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FOOTSTEPS | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
This is a...a poem. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
It was...I found it in the library. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:37 | |
It's for my son. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
"To A Child Dancing In The Wind. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
"Dance there upon the shore | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
"What need have you to care for wind or waters roar | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
"Tumble out your hair | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
"That the salt drops of wet | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
"What need have you to dread | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
"The monsters crying on the wind?" | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Excuse me. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Excuse me, excuse me. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Excuse me. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
James? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
James? James! James! Come here. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Stay close, OK? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Give me your hand, tight. Hold it tight. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Sorry, sorry. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-Sorry. -Where are they? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Frank, you look after yourself, all right? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Angela, this way. Sorry. Excuse me. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
There she goes, boys. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Look at that, isn't that fantastic? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-Rob! -Mum, there you are. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
I thought I was going to miss it. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-Where's Grandpa? -I don't know. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Pappy won't be coming, he's not here. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Come on, Frank! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
You're missing it, Frank. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-You coming out? -I'll be out in a minute, Danny. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-How can they let someone else build our Navy's ships? -The way it is. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
And you? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
How can they let YOU go? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
You want this? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
No, thanks. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
All right, Gus? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You all right? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
HISSING BANG | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Joan Redmond? -Yeah, sorry. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
-Sorry. -Right. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
As I was saying, driving a bus is exactly the same as driving a car | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
except for the 50 or so back-seat drivers sitting behind you. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Rob brought the boys for your last day. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
They were looking for you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Gus Fuller lost his hand today. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
What? How? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
One of the presses. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Will he get more money? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
I watched him do it. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
That's you tidy. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
See you soon, love. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-Hello? -Hey. -JSA, Pensions or Disability? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
I'm looking for a job. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-First time? -Yeah. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
You'll need to speak to someone. Let's see who's free. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
-Angela. -All right? -You OK? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Look, Frank, you don't have to fill it in here. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
You can do it at home. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
HE PANTS | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Won't be the same at work without Frank. -You got the boot as well, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-dozy pillock. -He might have a heart attack. That happens, doesn't it? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Work Monday, redundant Tuesday, heart attack Wednesday. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Well, Frank'll be all right then, today's Thursday. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
What in the name of total insanity are you wearing? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Oh, I had nae clean ones. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-Tell me they're not your mother's. -Don't be daft, they're Big Janine's. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
-Left them in the pub again on Friday. -Don't let Frank catch you. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-I knew they'd come in handy. -For what? -What if I get run over? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:14 | |
Frank won't be coming swimming. I'm glad I got out when I did. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
-It's nasty. -Frank could have stayed on, like me. The men respect him. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
He just had to let them upstairs think they were running the job. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
The man's too pig-headed for his own good. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
-Frank, I didn't mean... -Leave it. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
See you in the pool, then. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-SIREN HOOTS -Frank? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Frank! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-Frank? -Excuse me. Frank! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Frank! Where are you going? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-HE GASPS -Frank. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Hey, man. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-Get an ambulance, get an ambulance. -Please, no! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
-You're all right, lad. You're all right. -Get out of my way! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
It's OK, he's OK. Dad's fine. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-It was a panic attack, that's what the doctor said. -What? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
A panic attack. Don't mention it when he comes out. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Let's go. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-Eddie rang me. -He's got a big mouth. -He was worried. -I slipped, OK? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
-Can I get money for can of Coke? -You collapsed. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-Mum says you had a panic attack. -I slipped and fell, that happens. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-What you asking me for? -Have you got money for a can of Coke? -No. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
-I don't, have you got your purse? -No. -Ask your dad for money. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
-How do I get out of here? -Down there? -Where? Right, left, where? -That way! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
-I'll find it. -I'm sorry. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Come on, boys, let's go. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
What's the matter with you? You could have said hello. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
You should not have told him. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Hands. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
