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MUSIC: "Extraordinary Merry Christmas" by Glee

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Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho.

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Ooh!

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If you're wearing more bling than a Christmas tree...

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if a sexy Santa outfit is at the top of your Christmas list...

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if your teeth are more ice white than Santa's snowy beard...

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then watch out, because we'll be driving home

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our natural Christmas beauty message in Essex.

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Come on, Rudolf.

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It's the fakest season of all, and POD has found

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a couple of Christmas horrors who are more naughty than nice.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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At Christmas you have your baubles out on show, don't ya?

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Like Santa on his sleigh,

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POD has flown in to spread Christmas joy and banish festive fakery...

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Is this the perfect Christmas outfit now?

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I don't think you can ever have too much tinsel.

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BOTH: Happy Christmas, POD.

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..whilst I enjoy some yuletide fun and seek a seasonal smooch.

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Kisses?

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POD has had enough of Christmas fakery.

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This is Snog, Marry, Avoid.

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Hah!

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Hi, POD, happy Christmas from Chelmsford!

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Merry Christmas, Ellie.

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Even though it might not be one where natural beauty is concerned.

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Are you making certain assumptions because Chelmsford is in Essex?

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Well, if I'm honest, yes.

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I can't see that there will be many Christmas crackers.

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I think there will be plenty of Christmas crackers

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and lots of shiny baubles.

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Bah, humbug to fakery.

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You are such a Scrooge.

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I'm going to get out there

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and I'm going to show you how Essex does it perfectly at Christmas.

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OK, please bring me back some natural yuletide gifts.

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OK. Gold, frankincense, myrrh and fake tan.

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Coming up in tonight's yuletide extravaganza,

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POD meets a Christmas fairy who likes to put the X in to Xmas.

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I like things that are really short, or cleavage-showing,

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and the more see-through the better.

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In the fakest season of them all,

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we find out how the people of Essex wrap themselves up.

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Sexier the better. Sparkles. And you have to get your boobs out.

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Boobs.

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I pucker up for some joyful fun.

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Do you think it looks a little like I've got a vajazzle on my face?

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Yeah!

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And we meet someone who's more Christmas Grinch

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than Christmas cracker.

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Christmas involves looking as fake as possible.

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# Jingle bells, jingle bells... #

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Essex is gearing up for Christmas parties

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but what will the locals be wearing?

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Sequins. Yeah, lots of sequins.

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Gold. Glittery.

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Sexier the better. Sparkles. And you have to get your boobs out.

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Boobs.

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Is this the perfect Christmas outfit now?

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I don't think you can ever have too much tinsel.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Give me a kiss! No!

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I put tinsel on sometimes.

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What colour? Black?!

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POD computes you have a lovely pair of Christmas jumpers on.

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Granny knits you a jumper at Christmas, you know,

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it'd be rude not to wear it.

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Maybe, like, a skirt with a bit of belly showing, and a crop top.

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You would wear a crop top at Christmas?

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Yeah!

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Merry Christmas, POD.

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BOTH: Happy Christmas, POD!

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Now for Verity, who thinks wearing clothes is an optional activity.

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Hi, I'm Verity, I'm 25,

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and I absolutely love the plastic pink look.

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My style's very bright and in-your-face.

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I like things that are really short or cleavage-showing,

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and the more see-through the better.

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My rule is, if you're going to have your legs out,

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you cover your boobs up.

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Which...I think I have.

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BOING!

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Verity's look's very over the top,

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lots of hair, lots of make-up,

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lots of tan.

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It's a bit too much.

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I've always loved the glamorous look.

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Loads of blusher, lip gloss.

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I've got my big giraffe eyelashes,

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just to give 'em that extra, sort of, pop.

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Onesies are the best invention.

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I would, like, wear a good push-up bra, have it unzipped,

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look a bit sexy.

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And I've got, like, my nickname embroidered across it.

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I'm like a little pink fairy.

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Usually at Christmas,

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me and the girls will go out, like, all fancy dress,

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sexy Santas, little elves, but not really leave much to the imagination.

