Are You My Zulu Dancing Man? The Apprentice USA

Last time, on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice...

the teams were tasked with making a silent movie promoting Australian Gold.

Trace, your team is being decimated. Marilu, go to that team.

Good luck. Have fun.

On Plan B, Penn Jillette was excited to have Gary Busey in charge.

OK! All right.

I wanted to feel what that roller-coaster would feel like,

to be riding that train with Gary Busey in charge.

"Yeah!" I wanted to hear that a lot.

-Yay! Yay!

-But Stephen Baldwin disagreed...

I think the idea of making a silent film,

with Gary Busey as your Project Manager is terrifying.

Hubba, hubba, hubba.

..and he took the reins out of Gary's hands.

Whatever changes he may make, I will do my very best

to manage that with him.

Stephen's now running the show, clearly.

Meanwhile, Team Power hoped to end their losing streak,

with the addition of Marilu Henner.

I have to, like, set up my environment to win.

How great would it be if they won, now that I'm on their team?

I feel like, right now, finally, the teams are evenly matched.

I love my team right now.

And it paid off in the boardroom.

You're going to be very happy, because your team won, Trace.

In the final round, Gary held Stephen accountable.

The director of the show

is responsible for what is seen in the show.

And Mr Trump agreed.

We probably made a bad decision in incorporating all the products.

You're directing. You should have put the product in.

Stephen, you're fired.

That shows how strong a team we are right there.

-To winning.

-Cheers!

-To winning three in a row now.

-To winning.

-We'll win three in a row.

-What I will add is, when you don't have

a strong leader, a lot of stuff gets chaotic.

-Yeah.

-You know? And that's all I can really explain.

'I do think it's time for Gary to go home.'

He's creative, yes. He's funny.

He's a beautiful spirit. We need people that work,

not just be funny and a talented actor.

It goes way beyond that now and that's just the way it is

at this juncture of the game.

-Whoa!

-I knew it. I knew it.

-Oh!

-What happened?

-I knew it.

-What happened?

-What happened?

-Whoa.

-Now it's just the three of us.

-Damn.

-Thank you.

-Congratulations, Gary.

-Thanks.

-Man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

-Congratulations.

'I was pretty surprised when Gary game back'

and now we're down to three.

It's three to four. It's the first time we've been outgunned.

They have four really strong players.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

(I just thank God you're here!)

Thank God you're still here.

-OK, guys. Here we are.

-We are so heavily outgunned.

We have got Lisa, who is true, like ice, like fire,

and then, we have someone who is ethereal and poetic

and sometimes right here and sometimes out there.

We lost and you were Project Manager and you survived.

High five. That doesn't happen very often.

'I wanted to be working'

with Gary Busey and, for my sins, I am!

# Money, money, money, money

# Money!

# Money, money, money, money

# Money!

# Some people got to have it

# Ye-eah

# Some people really need it

# Hey, listen to me, y'all

# Do things, do things, do things Bad things with it

# Dollar bills, y'all Come on

# That mean, oh, mean

# Mean green

# Almighty dollar

# You know that money...

# Give me a nickel, brother Can you spare a dime?

# Money can drive some people out of their minds

# Money, money, money, money

# Money #

-Hi, Trace.

-Are you Jackie?

-I'm Jackie.

-You're the lady I was looking for.

Good to see you.

'This year I'm on All-Star'

Celebrity Apprentice on behalf of the American Red Cross,

and today we are at the staging area for the Superstorm Sandy

-relief effort.

-Thank you for everything.

-You take care.

-OK.

So I came by today just to lend a hand, if I could,

and say thanks and hand them a cheque.

I know what you're doing, but I didn't expect to see this scale.

-It's unbelievable.

-Yeah.

-Getting food out in New York and New Jersey

is a really complex effort, so we have these staging areas,

where we work with partners, to get the food cooked,

get it loaded onto emergency response vehicles

and get it out to the people who need it.

Thank you, guys, for what you're doing, you know?

And most of the people you'll see here today are volunteers,

which is, I think, one of the coolest things about what happens at the Red Cross.

It's really amazing to see the country is represented in the

volunteers that come out to help American Red Cross.

I mean, people have been coming in here from all over the country to help in this effort.

-One, two, three.

-They're just tireless.

They just keep going and going and going.

And they don't stop. It's pretty amazing to see.

There are still selfless people in this world -

people that just make it their mission, on a daily basis, to try

to help somebody else. And this parking lot's full

of those kind of people.

Very proud of these people.

Red Cross needs help. It needs funds every day.

I'm very proud to be on Celebrity Apprentice

and trying to make sure that they have the funds

that they need to keep doing what they're doing.

-Dave?

-Yes, sir.

-How are you, sir?

-Just fine.

Hey, I came down here today on behalf of The Celebrity Apprentice

and Australian Gold. I wanted to present you with a cheque for 40,000.

Oh, why, thank you. That's great. I sure appreciate that.

It's been... It's been a privilege

to represent the Red Cross on Celebrity Apprentice this year.

-And I hope this helps a little bit.

-It sure will.

-I hope I come back with another big cheque later on.

-OK.

-That's my intention, anyway.

-You're always welcome here.

'The first task, I presented the American Red Cross

'with a cheque for 670 grand, so this puts me at over 700,000.'

I'm just going to do the best I can do and raise as much money

as I can. That's... That's all I can do.

Thank you for what you're doing.

OK. Thank you. Win that show!

-All right. Thanks. Have a good day.

-Bye.

-Oh, it's Bret.

-It's Bret!

-Hello, everybody!

-Yay!

-Hey, hey.

-Bret and George!

How are you guys doing? Nice to see everybody.

-Nice to see you.

-Good to see you all.

-It's nice to have Bret back, right?

-Yay!

-Thank you. Thank you.

Everybody loves Bret. He's a great, great champion.

-This is where you should be, Bret, right?

-Thank you.

It's nice to be hired instead of fired.

-It is, indeed.

-We're standing in the middle of Times Square.