-Is Pappy all right? -Of course he is. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Do you like Pappy? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Pappy and I are just different. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Pappy doesn't like you. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Look who it is. Frank's little girl. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Are our fish suppers ready yet, Chinaman? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh, God love us, he's a real chatterbox tonight, isn't he? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
Tell you what, I've changed my mind. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I fancy a curry. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
See you Tuesday. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Just a bag of chips, please, Chan. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Heard about your dad. I'm sorry. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
OK, Chan? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Frank, all right? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Good book? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
It's for my wife. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
It's about cooking. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
What are you looking for? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Don't know. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
But whatever it is, it's not in here. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-He doesn't know what to do. -More than I can say for you, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
driving a bus. Have you told him? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
No. Don't want to give him more to worry about. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
He's gonna find out sooner or later. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
He's shut me out again, Michelle. Like when Stuart... It won't last. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
-Are things better with him and Rob? -Not really. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
-Hey. -Hiya. -Bag of chips, please. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-Is your dad around? -No. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-Salt and vinegar? -Please. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Oh, hi, Frank, come on in. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
I'm just off to work. Tom Cruise is in the front room. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
Eddie, it's Frank. He's got chips. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
'The tiny industrious little beetle is about to meet someone...' | 0:16:35 | 0:16:40 | |
I've seen this before. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
That wee beetle pushes that big ball of shite | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
for what is the equivalent of six miles for him. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Then, just as he gets to where he's going, another beetle comes | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
and steals it from under his nose. It's what happens, wait and see. | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
Six miles. Poor bastard. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
They'll have you shovelling shit, you know that? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
I know. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
You still coming on the booze cruise to France? It'll do us good. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
I can see myself on the ship now. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Captain Eddie Fraser. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Beer in my hand and the sea air in my lungs. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
Oi, Eddie! That seagull's eating your puke. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
He caught it in the air! That seagull caught it in the air! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
Puke again, Eddie! Go on, puke again. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
-HE LAUGHS -That's brilliant, that. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
All right? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Bloody hell. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
You can see France already. Isn't very far, is it? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-Near enough to swim. -I wish I had. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Frank? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Frank? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
You all right? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
How mad would you have to be to swim this? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Totally. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-How far is it to France? -We're in France, you dipstick. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Yeah, I know we're in France but how far is it, from Britain? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
20 miles, give or take the odd oil tanker. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-20? How do they measure? -They look very small from here, don't they? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
They are very small, love. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
We just like to shrink when we get near them. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
You can't swim one of the busiest shipping routes cos the fancy takes. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
-Who'd you show your passport to? Punch and Judy? -The deckchair man. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
I was a deckchair man for a day. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-Only a day? -It wasn't what I was expecting. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
-Did you tell him yet? -No, God, no. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
I will. He won't like it. He'll think it's to do losing his job. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
And he'll like it even less when he finds out the truth, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
that it's got absolutely nothing to do with him at all. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Sorry to call you back to the yard like this, Frank. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
It's a small legal matter. I just need to prove something. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
I know you must be busy. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
You know these guys, Frank. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-So? -I told you. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
I didn't see anything. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
He must have been desperate. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
He's going to get nothing. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
He used the wrong hand. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
He's right-handed. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Duncan? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
He crossed hands... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
to operate the press. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
OK. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
You should have been more loyal to the company, Frank. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
You wouldn't know what loyalty is. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Loyalty is a full wage packet at the end of the week. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Loyalty is being valued, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
being happy with yourself. You happy with yourself, Frank? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
Who do you think you are? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
You seriously think you can intimidate people | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
into being loyal to you? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
There's not a man in this yard would piss on you if you were on fire. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
Hi, Frank! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Cannae keep away, hey? -Frank! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-I knocked a vase over. -Which one? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-The one with the crack in it? -No, the other one. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Will it fix? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I need to go and get changed. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
So what if you swam the Clyde? The Channel's completely different. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Do you think you could, then, Frank? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-I know I could. -Look! You got made redundant. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
