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POD, you've got your work cut out! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I'm Ellie Taylor, and if you're a fan of fakery, then listen up | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
because "Snog, Marry, Avoid?" is on tour and we're ready to do battle. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
'Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
'has been stripped down and re-booted | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
'and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.' | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
'POD would like to know, how much does it cost to look this cheap?' | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
'And nowhere is safe. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
'This time round, POD is on the road.' | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
'POD computes, you look orange!' | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
I look brown! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
'From Manchester to Newcastle, Liverpool to Cardiff, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
'if it's fake, we'll find it.' | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-BOTH: -POD, please let us in! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
'POD is also challenging me to try out some local style disasters.' | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Well, if you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
'This week, POD's landed in a place | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
'where the locals have their own alternative twist on fakery.' | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
-GEORDIE ACCENT: -'That's right, pet! We're in...' | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
the North East. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
-Hiya, POD. It's me! -'Hi, Ellie. Please enter.' -Thank you. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
-Hello, POD. -'Hi, Ellie.' -Guess what this is, guess what this is? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
'It's you, but asleep.' | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
No, it's me being the Angel of the North because we're in the North East. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
'Yes, we are. But it's not angels I want you to investigate, Ellie. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
'It's the demons from the dark side of fakery.' | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
What, like, sexy Robert Pattinson kind of people? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
'No, Ellie. It's not about boys.' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Sorry. What, then? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
'The North East has a vibrant alternative scene, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
'but some individuals are taking it too far, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
'caking and encrusting themselves in frightening fakery.' | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
I reckon I can do that. I'm quite alternative. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
I've got BOTH my ears pierced. Not a problem. I'm onto it. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
'Coming up on tonight's show, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
'we meet a Welsh Barbie whose look is more plastic drastic | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
'than fantastic.' | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
My motto is, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
'I check out the North East's alternative scene | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
'and go cyberpunking.' | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-Wahey! That's mad, that, like! -Isn't it? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
'And POD meets a yummy mummy | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
'whose idea of clothing on a night out would make a stripper blush.' | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
I like to wear skirts that are more like a belt. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
So that they show my arse! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
POD's asked me to look into Geordie style, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
and by the look of this bunch, I've got quite a bit to learn. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-CROWD: -Hi, POD! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
'I like the alternative look and alternative people.' | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
'You get Emos. They're a bit like cyberpunks.' | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
'Goths as well, in dark clothing...' | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
you know, black eyeliner and stuff. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
What would you consider yourself to be, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
if you were going to pigeonhole yourself? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
I'm not sure. At work, everyone thinks I'm a Goth. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
I think that's just cos I'm the only one with black hair there. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Newcastle is great. Everybody travels from all over to come here. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
There is a lot of different fashion that is around Newcastle as well, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
so you never see the same thing around. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I can't imagine snogging you with that! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Is it not just like sucking a knife and fork? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
So, have you ever had any crazy-coloured hair? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
I've had my hair pretty much any colour you can imagine. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-Always in the Mohawk? -Always in a Mohawk. It used to be two foot long! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
My look is Sweet Lolita. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I like bears and lots and lots and lots of lace. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
'You look like a loo roll cover!' | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
At least I'm not in my knickers! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
That's a change, Freya! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Next up is a girl from Llandudno. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
If she were a stick of rock, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
she'd have the word "fake" running the whole way through. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
So, can POD lick her into shape? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Hi, I'm Rachel, otherwise known as Barbie, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
and I'm 19 and I live in Llandudno in Wales. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
# Something's come along And it's burst our bubble... # | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
I'm nicknamed Barbie because of my platinum blonde hair | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
and my blue eyes, pink lipstick, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
and cos I just love pink! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
My motto is, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Natural's just not for me. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Got to have loads of make-up, just look dead girlie, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
plenty of pink blusher, pink lipstick. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
'Wear fake tan every day, darker the better! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
'I wear about three layers in the daytime, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
'but when I go out, it goes up to about six.' | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
The more fake tan, the better! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
'She is really, really naturally pretty.' | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
And then, as the years have gone on, she just gradually got worse. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
'And I think she just gets a bit carried away. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
'She does not know where to stop.' | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Hiya! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I'm a trained beauty therapist, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
but it'd be my dream job to eventually own my own salon. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
But for now, I'm just happy practising on my friends. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Ow! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
'If I had a make-under... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
and I liked the way that I looked naturally, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
I think it'd be a massive confidence boost. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
'I'd be able to feel comfortable, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
'not having to hide it with a fake tan | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
'and really heavy make-up.' | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Party time! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
# Come on, Barbie, let's go party! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
# I'm a Barbie girl, In my Barbie world... # | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
'I'm a bit of a party animal. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