Millions of people each year come to New York City

and they come for Times Square. Now, there's another very special place.

It's called South Africa -

one of the most beautiful countries in the world.

For your task, you'll be doing an interactive South Africa travel expo

in order to bring additional tourism to South Africa.

With me today, from South African Tourism,

are Sthu and Evelyn.

We at South African Tourism are launching a campaign

to increase the awareness of our travel experiences,

called What's Your Big 5?

So, to bring South Africa to life, you'll each create an interactive

travel expo, that will showcase your Big 5 South African experiences.

All right. Pick your Project Managers.

-Don't be scared.

-We got your back. We got your back.

-OK.

-I think you should take it.

-Oh, well, I'll do what I got to do.

Gary, who's your Project Manager?

-Penn Jillette.

-Penn Jillette. OK.

As the only one on our team who's not been to Africa,

-they chose me, mysteriously.

-OK. Who's your Project Manager?

It's going to be Brande.

'I wanted to step up as Project Manager'

because I had been it on the first task

and we lost. So, it gives me motivation to move on,

so that my charity can win something.

So, I was happy to do it.

-So, it's Brande and it's Penn.

-Yep.

-Very good.

My advisors are George, who's been with me a long time,

and, in fact, many evenings of number one on television,

and Bret.

George, tell us about it.

As far as the task is concerned, you have two scenarios.

One is called the Romance Package,

the other is called the Adventure Package.

-So, you have your choice. What do you want?

-Go ahead.

-We would like the Adventure Package.

-Oh, the Adventure.

I would like the Adventure Package.

Well, in that case, if you both want the same thing,

-there's only one way to solve it.

-Can we use my coin?

-No, we won't use your coin.

-Why not try?

I always carry a double-headed and a double-tailed coin with me.

I can win any of these coin flips,

but, no, they can't use Penn's coin.

Like, they think I would cheat? I'm insulted by that.

I would, but I'm insulted that they think that.

-Go ahead, George. Give it a flip.

-Tails, please.

-OK. It is heads.

-Yes!

-And we will take Adventure.

-Romance, it is.

-Actually, I like romance better.

-You know, people don't know that.

-So do I, sir.

-Shut up, Penn!

You got to go on a safari, if you go to South Africa.

Come on! 'When the task was given to us,'

I immediately thought of Adventure, because it's more excitement,

and I just thought, creatively, Adventure would be easier to do

than Romance.

-Bret, go ahead.

-Tomorrow, you've got to present your whole expo

to Sthu and Evelyn. They will judge your expo

and determine the winner on the following criteria -

your creativity, feedback from travel professionals,

and, most of all, your overall presentation.

-So, get it rocking.

-Got it?

-Yeah.

The Project Manager of the winning team will get 20,000

for your charity, OK?

-So, good luck. Go ahead. Do a job.

-Thank you.

-Good luck, everybody.

-Thank you.

-Nice to see you all again.

Thank you so much.

-Oh, that's nice.

-Ooh!

Are we on, like, the Harry Potter set?

'As soon as Mr Trump announced'

that we are going to be doing a task for South African Tourism,

I was excited and apprehensive all at the same time,

because we're not just taking on a product,

we're taking on a country, OK?!

So, it's a huge task.

OK, so, for the Adventure Theme Package,

"Number one, face your deepest fears

"and meet the storied great white shark you've only read

"or watched on TV." "Learn to surf."

"Three, get your adrenaline pumping

"with Sun City's notorious zip line."

"Four, practice your swing at the golf course."

"Five, a luxury camping experience." So, we're not even doing safari.

-That's...

-We're not?

-Safari's not on there.

Yeah, they're trying to advertise the things that people

-don't really know about.

-We're at a distinct disadvantage here.

The coolest thing they have, we can't talk about.

It's like the farmer who's got these six daughters,

and one of them is really hot and the five are really ugly,

and you just really want to see the hot one, but he won't let you.

-Hello!

-Hey.

-Hello.

-Hi.

-Marilu.

-Sthu is my name.

-Sthu.

-Lovely to meet you.

-Sthu?

-Yes.

-Brande. Very nice to meet you.

-Brande. Lovely to meet you, Brande.

-If you guys would like a seat.

So, if we win, do we get to go?!

-Is that part of the deal here?

-You could.

Can you tell me a little bit about this glamping experience?

It really is the idea that you are in the bush,

in the middle of the bush, but in this five-star, luxury tent.

Glamping is for sissies that want to go camping.

That's the kind of camping that my old lady would probably enjoy.

So, I have a question.

Why these five for the Adventure Package?

As you know, a whole lot of people don't know much about South Africa,

except the fabulous safari that we have.

So, we thought, in terms of focusing the adventure experiences,

it's better to start off with these ones.

-Ah.

-Yes, we are known for safari, but people want to know,

"What really will I do when I'm there?

"I know that I'll see animals, but what else will I do?"

You begin to get people who are golfing.

"Oh, I didn't realise South Africa is a golf destination."

"Oh, there is zip lining. I can surf. Shark-cage diving."

'There's a huge challenge that we have to face,'

and that is the fact that we have to make adventures

interactive in a small room.

So, we might have tried to bite off more than we can chew.

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you.

You know what? I think we might have got the harder thing.

-We did.

-Romance might have been easier to do.

OK, we're doing five areas -

-wine, art, food, dance and spa.

-OK.

Our task is an interactive travel expo for South Africa

and the five that we're supposed to focus on for the Romance Package

are wine land, art, food, dance and spa.

That's challenging. We're not just talking about romance.

We're talking about the romantic elements of a beautiful country.

OK, let me read you this. They do vinotherapy,

which is with a grape.

"Bush massages."

Uh-oh.

Never had a bush massage!

Be careful, Lisa.

Sorry. Um...

-Hello!

-Hey.

-Hello. I'm Lisa Rinna.

-Hi, Lisa.

-It's a pleasure!

-Hello. Sthu is my name.

-Please, have a seat.

-Thank you.

I've had such a good time in your country...

-Oh, you've been?

