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ALL: # I'll be your sweetheart

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# If you will be mine

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# All my life

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# I'll be your Valentine

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# Bluebells I've gathered

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# Take them and be true

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# When I'm a man, my plan

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# Will be to marry you. #

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CHEERING

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BAND PLAYS FANFARE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHEERING

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Once again...

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good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

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-AUDIENCE:

-Good evening!

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Lovely!

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Heterogeneity...

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Ooh!

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-..histrionically...

-Ooh!

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-..homogenised for your...

-Ooh!

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-..uninhibited hilarity...

-CHEERING

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..enhanced in harmonious exhilaration...

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-Ooh!

-..by that exemplary octet,

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the Players Theatre!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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My turn!

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# Strolling round the town Rolling up and down

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# Tasting every kind of plate Having a fine old time of late

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# Talk with all the boys And then very soon

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# We're all, we're all bibbety-babbety-boo

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# So come with me down Regent Street

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# Yes, come with me down Regent Street

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# No more strolling down the Strand

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# Strolling down the Strand isn't half so grand

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# So come with me down Regent Street

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# And everyone we'll please

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# We're all right and you're all right

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# And you're all right and you're away

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# When you're off down Regent Street

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# We're all right and you're all right

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# And you're all right and you're away

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# When you're off down Regent Street. #

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# We'll have oysters and wine at 2am

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# 2am, 2am

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# Oysters and wine at 2am

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# Oysters and wine at two

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# Oysters and wine at 2am

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# 2am, 2am

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# Oysters and wine at 2am

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# Oysters and wine at two. #

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# When you're living down in Poverty Street

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# Nobody knocks at your door

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# When you're living down in Poverty Street

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# Folks all know you're poor

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# But when your bit of silver turns into gold

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# It drives away all care

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# And then you'll find that everybody's knocking at your door

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# When you're living in Golden Square

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# When you're living in Golden Square. #

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# Let's all go down the Strand Let's all go down the Strand

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# I'll be leader, you can march behind

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# Come with me and see what we can find

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# Let's all go down the Strand

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# Oh, what a happy band

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# That's the place for fun and noise

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# All among the girls and boys

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# So let's all go down the Strand

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# Let's all go down the Strand Let's all go down the Strand

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# I'll be leader, you can march behind

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# Come with me and see what we can find

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# Let's all go down the Strand

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# Oh, what a happy band

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# That's the place for fun and noise

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# All amongst the girls and boys

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# So let's all go down the Strand

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# Let's all go down the Strand! #

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CHEERING

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Advertising a vintage votive offering...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-..of invigorating effervescence...

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CHEERING

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Bubbles!

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..Miss Josephine Gordon and Mr Michael Darbyshire!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Some like seltzer mixed with sherry

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Others nothing but Mosel

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Some on bitter beer get merry

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All those things are very well

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Some drink anything that's handy

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Wine, ale, spirits or all three

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They may keep their beer and brandy

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Clicquot is the drink for me.

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DRUM ROLL

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Yes, Clicquot is the drink for me.

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LAUGHTER

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(In the glass!)

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Pop goes the cork, and as the bright,

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golden nectar sparkles in the glass...

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..I sing.

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the stuff to make you jolly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Soon we'll banish melancholy

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Drinking other wine is folly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the drink for me

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At the picnic, though the custard gets mixed up with pigeon pie

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Though the tarts...

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be full of mustard

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"Is the wine all right?" I cry

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Cli... HE HICCUPS

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..cquot quickly makes you jolly

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Lovely eyes then brighter grow

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Who could then be melancholy?

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Fascinating, gay Clicquot

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Yes, and what a splendid opportunity to pop the question

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Amidst the popping of the corks

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And if you can't think what to say

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Just whisper in her ear.

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Pop goes the cork!

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And as the bright, golden nectar sparkles in the glass...

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-..I sing.

-Cheek!

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the stuff to make you jolly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Soon we'll banish melancholy

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Drinking other wine is folly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot SHE BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY

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# That's the drink for me!

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Here, hang on. Hold that, dear!

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Silly me!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Pop goes the cork, and as the bright,

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golden nectar sparkles in the glass...

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..I sing.

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the stuff to make you jolly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Soon we'll banish melancholy

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Drinking other wine is folly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the drink for me

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At the ball, your gay beloved dances all around the floor

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Shows her knees with skirts above and the fellas ask for more

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All they really want is... Phew!

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Clicquot is the... Cl...Cl...

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Clicquot is the drink for me!

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Pop goes the cork...