You should just face up to it like everyone else. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Face up to it? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Like you did, Eddie? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
-That's a lot of reading. -That's a lot of swimming. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
-You think I'm wasting my time? -A gem cannot be polished without friction, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
nor man perfected without trials. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Is that a yes or a no? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
When do we start? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Hey, hey, hey. What have we forgotten? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
What's this? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
You know we're not allowed. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
In you go. I'll see you at 3.30. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
-Bye! -Bye! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-Hi, son. -Dad. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-OK? -You? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-Yeah, good. -Busy? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
Aye. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
You used to have one of them, remember? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
They had one each but they're always losing them. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
I was gonna go for a coffee. Wanna come? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
I'd better not, I've got to get on. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Maybe next time? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Aye. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I promised Michelle I'd fix this for her. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
I wanted to see what was inside. It doesn't want to go back together. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
Things aren't meant to be fixed nowadays. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
No. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Not by you, anyway. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
How's work? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
What was it Sausage Fingers said today? Something funny. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
No, I can't remember. It was funny, anyway, whatever it was. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
The thing that he said. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
It was funny. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
I'm gonna swim it, Ed. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
I know you are. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
-Oh, my, that's a lot of reading. -It's a lot of swimming. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Probably mentions sharks. Does it? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
-There's no sharks in the Channel. -One shark, they opened it up, | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-they found a telly. -Did not. -Don't tell me, the telly was still on. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
It's important to take it seriously or you may as well not bother. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
-Bloody hell. -Bugger me. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Are you coming or are you going? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
-ALL: -Sorry, Frank. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
To start with, there's the training schedule. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
-I don't mean to be rude, Chan... -Things we need to do to set the swim up. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
-I didn't think you spoke English. -I didn't think you could speak. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
-Danny. -First, we need to register the swim. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
I've only heard you say three words and two were "salt" and "vinegar". | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
For the love of God, will you let the man speak? Sorry, Chan. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
Next, we have to get a boat and an experienced pilot. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:16 | |
How about Merv, he's got a boat? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
-Merv the Perv's got a boat? -One of them daft pointy ones, | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
-all chrome and shiny plastic. -I don't wanna talk to Merv. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
-Dinky wee bar. -Does it go fast, though? -Like shit off a stick. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:29 | |
Two years is what it takes. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
I wanna do it in six months. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Do you have time to help me? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
Aye. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Ed, I would have asked you but I didn't think you'd have the time. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
Aye, well... Chan's probably better at this sort of thing than me. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
Look, guys, do me a favour, can we just keep this to ourselves? | 0:29:09 | 0:29:13 | |
-Sure. -Aye. -Aye. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
-Is he in? -Aye, he's in the kitchen. -Right. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
-Good evening. -Hello, Norman. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
-I've got a cake. -Oh, very nice. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
-Hello, Mrs Redmond. -Hello. -It's Danny, Danny Campbell. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
Ah, right. You want Frank? He's...in the kitchen. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Come in. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
He's in the kitchen. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Keep your eyes open, James. Here. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:09 | |
Here you go. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
-All right, Rob? -Danny, how's things? | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Aye, not bad. Skint, no job, no girlfriend, and I've been wearing | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
Big Janine's knickers since last February. I can't complain. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
-Aaargh! -No' easy that, doing a woman's job. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
I'll leave you to it. Rather you than me! | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
-You OK? -Yeah. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Leave it alone, you big numpty. And try to stay on your feet. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
I saw Dad down the pool again. What's he up to? | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
-Swimming. -Seems he's there all the time. -Does him good. Away you go. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
-How did they both manage to fall over? -Practice. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Can we go up to our room? -Yes, you can. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
I didn't know you had this. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
Angela dug it out. It's a good sand boat. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:00 | |
Hmmm. That's all you ever wanted to make, both of you. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
-Must be in your blood. -Biscuit? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
-I go up there every now and then. -I know. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Mum? | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
I failed my bus test. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
That's not bad. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
The time's faster and you're getting more distance from the strokes. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:44 | |
But it's still a long way from the real thing. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
-You'd be better at bus driving than me. -I thought about it. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
Kept seeing those ads. So, why didn't you tell us? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:57 | |
There's no sugar in this. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
-Can you take it again? -You get three go's. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:06 | |
