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# I'm sexy and I know it... #

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I'm Ellie Taylor. Snog, Marry, Avoid is back on the road

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and POD has had enough of Britain's fakery.

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-Why is your hair on sideways?

-POD, you're so cheeky!

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If you can't leave the house without peeling off your clothes

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and piling on the fake tan, then you need to pop into POD.

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The world's only makeunder computer, POD,

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has modified her mother board and is ready to kick some artificial ass.

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Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery that's stolen

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their sons and their daughters, their brothers and their sisters.

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ALL: Down with fakery! Down with fakery!

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We haven't brought her up to look like this.

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From Birmingham to Bromley, Cardiff to Liverpool,

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she'll be flushing out fakery and unearthing natural beauties.

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-POD computes you look like a French tart.

-POD, are you even allowed to say that?

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And I've accepted POD's mission to explore uncharted fathoms of fakery.

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I'm going native.

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-Woo-hoo!

-You don't go out dressed like that. You might get arrested.

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Cleansing wipes at the ready, this is Snog, Marry, Avoid.

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This week, POD has landed in the second biggest city in the UK -

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home of the Bullring, a big, bobbly building,

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and the floozy in the Jacuzzi... Cover up, love. ..Birmingham!

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-Hiya, POD.

-Hello, Ellie. Come in.

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So, we're in Birmingham. What's the deal today?

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POD's databanks indicate that there is a large emo community here.

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Do you know, it's funny you say that cos I've just bought

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this...on the off-chance that you might need... Emu costume.

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You never know. Birmingham people are quite fun and maybe we'd hang out, talk about birds.

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Ellie, not "emu", "emo".

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Oh! Sorry, so you mean the miserable ones with the fringe

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-and the "Oh, God!" Kind of thing?

-Exactly.

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-Think Baby Goth.

-Baby Goth, OK. No problem.

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-So do you want me to go out and find a few?

-Yes.

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Your mission is to investigate the emo community of Birmingham.

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No problem. I'll go and fix myself with a sweepy fringe immediately.

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Coming up on tonight's show, we meet a legal lady

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who's on the wrong side of the law when it comes to fashion.

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People are asking for my number rather than what's happening

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with their case.

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Birmingham's most alternative fakers come clean about their addiction.

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I like to dress weird.

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'I go all moody.'

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Can you get out of my face? I'm feeling really emotional right now.

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I can't really deal with it.

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'And POD networks with a luminous number in neon.'

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I like bright colours. Big shoes. Anything big and vibrant.

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Birmingham is brimming with fakery,

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but this lot have taken it to an alternative altitude.

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There's quite a big alternative scene in Birmingham.

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Alternative and grunge and punk.

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-Why have you chosen this look?

-It just suits my mentality, basically.

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A lot of leather, studded jackets, lots of studs on shoes.

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Quite rocky.

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Where did your inspiration come from?

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Victorians, Georgians, my pirates and my vampire style.

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Black eyeliner and black eyes are good at the moment.

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-POD computes you have half a tonne of slap on.

-No, it's a tonne. Get it right!

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-Did you deliberately co-ordinate your looks today?

-He copied me, actually.

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Um... Excuse me. Purple's my colour.

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I love different colour hairstyles, from red to orange to pink.

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-Why are you so pink?

-I got a cheque to buy some hair dye.

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-Shall I call the fashion police?

-Yeah, I think you should.

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SIREN

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Now for a girl who's taken fakery to such new heights,

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she's in a class of her own.

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Although I don't think classy is a word her mum would use to describe her.

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Hello. I'm Jasmine. I'm 22 years old.

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I'm a trainee solicitor and I'm from Kent.

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I do spend a lot of money on my style. A lot of money on extensions, dresses,

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cos you can never wear the same dress twice.

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I've got fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake tan,

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fake eyebrows, bum pads, Kim Kardashian inspired corsets.

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Everything's a little bit fake.

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Jasmine's look is very overstated. It's very "man in drag".

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She tries to do Kim Kardashian eyebrows and she draws them on about this thick.

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Could be almost porn-star-like.

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She sometimes wears two bras just to make her boobs look big.

