natural beauty.

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-What, take my clothes off?

-No, Sophie, not your clothes.

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Oh, I was going to take them off for you!

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I can assure you, it is not your clothes that will be coming off now.

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-Oh, you're going to take my make-up off, aren't you?

-Correct.

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Run phase two...

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Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

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-Now I look like a dinner lady!

-And today you will be serving up a massive helping of natural beauty.

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This is not a good look!

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-Now, get wiping, Reade.

-I'm scrubbing. I'm scrubbing.

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-Yes, you are a bit of a scrubber, aren't you?

-What?!

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Show me the state of that wipe.

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-How are you feeling?

-I feel naked.

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-Well, you look lovely.

-Oh, thank you!

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-Are you ready to meet the new you?

-I'm ready. Bring it on, POD.

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I will. Run the makeunder.

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Oh, my God, it's so different!

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I look really different.

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That doesn't look like me!

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Do you like it?

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I like it. I like the dress.

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I think I look like Eve out of Adam and Eve.

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Well, that's an improvement on your other hellish look.

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-Is that what you thought about me before?

-Yes.

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Oh, you cheeky POD, aren't you?

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-Well, you're a natural beauty, Sophie, aren't you?

-Yeah.

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But then I'm giving in to you if I say yes.

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No, you are just giving in to your stunning natural beauty.

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-Oh, behave yourself!

-Would you like to know what the public think?

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-Oh, can we?

-Yes. Play.

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I'd marry her, I reckon.

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I think I would snog her.

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I would marry her because she's beautiful.

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She's got really nice hair, nice eyes.

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Oh, what a nice man.

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20% want to snog you.

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Oh, see! Everyone wants a snoochie with me, don't they?

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Well, more people want to marry you.

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In fact, 80% of the people we asked wanted to wed you.

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I'm on to a winner here, aren't I?

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Yes. Here's how I achieved your new stunning look.

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For a fuller bust, choose a wider strap to balance out your top half and flatter your petite frame.

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A dot of highlighter on the inner corner of the eye with

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a small amount of mascara is all you need to accentuate the eyes.

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Oh, I like your beauty data.

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-It's good.

-Correct.

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I like the make-up the best, though. It's really natural.

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Do you think people will take you more seriously now?

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I think they will do. I'd take myself seriously now.

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-You did all right, didn't you?

-Yes, I did! Are you missing your puppies?

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You can't even see my boobies!

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Not THOSE puppies, THESE puppies!

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Oh, my treasures are naked!

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Yes, POD couldn't resist giving them a bit of a puppy-under too.

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-I think we make a big, nice, happy natural family.

-Yes, you do.

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-Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye.

-Bye!

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Oh, my God! I didn't recognise you at first.

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I think the dress looks gorgeous,

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and the colour was absolutely brilliant.

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It's nice.

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-I like it.

-Yeah, I do.

-It's nice.

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-Do you like the make-up? It's really natural.

-Yeah. I like the dress!

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I do like the dress.

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It looks more classy.

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I do like the look.

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I'm surprised. I didn't think I would like it, but I do.

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It's different, but in a good way.

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It is nice to see you dressed different, isn't it?

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-You always look lovely!

-Ahh!

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Now, as you know on this show, we're no fake fans, but even we

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can't resist taking a sneaky peek into the nation's make-up bags.

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You never know what you're going to find.

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My top beauty tip is, with any outfit, use an oversized clutch bag.

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-A purse.

-Phone.

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Disposable camera.

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Perfume.

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Make sure you have a spare pair of natural tights.

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They suck you in, and they make you look amazing without anyone knowing.

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I think bronzer. I think you should always have your bronzer in your bag.

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Next up is a girl that goes by the name of Bio Hazard. Good luck, POD. You're going to need it!

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I am POD. Who are you?

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-I am Bio Hazard.

-What?!

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I'm Bio Hazard.

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Stand back.

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Initiating protection mode.

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Visitor, place your mask over your face.

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-You may speak.

-Hello, POD.

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-Why have you made this attack on POD?

-POD, you sound like a Dalek.

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I am speaking through my special biohazard filter.

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-State your mission.

-To destroy your mission.

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POD is secure and locked down.

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-You can do no harm to me or my mission in here.

-Oh, POD!

