Episode 9 Snog Marry Avoid?


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# Where are my rock stars? Where are my pop stars?

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# We are the hipsters... #

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Welcome to the dark side.

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# You know we're gonna party like we're rock stars

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# Boy, we put it down

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# We're as good as they come... #

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You know, there are lots of shows out there offering makeovers,

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but only one that offers a makeunder,

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and that's this one - Snog Marry Avoid?

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We're the show that finds fakery wherever it is

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and flings it away to reveal the natural beauty beneath,

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so sit back, relax and allow yourselves to go

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all natural along with our latest batch of slap addicts.

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Hello, POD, how are you feeling today?

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Ready to perform your usual feats of magic?

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Jenny Frost, I am not Harry Potter.

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What I do can be reduced to a simple scientific formula.

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Ah, and what's that, then?

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Too much slap plus too few clothes equals a fashion disaster.

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-So what's the solution then?

-Add a little bit of common sense.

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Ah, so no hocus-pocus?

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I don't need a magic wand.

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And there's nothing up my sleeve, so let's see who's on today's show.

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Coming up, we meet someone who's in search of Coco Chanel

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but is nearer to Coco the Clown.

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Some of my friends would say that it's like being

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with a celebrity when I'm Coco.

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We meet a teaching assistant in dire need of a lesson in how to dress.

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I try and show off wherever I go,

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just getting a bottle of milk or walking the dog.

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

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And we meet someone

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who's very useful to have around in case you drop the cake.

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Good grief! This is going to be quite a challenge.

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Oh, you can do it, POD.

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You're pure magic.

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And I am out of here.

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She's always doing that.

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Hiya, my name's Coco, I'm 22.

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When the sun goes down and the moon comes up, that's when I like to play.

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# Wig wam bam Gonna make you my man... #

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I just love wigs. I can look so different in a different colour

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or a different style of a wig.

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I've got about 15 wigs now that I own that I didn't realise I had.

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They've all just kind of built up.

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So I come here to the wig shop, a wig warehouse, where I can get

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so many wigs at cost price.

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They're never too dear and a girl can never have too many wigs.

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I definitely get away with more as Coco. It's like my alter ego.

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# And girls They wanna have fu-un... #

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I love a lot of eye shadow because it brings out my eyes.

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It's more over the top and I don't look like a guy in a wig.

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I love the fakery so much because it gets you more attention where you're out.

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I feel that I look prettier and sexier.

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# Everybody look at me, me... #

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Some of my friends say it's like being with a celebrity when I'm Coco.

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# Come on, everybody What you here for...? #

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All the girls are like, "Oh, my God, how did you get your legs?

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"Oh, my God, look at your eyelashes."

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I don't like compliments when I'm out cos I do get quite a lot

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and it does get quite tedious.

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# Man-eater, make you work hard Make you spend hard... #

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Hi, POD, I'm tranny fantastic.

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How could you make me look better?

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I challenge you to turn this tranny around.

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ALL: Woo!

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-Hello, Coco.

-Hello.

-How are you today?

-I'm very well, thank you.

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-Looking very glamorous and nearly naked.

-Yeah, that's the best way.

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-Is this what you'd wear for a night out?

-Definitely.

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The more flesh the better.

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Your make-up is amazing, by the way.

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Are you obsessed with make-up?

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Not obsessed but I like to wear a lot of it. I like it to stand out,

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you know, and be bright and colourful.

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-Can you dance in those shoes?

-Yeah, for 12 hours.

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-12 hours straight.

-Straight.

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So why are you going to POD today?

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To see what maybe I would like.

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Rather than more trashy and slutty, maybe look a wee bit sexier and more subtle.

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Right, lovely, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now

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and I'll see you all demure on the other side.

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Hi, I'm POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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Hiya, POD, I'm Coco.

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As in hot chocolate cocoa?

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Yeah, Coco-licious.

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-Someone's confident.

-Of course.

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-Look at me.

-Do I have a choice?

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There's an awful lot of you on view.

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Cos this is my style.

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I like to dress minimal, slutty and trashy,

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get lots of attention, and I think it looks sexy and good.

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It looks wrong. How do you earn a living dressed like that?

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I PR, I sell shots, I basically don't do a lot

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but get paid for it and look good.

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The ideal job, then, if you did look good.

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What do you think your look says about you?

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Er, probably that I'm slutty, trashy, good-looking, crazy, outgoing,

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fit, nice body, nice legs, good sense of style, coordination, sexy heels.

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Oh, yes, let's not forget the sexy heels.

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But enough about what you think.

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Let's see what the public have to say. Are you up for it?

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Yeah, I'm a lot more rugged than I look.