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I get a lot of attention for the boobs.

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We haven't brought her up to look like this.

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One of my hobbies is horse riding.

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I always get dolled up, full face make-up on, high heeled boots, boobs a little bit on display.

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That is because you never know who you might bump into at the stables.

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I'm a trainee solicitor and people are more asking for my number

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rather than what's happening with their case.

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If I'm going out Friday night, I've got to start getting ready at work.

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Two o'clock, putting the make-up on, building it up. Come on, girls. Let's go and party.

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Because of her future career, to tone down the way she dresses would be much more appropriate.

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My mum would love me to be more sophisticated and more classy

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than on the floor, outside a club, with a kebab!

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POD, could you please make Jasmine look slightly sophisticated,

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with a touch of class.

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POD, you think I'm fake, but I plead not guilty.

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I'm here to meet Jasmine to find out why she's

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living in a world of fakery.

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I hope I don't judge her too harshly(!) Ha ha!

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-Hello, Jasmine.

-Hello.

-Hello, two of Jasmine's friends.

-Hello!

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Jasmine, talk me through from head to toe, what is fake about you.

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The hair extensions, my eyelashes, my make-up, my tan and my lips.

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-Have you had your lips done?

-Yes, I have.

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So was it like an easy process then?

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They swelled up the next morning so I had to go to work, I work in a law

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firm, and I got in there, my manager was like, "You have to go to

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"court." I was like, "I can't go to court looking like this."

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So we had to cancel the whole thing, it was ridiculous.

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I would never do it again on a week day.

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Do your friends dress the same way?

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All my friends are glamorous, they all wear fake eyelashes.

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We're known as the Lashies, that's what people refer to us as.

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-I've actually got a quiz for you, Jasmine.

-OK.

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To work out whether you are indeed classy or brassy.

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-Hair extensions or a judge's wig?

-Judge's wig.

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Because I'd be earning a lot of money if I was a judge

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and I could buy as much extensions as I wanted.

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-Horse and cart or dressed like a tart?

-Dressed like a tart.

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You said that really sincerely. Absolutely, dressed like a tart!

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-Always.

-Nailing the criminal or getting gel-tipped nails.

-Nailing the criminal.

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The more cases you win, equals more money, equals more nails.

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You've really got your eyes on the prize.

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-The prize being money and nails.

-I've got a plan.

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-God knows what POD is going to do to you.

-Worried.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

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-Who are you?

-Hello, POD. I'm Jasmine.

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POD computes you look like a French tart.

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-POD, are you even allowed to say that?

-POD has clearance to say anything.

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-I'm having trouble seeing your pretty eyes through those spidery lashes.

-Spidery?! These are full and thick!

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POD computes that you're famous for your eyelashes. Please explain.

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My friends and I are called the Lashies because we always wear fake eyelashes.

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The Lassies?! Is your style trapped down a well?

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No, we're the Lashies! Not Lassies!

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-Jasmine, you claim to be a trainee solicitor.

-Yes, I do.

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It's time for you to answer to your crimes.

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-How do you plead to crimes against good taste and style?

-Not guilty!

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-How do you plead to being dipped in slap?

-Not guilty!

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This is the court of POD. Please state your case for fakery.

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Fakery is good because it just enhances your natural beauty.

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Makes your features more prominent, makes your eyes pop

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and having your boobs out a little bit isn't fake,

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but it's a little bit flirtatious and it gets you a few free drinks.

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And that is my case for fakery. Case closed!

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Jasmine, you are in contempt of POD. Case dismissed.

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POD is going to teach you that underneath all that slap, you are a natural beauty.

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I don't know if I'm going to fall for that one, but we'll see.

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Run the Public Analysis.

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I asked the public, would you like to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

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What do you think they said?

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I reckon they said snog.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes.

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I'd avoid cos she has too much make-up on

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and looks really artificial.

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What?! That's not a reason to avoid somebody!

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I'd probably snog her. She's quite a pretty girl

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but she looks like she spends too much time on her appearance, so I wouldn't marry her.

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-OK, then. A snog's all right.

-Avoid.

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She's a bit too voluptuous, a bit too under-dressed and a bit too in your face.