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Guys, they all want to get her number.

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Other people are quite mean,

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and snigger behind her back as she walks past.

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The day that people stop looking at you,

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that's the day when you know you're not an interesting person any more.

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In secondary school, I never got any attention

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until my boobs appeared and I started highlighting my hair.

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The lads that everyone wanted started to notice me,

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kind of thing.

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Verity doesn't cope very well without all of the make-up.

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It's almost like a mask that she wears.

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She created this person that's all tan and hair.

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When I've got all my make-up and my hair done and everything,

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I've almost left Verity behind, and I just become this other person.

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And I'm just ready to take on the world.

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The attention I get from men, a lot of it isn't great.

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It's not the kind of guys that I would like to attract.

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I'm really nervous about having a make under,

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because I don't like me natural, I think I look awful.

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POD, please cover my best friend up and stop letting her bare all.

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Right, POD, I know you really want to try and get me in a suit,

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but the closest you're going to get is me birthday suit.

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I'm here to meet Verity.

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She's meant to be helping me decorate the Christmas tree -

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unfortunately, she seems to be more interested in decorating herself.

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Verity, are you a Christmas cracker or a Christmas turkey?

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A Christmas cracker!

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Although people will probably say turkey,

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cos I look like I'm in tinfoil.

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Look at all the sparkles, they're amazing.

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If you've got it, flaunt it.

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BOING!

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That's like, proper boobage.

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So, what with it being Christmas and stuff,

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have you got anything on your Christmas list?

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Yeah, I'd like everything bigger, so bigger boobs,

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I want my lips done again...

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I was sensing a little bit of duckage. Quack, quack! Yeah!

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So, you are very much into the fake look.

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Yeah, I love it. Absolutely love it.

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I just can become someone that I wouldn't, usually,

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without all the make-up and everything.

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Does it feel like an alter ego comes out? Yeah.

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What would your alter ego be called? Phoenix. Phoenix?

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Yeah, cos I've, like, come out from the make-up, and it's crazy, so...

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Verity, I have a Christmas quiz for you.

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What would you prefer, Christmas stocking or suspenders?

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Suspenders.

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Christmas jumper or sexy Santa outfit?

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Sexy Santa outfit. I've got two!

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Peace to all men, or blonde hairpiece?

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Peace to all men.

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OK, what if I said peace to all men or you can have your boobs done?

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Oh, you can't do that!

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I've got a conscience, yeah. No, peace to all men. Yeah.

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Baby Jesus is smiling. I hope so.

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Right, missus, time to get into the POD. Ready? Yeah, let's do it.

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There she is. Get in there, missus.

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Hi, POD!

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

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Who are you? Verity.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Putting bit of tan on, babe. I need to be nice and bronzed.

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Do you want to look like a Christmas turkey?

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Yeah, cos they've got a nice glow to them, and they're, like,

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in their tinfoil and I've got my tinfoil pants.

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Verity, a Christmas turkey has its giblets removed

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and then gets stuffed.

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I don't want that!

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Is this your Christmas outfit?

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This is my little disco pants ready to go and dance.

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POD computes that those baubles need covering up.

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No, but at Christmas you have your baubles out on show, don't ya?!

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Verity, what's fake on you?

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So, I've got all my extensions in, my hair dyed blonde,

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I've got my giraffe eyelashes.

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Even a giraffe wouldn't look that stupid.

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That's a bit harsh, POD.

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The only thing missing from this look is a pole.

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What are you trying to say, POD?

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As it's Christmas, I'm going to give you a present.

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Go on, delve in. See what POD's bought you.

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Oh, no, I'll look like a school teacher.

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Cover up those Christmas puddings.

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What else have you got?

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A sponge.

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It's a sponge with a scouring pad, to scrub away that tan.

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An orange.

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That's to remind you that oranges are something to eat,

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and NOT something to aspire to look like. OK.

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You don't seem to like the presents, so I'm going to get rid of them.

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All gone!

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It's time for the public analysis.

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I asked the general public, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"

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What do you think they said?