-..making film.

-Oh, fantastic.

Tell us a little bit about romance in South Africa.

Different people go to South Africa

to experience romance in different ways.

Experience romance in DIFFERENT ways?

In different ways, absolutely. The feel to it is of luxury.

-It's what?

-Luxury.

"Luxury." Is that a high-dollar luxury?

Not necessarily high-dollar,

but it's just what you experience is good value.

Gary asked a lot of questions, and I will tell you, at one point,

it was making me a nervous wreck,

so, you know, you always kind of keep an eye

just to make sure, you know, he was under control.

What about some of the other culture stuff,

like music and the dancing and so on? Can you talk to us about that?

We have 11 official languages, so wherever you are,

the people are different from each of the areas,

the food is different, the entertainment is different.

What other South African cultures

do you want to experience and delve into?

Because they are deep cultures that have stories that are incredible.

Another romantic thing I saw was the art.

I mean, the funniest little things made out of something you

would never think of making it out of, like a kitty-cat with

a wire, and using the product of the land and making that work,

-with wood and the wire, and...

-'Gary cannot be controlled.

'He cannot be levelled with.'

And you have to kind of build your world around Gary.

So, to be honest, it's a little frustrating.

-And good luck. We look forward to it.

-I'll escort you out.

I think our problem is going to be we have so many things.

So, for zip lining, what are you thinking

as far as putting in the experience?

I wish we could, like, create something, but you can't.

-Yeah, you're not going to be able to do that.

-We can't.

This week's task is even more complicated than last week's task,

because we have to create an interactive experience,

create a hand-out and come up with a slogan.

If we could get a huge sign so that it was like "Wow!"...

You walk into this, and then there's the five stations.

The big five that we had to focus on

was a golf experience, surfing, zip lining,

a shark cage,

and glamping, which is kind of glamorous camping.

As a person that has been,

I think we need to serve rooibos tea.

It's the tea of South Africa.

We should serve tea to everybody walking in that door.

Yeah, I definitely want you to be a big part

of the presentation, for sure.

I feel loyalty to Jon

because we are the remaining two people of Team Power.

And the fact that he's been to South Africa a couple times,

I'm hoping he comes up with amazing ideas.

You guys, we need to make a quick decision on our slogan.

"Making adventure your holiday reality"?

Mm-mm.

"Turn your holiday into an adventure"?

-Too soft.

-You guys don't like "Once you know, you'll be here"?

Hell, no.

'To me, it's the role of the Project Manager

'to control that creativity.'

And when you don't have a clear objective,

it's going to seem scattered.

-OK, so, what do you guys think's the best?

-What if you put

"You Plus South Africa Equals Adventure"?

-It's a B plus.

-Thanks a lot.

-I'm sorry!

-I like it.

I agree with you. It's not that great.

But I think that's the statement that they want.

-So we're going with this slogan?

-Yeah.

'In the absence of another idea, you got to go with something,

'you know?'

You polish your turd, I'll polish my turd,

-and we'll all end up with shiny

-BLEEP.

That ought to be a song.

Would this be cool? If we had a pamphlet like this,

and you flip that open, and it's a point, you know,

and then it's got one thing, and it's got

each of our five adventures so that each one was a page?

Yeah.

Just looking at that logo, I was so in love with it,

I thought this would make a great little brochure hand-out

kind of giving people a souvenir of their experience with us.

-That would be cool.

-It's perfect, perfect, perfect.

-We need a name.

-We need some sort of name for this whole thing.

-Safari is their major thing.

-Yep.

So I'm thinking "Romance after the safari"?

-"Romance beyond..."?

-"Romance beyond safari"?

"Beyond safari romance."

Oh, yeah, that's... That's the idea.

"Romantic safari beyond."

# Romance, romance, romance

# Oh, I can't get enough of that romance

# Romance in the African sky... # Thank you!

"Beyond safari: an exotic world of romance under African skies."

-You like that, Gary?

-No. Here's how you do it.

You spell the word.

So, you see "romance" right there, and then you read it.

"Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy

"spells ROMANCE."

And that's better than this?

I think it's pretty exceptional.

Penn just doesn't know the depth of my power

and artisticness and creativeness in ideas...

HE BURPS

..with no sign of fear or doubt.

And that little burp you heard in there that was excitement.

I'm not being biased, because this is my "Buseyism" for romance.

"Bacronym."

'There's a word for what Gary does.'

It's a bacronym. It's not a "Buseyism".

And, yes, I will confess

that I was not going to use his bacronym for "romance".

We can serve Amarula Cream, which is a unique South African liquor.

-Yeah.

-OK.

-You got any angle on bunny chow?

-I'm working.

-I am, too.

Gary, can you call this prop house and try to get a hold of them?

-I don't know how to do this

-BLEEP,

-man.

You know...

SHE IMITATES GUNSHOT

-SHE LAUGHS

-That's all I'm saying.

-I think we should serve the exotic.

-Yes.

Try to find us some Amarula Cream, OK?

-Where am I going to do that?

-Use your phone.

Who am I going to call?

-I don't know.

-I don't, either.

'Gary says he will do anything assigned to him,

'and it's simply not true.'

I don't think he should just sit there

and say, "I don't know how to do it."

-I mean, mother

-BLEEP.

You can pick up a phone and call a liquor store!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Stop. OK. Say that again, sir.

You're a what?

OK, you don't...you don't... Shh.

-OK, hold those for us.

-Some plates. See if they have plates.

-Guys, pay attention to me, cos I'm talking to him.

-Right.

-When do we want to go by there?

-That's what we're trying to answer.

-We're trying to figure that out, so...

-OK, we're figuring that out.

-This is open all

-BLEEP.

Lisa, damn!

-Say that again.

-I'm sorry, Gary. I have to do two things at once...

We have to be able to answer you, Gary.

You guys, I'm trying to hear him. He's giving me a time frame.

OK, well, I got a time frame of seven.

OK, please, sir, please repeat that time.

This is actually a task where the number of people makes a difference,

and Gary is doing, um...