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HE IMITATES HER: And as the light, golden nectar sparkles in the glass,

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I sing! SHE SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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-# That's the stuff to make you jolly

-Oh!

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Soon we'll banish melancholy

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# Drinking other wine is folly

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# Clicquot, Clicquot

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# That's the drink for me. #

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When, er... Oh.

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SHE SHRIEKS

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-Dithyrambic...

-Ooh!

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..in deliquescent dynamism, admirably adorable,

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your own, your very, very own

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Miss Sheila Mathews!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Let the great big world keep on turning round

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# Now I've found someone like you

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# With someone like you

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# A pal so good and true

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# I'd like to leave it all behind

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# And go and find

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# A place that's known

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# To God alone

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AUDIENCE JOINS IN # Just a spot to call our own

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# We'll find perfect peace

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# Where joys never cease

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# Out there beneath a kindly sky

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# We'll build a sweet little nest

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# Somewhere in the west

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# And let the rest of the world go by. #

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# As the golden sun sinks in the hills

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# And the toil of the long day is o'er

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# Though the road may be long

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# In the lilt of a song

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# I forget I was weary before

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# Far ahead, where the blue shadows fall

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# I shall come to contentment and rest

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# And the toils of the day

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# Will be all charmed away

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# In my little grey home in the west. #

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# Let the great big world keep turning

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# Never mind if I've got you

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# For I only know that I love you so

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# And that no-one else will do

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# You have simply set me yearning

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# And for ever I'll be true

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# Let the great big world keep on turning round

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# Now I've found someone like you

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# Let the great big world keep turning

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# Never mind if I've got you

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# For I only know that I love you so

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# And that no-one else will do

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# You have simply set me yearning

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# And forever I'll be true

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# Let the great big world keep on turning round

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# Now I've found someone like you

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# Let the great big world keep on turning round

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# Now I've found

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# ..someone...

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# ..like you! #

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CHEERING

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With his assiduously auxiliary acolytes...

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Ooh!

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Helpers!

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..archetypal exponent of asymmetrical, anarchic...

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Ooh!

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..asininity...

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No offence.

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..none other than

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Mr Denny Willis!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Four!

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Oh-ho!

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# Sweet and low

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# LOOOOW!

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# Sweet and low

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# LOOOOOOOW!

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# Wind of the western sea

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# Blow, blow... #

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All together, King's Singers.

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# Blow him again to me

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HE VOCALISES

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# Sleep, my pretty one Sleep, my pretty one

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# Sleep. #

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DRUM CRASH

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APPLAUSE

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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The Fox Has Left His Lair.

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# The fox, the fox

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# The fox

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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-# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

-# His hunting horn

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# Limping, limping

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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-Ho!

-# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha

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# Silly Billy

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# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

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# Limping, limping

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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-Ah-ha-ha!

-# The children coming home from school

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# Barmy, barmy

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha

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# Silly Billy

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# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

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# Limping, limping

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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# Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey

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# Fiery, fiery

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# The children coming home from school

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# Barmy, barmy

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

-# Silly Billy

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# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

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It's all right for you. You sit there...

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-# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

-Ha-ha-ha

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally ho

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-Ha-oh

-# All for the Lady Gwendoline

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# She's charming, she's charming

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# Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey

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# Fiery, fiery

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# The children coming home from school

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# Barmy, barmy

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha

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# Silly Billy

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# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

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# Limping, limping

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho

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-# Sir Geoffrey said, "Egad!"

-Aargh! "I will woo her, woo her"

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-# All for the Lady Gwendoline

-Oh! Oh!

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# She's charming, she's charming

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-# Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey

-Ah-ha!

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# Fiery, fiery

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# The children coming home from school

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# Barmy, barmy

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha

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# Silly Billy

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# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg

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# Limping, limping

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# The hunting huntsman blows his horn

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# The green horn, the green horn

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# The fox, the fox has left his lair

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# The red fox, the red fox

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!

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# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho. #

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MUSIC SPEEDS UP

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CHEERING

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Can't ask for more!

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Sadists!

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From the Philippines via Switzerland,

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egregious expertise...

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Ooh!

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..in equilibristic eq...

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Ooh!

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-..equipoise...

-Ooh!

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Balancing!

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..Mr Frankie Ferrer!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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A votre sante and...cheers!

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APPLAUSE

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Fore!

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DRUM ROLL

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APPLAUSE

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CHEERING

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-Velutinous...

-Ooh!

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That's "velvety".

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..voluptuousness in palpably plenitudinous...

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Ooh!

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..superstructural sinuosities...