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Probably snog, if they're young guys.

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And if they're older guys, probably avoid like the plague.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I'd avoid her, cos she's wearing far too much make-up

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and looks like she's trying too hard for attention.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I'd avoid her because she's a little bit too revealing,

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and that's not very ladylike.

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But my nickname's Lady V, I am a lady, like.

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I'd avoid her because she's definitely wearing too much make-up.

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Really?! Oh, OK.

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20% of the public want to snog you.

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20%? Yes. Oh!

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And 80% wanted to avoid you.

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So, no-one wanted to marry me?

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What do you think?

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Oh, OK.

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POD computes that you are a tanorexic, booby, nudie blondie

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with ridiculous giraffe eyelashes.

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That's me!

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And you need my...

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It is now time for the deep cleanse. OK.

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Get rid of those stripper shoes.

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Give me those hair extensions. Ta-da!

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And those giraffe eyelashes.

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Oh, my God.

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They look like little moustaches.

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Get scrubbing.

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Right, I think I'm done.

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Run the make under in three, two, one...

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Oh, my God! I look completely different.

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You certainly do.

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My eyes!

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Yes, I can actually see them without those ridiculous giraffe lashes.

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I actually really like it. I feel classy, like.

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A classy blonde, not a brassy blonde.

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Yeah! Classy, not brassy.

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Shall we find out what the public think of your new look?

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I'd probably snog her, cos she's got a lovely pair of eyes,

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and she's a pretty girl.

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Really?

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Yeah, I would marry her.

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She's got a natural beauty about her,

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and she's got a great figure as well.

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SHE LAUGHS Thank you.

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I'd marry her, because she's got a lovely smile and a great figure.

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Oh, God. That is so sweet.

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20% do still want to snog you, and 80% want to marry you.

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What?! Shut up!

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No, you "shuut uup".

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Why the waterworks?

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Just cos it's really nice to hear it, and, like, not have to dress

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a certain way to get people to notice you and say nice things.

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Are you ready to strut your stuff on my PODwalk?

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Yes, I think so. Initiating PODwalk.

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The Christmas PODwalk is twinkling, and Verity's friends

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are full of festive cheer as they wait to see her new party look.

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There's usually eyelashes, big hair extensions,

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everything in, ready to face everyone.

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But I've not got any of that now, so I'm really nervous about it, yeah?

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CHEERING

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# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

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# At the Christmas party hop

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# Mistletoe hung where you can see

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# Every couple tries to stop

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# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

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# Let the Christmas spirit ring

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# Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

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# And we'll do some carolling... # Absolutely amazing. My God.

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You look fantastic, do you like it? I actually love it.

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I won't be ashamed to go out with you dressed like this.

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A lot more toned down, isn't it?

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The way you used to dress gave you confidence.

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Do you still feel like that in a more toned down version?

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I want to be confident like this, and I think it'll just take time.

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No eyelashes to hide behind, this is me.

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POD computes that Verity has gone from a naughty little fairy

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to a glamorous bombshell.

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Verity's new look was more than I'd expected.

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I've never seen this much confidence come out of Verity

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with so little fakery.

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To go to a Christmas party like this,

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I'm hopefully going to get head to tailed for the right reason.

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I've got to learn to get my confidence out.

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Through me and not through what I look like.

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It's the season of goodwill and lu-urve.

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So, what festive fashion trends are people choosing for a cheeky snog?

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A lot of girls wear transfers in Essex, bright pink ones with hearts.

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Like the bling diamante.

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Glitter on the lips is a big look.

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That was a Jessie J thing to start with.

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Would you give Jessie J a dressing down for having lip tattoos?

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I certainly would.

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I did a transfer to my lip before, a leopard print.

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They don't snog people with them on their lips.

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When you come away afterwards, you might have diamantes

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stuck to your mouth. Not a good look for a guy.

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Maybe you should try it? No!

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Just stick round. Ee-yuk!

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Hi, POD. Ellie, my senses have detected a Christmas trend

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that I'm really not happy about. What's that?

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Girls sticking gems, sparkles and silly transfers to their lips.