-HE SIGHS

-..almost nothing.

Hello? He hung up quick.

-OK, so, I can get a bar at Eclectic.

-'I needed help.

'We simply don't have enough people.'

For all intents and purposes,

we are doing this with a two-person team.

-You OK?

-Yes. We need help.

-Can we look up each one of these adventures?

-Yeah.

-Let's each take a thing so we can really, like, talk about it.

-Got it.

This week, we are creating

an interactive travel expo for South Africa.

-Well, I like the shark thing.

-OK.

-So I'll do the zip line.

-I'll do the camping.

-Trace, what you want to do?

-'This is a tough task.'

It might as well have been, "We would like for you

"to simulate the surface of the Moon."

-I'll do the golf and the surf.

-Are you a golfer?

-Yeah.

Oh, well, OK. There we go. Perfect.

I need to try to locate world-famous golfers from South Africa.

If I could get Ernie Els or Trevor Immelman...

One of them may be in the New York area.

The first thing I did was to reach out to a connection that I have

to try to bring famous South African golfers.

I thought Trump would eat that up. He loves golf.

It's not going to happen.

I'm just saying it would have been really cool.

Jon, what are you thinking, as far as putting in the experience?

Do you want to create some kind of video presentation thing?

Right, but, I mean, as far as the shark.

Are you in a cage? Are you, like...?

-I'm still trying to figure it out.

-'It sure is hard.'

This was a beast of a challenge to take on.

You have five experiences and you only have four people to do it all,

so as Project Manager,

I am definitely carrying the mother lode on my shoulders!

We just need something to stand in front of in our experiences.

I wouldn't even go too crazy and stress over all this crap.

We'll figure it out. Let's keep rolling.

'Brande's always nervous.'

That's just Brande's personality, to worry about stuff.

'But Brande's a good friend, so I got her back,

'and I just want her to do good.'

So that's why I keep telling her to relax and don't stress out.

I think the most important thing is the experience, Brande,

so don't stress too much.

-OK, we're doing five areas.

-OK.

Um, I'd be good to talk about spa and dance.

I have to say I was a little bit nervous,

because, you know, we got a limited amount of time.

We're talking about hours here, and there's a lot to do.

-I want to find that bunny chow.

-Yes.

Zulu dancers would be great to have.

-Yeah.

-You know?

-It's necessary.

-We do.

-You have a Zulu dancer?

-I don't yet.

-Maybe I'll talk to them.

-You talk to them.

'I will be honest and straightforward.'

Gary made no attempt

to get the alcohol or the dancers or anything.

'So I decided to call connections that I had.'

We have to promote tourism for South Africa.

One of the things they push hard for is for Zulu dancing.

Are you my Zulu dancing man?

I want to win this game as much as anybody here,

and, you know, one of the things Mr Trump says all the time

is, you know, "You have connections. Use them."

Yeah, well, Paul Simon's bass player and African drummer

-are the best there are.

-That would be great.

-That's great.

-And they'll come by.

-They will?

-Yeah.

-That's great.

-SHE GASPS

-That's genius!

He's got... He says two male Zulu dancers are great.

Penn was able to come up with, in no time at all,

Zulu dancers, the drum player

on the Grammy Award-winning Paul Simon Graceland album.

-"Get ready to dance yourself."

-Yeah!

"You might be very happy."

Mark, the owner of the restaurant,

will bring several different kinds of South African food.

He will have it all cooked and ready,

and he will plate it and talk about South African food.

-He'd love to do that.

-Brilliant. Brilliant!

He got the South African five-star food chef

with one of the best five-star South African restaurants in the country.

-So...

-Oh, that's brilliant.

-..our food becomes very important.

-That's awesome.

I feel like I am with a rock star.

-We got liquor, music, dancing and food.

-That's all we need!

-What else do you need?!

-I know!

'I'll tell you what, I would not want to go up against Penn.

'He's so smart.'

You know, he's been in this business for so long.

'I'd rather go up against anyone else. Penn is too strong.'

I don't know why I'm thinking this weird, stupid thing

of somebody acting like they're the shark.

-Like a shark costume?

-Yeah, maybe we hire somebody to be a shark.

-Yeah.

-SHE CHUCKLES

I don't know. We could make a fake cage.

I don't know, but I just kept thinking in my head,

"What if somebody was the shark when they come in my experience?"

We act like you're in the cage,

and the shark is talking crap to you like,

"You better be glad you're in that cage!

"If you wasn't in that cage, I'd get you!"

It just popped in my head it would be funny

for someone to be in the cage

and someone in a shark suit is saying,

"Come on out here! Let me bite you! Ooh!"

'I guess I'm just silly as hell,

'but I want to do a good job and impress the executives.'

If you haven't stepped up or you haven't shown how strong you are,

now is the time to show that.

Trace, you should probably get a little putting green

where people can actually putt a little bit in here.

I thought some of the stuff that we were doing

was getting a little juvenile, to be honest with you.

I thought it was a little silly.

Let's all brainstorm. What am I going to do for zip line?

Why don't you just put them in a chair,

then you push them in a chair to the other side of the room?

"Whoa!"

Oh, yeah. I think it's the closest thing to it.

I wasn't, like, totally sold on it,

but nobody was posing anything that sounded better,

so I thought, "Sure, why not?"

If we can pull this off, we'll just strap them in there,

get a helmet and take them for a ride.

-I'm ready.

-Ready for the experience of your life in South Africa?!

Close your eyes! Hands up!

-You ready to zip-line?!

-SHE SQUEALS

-HE SIGHS

-'This is bad.'

OK, now Marilu is going to put you in a chair

and shove you across the room,

and you're going to end up in the fireplace.

Have a good day.

You tell me. Is that not an awesome expo?

That is brilliant.

And then she brings them here.

Aah!

-That is cool.

-Yeah.

If we lose, it would have to be the Project Manager

who got fired for approving all of that crap.

HE LAUGHS

I don't even want to watch you any more.