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That is the look I wanted to achieve!

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47% of the public want to avoid you.

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Unbelievable! Half! You can't win, you can't win.

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POD's verdict is you are a Kim Clone Criminal

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and you need my Classy Attorney Of Minimal Makeunder.

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No!

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It is now time for the Deep Cleanse.

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-Give me those spidery eyelashes.

-No! I need these!

-No, you don't.

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It's time for Lassie to come home.

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SHE FAKE SOBS

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Oh, no!

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-Keep going. Is that a little bit of make-up?

-Yes.

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It's tiny!

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Run the makeunder in three, two, one.

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Ooh.

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It's OK...I think.

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I like the dress. I like the make-up. I don't like the hair.

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And the heels aren't high enough.

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Do you think you look a bit more professional?

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-Yeah, I guess so.

-Shall we find out what the public said?

-Yes.

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I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl,

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looking like this? What do you think they said?

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Avoid.

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Cos she looks frumpy.

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If I saw her in a bar, she'd get a snog. She seems quite natural.

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"Quite natural"?!

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There's no make-up. There's nothing here that's not natural.

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If I wasn't already getting married, I think she could have been the one!

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Oh, dear!

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I'd definitely snog that girl. She looks absolutely beautiful in that dress.

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Oh, thank you.

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In fact, 70% of the public want to snog you and 30% want to marry you.

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Yay(!)

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-Are you being high maintenance again?

-Yes, I am. And it's staying!

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Oh, dear. POD computes maybe it's a mental makeunder you need.

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Initiating POD Walk.

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POD's very own catwalk has been beamed into a Birmingham bar

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and Jasmine is about to reveal her totally legal look to her family and friends.

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What will they make of her new class act?

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I really like my outfit. It's a bit Kim Kardashian.

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I'm not excited to show this hair.

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APPLAUSE

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-Help me!

-You look gorgeous!

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-Oh, my God!

-What are we thinking? Are you excited by this?

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-God, it looks fantastic!

-Are you crying?

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You look so young and so pretty.

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-I think you're absolutely wicked.

-She looks fantastic.

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-Do you think she looks more like a solicitor?

-Yes, definitely.

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POD computes Jasmine has gone from a Kim Clone Criminal to

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a Classy Attorney.

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She looks amazing!

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If she can stay looking a little bit along these lines,

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it'll make me much happier.

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Now I truly believe she'll be taken seriously.

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POD, I'm not happy with you, POD! I'm going to come back for you.

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You're going to get sued!

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Head to Pigeon Park here in Birmingham and you'll find plenty

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of people with black dyed hair, alternative band T-shirts,

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lots and lots of eyeliner and most importantly, plenty of emotion.

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But what's it really like dressing as an emo?

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-Tell me what an emo would look like.

-Really dark hair.

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-Really weird piercings and stuff.

-Do you like the eyeliner?

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I like the make-up and clothes but not the music.

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They're kind of like Gothy but not quite Gothy.

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Emo's someone who wears their hair halfway down their face.

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They dress really funky. Dye colours to their hair.

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Really sad, hard, heavy metal music.

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-Are you an emo?

-No.

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POD computes emos have hair over one eye,

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-piercings and are a little bit moody.

-I wouldn't say I'm moody.

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It seems the emos are an elusive subculture. Time to go native.

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I'm feeling really emotional right now. I can't really deal with it.

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-Do you know what kind of person I am?

-Gothy.

-I'm emo.

-An emo.

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-What I like to think of as a baby Goth.

-Right.

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-Describe someone who's an emo to me.

-A lot of black make-up.

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Just likes to hang around shopping centres.

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Emos dress head to toe in just black.

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I could be just an emo who loves plaid.

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Would you be friends with me?

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-It depends how you act around me.

-What if I was like, "Oh, God!

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"Really hate the world. Everything's against me. You can borrow my plaid shirt"?

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I'd say...just move away. I don't want to know you.

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There's too much colour going on, too much happiness.

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This is much harder than I thought.

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I just thought I had to put eyeliner on and look a bit miserable.

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It's like everyone looks the same apart from me and my friends.