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I think it sounds fun, all sparkly, Christmassy, festive and...

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Ellie, stop being so silly and plumping your lips at me.

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Do you want me to put a little something on there?

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Ellie... Just a few.

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Ellie! I'll be like sparkly like the star that led the wise men

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to the baby Jesus on my lips. Bye!

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Everybody loves a little smooch under the mistletoe

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including me, so let me at them!

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All you want for Christmas is me, right? Wow! Nice!

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What if I show you this?

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Oh! What's that?

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Kisses?

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Whoa!

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Anyone?

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Do you think it looks a bit like I've got a vajazzle on my face?

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Yes! Yes!

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Come here, my beauty.

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Are you thinking, ho-ho-ho, hello?

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You and me?

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No, thanks.

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You've got a banging set of lips, haven't you?

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You are too smooth.

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Christmas smoochies.

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Anyone?

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Your lips are boring, my lips are awesome. Boring, boring. Wow!

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It's a no. I knew she was going to do that.

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Hi, PODy baby.

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Oh, Ellie, what have you done?

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It's just some Christmas lips, look how beautiful and sparkly they are.

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Ellie, what have you discovered about these silly lips?

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I found out that nobody really likes them

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and it's quite hard to drink without dribbling.

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OK, tacky lips, get yourself back to your normal gorgeous self

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as soon as possible, please.

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OK, do you want a little smoochy smooch first?

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Ellie, stop that nonsense.

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OK, bye-bye.

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Now for Jason, who spends less time basting the turkey

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and more time basting himself.

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Hi, I'm Jason, and fakery to me is like an addiction.

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Christmas involves looking as fake as possible.

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My outfit at Christmas is a Santa suit.

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Or I'd wear a Christmassy jumper with little shorts underneath.

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I don't wear the trousers. His look is far too over the top.

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Very flash, very little clothing.

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Ho-ho-ho!

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My best asset is my legs.

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It's not like some people's whose are like stick thin.

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The sort of reactions I get, I get head-turners,

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I get people that stare at me, but any attention is good attention.

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It's quite expensive the way I look with all the products I need.

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I do use a lot of make-up, I use so much hairspray.

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My eyebrows. I keep buying new clothes.

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But the thing is, I don't actually pay for it, my mum pays for it all.

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I just want it to stop.

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Fakery is like an addiction, you can't stop.

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The tan should be as dark as possible.

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It's all over the bed sheets.

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Jason, look at this. You have to wash them every day.

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The towels are covered in hair dye. Look. Sorry.

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Nothing in this cupboard is mine.

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Dye, sun lotions, fake contact lenses.

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SCREAMING

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This is for gluing in his hairpiece.

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I think she'll be very happy if I did get rid of all my fakery

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and my tan because she wouldn't have to clean up after me.

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I started looking the way I do when I was about 14.

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I used to be a little bit overweight.

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So I was a bit self-conscious about that.

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When I looked at people at school, and the girls looked pretty

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and they've got big hair, I just wanted to be pretty in myself.

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When I turned 16, I started putting mascara on, a bit more make-up

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and then from there, I got addicted.

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It makes me feel more confident when I'm putting on my fakery.

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He's a good-looking lad, he just doesn't realise it.

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On a night out, I'm a little crazy.

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I think my friends want me to change

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because I get too much attention from everyone, I think they are jealous.

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No, I'm joking.

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I think the worst thing POD could do to me

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is to take my hair extension away.

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I don't know if I could live without it, I'd probably cry.

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POD, help me get my son back.

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I'm fed up with fake tan all over the house. I want my house back.

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POD, you've got your work cut out here, bring it on.

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I love Christmas elves with their funny coloured skin

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and inappropriate clothing in the snow.

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Although maybe that's just Jason.

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Well, let's see because he's in my Christmas grotto.

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What's that, Mr Christmas Robin?

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You think Jason looks like the colour of a Christmas pudding?

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Ah, you are very right. You are quite brown.

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Only a little. How many layers are we talking? About eight. Eight! Yes.

