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# I'm sexy and I know it | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# I'm sexy and I know it... # | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
POD, you've got your work cut out! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
I'm Ellie Taylor. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
And if you're a fan of fakery, then listen up, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
because Snog, Marry, Avoid? is on tour | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
and we're ready to do battle. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Snog, Marry, Avoid's Personal Overhaul Device, POD, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
is back with a vengeance. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
POD will be hitting the streets of fake Britain | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
with a major interface lift, along with an attitude upgrade. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
And be warned, she's bitchier than ever. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
POD computes you look orange. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I look brown. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-Orange. -Brown. -Orange! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-I look brown. -ORANGE! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Armed with new data, POD's natural beauty antennae | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
have been twitching off the scale with alarming results. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
From Liverpool to Manchester, from Newcastle to Cardiff, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
each week, we'll cross-examine the culprits | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
who've turned their backs on natural beauty. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-BOTH: -POD, please let us in. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
In our first-ever Snog, Marry, Avoid? national tour. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
What's going on here?! You've got your rollers in! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
POD will also set me the challenge of personally sampling | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
the very worst local style disasters. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
There's people outside laughing at me. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
You want it really hard! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
You can do better than that. I know you can. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Well, if you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Welcome to a brand-new Snog, Marry, Avoid? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Hiya, POD. It's me. -Hi, Ellie, please enter. -Thank you. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
-Hello, POD. -Hi, Ellie, how are you? -I'm excited! We're in Newcastle! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
-And what is Newcastle famous for? -This... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-BAD GEORDIE ACCENT: -You're reet oop ma street, pet, man. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
I've no clue what that was, apart from bad. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
That's my Cheryl Cole impression. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
POD computes that Cheryl Cole is more famous | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
for her hugely ridiculous hair. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
That was hugely ridiculous hair I just did. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-I'm sure you could go bigger. -Do you want me to have my hair done? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
I have two missions for you, Ellie - | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
find out what Geordie style is all about | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
and why the women of Newcastle like to have massive helmet hair. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Oh, totes up for a Cheryl-over, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
as long as I don't have to divorce a footballer or anything. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-The mission is helmet hair, Ellie. Not boys. -OK, I won't. See you later. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Coming up on tonight's show - | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
we meet a girl whose look is so disastrous, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
it's destroying her parents' house. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
We've got orange clothes, orange bedsheets, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
orange tiles, orange grout. The house is just orange. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Life's so much better when you've got a tan. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
We hit the streets of Newcastle, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
where I discover what true Geordie style is all about. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
On a night out, a small dress or small skirt, hotpants, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
showing my tattoos off. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
And POD will meet the Toon's worst beauty offenders. Why aye, man. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
You want a nice, big bird's nest on the top of your head, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
otherwise it's just not worth stepping out of your door. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
And, finally, we meet Cumbria's answer to Kim Kardashian. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
Gorgeous! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Or should that be JIM Kardashian? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
It's being that long since I've been a boy, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I need your help to make me into the old me again. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
The Fog On The Tyne, Brown Ale, Cheryl Cole, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
these are just some of Newcastle's most famous exports. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
And now, you can add this lot to the mix. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
# Let's get ready to rumble... # | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
POD, let me in, I've come to talk to you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
What is the typical look in Newcastle? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Less is more, clothes-wise. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
More make-up is better, though. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
You want to stand out from the crowd, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
you want to just put fabulous heels on like these, darling. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
I mean, without heels, you're nothing. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
On a night out, small dress or small skirt, hotpants, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
showing my tattoos off, | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
anything glittery, sparkly - | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
it really has to stand out and, like, fit the night out. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Tell me what your opinion is about Newcastle style. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
They wear limited clothes, but I like it. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Really tangoed orange, like really massive, massive hair. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
-Like too much backcombing. -Big eyelashes. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Yeah, so you can't see out of your eyes. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
The Geordie girls' style seems to quite...fake. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
A lot of hairspray, a lot of fake tan, fake eyelashes. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Big hair is the best. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
You want a nice, big bird's nest on the top of your head, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
otherwise it's not worth stepping out of your door. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Next up is a girl who's had more extensions than a council building project | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
which means POD will have to sharpen more than just her tongue. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
Hi, my name's Shelley. I'm 17 years old, I'm from Blackburn. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:51 | |
If I could sum up my style in three words it'd be big, bold and brown. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
