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On every high street, inside every nightclub | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
and in the confines of every suburban home... | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
..the great fakes of Britain are taking over. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
But there's a war raging, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
because determined to stamp out this hideous trend is... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
..POD. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
POD computes you're all natural beauties. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Oh, thanks. -Thank you. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
Even though there's a touch too much peroxide in the middle. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Thanks(!) That's natural! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
And now it's the climax to a year's work as POD invites back | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
six of her most extreme transformations to take part | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
in the ultimate face off between fake and natural - | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
the Snog Marry Avoid beauty pageant. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
But this is no ordinary pageant. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
As each POD-ette hits the catwalk, we'll discover | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
if they've kept their natural look or they've fallen back into fakery. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
Will fake or natural conquer all? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
It's up to our audience to decide who will take home the title | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
-of Mr or Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Hiya, POD. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
What in POD's name are you wearing? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Well, in honour of our road trip earlier this year, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I thought I'd try on as many looks as possible so I've got | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
the scary Essex tan, the big Geordie blow-dry, the Scouse brows, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
the weird Cardiff nails, ready to present your pageant. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
You look a total disaster. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Er, what is that? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Er, I'm Ellie Taylor, fighting for fakes all over Britain. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
You look like a drag queen, love. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Well, you look like a scaly librarian. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Well, whatever. You can't stay here. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
I'm about to host POD's first ever beauty pageant. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
I thought I was doing that! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh, well, er, it's a bit awkward isn't it? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Only one of you can present my pageant | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
and POD would prefer natural Ellie - she's not so offensive on my lens. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Why do you two get to decide? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
I think the people of Britain should have a say in what | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
they prefer - natural or fake? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Looks like I've got a fight on my hands. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one person for the job - moi. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
We're doing the first ever Snog Marry Avoid beauty pageant. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Who do you think should host it - me or fake Ellie? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-Hands down, you. -Hands down, easy, easy. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
High fives for me, hands down. Yeah! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
In a war against fake versus natural beauty - who wins? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
Natural beauty all day. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
What do you prefer in a woman? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Natural, it's got to be natural. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
I've worked on this, I've put in work into this. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
You're either beautiful, or you're not. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
I don't think faking it makes up... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
-That's quite deep. -That is pretty deep. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
I would say get my best side but, let's be honest, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
they're BOTH amazing. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Ooh, even he agrees. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
I think it's a bit intimidating. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
I mean, it's a bit too much and a bit over the top. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-Scary. -Yeah, I find it a bit scary. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Do you like my hair? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I just want to get a baby wipe and give you a POD makeover meself! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
You look like you've got a bit too much make-up on, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
especially on your eyes. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I'm very disappointed to say that the very boring people | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
of Great Britain seem to like natural beauty. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
God knows why, because I look amazing! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Ellies, you're back. Tell me about your findings. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Natural beauty reigns supreme - I win. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
All right, no need to be smug. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh, what's...? I've got a call from the Antiques Roadshow for you. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Apparently there's a 17th century wardrobe | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
who wants its varnish back from your face, so you can POD off! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Blimey, she was annoying! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Welcome to my world. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Let's get this pageant started. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
POD has landed in an undisclosed location | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
and sent out a battle cry to citizens of planet Earth. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
But even they aren't safe from POD's bitchy put downs. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-Hi, POD. -Hi, POD. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Why have you come dressed to my pageant as a mint humbug? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-I like this! -Well, someone has to. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
In the battle between fakery and real beauty, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
where do you both stand? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I'm natural, she's fake. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
Hi, POD. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
What an interesting ensemble. What would YOU call it? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
I don't know, it's just a look that I like. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
And what's it themed on? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
It's just my individuality. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
So you see yourself as a Grecian goddess do you? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-I'd like to think so, yes. -Incorrect. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-Hi, POD. -Hi, POD. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Are you wearing those bright red shoes to match the red-headed man? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-We love his ginger hair. -Is he your accessory? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-Definitely. -Have you anything to say about your girlfriend? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
She's my fiancee. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
POD computes you're marrying someone who is very high-maintenance. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Oh yeah, definitely. -POD! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Hi, POD. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-How much of that hair is your own? -Not a lot of it. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Where did you buy it? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Got if off a friend. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Second-hand hair? Disgusting! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
I'm the real Ellie Taylor | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
and this is the first ever Snog Marry Avoid pageant. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
POD has pre-selected six of her favourite fake fashionistas | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
who she transformed into natural beauties | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
and she's invited them back to show off their latest look. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Oh, my god! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Have they surrendered their slap | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
or will they have gone back to their fake-loving ways? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Each of our previous POD-ettes will strut their stuff on the catwalk | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
but only one of them can win the coveted title | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
of Miss or Mr Snog Marry Avoid 2012. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
A specially invited audience including friends and family | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
will vote for their winner. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
But which look will they go for - fake or natural? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
And, of course, Snog Marry Avoid? wouldn't be complete | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
without our very own digital disciplinarian - POD. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
Ellie, you looked a real beauty on my catwalk. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Are you excited about the pageant? -Affirmative. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Who's up first then? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
We're spoilt for choice, Ellie. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
My memory banks have almost reached full capacity with | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
the amount of fakes that have paraded through POD's universe. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Hmm... How about a tan-orexic mum who likes to keep her fakery regimes | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
strictly in the family? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
-Ha, that has to be Miss Lottie Lou. -Correct. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Loading her data file. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Hi, I'm Lottie Lou, I'm 25, and I'm from Essex. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Love my boobs - they're my best asset. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Worth every single penny and I don't regret it. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