You should try for it, you'd be good. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
What, and have Angela give up work? She earns twice what I could. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:12 | |
-I said before, I can help with the twins. -I've said before, | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
they're my kids. If I'm not prepared to look after them, | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
-we shouldn't have had them. What? -You're like your dad. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:23 | |
Aaron, when you get to the side, just stop and wait. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
-You OK? -It's all right, he's fine! -I'm all right. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
That's the way he swims. It's OK, leave him. Thank you. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
Yes! | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
-Yes! -Did you see that, big man? | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
You call that swimming? | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Aye. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
-You got a name? -Aaron. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
Good name. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
Good swimmer. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
Rob, hurry up. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
-Let's go. -He's probably not here. -You said he comes all the time. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
-Unless you don't want to. -I didn't say all the time, | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
I said some of time, smartarse. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
-All right, Frank. -All right, Danny. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
-Who's that? -I used to work with him. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
OK, OK. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
I'm gonna be first! No cheating. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
-You got a head start. -Ow, my toe. I stubbed my toe. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:23 | |
-Who won the race? -THEY LAUGH | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Right, whose clothes are who here? | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
-Is there anyone else in here? -No, you're safe. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
Come out! Why are you hiding in there? You've got the shampoo. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
-Have I? -Why do men's changing rooms always smell of P-I-S-S? | 0:36:37 | 0:36:42 | |
You're lucky, normally they smell of S-H-I-T. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
-What does that spell? -THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Right, clothes on. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Come on, let's get dressed. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
THEY CHAT | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
See you Monday. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
Excuse me. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
See you Monday. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
-Just a three. -Danny. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
Get his change right, Shirley, he'll be watching the pennies. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
It's not even May. You can't go swimming outdoors this time of year. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
I've got to get colder. I'm going to Loch Lomond tomorrow. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
-There's frost forecast. -We should all do it, lend a bit of morale. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
-I'll do it, sounds like a laugh. What about you, Eddie? -Count me in. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
I support much better when I'm dry. I'm a dry kind of supporter. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
-Nice cake, Norman. -Yeah, less salt this time. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
ALL SHOUT | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
Where are you going? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
-No! -Eddie, come on! -I can't do this! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
ALL SHOUT | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
Hold on, Frank! I'll be right with you! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
Don't worry, son, it'll grow back. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
-It better had. I'm playing football later on. -Here we go, lads. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
-Nice cold beers to warm you up. -Cheers, guys. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
-Slainte. ALL: -Slainte. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
The fire of the crucible. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
-What is the fire of the crucible? -Chinese proverb. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
From now on, you train in the cold. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
Plus you have to swim 25 miles a week, six days a week. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
Here, I've got one for you, Chan. Man who walks through | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
airport turnstile sideways, is going to bang cock. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
How do you know he's going to Bangkok? | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Bang cock. Bang...cock. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
Listen, we still need to get a hold of a boat so we can support Frank. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:01 | |
-Merv the Perv's got a boat. -Do you think he'd let us have a go? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:05 | |
I don't see why not, he'd let you have a go with his wife. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
-ALL LAUGH -Bangkok! Bang... | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
I can't. I thought I could but I can't. I'll see you at the bus stop! | 0:40:24 | 0:40:29 | |
Hey! Over here. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Come on. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
Don't be shy. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
Give it a try. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Merv, it's Frank. Can I have a word? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
Oh, hiya, Frank. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
-Vera, it's Frank. -VERA'S VOICE IS MUFFLED | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
-Hi, Vera. -How's Joan? | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Joan's...she's fine, yeah. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
VERA'S MUFFLED VOICE | 0:40:53 | 0:40:54 | |
Oh, she's still after Joan's recipe for that lemon cheesecake. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
I'll remind her. | 0:40:58 | 0:40:59 | |
Listen, I'm sorry, is this a bad time? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
-I could come back later. -No, no, it's great, Frank. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
Norman says you've got a boat. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
I was wondering if maybe we could... borrow it? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
-I wanna shag it! -Merv probably has. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
-You sure you know what you're doing? -Of course I do! | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
-I was in Sea Cadets! -Bit different to a leaky canoe on the Clyde. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:23 | |
-Don't worry, I'll be careful. -Just make sure you are. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
Are you not coming, Norman? | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
Get on there with the missing link at the helm? You're joking! | 0:41:29 | 0:41:33 | |
No, I'll leave it till I find my sea legs. Next time. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:38 | |
ALL SHOUT | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
Right, then. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
ENGINE STRUGGLES TO START | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
-Oh, you flooded it. -I'll fix it. Just give us a minute. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
Help! | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
-Norman! -ENGINE STARTS | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
Aaargh! Oh, shite! | 0:42:06 | 0:42:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Bollocks! Aaargh! | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