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LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

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..Miss Wilma Reading!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Oh, they say some people long ago

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# Were searching for a different tune

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# One that they could croon

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# As only they can

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# They only had the rhythm, so

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# They started swaying to and fro

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# They didn't know just what to use

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# This is how the blues

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# Really began

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# They heard the trees in the breeze

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# Singing weird melodies

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# And they made that

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# The start of the blues

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# And from a jail

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# Came a wail

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# Of a down-hearted frail

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# And they made that

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# As a part of the blues

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# From a whippoorwill

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# Way high on a hill

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# They took a new note

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# Oh, they pushed it through a horn

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# Until it was born

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# Into a blue note

0:27:000:27:02

# And there they nursed it

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# Rehearsed it

0:27:080:27:10

# And they gave out the news

0:27:100:27:14

# That the Southland

0:27:140:27:18

# Gave birth to the blues, oh!

0:27:180:27:21

# Hey!

0:27:220:27:23

# And they made that, baby

0:27:320:27:35

# The start of the blues

0:27:360:27:38

# And they made that, baby

0:27:500:27:54

# As a part of the blues

0:27:540:27:56

# From a whippoorwill

0:27:590:28:01

# Way high on a hill

0:28:010:28:03

# They took a new note

0:28:030:28:05

# Oh, they pushed it through a horn

0:28:080:28:10

# Until it was born

0:28:100:28:13

# Into a blue note

0:28:130:28:16

# And then they nursed it

0:28:160:28:20

# Oh, rehearsed it

0:28:200:28:22

# And they gave out the news

0:28:220:28:27

# That the Southland

0:28:270:28:29

# Gave birth to the blues

0:28:300:28:34

# To the blues

0:28:340:28:35

# Oh, they nursed it Rehearsed it

0:28:350:28:38

# And gave out the news

0:28:380:28:40

# How the Southland

0:28:400:28:43

# Gave birth to the blues!

0:28:430:28:50

# Ah, yeah, come on Blues! #

0:28:510:28:54

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:540:28:56

Hey!

0:29:020:29:04

# I'm sitting on top of the world

0:29:100:29:14

# I'm rolling along

0:29:150:29:17

# I'm rolling along

0:29:180:29:21

# I'm singing my blues to the world

0:29:220:29:27

# I'm singing my song

0:29:270:29:30

# Just singing my song

0:29:300:29:32

# Glory, hallelujah, I just phoned the parson

0:29:320:29:36

# "Hey, Par', get ready to call"

0:29:360:29:40

# Oh, just like Humpty Dumpty

0:29:400:29:42

# Whoo, I started to fall

0:29:420:29:45

# I'm sitting on top of the world

0:29:450:29:49

# I'm singing my song

0:29:500:29:52

# I'm singing my song. #

0:29:530:29:57

SHE SIGHS HAPPILY

0:29:570:29:59

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:30:020:30:04

# You made me love you

0:30:070:30:10

AUDIENCE LAUGH

0:30:100:30:11

# I didn't wanna do it... #

0:30:110:30:13

Come a little closer!

0:30:130:30:14

# I didn't wanna do... #

0:30:140:30:16

Whoo! SHE LAUGHS

0:30:160:30:18

# I want your love so true

0:30:180:30:22

# Yes, I do, yes, I do... #

0:30:220:30:24

You KNOW I do! SHE LAUGHS

0:30:240:30:27

Whoo!

0:30:270:30:28

# Ah, give me, give me... #

0:30:280:30:31

Well, come on!

0:30:310:30:32

# ..what I sigh for... #

0:30:340:30:36

You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

0:30:360:30:38

# You got the kind of kisses that I'd die for

0:30:380:30:43

# You know you made me...

0:30:430:30:48

# ..love you... #

0:30:480:30:50

Well, kiss my hand. SHE LAUGHS

0:30:500:30:53

Come on, we got a sing-song. You get it. Come on!

0:30:530:30:56

A-one, a-two, a-three. # Hey

0:30:560:30:58

AUDIENCE JOINS IN # You made me love you

0:30:580:31:02

# I didn't want to do it... #

0:31:020:31:05

Oh, yes, I did!

0:31:050:31:06

# You made me want you

0:31:070:31:12

# And all the time you knew it

0:31:120:31:14

# I guess you always knew it

0:31:140:31:17

-# You made me happy...

-Oh, hello!

0:31:170:31:20

# ..sometimes

0:31:200:31:21

# You made me sad

0:31:210:31:24

# But there were times, dear

0:31:260:31:30

# You made me feel so sad

0:31:300:31:34

# You made me sad, boy... #

0:31:350:31:38

-Oh, Leonard!