-LISA:

-Do we want any surfing? Not really. That's action.

Yeah.

-Well, hello!

-Hi there!

-Hi there!

-How we doing?

-How are you?

-Hey.

-Hi. Good to see you.

-It's a pleasure.

-So, what do we got?

We have a slogan called "Beyond safaris:

"an exotic world of romance under South African skies."

'We have two of the musicians from Paul Simon's Graceland tour,

'and then we'll have two Zulu dancers.'

We're going to bring the romance of South Africa.

It'll be an exotic love affair under South African skies.

It's when the boyfriend carries two Zulu lion-killing spears,

and when a lion comes out...

Huahyah!

..and the lion's dead, he's a hero,

and then right from that, they go to honeymoon.

-Oh, yeah?

-That's romance.

-I guess, in your eyes.

-Well, come on.

-What?

-Don't you feel that vision

-of harmony and love?

-Uh...

Not killing lions, no.

'Gary's off a little bit in his own world.

'I think he'd be better in the adventure end than the romance end.'

Personally, I think they got the harder of the two tasks.

It's harder to talk romance than it is to talk adventure.

-Bye, George.

-Bye.

-Thank you once again.

-Have a good time.

-Thank you!

-Hey, Tim. It's Brande.

-'Hi, Brande.'

Hey. OK, so, I need to get some prices.

-'OK.'

-OK?

So, um, what we're going to do is do three of the 8x10 vinyls.

'The 8x10s are 1,600.'

That's not even right.

'The problem is, is that the 8x10s, they got to be tiled together.'

Tell me what sizes we need to make it.

-Hello, everybody.

-Hey!

How you doing? How you been, man?

Well, I'm still here, man. I'm trying to keep going.

-Hi, honey.

-When I walked in to see Team Power,

it was a bittersweet moment for me because, obviously,

I felt like I was let go unjustly. I'm just throwing that out there.

-It's a great project. We're having a lot of fun.

-That's awesome.

We're just having a printing price issue. So if you'll excuse me...

'I walked in on a pretty chaotic moment.'

They were trying to put stuff together, stressing out a bit

about the printer not working.

We just found out we don't have enough money to do what we need to,

and we have 20 minutes to resize everything.

-Absolutely.

-Can I take you through everything?

-I would love you to.

-OK, let me give this to her. Let me get her started

and then I'm going to take you through everything.

'Brande was flying around doing her thing, which is what she's done.'

She's trying to... As a Project Manager,

it all lays on her shoulders.

First adventure you're going to come to is going to be your golfing

-adventure, which Trace is here.

-Right.

-So that's the first.

-OK.

I think there was an element of wanting to impress Bret...

Right here is the surfing adventure.

OK. So we'll have the surfing images here.

..you know, cos maybe there would be some animosity

because I stayed and he went home.

Then you come over here to the zip line adventure.

-In theory, this is going to be great!

-Yeah! When it's all done,

-I hope it works.

-Exactly.

-Shark videos here.

-Gotcha.

We actually have a cage we're going to put you into.

And then when you're done with the shark experience,

you're going to come over here to our tent experience.

There's going to be a bed,

-and someone's going to be massaging you.

-Go on.

And it's a beautiful woman.

-I need that right now.

-Yes.

-Yes, go on.

Brande and her team seemed a little discombobulated at the moment.

-Mwah.

-You have a great night.

-Thanks.

She's going to have to fight hard to stay focused,

because now is when you really got to dig deep and find it to win.

I'll see you all later. You guys have a great day.

-I'll let you get back to it.

-Thank you!

So, it is 5:10.

We need to order our posters and our prints.

Bananos.

OK, we got bananos here. Here are the bananos.

There we go.

-It's Tarzan with a

-BLEEP.

Penn and I were dealing with a graphic designer,

trying to come up with concepts,

really focused, and Gary is off being Gary.

I don't really know what he's doing.

HE IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING

Oh, look at that. Now, this is something.

You can pull the bone right out of the meat.

OK!

-Missed.

-Did you just throw a bone?

Yeah, I'm from Texas. You throw bones.

Are you from Texas or Oklahoma?

-Born in Texas. Raised in both states.

-I see.

-Proud of it.

'Working with Gary is like,

'basically, working with a three-year-old.

'Just no focus, no direction, no nothing.'

I mean, he was probably more focused on eating his chicken.

Are you doing something right now?

OK.

Gary is an inspiration and Gary's beautiful,

but it's like, "Gary, get the stuff done

-"and then

-BLEEP

-around later."

If I'm going to be judged...

Hey! Thank you.

..on how well I can keep Gary Busey in line,

then I would be fired instantly.

This is Gary Busey's one-woman show on Broadway.

South Africa brings out romance in you

without you even thinking about it or trying.

You won't be able to stop touching each other

under the lovely, romantic skies in the exotic land of South Africa.

Yay!

You know the most deadly thing in the water?

A shark fart.

-Ready, Jon?

-Let's do it.

All right, when you need us, call us.

-OK.

-OK.

Trace and I go off to buy golf supplies, a putting green,

a putter and golf balls, and Marilu and Brande stay behind

to tie up all the other loose ends and finish our creative.

We can stop. You want to get

some little clear plastic cups or something?

Well, I don't want to get them,

and she's like, "I don't want those. I want this."

You know how women are particular about stuff like teacups and crap.

We'll let them worry about that. We should be through before eight.

Brande will make us stay there till nine.

JON LAUGHS

Brande, she just gets caught up on some of the smaller things,

and time is always a major factor.

If you just focus on the little things,

you'll get caught up and you won't finish the task.

"Push."

-All right!

-How you doing, man?

-Zach.

-Jon.

I need one of those little putting greens.

This is how men shop.

'There are over a million items in this golf store.

'There's shirts and pants and balls and clubs and...'

You know. I know what I need.

-How much is that?

-That's 50. The other one's 30.

I'll take this one.

'"Do you have a putting green?" "Yes."'

"I'll take it."

Also got kind of the newer Dart putter. That's also 100 right there.