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Well, let's find out in Phase One, Public Analysis.

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We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,

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if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you.

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What do you think they said?

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Um...

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probably not marry cos I'm hard work, not avoid because

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I'm unavoidable, so I'd say snog.

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Play.

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I'd probably give her a shower first of all and then still avoid her.

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I don't mind that they think that.

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Her eyebrows come over a bit too much.

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She looks a bit too masculine so, yeah, I'd have to avoid her.

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I'd avoid.

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Looks a bit frightening and is that a belt or a skirt?

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Coco, it was a landslide result. Of all the people we spoke to,

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a whopping 100% wanted to avoid you.

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Really? Well, you must've been asking the wrong kind of people, POD.

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We asked anyone with a pulse. We also asked Radio one DJ Scott Mills.

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I think avoid, even though he's a very convincing woman.

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Oh, I suppose I could take that in a good way as well.

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POD computes that you have all the raw ingredients to look

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like a stunning natural beauty.

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I'm glad you think so.

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But it might take a while.

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POD's verdict is that your look is dragging you down.

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It's time for my Coco The Clown to Coco Chanel Makeunder.

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That sounds interesting.

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I'm glad you think so, because it's time to initiate Phase Two, Deep Cleanse.

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Now, strip off the stripper shoes,

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that strap-on necklace, and hide those hideous hair extensions.

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It's quite hard to get off.

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We haven't even started yet. POD is sick of seeing all that orange.

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Time to cover up.

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Coco, in one word, how are you feeling?

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-Ugly.

-Don't worry, this will add to your look.

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Put your head garment on, please.

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Happy?

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Not many people look good in a turban, and sadly that includes you.

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Next, those lashes, please.

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Use my pads and get wiping.

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Time to initiate makeunder, in three, two, one.

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Wow.

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Erm, it's different.

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It's better. What do you think of your look?

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Um, I like the hair.

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It's funky, it's choppy, it's stylish, it's got a nice look to it.

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And at least you can see your eyes now you've lost the clown make-up.

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Yeah, I suppose they don't feel as heavy, POD.

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And don't you think your outfit is much more sophisticated and pretty?

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I think I look nice, sophisticated.

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I don't know about pretty.

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But, yeah, it's different, POD.

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Well, let's see what the public think of this different new you.

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We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,

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if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you. Play.

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I think I'd marry her.

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I think she looks like nice hair, really kind of friendly face,

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-stuff like that. She seems like she'd be a fun person.

-That's nice.

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That's a compliment. Thank you.

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I'd say, yeah, she's definitely worth a snog.

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She's very pretty, she's got nice eyes, good teeth.

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-Thank you.

-Yeah. No, she looks like a quite normal, nice lady.

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I'd probably snog her. She's got nice eyes,

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skin looks quite youthful and she has nice hair.

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Now a whopping 60% of the public want to snog you

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and 10% want to marry you.

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Really? That's a bit of a shock.

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Only for you. Have you enjoyed your makeunder, Coco?

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Yes, POD, it's been very fun. Thank you very much.

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Well, Mademoiselle Coco, with your new, French Riviera,

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sophisticated look, it's time to say au revoir.

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Au revoir.

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Yeah, really nervous to see if she still looks pretty and feminine

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without all the big make-up.

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Oh, my God!

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-We were saying, wonder if she'll be in a dress or trousers.

-I know!

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-I didn't expect trousers.

-I like it though. I like the trousers.

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You smell nice too!

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I totally like the wig.

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It's very different to Coco we know.

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But your make-up's amazing.

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-Yeah, I know.

-I like the eye shadow and everything cos it's dead mellow.

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I like the wig, like, she chopped it all. It's proper different.

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Yeah, I'm really surprised, like, how...

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It is a lot more natural.

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-Just a tad...

-She's brought the eyes out, the colour of my eyes.

-Yeah.

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I mean, now we all know what a classy Coco looks like, so cheers.

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ALL: Cheers.

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Wow! Coco looked a lot less loco with that new look, but will it last? We'll find out later.

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Now, I'm always keeping my eye out for the best beauty tips

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and I can't wait to hear this lot.

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Always get your eyelashes done professionally. Don't pull them out

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as it will pull your own out and they will be bald!

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If you want to make your eyelashes look longer, curl them every day

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with an eyelash curler and they'll look more natural.

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If you've got lots of make-up on your eyes, use petroleum jelly

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and it comes off quicker.

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Next up is someone who could do with a few lessons in how to dress properly.

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You there at the back of the class, don't do that!

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I'm Anna, I'm 19 and I'm from Wigan.