'Just love going out, having a good time with everyone. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
'On the dancefloor, partying. That's, like, the best thing.' | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Saturday night, I have to be on the town. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
# I'm a Barbie girl... # | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
POD, I'm a Barbie girl. in a Barbie world. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Life is plastic, it's fantastic! Good luck with changing me! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-Hello, Miss Rachel! How are you? -Hello. I'm fine, thank you. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
How are these bad boys as well? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-They're fine. -They're looking pretty perky! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-They're girls. -Oh, sorry! -They're called The Girls. -OK. The Girls. -Yeah. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-Do you often have them out like that? -Yeah. All the time. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
So tell me, from head to toe, what's fake. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
I bleach my hair, I've got hair extensions in, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
fake eyelashes, make-up. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
My boobs are real. Fake tan. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Do you ruin towels and bedsheets, just by looking at them, I imagine? -Yeah. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
You wake up in the morning and you've slept there, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
and just brown, everywhere. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
It looks like you've made a bit of a dirty protest or something. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-I know. -A sort of sexy look? -No. No. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Why do you want to go in for a make-under? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I just want to see people's reaction, really. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
To see whether, when they look at me, do they think bad, do they think good? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
And it'd be nice to just see what I'd look like differently. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
And whether people'd like it or not. And whether I'd like it. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
You're a beautician, aren't you, by trade? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Yeah. -Now, I've got a little quiz for you, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
to try and work out exactly what kind of beauty therapist you are. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
So, microdermabrasion, or micro-miniskirt? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Miniskirt. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
-You're rocking the look today. -Yeah. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Smooth strip or hairy bush? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
-Smooth. -Like Barbie. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-Yes! -Absolutely. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Frown lines, or small prick, (Botox). | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
-Botox. -You just seem quite chilled out about going into POD. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-I think you're quite up for it. -I am, but I am a little bit nervous. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
I don't know what she's going to do to me. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
All the very best of luck, Rachel. POD awaits. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
POD, good luck with me. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-Who are you? -I'm Barbie. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-You're Barbie? -Yeah. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-What's your real name? -Rachel. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Rachel, why do you want to be a Barbie? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Cos Barbie's pretty, Barbie's cute, Barbie's fun, Barbie's pink. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
-Do you know what Barbie's not? -What? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
She's not real. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Exactly, fake! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
How long does it take to put all that sticky slap on your face and body? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
Probably about four, five hours? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-Are you working at the moment? -No. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
And why do you think that is? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
I think that if my look was a bit less over the top | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
then I might have more chance of owning my own business, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
cos it'd look more professional. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Shall we find out what the public think your look says about you? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
If we have to. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Run phase 1 - Public Analysis. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
I asked the public, showing them a picture of you, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-What do you think they said? -Snog. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
I'm definitely going to have to say avoid. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Way, way too much make-up, and does look a bit like Count Dracula. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
That's not very nice, is it? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I would avoid her, I think she looks like a Scouse Oompa-Loompa. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Liverpool girls are pretty. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Perhaps it's because you're orange | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
and have a massive Scouse brow. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Yes. I love the Scouse brows. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
I'd avoid her, she looks like she's got a bit too much make-up on | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
and a bit too chavvy for me. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
I'm not chavvy! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
In fact, 90% of the public - that's nearly everyone - | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
said they would avoid you. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
No, I don't know where you're finding these people. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
OK, Rachel, POD computes that you need | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
my drastic plastic dolly | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
to luscious, living doll make-under. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Are you ready for the next stage of the make-under process? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Not really, but there we go. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-Be brave. -OK. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
It's a necessary process. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Run phase two Deep Cleanse. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Now, I want those scraggly extensions. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Awww. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-Let's have them. -All of them? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Come on. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
There's one. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
There's another one. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I wouldn't be a Barbie without hair, would I? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Come on, Rachel, you can do it. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
This is a big step. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
POD's proud of you. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
You're making me pale now, look at that. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-And my eyes as well? -Everything. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Awww! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
Including those silly Scouse brows. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
How are you feeling at the moment? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Very nervous. I'm not very Barbie, at all. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
Run the make-under, in three, two, one. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh, my God, I look completely different! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Oh, it's gorgeous. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I absolutely love it. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Oh, my God, I love my hair. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
How does it feel to see yourself as such a young, fresh, natural beauty? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
I'm just in shock, it just looks so nice, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
it's not what I expected at all. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
It just goes to show that I don't need all the make-up | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
and everything just to look nice. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Previously, I asked the public, | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