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-Now, remove your mask and state your real name.

-Siobhan.

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Siobhan, what is the meaning of this attack against natural beauty?

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-To make you see beauty that isn't just natural.

-You do that by attaching Day-Glo belts to your head?

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-It's foam, POD. It's not belts.

-Of course it is. Silly me!

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But am I really meant to think that foam belts, goggles and one red eye are better than natural beauty?

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Well, why not? Many people have red eyes, POD.

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Yes, after a heavy night or lots of crying.

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I'm sorry, POD. I'm a goth. What can I say?

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Oh, I see. You're a grumpy goth.

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-I'm a cyber-goth.

-What's the difference?

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Cyber-goths are brightly coloured, neon, happy people.

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-What makes a cyber-goth happy?

-Plastic beauty.

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-Do you know what makes POD happy?

-No.

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Giving people makeunders.

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Oh! No!

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-Ah, yes!

-You can't.

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-I can!

-Ahh!

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But I won't, IF you give up your mission to destroy my mission.

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Don't make me do it, POD.

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Don't make ME do it, Siobhan. POD has the power.

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-I hate you, POD.

-So, do we have a deal?

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-I think we have.

-Good. Now, POD off.

-Bye-bye, POD.

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Thank POD for that!

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Well done, POD. If you can survive a hazardous attack, you can survive anything.

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Now, like most girls out there, I'm a sucker for a beauty tip or two.

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So much so, for the sake of the sisterhood, I'm even prepared to give some of them a try.

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Nobody likes dry skin on their feet.

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It looks horrible, and it feels pretty nasty too.

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Now, you can either spend a fortune at an expensive salon,

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or you can give yourself a luxury, skin-softening foot treatment at home.

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All you need is a bowl of lukewarm water,

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some breakfast oats. Simply pour it in.

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Now, it might look slightly bonkers, but all these oats have lovely

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natural oils in which makes your skin lovely and soft.

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Give that a squoosh around,

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and now all I need to do is sit back and read a magazine.

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But don't have the water too warm because you don't want your feet in a bowl of porridge. Not good!

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Now, that should be done.

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I'll just move that bowl over there, give my feet a dry...

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..and my feet really do feel lovely and soft,

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and all that money I saved by not going to an expensive salon,

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I can buy some new shoes. Yes!

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Earlier, we met the gorgeous Sophie and her puppies, and POD

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toned down the party girl look and made her all demure and brunette.

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Has she kept it up? Let's meet her and find out.

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-Hello!

-Hiya. You all right?

-Yes, thank you! Back blonde?

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I'm a blonde at heart. I've gone back to blonde again.

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Have you taken any advice from POD and stuck to it?

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Yeah, if I'm going to wear something like a low-cut top,

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I'd wear something like trousers or a longer skirt or something.

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You did this to be taken more seriously. Have you achieved that?

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Yeah, I think I have achieved it. I think it's more like...

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I don't know. I think I can get more out of my career now.

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What positives have you taken away from this makeunder experience?

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Probably that natural is probably best,

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and I don't have to wear all the make-up or the less clothes and stuff.

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-Maybe leave a little bit to the imagination.

-Yes, exactly,

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not just show it all off!

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Now, have you got a message for the POD-meister?

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Erm, I'll agree with her that natural beauty does look nice,

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and you don't have to wear all that make-up and all the eyelashes to look nice.

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So yes, good job, POD.

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When we found out X Factor girl group Kandy Rain were off on tour, we just had to tag along.

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Here is our exclusive behind-the-scenes footage.

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Introducing...

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They are Kandy Rain, the X Factor girl group,

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more famous for their risque outfits than their singing.

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They upset Cheryl and Dannii with their skimpy style, but haven't let it stop them.

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This is what happened when we caught up with them on tour.

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# Oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, ooh

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# Oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, ooh... #

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'Tonight here in New Beach Holiday Park, UK, make some noise.'

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It is Kandy Rain!

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Good job I've got a jacket over my head!

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Oh, my God! This is... Aaargh!

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'Kandy Rain are probably the only group'

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that will be remembered on X Factor for being the X-rated group.

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I think on X Factor, the public did get us wrong.

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The press kept focusing on the fact we were strippers in our past,

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but actually it was only a tiny, tiny bit of what we used to do in our lives.