These are my two amazingly beautiful daughters - Paris and Sky. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I do my mum's spray tan. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-Best spray-tanner in Essex, aren't you? -Yeah. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
I have two tans a week, which I have to do on Monday and Thursdays | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
so you get the whole week going on. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Good tan, Paris. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
She looks like an Oompa-Loompa! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Please, POD, can you make my mum not be orange no more? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
POD computes you are definitely more plastic than fantastic. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Are you a stripper? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-A stripper? -Yes. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
-No! -You've certainly come dressed like one. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
I think I'm doing more of the Tina Turner look today, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
don't you think, POD? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-POD computes this look is simply NOT the best. -Ugh! Rude. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
Do you think this is the way mummies should be dressing? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Why not? I'm a hot momma. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
A hot momma whose children compare her to an Oompa-Loompa. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
# Oompa-Loompa, doopity-doo... # | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
I don't think I look as bad as an Oompa-Loompa, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
but I do look a bit orange. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Shall we find out what the public think? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Oh, here we go. -Here we go indeed. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-Lottie Lou? -Yes. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?" | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, I think they're going to say snog, to be honest. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-Really? -Definitely. Definitely not avoid. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I'd definitely avoid her. She looks like the kind of girl you'd | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
probably catch something off her, to be honest. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Really?! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I would avoid her, definitely, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
because this load of make-up is very scary, actually. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Argggh! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Lottie Lou - 70% of the public want to avoid you. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Shut up! Really? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-Really. -Oh, no. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
25% of the public do want to snog you, but we can increase this with... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:16 | |
Shut up! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Cut all my hair off! -What do you think? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
I love the dress. I think the dress is amazing. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Needs a bit more lip gloss and eyelashes, I think. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh no, you don't! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
I look like a mummy. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Do you want to know what the general public think of your look now? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
I would love to know. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
I'd snog her. She's a nice-looking girl. She's got nice hair, yeah. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Librarian hair, but aww! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Yeah, I'd probably marry her. She's really nice, really pretty. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Doing all right, ain't I? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, I'd snog her. Nice hair. Nice eyes. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
Definitely snog her. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
-Looks like I'm getting lucky, eh? -You certainly are. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
80% of the public said they'd want to snog you. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Do you think your kids will like your new look? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
They'll like it, I think. I think, yeah, it's different. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
It's completely different. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
But then you are finally a natural beauty. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Finally had your way, eh? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
POD always gets her own way. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
I'm so excited to see Paris and Sky. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-I'm very, very, very, so excited to see her. -Me too! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
Their reaction is going to really influence, like, how I dress | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
and how I am, so it's really important. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Wow! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Hi! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Hey! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Oh, do you like it? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Very happy. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
What do you think, Sky, about it? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Er, very good. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
It was amazing coming in. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
I've missed them so much, seeing them run up to me | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
and be like "Mummy", made it all worthwhile. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
I like it because it's nice and glamorous. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
You happy? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Really happy! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I'm in two minds about it, to be honest, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
so you're going to have to wait and see what happens. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Lottie was transformed "a-lottie" by POD, | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
but has the fakery crept back in? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Let's give it up, guys, for Lottie Lou. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
MUSIC: "Mama Do the Hump" by Rizzle Kicks | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
# Mama, won't you please let me...? # Mama, won't you please let me...? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
# Mama, won't you please let me...? # Mama, won't you please let me...? # | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Lottie's enjoyed her moment in the limelight, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
but what will her friend think now that two of Lottie's fakest assets are back on display? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:46 | |
How long have you known Lottie? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Not that long, but for enough to know what these are! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
I think we all know what these are! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-They're pretty out there. -Yeah. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Do you think this makeunder has sort of stuck with her then? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Hmm, no. Not at all. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
But I think she rocks that look better, to be honest. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Do you like to see her bottom, is that why? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Oh, yeah, definitely. Who doesn't? SHE GIGGLES | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
He loves it. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Time for Lottie to hear POD's verdict. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
POD is going to ignore how you're dressed for now | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
and ask how your catwalk performance went? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
POD, I went down the catwalk, I was absolutely buzzing. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
I loved it. It was amazing. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I really liked it and the crowd were really nice and cheering. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
POD clearly doesn't need to ask whose side you're on | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
in the war between natural beauty and fakery. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Fakery all the way. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Well, we'll have to wait to find out if the audience agrees with you. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Who's up next? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
POD has a real treat now. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
She was Daddy's little princess, but the queen of fake tan. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
-SHE SIGHS -How could I forget her? It's the wonderful Hannah. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Hello, I'm Hannah and I spend my life trying to stand out. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
I love tan. I've been tanning for years. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I think the oranger the better. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
I mean, the girls today do have a bit of a tan and all that, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
but Hannah looks as if she's been on a permanent holiday to Spain. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Yeah, I think my face is nice and colourful. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
It could just be toned down a bit. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
My dad pays for everything. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
I reckon, a month, it probably costs, the way I look, about £300. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
You don't want to look like too much of an idiot, do you? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
She'd be more pretty without as much tanning and make-up on, | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
and my pocket would be a lot healthier! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
I think I look amazing with my tan. I love it! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Especially when I go out - everybody looks at me then. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
All my friends always, like, take the mick out of my look. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
That's nice. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
I love her to bits, but she just doesn't need to look like that | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
to get attention. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I could wear two. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
It would be nice to see her natural beauty for once. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
A makeunder, I think, would prove to Hannah that she doesn't | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
have to wear all the tan to be who she is, you know, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