showing them a picture of you with your new look, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
would you want to snog, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
marry or avoid this girl? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Snog, maybe? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
I'd marry her, cos she looks like | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
someone I could introduce my mum to. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
That's cute. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Yeah, I'd snog her, she's | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
quite pretty, she's got nice eyes, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
nice make-up, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
it's quite a natural look. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
That's much better than what | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
they said before, isn't it? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Certainly is! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Snog, because she's naturally | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
pretty, got a great pair of eyes | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
and I love the short hair. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Aww. So, the short hair's better, then. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
It seems to be. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
In fact, a whopping 70% of the public want to snog you. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
And the other 30% wants to marry you. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Oh, that's good. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
People are much nicer about the way that I look now, aren't they? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
POD computes is that this make-under has been 100% successful. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Yay! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
-Thank you, Rachel, goodbye. -Bye! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
'I love my new look. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
'Absolutely love my hair. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
'It's much better short. The colour's gorgeous | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
'and I'm dead happy with it. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
'I'm here to meet my best friend, Rosie.' | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
I'm well excited, but so nervous as well. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
I can't wait to see what she's going to say. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
You look amazing. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
-Do you like it? -Yeah, it's so different. -I know! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
'I was so shocked. I was amazed at how different she looked to this morning' | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
before she went in and all the fakery had completely gone | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
and she was back to the Rachel that I knew. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Barbie is dead! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
'Rachel looked really naturally pretty before all the fakery, | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
'and I could never really understand why | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
'she used to put all the fake tan on' | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
and eyelashes and extensions, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
cos she never needed it in the first place. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
I reckon with this look I'll be much more on the lines | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
of getting my own business set up and not scaring away clients. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
Yeah, I'd let you pluck my eyebrows now. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Rosie's reaction was much better than I thought. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
She loves it and I'm so pleased. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
-Do you think you'll stick? -Yeah. 100%. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-You're not going to put your extensions back in? -No. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-I can't, it's too short anyway! -Promise. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-Pinky promise. -Good. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
POD, thanks so much, I love my look. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
You'll be pleased to know that Barbie is gone. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
My investigations into the alternative scene in Newcastle | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
have thrown up tattoos, which I don't like, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
piercings, really not for me, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
and Mohicans, and I don't think I can pull one of those off. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
So this will have to do. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
Let's see what the people of Newcastle make of cyber Ellie. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
It's not just a look. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Oh, no, the neons reflect cyberpunk's electric lifestyle. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Do you overdress like this, then? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
I do when I'm going out, more than anything. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
So is the outfit right? Have I done it right? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
I think it's fantastic, I absolutely love it. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Do you know what I'm meant to be, what kind of person I am? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
A mental person? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Chaps, chaps! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Hi! Stop and talk to me. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Do you like what I'm wearing? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
-PASSER-BY: -Love it! -Thank you! -They love it apparently. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Do you love what I am wearing? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
It's a bit out there. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
You look like you just fell out of a '90s rave. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-Wahey, that's mad, that, like! -Isn't it! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
It's like a slinky! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Careful, that was my eye! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
-Play with it, they're real good. -Oh, right, OK. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-How fun is that? -Yeah... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Right, do you want to stick your finger in? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
That feels nice, doesn't it? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
-Oh, God! -Now you're mine! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
What's your favourite bit? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-Er, the fluffies. -They're good, aren't they? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Is that what they're called? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
I think those are the best part. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I tell you what the best thing is about this outfit - | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
due to the holes, if you get an itchy arse... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-Not a problem. -No worries, straight in there. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Next up is a yummy mummy who's a slave to fakery. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Can POD save her from a life of slap, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
or has she simply gone too far? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -A lot of people say I'm slutty. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
I like to wear low-cut tops, cos I've had a boob job. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
I like to show my legs off. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I can't leave the house without my hair extensions, my false nails, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
my eyelashes, my fake tan, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
cos I want to look glamorous. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
At first I was a little tomboy when I was growing up, | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
and then my best friend, she changed me, you know. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
"Come on, start dressing up a little bit more, put make-up on, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
"look more girlie." | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
So, then, I think from being a tomboy, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
I changed completely to being slaggy. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -She looks like a tart. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
I've tried to say, "Come on, control it, you know, | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
"settle down a little bit, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
"you're a mum now." | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -I like to wear skirts | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
that are more like a belt. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