-# I didn't wanna tell you

0:31:380:31:41

# I didn't wanna tell you

0:31:410:31:44

# I want your love so true

0:31:440:31:48

# Yes, I do, yes, I do You know I do!

0:31:480:31:52

# Oh! Give me, give me what I sigh for

0:31:520:31:57

# You know you got the kind of kisses that I'd die for

0:31:570:32:02

# You know you made Whoa!

0:32:020:32:07

# You know you made me Oh!

0:32:070:32:11

# You know you made me

0:32:110:32:14

# ..love you! Oh! #

0:32:140:32:18

Hey, bye-bye. Shoo-bi-doo! Bye-bye!

0:32:180:32:22

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:220:32:24

Oh!

0:32:410:32:43

-There's an artist I...

-LAUGHTER

0:32:430:32:45

There's an artist I really call outstanding!

0:32:460:32:49

Nearly had me off my podium!

0:32:510:32:53

Abrasively...

0:32:550:32:57

co-ordinating cockney cajoleries...

0:32:570:33:00

-Ooh!

-..the one and only

0:33:000:33:02

Mr Mike Reid!

0:33:020:33:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:050:33:07

# List' to me

0:33:120:33:13

# While I tell ya

0:33:130:33:15

# Of the Spaniard that blighted my life

0:33:150:33:18

# List' to me

0:33:190:33:22

# And I'll tell ya

0:33:220:33:23

# Of the man who stole my future wife

0:33:230:33:26

# 'Twas at the bullfight where we met him

0:33:260:33:29

# And I was watching his daring display

0:33:290:33:32

# And when I went outside for some nuts and a programme

0:33:320:33:36

# The dirty dog stole her away!

0:33:360:33:38

# Oh, yes, oh, yes

0:33:380:33:42

# And I swore I would have my revenge

0:33:420:33:46

# When I catch Alfonso the Spanish toreador

0:33:460:33:52

# With one mighty swipe I will dislocate his Spanish jaw

0:33:530:33:58

# I'll fight this bullfighter, I will

0:33:590:34:03

# When I catch the blighter, the bounder I'll kill

0:34:030:34:05

# He will die, he will die

0:34:050:34:08

# He will die, tiddly-i-ti-ti ti-ti-ti ti-ti

0:34:080:34:12

# He will die, he will die

0:34:120:34:15

# I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion

0:34:150:34:18

# If I catch him bending tonight

0:34:180:34:20

# Oh, yes!

0:34:200:34:22

# Now, when I catch Spagoni

0:34:270:34:31

# He'll wish that he'd never been born

0:34:310:34:33

# And for this special reason

0:34:350:34:38

# My stiletto I've got out of pawn

0:34:380:34:41

# Now, it cost me five shillings to get it

0:34:410:34:45

# And the expense has caused me much pain

0:34:450:34:48

# But the pawnbroker promised when I've killed Spagoni

0:34:480:34:52

# He'll take it in pawn once again

0:34:520:34:54

# Oh, no, oh, no

0:34:540:34:58

# But tonight there will be dirty work

0:34:580:35:03

# When I catch Alfonso the Spanish toreador

0:35:030:35:08

# With one mighty swipe I will dislocate his Spanish jaw

0:35:100:35:15

# I'll fight this bullfighter, I will

0:35:170:35:20

# When I get the bounder, the blighter I'll kill

0:35:200:35:23

# He will die, he will die

0:35:230:35:26

# He will die, tiddly-i-ti-ti ti-ti-ti ti-ti

0:35:260:35:29

# He will die, he will die

0:35:290:35:32

# Cos I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion

0:35:320:35:36

# When I catch him tonight

0:35:360:35:38

# Ole! #

0:35:380:35:40

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:400:35:42

No!

0:35:420:35:44

Don't ever let it be said that I tell Irish gags, because I do not.

0:35:490:35:53

DISBELIEVING LAUGHTER

0:35:530:35:54

The Irish are not thick, they're unlucky.

0:35:540:35:57

Do you realise, in 1704, the Irish invented the toilet seat

0:35:570:36:02

and, in 1705, the English put a hole in it?

0:36:020:36:05

Unlucky!

0:36:050:36:06

No, it's all aggravation nowadays. I don't know.

0:36:100:36:13

I used to like the papers. I don't have them any more now.

0:36:130:36:15

The only thing I used to like reading was the obituary column.

0:36:150:36:18

Always amazes me how people die in alphabetical order.

0:36:180:36:22

My old grandad, you know, my old grandad was in the Army.

0:36:280:36:32

Do you know, he had over 300 German heads to his credit.