Big hair, bold colour and brown skin. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
I'm one of eight children. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
My brothers and sisters always take the Mick, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
they always call me orange. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
-What? -Please can I go to the toilet, I'm bursting! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Josh, I'm doing me make-up. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
She spends about four hours a day doing fake tan, make-up | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
and putting extensions in. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I love my daughter, she's fantastic looking | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
but I just need it toned down a little bit. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Not too much orange and a little bit reserved and she'd look gorgeous. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
I love big hair. All of my hair is extensions. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
I've got about 26 clips in my head. It's cost a bomb. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
I do drive my mum up the wall with the fake tan, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I leave marks everywhere, she hates it. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Life's so much better when you've got a tan. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Got orange clothes, orange bed sheets, orange tiles, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
orange grout, orange towel, orange sponge, the house is just orange. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:49 | |
She always picks the skimpiest clothes and I would really like | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
to see her in something that covers her up a bit cos she's so pretty. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
I'd like the make-under because I've got to the point now where | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I don't want to be like this, I want to change. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I want to be normal and I want to be a social worker but I think | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I need a make-under because I don't think people will take me | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
seriously looking like this. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Please, POD, help me. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
There's fake tan everywhere, my mum's going mental, I need your help. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Now, a little bird tells me | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
that Blackburn's own answer to Rapunzel's over there. Let's have a look. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Step away from the hair extensions, you do not need any more. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
So, tell me about all this hair, Shelley, how long have you been doing it for? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
-Since I was 12, so that's quite a few years now. -That's really young. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-I know. -Where do you put them at night? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Put 'em on t'floor, looks like I've killed a rat. -That's pretty weird. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
-I know. -So, I know you're hoping to go into social work. -Yeah. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
So, I've got some questions to try and help you decide which | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
route you're going to go and how your look is going to affect this. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
-Helping others or tan-stained covers? -Helping others. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
-Have you got tan-stained covers at the minute? -Erm. Yeah. -Yes, OK. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
-Help the needy or dress real seedy? -Help the needy. -Good. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-Community helper or community chest? -Community helper. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
I think it's pretty clear that you want to go down the social work route, which is lovely. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:18 | |
So, I'm going to let you go and meet your destiny with POD. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
-Off you go, POD awaits. -Bring it on. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you? -I'm Shelley. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:35 | |
-Hello, Shelley. -Hello. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-Shelley, POD computes you look extremely orange. -Ha! I look brown. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:44 | |
-Orange. -Brown. -Orange. -I look brown. -Orange! -I look brown. -Orange! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:50 | |
-No, it's a tan, it's brown. -Orange! Why are you wearing a wig? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
-My hair. -Well, it looks like a wig. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -No! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
What does your family think of your look? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-They say I'm too orange. -I was right. POD is always correct. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:11 | |
You really are cheeky, aren't you? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
What do you think other people think of your look? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
They probably think I look like a tart. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-Shall we find out what the public think? -Yeah, go on. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Run Phase One - Public Analysis. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Shelley. -Yes, POD? -I asked the public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid this girl. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:29 | |
-What do you think they said? -Probably avoid. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I'd avoid her because she's covered in make-up | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
and I don't like girls that are covered in make-up. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-All girls wear make-up! -I'd probably avoid her. She just looks scruffy. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:43 | |
I look scruffy?! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I'd avoid her because she looks like she's got botox | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
and she's probably only 18. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Ew, I don't have botox! Where the hell did you find these people? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
In fact, 80% of the public wanted to avoid you. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
That's horrible. What did the other percent say? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
20% said they wanted to snog you. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
-Woop-woop! -Are you ready to hear POD's verdict. -Go on, then. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:13 | |
POD computes that you need my Orange Car Crash to Lovely Lass Make-under. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
Oh, my God, that's a long name for me. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-Are you ready for your make-under? -I am ready. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Remove all of your fakery. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
It hurts. There's one. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-There is another three. It's a dead rat. -Delightful(!) | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
Oh, my God! Is this some sort of joke? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-That is disgusting. -Yes, you are. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Run the make-under, in three, two, one. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
-Oh, my God! I look well different. I like it. -What do you think? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
It just looks natural and nice, not piled on and orange and horrible. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
I like it all. I look like a different person. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
You look beautiful. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Shall we find out what the public thought of you in this look? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Yeah, go on then. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
I asked the public if they would like to snog, | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