SILENCE FALLS | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Keep your eye on that, will you? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
What's on your mind, son? | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
-I've been thinking. -What with? | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
I was thinking... I could have a go at the Channel too. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:06 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. What do you think? | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
-You think you're up to it? -Oh, yeah. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
-Definitely. -Yeah? -Definitely. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
-Hi. -All right, Rob? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Evening, Janine. Pint of lager, please. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
Eight packets of crisps, assorted flavours, no prawn cocktail, | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
two pork pies, three ham sandwiches and a pint of Guinness, please. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
I'm in training. Swimming. I've got to bulk up. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
-You're swimming? -Training. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
But I'm getting mentally prepared. I'm in mental training. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
-How's things with you, then? -The same. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
How's the big fella? | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
-What? -Your little boy, he fell on his arse the last time I saw you. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:01 | |
Oh, yeah. He's all right. He...does it all the time. Bounces back. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:06 | |
Oh, yeah, they're very bouncy, kids. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Like balls. Or castles. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
It's gotta be the most difficult job in the world, being a dad. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
Probably why mine left us. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
But you don't miss what you never had, do you? | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
You stay in front of him, Frank. If the water suddenly gets warm, | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
-that'll be Danny. -How many of those have you eaten? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:34 | |
-Just the one. -Well, get rid of it. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
Right, OK. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
Don't do anything stupid. Get into trouble, | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
what do you do? Go to the boat, yeah? | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
All right, now remember, we're not superheroes. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
-I hear you. I'm good. -Let's go. -What's that? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
Jellyfish. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
They're fine, they're fine. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
Come on! | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
-Colder than last time! -Danny, go down. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
-Come on, here we go! -Danny! | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
-Watch this. -Pace yourself. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
'You are king of the jungle.' | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
I'm a lion. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
-HE GROWLS -'Now, repeat after me...' | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
Right, there you go, Frank. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
Why can't he just hold onto the boat and get it? | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
He wants to do it right. Touch the boat, and the swim won't count. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
Aargh! | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
TAPE SLOWS DOWN AND SPEEDS UP | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
SCREAMS: Eddie! | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
-He's got cramp! -Start the boat, Chan, start the boat! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
Danny! Danny, hold on! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
-Dan! -Hold on! -ENGINE LABOURS | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
It won't start. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
It's OK, it's OK. Calm down. Easy. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:07 | |
COUGHS | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
-What did the doctor say? -The doctor says he's gonna be all right. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:41 | |
No thanks to you. He looks to you like a dad. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
-You should have stopped him. -It wasn't Frank's fault, Mum. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:49 | |
-I will not have him go in the water again. -Ma, it was my own fault. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
I just wanted to be the man for once. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
Olympic superstar, | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
Nike sponsorship. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
Just...be the man, you know? | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
Like you. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
I didn't want you to be disappointed. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
I was when I found out it was Eddie that gave me the kiss of life. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
LAUGHS | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
Are you going training now? | 0:48:25 | 0:48:28 | |
Put some down for me, will you? | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
You can help out. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
On the boat or something. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
But he wears a life jacket if he's anywhere near you. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
-So his mother's not too happy then? -I should have stopped him. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:47 | |
-Remember you stopped Rob swimming in here that time? -Yeah, he was seven. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
He cursed like mad when I pulled him out cos his mates were watching. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:56 | |
-Jumped right back in. -If I'd disobeyed my father at that age, | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
he'd have beat the hell outta me. But I loved him. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:04 | |
I've never hit Rob. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
Ever. Not once. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
Yet now we can't find two words to say to each other. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
Seems like everything's backwards. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
MUFFLED VOICES | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
Why don't we just take a chance? Go to Dover? | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
Long way to go for nothing if we don't find somebody. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:40 | |
You said yourself, you don't find a pilot, you can't swim. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
-OK. I'll go later this week. -I'll come for the ride. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
-Get a saver, should be cheap enough. -Take Danny too. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:50 | |
-Make sure he brings his water wings this time. -SNORES | 0:49:50 | 0:49:54 | |
-It said apply thickly. -Maybe we overdid it. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:07 | |
-I'm sorry. -SIGHS | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
Was it the lorry? But he swerved first. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
-Lunatic. -Mrs Redmond, you need to be more... | 0:50:26 | 0:50:30 | |
I'll let you go one more time. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
Here we are. Right. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
I've just had a word with the barmaid. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Apparently, there is a guy that can do it. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
Goes by the name of Mad Bob. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
Mad Bob? | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
He doesn't sound normal. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
-He sounds frigging nuts. Is he here? -You looking for a boat? | 0:50:56 | 0:51:01 | |