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Would you like to hang out and stuff and just talk about lyrics?

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No.

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I've had enough of talking to people who conform.

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I'm going to find some people who look like me.

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-So, you're an emo.

-Apparently.

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You're smiling. You're not meant to do that.

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But smiling's a good thing.

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But I thought emos were meant to be like, "Oh, God."

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No, that's just stereotyped ones. No, emos are happy.

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I'm coming. I'll be there in a minute. Wait. I'm coming.

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I thought we really got on and maybe we could hang out tomorrow

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and just sit in Pigeon Park and chill.

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-I think we've got to shoot off now.

-Can I come?

-No.

-No.

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-Sorry, it was a group decision.

-OK. Really nice to meet you.

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Really good. Bye.

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Oh. They just gave me the finger.

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Next up is a girl who loves to light up a room

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with her bright neon looks.

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I'm just hoping there's an off switch.

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HI. I'm Cara. I'm 21 and I'm from Stevenage.

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'I'd describe my style as cyber-Goth, colourful,

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'loud, in-your-face.

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'I like bright colours, big shoes. Anything big and vibrant.

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'I always like to be the centre of attention

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'and you can always spot me in a crowd.'

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My natural hair colour is mousy brown.

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I got really, really, really bored of having natural hair colour

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so I decided that I'd start bleaching it.

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I've been dying my hair since I was about 14.

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One minute I'll have really short hair and the next minute I'll have really long hair.

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I love hair extensions.

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I shave my head about once a week and it feels really nice.

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I first thought about shaving my eyebrows off when I was about 16.

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And then I just shave them off and draw them on.

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I've had purple eyebrows, blue eyebrows, but I like to stick with pink.

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I'm a freelance model-maker so I make props for films.

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I would love to work on a zombie film or a zombie project.

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Death seems to be a bit of a theme with my tattoos. Zombie nurses.

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Paint splats. Lots of blood. Chainsaw. Zombie arms.

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Just looking at her, you'd think she'd be quite an aggressive person.

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But once you get to know her, she's just lovely.

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Cara definitely gets a lot of attention.

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Even just going to the shops turns into a big deal.

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My fakery and my hair really have helped me build my confidence.

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It's really helped me come out of my shell.

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Some of my friends want me to tone it down cos they don't like

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that I might be getting hurt from all the negative attention.

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It might be time for her to try something new

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and understand that people will still love her whatever she looks like.

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POD, if you think you can dim this brightness, bring it on.

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So, I'm off to meet Cara. I hope I recognise her.

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But wait.

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A clue.

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-Hi, Cara.

-Hi.

-See what I've done here with the sunglasses?

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-Yeah, I see what you've done.

-I feel like you're looking at me

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with absolute disdain so I'm going to take them off.

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Talk me through your look.

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-You're not the usual kind of person who comes on Snog.

-No.

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Bright colours. Hair extensions. I quite like pink, obviously.

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-It all matches with my hair.

-When you say YOUR hair...

-Mostly my hair.

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-My hair to about here.

-What colour is your hair under there?

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-Mousy brown but I haven't seen it since I was 13.

-Really?

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Tell me how this all started then.

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I started dressing Goth

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and then I got a bit bored of just dressing in black

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and then decided I could go the other way

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and dress completely colourful.

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When you strip all this back and take off all the hair and stuff,

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what do you think it's going to reveal?

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Initially, I'll feel quite vulnerable cos I'm not used

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to not having any extensions or bright hair colours and things.

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Why are you going to see POD?

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I think that the last six months have been pretty rough for me

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with leaving uni and moving house and things like that

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and I just fancy a change. A new start.

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I've actually got a quiz for you. It's about you being scary or sweet.

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-Big scary lion or cute little kitten?

-Cute little kitten.

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Things that go bump in the night or sweet dreams and pillow fights?

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-Things that go bump in the night.

-Vampires or fairies?

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Um, vampires.

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I think what I've learned from this quiz is even though

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you have some of the most horrible tattoos I've ever seen,

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in the nicest possible way, you're really quite sweet underneath.

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-Thanks.

-Good luck, Cara.

-Thank you so much.