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I mean, Chemmane was an amazing dance teacher.

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She's amazing.

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I need to do my hair.

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I need to do my hair as well, babe.

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Kandy Rain's make-up has to be really out there, really seductive, mysterious.

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If we had to go on stage with no make-up on, I think we'd all die.

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I think, obviously,

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since we've left X Factor, we're on the road constantly doing gigs and living out of cases.

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It's fun, though. It's fun, travelling around together.

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We're different from other girl groups because we're real.

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We want to have fun.

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The last time any girl group had fun was the Spice Girls,

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and we want to bring that whole realness back,

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and that is what Kandy Rain represents.

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It's going too slow. We need to keep that same pace.

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First positions, girls, and a really great pose, now.

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I think with clothes, you should express yourselves.

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In Kandy Rain, we do that. We express ourselves well.

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And we love to have really sexy boots, killer heels, really anything that's stylish.

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Are you ready for them? Let's go.

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MUSIC: "One Vision" by Queen

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# Oo-wee, oo-wee, oo-wee, oo-wee, ooo... #

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-What are Kandy Rain best known for?

-Stripping.

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Let's pray, because we ought to pray.

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Kandy Rain!

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# But I knew you thinking

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# That you were true Yes I... #

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Being in a band and performing on stage is amazing.

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'See all the people, and they're looking at you, saying, "Oh, come over to me. Sing to me."

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'It's just great.'

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-'We're edgy, we're rocky.

-We're controversial.'

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If you don't like us, then you don't have to watch us!

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# Thanks for making me a fighter. #

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-Hello, Kandy Rain.

-Hi!

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-You're all looking very glamorous today.

-Thank you.

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Talk me through these outfits.

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Basically, these are our outfits that we like to wear on stage.

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It's our new look. Leotards, you know, belts...

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-How would you describe your look?

-I would say we are sexy, edgy and controversial.

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-And is that how you want to stay?

-Yeah.

-Always.

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So how will you feel if POD tries to change you?

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-Oh, God.

-We're going to fall out.

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-We're going to fall out with POD.

-Are you going to gang up on POD?

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-Absolutely.

-Yeah. We are.

-We're going to kick her robot arse!

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Right. Kandy Rain, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now.

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-Let's do this, girls!

-Good luck!

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Ooh! Whoa!

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-I am POD. Who are you?

-Who are YOU?

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-I am POD. Who are you?

-Kandy Rain. We're a band. We're Kandy Rain!

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Oh, are you the four ex-strippers who appeared on The X Factor?

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We're not four ex-strippers. We're Kandy Rain, a girl group.

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Oh, I do apologise. I thought that you used to be strippers.

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We did do stripping, but that's not what...

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-That's not what we're about, yeah.

-Oh, so what are you about?

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Kandy Rain represents both music and fashion today.

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In that case, those two industries are in a lot of trouble.

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-What's your problem, POD?

-My problem is that you have turned up to POD in your underwear.

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-It's not underwear!

-It's a costume!

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-A costume of lacy underwear.

-Costume!

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No wonder people didn't watch you sing if that's what you choose to wear.

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-Loosen up, POD. I bet you'd like to be able to wear our outfits.

-Incorrect!

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Neh!

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Why are you called Kandy Rain?

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Kandy Rain, it sums us four up. Sweet, not good for you, but we always leave a lasting impression.

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-Yes, you certainly make an impression.

-Yeah! Thank you!

-POD likes us.

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-A BAD impression!

-Oh! You can talk. You're a bloody robot.

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POD is a personal overhaul device, not a robot, and kindly watch your language.

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-Sorry!

-Oh, sorry, POD. POD, we love you.

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You can make it up to me with some singing.

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# Ooo... #

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-Count to three, girls.

-One, two, three...

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# Closer to the truth to say

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# You can't get enough

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# You know you're gonna have to face it

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# You're addicted to love... #

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-Well, you're going to have to face it, you're addicted to fakery.

-Ooh!

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-As a girl group, do you have a stylist?

-No.

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So, you came up with this look all by yourselves?

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Yes. We are very sexy, edgy, and we like to be controversial.

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Hmm. Who are your style icons?

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We want to be like the new invented Spice Girls.