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Walking down the street's a catwalk. Everywhere is. No matter where.

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# Have you met Miss Jones... #

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I don't dress to blend in. I dress to stand out.

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Even if it's scowls and dirty looks, as long as they're looking,

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I'm not bothered!

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I work in a primary school.

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When I go to work, the children are usually like, "Oh, I love your make-up.

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"I love what you're wearing. I love your hair."

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I try and show off wherever I go, whatever it is,

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just getting a bottle of milk or walking the dog.

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

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There is a lot of hair extensions everywhere.

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The dog nearly swallowed some once and nearly choked.

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That wasn't good at all.

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Oh, good girl!

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The eyelashes are a bit much.

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They're like... They could blow you away. They're just like...

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flapping around and that.

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I use the sun beds about three times a week.

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I've got to make sure I'm nice and toasty brown for when I go out.

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Everything looks so much better when you've got a tan. It really does.

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Say I've not been on the sun beds for a week, I'll go to work

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and someone will say to me, "Are you feeling all right?"

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I'm going, "For God's sake, I've just not been on the bloody sun beds!"

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You know?

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# R-E-S-P-E-C-T... #

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Just cos you're blonde doesn't mean you're stupid.

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Just cos you're fat, it doesn't mean you're funny.

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Just cos you're pale doesn't mean you've got a good personality.

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You can have it all.

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# R-E-S-P-E-C-T... #

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-Hiya, gorgeous girl, how are you?

-All right, thank you.

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Now, a little birdie tells me you are addicted to being very blonde,

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false tan and big eyelashes.

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Yeah, that little birdie was right. Very right, yeah.

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So, on a night out, you walk in somewhere, is it all eyes on Anna?

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Yeah. If it's not, then I have to go back home and get changed,

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put something else on.

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OK, so why are you going into POD?

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I think I'm attracting the wrong type of attention.

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I want people to take me seriously.

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Right, I'm going to wish you luck in POD now,

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and I'll see you when you're made under.

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# School's out for summer... #

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-I'm Anna.

-Did you skip lessons on learning how to dress properly?

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Why do you need to wear such a skimpy outfit?

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I wear it so girls will look at me and think,

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"Oh, I want a body like hers."

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Yes, that's well worth a bout of pneumonia.

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I'd rather walk into a room and everybody look at me

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than walk into a room and everyone not notice.

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Maybe you could use an air horn and an illuminated arrow.

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Any other tricks?

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If there's a male bartender, I can, like, push my boobs up on the bar

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and I'll get served first.

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And I pretend that I, like, forget things and forget my money

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so people will buy me drinks.

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Not any more, you won't, Anna.

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Does it make you feel good when you do things like this?

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It's good self-esteem when you walk down the street and get whistled at.

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Yes, because everyone wants to be judged as an object.

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But, POD, you ARE an object, so you can't talk.

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Well, this object strongly objects to the idea of being judged as an object.

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You're still fake, though.

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-No, I'm not.

-You are, POD.

-You're faker.

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-You're more plastic and metal than me.

-But you LOOK more plastic.

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If you're lucky, I might set you up with my microwave.

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No, thanks, I tried it once. I was hot on the outside and cold in the middle.

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You haven't always looked like this. What about this little angel?

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Ohh! Look at them glasses, though.

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No, I like myself better now.

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I've created this look.

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This is like a creation.

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So was Frankenstein's monster. Pay attention, Anna, because you're

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about to find out what the public think in Phase One, Public Analysis.

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We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,

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if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.

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What do you think they said?

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-I hope they said snog but I think they'll have said avoid.

-Play.

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I think I'd have to avoid because she just looks quite plastic to me.

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There's nothing looks real about her.

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I'm not plastic.

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A bit la-dee-da.

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Yeah, a bit up herself a little bit, really, yeah,

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so I probably wouldn't, no.

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-Why not?!

-I'd avoid this girl.

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She looks a bit trampy, looks like she'd be sticky if I touched her.

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I don't like this Public Analysis.

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In fact, 30% of the public do want to snog you.

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That's very poor marks.

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I probably wouldn't want to snog them.

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And a whopping 70% of the public want to avoid you.

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Go to the bottom of the class.

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POD's verdict is that you are far too bronzed, bleached and bare for the classroom.

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It's time for my Mistake to Miss Pretty Makeunder.

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I think you're a bit harsh, POD.

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I think you need to have a word with yourself.

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I have two words and they are Deep Cleanse.

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Yeah, if you can make me look better, then I'll admit... I'll say sorry.

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But if you make me look worse and you make me look like a Plain Jane,

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I won't be happy, POD.

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I won't be at all cos I'll have wasted my time.