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Your look is very bold, it's not many clothes. Don't you get cold?

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I like to show off my legs.

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What about if you went to the North Pole to visit Santa?

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I'd come in something like this.

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Do you think the elves would be digging the look? God, yeah.

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Me and Robin have made a Christmas quiz for you. I'm ready.

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OK, but don't hurt his feelings. I'll try not to.

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Roasting chestnuts or roasting on a sunbed?

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Roasting on a sunbed.

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OK, his heart's already stopped.

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Five golden rings or five golden, diamond-encrusted earrings?

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Definitely five earrings.

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Sorry!

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Cosy Christmas jumper or sexy elf outfit?

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Sexy elf outfit, definitely.

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Well, I think the robin is dead and gone.

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Oh, God! So, for that reason, my friend, we need to get you into POD,

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because you are the Grinch who stole Christmas. Come with me.

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Are you ready? Yes. Get in there!

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Hi, POD, let me in.

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I am POD. The personal overhaul device. Who are you?

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Jason.

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Danger, danger. What?

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The lack of clothing on you is bad for your health.

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Fake tan would never keep you as warm as a thick coat.

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Why do you want to look like a woman who sells make-up

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in a department store? How rude!

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Jason? Yes, POD?

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What's on your Christmas wish list?

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A big gift basket full of fake tan and make-up and lashes.

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That's the complete opposite of what you're going to get. Oh!

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Jason, what's fake on you?

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Eyelashes, make-up, hair extensions.

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I had Botox as well. And my nose. I had a nose job.

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But you wouldn't have anything else done, would you? Yes.

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I want bum implants. A bigger bum? Yes, like Nicki Minaj.

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OK, Jason. What is it about a big pum-pum that you like?

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I just like it really big so you can like...pop.

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I think that's quite enough now.

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So, Jason, would you like to hear what people think of your look?

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Yes, let's find out. Run public analysis.

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I asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid this boy.

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What do you think they said? Snog.

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I would avoid him because he's wearing too much make-up

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with the pencilled on eyebrows and far too much fake tan.

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Oh, God, it's doesn't sound good, does it?

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I would avoid him

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because I don't really like his Oompa Loompa skin tone.

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It's not Oompa Loompa, I'm not orange, I'm brown.

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I would avoid him because he's just too Essex for me.

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The hair, the fake tan, and the shoes...just no.

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Unfortunately, 100% of the people I asked said "avoid".

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Oh, my God, that's so bad.

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POD computes that you are a muddy-coloured, wig-headed boy

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with minimum clothes and maximum fake and you need...

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Sounds good.

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It's time for the deep cleanse.

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First, please remove your boots.

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Give me those spidery eyelashes.

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Look how bare I look. Now, scrape the make-up off.

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Oh, disgusting!

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Run the make under in three, two, one...

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Oh, my God. I look so different. You look so handsome. Thank you.

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I really like it. I like the colour of my hair and I do like the shirt.

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I don't know about the bow tie,

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but it does look nice with what I'm wearing.

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I do like the trousers, it makes me have a bum.

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No fake pum-pum for Jason.

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Do you now want to hear what the public think of the new you?

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I would marry this guy because he looks well dressed

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and he looks like a nice kind of guy.

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That's nice.

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I would snog him because he's got a good hairstyle

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and a cracking dress sense. That's good as well.

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I would marry him because he looks cute,

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smartly dressed and looks like he'd be a nice guy.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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You are nice guy, aren't you, Jason? Yeah.

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Now, 66% of the public wants to snog you,

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and 40% wants to marry you. That's good.

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POD computers you are gorgeous. I guess I look all right, yes.

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Are you ready to strut your stuff on my PODwalk as a natural beauty?

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I am. Initiating PODwalk.

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As the PODwalk Christmas party gets into full swing, Jason's

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mum and friends are eagerly waiting to see his new festive fashion.

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I hope they like it, but obviously it's a big change,

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so fingers crossed, really.

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Well, hello handsome. Hello.

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You look lovely. Thank you. Jason's mum?