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-I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

-Hi, POD.

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-I'm Cara.

-Why are you so colourful?

-I quite like bright colours.

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I like standing out in a crowd. It's fun.

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-Why have you shaved the side of your head?

-I don't know.

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-I just kind of like it.

-And where are your eyebrows?

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I shaved off my eyebrows.

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-Is that why you've got an extra-long sideburn?

-I think so.

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I think I need this bit

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to detract from the fact that I have no eyebrows.

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POD computes that your clothes are very bright

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and your tattoos are very dark. Why is there such a contrast?

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A little bit fun, a little bit scary. I want to reflect both of those things in my look, POD.

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How are you going to feel when we remove all your fakery?

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I think I'm going to look like an egg.

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I don't want you to look like something you eat for breakfast,

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even if you do currently look like a dog's dinner.

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That's not fair.

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It's time for phase one of the makeunder process.

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I asked the general public, would you want to snog,

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marry or avoid this girl?

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What do you think they said?

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I'd hope for marry, but I think avoid, POD.

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I would avoid that girl because I don't like the coloured hair,

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I don't like the tattoos and she's not natural.

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I love my tattoos and my hair.

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I would avoid because she looks like something out of a comic strip.

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That's the look I'm going for, POD. Can you not see?

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I would avoid her.

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I don't really like her hair. She looks like she's trying too much.

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She just doesn't look really natural at all.

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I'm not trying hard at all, POD.

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100% of the public said they would avoid you.

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100%?! I thought at least some people would want to snog me.

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Maybe there's too much metal around your lips.

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-I think that might be it.

-POD's verdict is you are a...

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-OK, POD.

-Run phase two.

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Remove all of those earrings.

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Put away all of that silly pink hair...

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I feel like a washerwoman.

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..and remove all of your make-up.

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-Even my eyebrows?

-Especially your eyebrows.

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-I look weird already.

-You look better already.

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Run the makeunder in...

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CARA GASPS

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Oh, my God.

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-Do you like it, Cara?

-I love it.

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POD computes you look stunning.

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Thank you. I feel like I'm in Grease.

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You're definitely the one that I want.

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I have eyebrows that look real.

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-Were you ever expecting to end up this pretty?

-No.

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POD computes there is only one thing missing from that look.

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-It's a big stick to beat the men off.

-One can only hope, POD.

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Previously, I asked the public, would they want to snog,

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marry or avoid you? What did they say?

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-Avoid.

-What do you think they said this time?

-Hopefully snog, POD.

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I'd definitely snog her. She looks pretty tidy.

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Erm, thank you.

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I'd probably marry her because she looks like marriage material.

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Oooh. Good to hear.

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I'd probably snog her, I think. She looks friendly.

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She looks attractive, pretty. She looks intelligent as well

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so she'd probably have a good conversation at the same time.

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That's good.

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In fact, 78% of the public want to snog you

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and 22% want to marry you.

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-Cool.

-No-one wants to avoid you, Cara.

-Yay!

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POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.

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Thank you, POD.

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Are you ready to show the world you're a natural beauty?

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Yeah, I think I'm ready.

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Initiate POD-walk.

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It's now time for Cara to reveal her new model look on the POD-walk.

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But will her best friend recognise her?

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I'm really excited about the catwalk. Not sure what everyone's

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going to think seeing as it was so crazy before

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but I'm really looking forward to it.

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-You look fab. Do you love it?

-Yeah, I do. I love it. Completely.

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-What are you thinking?

-Amazing.

-Have a cuddle.

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-Do you think people are going to be intimidated by you any more?

-Hopefully not.

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-I don't think they will. It is quite glam, isn't it?

-Definitely.

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I want to borrow this.

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-We match.

-Oh, my gosh.

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That is good.

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Do you know, the eyebrows just look...

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I'm thinking of growing back my eyebrows.

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-Would you be pleased to see them return?

-Yes, definitely. I've never seen them before.

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I love the clothes. I love everything. I love the shoes.

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I even love the hair so...

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-A good experience overall?

-Definitely. 100%.

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Double high-five.

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POD computes Cara has gone from a multi-coloured mental monster

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to the very model of natural beauty.