So that they show my arse. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
And my front, I'm not bothered. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
VOICE OF SIGNER: It's awful. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
It's embarrassing most of the time. But if we go out, | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
you know, it's too much. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
I want POD to change me, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
because I'm looking a bit sluttish at the moment. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
I really want to be more mature, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
because I'm a mum now with two boys, and I get a lot of attention. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Really, I want to be changed. Please? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
So I'm just about to meet Holly and her signer, Babs. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Me and Holly are going to have sex on the beach, but Babs | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
is only allowed an orange juice, just in case she slurs her signing. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
-Hello, Babs. -Hello. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Hello, how are you? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Tell me what brings you to POD. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Because I've got two boys, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
and I want to stop embarrassing my little boys, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
other people looking at me, I want | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
to change myself for the children. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
And do you think in some way your quite extreme look | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
is to compensate, maybe, for you being deaf? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Kind of, because if I was a hearing person | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
I would probably just attract different men, make new friends. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
So, why do you think you crave so much attention, then? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Not just men look at me, girls look at me, also, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
so I feel good, cos they're jealous of me. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
So, do you like winding up the other girls, then? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Yeah, of course, cos their boyfriends look at me and I'm a bit of a flirt. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
You're naughty! That's so deliberate! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
So, good luck to you both. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-POD awaits. -Nervous! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Who are you? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Hi, I'm Holly, I'm 24 | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
and I'm from Leeds. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
Hello, Holly. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
Is this your mum with you? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
No, it's not my mum, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
it's my friend. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
She's helping me to interpret. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
POD computes that you use your hands very cleverly to communicate. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
Why do you use them so sloppily when applying your make-up? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
My make-up's great! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
You're a computer, how do you know how to put perfect make-up on? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
POD is the world's one and only make-under computer. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I know everything about natural beauty. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Why have you got hotpants on? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
To show off my legs. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Pod computes that your legs would look much nicer | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
if we could actually see them. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Instead, it looks like you're covered in net curtains. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
It looks modern, it's fashionable - | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
I like the look I have. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
And what else isn't real about you? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Hair, my nails, my eyelashes, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:32 | |
fake tan, and false boobs. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Well, everything is going apart from the boobs. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
POD asked members of the public | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
if they wanted to snog, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
marry or avoid you. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Snog. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
I'd avoid her, | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
she looks too much trouble for me. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Too much trouble over my piercings, my earrings? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Is that what you're meaning? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Avoid. She looks a bit too much like Madonna. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Too much gold, skin-tight, looks about 40. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
Not my type at all. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
I look 40?! Oh, thank you very much(!) | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
60% of the public wanted to avoid you. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
35% would snog you, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
and only 5% would marry you. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
5%, is that all? Oh, no, never. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Pod computes that a make-under will turn you | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
from a moron magnet to a sexy, yummy mummy. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Are you ready for the next stage of the make-under process? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
Yes. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Run phase two Deep Cleanse. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Remove all of your fakery. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
When I'm out of here | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I'm putting these straight back on. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
I'll incinerate them first. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
Aladdin! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -Awful! Oh, I don't like this. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
I don't like how I look like this. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Let's have a look at that pad. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
OK, Holly. I am now going to run the make-under | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
in three, two, one... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
What do you think? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -I feel naked without all my false bits on. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
I don't feel younger like this. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
I do like the look, but I think it's a bit plain for me, personally. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
POD computes that you look classy. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
I'm not too keen on my hair. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
What is it about your hair that you don't like? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
-The bun in the middle. -What do you think your boys would say? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
They'd probably laugh over my head with my hair. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
It's possible my cat could even sleep on my head. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Is this a look your boys could be proud of? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Yes, I think they would be very proud of me. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
But I think the clothes are still a bit old for me. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
POD computes that you look classy. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
What do you think the public will say about you? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
"Divorced." I'd get a "divorced." | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Marry me, I hope. I'd hope somebody would marry me. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-Shall we find out? -Yes, OK. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
I would snog her. I think she looks nice. I think she looks natural. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
I'd marry her, because I think she looks very homely and sophisticated. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
I would snog her because she looks classy | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
and she has that natural beauty. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Previously, 60% of the public wanted to avoid you. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
35% wanted to snog you and only 5% wanted to marry you. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