-You better get Callaways.

-Yeah.

'"Do you have a putting-type device?'

"I'll take that one.

'"Do you have balls in your establishment? Give me three.'

"Goodbye."

-Good luck, all right?

-Appreciate it.

-Have fun, man. Take care.

-OK.

'That's how you shop.'

That's for free.

We're done.

OK, so, we have five areas to make.

I think we should take this off. Let's...

-Yes, yes.

-It'll be mucha mucho better.

-Take this off.

-Take-a that off. Beautiful table.

-What are these for?

-The TVs.

That looks like a massage table.

Just don't make it look like a coffin.

-Does it look like a coffin?

-A little bit.

-SHE SIGHS

-I know!

I am feeling like a new person, I have to tell you.

'I decorated the room and made the spa happen.

'I know Penn made so many things happen.

'We together have made magic, I believe,

'and I am so excited.'

Whew!

How am I doing in the midst of the 66% cray-cray?

Cray-cray you've got going. Cray-cray.

-"Crinkly"?

-Cray-cray. Do you know what "cray-cray" means?

-It's your middle name.

-No.

-THEY LAUGH

-I love it.

What's "crick-crick" mean? Does that mean your clothes don't fit?

We are all three on the same level

of humour, surprise and events that have happened in this world

for hundreds of years,

and having a team all work together evenly,

it was happy, it was joyful and it was exciting.

OK, so, we have this if you want to use it...at all.

-We have this.

-What do we need...? For something diaphanous?

-Mm-hm. I could just...

-That's nice. You could just float around.

Maybe this is the piece of art. I just...

Maybe we've gone... Maybe we've gone to 75% crazy.

-LAUGHING:

-Maybe!

I'll just stand over here and do this the whole time!

Lisa and I had an episode. It was an important episode.

It was an episode for all the times that we wanted to yell at Gary.

That laughter was not joyous laughter. It was a laughter release.

You know what they're going to say, Lisa?

They're going to say that drums and Zulu dancing

-is not romantic.

-SHE LAUGHS

They're going to say it would be better if we had people making out.

I will not make out with Gary.

-I draw the line there!

-SHE LAUGHS

-I'm sorry.

-That's a lot of teeth to get through.

-I won't do it.

-I don't know if you could...

I think it may be impossible to French-kiss him.

It's just like there's, you know, four inches of tooth

to go by before you get into actual mouth.

I can't do it!

There's a lot of space from the beginning of the mouth

-to the actual "mouth" mouth.

-I can't do it any more!

-Isn't there? Let's find out!

-No, I won't.

OK, so, we should start setting this up.

We're going to have a table here for their tea.

So they walk in, they've got a beautiful set-up here of tea.

-Grab a pole.

-OK.

I know you've done that before. Get on the damn thing.

Whoa!

OK, here comes our stuff.

Now that we have props for the experience, I'm not nervous.

We did an awesome job today,

and I feel like tomorrow's going to go great.

That monkey looks disgusting. That monkey backing his ass up.

It's really important that I win this task more than ever,

because I haven't won any money for my charity yet.

It's my turn to win money for my charity.

Hi, tiger! Hi. Good boy!

-It's a leopard.

-Leopard.

JON LAUGHS

I think that's going to be hilarious.

We hired a comedic person to play the shark,

and we're excited that the guests

will be able to leave this experience laughing.

Your character's, like, real, like, dry, just really corny.

-SHARK:

-Argh. Come out of the cage. I'm going to eat you.

I'm c... I'm coming over there.

-I'm swimming over.

-That's kind of cool.

I'm swimming right over! I'm going to get you. I'm on my way.

-That's good, right?

-TRACE:

-Mm...

'At the end of the day,

'I just don't really know what we have.'

I don't know if it's good or if it's silly

or if it's... I don't know what we've got.

-SHARK:

-Rawr!

-TRACE:

-I've put singles out like that before where I'll think,

"OK, this could really be big or it could really be bad."

-Uh-oh.

-That's OK.

-My bad!

I'm going to be as curious as everybody else going in here

to see how this thing pans out.

We did 112 shows on Taxi, and before each show, the cast would line up,

-and we'd all say "Good show" to each other.

-Right.

This is what we'd say. Good show, good show, good show.

-Oh!

-LAUGHTER

I've been violated by Marilu!

BRANDE LAUGHS

It's the day for our presentation, and our big five are golfing...

surfing, zip lining...

Aah!

..glamping and shark-cage diving.

Let's tape it up. Tight as we can. Perfect.

SHE WHISTLES A TUNE

RATTLING

Watch this. Oh! See? Cool.

Today is the day of our expo, "Beyond safari:

"an exotic world of romance under South African skies."

-This is Mark, who's the food guy.

-Mark!

-Hi.

-Welcome!

Lisa Rinna. Thank you so much for coming.

-I'm so happy.

-Can't wait to get my mouth around the bunny chow.

Oh, don't worry about it.

-I'm not worried about a thing with you here.

-It smells so good!

Look at this bread.

Ohhh! This is brilliant, you guys. Thank you so much.

-It's going to be a great display.

-This is absolutely brilliant.

So, we have alcohol, we have spas, we have food.

This is romance right here,

when the full moon in the South African skies

becomes the heart of the birth mother of love.

-South Africa.

-Yes, South Africa.

We have Zulu dancing, we have drumming.

THEY SPEAK IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE

I believe I met you with Paul Simon.

-Yes.

-I met you with Paul then.

'We have Paul Simon's actual drummer from the Graceland album.'

It all came together, and we're talking authentic.

Like, we have South Africa in that room.

And Bakhiti can do traditional Zulu click welcome. Give them a taste.

HE SINGS IN OWN LANGUAGE

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Ahh, my brother!

-Ohh, beautiful!

-That is beautiful!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

-Welcome! How are you?

-Come on in!

Welcome to our "What's Your BIG 5?" Expo,

where You Plus South Africa Equals Adventure.

We will have 15 travel professionals

come through our experience, as well as the executives,

so we have to really, really impress them,

cos they'll be part of the judging.