0:36:320:36:35

And he had his own little way of doing it.

0:36:350:36:37

He'd get the rifle on top of the trench with

0:36:370:36:39

the telescopic sights, and he used to go, "Oi, Fritz!"

0:36:390:36:43

"Ja?"

0:36:430:36:44

Ping!

0:36:440:36:46

The German general come along, he said,

0:36:460:36:48

"Vot is ze matter with you idiots?

0:36:480:36:50

"Zis Englischer is shouting out, 'Hoi, Fritz.'

0:36:500:36:53

"You, like a doughnut, stick your head up...

0:36:530:36:56

"and getting the ping in the here!

0:36:560:36:57

"Vy don't you do ze same as him? Call out, 'Hi, Tommy.'

0:36:570:37:00

"Ven he sticks his head up, you ping him!"

0:37:000:37:03

"Ja, mein General, I try zis.

0:37:030:37:05

"Hello, Tommy!"

0:37:050:37:07

"Is that you, Fritz?"

0:37:070:37:08

"Ja!"

0:37:080:37:09

Ping!

0:37:090:37:11

APPLAUSE

0:37:110:37:14

Thank you.

0:37:140:37:16

My brain. My brain.

0:37:160:37:18

Do you know, ladies and gentlemen, many, many times,

0:37:180:37:21

when I go in clubs and places like that,

0:37:210:37:23

I'm always talking about my old missus, you know,

0:37:230:37:25

always having a little pop at her, but I tell you something.

0:37:250:37:28

I really love that old girl of mine, I do.

0:37:280:37:30

And if I may, just tonight,

0:37:300:37:32

I'd like to tell you how much I think about her.

0:37:320:37:34

Maestro? BAND STRIKES UP

0:37:340:37:36

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:37:360:37:38

You know, I've got a pal

0:37:430:37:45

A regular out-and-outer

0:37:450:37:48

And she's a dear, good old girl

0:37:480:37:50

And I'll tell you all about her

0:37:500:37:53

You know, it's many years since first we met

0:37:530:37:57

And her hair was then as black as jet

0:37:570:38:00

It's whiter now, but she don't fret

0:38:000:38:03

Not my old girl.

0:38:040:38:06

# We've been together now

0:38:090:38:13

# For 40 years

0:38:130:38:15

# And it don't seem a day too much

0:38:170:38:21

# Cos there ain't a lady living in the land

0:38:220:38:28

# That I'd swap for my dear old dutch

0:38:300:38:34

# There ain't a lady living in the land

0:38:350:38:41

# As I'd swap for my dear old dutch... #

0:38:420:38:46

You know, I calls her Sal

0:38:520:38:55

But her proper name is Sarah

0:38:560:38:59

And you may find a girl, well, as you consider fairer

0:38:590:39:04

I tell you what, she ain't an angel

0:39:040:39:07

Gawd, she could start a-jawin' till it makes you smart

0:39:070:39:12

Well, she's just a woman

0:39:120:39:14

That's all right

0:39:140:39:16

That's my old girl.

0:39:170:39:19

# We've been together now

0:39:210:39:24

# For 40 years

0:39:250:39:27

# And it don't seem a day too much

0:39:290:39:33

# Cos there ain't a lady living in the land

0:39:340:39:40

# That I'd swap for my dear, my dear old dutch

0:39:410:39:45

# There ain't a lady living in the land

0:39:470:39:53

# That I'd swap for my dear old dutch. #

0:39:530:40:03

Good night.

0:40:050:40:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:070:40:09

There's just time to ask Mr Mike Reid to lead the company

0:40:180:40:20

and yourselves in the last chorus for the night,

0:40:200:40:23

Down At The Old Bull And Bush.

0:40:230:40:24

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Mike Reid, the entire company,

0:40:240:40:27

Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and indefatigable orchestra...

0:40:270:40:30

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:300:40:33

..but this time, chiefly...

0:40:330:40:36

-ALL:

-..yourselves!

0:40:360:40:39

ALL: # Come, come, come and make eyes at me

0:40:430:40:46

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush

0:40:460:40:48

# Da-da da-da-da

0:40:480:40:50

# Come, come, drink some port wine with me

0:40:500:40:53

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush

0:40:530:40:57

# Hear the little German band Da da-da da-da-da-da

0:40:570:41:01

# Just let me hold your hand, dear

0:41:010:41:04

# Do, do, come and have a drink or two

0:41:040:41:08

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush

0:41:080:41:11

# Bush, Bush! #

0:41:110:41:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:130:41:17

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

0:41:190:41:22

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