and I'd just be proud of her, as well, without it. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Hannah, you look like a piece of antique furniture. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Do I look expensive? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Unfortunately, no. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
I like being fake, though, POD. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Clearly, but what is the fakest part of you? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
My face. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Hannah, you may have the fakest face POD has ever seen, | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
but are you the queen of the Oompa-Loompas? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
I like to think so. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Let's see, shall we? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Hannah, POD would like to award you the Olympic gold medal | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
-for the most tanned person ever. -Ah, thank you! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
-Are you going to give your acceptance speech? -Erm, yeah. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
I would like to thank my dad, for paying for it, | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
and I'd like to thank myself, for looking so good wearing the tan. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
That's a very moving speech, Hannah, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
but let's find out what the public thinks, shall we? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?" | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Snog. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
Let's find out. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Avoid. She's too tanned. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
That's true, actually. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
But they shouldn't avoid me for it. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I would avoid that girl. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
She's got too much make-up on, I can't even see her features. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
I can't even see the colour of her eyes either, | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
and that's really important. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
You can't see my eyes, so I agree with that, you can't see them, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
but you still shouldn't avoid me. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Unfortunately, I'd avoid her because she's got, like, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
too much make-up on her face so if I put my finger on her cheek, | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
she probably wouldn't feel it, she's got that much make-up on. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Well, that is true. Nobody's allowed to touch my face though, so... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Hannah, 100% of the people said they wanted to avoid you. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Well, that's not fair, is it, POD? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Are you ready to hear POD's verdict? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
If I must, yeah. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
POD computes you are a tan-tastic, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
totally plastic queen of the Oompa-Loompas, and you need my... | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
What are you going to do to me, POD? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-I'm going to turn you into a natural beauty. -OK. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:13 | |
Aw, I... Aw. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Oh, it's really nice. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Even without your fake face? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-Yeah. -SHE SOBS | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Sorry. I really like it. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Let's see if the general public agrees. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I'd marry her. She looks very cute and very nice. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, I hope you all think I am! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Hannah, you definitely are. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
I'd give her a cheeky snog - seems very cute and very natural. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Oh, God! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
I'd definitely marry her. Her hair looks really nice | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
and her skin's... She's got a really good complexion, as well. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Oh! That's a posh word. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
A posh word for a classy girl. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Hannah, 100% of people wanted to avoid you. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Now, 60% want to snog you | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
-and 40% want to marry you. -Yay! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
How do you feel, Hannah? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
Really happy. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
You are no longer the queen of the Oompa-Loompas, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
you are now the princess of natural beauty. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-Goodbye. -Bye. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
I think I do look really classy, actually, for the first time. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
My dad's inside. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I hope he's going to like my look, but... | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
So, fingers crossed. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Really excited. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Excited and nervous to see what she looks like. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Hopefully makes her think that she doesn't have to put | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
all tan and make-up on. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-Oh, my God! -HE LAUGHS | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
You look... You look brilliant! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Oh, god! Who is this? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
-You look brilliant. -Do you like it? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
You look great! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Made her dad very happy, POD. Thank you. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
POD was sent into overdrive when she removed the wood stain | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
from Hannah's face, but has she since added a few more sneaky coats? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Guys, please give it up for Hannah. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
MUSIC: "Lipstick" by Jedward | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
# You say you're on it But you just don't know | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
# You're spending money Like you're on death row | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
# You must be mis-educated | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
# By all the guys that you dated | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
# You think I'll take the bait But I don't think so... # | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Hannah has fought fakery and won, | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
but what does her uncle think of the outcome? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
# Just about to meet my match... # | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
What did you think of her makeunder, then? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
I thought it was a different girl, to be honest. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
When I used to see her before with her make-up on, if I was in town, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I'd walk in a shop out the way in case she could see me. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
But now, I walk round town with her. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
She looks phenomenal. It's such a big change, isn't it? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
It looks like two different people. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Are you quite glad that she's kept the look? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Did you think she'd probably go back to her old ways? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
I'm really glad she kept her look. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Is everyone else glad? | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yes! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Following her stint on the catwalk, Hannah hot foots it to see POD. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
How did you feel about taking to my special catwalk? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
When I was walking down the catwalk, I was just excited. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
I was nervous, everything. I was so excited though. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
What has changed since I last saw you? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Since I last saw you, POD, I've learnt | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
I can just go out without any make-up on now, no tan, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
just walk down the street and I don't care any more, so... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
POD is glad to have saved you from your fakery addiction. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-Good luck, Hannah. -Oh, thank you. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Earlier this year when POD suggested that we go on a road trip together, | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
I was thinking, "Brilliant! Maybe we'll take a week in the Highlands, | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
"maybe a weekend in the Cotswolds," | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
but, no, turns out what she actually meant was me dressing like an idiot | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
and walking round the streets of Britain. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? # | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
ELLIE GIGGLES | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
# Don't cha? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
# Don't cha? # | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I am Wonder-WAG, and I am here to see what the people of Manchester | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
make of this look. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Do you think I look like I could get a footballer as a boyfriend? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Oh, aye, yeah. No problem. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Anyone know any footballers? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Footballers interested in a... one of these? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
There is a footballer-shaped hole here for me to put my arm through. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
I'm quite... I can't really stop looking - your arms are massive. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
You want to see my stomach, it's better. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
# Da-na-da Da-na-na-da! # | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Oh, my god, stop following me! God, I'm so shy. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
You do look a bit like a WAG at the moment. Like, sort of... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Let's see what Chelmsford makes of these. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