-Hello! Good morning, ladies!

-Hello. Good morning.

-Oh, how are you?

-We're good. We're good.

Welcome, welcome. Would you like some rooibos tea?

-Yes, please.

-Absolutely!

-Here we are, my dear.

The executives from South Africa Tourism came in,

and we offered them the South African tea,

and they really loved that.

The smell and the taste is of home.

Yes.

And let me give you a pamphlet here and show you what we did.

It's each and every one of our experiences

that we have here, and it tells you a little about each one.

Oh, my God. That is amazing.

And then, on the back here, we have a QR code,

where it will take you right to the website.

-This is so good.

-Great.

-This is lovely.

The hand-out was very, very well done.

It's going to give us definitely bonus points.

Are you familiar with this golf course?

-Our famous golf course!

-I play golf, and, I mean,

just the thought of having to take a helicopter up

to hit a tee shot is just incredible.

395 yards, which is the longest par-3 in the world.

I'm going to have to go do that.

-Hole in one.

-Go ahead.

-We'll give you extra points if you make it.

-Ohh!

The executives had a great time.

Wait, wait, wait! You got to close your eyes.

-Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

-Ready?

Whoo!

Quite exciting!

With the experiences we had and the room that we had,

we made the best possible use of that space

that we could have.

Ohh! She... She's got the adrenaline pumping.

Let me take that for you. You're going to need a glass of wine after that. Yes.

-That is quite exciting, I must say.

-Hello, George.

-Hey, Trace. How's my man?

-How are you, sir?

-I'm doing good.

-All right.

-How are you doing, man?

-I'm doing well, Bret.

-Good to see you. Good to see you, man.

-Look at this girl.

-Hello! I'm here to take you on your zip-line experience.

-OK.

-OK, would you like

-to wear a helmet?

-Sure.

OK. You're going to get the full

zip-lining experience. First of all, George

has a real twinkle about him.

He was having so much fun, and I strapped him in,

and I gave him a great ride.

Whee!

Whoo!

-Hey, George!

-That's great.

-Watch out for the shark!

-And that Bret Michaels -

I just adore him.

Whee! Whoo!

Whoo! You know, here I had

a rock star with his - you know, tied to a chair.

It was a lot of fun. I have a rock star tied up.

-How cool is that?

-You know, this adventure is one

of the most thrilling and exciting adventures

in South Africa - cage diving with the sharks.

-Awesome.

-So this is part of your

experience in the cage, and the shark is just swimming along...

-Let's go. Come on.

-Ohh!

-That guy's ferocious!

-In music, you want

to give people memories. You want them to identify

-your song with a time of life.

-Whoa!

-It's a doggone shark!

-Come out of the cage.

So that's what we want to do. We want to give these people a memory.

So they got a memory from today. So that's how

-a Great White...

-Wow.

-That's part

of the experience, and our shark is extremely scary.

It is very scary.

Fantastic. Just seeing the executives

and the travel professionals

smile and have a good time, it doesn't mean that

they're going to like ours better, but what I do know

-is that they enjoyed themselves.

-It's a lot to see.

-Yeah.

-Thank you, Brande.

That's good. Really, really.

Mwah. Mwah.

Hi.

This is the food we have.

South African food.

What do you got here?

We have boerewors, and we have Durban

bunny chow. You can have vegetable,

lamb, oxtail, or chicken.

-Help yourself.

-We have the Zulu dancers.

It is the day of our interactive travel expo

for South Africa, and we're going to be judged on

creativity, overall experience, and critiqued by

-the South African executives and travel experts.

-The first time

I heard about bunny chow was from y'all, and now I'm serving it.

I think that coming to our little shindig here, I think, is almost as good

as going to South Africa, and I hope that the Zulu dancers

and the great food

are just enough to make it wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

The idea of romance

in the US tends to be candlelight and two

people, and that's beautiful,

but the idea in South Africa is a little more

sharing of the world, sharing the culture,

sharing the nature, and sharing

the experience of life. We've tried to cover -

and we hope we've done it -

all of your senses here.

We have a masseuse over here. Be able to get a massage

out in the bush.

We have wonderful food here, including my new favourite food,

which is bunny chow, and you've got to try

some bunny chow. It is a loaf of bread

hollowed out with then some sort of curry

in it. Of course the wines, which Lisa knows a little bit about.

We have some liqueurs here. Grab handfuls of food, grab

wine, grab whatever you want.

-Welcome!

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much. How are you doing?

-Hello. Welcome to our romantic,

-beautiful South Africa.

-So beautiful.

-What would you like?

-I have Amarula.

-Amarula? I'll have an Amarula. Are you going to have the same?

-Yes.

-Would you like an Amarula, also?

-Please.

-I have to say, I feel really

good about what we created.

-We've covered all of the senses.

-When you don't know

the romance that lives in everything

of South Africa - the nature, the culture,

the shared experiences - When you don't know that,

you're a virgin to that, and when you go

experience it... Wow! You can't believe what you're

feeling and seeing and breathing and tasting and hearing

and feeling. It's...

Every one of your senses

feels the romance from South Africa. When you feel that,

you're home free.

I feel very good

because... Guess what. I have nothing but romance

-in me now.

-I've been to South Africa

a couple times, uh, so I'm not a virgin...

to South Africa.

-You're what?

-I said I've been to South Africa

a few times, so I'm not a virgin

-to South Africa, so...

-I'm not talking

about South Africa. I'm talking about

the "whoo" sense of romance. OK, so, I'll say, "I love...

"Whoo," which means romance.

You're bad. Ah, but you love it, don't you? Cos I'm telling you

the truth. Romance in South Africa

is not about kissing.

It's about sharing the nature and the culture

and the environment, an experience that will

forever be in your memory. Isn't that great?

And that's the truth.

Could you kick it for us?

MAN TRILLING

Oh! Oh! Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa!

TRILLING

Ho, ho, ho!

-Ha-ha ha!