marry or avoid you looking like this. What do you think they said? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Er...snog. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Her hair looks great and I would definitely snog her. -That's nice. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:44 | |
I'd snog her. She's got nice thick black hair. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
She applies her make up nice, not too heavy. She has got a nice tan. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
-Aw, thank you. -I want to snog her because she looks quite pretty. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
-That's nice to hear, isn't it? -Yeah, that's nice. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Previously, 80% of the public wanted to avoid you. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Now, 80% of the public want to either snog or marry you. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
It feels better knowing everyone would want to do that | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-rather than avoid me. -Thank you, Shelley. Goodbye. -Bye. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
I am so nervous that I'm thinking what if I burst into tears and cry | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-because she looks so pretty? -I'm a bit nervous but I'm really excited. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
I just can't wait to see what they're going to say. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
THEY GASP IN ADMIRATION | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
She looks amazing. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
It felt like somebody had pulled in my heartstrings | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
and I saw my daughter that I hadn't seen since she was 12 years old. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
-I think you look gorgeous. -I'm gobsmacked, me. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
She walked in and I was like, "Who the hell is that?" | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Nobody is doing your false tan any more. You look amazing like that. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
Thank you, POD, for changing me and making me feel good about myself. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
You've done a good job. Thank you. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Shelley, you look amazing. Give me a hug. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Blimey! Newcastle girls clearly love a big erection, don't they? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
I mean, here, dirty things. I'm going to go find out why actually. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
POD has set me the challenge of finding out about Newcastle girls' style. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
I have seen a lot of big hair going on. Tell me what that is all about. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Everybody loves Cheryl Cole so they all want the X Factor. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
We have called it the Geordie Blow-dry. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
There are bigger, fuller, wider, curlier. The girls just love it. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:39 | |
-Do you reckon you could have a crack with mine? -Certainly. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
What are we going for? Regular Geordie Blow-dry? Extra large? Or extreme? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
We'll do it properly. Let's try extreme. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-Girls? -Yes, POD. -Please explain the Geordie Blow-dry. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
-You can't go out without it on the weekend. -The bigger the better. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
You can tell by mine. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
If you have flat hair, you will never find a man. Sorry. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
It's the Geordie Blow-dry, POD. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Dream big. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
There is people outside laughing at me. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh my gosh! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
That...is something. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
I'm not sure POD is going to agree | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
but I'm going to see what the people of Newcastle reckon. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Would you find a girl attractive if she had hair like this? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
You look like a tart. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
High-five for big hair. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-What do you think of it? -Yeah, it's really nice. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-Would you have it done? -Maybe not as big. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
It looks like you've been in a wind tunnel with it. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-Hello, POD, I've got something to show you. -What have you done?! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
Ellie, get in here now! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
-Hello, POD. What do you think?! -Oh, my God! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
-POD computes it looks suitably ridiculous. -I think it looks amazing. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
It's dropped a bit because of the fog on the Tyne, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
but honestly, it's the best thing I've ever done in my life, I think. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-Ellie! -Yes. -You know what POD's going to say? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
That I look awesome and I've totally changed your mind?! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-Incorrect! -Do I have to take it out? -Please. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
-And do it as soon as possible. -All right then. -Off you go! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Goodbye, Rapunzel! I love you. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Hi, I'm Olivia Dean, I'm 23 from Whitehaven. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
# I'm spinning around | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
# Move out of my way... # | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
I've been dressing as a woman since I was in my teens, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
and I like to be called Olivia. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I'm West Cumbria's answer to Kim Kardashian. I mean, she is my idol. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
With that lovely bronze skin and that brunette hair, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
and not forgetting the nude lips and the smoky eyes. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
My look is just very carefree, quite colourful. Maybe daring, some days. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:23 | |
I just like fake. The more fake I feel, the more I've got confidence. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:29 | |
Gorgeous. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Living in Whitehaven, you would think I was some sort of celebrity. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Everybody just thinks I'm quite strange, really. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
Right, we are on a mission. Let's find this jobs page. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Well, my last interview, I thought it went absolutely fine. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I did dress down a little bit, but I didn't get the job. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
I think that's just because I'm not taken seriously with the look I go for. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Being sisters, sisters share, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
but like, she doesn't know what sharing is. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
She like takes my things, but I don't get them back. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
My clothes, my make-up, my nail varnishes. It's terrible. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Please, POD, bring my brother back, so I can get my clothes back. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
It's been that long since I've been a boy, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
I need your help to make me into the old me again. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I'm so excited. I am here to meet Olivia, or is it Dean? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