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And what would you be? Hoodie, Lairy, Blonde and Scary?

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-If you want us to be.

-Not really, no.

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Can I say something? I've got a really strong feeling that we're going to be global, seriously.

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Well, I have a really strong feeling you need a makeunder, seriously.

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-Well done, POD.

-Well done.

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Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

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We want this makeunder because we want people to see past our past

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and have a look at us in something slightly more innocent.

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That I can certainly do, but first, I need to run the public analysis part of my programme.

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Fire away. Let's see this.

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I asked, would you snog, marry or avoid these girls?

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-I reckon snog.

-Snog.

-Snog.

-Play.

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Avoid. They look like trouble.

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I wouldn't avoid, because they got kicked off X Factor.

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They are pretty hot, but they can't sing.

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I would avoid all of them.

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I think that person needs to get a life.

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I also asked popular rap artist, Ironik.

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Would you like to know what he said?

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-Yeah, go on.

-This is fun!

-Play.

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I'd probably give one of them a snog,

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but I wouldn't make any of them my girlfriend.

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# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? #

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Obviously not, since 80% of the people we asked

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-agreed with Ironik and wanted to avoid you.

-Oh, no!

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Are you ready for my verdict?

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Hold on. It feels like the X Factor finals. Hold on.

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The public have voted, and they have decided the act that they would like to avoid is...

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-..Kandy Rain!

-No!

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So, you will undergo my...

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-Go on. Show us what you got, POD. Come on. Bring it on.

-By all means. Run the makeunder.

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-Ahh!

-Oh, God!

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-Well?

-Oh, my God. I'm actually crying.

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-Sorry, POD, the earring's going.

-Do not throw your earring in POD.

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-I had to throw that

-BLEEP

-away.

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-Do not swear in POD.

-Look at the state of her!

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-I take it you don't like your looks, then?

-Do I like this look? I say, "No."

-She loves it.

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-This look is ridiculous.

-I think the dress looks horrible on me.

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Oh! It's like, what's happened to us?

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POD has made you stunning natural beauties.

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-The hair's horrible, and the make-up, I could do a better job myself in the dark.

-Yeah.

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POD is sorry that you find your new look so very offensive.

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-It just looks awful.

-Has anyone got anything positive to say?

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-I like the gold thing. It's actually a necklace.

-That's nice.

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-I'd actually wear this. Hair is nice as well.

-Yes, Coco.

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-POD thinks you look lovely.

-Coco I think looks best out of all of us.

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Yeah, I think Coco looks the best.

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-Would you like to know what the public think of your new look?

-No thanks.

-No!

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-Tough.

-Go on!

-Play.

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Snog, because they're lovely!

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I would snog all of them because they look fantastic.

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They look classy. They hold themselves well.

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-Blah, blah, blah.

-It's a lie.

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I'd probably marry them because they're pretty wholesome.

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They look like the sort of ladies you'd want to take home to Mum.

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If you like me like this, I don't want to go out with you. You're clearly blind.

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-Yeah, no thanks!

-No!

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60% want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.

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I feel sorry for the public. They want to marry us looking like this? Listen!

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You're going to stay a bachelor all your life.

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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As a group, mix colours and styles instead of a uniform of black,

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to give you each a stand-out individual look.

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A fitted cocktail dress is a sexy way to make a statement,

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without the need for barely-there clothes and fishnet stockings.

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Do you know what? I would rather wear a bin bag.

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POD is sad that you can't see you look like a sophisticated, classy and naturally beautiful girl band.

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-It's just hideous.

-Awful.

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-Well, there doesn't seem to be a lot more to say.

-What?

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Let me put it another way - POD off.

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Bye! Thank you for wasting our time!

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Ah, POD, that was a bit unexpected. Are you OK?

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Well, Jenny Frost, POD is a bit sad that Kandy Rain couldn't see how lovely they looked, but don't worry.

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I'll be fine.

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In case you're wondering, we decided not to catch up with the girls,

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as we didn't want to waste any more of their time.

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Probably for the best, Frost. They made their feelings clear.

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You're not one to hold back on your opinions either.

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Yes, but my opinions are always right. You know that.

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Good to see you're as confident as ever. But now I think you need rest.

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-Good night, Jenny Frost.

-Good night, POD. POD off.

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