Now 80% of the public want to snog you | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
and 10% want to marry you. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, really? Oh, that's nice. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
It's been a great pleasure meeting you, Holly. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Nice to meet you too, POD. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-Goodbye. -Goodbye! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Holly's about to reveal her stylish new look. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Her sister and best friend are in for a right shock. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-FRIEND GASPS VOICE OF SIGNER: -How do I look? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
That's nice! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Oh, my gosh! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Oh, I'm all emotional, look. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Stop it, give me a hug. Come here. Come here. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Oh, you look like a lady. You look like a lady. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Oh, I'm too emotional. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
VOICE OF SIGNER: Wow. What an impact. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
I've known my best friend from being so young and growing up together. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
She's been a tomboy, she's been sporty, | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
a teenage girl who changed her clothes, lots of different things, | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
but I've never seen her so natural. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
I'm crying on telly! Stop, you're making me all emotional. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -She looks beautiful. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
When her children see her at school, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
they'll be, "Natural mummy!" So it's better for the kids as well. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Thank you, POD, for helping me change my new look. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
I like it, but I won't get rid of my hair extensions. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
We'll find out later in the show if Holly has kept her new look. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
Earlier, we met Rachel, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
who was a complete Barbie girl until POD made her under, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
so has she kept her natural look | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
or gone back to her plastic fantastic ways? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
You look a little bit different to when I last saw you. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
-How are you? -I'm good, thank you. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
-Your hair's shorter... -Yeah. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
But I don't think that's the colour POD gave you, is it? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
No, I've gone lighter. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
-Was it not bold enough? -I did like it, but yeah, it wasn't... | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
I didn't feel blonde, even though it was. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
You still look a little bit orange and I can see some sort of orange tide marks | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
knocking around your hands. Did POD teach you nothing? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-She did, but only one layer of tan this time. -Last time we met, | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
you were telling me about how you were a beauty therapist | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
and how you quite wanted your own salon, but you didn't think | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
your look, the old one, was going to help you do that. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
What do you think about the new version of you? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Yeah, it's much more toned down | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
and I think a little bit more approachable to people | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
-so yeah, definitely. -So, Rachel, if you had a final message for POD, | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
-what would you say to her? -I'd say, "Thanks, POD, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
"for giving me the confidence to go on with my ambitions | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
"and yeah, make-under success." | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Brilliant. Can I get a cheap discount on a bikini wax? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
-Of course. -Excellent. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
As darkness descends, POD meets Newcastle's final fashion offenders. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
-BOTH: -POD, please let us in. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
What on earth are you? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
-We are drag queens, and we're fabulous! -Mm-hmm. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
POD computes you look like an insane cockatoo. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Thanks, POD. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-Please describe your style. -I'm shiny and I'm black. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
But so is a bit of coal. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
What are those tentacles sticking out of your head? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Dread falls. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
Dread what? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
They're dread falls, POD. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
More like "dread-ful!" | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
It looks like you got it from a dead body. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
-Watch what you're saying, POD, cos we're Geordie girls! -Aye! Aye! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
Earlier, Holly was transformed before our very eyes, | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
but did she keep her natural look? Let's go and see. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Now, I'm going to be honest, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
there's not a massively drastic change | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
apart from, you're wearing quite more clothes than you were before! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
-VOICE OF SIGNER: -Yeah, that's right, Ellie. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
And what else have you kept? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Just a little bit of make-up, but I've got rid of all the fake things. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
And what about the hair? Because that's much shorter. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
-You haven't got the extensions in. -Just my natural hair, that's right. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
So have you given the extensions up? For good? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
-No, no, no! Not for good. -So what do the kids think of it? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
Really happy. They feel really better for me. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
And do you think you're going to keep this more natural look? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Yes. Hopefully, I'll improve and get a bit more ladylike. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:28 | |
Are you really pleased that you went in to see POD, then? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Yes. Yeah, because if I didn't meet POD, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
I would never have known I could ever look like this, | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
-in a different way. -Brilliant. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Thank you, Holly. And Babs. You can have a drink now. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
Howdy! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Hello, Ellie. Come in. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Thank you! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
POD, I'm so glad to be back in these clothes. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Were you getting out of your clothes, Ellie? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
I was dressed up as a cyberpunk. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Oh, my Lordy! I couldn't even come in here, | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
I thought you would have overloaded or something. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
What have you learnt from your trip to the North East? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
I've learnt that it's not all about the girls who go out in their little dresses with no coats on. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
There's a massive alternative scene | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
that I don't think people know about. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Well, POD would certainly like to see more of them. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
No way! I am all punked out. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
You, madam, can POD off. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
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