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Ooh, this is going to be good. Initiate Phase Two, Deep Cleanse.

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I hope you've got some turps.

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And paint stripper. Now, get covered up.

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I don't want to cover up.

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Oh, how attractive.

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-You look like a glamorous movie star in make-up...

-Thanks!

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..or a drag queen with no wig on.

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Look lively, Anna. It's time to lose those lashes, please.

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Painful.

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You can say that again.

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Now get wiping.

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I don't like this one bit.

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Let's see those pads, Anna.

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My mum will go mad.

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Oh, Anna!

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Oh, I feel naked.

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You'll feel amazing in a minute because it's time for POD

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to initiate makeunder, in three, two, one.

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Oh, my God!

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My God, look at my hair.

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Oh, my POD!

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-No, oh, God!

-Oh, God, POD.

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Oh, God, POD.

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Oh, God, it's so strange.

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It's like not looking at myself when I know I am.

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-It's the real you.

-Oh, wow... No, I love it.

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I do love it. I really do love it.

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Say you like it, then. What about the hair?

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-I like this side sweep thing.

-And do you like your outfit?

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No, it's nice this.

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I like these shoes. I like this colour.

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No, I really do like it. I do.

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And my skin looks better.

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POD quite agrees. Now let's see what the public think. Play.

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I like a girl that doesn't doll herself up too much so I'd definitely snog her.

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Ohh!

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Yeah, I would snog her cos she seems like, you know...

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Has a pleasant face, open face.

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-Quite a nice girl.

-Hey.

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I'd snog her, I think. I certainly wouldn't avoid her.

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Yes, she's got a nice face, hair's quite nice.

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Um, she's got a nice smile.

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See, I'm going to get attention just the same.

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In fact, 70% of the public want to snog you.

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You go straight to the top of the class.

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Oh, that's all right.

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I still don't think I'd want to snog 70% of the public but, you know...

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Well, it's not compulsory.

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Has POD changed your mind about natural beauty?

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Yeah. I do... Yeah, I needed a push.

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I needed a kick up the backside, but now you've done it,

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-I'm happy.

-Excellent. Full marks to POD.

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-Goodbye.

-Bye!

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My parents are upstairs, and my friends, waiting to see me.

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It's completely different to what I've ever done before

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so I really hope they like it as much as me.

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I'm interested to see but I think she'll still look beautiful.

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I think I'm not going to recognise her when she comes up those stairs.

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Oh, my God! I look so different.

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You still look beautiful, though.

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You look great, love. That colour is a lot nicer.

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-I feel like I'm talking to a different person.

-I know!

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Yeah, I am Anna. I'm still Anna.

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To Anna, we think you look really great.

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-To Anna.

-To Anna!

-Yay!

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Top marks for that makeunder, POD, but will she keep it up?

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We'll find out later.

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Now, what do you get if you mix sugar, water and lemon juice?

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And it's not always lemonade.

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To save you money in the salon,

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here's how to make a homemade sugar wax.

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All you need is one cup of sugar,

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half a cup of mixed lemon juice and water, 50-50.

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Pop them in a pan...

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Mix them up.

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Take them over to the hob.

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Heat it up, keep stirring it, bring it to the boil.

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So once this has boiled for 20 minutes

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and it's all lovely and gloopy,

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let it cool down properly so we don't burn ourselves,

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cos we don't want a night in A&E,

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and then we'll see if it works.

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It's quite tasty too.

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Now you need to get some thin cloth and cut it into strips like this.

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Get your wax, which has cooled down rather nicely,

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but it's still a little bit warm cos you need it to be a little bit warm for it to work properly.

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Now I just put it on my leg like so.

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Take one of the cloths and place it on the wax and smooth it down. Really important -

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make sure you take the strip off in the opposite direction that the leg hairs grow in.

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Brace yourself, Frost.

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One, two, three.

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That really works!

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Oh, my POD - very smooth legs.

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And it's all completely natural.

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Brilliant.

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Do you remember the fabulous Coco from earlier on,

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wearing a barely-there outfit?

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POD turned her into Parisian chic and she looked fabulous,

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Has she kept it up or gone back to her skimpy ways?

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Let's meet her and find out. Oh, Coco! Hello!

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-Hello!

-How are you, sweetheart?

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-I'm good, thank you.

-Sit down.

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Now, you're still a brunette.

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Yeah, I've kept the hair colour.

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Um, I've just buffed it up a bit and made it a bit more OTT.

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Before, your make-up was really bright. Turquoise, pinks, purples,

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neon colours, so do you think you've learnt to wear more natural shades?

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Obviously, you're still wearing quite a lot but have you toned it down a fraction?