# Pump up the volume | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
# Pump up the volume | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
# Pump up the volume Dance, dance. # | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
What do you make of this? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Ooh, wow! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-What do you think? -You look like a blow-up doll! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-It doesn't look nice. -I don't like that. -It's not attra... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-I wouldn't want to kiss you. -No, I wouldn't want to snog you! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-MIMICS KATIE PRICE -And then I met Peter in the jungle and then we fell in love... | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
And we sold the story and, er, then we, then we got divorced. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Do you think you would kiss someone with lips like this? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Maybe for money, but not just for the fun. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-How much are we talking? -A couple of hundred quid, at least... | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
We haven't got that in petty cash, that's never going to work! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Let's see what the people of Newcastle make of Cyber Ellie. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Do you know what I'm meant to be? Like, what kind of person I am? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
A mental person? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
# Work it | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
# Make it | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
# Do it... # | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
-Wey! That's mad, that, like! -Isn't it? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
It's like a Slinky. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Careful, that was my eye! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
I'll tell you what the best thing is about this outfit - | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-due to the holes, if you get an itchy arse... -Not a problem! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
Do you ever dress like this, then? | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
I do. Mostly when I'm going out, though. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
What we going for - regular Geordie blow-dry, extra large...? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
If we're going to do it, we're going to do it properly. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-Let's try extreme. -Extreme, yep. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
# Where's your head at? At-at-at-at-at # | 0:22:10 | 0:22:15 | |
-What do you think of it? -It's really nice. -Do you like it? -Big. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Would you have it done? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Maybe not as big. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Yeah, it looks like you've been in a wind tunnel with it. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Would you find a girl attractive if she had hair like this? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
She'd look like a tart. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
I quite like some of those outfits - what did you think, POD? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
-Have a guess. -Probably not a thumbs up. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Correct. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Come on, then, who's next, who's next? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
How about a girl who was far too brassy and not very classy? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Ah, Adrienne. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Hi, I'm Adrienne. I'm 22, from Widnes, and I am a beach babe. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
I've got extensions in, peroxide on my hair... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Practically everything's faked. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
The only thing that is real are these bad boys. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
It's just a nightmare picking up all the gems and the glitter | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
and the eyelashes. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
She falls apart. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Coming out the shower, I end up with her hair all over me. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
What the hell? That yours? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
MUSIC: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
THEY WHOOP | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
'My look is very much out there. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
'Whether you like my style or not, you're still looking at me.' | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
THEY WHOOP | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
# Every day, I'm shuffling. # | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
I would just like to ask POD, | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
please, please, please, bring my beautiful daughter back. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:52 | |
# Every day I'm shuffling. # | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Hi, POD. I'm Adrienne. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Adrienne, have you had a fight with a rainbow? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
-Er, no. -SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Cos it looks like the rainbow won! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Well, I take that as a compliment cos I like lots of colours. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
How long does it take to look THIS ridiculous? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
I wouldn't say ridiculous, I'd say glamorous, | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
but it normally takes me about two, three hours. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
What a waste of time. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Do you ever go anywhere without colouring yourself in? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
No. I scare people. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
You're certainly petrifying POD. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
ADRIENNE LAUGHS | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-Shall we find out what the public think of your look? -Yeah. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
-Be brave, Adrienne. -I'm brave. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?" | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Well, I'd like to think that I was marriage material | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
and I'd like to think that I was even snog material, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
but I've a sneaky suspicion they might avoid me. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Let's find out. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
I would avoid her cos, truthfully, she looks like a man in drag. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
Oh, that's a bit harsh, isn't it? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I'd avoid her cos she looks like Fred Flintstone in a dress. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Bovvered? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
That's a definite "yabba-dabba don't". | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
In fact, Adrienne, 100% of the public want to avoid you. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
You're messing! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
POD is completely serious. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
You're a WAG wannabe, dodgy, Day-Glo mess, and you need my... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Can't promise that I'll like it, but it's worth a try. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
POD loves a trier. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Oh, my god! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Oh, wow. Oh, my god, I'm SO different. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh! I love it. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
You should do. You look stunning. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Thank you. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
I didn't think it was going to be possible, but...good job, POD. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:02 | |
Shall we find out what the general public think? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Go on, then. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
I think I would marry her, because she's my type | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
and I think she just looks very pretty from the picture. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Aw, bless. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
I would marry her, yeah, yeah. She's a very attractive young lady. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Aw! Bless them all. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Yeah, I'd give her a snog. She's got nice hair. Good, natural look. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Aw, I'm definitely going to keep it up then | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
if everyone else thinks I look this beautiful. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Everyone does think you look beautiful, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
because 60% of the public now want to snog you and 30% want to marry you. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
-Yay! -SHE GIGGLES | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Aw! Thanks, public! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I'm so intrigued to see what I think she should look like. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
I hope she's as excited as we are. Hopefully she'll make a change. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
Just tone it down a bit - a bit more natural and, you know, | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
she'll still look beautiful. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
-SHE GASPS Oh, my god! -Oh! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
-ADRIENNE: -Hi! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
I want to give you a hug! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Oh, babe, you look gorgeous. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Oh, sweetheart, you look absolutely beautiful! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
-Adrienne, that's beautiful. -More like your natural colour. -I know. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Oh, my God, she's gorgeous! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
'She doesn't have to hide under layers of fake tan and fakery.' | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Looks really natural and it really suits her down to the ground. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Here's to my new look. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Cheers! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Hi, POD. You have proved me wrong. Natural beauty DOES exist. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
It's really given me a big confidence boost, | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
but I can't promise I'm not going to ditch my glitter on a night out! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
Thanks again. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
She was a WAG-wannabe who scored an own goal in the style stakes, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
but did POD get Adrienne to show fakery the red card for good? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:57 | |
Give it up for Adrienne. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