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What do you think of his new look? Very nice, actually. No fake tan.

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Do you feel like a natural beauty? I do.

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Do you think if you went to a Christmas party like this,

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you could clean up?

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I think so. What do you reckon? Yes, definitely. Yes.

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POD computes that Jason has gone from saucy Santa to

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an angelic, dapper young man.

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He's so smart. He looks so much better.

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It's just nice to see him back looking like my son.

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The minute that I got on the catwalk, I felt good.

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Definitely brought the cheering.

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I feel like I can actually go out in front of the public

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and I don't have to wear so much fakery, but just be myself more so...

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The season of goodwill and merriment has arrived in Essex,

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so the locals share what's on their Christmas wish lists.

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I would have fake boobs, maybe lips.

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Beautiful white teeth, that is a must.

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Big nails.

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What I want is natural beauty for Christmas. You won't get it here.

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Eyelashes, fake tan.

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What's on your wish list, a tattoo removal kit(?)

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How about tattoo gift vouchers?

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A bit of bling here, a bit of bling here

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and a bit of bling here.

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What more could you want? Less bling!

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Get over yourself.

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# We wish you a Merry Christmas

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# We wish you a Merry Christmas

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# We wish you an Essex Christmas

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# And a happy New Year. #

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Verity's Christmas party outfit was more suited for the bedroom

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and Jason's festive clobber was beachwear.

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Both left POD looking like natural beauties ready to

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rock around the Christmas tree.

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But did they keep their looks?

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Someone did not give me

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the memo about not wearing anything under our tops today.

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It's not too see-through. We are covered.

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That is totally see-through!

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That is a string vest with arms. I guess.

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Boobs aside, the rest of you looks lovely. Thank you.

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It's so much better and it suits me more.

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It's not tacky like I was before and I'm getting better attention

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and some nice comments and stuff now. So, yeah.

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Do you think the whole experience has been quite good

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for building your confidence?

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It's literally been such a massive change.

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I've had so many years of people putting me down

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and looking at me because of the way I was dressing

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and I thought that was the way to be confident and get myself across,

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but it really wasn't. I can be myself

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and show the inner me, kind of thing.

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People are taking me a little bit more seriously

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without all the big make-up and eyelashes and eveything.

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Oh, you are lovely. You are very welcome. Get a vest.

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Now we come to you, Mr Jason.

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That outfit is a hell of a lot better than the little vest top

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and hot-pants. Yes, a lot better and a lot warmer.

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You have quite a lot of make-up and eyelashes on.

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Yes, I am still quite made up. But definitely less than it was.

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I think I've got my confidence back not wearing the make-up.

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Amazing. I am happy with it. It was a great experience.

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I don't know if I'm going to keep it yet, but I want to.

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Something inside me is saying, "Oh, yeah, stay natural,

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"don't put lashes on, you don't need them."

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But at the same time, my hand's there

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picking them up and putting them on.

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But I might get used to it and might fall in love with a natural look.

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So what are your New Year's resolutions, the pair of you?

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My New Year's resolution is to get a whole new wardrobe,

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more clothes. Less boobs on show.

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Yes, less boobs and bum, yeah, definitely.

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Jason? My New Year's resolution is going to be the ditch the eyelashes

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and fake tan completely.

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Da-da-da-laa! Fantastic.

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It was really lovely to meet you both.

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I hope you have fabulous Christmas seasons

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and may we all get snogged under the mistletoe.

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Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed.

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Hi, POD. That's the end of our Yuletide show.

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POD computes that I have achieved some true Christmas miracles.

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Yes, I've done all right as well. You're right,

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and for your efforts I'm going to give you a Christmas present.

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I love presents. Put your hands out.

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Happy Christmas, Ellie.

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You've given me flannels.

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Now you can use those to wipe the muck off your face.

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I'd rather have blooming coal than that!

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Thanks, you really shouldn't have(!)

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Really. Right, let's get an early start on next year's war on fakery.

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You can carry on and do as you wish, my friend,

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I've got some mince pies and mulled wine to scoff, so you can POD off.

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