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Yeah, a bit. Just keep it quite thick but more natural colours, definitely.

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Well, that's a positive.

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We'll take that one. You've still got those fantastic pins out,

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but you are slightly more covered.

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Is this because of the makeunder or is it just because it's cold?

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I suppose I decided to not show as much flesh, um...

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but, yeah, it's cold as well.

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-So, lovely Coco, have you got a message for our POD?

-Hiya, POD.

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Thanks very much for the makeunder.

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I really appreciate your comments.

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I had a lot of fun but Coco's here to stay.

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When it comes to some people,

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the way they look is just the icing on the cake,

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but with our next candidate, it's not only the icing,

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it's the whole blooming birthday cake!

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I am POD. Who are you?

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I'm Nick Painless, POD.

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Is that hyphenated? Nick Painless-Pod?

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My name's Nick Painless, your name's POD, obviously.

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Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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And what have you come as today?

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I'm a scary clown.

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You're scary but I'm hardly rolling in the aisles.

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What's that sticking out of your arms?

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That's for something we're going to do in a minute for you, just for you.

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I can hardly wait.

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In fact, you've got bits of metal sticking out all over.

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I've got them everywhere. I've got about 28 in total, POD.

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I've got 14 in my face, excluding my ears.

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No, God forbid you'd include your ears. Pierced ears? The idea!

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I've got some in my eyebrows,

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my nose obviously, my lips, my tongue.

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Is it difficult to drink with all that stuff all over your face?

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No, I use a cup.

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Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

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Is sticking metal through your person you're only talent?

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No, I also play music with my band, the Shanklin Freak Show.

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Heavy metal, I guess. With your ear-splitting music and those needles sticking out

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of your arms, you're life must revolve around pain.

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Right, that's why I'm called Nick Painless, POD.

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I've already told you, MY name is POD.

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Have you ever looked like a natural beauty?

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Erm, perhaps when I was younger.

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You mean when you looked like this?

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Yeah, when I looked like that, POD.

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That was a long time ago, though.

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I was about seven then.

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So you don't think you're a natural beauty, then?

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I am naturally beautiful but this is the way I should be.

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That's why I look like it, POD.

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You look more like a joke. As a clown, do you do any tricks?

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I've a party trick I'd like to show you, if that's all right.

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Do I have a choice?

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This is called the birthday cake, POD.

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Is it your birthday?

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Not today, no. Is it your birthday, POD?

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No, it isn't and, on the whole, I'd rather eat cake to be honest.

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POD feels the need to warn you,

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Nick, that what you are doing to your arms

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is unnecessarily dangerous,

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highly prone to infection, not to mention very distasteful.

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It's not big, it's not clever, and POD isn't impressed.

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-Oh...

-Nick Painless, POD has been rather put out by your gesture.

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As you make your living by being a freak,

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I'm going to have to reject you from my makeunder programme.

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-Goodbye.

-Goodbye, POD.

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Do you remember earlier

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we met the beautiful teaching assistant from Wigan, Anna?

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POD made her under, gave her a beautiful fringe

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and took away those extensions, but has she kept it up?

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Let's meet her and find out. Oh, I love your outfit!

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-You look so cool!

-Thank you.

-How are you today?

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-I'm all right.

-Sit down.

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-I am loving this look.

-Thank you.

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You look fabulous. The extensions are back.

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-Yeah, they are. I couldn't get rid of them.

-And the fringe has stayed.

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Yeah, it has. I do like the fringe so I thought I'd keep it.

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It looks lovely. Your make-up's a lot more toned down and...

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a few false lashes but not too many.

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No, not as many as before.

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-Is this how you dress, a bit more covered-up now?

-Yeah, I do.

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I have taken that from the makeunder.

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I've realised that, going out in the day, I can cover up

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a little bit more and I don't need the attention as much in the day.

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It's better to blend in.

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I'm a little bit warmer as well when I go out.

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So did you enjoy your makeunder experience?

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Yeah, I loved every minute of it.

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It's changed the way that I think about what I'm wearing

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and the amount of make-up and effort I put in, really.

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Well, I think it's been a success.

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Have you got a message for our POD?

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Thank you very much, POD. I really enjoyed the whole experience.

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Well done, POD. Ha-ha!

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Well, POD, another magical day of makeunders.

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I know. I amaze myself sometimes. I really do.

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However, I think I'll hang up my magic wand for the day.

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Well, you've certainly earned a nice rest.

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Are you ready to go in standby mode?

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-Ooh, yes.

-What are the magical words?

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Abracadabra? Hocus pocus?

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No, don't be silly, POD. It's POD off.

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