-We might be. -Either you are or you're not. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
We are. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
-So it's you that's gonna be swimming? -Hmm-mm. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
If you can't beat me... you ain't the man to do the swim. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
And I ain't the man to take you. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
I take it you're Mad Bob. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
We go on three. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
One,...two,... | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
..three. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
850 the crossing, 200 deposit, no refunds. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
Will we get to see your boat? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
-What for? -We get to see the boat. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Righty-ho, you get to see the boat. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Shark. 35 footer. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
Fell off my bike. Two wheeler. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
Let's go. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:21 | |
There she is. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
Is this yours? | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
It's all right. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
-It's good. -Yeah. Very nice. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:38 | |
-There you go, fellas, tea's up. -What date is it today? -22nd June. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
-Aye, it's the 22nd. -You sure? -Is that a two or a five? | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
Yeah, it's the 22nd. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
One, two, three! | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
-ALL: -# For they are jolly good fellows | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
# For they are jolly good fellows | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
# For they are jolly good fellows | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
# And so say all of us. # | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
-Where were you? -Sorry, I got held up. -I'll get you some food. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
-No, it's fine, I've... -And a nice big piece of cake. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:17 | |
-Were you waiting for me? -They were. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
It's fine, it worked out better. Come on, let's go crazy! | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
CHILDREN SCREAM | 0:53:25 | 0:53:28 | |
Hey. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
Here you are. So what did you get them? | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
Since when did I do the shopping? | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
-Your mother likes to get those things. -You got them the racetracks. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
Mum still likes to do that thing where she signs the card | 0:53:46 | 0:53:50 | |
and makes it look like you've signed it too. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:53 | |
How's the swimming coming on? | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
I heard you were gonna swim the English Channel. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:02 | |
-I didn't tell her. -You were right not to. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
-Why? -Because you heard wrong. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
I heard that Danny parked Merv's boat halfway up the beach. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
And I heard that you're planning to swim the Channel this summer. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
Danny gets carried away. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
-Saw you down the library. -I like reading. -Saw you down the pool. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
I like swimming. What? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
I'm gonna get some jelly before it's all gone. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:38 | |
-You can have another go, can't you? -I can't seem to concentrate lately. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:50 | |
-You told him at last then? -No, it's not that. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
It's something else. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
I think he might be having an affair. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:59 | |
LAUGHS | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
But he's acting so odd. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
I'm sorry, that's just daft. I mean - Well, there's Vera. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:09 | |
It's not funny. She rang last weekend. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
-It's probably just got something to do with the boat. -What boat? | 0:55:11 | 0:55:15 | |
The boat! The lads are borrowing a boat to help Frank swim the Channel. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:20 | |
What channel? | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Thank you. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
Nice. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:54 | |
You know we were talking about buying a car? | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
Hmm. I fixed the wing mirror back on. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:05 | |
Michelle said Arthur Hall's selling his Metro. It's red. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:08 | |
-I thought we said a new car could wait? -We didn't, you did. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:12 | |
We have to be careful with the money from now on. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
Michelle says the insides are just like new. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
She also says you've been borrowing Merv's boat | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
to help you train to swim the Channel | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
and I was wondering when you were thinking about telling me. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:30 | |
I was also wondering how it is we can't afford a new car | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
but you can afford a boat to show you the way to bloody France. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:44 | |
I'd be worried about you trying to swim all that way, Frank, | 0:56:44 | 0:56:48 | |
if I wasn't so angry. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
I've never asked you for anything, Frank, | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
but honesty was something I took for granted. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
TAPPING | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
Look who it is, the three wise monkeys. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
Your dad's just got a few more lengths to do. Why don't we wait - | 0:57:53 | 0:57:57 | |
I know about his secret, I wanna talk to him, is that all right? | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
-Come on. -Eddie. -Hey! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
You're a liar, Dad. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
You lied to me about swimming the Channel. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
Maybe I did. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
Why? | 0:58:19 | 0:58:21 | |
-Is it because I don't have a job? -It's not about you. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:26 | |
Because I look after the twins? I'm not ashamed of that, Dad! | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
-I'm not ashamed, like you think I should be! -Good! You're not ashamed. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:34 | |
No, but you are. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
You're the one who's ashamed! | 0:58:38 | 0:58:41 | |
-I'm not listening to this. -Why? What are you afraid of? | 0:58:41 | 0:58:44 | |
Afraid I'll drown?! Look at me, I'm drowning! | 0:58:44 | 0:58:47 | |
36 years! 36 years. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:57 | |
12 hours a day, five days a week. | 0:58:57 | 0:59:00 | |
Now, you tell me, when was I supposed to go shopping?! | 0:59:00 | 0:59:04 | |
COUGHS | 0:59:12 | 0:59:15 | |
He'll be OK, Just needs time to cool off. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:46 | |
-We need to make sure you keep up the times tomorrow. -No. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:49 | |