-It means a lot to me

to be in the game. I brought world-class

South African food, world-class Zulu dancers,

world-class musicians. These are people who've played

stadiums for 50,000 people,

and they're in a room for 15.

I mean, if you want to talk about using multiple

atomic bombs on a mosquito - I mean, it was like seeing

-The Stones with 15 people.

-What?

-We never had Zulus

-with blond hair!

-All right,

we're going to do it now.

Go, Bret! Go!

SINGERS VOCALIZING

Go!

Go. You go. You go.

RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

Oh, ho ho!

Tell you one thing. The people in our room

had a blast. And they got a real taste of a

little tiny bit of South Africa. I don't know if we won,

-but we had a good time.

-Hey!

-Ta-da.

-Ba-ba, ba-ba,

-ba-ba-da-da-da...

-At my age, how come I kick higher?

-It's unbeliev...

-I was just - I didn't want to show off. I didn't want to show you up.

-Oh, OK.

Thank you so much for presenting our country in this manner.

I want to confess - one of our Zulu dancers

is from Brooklyn.

Sorry to say. Everybody else -

-South Africa.

-It's Zulu dancing,

-but everybody can do it.

-Can do it, yes.

-Awesome.

-Thanks so much for teaching me

-all about that.

-Thank you. Absolute pleasure. Thank you.

-All right.

-Let's go.

-Let's go down to O'Malley's and get a drink.

-Hello, Brande.

-Hello, Mr Trump.

-How did you do?

-Well, I feel that we did

an excellent job. I'm very proud

of my team. I feel that I have

a strong team. And I have

-no complaints.

-Good.

So, do you think you won?

I certainly hope we won, and I know that I don't think,

personally, we could have done any better

-with what we had.

-I think

that we did a great job, and I'm proud of what we did,

-and I hope that we won.

-OK. Do you think

you had an advantage because you have four people,

-they have three?

-For me, I loved

having the extra person, so I feel it was

an advantage for me, but sometimes people work better

in smaller groups.

OK. So, what do you think, Trace?

How'd she do?

She did pretty good.

This was... This was challenging, I thought.

-Why? Tough?

-It seemed like

it turned out to be tougher than we anticipated.

That's not a good sign. Brande, that's not a good sign,

-do you think, for your team?

-Um, no, it was a beast

-of a task to take on.

-Why is that?

You're promoting South Africa. That shouldn't be tough.

Sure. There were a lot of elements to it, and creating five different

interactive adventures in a small room

is a tough task to take on.

-What were your five?

-We had golfing, surfing,

zip-lining, luxury camping,

-and a shark-tank experience.

-What about golf?

I play golf. What did you do

about the golf aspect?

-How did you do it?

-As a golfer,

you should see - There's this hole

on this course up there that - It's the longest par 3

in the world. It's 395 yards.

-Eeh.

-You tee off from

a 1,300-foot-high elevation. The tee box is 1,300 feet up. As a golfer, now this

-is on my bucket list.

-So you are a golfer?

-Yeah.

-I didn't know that. You know, I never knew that about you.

-What's your handicap?

-I call it a 16.

-Most days it's a little better.

-That's good. OK, that's fine.

-I cheat a little bit.

That's all right. Did you find

the word "adventure" as opposed to "romance"

-good or negative?

-No, well, that's what we were tasked with. We were tasked

-with "adventure," so...

-Well, no, you wanted it. That's what your team wanted.

-Yeah, we wanted it.

-Yeah. You wanted it, you won.

-Yeah.

-They wanted it, too, but they didn't get it.

-Yeah.

-I like romance better.

I'm a romantic. I...

"Adventure" is a very big... you know, it has a lot of

different moving parts to it, and romance is more intimate.

What did you think, Lil Jon? Did you like romance,

-or did you like adventure?

-I liked adventure

because I like energy. I like fun stuff and, you know,

-something energetic.

-OK. So, tell me.

-Did you like doing it, Lil Jon?

-Uh, I mean, South Africa,

I really like the country. The people are very nice.

-It's true.

-I had a really good time there when I went

-a couple of weeks ago.

-Did you sell it well?

-I hope I did.

-I think I did.

-The whole team, I mean.

Yeah. When I say "you," I'm talking about the whole team. Did you sell it well?

I think we did a good job. We created an experience that everybody

that came through our experience is going to remember.

All right, good. So, do you find Brande

to be a leader?

I think Brande's good.

I try to always... Since I've been with her

since the first task - we're the only two left

-on Power... I know her better than everybody here, and I...

-It's true. It's true.

I always try to get her to relax and stop being stressed and stop worrying.

-Is she a leader or just a stressed-out bitch?

-Oh!

-LAUGHTER

-God.

-I'm kidding.

-You're so funny.

OK.

-Anyway...do you worry about things?

-I do

cos I want things to be somewhat perfect,

I guess, or as good as they

-possibly can be, so...

-OK. Are you proud of the fact that you've done

-so well this season?

-Very proud.

-Very good. You've done well. Everyone's done well.

-Thank you.

-So, Bret, you may have

a couple of questions. George, you may have a couple of questions.

Sure. Yes.

OK. Bret, go ahead.

First of all, big question. I thought you guys did a really great job. I know one of your

biggest assets is you are a "sweat the details" person. I know from working with you

the first time. Do you feel

sweating the details may lose a little focus

-on the overall project?

-Um, I hope not

because, for me, a lot of the great things

are in the details, like serving the rooibos tea

when people walk in

to make them feel welcome and serving wine when they go

and get massaged. Also, like, the thing

with the hand-out, I had to have

a hand-out. I want somebody

to leave with something. I never want someone to leave

a party empty-handed. So, for me, things like that are super-important.

-Absolutely.

-So I hope it doesn't hurt me in the long run.

-I hope it helps me.

-Got you. OK.

-Whose idea was the hand-out?

-Um, it was my idea

to come up with a hand-out. It's important to me

-to have a hand-out.

-They liked it.

-But Marilu...

-And I said, "That logo so lends itself to a hand-out.

-"If you do it like this..."