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I felt just so different,

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so emotional, like it's the change that I've needed.

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I thought she looked amazing. Completely different. I'm really proud of her.

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This has definitely given her the confidence boost she needed so definitely going to help her.

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There's only one thing the Brummies love more than a night out

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and that's fixing up the fakery for the perfect on-the-town look.

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Shoes are the key to any night out. The bigger the shoes, the better.

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If you're going to do it properly with heels, put the big boys on.

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-It looks like there's a bit missing.

-I don't think so, POD.

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-Thigh boots, miniskirts.

-Fishnets.

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Sequins. Lots of sparkle. Shiny, bright colours.

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Boobs out.

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Every night before he goes out, he makes me pin curl his hair with hair grips.

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I backcomb the living bleep out of it and then hairspray it a lot.

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It sounds like quite an event.

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I just had my eyelashes extended which is good for the wow factor.

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I put hairspray on my face after I've done it

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so I don't sweat it off when I go out.

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Make sure you've got plenty on the brush.

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And put all over your face. Just everywhere.

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Your face looks like a basketball.

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Trainee solicitor Jasmine wasn't too sure about her more professional look.

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But cyber-Goth Cara was ecstatic with her new makeunder.

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The question is, did they keep their makeunder?

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No, of course they didn't. What have you done, the pair of you?

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-I did not like my makeunder.

-Why didn't you like your makeunder?

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I didn't mind the make-up, I just didn't like my hair.

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It just looked awful. It made me look like a bin raider.

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I don't think you looked like a bin raider. You looked lovely.

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I didn't even know my face was that shape.

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And, Cara, what happened to you?

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You looked absolutely gorgeous and you cried when you saw yourself.

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I know. I know. I did absolutely love it.

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I've kept the hair curly, but I just wanted the colour back.

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-That is the most pathetic thing. "I kept it curly."

-I'm wearing a shirt.

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-You've got pink hair!

-I've got real eyebrows now.

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-I've grown my eyebrows back.

-That's one small step.

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I suppose, yeah, the clothes aren't as bonkers.

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When I first met you, you were saying, I've come to this point

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in my life where I want to maybe try something new.

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So, do you feel you tried it and...

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I feel I tried it and I did really like it. I loved the hair as well.

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But I think I want to exhaust the colours before it's not acceptable

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-to have bright coloured hair.

-Now, Jasmine, when I met you for the first time, you said your mum

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really wanted you to come onto Snog, Marry, Avoid

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-because she wanted you to look a little more professional.

-Yeah.

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-Do you think that's happened?

-I've definitely achieved that.

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Now when I go to work, I wear suits and things

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-and high-necked dresses and stuff like that.

-The girls are down.

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They're a little bit covered. Sometimes they come out.

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-But for work, they're definitely covered now.

-What about you, Cara?

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-Your friend Molly, when she came along, she properly cried.

-I know.

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-You two had a little...sob-fest.

-She really loved it.

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I did genuinely love my look and I showed my mum some photos

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and she loved it as well. But when your mum says,

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"It's not very you, is it?" you know it's not quite right.

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So, do you think you learnt anything from doing the POD?

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I feel I don't have to look as out there to feel so good about myself.

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I can tone it down a bit and feel all right

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instead of having to be in everyone's face.

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What about you, Jasmine?

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Yeah, I think I did learn that I can look a bit more natural

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and people will still like me.

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Afterwards, I went partying up in this really cool bar

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and loads of footballers bought me drinks.

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I realised that people still like me even if I look a bit more natural.

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Thank you so much, girls, even though you're both very naughty.

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-You look great.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Hello, POD.

-Hello, Ellie. Come in.

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How's your day been then?

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It's been very good. How have you been?

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Yeah, good. Met some people.

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Learnt how to skateboard. Looked quite miserable. It was brilliant.

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Yes, I've had some rather interesting experiences myself.

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I bet you have.

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But I've had a chance to recharge my batteries

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-and I'm waiting for you to get back out there.

-No can do I'm afraid.

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I've got to go to The Bull Ring and do some shopping

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which means you have to POD-off.

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