-What? -No. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:52 | |
I can't do it. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:01 | |
-Frank - -I can't do it. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
-He's right. -Come on, Frank, come on. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:08 | |
I'm not going to be swimming. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
Your father didn't mean to hurt you. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:37 | |
I was married once. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
Her name was Bridget. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:48 | |
She left me for a jam salesman. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:50 | |
She never even liked jam. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
I didn't bother with women again after that. | 1:00:58 | 1:01:00 | |
I was always too scared the same thing would happen all over. | 1:01:00 | 1:01:04 | |
If anyone tried to get close, I just pushed them away. | 1:01:04 | 1:01:08 | |
Your father did the same thing with you after the accident. | 1:01:12 | 1:01:16 | |
Pushed you away. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
He blames me. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
No, he doesn't. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
He blames himself. Always has. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:27 | |
Now, you're soaking the seat and it's leather. It'll stain. | 1:01:30 | 1:01:35 | |
All that way, Frank. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:26 | |
I thought we were too old for secrets. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:37 | |
Like learning how to drive a bus? | 1:02:41 | 1:02:44 | |
There was an ad. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:57 | |
In the paper. | 1:02:57 | 1:02:59 | |
I failed twice. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:02 | |
But I'm going to take it again. I'm not giving up. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:06 | |
You ready? | 1:03:37 | 1:03:39 | |
We're not the train. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:55 | |
There's no point in waiting, I've got the keys, remember? | 1:03:55 | 1:03:59 | |
-(Pappy.) -Shh. | 1:04:03 | 1:04:05 | |
-(Are you playing a game?) -(Yeah.) -Don't make me come back out. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:11 | |
You'd better go inside. | 1:04:11 | 1:04:14 | |
(Is it a secret?) | 1:04:16 | 1:04:19 | |
-(Yeah.) -(Like Daddy's wee brother?) | 1:04:19 | 1:04:22 | |
(He says we must not talk about him. That it makes you sad.) | 1:04:22 | 1:04:27 | |
(Does it make you sad?) | 1:04:27 | 1:04:30 | |
Sometimes. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:32 | |
I won't too. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:36 | |
Good boy. | 1:04:36 | 1:04:38 | |
Are you going to swim the Channel? | 1:04:41 | 1:04:43 | |
I don't know. | 1:04:43 | 1:04:46 | |
-What do you think? -Dad says it's too dangerous. | 1:04:46 | 1:04:50 | |
What is the Channel? | 1:04:53 | 1:04:55 | |
It's the sea between England and France. | 1:04:55 | 1:04:59 | |
-SIGHS -Are there any...sharks? | 1:04:59 | 1:05:03 | |
-No sharks. -Crocodiles? | 1:05:03 | 1:05:07 | |
-Uh-uh. -Piranhas? | 1:05:07 | 1:05:09 | |
-Bananas? -Piranhas. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:11 | |
Piranhas! | 1:05:11 | 1:05:14 | |
No, no piranhas. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:16 | |
It doesn't sound too dangerous to me then. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
OK, bye! | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
I can swim like a fish. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:34 | |
Are you stopping out here all day or are you planning to come in? | 1:05:43 | 1:05:46 | |
Hey, big man, you not swimming?! | 1:06:19 | 1:06:22 | |
Yes! | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
That's £5 you owe me. I told you he'd be here. | 1:06:52 | 1:06:55 | |
We're a delegation. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:03 | |
A delegation? | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
It's a kind of a gang. | 1:07:05 | 1:07:08 | |
Thanks for that, Dan. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
Does the delegation have a proposal? | 1:07:12 | 1:07:15 | |
Yeah. We think you're wrong to give up | 1:07:15 | 1:07:19 | |
-now we've come this far. -We also think you're a big daft bollocks - | 1:07:19 | 1:07:23 | |
See that? See that little lad with the red hair? | 1:07:23 | 1:07:28 | |
It takes everything out of him just to swim one width, just one. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:34 | |
He won't take any help | 1:07:34 | 1:07:37 | |
and he never gives up. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
Ever. | 1:07:39 | 1:07:41 | |
-And when he gets to the other side... -Yes! | 1:07:46 | 1:07:49 | |
I'm not giving up. | 1:07:51 | 1:07:54 | |
That toilet needs cleaning again. | 1:08:14 | 1:08:16 | |
Do it yourself. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 1:08:37 | 1:08:40 | |
Hi, Davey. All right, ladies? Pat. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:44 | |
-My God. -All right, love? Nearly finished? | 1:08:44 | 1:08:48 | |
Only I thought we might go out. | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
You mean together? | 1:08:53 | 1:08:56 | |
Oh, aye. You and me, me and you. | 1:08:59 | 1:09:03 | |
Excuse me. | 1:09:10 | 1:09:13 | |
Please don't drop the bags, they split. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:16 | |
Oh, aye? | 1:09:16 | 1:09:18 | |
Sorry, pal. | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
-See you Wednesday. -See you Wednesday. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:29 | |
I nearly drowned. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:44 | |
-We heard. -In the sea. What were you doing in the sea? | 1:09:44 | 1:09:48 | |
I don't know. Do you wanna go out with me? | 1:09:48 | 1:09:52 | |
Yeah. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:56 | |
Good. That's good. | 1:09:56 | 1:10:00 | |
Happy days. | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
"North westerly, south westerly, | 1:10:08 | 1:10:11 | |
"five or six." | 1:10:11 | 1:10:13 | |
You smell of chlorine. | 1:10:18 | 1:10:21 | |
Like Dad when he was laid out. | 1:10:21 | 1:10:24 | |
He used to smell of oil and Woodbines. | 1:10:27 | 1:10:30 | |
I was 16. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:37 | |
You came down to talk to Dad about something. | 1:10:37 | 1:10:40 | |
I couldn't believe how handsome you were. | 1:10:40 | 1:10:44 | |
I'm learning to drive a bus. | 1:10:52 | 1:10:55 | |
And then, if I pass, | 1:10:55 | 1:10:58 | |
I'm going to drive a bus. | 1:10:58 | 1:11:00 | |
It'll be my job. A proper job. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:03 | |
Driving a bus. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
I'm going up. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:10 | |
So should you. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:13 | |
You have a big day tomorrow. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:15 | |
Thanks for the sandwiches. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
Good luck. | 1:11:55 | 1:11:57 | |
That, er...time, | 1:11:57 | 1:12:01 | |
when I came to see your father. I didn't. | 1:12:01 | 1:12:04 | |
I came to see you. | 1:12:06 | 1:12:09 | |
I spy with my little eye something beginning with... | 1:12:16 | 1:12:18 | |
-You'll never get this. A. -Air freshener. -No. -Ambulance. -No. | 1:12:18 | 1:12:22 | |
-You might get it, Norman. -Why? -Cos you're nearer it. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:25 | |
-You could say you're on it. -I'm on it? -Kinda. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:29 | |
-Arse. -No, cos you'd have that as well. Unless it was Norman's arse. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:33 | |
-Leave my arse outta this. -And that would be N-A. | 1:12:33 | 1:12:36 | |
-You OK with heights? -Yeah. | 1:13:21 | 1:13:24 | |
-You? -Oh, yeah. | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
-You sure? -Hmm-mm. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
I was thinking about Joan. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:34 | |
I should have told her. | 1:13:34 | 1:13:36 | |
What I was hiding. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:40 | |
-Maybe we should leave him alone? -Why? We should be there for him. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:46 | |
-What if he doesn't want us there? -You're as pig-headed as your father. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:50 | |
Of course he wants us there. He just doesn't know how to ask. | 1:13:50 | 1:13:54 | |
-But he's not gonna achieve anything by it. -How do you know?! | 1:13:54 | 1:13:57 | |