MUSIC: "Miami 2 Ibiza" by Swedish House Mafia v Tinie Tempah | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Adrienne's given fakery the kiss off, but what does the boyfriend | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
she locks lips with think? | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
Seeing her with her natural hair, it's perfect for her. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
It suits her skin tone and that and, you know, she looks beautiful. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Awww! Look at you! | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
Do you secretly miss the glitter a little bit? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
Not on me, no. Wake up in the morning | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
and I'm covered head to toe in glitter all the time. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
It's a nightmare, but it's gone now, and hopefully it stays gone. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
-Yes! -Yeah, everyone agrees with that. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
If you search hard enough in various crevices you might find... | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
I'm sure somewhere there is in a crevice, but I'm not going to check. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:53 | 0:28:54 | |
Adrienne's boyfriend liked the look, but what will POD think? | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
Hello again, Adrienne. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Have you recovered from your star turn on the catwalk? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
Oh, I'm absolutely shaking like a leaf, | 0:29:03 | 0:29:07 | |
but I loved every single minute of it. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
POD is pleased you've stuck to my natural beauty programme, | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
and if you win the pageant, it will mean natural beauty | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
has triumphed over fakery. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
POD, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I win this competition. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:23 | |
Hopefully, people will see that I am naturally pretty | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
and that I do deserve the crown. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
POD speed, Adrienne! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
Ellie, we're halfway through the pageant | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
and POD is pleased to report that it's 2-1 for natural beauty. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
So who have we got next - is it a tan-orexic? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
You could say that, and he also has the only Scouse brow in Tyneside. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:47 | |
Dan! | 0:29:47 | 0:29:48 | |
# You make me feel like I'm living a... # | 0:29:48 | 0:29:52 | |
I'm Dan. It takes us three hours to get ready | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
but good things come to those who wait. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
I'm 20, and I'm a trainee hair stylist from South Shields. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:02 | |
I literally paint me face from about five o'clock in the morning. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:07 | |
Tan is like the best invention ever. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:11 | |
Right now I'm Sellotaping the mitt | 0:30:12 | 0:30:17 | |
to the end of the mop so that I can reach me back. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
I can't go out with him. When we go shopping, everyone stares | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
and it's just too much, so... I really do, | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
I don't go anywhere with him anymore. It's a shame, really. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
He's always late. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
Always late for college because he's putting his make-up on | 0:30:34 | 0:30:39 | |
or he's dying the hair or he's touching things up. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
Always late. Never on time. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
ALL: Dan! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
The hair's done, the face is on - we're ready to go out. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
My love life right now is, like, non-existent. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
POD, it takes me ages to get ready and I can't do it any more. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:03 | |
I really need your help. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
Dan, why are covered from head to toe in fake tan? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
I look sun-kissed. Like, I look like I've just got back from, | 0:31:10 | 0:31:14 | |
like, a really hot country. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:15 | |
You don't look like you've been kissed by the sun - | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
you look like you've been slapped around the face with it. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
And all that time you spend painting your face | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
hasn't exactly helped your love life. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
Can you explain to POD why that is? | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Because, by the time I get ready to go on a date with someone, | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
they could have been on, like, four dates already. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
What do you think your look actually says about you to other people? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:39 | |
That I'm rather creative. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
Shall we find out? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:42 | |
OK, go on. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Dan, I asked the public, | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
"Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this boy?" | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:31:52 | 0:31:53 | |
Well, I think they said avoid. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
I would avoid him cos he looks like he'd probably take my wallet. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:00 | |
DAN GASPS | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
No way! | 0:32:02 | 0:32:03 | |
I would avoid cos his hair is a show. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
DAN SCOFFS | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
This show would be on Broadway. This would be packed to the brim. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
I'd probably snog but then avoid for the rest of the night | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
and the rest of the year. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
DAN LAUGHS | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Oh, my God, I can't believe it. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
In fact, 60% of the public do indeed want to avoid you. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
60%?! | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
POD computes you need... | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Oh, God, bring it on, POD. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
Consider it brought. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:32:36 | 0:32:41 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
No! | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
I look like a completely different person. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
I actually like it, though, I think I look ... | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
I didn't think I would look good, but I do actually like it. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:01 | |
Well, it's time to put your new look to the test. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
I asked the public | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
would they like to snog, marry or avoid you looking like this - | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
what do you think they said? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
I think they said snog. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
OK, here goes. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
I'd snog. He's cute, | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
but we're probably both a bit too young for marriage. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
Yeah, I am a bit young for marriage so they can all just, | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
like, form a queue and wait till later. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
I'd marry him just because he looks natural and he's fit. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
He's proper fit. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
Oh, well, it's good to know that I'm marriage material now. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Previously 60% of the public said they would indeed avoid you. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:36 | |
Now 70% of the public want to snog you | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
and 20% want to marry you. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
Oh, POD, that is absolutely amazing. That's brilliant. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
POD predicts now you're a natural beauty, | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
your single life will soon be at an end. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Oh, POD, that would be nice. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
I've come to see my sister | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
and I'm really nervous as to what she's going to think of me new look. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
-Surprise. -Oh, my God. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
-Yeah, I love it. -Do you think I look good? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
-Yeah. -Do you? -Yeah. Do you like it? -I really like it. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
'He looks much better - fresher,' | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
and I just...I love it. I love his hair. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
So do you prefer, like, the old me or the new me? | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
-Definitely the new you. -Yeah. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
We can actually go shopping without people staring. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
I know, you can, like, walk down the street with us | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
-and not be embarrassed. -I can come out with you. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
I think me sister was genuinely shocked | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
but she definitely prefers the more toned-down me, so that's a good thing. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
-Cheers. -Cheers, hon. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
I'm sure you'll agree Dan was transformed into a Prince Charming, | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
but does he still believe in the magical message of the makeunder? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Let's take a look. Give it up for Dan. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
CHEERING | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
MUSIC: "Earthquake" by Labrinth Feat. Tinie Tempah | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
Dan's delivered on the catwalk and kept up his natural look, | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
but does his friend approve? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
So have all of his friends sort of unanimously preferred his look | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