# That's not my name That's not my name... # | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Hello, Miss Olivia Dean, how are you? It's lovely to meet you. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-Give me a kiss. -How are you? -I'm good. Oh, watch the hair! Weapon! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
So, tell me all about Olivia Dean, how did she begin to exist then? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
It first started when I discovered make-up, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
and obviously, it's spiralled out of control since then. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
How do you feel to leave the house then without your eyebrows on? They're quite fantastic. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-I know! Scouse brow! -They ARE a Scouse brow. Amazing! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I was having my brows done before anybody else. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
And then everybody's running around with their eyebrow pencil. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-I had it first. -It's the Olivia brow. -The Olivia brow! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
What about fake tan? Do you do that? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Absolutely. If I'm going out, I'll do four tans. -Four tans?! -Yeah. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
And if I'm going out at the weekend, I double up on everything, and look like mahogany! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
-You revel in the fact you look like mahogany?! -The darker the better. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
So why exactly do you want POD's help? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
With the look I have now, no-one is willing to employ me. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-So, we're going to take you back to Dean, as opposed to Olivia? -Yeah. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
And how does that make you feel, being Dean? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Because I've been like this for so long, I'm a little bit scared. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
I'm in a stage of my life now where this is a bit too much. For even me. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
Do you know what I mean? And I don't know what to do any more. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
OK, well I've got a few questions prepared, just maybe see | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
if we can work out exactly what career path you want to take. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Ready? So, there's two choices. Care work or cleaning? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
I would rather do cleaning. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
I mean I'm not caring for somebody with a pooey nappy. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Fair enough. Caterer or crematorium worker? -Erm... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:51 | |
-You could see dead people? -I don't want to be too involved with food. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
-So... -You'd go for the dead people over the sandwiches? -Defs. -Fine. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-Lawyer or lollipop lady? -I could see me being a lawyer. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Legging it in with a three-piece suit. I'd look a treat! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Legally Olivia. That would be fab. OK, I'm going to leave you now. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-POD awaits. -Nervous! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
-Well, I'm Olivia Dean. -Olivia? -Yes, POD. -Something isn't computing. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:30 | |
Please describe your look. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Well, it's fake, it's flirty, obviously. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-I'm a bit easy on the eye. -No, that's not it. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
I am deducing that Olivia isn't your real name, is it? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
-No, my name is actually Dean. -So, what is Olivia Dean? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
Olivia Dean is a person that has taken over Dean. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:55 | |
-What job do you have, Olivia? -Well, I'm full-time fabulous, obviously! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
POD computes full-time fabulous just means jobless. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
-You'll have to help me. -What kind of work experience do you have? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
I used to work for a catalogue company. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
I used to answer the phone and somebody used to ring up | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
and order a vile ornament. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Let's keep it realistic, what kind of job would you like? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
My dream job would be to be a top make-up stylist, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
going wild with all the celebrities. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
I just do make-unders, not miracles. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
POD would like to know why you're not getting a job. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
I don't think people give me a chance | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
because when I walk into a room, I make an entrance. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Shall we see what the public actually think of your look? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
Well, not that I'll take much notice but let's see what they have to say. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
Run phase one, public analysis. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
POD asked members of the public if they would snog, | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
marry or avoid this person. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Well, on looks only, I would definitely say a little snog. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:08 | |
-I'd avoid. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 | |
-I'd avoid because that's not the look I'd normally go for. -Eugh! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:19 | |
I'd definitely avoid, it's not my thing at all. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
In fact, 96% of the public said they would avoid you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
I know that's lies cos I get loads of attention. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
POD's verdict is we need to restore your natural beauty | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
and help you get that job, with a dashing Prince Charming make-under. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
-Are you ready for the next stage? -Readier than I'll ever be. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Run phase two, deep cleanse. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Remove all your excess fakery. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
You've got me cracked up! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-Looks like a beard. -A very pretty beard. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-The Scouses are off. -Let's have your lippy. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Hold it up so I can see it. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Run the make-under. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-Lovely to meet you, Dean. -It's nice to meet you, too. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
Dean, do you think your new look will help you find a job? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
If I were to go for an interview dressed like this, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
I would have 100% more of a chance. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Are you ready to hear what the public think you look like in this look? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh, yeah, let's hope it's something positive. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:01 | |
This time we asked the public, showing them the picture | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
of you in this look, would they want to snog, marry or avoid you. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
I'm really nervous so you'll have to tell me. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
I'd definitely marry him | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
because he looks like he knows how to have a good time. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
Hmm! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
I would snog that person, he looks like a cheeky chappy, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
nice hair, nice shirt. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