Because he's not gonna bring Stuart back by swimming the Channel. | 1:13:57 | 1:14:01 | |
Oh, God. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
It's not Stuart he wants back. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:07 | |
I'm away. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:13 | |
Mum. Thanks for the toys. | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
It's OK. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
What toys? | 1:14:26 | 1:14:28 | |
-LOUD FARTING -Better out than in, right? | 1:14:34 | 1:14:37 | |
-For God's sake. -One more of them | 1:14:37 | 1:14:40 | |
and you're sleeping in the car. | 1:14:40 | 1:14:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:14:43 | 1:14:45 | |
I knew a guy once, | 1:14:45 | 1:14:47 | |
could fart in German. ALL LAUGH | 1:14:47 | 1:14:50 | |
SIREN BLARES | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
You took your time. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:04 | |
I'm sitting in the front. | 1:15:05 | 1:15:07 | |
The observer fella seems all right. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:14 | |
Right, it's five o'clock, let's get cracking. Don't forget, | 1:15:23 | 1:15:27 | |
don't touch the boat or it will invalidate your swim. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:30 | |
When you get to France, pick up a stone and bring it back to the boat. | 1:15:30 | 1:15:34 | |
-OK. -Good luck. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:37 | |
Thank you. Thank you. | 1:15:37 | 1:15:39 | |
Go on. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
-Good luck, mate. -Good luck, Frank. -Thanks, lads. | 1:15:41 | 1:15:46 | |
Right. | 1:15:46 | 1:15:48 | |
See youse. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:52 | |
-You not joining us? -No, I don't float very well. | 1:15:52 | 1:15:56 | |
Me neither. | 1:15:56 | 1:15:58 | |
OK. | 1:16:00 | 1:16:02 | |
Come on, Frank! | 1:17:03 | 1:17:05 | |
That's the way! | 1:17:05 | 1:17:07 | |
We'll be there in no time, Frank. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
Nice rhythm, that. | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
One, two, | 1:17:59 | 1:18:01 | |
three, four. | 1:18:01 | 1:18:03 | |
Oh! I'm all right, Frank! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:06 | |
I'm all right. Carry on. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:08 | |
You passed, didn't you? | 1:18:11 | 1:18:13 | |
-I thought you'd never ask. -Well done, Mum! | 1:18:13 | 1:18:17 | |
-Congratulations, that's brilliant! -We should celebrate with a gum drop. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:21 | |
-The fumes are killing me. -I can't help that. | 1:18:40 | 1:18:43 | |
I'm keeping this close to keep you on course. | 1:18:44 | 1:18:47 | |
I can't breathe. I'll go ahead. | 1:18:49 | 1:18:53 | |
What bloody use will I be then? | 1:18:53 | 1:18:55 | |
Stupid bastard. Bloody fool! | 1:18:56 | 1:18:59 | |
"I am confident." | 1:19:07 | 1:19:09 | |
-I am confident. -"I am a lion." -I am a lion. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:14 | |
I'm not a timorous beastie, I'm a lion! | 1:19:14 | 1:19:17 | |
WHIMPERS | 1:19:23 | 1:19:26 | |
He's doing great, isn't he? | 1:19:35 | 1:19:38 | |
No. At this rate, he's not gonna make it before ebb tide and if he | 1:19:38 | 1:19:42 | |
-doesn't, he's gonna get swept back out to sea. -Isn't that a bit bleak? | 1:19:42 | 1:19:46 | |
-No, he's right. -I'll pick up the pace and he'll have to keep up. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:50 | |
Better do some hypothermia checks. Can we get closer? | 1:19:50 | 1:19:54 | |
Frank! Where are you swimming from? | 1:19:57 | 1:20:00 | |
-England. -Where in England? | 1:20:00 | 1:20:04 | |
-Dover. -What day is it? | 1:20:04 | 1:20:08 | |
-What? -What day is it?! | 1:20:08 | 1:20:11 | |
-Thursday. -He seems all right. | 1:20:12 | 1:20:14 | |
Come on. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:29 | |
I didn't think to ask where in France he was swimming to. | 1:20:29 | 1:20:33 | |
-There, that's where he's swimming to. -How do you know? | 1:20:33 | 1:20:36 | |
-Pappy showed me. -When did Pappy show you? -I'm not telling you. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:40 | |
"RADIO CHATTER" | 1:20:42 | 1:20:45 | |
How many times you try yourself? | 1:20:45 | 1:20:47 | |
-Three. -Did you ever make it? -Third time lucky. | 1:20:47 | 1:20:51 | |
There it is. Sortie, way out. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:06 | |
-What is it? -Ebb tide. | 1:21:26 | 1:21:30 | |
It's dragging him back out. | 1:21:30 | 1:21:32 | |
What if he can't beat it? Can't we do anything? | 1:21:32 | 1:21:36 | |
-He's in for the long haul. -He won't be able to last that long. | 1:21:36 | 1:21:40 | |
-Yes, he will. -He won't. His body temperature's dropping. | 1:21:40 | 1:21:43 | |
If he doesn't make this beach, he won't make it at all. | 1:21:43 | 1:21:47 | |
Frank! You've only three miles to go, Frank! | 1:21:47 | 1:21:51 | |
I know you're hurting but you gotta swim faster, the tide's against you. | 1:21:51 | 1:21:55 | |
Frank, you've gotta swim faster! | 1:21:55 | 1:21:57 | |
You can do it, Frank. | 1:22:04 | 1:22:07 | |
You can do it. | 1:22:07 | 1:22:09 | |
Aaargh! Stay there! Stay there, don't move! Don't move from there! | 1:22:34 | 1:22:38 | |
TAPPING | 1:22:40 | 1:22:42 | |
Stop that. | 1:22:48 | 1:22:50 | |
Stop it. | 1:22:50 | 1:22:52 | |
Come on, Frank, come on. | 1:23:06 | 1:23:09 | |
-Is he all right? -SCREAMS | 1:23:46 | 1:23:48 | |
SCREAMING | 1:23:48 | 1:23:50 | |
Bloody hell. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
I need to get out, lads. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:18 | |
What do you think you're doing? | 1:24:18 | 1:24:21 | |
Why don't you just take it slow for a wee while, see if it passes. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:25 | |
Sorry, Chan, I can't do it, mate. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:28 | |
You're nearly there. It's not far. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:31 | |
-I can't do it. -Frank, your body's hurting because you're beginning | 1:24:31 | 1:24:34 | |
to burn fat. It won't last. If you carry on, you'll get through it. | 1:24:34 | 1:24:38 | |
-It's just the pain barrier, it's all in your mind. -Get me out! | 1:24:38 | 1:24:41 | |
-It's too far. -Bollocks, it's always been this far. -You swim it then! | 1:24:41 | 1:24:45 | |
Fine. Get on board, we can all go home. | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
All my life I've looked up to you, Frank. All my life. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:52 | |
-I never saw you back down from anything. -It's too far. | 1:24:52 | 1:24:56 | |
I'm nobody me, I know that. But I'm not daft. | 1:24:56 | 1:25:00 | |
I see what's going on here, | 1:25:00 | 1:25:03 | |
out here in the middle of nowhere. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:06 | |
But he's not here, is he, Frank? | 1:25:07 | 1:25:10 | |
He never was. | 1:25:10 | 1:25:13 | |
It has taken you 23 years to find that out. | 1:25:14 | 1:25:18 | |
So, what now? | 1:25:21 | 1:25:23 | |
Well, I'll tell you what now. | 1:25:26 | 1:25:29 | |
You get back to swimming and you shut up about how far it is. | 1:25:29 | 1:25:34 | |
Shut up about how much it hurts cos you don't have a choice. | 1:25:34 | 1:25:37 | |
You never did! | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
So come on, | 1:25:39 | 1:25:43 | |
get stuck in! | 1:25:43 | 1:25:45 | |
We're wasting time. | 1:25:45 | 1:25:48 | |
I'll go on then. | 1:25:58 | 1:26:02 | |
It's him! I can't see for sure, but... | 1:26:09 | 1:26:12 | |
Yeah, that's Frank! That's Frank in the water! | 1:26:12 | 1:26:16 | |
There, lads, look! See him? | 1:26:34 | 1:26:37 | |
Come on, let's go. | 1:26:39 | 1:26:43 | |
Come on, I need to be there, Mum! | 1:26:43 | 1:26:45 | |
-Come on! -My gawd! | 1:26:45 | 1:26:49 | |
GASPS FOR AIR | 1:28:17 | 1:28:20 | |
CHEER | 1:28:27 | 1:28:29 | |
Yes! | 1:28:29 | 1:28:32 | |
If he touches him before he gets out the swim won't be recognised. | 1:28:33 | 1:28:37 | |
ALL SHOUT: Don't! | 1:28:37 | 1:28:41 | |
Let him get out of the water! | 1:28:44 | 1:28:46 | |
What's he...? | 1:29:05 | 1:29:07 | |
-CRIES -Come on. | 1:29:18 | 1:29:20 | |
What?! | 1:29:36 | 1:29:39 | |
Did I miss something? | 1:29:39 | 1:29:41 | |
LAUGHS, ALL CHEER | 1:29:43 | 1:29:46 | |
Yes! | 1:29:49 | 1:29:50 | |
Come on. | 1:29:52 | 1:29:54 | |
Come on! | 1:29:54 | 1:29:56 | |
LAUGHS | 1:30:12 | 1:30:14 | |
We did it! We swam the Channel! | 1:30:15 | 1:30:19 | |
CHEER | 1:30:28 | 1:30:30 | |
I took the ferry! | 1:30:30 | 1:30:32 | |
Get the stone. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:36 | |
Get the stone. | 1:30:36 | 1:30:39 | |
CHEER | 1:30:40 | 1:30:43 | |
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