now he's had the makeunder? | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
Yeah, definitely. Much prefer it. He looks so much better. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
Do you think it's kind of changed his attitude? | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
I don't know if it's changed his attitude, | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
but he does look so much better. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
-He's got quite a lot of swagger still, hasn't he? -Yeah, definitely. Yes! | 0:35:26 | 0:35:30 | |
-Do you think there's anything that could have changed that? -No, not at all. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Dan's natural look should keep POD happy for once. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:38 | |
It certainly looked like you were enjoying your moment in the limelight. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
What was going through your mind? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
I was just thinking of, like, looking good and, like, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
giving people what they wanted, kind of thing, | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
and just making sure I didn't fall over. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
And it's good to see that you've remembered all | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
that POD taught you about natural beauty. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
In a war against fakery and natural beauty, | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
I'm definitely on your side now, POD. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
Unfortunately, on this occasion, flattery won't get you anywhere | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
because the audience will vote for the winner, not me. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
Anyone could win, but I'm hoping it's me. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
All will be revealed later. Goodbye. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Thanks, POD. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:13 | |
CHEERING | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
One thing I learnt from our tour earlier this year | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
is that whether you're in the north-east or the south-west, | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
there are always members of the Great British public committing crimes against fashion. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:31 | |
Warning - some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
POD, let me in. I've come to talk to you. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
What's the typical look in Newcastle? | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Less is more, clothes-wise. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
More make-up is better, though. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:53 | |
You want to just put fabulous heels on like these, darling. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
I mean, without heels, you're just nothing. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
POD computes that you look like an insane cockatoo. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Thanks, POD. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
BOTH: POD, please let us in. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
It looks like you got it from a dead body. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Watch what you're saying, POD, | 0:37:10 | 0:37:11 | |
-cos we're Geordie girls. -Mmm-hmm. Oh, aye. Aye. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
-What are those in your mouth? -Fangs. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
POD computes that all you're doing | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
is sucking the blood out of style. Goodbye. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
-Hi, POD. Let us in. -Hi, POD! | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
What have you two come as? | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
I'm a dinosaur. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
I have a tail! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:32 | |
Dinosaur tail. Who doesn't want to be neon? | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
-Me. -You're just mean. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Cardiff's not tacky or cheap. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:39 | |
Why do you look like a strumpet? | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
What's that? | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
-A Victorian prostitute. -Oh, right. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
You've just got to look beautiful, glamorous, you can't look trashy. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
Eugh! Nah. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:50 | |
An Essex Oompa-Loompa - enter. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
Oh, thanks. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
You look like you've had a bit of work done. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
-I have had done my boobs... -BUZZER | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
-..my hair is hair extensions... -BUZZER | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-..eyelash extensions... -BUZZER | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
-..HD brows... -BUZZER | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-..tooth whitening... -BUZZER | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
-..fake nails... -BUZZER | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
..fake tan. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:16 | |
Is that a cupcake on your boob? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:17 | |
It is a cupcake on my boob. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Do you like cupcakes? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
Yeah, they're yummy. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Who are you? | 0:38:23 | 0:38:24 | |
Collagen Westwood Botoxina Versace. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
There are quite a lot of people committing some serious fashion crimes out there, aren't there? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
POD was hoping to erase those fashion disasters from my memory banks. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:42 | |
Come on, then, who's next? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
How about a yummy mummy who needed a good scrubbing? | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
Ha. Karina Tangerina. I remember her. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
My name's Karina. I'm 26 years old. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
I'm a mum. When I'm on the school run in the mornings, | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
I do get some strange looks from the mums. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
There's me walking along sort of all done up to the max. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
I apply fake tan every day. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
I'd say I look quite hot, sexy... Amazing, really. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
I feel so much better now I've had my tan done. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
-Can you actually see out your eyes with those on? -Yes! | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
-What do you mean? -You did look like a tangerine, didn't you? | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
'My mum's husband,' | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
he's got a little nickname that he likes to call me, as well, | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
which is Tangerina Karina. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
When I go to the gym I have to make sure that I'm tanned up to the max | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
and I've got a full face of make-up on | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
cos you never know who you're going to see in the gym. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
She will never, ever leave the house | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
without her make-up or hair being done. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
She just loves, like, the glam, the bling of things. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Because I'm a mum I think that I need to head down | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
the whole sophisticated, still a bit sexy, | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
but mature look, | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
and I just don't really know how to go about that myself, really. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
Hi, POD. I'm Karina. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:11 | |
Do you have a nickname? | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
-Yeah, I do have a nickname. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Go on. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
My nickname is Tangerina Karina. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
And why do you think that is, Karina? | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
Umm... It may have something to with my tan, maybe. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:27 | |
POP computes you're a tangerine mummy. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
No, I'm just a mummy, POD. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:33 | |
You're a tangerine mummy. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
You're cheeky, POD. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
What do you think your look says about you? | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Um... I think guys probably think that it's quite a sexy look. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
Shall we find out? | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
I asked the public, | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
"Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?" | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
Umm... | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Definitely snog. | 0:40:58 | 0:40:59 | |
I would avoid the girl cos I prefer natural-looking girls. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
She's got too much make-up and stuff. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
And stuff? What's "and stuff"? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
He can't mean clothes, can he? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:41:08 | 0:41:09 | |
I would definitely avoid her cos, I mean, | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
looks like too many have snogged her already. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
-SHE GASPS -What a cheeky git! | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
In fact, 90% of the public want to avoid you. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:21 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
POD computes that you need... | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Ah, you're so mean, POD. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
POD has to be cruel to be kind. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:41:34 | 0:41:39 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
I look well different. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
Different good? | 0:41:52 | 0:41:53 | |
Yeah, different good. It's a bit, like, "Wow!" | 0:41:53 | 0:41:58 | |
I like it. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
I would say I look more like a mum now than what I did before. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
Let's find out if the public agree with you. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
I asked them, looking like this, | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
would they want to snog, marry or avoid you? | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Hopefully some said snog. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