I found this strange, to hear things like this. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
Before, 96% of the people we spoke to wanted to avoid you, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
and now the majority of the people wanted to snog or marry you. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
It's nice to hear lovely things for a change. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
-POD is very proud of you. Goodbye, Dean. -Bye. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
It was strange, I feel a totally different person. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:57 | |
Going to see what my little sister says and we'll see how it goes. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
I'm just nervous cos, like... I really don't know what to expect. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:06 | |
-Hi! -Oh, my God! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
I was shocked when Dean walked in. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
It's how he used to be, it's amazing. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Nobody's seen me like this for ages. The biggest thing is the hair. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
I got a lot of negative feedback, but after the makeover | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
I got a lot of positive, and it did make me feel happy. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
I just love everything. The blazer and pumps he has on. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:38 | |
Exactly how he used to be. Got my brother back. It's amazing. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
-Here's to the new look. -You keeping it? -Might keep it. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
Earlier, Shelley was transformed by POD. Let's go and see if she kept the look. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-Hello! -Hello! How you doing? -I'm all right, thanks. How are you? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
You look a bit different. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Feel a bit different, as well. Tan's gone, nails gone, eyelashes gone. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:05 | |
-Still got the hair extensions. -Still a bit, isn't there? -Yeah, not as many though. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
-I love the fringe. -I like it. Took a bit of getting used to, but I do like it. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
-So, what have your friends and family said about it? -They loved it. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Started crying when they seen me, and everything. Just couldn't believe how nice I looked. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
-Are you missing the attention when you go out? -Not one bit. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
No, I prefer it. I don't feel like everyone's constantly staring at me, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-and I'm like "What you looking at me for?" -Yeah. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Everyone says I look a lot better. Everyone says they don't recognise me half the time. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
They're like, "What? Hello is that you?" | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
And when I last met you, you wanted to get into social work, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
but you didn't think you were going to be taken seriously. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-Do you think this look will help you? -Yeah, I do, yeah. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
I feel like people will start taking me seriously. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
They're not thinking, "God, how much fake tan have YOU got on?" | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-You sound like a convert! -What's one of them? -(LAUGHS) | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
-Why aren't you wearing clothes on your top half? -I am! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
-How are two bras a top? -It's fashion! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
No, it's underwear. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
-What's with the purple arms? -How often do you look at people's arms, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
and they're just the same old boring arms? Why not have purple on the go? Purple's the best colour. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
Wash it off! What are those in your mouth? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
-Fangs. -POD computes that you're sucking the life out of style. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
-(LAUGHS) -Goodbye. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
How long does it take to make your face look this awful? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Awful?! It's not even awful! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-Regardless. How long does it take? -About five hours. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
-Five hours? -Yeah. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Earlier we met Olivia who then became Dean. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
But who will we meet now? Ta-da-da-da! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
To be honest, there was no doubt in my mind it was ever going to be anyone but Olivia. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:52 | |
Don't get me wrong, I loved all the positive comments from when I was Dean, | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
but I'm more comfortable in my skin being Olivia. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Maybe later on in life I may change my mind, but at the moment | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
I'm really comfortable and I am maybe stuck in my ways. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
How long did Dean stay around for, then? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
About 12 hours. The next day I was straight in the salon. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
-My luscious lengths were back. -(LAUGHS) | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
And I was happy again. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Before we met, you were thinking if you wanted to get a job | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
and you wanted to move away from home you would have to become Dean for a little bit. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
What do you think about that now? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Well, at the weekend I did meet up with some old school friends I hadn't seen in a while, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
and they are, like, proper city slicker's now. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
And what they said to me is that I shouldn't change for nobody. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
So that's a new plan. Sod getting a job in Whitehaven, you're just going to try and get out. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
It's a waste of time trying at the moment. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
I've tried and tried and tried for so long, and nothing gets me there. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
So do you have a message for POD, then, Olivia? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Yeah, I'd just like to say thank you, POD, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
the experience overall was brilliant, but I'm just going to stick to who I am. Thank you. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:58 | |
I feel like we've gone a little bit deep. | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
Shall we go and get a cocktail and talk about boys? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
It'd be rude not to. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
-Hello. -Hello, Ellie. Come in. -Thank you, POD. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
-There, now, that's better. -I'm back to normal hair. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Ellie, this is the danger of fakery. It's addictive. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
It is! I kind of see where the girls come from, now. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
So what were the people of Newcastle like? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
They were very friendly, they were very chatty. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Lots of fake tan, big hair. Quite hot blokes. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:36 | |
Right, let's get back out there and find more fakers. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
No way! I've got a hot date. You can POD off! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
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