-Shall we find out? -OK. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
I would snog her. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:18 | |
She seems like an attractive, outward-going, smiley girl. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
Aw, that's really sweet. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
I would marry her cos she seems dead nice and sweet | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
and she doesn't wear much make-up. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Aw! Oh, bless. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
Oh, I'd definitely snog her, yeah. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:34 | |
She's a nice classy-looking girl, nice make-up, nice hair. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Aw, I like these people. These people are nice. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:42 | |
Previously, 90% of the public said they would avoid you. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:46 | |
Yeah. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
Now 80% of the public want to snog you. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
And the other 20% want to marry you. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
I like them results better, POD. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
I'm really excited to see Karina, but nervous at the same time. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:03 | |
I'm really hoping she's going to like her new look. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Hello. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
-You all right? -You look lovely. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
'I think they were all very, very shocked when they saw me.' | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
I think they all absolutely loved it, though. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
You look absolutely amazing, so much better, honestly. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
-Do you think? -Oh, my God. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:21 | |
It's just like you're a different person. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
Feel like a proper mum now. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
They can't really call me Tangerina Karina now, can they? | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
They'll probably call me Mighty Whitey or something! | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
Thanks a lot, POD, for my new look. Really love it. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
Trying to get used to it. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:38 | |
Couldn't have done it without you. Thanks, POD. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
POD peeled back Tangerina Karina's skin | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
to reveal a natural beauty underneath, | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
but has the orange glow made a reappearance? | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
Let's give it up for Karina. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
MUSIC: "Next To Me" by Emeli Sande | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
Karina has kept up POD's message of natural beauty, | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
but what does her boyfriend think of it? | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
I think that she was orange, tangerine, before, | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
so she looks lovely now, I think. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:16 | |
If you had to compare her to a fruit now, what would you say? | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
It's more like a pear. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
Bad answer! | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
-Yeah, I think, yeah... -Bad answer. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
I'm not sure anyone's going to be your friend any more after that. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
Never call a woman a pear. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
Karina's had her moment on the catwalk but now POD awaits. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
Hi, POD. I've really missed you since I've been away. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
Did you enjoy strutting your stuff on POD's catwalk? | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
Well, it was nerve-wracking to start off with, | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
but it was really good once I got into it. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
POD computes you still look amazing following your original makeunder. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:50 | |
POD, are you impressed that I'm still on the side of natural beauty? | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
Affirmative. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:54 | |
POD is happy to have you on my side in the never-ending battle with fakery. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:59 | |
Good luck and goodbye. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
Thanks, POD. Bye! | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
Ellie, it's time for our final POD-ette to take to the catwalk. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
And I'm impressed that, so far, | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
four have all stayed on the side of natural beauty. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
Go on, then, who's next up? | 0:45:16 | 0:45:17 | |
Our final POD-ette was a man who loved to dress... Well, in a dress! | 0:45:17 | 0:45:22 | |
It's got to be Miss Olivia Dean. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Hi, I'm Olivia Dean. I'm 23 and from Whitehaven. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:29 | |
I've been dressing as a woman since I was in my teens | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
and I like to be called Olivia. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
My look has just been carefree, | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
quite colourful, | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
maybe daring some days. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:47 | |
I just like fake. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
The more fake I feel, the more I've got confidence. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
Gorgeous. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:55 | |
Living in Whitehaven, you would think I was some sort of celebrity. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
Everybody just thinks I'm quite strange, really. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
Being sisters, sisters share but, like, | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
she doesn't know what sharing is. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
She, like, takes my things and I don't get them back. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
My clothes, my make-up, my nail varnishes. It's terrible! | 0:46:11 | 0:46:15 | |
It's been that long since I've been a boy, | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
I need your help to make me into the old me again. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
-Olivia. -Yes, POD? | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
Something isn't computing. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Please describe your look. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
Well, it's fake, it's flirty. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
Obviously, I'm a bit easy on the eye. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
No, that's not it. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
I'm deducing that Olivia isn't your real name, is it? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
No, my name's actually Dean. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
So what is Olivia Dean? | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
Olivia Dean's a person that, erm... | 0:46:47 | 0:46:51 | |
has taken over Dean. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
What job do you have? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:54 | |
Well, I'm full-time fabulous, obviously. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Well, let's keep it realistic. What job would you like to do? | 0:46:57 | 0:47:01 | |
My dream job would be to be a top make-up stylist, | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
going wild with all the celebrities. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
I just do makeunders, not miracles. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
Run phase one - Public Analysis. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
POD asked members of the public | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
if they would snog, marry or avoid you. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:47:18 | 0:47:19 | |
Well, on looks only, I would definitely say... | 0:47:19 | 0:47:23 | |
a little snog. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
Personally, I'd avoid. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
I'd definitely avoid | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
because that is not the look I would normally go for. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
In fact, 96% of the public said they would avoid you. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:40 | |
Well, I know that's lies cos I get a lot of attention. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:43 | |
POD's verdict is we need to restore your natural beauty | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
and help you get that job with... | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
Run the makeunder in three, two, one... | 0:47:51 | 0:47:56 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:48:02 | 0:48:03 | |
It's lovely to meet you, Dean. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
-It's nice to meet you, as well. -Are you ready to hear | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
what the public think you look like in this look? | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
Oh, yeah. Let's hope it's something positive. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
This time I asked the public, showing them a picture of you with this look, | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
would they want to snog, marry or avoid this person? | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:48:23 | 0:48:24 | |
I don't know. I'm really nervous so you're going to have to tell me. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
I'd definitely marry him | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
because he looks like he knows how to have a good time. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
Hmm. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
I would snog that person. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:35 | |
He looks like a cute, cheeky chappie - | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
nice hair, nice top, nice shirt. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
Nice-looking male. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:40 | |
I find it very strange to hear things like this. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:44 | |
Before, 96% of the people that we spoke to wanted to avoid you. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:49 | |
Now the majority of the people we spoke to | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
wanted to either snog or marry you. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
It's nice to hear lovely things for a change. It is. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:57 | |
-POD is very proud of you. Goodbye, Dean. -Bye. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:02 | |
It was really strange. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
I feel a totally different person at the moment. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
I'm just going to see what my little sister says | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
and we'll see how it goes from there. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
I really don't know what to expect. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
-Hi. -Oh, my gosh! | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
I love it. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
I love it. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
'Dead shocked when Dean walked in.' | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
I love it, though. It's just how he used to be. It's amazing. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
Nobody's seen me like this for ages, have they? | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
'Obviously, I got a lot negative feedback,' | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
but after the makeunder I got a lot of positive | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
and it did make me feel really happy. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
I just love everything. Like, the blazer, the pumps that he's got on. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
I've got my brother back and it's amazing. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
Right, here's to the new look. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
POD may have sent Olivia packing | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
but who will be joining us on the catwalk tonight? | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
Will it be Olivia or will it be Dean? | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
Let's find out. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
She was fierce on the catwalk but she's faker than ever. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
Is it a look that'll get the audience's vote? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:23 | |
What did you think of Olivia's look? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
She's got amazing legs. I'm so jealous. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
They are quite something, aren't they? | 0:50:28 | 0:50:29 | |
Did you think she did a good thing by ignoring POD's advice, then, | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
-and going back to being Olivia? -Yeah, definitely. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
Olivia sure can pout but will POD approve of her latest look? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:41 | |
Olivia Dean, we meet again. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
Kind of missed you a little bit. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:45 | |
In a strange way, POD has missed you too. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
How would you describe your catwalk experience? | 0:50:48 | 0:50:51 | |
Well, I was walking down the catwalk like a Slinky. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
I couldn't stop shaking. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
The shoes made it even more worse, but I just dealt with it. | 0:50:55 | 0:51:00 | |
Those sparkly slingbacks weren't part of Dean's natural beauty makeunder. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
Although you did make me back to my natural beauty, | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
I'm comfortable being who I am so I thank you for that. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
POD is pleased that you seem to have learnt something | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
from my natural beauty programme | 0:51:13 | 0:51:14 | |
but we'll have to wait to see what the voting public think about your look. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
Goodbye, Olivia. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
Catwalk complete, it's now time for the voting to begin. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:29 | |
Which look will win the war? Will it be natural or fake? | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
I'm probably going to vote for natural, to be honest. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
I think some of the horror shows from before were a bit ridiculous, so I'm thinking natural all the way. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:39 | |
It was a tough call between Hannah and Karina, | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
but I voted for Hannah cos I think her fake tan | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
was way over the top, so it was a big improvement. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
If I win Miss Snog Marry Avoid, I'd be so happy, | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
knowing that I've done all this and I've got something at the end of it | 0:51:52 | 0:51:56 | |
and I've changed a lot throughout this. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
I think I'm going to have to go fake just cos I thought Olivia was brilliant. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
I think I should win the competition | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
because, obviously, I was lost, | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
I didn't know who I was, and you've helped me | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
and you've made me realise who I really am. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
I voted for Hannah. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
And I voted for Adrienne. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Lottie looks good, but it's just a bit too much. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:21 | |
Everything should be fake. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
Yeah, I'm here to make everyone see that fake's better so I should win. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:27 | |
Definitely Karina. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:34 | |
The reason being, I think she had the classiest look. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
The sort of clothes that she's wearing is something that I would choose myself on a night out. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:43 | |
I don't think Tangerina Karina will ever be back. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
We're voting for Dan because we think he has the biggest change. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
He's a nice-looking young man. It was hidden behind everything else | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
and it's nice to see he looks good natural. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
It would mean a lot to take the crown back to Newcastle | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
cos I don't think Geordies really win much | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
and they don't have a good reputation | 0:53:04 | 0:53:05 | |
so I'll be very proud to take that crown back. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
I think I'm going to vote for Adrienne, | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
because I think her makeunder was the best one | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
and I think she looked the most natural and the most happy in her own skin afterwards. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
If I stole the crown from all the other competitors, | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
I would be so happy. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
Like, that would be the biggest honour anyone could ever have. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
It's time to meet our finalists one more time | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
so please give it up for Karina... | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
We've got Lottie Lou... | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:38 | 0:53:40 | |
-We've got Adrienne... -CHEERING | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
-We've got Dan... -CHEERING | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
-We have Hannah... -CHEERING | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
And finally we have Miss Olivia. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
The votes are in. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
It's the moment of truth. Good luck, everybody. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
The winner of Mr or Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012 is... | 0:54:09 | 0:54:15 | |
..Hannah. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:27 | 0:54:28 | |
Come over here! | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
You won! | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
Oh, I'm dead excited! | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
I'm glad that Hannah won. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
I think it's good for a natural beauty to have won the competition. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Well, obviously, I came to win, but she won, | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
-so I suppose I'll just have to deal with it. -Yeah. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
Hannah was really amazing. You know, it was a huge transformation. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:01 | |
It would have been nice to win, but Hannah's really lovely | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
and I do genuinely think she deserved it. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
I think the transformation was good so I can see why. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
She's a lovely, sweet girl so I thought that was good, | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
but, yeah, little bit jel. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
-Totes agree. -Totes jel. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
Hannah, how does it feel to be Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012? | 0:55:24 | 0:55:28 | |
It feels amazing, POD. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
What are you going to do with your lovely new trophy? | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
I'm going to drink wine out of it. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:34 | |
Good lord, how much wine are you going to drink? | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
Oh, quite a bit! Well, I will be tonight - I'm celebrating. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:40 | |
And you have every reason to. POD is very proud. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:43 | |
Aw, thank you. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:44 | |
I always knew it would be a natural beauty that won. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
It's natural all the way now, innit, POD? Thanks to you. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
It is now your mission to go forth | 0:55:49 | 0:55:53 | |
and spread the word of natural beauty. Do you accept your mission? | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
I do accept it, POD. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:58 | |
-Good bye, Hannah. -Bye, POD! | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
POD, what a victory. Natural beauty won through. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
As if there was ever any doubt. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
Well, I don't know - Olivia Dean was in the running, I reckon. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:11 | |
No, there was far too much pout on that one! | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
Never enough pout - she looked amazing. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
POD computes that it was Hannah | 0:56:16 | 0:56:17 | |
and the rest of the natural beauties that looked amazing. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
Oh, I had so much fun, let's do it again. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
Good idea. Well done, you. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Yes, in fact, POD is very inspired. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
Let's go forward and makeunder the rest of the world. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
My feet are killing me so for the last time in 2012 you can POD off. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:35 | |
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